Stupid gay cartoons for virgins.
Glad that 404d before I could say something stupid to you.
Here we go again. Looks like no sleep for me after all.
It had to go and 404 while I was eating lunch. Now I'll never know what happened.
>>742819680
Nibi was about to sperg out because I was talking to Shiarrael, my mistress.
It's more like psychosis or mania. I really hope I don't end up like him one day.
>>742819906
God damn that hair. I can't decide if his or Accelo's is better, but Sledge's is longer.
>>742819751
I was more curious about the dildo guy but thanks.
>>742819680
What bothers your feeling dear anon?
>>742820057
That too. I was just glad it happened when it did.
i am here to post this bigass post
>>742817683
"Very brief summary:
The Nazis borrowed prodigious sums to finance the re-armament of Germany, the Autobahns and the social benefits the Germans received. "Fortunately", at the very moment the chips were due to fall and they would have had to face insolvency, they started the war and turned it into a great expropriation scheme. That the Nazis looted all Europe and made it pay and work for the war machine is quite well-known;" sourced to - 'Hitler's Beneficiaries: Plunder, Racial War, and the Nazi Welfare State' by Götz Aly
beyond that,
"According to a recent study commissioned by the German Finance Ministry, looting of German Jewish wealth amounted to 120 billion reich marks and financed about 1/3 of the expenditure of the German armed forces during WWII.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/8119805/Confiscated-Jewish-wealth-helped-fund-the-German-war-effort.html"
>it built itself up into an economic powerhouse, and if it was an "american satellite" like you so moronically claim because of some retarded nationalistic bias then you should see america in a much better economic state, no?
Total American GDP in 2016 was 18.57 trillion USD.
Total German GDP in 2016 was 3.467 trillion USD.
I would say America is in a pretty good economic state, ignoring the world debt bubble.
i will attest that germany did lead the area in scientific development through most of ww2, up until 1943 specifically i believe.
>>742820057
Believe it or not I'm still here actually.
thpethifically
There is this catch 22:
"Have a pleasant personality, be a doormat, be polite to others, be courteous , and hopefully, people will be kind to you, and treat you slightly better, people will take advantage of you, but the good thing is at least you're treated kindly, to some extent, but you wont get sex because you're a pussy and need confidence/ to man up.
Or
"Just act like an asshole, to whatever your liking, be assertive, be dominant, but with a face and bone structure like that, people will just see you as an aggressive gorilla than an alpha male. People will have contempt to you, but in the other hand, atleast you garner some respect, but you wont get sex because you're an asshole and have a shit personality.
Fucking hate humans.
Hate
>>742820229
Sexy
>>742820133
I put my arm in the pool. It was then I realized that the heater wasn't working. It's winter by the way.
>>742820148
Yeah, me too.
>>742820297
Maybe try looking at it from a different perspective. You're seeing in black and white, two different extremes. There is always a gray area, a balance between the two. You lack that balance.
>>742820229
Hello Dill
deleted thread to cover up for aids
>>742820229
So what's the plan?
Tell him you weren't joking about being gay? Accept the dildo with a smile? Pretend to be annoyed because it's not a dragon dildo?
>>742820385
Whuut?
>>742820400
I got goosebumps just by thinking about it. It must have sucked ass!
got any not gay porn
>>742820649
54 degree water. And then I had the cold wind blowing on my arm after
>>742820821
not everyone here is gay
>>742820667
>>742820513
>There is always a gray area
Bullshit, go shove your opinion up your ass.
>>742820897
you asked me if i had any not gay porn
>>742820913
That's the extreme I'm talking about. You can just talk like a normal person, like me.
>>742820962
yeah i assumed you werent a selfish bitch
>>742820667
Yes.
>>742820588
I don't know to be honest. First one goes out of the question. Second would actually be pretty funny and the third one is a little bit true but I can't be picky! I think the second AND the third will make a pretty good comedic situation.
>>742820523
I am extremely sorry but I believe I am not the one you are referring to.
>>742820972
Eat shit
>>742821026
you're getting really angry that i physically do not own any not gay porn
>>742821045
You and I have similar taste in humor. Being gay while pretending not to be is fun.
>>742821083
No, thanks. I'll eat ass, but only if it's clean.
