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>>742894041
fuuuck thats brutal

>>742893448
Story?

>>742894119
I usually recognize a car by it's mirrors, but damn, what is this car he's driving? These mirrors look sexy

Every day, new rekt thread, same shit it every one.

>>742894119
beachedwhale.webm?

>>742894075
Well that was uncomfortable to watch

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>>742893448
What the fuck was the idea there?

>>742894600
seems like a bmw i10

>>742894041
driver is either unconscious or super retarded because the dashcam car tries to back up and white car keeps going...

>>742894075
i got hard watching this

>>742895021
No it doesn't.

>>742895047
Now that's edgy

>>742893448
someone misjudged the size of her ass

>>742895021
Interior doesn't match with i10

>>742895161
i know, i don't feel anything looking at naked people or vanilla porn, but gore gives me a boner every time

>>742895405
You might want to get that checked out anon

>>742894075
WTF? It´s really disgusting mtfck... holy shit. Then they eat the heart? Whith macarrones?

>>742894075
Oh, you don't have the one were they also rip out his eye?

The fuck is this, same thread as yesterday? Post some new content you goddamn newfags

>>742897297
Did i ask who is posting? being this new...

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>>742894119

>>742893448
wtf did she live? Darwin award?
once she is seized by the gate she is like a puppet, no move or anything ?

>>742897741
love that guy at the end
>"fuck, we could have saved a life today"

>>742894480
https://www.koreus.com/video/femme-porte-hydraulique.html

>>742894041
:(

>>742894480
>>742898122

story
>>742898357

wow What the fuck. she could get up right after that

>>742894075
FATALITY!!!!!

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>>742898695
Not the doggo

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>>742897773
>pyro
moar pls

>>742898889
The gate probably doesn't have a huge amount of power behind it, plus they got it off her pretty quickly.

Not something I'd risk, though.

>>742899447
Did they slaughter the duck, or did it die from eternal bleeding?

>>742893448
what the fuck is this ended early shit?

>>742897773
firefighters are so fucking stupid overpaid lazy mother fuckers

>>742895031
or his brakes failed

>>742900147
Thanks dick.

>>742899447
gah damn. never thought id see a dog rape a duck

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>>742894075
>>742897297
oh my god

>>742899599
yes

>>742897830
irl joe swanson

>>742900623
as someone whos considering getting a surgery involving this. i find this very fascinating. got more?

>>742897741
>god dammit!

>>742900877
i don't. but what is it? sinus surgery or something?

>>742898357
Thnx for sauce. Though no real story behind it.

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>>742900623

>>742901241
likely an orthogonatic surgery. usually they do this one to rotate the entire mouth and jaw up wards or make the occlusion better

>>742895031
looks like no brakes

>>742900877
Dental student here, have fun with that.

>>742900877
Yeah, what kind of surgery is it? Pretty gross. That'd involve some painful recovery.

>>742894075
Story?

>>742901643
Le Fort osteotomy. It's warranted in some cases (called class III malocclusion due to the maxilla being retruded), but yeah, the recovery is pretty painful.

>>742901643
see >>742901479

i talked to my surgeon and he said a few weeks on liquid diet while your mouth is wired shut, and then 6-12 months for complete healing during which you cant eat hard or chewy foods

>>742897741
Filename should be maybenexttime

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>>742894041
>woman makes no attempt to hurry across street
>makes no attempt to stop child who is now in the new path of the car
>makes no attempt to grab, push, drag or pull the child out of harm's way
>makes no attempt to rescue the crushed child
>makes no attempt to retrieve or comfort the child
>makes no attempt to attack the driver for what he did
Why do womyn make it so easy to hate them?

>>742901811
i was considering getting it to help with my really fucked profile, getting a maxilary impaction would reduce the height and the upwards rotation would make the profile less convex

>>742901877
>>742901811
>>742901643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUzCcEcfnUU
damn son.

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>>742902058
3/?

>>742901981
>1700 flag
>doesn't even know its called taps

>>742902058
>I'm so drunk my head's killing me

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>>742902095
4/?

>>742894119
i lost kek

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>>742902141
5/5

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>>742902128
Severe case of head ache and hangover

>>742902141
good to see they at least recycled some tires

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>>742899447
am I laughting or crying?

>>742894119
>knowing that in a zombie apocalypse there will be thousands upon thousands of obese nude zombies jiggling in all their disgusting rotten glory at you

Does anyone have the webm of the zebra trying to pull his insides back together after being bitten by something? I am unable to find it

>>742894075
Good fucking Jesus

>>742897882
is that really Milley?

