FAKE NEWS

When being figuratively blind isn't enough

>>742862364
i love this man look at him

>>742862364
What a complete retard

>>742862390
I was gonna say he'll be our first handicapped President until I remembered FDR was in a wheelchair

>>742863116
This is the first mentally handicapped president though

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>>742863204
I would've brought up W but at least the nigga can paint and run a state

>>742863204
Pretty sure that honor belonged to Bush Jr.

>>742863414
This anon has a point, nigga can paint
>>742863342

>>742863414
Bush Jr is the Forrest Gump of Presidents
Trump is Simple Jack

>>742863455
So could Hitler.

>>742862364
when you look at the eclipse for a millisecond but the morons of the interwebs think you stared at it for hours.

>>742863619
and that nigga brought his country out of a depression
Just because Hitler was evil, it doesn't mean he wasn't a damn good leader

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>>742863619
you gotta be real bad at painting to be kicked out of art school though...

>>742863924
>"The different style in which he drew human figures, however, the critic said, represented a profound uninterest in people"
Turns out he put his profound uninterest in people into the field of politics

>>742863924
The school's director was a fortune teller. Had Hitler remained in school and honed his latent Aryan skills, he would've challenged the likes of Michelangelo or van Gogh.

>>742863619
Yea hitler was actually kind of smart. If he would have actually listened to his generals and not been a drug addict, the outcome might of been a little different

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>>742864147
>kind of smart
>not listened to his generals
>drug addict

" You know I'm like a smart person"
Says no smart person ever...

>>742864147
>kind of smart.
>gets addicted to drugs.

>>742863587
Imho is trump just an oversized child, the way he's constantly searching for approval for his bigotry killed even the last bit respect for that man that i had before the elections began.

>>742864475
To be fair to our beloved fuhrer, nazi germany invented amphetamines and there was no history to prove it was harmful.

>>742862364
HOLY FUCK TRUMP DID WHAT 50 MILLION OTHER PEOPLE DID SEVERAL TIMES DURING THE ECLIPSE HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER???!!!!

>>742864475
most drug addicts are above average intelligence. look it up.

>>742864558
triggered

>>742864475
Thats not a contradiction. Actually studies suggest that in the higher educational tier drug use is higher than in the lower tier.

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>>742863204
Wrong

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>>742864581
>>742864702

drug addicts spotted...

some intelligent people crave drug, that doesn't mean you are intelligent because you use drug...

>>742864581
Jep because intelligence =/= knowledge. We have an other way of thinking and learning. I suck at remembering sill my brain is able to understand the most complex problems. But that also means i can see behind the news and realize how fucked we are and that ladies and gentleman is the reason I smoke Pot, because if i weren't I would have left this world years ago.

>>742864808
Since I was intelligent before and started smoking to silence my thoughts, just to be able to live on, you're wrong.

>>742864702
Unless it's crack, amirite fellow racists?

The USA is run by a braindead. Good luck, amerifags.

>>742862364
>trump looks at the sun for literally 1 billionth of a second
>hurr durr he's a retard

>>742865290

>>138578887

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Fake News

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>>742863924
Meanwhile, in China

>>742862902
He's obviously not though, he managed to make himself a successful business and become a billionaire.

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>>742863732
And he should have known that would happen. Every second of his public life is filmed. Keep making excuses this was retarded no matter how you spin it.

>>742865454
He managed to drive forty busineses against the wall and got himself out before shit hit the fan.

>>742865454
yea he certainly did not inherit any money

>>742865564
Still doesn't make him a retard if pulled out before shit hit the fan.

>>742862364
Trump is a major distraction. There's other shit going on in the world and the news focuses on Trump looking at the sun for a second.

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>>742865388
You got to admire the chinese's dedication to this hoax...

>>742865599
So his business is also inheritence? You don't have to like him but you've gotta admit he did well.

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>>742863732
>millisecond

Even a millisecond is burning your eyes, plus you won't see shit...