>>742821113
i asked if there was anyone in here who had some normal porn for people who arent gay and you spoke up just to spite me
next time just dont say anything
>>742821214
I do. But this isn't the right thread for it.
>>742821026
Hello newfriend there are s/fur threads for straight furry stuff. This one is g/fur.
>>742821045
Whatever you do I hope you post results.
>>742821274
This.
>>742821189
Eat Shit
>>742821252
>>742821268
if youve ever been in s/fur you know that the title of the thread doesnt mean much its more of a community
g/fur is allowed in s/fur so you are saying you can only post gay in here?
>>742821362
Nah, you can since you seem to love it so much.
>>742821214
what sort of horrid misconfiguration of neurons would lead you to a gay porn thread to request not gay porn?
>>742821189
That's the shit! I also love to tease them a little and say stuff like "this guy looks cute, he has a nice ass" and then tell them that I'm joking. Living life dangerously right here!
>>742821045
I need a footjob so bad
>>742821411
im tolerant of gay people and i just want to indulge in your community but i cant fap to this shit
>>742821406
Go fuck yourself
>>742821045
I was making a joke and calling you that because you responded to being called 'the dildo guy'.
Dicks > Ass
>>742821485
Moar like dis
>>742821395
I don't really care, but others do.
>>742821485
Dude, I push it to the extreme. You don't even want to know the kind of shit my friends and I said when I was in high school. We were all weirdos with weird fetishes, so we'd joke about it anyway, and everyone kept saying that wanted to fuck me even though they all said they were straight, kek.
>>742821593
Fuck yes
>>742821274
I sure will. But nobody will remember it until then :D so what will be the point. I could even greentext it.
>>742821593
That's actually not bad. It really is funny how I answered to the "dildo guy" My apologies.
>>742821496
Footjob or pawjob? There's a difference.
>>742821550
been as clear as i can
here's a hot daddy that's gonna use your asshole like a water wiggly
>>742821912
I'll remember it.
>>742821912
Just keep us notify on the dildo. Wonder what color it is going to be. Have a nice purple butt plug.
>>742821710
Yep. That is definitely a little to extreme for me. I could joke about choking on dick but I couldn't say to them to fuck me or any kind of that shit. And they aren't mental like I am.
>>742822242
you ever laugh at the stuff i say
>>742820198
>>742822391
I dont give a fuck what you have to say.
>>742821189
>clean
No such thing as a clean ass
>>742822091
>>742822195
He just said that he's going to buy me one. Extra large and shit. And I said out of the blue, quote "at least give me a medium one, if youououknowhutImean ;)" It can be a weeks or even a month until it actually arrives. But I'll notify you either way.
>>742822508
what sweet refreshment
>>742822781
I am like a cool drink of water on a hot day, after all- Having another girly slapfight with SF again?
>>742821912
Just refer to yourself as NoHomo then.
My friends and I direct innuendos at each other while using sensual voices.
>>742822987
i don't think julian would choose to say anything abjectly historically incorrect
>>742822234
I remember one time when a girl in our group asked if we'd suck a dick for a million dollars, and I said I'd do it for free. It was pretty great.
>>742822581
Wrong.
>>742821912
I love both so ether one baby ;3
>>742822694
Sexy
>>742823274
Oh now that is just ice fucking cold, spare the boy some credit. At any rate, I figured he was the sole proprietor stoking words of politics centering on Nazi Germany around here, I was wrong! What's all this gay shit then? How long was I out?
>>742823442
I need to fill an ass right about now
>>742823725
Take cream with your coffee?
>>742823798
I'd take you up on that offer if you lived near me.
>>742823322
HOLY SHIT I DID THE SAME THING!! It was the same scenario. Why do even girls ask "straight" guys question like that? They always ask that type of questions actually.
>>742823377
Hmmmm
>>742823963
No, I drink it black.
>>742824018
They do it to find out who's gay. People pick up on things more than you expect.
>>742823723
i'm sure he and katia are having a blast with donald trump as the president.
some guy said nazi germany rebuilt itself without outside help
other guy got really mad that no one was posting not gay porn in a gay porn thread
i post exclusively barashit now
it's regular with some different names
>>742824018
;3 fuck yes
>>742824007
Where do you live
im not a virgin, but why does i like this cartoons so muhc?
>>742824392
GA. You?