>>742902126
>caring

>>742897567
That guy was like "I can still live" and the driver just continued, lmao.

But damn, this thread is fucked dude.

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>>742900583

>>742898695
Yo wtf dude, humans are ok but animals? you sick fuck!

>>742897830
Fuck he's got some moves tho

>>742902003
Never seen this one before. Story for anyone so kind?

>>742894119
kek

>>742903199
Wow what an original joke keep em coming bud

>>742903297
Nigger who got what was coming. He probably robbed someone

>>742903143
the guy that shoots gets prison time right? is that murder or manslaughter?

>>742903435

Isn't that the nigger who was fucking your mom? Oh wait, nope, sorry. Easy mistake, they all look alike, and there was so many in line.

>>742894041
lemme guess, its from China

>>742902979
The lighting the kids on fire one fucked up my day for sure

>>742900560

love your answer

>>742903695

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHSHITHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Holy fuck that was hysterical.

"SHIT! Get off her, get off her! NO!! Stop! Shit. Fuck...."

Fortunately China. He'll pay a small fine and be done with it.

>>742903435
Sheet that's just a classic, I just automatically just assume that

>>742903848
he did nothing wrong anyway. that woman is retarded

>>742903915
Should*

>>742897882
seems shop but im saving anyway

>>742900147
>firefighters are so fucking stupid overpaid lazy mother fuckers who will race into a burning building to save your worthless faggot ass

>>742903597
Neither because the guy's not dead as far as I can see. It would be something like assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder if they really didn't like the shooter.

But yeah, you aren't supposed to shoot someone running away from you, even if they are a criminal.

>>742898122
she lived, a gate like that can hurt as hell but not kill, unless if is by asphyxiation

>>742903866
>we gave them equal rights

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my fav

>>742901258
she tried to force the gate to stay open, I assume she had a friend lagging behind out of the screen.
some gates have a auto stop system in case something get in the path, but I wouldn't trust my life on the effectiveness of those systems.

>>742904078
There's a full set my dude

>>742903597
>>742904132
the shooter was a cop, he wasnt charged with anything. plus its thailand, so no body gives a fuck about some thief

>>742904301
Holy shit, I didn't know machines could do that to a person.

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>>742899424
>running AWAY from the crew who is there for nothing other than to put your dumb ass out

>>742894119
at the end it is like the t-rex in jurassic park.

>>742904538
Imagine the sound of all these bones being crushed... Actually it would be all gore, I have seen it.

>>742899424
>holy fuck! oh shit! hurry everyone save the floor mats!!!

>>742903695
Weak grip

> DoFarmer Walks
>cheat death

>>742903932
they all retarded, those machines have weights on the back for balance, no way anyone could lift it off her without a crane

>>742894600

I'm like 90% sure that's a l2010-2011 camaro based on the interior

>>742904416
post it sir, for reasons

>>742904884
I'm rattled. I went to go check and the Tumblr account that had it is shut down

>>742904538
machines can do much worst, he was lucky AF and I not even trying to joke

>>742897773
Fucktard uses flamethrower!

>>742898357
>>742893448
>>742898122
>>742904150
>>742901258
>>742904325
She lived. They all laugh in the end and went to have orgy

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6rgsm

>>742904301
Survived?

>>742904833
I used to drive counter-balance fork lifts for a living. The one I worked with weighed upwards of 6 tons. The idea that one person could throw herself on them and bring it down, is mental. She clearly had no training to be around them.

>>742905045
hardly, but his body is in one piece

>>742905045
Look close enough and you will see how his fucking spine gets broken in like 3 parts, and judging his body after the mahcine releases him he is fucking dead.

>>742903932
aside from having an overweight, unsecured load and driving with the forks up too high. but yeah he is completely innocent lol..but china so no one cares

>>742903866
> Ape Escape

>>742905140
She died/got completely fucked because of her fault, you can't bring that shit down, it was obviously going to go down alone.

>>742901981
The shock of something like that happening is a factor as well fucktard

>>742901811
Had double jaw surgery a few weeks ago. So far I have had literally no pain related to the surgery.

>>742903143

if the guy survived he is on a wheelchair for sure

>>742899447
well fuck a duck

>>742894075
I'm beginning to think those aren't qualified surgeons

>>742902058
Why poo in lol when you can poo and then goo in street? Vishnu would be proud

>>742903866
Fucking pavement apes.