Kids learn that in school, but I guess he never went.

>>742863862
>brought his country out of a depression
>and into a war a lot of people didn't want
>and got his country demolished
>and got the value of deutschmarks down to pennies
>and put Germany into debt they're still feeling

If, by great leader, you mean being able to convince scared ignorant people he's doing the right thing, then sure.

>>742862364
I bet the lot of you newfags actually went outside to look at the fucking solar eclipse. Fucking normalfags didn't even fucking stay home. Get off 4chan you poser pieces of shit. Who gives a shit about a fucking shadow in front of the fucking sun? Goddamn, Moot, or that gook, whoever runs 4chan now oughta permanently ban the lot of you. FUCK YOU!

>>742865796
He was mentally ill and didn't know what was right for his people at all, yet still got them to rally behind him enough to get what he wanted... which is a fitting description for trump as well

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This is funny

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<<< the left will never lean look at this anti-trump civil organization

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>>742866158
<<< the narrative game is on and hot

Someone needs to make a Virgin Eclipse Viewer and a Chad Eclipse Viewer (trump) meme.

>>742865607
>Trump is a major distraction. There's other shit going on in the world and the news focuses on Trump looking at the sun for a second.
You morons are distracting yourselves by paying attention to things that do not matter at all and we are taking advantage of your stupidity for capital gain.

>>742866050
Not to mention the rhetoric of nationalism and the general fear-mongering. I've heard him say,
"The murder rate is the highest its been in seventy years. Can you believe that? These are the things the media doesn't want to report on."

Despite the fact that the media would love to report on anything danger related. They can't because fact checkers would prove them wrong very quickly, and unlike the FUCKING PRESIDENT, they actually have to be accountable for their statements.

>>742866254
Please explain.

>>742866158
>>742866179
So you're saying nazis and cultural diversity are the same thing?

>>742862364
Are you kidding me? Did he really look at the sun?

>>742862364
What's an eight chan and why are they smarter than you? They doxxed antifa. http://theredelephants.com/doxxed-list-every-single-antifa-member-released- eight chan/

>>742868117
A scientist told him not to.

>>742866773
nazis want the white people to be diverse, particularly in all the shades of white

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>>742862364
factcheck: definitley fake news

>>742864558
50 million retards sounds about right....

>>742865290
well, if that was the first retarded thing he did, you would have a point, but at this point......

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>>742866214

>>742865290
this.
literally every living creature on this planet did that before

>>742869472
At some point he looked directly at the sun without glasses like a retard....not fake....sorry

>>742869634
Looking at the sun wasn't retarded though. You only go blind if you fucking stare at it.

>>742862364
>>742865366
>>742869472

If it's fake news, then why is the right-wing Fox News on video saying how looking directly into the sun during a solar eclipse is "impressive." Really says a lot.


https://www.theguardian.com/science/video/2017/aug/22/tucker-carlson-trump-eclipse-fox-news-video

Trumpcucks LUL

>>742869710
The retarded ones...sure

>>742869763
sure kid. you were standing right next to him.

>>742869868
Impressively retarded maybe

>>742869810
Looking at the sun during an eclipse even quickly can do damage to the cornea....look it up dummy...

>>742863342
wasnt he self taught and had taken it up after his presidency was over. like no prior art skills and shit

>>742865730
I can stare at the sun for like 30 seconds and im fine you tard, unless you have supersensitive eyes you'll be fine.

America, the best country when it come to elect retards

>>742869962
Republicans literally stare at the fucking dun lmao

>>742869957
I'm well aware of the facts faggot. It's no different to looking at the sun when there's no solar eclipse, except the part where you push yourself to look at it for longer because you want to see the eclipse.

>>742870025
I voted for bernie but okay.

>>742869934
Are you so retarded you have to stand next to someone to believe what you saw them do?