>>742824032
Same. Coworkers think I'm insane since everyone around me puts tons of sugar and cream in theirs.
>>742824516
Because they're designed to be appealing, ya homo.
>>742824175
Well, everybody has to get their kicks somehow.
Y'know, I really don't what I was expecting outside of "the same shit: again" when I asked that but consistent terribleness here still manages to amaze me.
Also bara is shit, fyi
>>742824097
She thought that I was gay at first but other guys said to her that I'm always joking. Feels good man. The problem is that only one friend in the group has figured it out I THINK. But he's keeping his mouth shut for now.
>>742824727
That's because he wants to fuck you.
>>742824548
woah whereabouts in GA are you
>>742824725
they got them. the pool is closed.
it'll never again for us be the inane weirdness that 2011-2013 was. luckily we are both BETTER and MORE MATURE individuals.
i have faith that you'll definitely come.
>>742824833
Yeah that's what everyone has been telling me even in the thread. But I can't see childhood friends in a sexual way. My mind just won't have it. If you haven't picked up he wants to buy me a dildo. "Just for the lulz" he says.
>>742825526
*even in the previous thread
>>742825341
>better
Ehhhhhh- Who can say
>more mature
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You can't make me have fun.
Dash, you live in GA?
Dude there's a fuckton of furries there. Do you know what Furry Weekend Atlanta is? A fucking huge con.
>>742825212
About an hour south of Atlanta.
>>742825790
Yeah, but I don't really know any furries. It wouldn't be fun.
>>742825664
well, i am still the same bargain bin money sink human physiology experiment. i imagine you are still trying every day to be great at something.
>>742826027
I'm not asking you to go to FWA. I don't go to cons, either. I'm telling you Georgia really does have furries.
>>742825526
I think you need to have an honest talk with your friend. He might actually be into you and just waiting for you to come around.
If that's the case then he needs to know you don't see him that way.
>>742826030
None around here. I can't go and meet someone so it doesn't really matter to me.
>>742826073
Actually halfass getting somewhere as of late, for a change! However far that stutter-step forward is I'll be damned if I'm not gonna take it for all its worth. It's the little things, yeah?
>>742825790
>>742826129
>Tfw when you live in a country where there is 1 furry in 1000 square kilometers
I envy you Americans
Hi there, newfag here
I don't really know how to ask this but what do you guys do for hobbies/distractions?
My relationship is pretty much over and I'm feeling pretty shitty when I'm alone and not with my friends
I've always liked you guys so I'm asking around
Vidya can only get you so far
>>742826370
Fuck
>>742826370
This is what everyone says when they dont want to have sex with someone but still want to flaunt their virtue like its a big floppy dick or some shit.
>>742826370
Maybe we could go together sometime next year
>>742826501
Hi
>>742826501
My hobbies have been trying to get laid but they fail every time.
>>742826501
call people niggers
>>742826507
Meant to reply to >>742826129
Yeah, definitely not near you. Sorry.
>>742826431
it is the little things. i'm glad to hear you're progressing in any capacity. movement is the only way.
>>742826557
What.
>>742826580
Maybe. If my own social anxiety doesn't get in the way.
>>742826501
Cars/fabrication/racing
>>742826501
do not call people niggers.
>>742826825
HAHA, SO FUNNY!
>>742826273
I don't have the balls to do that. What if he's not interested in any sort like that and I come out and say shit that shouldn't be said. The risk is too high and the outcome is still bad because I don't see him as a partner material. But everyone here is telling that it' clear that he wants to fuck me so I have second doubts.
>>742825966
boo that's like the opposite direction from me
>>742826494
But there's no public transportation to meet them. I'm envious of Europeans.
>>742826501
I sadly don't have much hobby time lately. I like to read math and fiction, I like to program, I like to play games, I like to assemble things (like an RC airplane) I like to papercraft, I like to hike, do photography.
>>742826936
Lucky you. It sucks down here. If I'm going to live in this shitty state then I'd rather it be in the mountains where I like. One day I'll move up there.
>>742826787
Good to hear you say that, I'm hopeful for your future as well, wherever it may take you.
>>742826501
Cooking, hiking, cycling, anything with nature really, painting, drawing, playing a guitar. If you want to find something interesting for you just try everything until you see a tick in something.
