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I WANT TO MARRY HER

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I WANT TO MARRY HER
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>>742866634
leave her and marry me
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>>742866634
I got bad news for you anon...
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>her
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>>742866799
Hopefully youre at least a grill
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>>742866634
>her
>oats
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>>742867063
i am a girl
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>>742867128
Then hopefully youre cute as fuck or witty as fuck otherwise youre doomed asking people to merry you on b dumbass
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>>742867228
>witty
^
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>>742867531
I doubt it mhlady
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>>742867622
im just bored babe, i wouldnt marry to anyone since im very antisocial
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>>742867851
So basically you're fat and unatractive
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>>742867851
So am I. I've cleaned my whole house and my car now I've nothing to do. But pick on you its finally starting to be light out.
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>>742867984
why you are so sure :P?
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>>742868025
Lets see then
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>>742867984
*unattractive
(Touch keyboards, am I right?)
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>>742868039
depends, whats your taste?
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>>742868025
Intuition
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>>742868086
Confidence is key for me personally. But I'm open to all types
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>>742868180
plus i saw you like white anime girls, im not like those tho
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>>742868259
Alright now I don't even know who said what or even how many people are in this conversation.
>>742867984
>>742868055
>>742868180
This was me
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>>742868242
oh you are not the OP?
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>>742866634
why does he have a strawberry
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>>742868500
Of course I'm not that guys a faggot
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>>742867851
Alright fuck this whole conversation and everything, just timestamp ffs
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>>742868586
This
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>>742868613
Thanks
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>>742868586
i cant take a pic right now, but ill send a pic of a few days ago, and dont worry ill prove its me (btw my english sucks)
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>>742868649
For what?
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>>742868718
Hurry up the whole reason for this is becaise werw bored and your boring us all over again
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idk if its enough
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>>742868912
Damn girl your thighs are thic as fuck and perfect but what are you like 5'2?
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That's a man, /b/ro...
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>>742869058
you mean my height?
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>>742869117
the fuck
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>>742869122
Yeah. Let us see more
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>>742869226
160 cm
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>>742869226
how old are you btw?
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>>742869386
Lol so 4'10?
23
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>>742869458
>4'10
i dont know what is that i just know cm
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Get off before it's too late
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>>742869534
what do you mean
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>>742869526
Damn you stupid, enter "4'10 in cm" in Google
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boring thread
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>>742868912
>>742868951
ahh, nothing like attention whoring yourself on /b/
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>>742869586
im stupid? you can do it by yourself :P
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>>742869526
Its in feet and inches the US unit of measurement i was maybe 10cm off from my when i said 4'10 how old are you and where are you from. Venezuela or some shit?
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>>742869458
wow you can't do regular math ?
she is 5'4" ya simpleton
this shit is easy to convert
160 divide by 10 gives you 16
16 times 4 = 64 inches
or 5 feet 4 inches

there 10 centimeters in 4 inches
simple math conversion
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>>742869608
hahahahah "whore" oh shit i didnt know posting pics with clothes can make me a whore, thats new
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>>742869690
"she"
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>>742866634
>her
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>>742869586
You are the fags who don't use metrical sistema, soo who is the idiot
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>>742869690
nice and uncomplicated system you got there
I wonder why people prefer the metric system
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>>742869586
wow you are only slightly smarter then this other stupid as fuck anon. what the hell is wrong with you stupid fucks ?
didn't you learn fucking anything in school ?
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>>742869690
oh, thanks, now i know how to convert between metric and imerial system
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>>742869657
nein, well im latin but right know im living in the favorite place of all, israel heuheue
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>>742869690
I though you could do maths
>Its 5'3 ya cunt
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>>742869813
ahhahahahahaha
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>>742869715
ya that's right by pass the point and focus on something as stupid as that ...instead of how fucking stupid you are for not being able to convert to simple math.
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>>742869823
"nein" "israel" Deutschland?
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>>742869458
>>742869657
Also see this
>>742869690
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>>742866634
Marry him*
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>>742869903
no im not from germany, i just say nein all the time, dont you know israel ._.? jews land my nigger
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>>742869793
Bitch that other guy wasn't even me

