ask a German anything

DMX zone

>>742820885
white / nigger / sandnigger?

White

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>>742820885
you thoughts on immigrants? Are they really that bad?

>>742820885
Have any Jewish friends?

>>742821258
Fuck yeah they're awful.
They paint them as these poor helpless people, who are just trying to escape, but they're all just bums who ask for money all the time. They have classes for them at schools too and they act like total jackasses.

>>742821409
One. He's russian at the same time though, so he scares me.

Are you old enough to know Germany before reunification? If so, are those E. Germans a pain in the ass?

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>>742821451
well,do you agree with nazism?

>>742821607
Sorry man. Only 18.
But since i'm actually half-american, I think that germans are all pains

Imagine any chat. Undercut+doucheness, you know?
Add wannabe gang member and criminal and you get literally any german normie

>>742821734
Not really. It's all just a big joke here

>>742821607
one oldfag german I know says east germans are stupid hicks sometimes and don't know shit.

My ancestors were nazi ss officers so now be for me niggers

>>742821876
both sides hate each other from what i know

>>742821797
Most of the Germans I know are pretty right old chaps. The young ones, I agree, can be a bit balmy, but generally, there decent sorts.

How badly does it sting knowing that you don't have the privilege of being a native of the land of truly free and brave, The United States of America, under the brave and watchful eye of Donald J Trump? Would keep going on but I have to fuck my horse while she's in heat.

Do you agree with the fact your education system completely unacknowledges nazism?

>>742822154
It's not like that at all.
We learn about it all the time in history. Hell if i go through it one more time i might flip my shit.

History in grades 5-8 are pretty much "we fucked up"

>>742822154
its 80 years on now, isn't it a bit daft to keep on about the nazis? we don't bother the japs with their old imperialist past.

>>742822315
Because Hitler was funny.

>>742821853
fuck, almost everyone else agrees yet germans are not into it even after being drowned in 3rd world human trash with incompatibile culture
ironic
or the power of propaganda

>>742822385
no, he was a daft and scary sort. and a nut bag. Best left dead and buried in my opinion.

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>>742822315
Because he should have won

>>742822843
No, he shouldn't have, and couldn't. He was so nutty he thought he was a grand strategist. He was a terrible one. Any one of his Generals from the time could have told you. For example; he LOST. DO YOU GET THAT?

Losing a war is a pretty good indicator that you don't know what the fuck you are doing while conducting that war.

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i gotta go watch lesbians lick each other in the asshole. L8r.

>>742820885
meine fresse musst du langeweile haben
warum biste den noch wach?

>>742823328
Das will ich von dir nicht hören.

Ich bin noch wach weil ich in 20-30 Minuten mit ein paar Kumpels Gras rauchen gehe.

>>742823328
>meine fresse musst du langeweile haben
>warum biste den noch wach?

Wat praat je van je duitse asshole?

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>>742820885
are you gr8ful we saved you from nazism?

>>742823765
Well i'm half-american and only 18. So i'll just say "sure"

>>742823574
aso no kloar ik jeh ok um dree uhr morjens mit mene "kumpels" ers ma en schmodern

>>742823765
he should be thanking the russians, actually, although a bunch of yanks did get slaughtered taking Normandy, so thanks for that.

>>742824105
Na klar. Bockt sich voll

>>742824105
Wat de neuken zijn 'kumpels' Zwarte asshole?

>>742824418
i do not speak this language.

>>742824574
its dutch.

Möchtest du gerne einen prächtigen Negerpimmel lutschen?

>>742824895
Wil je een prachtige Negro pik zuigen?

how big is your pee pee

>>742824236
>Na klar. Bockt sich voll
vong won gommsde dän herr?

ANSWER

OP is gone

im german too, ask me anything

>>742826951
vong won gomsde dän här?

>>742826951
how much cock do you suck on a typical weeknight?

>>742827129
amsterdam, du?

>>742827189
sadly none lately :(

>>742827190
leckomio, Rotterdam

>>742827190
Ik ben in Amsterdam, waar zijn jullie?