>>742869763
>>742869868
taking advantage of a millisecond letting it seem like he never used glasses is fake news.
everyone looks into the sun every now and then by accident or for whatever reason. no big deal. making people believe trump is too dumb to use those sunglasses, that is the fake story

>>742870093
Trump looked into the sun, and Fox News said it was "impressive."

>>742869888
even hitlers trips you are wrong. everyone does it at least by accident. it is not like you keep staring into the sun for minutes. so didn't trump do.

>>742870059
Again, another "false fact" dumbass....go learn something and stop pulling ideas out of your ass

>>742870061
Liar. Only a republican would be dumb enough to gawk at the sun like a fucking invalid. Just look at trump haha

>>742870112
fox is stupid, not trump. all the other leftist press did make a "trump being stupid" story of it.

>>742870178
Nice evidence dumbass.

>>742870188
Trumpcucks LUL

>>742870093
nobody said he never used glasses moron, they said he looked at the eclipse without them, which is not untrue....if you dip your dick in without the condom...then put it on, you aren't safe...

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>>742870254
i didn't even vote for him. it just fucks me up how mass media is treating him. cheap fucks
if they wanna deal with him, they should keep the high class they claim to have

>>742870388
yeah right bro >>742870415

>>742870415
They've literally shown both sides, one side says he's a dumbass for looking into the sun, the other side said it was impressive. You've simply just been trumpcucking. Basically, no one is doing anything differently, you all do what you do, just as Trump keeps doing dumb shit that he does.

>>742870152
When you are told it is unsafe to do something and purposefully do it....you are a retard.....if you argue that everyone does it as a defense you are even more of a retard....

>>742870415
Looking at the eclipse for a second isnt staring you mongoloid.

>>742870484
fake news is fake news. leaving things out of an event is lying too. i am sure your mum told you too just yesterday.

>>742870542
that is why it is fake news
he only looked for a second

>>742870223
You are the dumb ass too lazy to look up common knowledge

>>742870545
The fake news was Fox News saying it was impressive to look directly into the sun during a solar eclipse.

But the right-wing Fox News will be right-wing, the liberal CNN will be liberal, while the trumpcucks like you keep trumpcucking.

See:
>>742869868

>>742870612
>common knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJMmkc2_WWo

Holy fuck he actually looked up and wasn't afraid, this is why he is my president.

>>742870650
Can't tell if being sarcastic or not old enough to vote yet.

>>742870542
There is no 3 second rule for damaging your retina....

>>742870525
who told you he did it on purpose? he looked up for a second and pointing like a retard trying to be funny or whatever.
if obama had done this those news would be "oh look what a charming and cool man"
that is the sad truth. no need to compare to fox or breitbart. they pretend to be the best and very professional. then they should be like that. mixing personal view or ideas with facts is never good journalism.

>>742863342
Watch some videos of W before he ran for president. I'm positive someone was drugging him because his speaking ability before will shock you.

>>742870635
that is fake the same way as saying he was watching eclipse without glasses. that is not true either.

>>742863116

...apparently you're not familiar with Jimmy Carter...

>>742863342
George Bush chilling after sacrificing 2,996 people on 9/11

>>742870766
You should probably kill yourself.

>>742870755
then he is still on it. maybe they removed or deactivated parts of his brain

>>742870835
probably we all should.
it is just true. journalism is dead nowadays

>>742862364
Libturds still salty about loosing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>742870484
Try harder faggot. He glanced up for the direction of the sun and then put on the glasses. Go watch the actual video of the event.

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>>742864601
Um no...the title of the thread is "Fake News"

Can't believe the number of you tards that think the pic is real.

Oh this ones real too..BTW

>>742870766
no one said watching...they said stared at the sun without protective glasses....which is completely true

>>742870766
But he did watch the eclipse without glasses. There's photographic evidence. Just because he also had glasses at some point doesn't mean he's not a retard who stares directly into the sun without glasses.

>>742870935
"loosing"? RETARD....

>>742870903
Mass media has actually been improved since it was invented. In the beginning it was considered in hindsight to be the 4th branch of the government. Still possibly is, just having liberal medias AND right-wing medias fighting each other about topics makes it seem more real for the psyops.