I'm not from the US where they use fake and gay units
But I'm not too retarded to open a goddamn new tab and Google this shit
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>>742869974
i know isreal, and if i hear "nein" and "israel" i think about good old times 1945
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>>742869793
Coming in hot over conversions >>742870012
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>>742870085
<3 <3 heil hitler
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>>742870085
Lol youre a cunt
>>742869974
How did a latin gurl end up in israel?
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>>742870147
oh thank you something so wonderful nobody ever said to me <3
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>>742869854
fucking wow, you are fucking stupid as rock
the fact that you could not do it your head is what is funny as shit..you had to check google
so there is .04 millimeters discrepancy
jusus Christo, okay you lame fuck 2.54 centimeters to an inch
I was off by 1.333 of an inch
you are still stupid as fuck.
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>>742870147
i was born in cuba, and cuba is poor af
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>>742870244
Anytime babe
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>>742870262
Again see
>>742869908
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>>742870263
You invent anything while yall were banned from the world?
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>>742870378
i live in israel since i have 2 years old, so im just sitting here at home enjoying from the war :3
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>>742869526
You are not 18, leave this site immediately. Faggot.
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>>742870592
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>>742870478
Is saying nein a fucked up privite joke for you since you live in jew land? How many languages do you speak
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>>742869713
You're pretty illiterate. Anon said attention whore. Very different from a real whore in the fact that it's not sexual. Which it's true you are clearly. Also that guilty conscience that somehow got just the whore, since most women pick and choose specific words to argue about anyway, prove you're a whore nonetheless.
Now fuck off. Before your disease spreads.
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>>742870262
Nothing to say dipshit? So fucking hostile
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>>742870633
3 :)
>>742870592
im 19 suck my balls
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>>742870342
heh
I am the same anon
>>742870262
>>742869690
was pointing out to this smart as a pile of dirt that he could look at the Centimeters and get close number with wasting time asking a website to tell him something he should already know how to do.

>>742869690
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>>742870699
>>742870732
^
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>>742870732
Damn i can only speak 2
>>742870747
The fuck are you talking about ya cunt
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>>742870912
Forgot pic
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>>742870912
which?
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>>742870713
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>>742870975
What's that private mode for, hiding pics from us?
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>>742870912
stop trying to troll , you're shit that also
and acting you are not a stupid indred ghetto fuck
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>>742870977
Je parle aussi le français
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>>742871055
ohh nice :3
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>>742871048
Im not hiding shit
>>742871050
I can honestly barely fucking understand you
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>>742871050
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german, russian and english
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>>742871189
rush b suka blyat
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>>742871155
Yeah I love being a polyglot even if its just barely which ones do you speak? How would an american fair in Israel?
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>>742871176
Anon is hiding pics of faggots on his phone
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>>742871261
spanish. english, hebrew
i never saw americans in israel
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>>742871438
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>>742871397
Oh i though you meant the incognito thing. Thats just so i can hand people my phone without freaking out about my porn collection and it is extensive
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>>742871497
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>>742871404
So not well huh? I need to learn spanish im half fucking mexican but I chose french lol
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>>742871563
Msybe this shit meme will finally die
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>>742868912
>>742868951
Are you hispanic?
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>>742870699
Well said.
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>>742871626
Samefag
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>>742871541
thats kinda sad, anyway im going to play, have steam?
>>742871622
ye
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>>742871176
to the little " girl " in the blue short and grey top
none of the insults were meant for you , just the other anons , who never learned how to math.
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>>742866634
reverse image search said she may be Alexandra Gaier
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>>742871659
The other half is french and no have fun but show us those sexy ass thighs again
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>>742871682
Well okay have a good day coversion anon
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>>742871704
not in the mood for haters tho, sorry
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