>>742827407
ich versteh dich nicht, normale holländer sprechen deutsch du penner

>>742827407
Ik ben in westpoort

nazi ideology its studied normally in schools or thats a taboo/prohibited topic?

>>742827516
Varkens spreken duitse nigger

>>742827616
It's studied normally.

>>742827722
Oder für dich ist deutsch für Schweine

>>742820885
Is West Germany still Best Germany?

>>742827616
this question has already been answered. next

>>742827814
why would you study that shit sport?

what do you think about this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4d-HixR3Bg

wat is gebeurd met deze thread?
was ist los mit diesem Thread?
Question: Is it true guys are expected tp shave their armpits? Will I freak out the german chicks with my manly hairy pits?

>>742827870
Yes

>>742827870
of course

>>742827932
I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

>>742827870
it really depends, but there are a few cities in eastgermany that are cheaper and cooler than most other places

>>742827947
>wat is gebeurd met deze thread?
Blijkbaar is dit deels een nigger draad

>>742827947
yeah at least trim them you filthy fuck. same goes for leghair

Hast du auch das Gefühl dass europäische Werte wie Gleichberechtigung, Weltoffenheit, Freiheit usw. durch die massive Einwanderung, mit welcher man ja eben diese Werte anscheinend beweisen möchte, zerstört werden?

>>742828076
i had the best time in Essen once, right accross the border from a friends house

>>742828263
fuck no, only chicks shave leg hair, Jesus, Germans are hella weird. What's next? Arm hair too?

>>742820885
Was ist los?

>>742828376
(Ergänzung) Primär dadurch, dass muslimische Einwanderer einen Fick auf diese Werte geben

I know this is an old fucking game and a random question. But have any Germans here played Darklands? It's an old RPG made in the 90's by Microprose (basically known today as Firaxis), and takes place during the days of the Holy Roman Empire. With fantasy elements thrown in that was part of their folklore.

I play a lot of old-school stuff. I still play it sometimes today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGDysvofGA

>>742828441
Duitse niggers, nigger

>>742828376
irgendwie schon :/ bin mir aber nicht sicher obs wirklich so ist oder obs an medienberichterstattung und/oder meiner voranschreitenden geistesgestörtheit liegt.

>>742827870
at least west germany understands and is eager to implement diversity. east germans are so backwards lol like they still live in stalinist era lmao

>>742828397
well do you want a chick with unshaved legs? do what you expect other people to do

>>742828650
Naja, Flüchtlinge können ja nett sein und manche von denen sind genauso wie du und ich. Aber wenn man durch die Stadt läuft sehen 90% von denen aus wie Affen oder wie ungewaschene Zigeuner

>>742828764
exactly what heard, my nigger.

Was fur win arsch

>>742828877
fucking gypsies... fuck...

>>742820885
What do you think about Non German European people in German like the British French etc

>>742829038
Ne jetzt ohne Spaß es ist halt wirklich ekelhaft diese Leute zu sehen. Die sehen genauso aus wie man sich den klischee Rapefugee vorstellt. Ohne Witz, sowas will hier doch keiner.

>>742828877
die sind arm anon, was erwartest du?

>>742829080
*In Germany

>>742829080
ive always felt more european than german so feels like they are my people

>>742829104
Sie bringen die Nachbarschaft nach unten

>>742829104
ich will die hier, je ekelhafter jemand aussieht desto hübscher ist sein penis. fact

whats the most popular music in germany? u know music most played in discotheques, pubs

>>742829113
Arme können Würde haben Zigeuner haben keine.

>>742828599
Schade. Du kannst meiner CockBaby anrufen oder saugst ein GROSSE wurst. DEUTSCHELOLJAJAJAJA

>>742829367
a real penis aficionado huh?

>>742828773
Yea but she's a chick. I don't want a chick with a dick, doesn't mean I should get rid of mine too.

>>742824153
>thanking the Russians for anything

what about all those hot german girls wearing yoga pants?

>>742829594
Sie sind, warum ich nicht mag gemans. Zu schwul

>>742829714
thats exactly what it means. with this kind of chauvinism you wont get far with german chicks

>>742829762
uh... VODKA??