One thing is sure, if the media is the enemy of the people, it's ALL the media, not just the ideological opposite of your political ideology.

>>742865644
Economist have shown he would be richer if he had let his money gather interest in a bank. Instead he bankrupted multiple businesses and currently thinks exercise is a hoax.

The majority of "his" businesses now are literally just people paying him to put his name on a building while they run it.

Trump wasn't staring at the sun. The sun was looking into Trumps eyes.

>>742870650
because he's self-destructive?
actually that explains everything, carry on

>>742871045
It couldn't hold the stare, so it looked away.

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>>742871014
Looking The election!
For a bunch of smart people you sure do need s very dot connected don't you.

>>742870650
Not old enough to vote, confirmed by lack of reply.

>>742870967
nope. staring is like looking for a long period of time. he just took a glimpse. did you even see the video of it?

>>742871058
No, because everything he does and says seems to piss off every single snowflake like you

>>742871107
Sorry " losing" the election.
Damn phone!

>>742871156
Trump glanced at the sun and the sun looked away.

>>742870388
>Compares having sex without condom with checking out the eclipse without glasses for a moment

Only you libshits are this desperate and retarded to find something against Trump. Man your life must suck so much I've gone from being angry to feeling super sorry for you.

Now don't forget to go on other threads and argue about how recreational drugs are not as bad as people say and that you're curious adventurers of life who take risks sometimes. I 'd normally call you hypocrites, but you're so retarded it probably happens inadvertently.

(Almost as retarded as I am, arguing with people who called Trump 'Hitler' even after he licked the Kotel)

>>742870969
a retard would stare. everyone will look for a second without giving a thought to it.

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>>742862364
Do you people live your entire lives concerned only with what Trump is or isn't doing? Does he have that much control of your minds? Get off the fucking computer. Go outside. Get a life. Find something else for your lives to be about rather than supporting or opposing someone else. Holy shit.

it may be utterly inconsequential news, but its not "fake".

>>742862364
Funny how a couple months ago, threads like this were full of stupid fucking Trump defenders. Thankfully a bunch of those dumb motherfuckers woke up to the reality that he's a fraudulent phony and a complete coward to boot.

>>742870647
https://www.livescience.com/60198-did-solar-eclipse-harm-your-eyes.html

>>742871238
Trump doesn't, but the media does. That's how they get their viewers.

>>742871238
Offline everybody is talking about the dumb shit Trump does too. Do you even go outside?

>>742870853
Probably just permanent brain damage after years of the shit. He went from being an amazing speaker with well thought out, memorized speeches to barely finishing a sentence and suddenly loving painting. Sounds like brain damage to me.

>>742871268
WRONG. The looney liberals all flooded into 4chan after that nazi patsy ran over people and they seem to have some sort of Stockholm syndrome and won't leave.

>>742871274
How does this article disagree with what I said exactly?

>>742871214
I don't understand how retarded you have to be to look at photographic evidence and declare it's fake news.

>>742865630
They are polluting their own air.

>>742871333
he is addicted to Xanax, they do this to most ex presidents so they can live with themselves.

>>742871346
Newfag detected

>>742871214
You're arguing with people who tried to make it seem like Trump bullied a kid when in reality it was nothing of the sort.

http://newcenturytimes.com/2017/04/17/trump-bullies-a-child-at-easter-egg-roll-then-laughs-video/

Just don't bother. These people are sick.

>>742871205
are you too stupid to understand that an analogy is not a direct comparison Trumpcuck?

>>742871361
CNN does it all the time.

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Seems like their own death is the only thing that will yield satisfaction to a liberal. Cuz their ideas are illegal and impossible to implement.

The final solution is coming, just keep asking for it.

>>742871346
What a faggot you are

>>742871448
I thought cnn was the fake news? Is everything fake now?