>>742905140
>>742905060
oh god, now I have to find ans watch that hilarious forklift safety video, this shit cracks me up everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPpwLCvPAME

>>742905262
yes she was retarded but the whole thing could have been avoided if the other people werent so retarded first.

>>742905440
Well that looks like a broken spine for one.

>>742905317
Dynamic forces


I mean, niggers

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>>742904538
this kinda stuff scares me. i used to work in a warehouse that had a couple machines like this and some other types that we we're always warned about. it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for half of my co-workers we're always coming in high. once these machines grab you, thats it. By the time someone hits the kill switch, your moms spaghettii

>>742905539
yeah safety training day was always the best. ever see any of the Harvey Roles vids? dk if there is a forklift one but they are good shit if your stoned/drunk

>>742901717
probably mexican cartels

>>742905317
I dont want to be racist, but I watch those videos and its always mexicans, blacks and chinese.... for fuck sake

>>742905440
Why did I cringe the most on this one?

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>>742905612
>They sucks at math. $0 = profit 100%

cleantime.adistra.com

>>742894075
KALI MAAA

>>742905741
>Harvey Roles
hahaha, im watching them now.
thanks!

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>>742905806
oh boy, here we go again

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>>742904871
>>742894600

I'm 100% now; it's definitely a camaro. It has oracle aftermarket mirrors which are based on the 2009 camaro concept car.

>>742897773
Go home Charizard, you're drunk!

>>742905981
Damn. He got out of there fast.

>>742902923
you wish your mom cared about you faggot

>>742899424
fucking br monkeys

>>742906083
LOL
he may be too stupid to drive a forklift, but he is smart enough to bail fast.

>>742905806
Do I look like a retard, you faggot? Shipping shitty watches that are worth all the 0 dollars you pay for them, and making the money on nutty shipping costs?

Go suck your own cock, you cancer-ridden Super-AIDS-guzzling extra-chromosome-having mongo.

>>742899447
well....Fuck a Duck!

>>742904748
Wtf is that?

>>742902003
Is he alright?

>>742905217
Mousetrap

>>742906295
Mechanical Mod shorting out \ battery venting.

>>742906295
what happens to fags who vape

>>742903289

He did

>>742906083
I drive these at work and once while unloading a truck the bridge between the truck and the hall broke down

I would have jumped out of it too but in first world country you are forced to have a seatbelt or gates at the side.

>>742904984
God, this one's still not as bad as the one where the guy loses his teeth pulling that stunt

>>742906219
I've done that before. Ran into racks. Didn't knock any down but really shit my pants because I seen stuff like this before.

>>742904984
>shows absolutely no pain
fake hair?

>>742906711
Ah, if this bitch was American, she'd have been asked to appear on Ellen...

>>742906857
yeah, it was a prank/hoax

>>742906833
I never had that bad an accident. But then, we received decent training and the company running the warehouse wasn't putting aisles too close together .

>>742902141
why the fuck though

>>742906857
More like shock.

>>742894041
i paused at 0.05 can't watch that stuff :3

>>742907020
Handcuff two thieving niggers together through a tyre. Lace with petrol. Ignite. They can't run away, they can't get the tyre off, they will slowly burn alive from the waist up.

>>742904096

Firefighters rarely enter burning buildings. You're believing TV and movie fantasy. Firefighters show up after the majority of people have either gotten out or died and then they spray some water around and act like they just saved the world.

Not to mention major structure fires are rare and most of their calls are some dumbass old person having a heart attack

>>742907149
You dont see anything gory, but you do see that it's a child and the adult clearly doesn't give a fuck in the video.

>>742894041
Free hat!

>>742906925
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3584088/Woman-hair-ripped-scalp-corn-eating-challenge-releases-video-receiving-medical-treatment-prove-accident-real-sceptics-point-barely-reacted.html

She was all over korean news it's not a prank it's just really stupid

>>742902141
Africans literally live like the orcs from Lord of the Rings.

>>742906234

nigga chill

>>742907200
How was your day at work, honey?

>>742907149
you are too soft anon

>>742899447
Is turky kill?

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>>742899424
That looked pretty cool for a second

>>742907430
Please fam - I posted that with all the calm blank eyed stare of an emotionless serial killer.

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>>742905676
>By the time someone hits the kill switch, your moms spaghettii

>>742902058
One moment he's drunk having a good night, the next minute he's dead