That's right.

>>742829785
what about them?
sauce: am one

>>742829979
wasn't that the polish?

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>>742820885
Why do your people keep voting for Angel Merkel
In my eyes she's selling you out to migrants
Also I like your old flag better

>>742829925
naja, du hast recht. danke Brudi
und eine andere Frage. Was ist dein Lieblingsbier aus Deutschland?

>>742830102
russ as far as i know. i'm no fucking spirits expert though. just like drinking it.

>>742830202
bitte. ich mag dieses einhornbier mit erdbeergeschmack

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>>742820885
Mutter oder Tochter?

>>742830193
never voted for her, shes too right wing for my taste

>>742830202
HA! Het beste bier komt uit Holland.

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>>742830440
>Merkel
>"right wing"

>>742830440
Can you explain, I thought she was Left

>>742830475
yeah weedbeer.

>>742830577
and i thought she was more centrist. go figure.

>>742830475
ja, Heineken is mijn favoriet biertje, maar ik wil wat Duits bier proberen jonguh. Heineken en Amstel zijn de enige bieren hier in Amerika.

>>742829994
for real?

>>742830626
fuck no that shit is too bitter. grolsch for me. rather smoke the weed.

Do you think that because german fucked up in WWII, you guys are compensating leting all this imigrants in and destroying your country?

What do germans in general think about AfD

guys i have to get up in 3 hours ;_; havent even slept

>>742830577
Shes from the Christian Democratic Union, which is conservative similar to the Republicans. But the right wing in europe isnt always as extreme as in America

>>742830886
Ze hebben ook grolsch

>>742831042
gud talk d00d

>>742831065
ik heb van het nooit gehoord.

>>742830979
duh. im glad about it tho, has forced us to become decent people

>>742831063
o.O now i know why europe is fucked up, merkel is considered right wing.

>>742831160
Groene fles met keramiek niet schroefdop

>>742831294
europe isnt fucked up, its what american media tells you so you dont realise how fucked up you guys are

>>742831160
http://www.grolsch.com

>>742831294
One of our presidents from a century ago, Woodrow Wilson, is part of the cause for why some of Europe confuses left-wing with right-wing. I can't find the link I had regarding this right now though...

>>742829894
Du magst mir nicht weil du mir seinen nicht kannst.

>>742831463
34 terrorist attacks only in 2017 tell me it is.

>>742831581
america feels like it has to architect everything... including Europe. fuck that

>>742831656
vllt kann ich dir nicht seinen, aber ich kann in dir seinen

>>742831463
I live in the UK and its every bit as fucked up as the Americans say, It doesn't even feel like I'm in England in some areas.

>>742831725
us government planned them to make the us look better

>>742831888
well i never leave my flat and the tv programm and pizza delivery is as good as ever so i dont care

>>742831656
Ich mag dich gut genug. beruhigen. Ich mag es wirklich nicht, Deutsch zu sprechen

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>>742821853
For fucks sake. Hans, what a huge let down you are to your ancestors.

>>742832009
is that scene about being scottish in trainspotting kind of accurate?

>>742831818
Hor ich.

>>742823105
He lost cause he was outnumbered you fuck face. He conquered Europe at one point. Stalin betrayed hitler and he had to move. I would link you a speech but your faggot Merkel pribably has it blocked. Youre a disgrace to your nation.

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>>742823765
Wow you fought for the jews. And all ally countries won't even be white anymore. Woooooo

>>742832397
uh, hitler betrayed stalin. can't blame him as stalin was a monster too... anyay, i've had enough nazi nonsense.

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>>742831504
>>742831318
bedankt jongens. And next time I'm in Bavaria with my freshly shaved legs and pits, I better not get called a faggot.

>>742830440
>right wing
Wiw Germany is dead. I don't feel bad for you guys anymore

>>742820885
Do you like???

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WA44o-z1oO0

>>742832589
>bedankt jongens.
any time hans.

>>742832516
--Fought against white supremacy

--Lack of white majority will probably work as an insult

Solid logic, anon.