>>742871448

>>742871476
Trump is cleaning up the country and you're on the list, go out and protest freedom of speech to destroy the Nazis.

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>>742871453
>Liberalism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolution

>>742871361
>What is context
>What is the duration of a photo
I don't understand how retarded you have to be to not understand the difference of quickly checking out the eclipse without glasses (does more or less nothing to you, you can do the same with normal sun as well) and staring at it until you get eye damage.

No one is denying he checked it out without glasses. Just stop being so pathetic, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56WH_Qh5e-A

>>742871356
Exactly? you said "
Looking at the sun wasn't retarded though. You only go blind if you fucking stare at it"....."There's no amount of time that's considered "safe" to look at the sun without proper eye protection, said Dr. Neil Bressler, a professor of ophthalmology at The Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine"

>>742871238
Everyone loves a train wreck.

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The method of living ones own life and not interfering in anyone else's is vital to domestic tranquility.

Too bad no one can remember how to do it.

>>742871592
Yes. I can guarantee you've looked at the sun before, same as everybody. Is that retarded?

>>742871583
You're literally looking at a photo of trump staring into the sun and saying it never happened

>>742871415
yeah i know makes no sense. always nice to discuss with people giving actual arguments and they keep repeating the same shit without actually disproving anything i say.

>>742871583
Staring at the normal sun when being told not to....also retarded

>>742871441
>Makes shitty analogies
>IT WASN'T A COMPARISON HURR DURR

Like I said, I'm not angry with you people anymore. The way you try to force memes is just sad.

Mein covfeces

TRUMP TRAIN CONTINUES THAT ANTIFA PATSY POSING AS A NAZI FUNDED BY GEORGE SOROS COULDN'T STOP IT, NOTHING CAN.

>>742871628
I haven't looked directly at it...stop speaking for everybody....retard

>>742869961
No, he had an instructor

>>742871737
Never in your life? Bullshit.

>>742871391
W going brain dead. Obama aging 20 years.

What if trump is just going insane because of secrets only the pres finds out like the others did?

>>742871677
Bravo, how profound.

>>742870415
Please tell me he got blind, that would be such irony. I would really wonder how this superfical retard would react if he suddenly couldn't see anymore.

>>742871628
Yes. 100% of the time.

>>742871508
They came up with the term. Too bad it got turned around on them.

>>742871595
>train wreck.
That's exactly where the Trump Train is heading.

>>742871633
>You're literally looking at a photo of trump staring into the sun and saying it never happened
I never said it never happened. I literally JUST said in the comment that you replied to that
>No one is denying he checked the eclipse out without glasses.

But if you check the video, you will see it happened for a quick second.

>>742871662
>Staring
You fellas love this word. It's alright, strawmaning is your favorite sport so I forgive you.

>>742871799
Right, well the rest of us who don't live in a rape dungeon have looked at it.

>>742871760
Yeah, and he never fapped either!
LOL.

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>>742871801
>Too bad it got turned around on them.

>>742871633
It's a photo of him looking at the sun, you could only confirm he actually stared at it with video, which shows it was more of a glance.

>>742871840
You don't seem to know who you're even replying to anymore. Step away from the computer.

>>742871665
uses "Hurr durr" to drive a point like a true retard....the analogy of ignoring recommendations to use protection is hardly shitty...as even a cuck like you understands it enough to feel compelled to argue about it...means it worked

>>742864808
Nurrr look at me I'm so smart because I do drugs but my mommy pays everything for me woo I'm soo smart why aren't you so smart like me I'm a high tier my parents love me by the way I'm so high bbecause I'm so smart be smart why aren't you as smart as me and my drug pal's under the bridge or behind a liquor store cause we wuz kangs

>>742871893
Well someone just lost an argument, whoever you may be.

>>742871029
Hey man, can you help me find s bank that pays out 100% per annum so I can get as rich as Trump could have been?

CNN only staying alive by producing fake news about trump. They actually need him to survive. SAD.

>>742871737
>I've never looked at the sun directly
I dare not imagine what it feels like living life like such a boring fuck.

>>742871832
Gazing? peeking?

>>742871900
>>742871949
Nurrrrr Burrrrr Lurrrr I AR RETART
Murrrrr

>>742871958
You sound like a little dumb kid too. I noticed a few literal chilld-like minds through some of these posts.

>>742871953
Is it the guy whose confused and is arguing irrelevant shit with me about a basement?

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>>742871788
it is just shills making up fake news. soon the right wing fake news will be strong, too. wait n see.

>>742871214
buyy U liiked at ut wuthiut glAAES. I SEE FUNE!!~~~~~~~~

>>742871999
l have produced 45 posts in this thread posing as both

>>742871996
Nurrr turr I'm so smart
Me and drug fryends so smart
My iq is so high
Only smart beople check their iq because they know they are smart
*fun fact you're an autistic stupid shit if you think your iq means a thing to anyone

>>742871958
Reruns of old cartoons get higher ratings than them. Sad.

>>742872099
Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>742872038
Are we going to continue the debate, or do you not have an actual argument?

>>742871966
I've got sad news for you....if staring at the sun is your idea of exciting dangerous fun....you already are a boring fuck.....oh, and a retarded one as well...

>>742872153
I said it's retarded to stare at the sun, 100% of the time. Go ahead and debate.

>>742872169
>exciting dangerous fun
No, it's just something you do as a kid, and accidentally several times a day.

>>742864475
haven't you seen House?

>>742871900
>Spams endless dots
>Doesn't even know how to greentext
Please stop trying to argue, you are using way too much of your gray matter and you may need it later for basic functions like eating. I don't want you to starve, I'm a nice guy.

Your analogy of having unprotected sex ''for a second'' to checking out the eclipse unprotected ''for a second'' is shitty. The faster you accept it, the better off you will be because your future analogies will improve.

>>742871996
Yeah....Such an intelligent and thoughtful point

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>>742870415

>>742872225
You accidentally look directly at the sun several times a fucking day?

>>742872213
That's the scientists' official position, because they don't want people looking at the sun on purpose you dummy.

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>>742872080
don't look

>>742862364
can we all marvel at the glory of Baron Trump. He' someone id vote for in 25 years.

>>742869962
you should try to break that record

>>742872089
Well, pretending to be retarded and letting me know is better than you actually being unironically retarded. I feel a little better about that.

>>742863342
Bush just did way too much coke in college which made him mentally deficient in many ways. I was actually happy he found art and opened up his dormant creative abilities.

>>742872285
And I'm pretty fucking far from blind.

>>742872225
when you are retarded.....

>>742872310
That's good, now go jack off to the Colbert report and feel good about being apart of the fake intellectuals.

>>742872305
That little fucker is a psycho. Probably an active serial killer by now too.

>>742872295
So it's not retarded to gaze at the sun? What are some of the benefits?

>>742872380
Will you cry when Trump finally fires himself?

>>742872169
I never said that... staring at the sun is exciting dangerous fun... but it's ok... I don't expect an imbecile... who chats like my stupid uncle... to understand... basic concepts... of every day life... and how it must feel... to just be harmlessly curious...

>inb4 another terrible analogy of why it's harmful to check out the sun for a second because shooting yourself in the eye for a second is also bad

>>742872332
Yeah unfortunately you're retarded though. I'd rather be blind personally.

>>742865454
I wish my daddy were rich too. Then I'd be considered a successful businessman.

>>742872380
And no, I take it back, you're actually retarded. You just tried to use the excuse of "I was only pretending to be retarded." But naw, you're actually retarded, and probably a kid.

>>742872257
oooh greentext makes you smarter.....dumb ass. As far as my analogy.....your retarded ass got it, so im fine with it

>>742872332
>>742872295
university of california researchers statement:
>How long does it take before your eyes get damaged when looking at the sun?
>Answer 1:
>Damage to the eyes from sun exposure can take two forms: short-term damage and long-term damage. Short-term damage ("solar retinopathy") occurs when a person stares directly at the sun, and is a result of too much ultraviolet light flooding the retina. In extreme cases this can cause blindness, but is so painfull that it is rare for someone to be able to stare at the sun for that long. Typically, eye damage from staring at the sun results in blurred vision, dark or yellow spots, pain in bright light or loss of vision in the center of the eye (the fovea). Permanent damage to the retina has been shown to occur in ~100 seconds, but the exact time before damage occurs will vary with the intensity of the sun on a particular day (clouds and haze can weaken the sun's rays) and with how much the viewer's pupil is dilated (decongestants and other drugs will dilate pupils).

>>742872401
Gays into the sun....that's a brilliant idea!

>>742872401
it's not retarded to look at the sun accidentally, and you're not a retard if you're a kid who looks at it briefly out of curiosity.

You ARE a retard if you continue an argument that you've clearly lost just because you want to turn it around.

>>742872521
>your retarded ass got it, so im fine with it
Yep I got how shitty it is. You're obviously fine with it, because doing shitty analogies is the best you can do. Fucking moron.

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>>742872416
Remember when you were all told Trump was guaranteed to lose the election, what happened?

>>742872547
>clearly lost
who ever said he did it on purpose? plus this >>742872525

>>742872332
literally or figuratively....because you seem pretty fucking blind to us

>>742872547
If you find yourself "accidentally" looking directly at the sun multiple times a day, I'm sorry, but you're functionally retarded.

>>742872389
America needs a serial killer President

>Even a millisecond is burning your eyes, plus you won't see shit...
>millisecond
>burning eyes

Even if your assumption of energy transfer was correct, you'd be burning your retinas. Specificity never hurts.

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>>742862364
> Implying the sun would dare harm the go-emperor
Sounds like heresy to me desu famalam

>>742872607
Whatever floats your boat dipshit....

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>>742869472

Once a truck turned in front of me while I was driving, and the sun defected directly into my eyes, and made me retarded.

This certainly explains why there are so many of them.

>>742869674
underrated post

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obama also wore no glasses

>>742872609
They remember anon, that's why they are so butthurt about it on a daily basis. A bunch of single digit IQ idiots, trying their hardest to belittle Trump because they just can't get over it. Just like when you play dota and the team you raped calls you noobs.

>>742872625
>to us
>''HA HA WE'RE ALL AGAINST YOU, RIGHT GUYS? R-RIGHT?''

kek, so sad.

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>>742872742
I had a glass in each hand

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>>742862364

>>742872764
>>742872609
triggered butthurt republicunts still upset that Trump is getting nothing done in office and his cabinet is falling apart and his collusion with Russia is revealing itself

>>742872764
It's more like trump got into the match while Hillary was kicked out of the lobby, then trump proceeded to drive away his entire team then repeatedly frag himself

I went with an FPS analogy because I've never played your gay little Chinese videogame

>>742872547
did you just claim "no backsies"? JESUS you ARE retarded.....Im sorry I was picking on you.....I feel terrible now.....shame on me...picking on the disabled. OMG, just like Trump..

>>742866773
Hell yes, it's genocide all over again. Just the other way around.

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>>742872902

>>742873046
But many Obama voters also voted for trump, as both were "change" candidates

>>742872764
l don't play that game l have no time, for it but l get what you mean. l just like to laugh at all the entitled people that don't understand how the economy or the world works. Trump was the best choice for this country, it 's scary some of you would prefer Hillary

>>742872902
>and his collusion with Russia is revealing itself
kek, I remember the libtard tears during Comey's hearing. Almost as yummy as during the elections.

>THEY PROMISED US HE'LL BE IMPEACHED
>THEY PROMISED US THERE'S NO CHANCE HE'LL WIN
>WHAT IS GOING ON REEEEEEEEEE
You should start suing them for planting so many delusions in your head. Mental anguish is good suit.