>>742827001
But what's the point of going if there is no one to go to? I guess we cancel each other out.
>>742827455
In Europe you can go to non-furry things. I don't have some disability where I can't meet people who aren't furries. I like art museums. I like natural history museums. I like arcades. European cities have those things.
In the US there's nothing outside of like five cities. If you live outside those, you're fucked. There's nothing to do but stay inside, trapped inside your house unless you own a car and are willing to drive over an hour to "local" destinations.
Who here has a Bad Dragon dildo? Any tips on getting my first one?
>>742826925
I don't know. Nobody knows I'm gay so I can't really speak from experience.
Pull him aside and thank him for the dildo sincerely when you get the chance. See how he reacts.
>>742827707
http://www.zoofur.com/
kez
wut do
>>742827795
About what?
>>742827905
im bored af
>>742827960
Download honey select, get the dick mod then download my 9S card off the booru.
>>742828114
sounds shitty
>>742828196
Get shadow tactics
>>742828322
wtf is that
>>742828421
Ever heard of commandos? It's like that but ninjas.
>>742828509
Nope. I dont play low tier games
>>742826917
why. to ... .. me. are you doing this
>>742827107
i am content, i am comfortable, and i have no ambition.
>>742827707
start with a cheap medium in firmness 5. ridged shit kind of sucks, the more conical the better in my opinion, and they have much better 3d texturing now too. knotted toys are fun. suction cups are cool and pretty useful, and work best on wet surfaces.
>>742827719
That was the original plan actually. Yeah nobody knows about my degeneracy either. I'm just assuming that he knows. That's the problem.
>>742828259
Nice legs
>>742828533
I can't really suggest anything unless you define high tier.
>>742828667
I know that feel
"Damn, I'm so bored, someone please give me things to do."
"These all sound like shit."
every time
>>742828578
I hate you.
>>742819196
But I am not a virgin. I purchased a lady of the night. I can tell you that sex is both overrated and uunderwhelming.
The thing about virginity is the inability to form intimate relationships. Sex is just another transaction. More complicated than most, but easily navigated with experience. For both women and men.
I hope you all find something more meaningful than sex. Find a lover and partner.
>>742828869
>I can tell you that sex is both overrated and uunderwhelming.
Bullshit
Cuck propaganda. Bullshit people tell virgins to try and cuck them.
>>742828579
I hope it goes well.
>>742828729
You want games that make you feel?
>>742828986
no I want good games
>>742828852
do you really?
>>742829044
Define good.
>>742829089
I hate you.
>>742828969
This.
Sex can be a pleasurable and awesome experience, depending on the personality of the person you do it with.
>>742828579
Love that ass
>>742829100
yeah,good games
>>742829266
What makes a game good?
>>742829244
okay
>>742829418
a fun multiplayer game which isnt shit
>>742829501
What makes a game shit?
>>742829501
poker
chess
>>742829610
chess is for nerds
I played a bunch of online poker and meh
>>742829582
P2w, boring, unbalanced
>>742829736
checkers (draughts)
bridge
go
xiangqi
shogi
monopoly
cards against humanity
>>742829815
okay nana
>>742829904
super smash brothers melee
battletech: the board game of armored combat
>>742829961
>smash
keke
Im talking about mmos
>>742829815
go is a good game. have you watched the alphago series by deepmind?
>>742829255
Yes. DEPENDING ON WHOM IT IS WITH!
for me it was over rated and underwhelming. Find the right one!
>>742830103
Yes, that was really a very exciting time for me. My current email account is named in honor of the matches.
I'm a novice player, but those were fun matches.
>>742830130
At least you're not a virgin.
>>742830297
Being a virgin isn't a problem. As he said, finding a decent person to fuck is important. Doesn't have to be great, but shouldn't be a shitty person either.
My first guy was my worst.
>>742830388
>Being a virgin isn't a problem
Bullshit it isnt.
Virtue signaler.
lol
>>742830267
i watched a lot of review videos by various people, but i've never understood the fundamentals of fuseki, so there was not really much i could apply.
i'm down in the kyus somewhere too, probably
>>742830490
Dude, when I said it isn't a problem, I didn't say it was a good thing either. I'd rather no one be virgin, but I'm not bothered if a tard decides to be.
>>742830490
get fucked nibi come on
who is providing me with a new pit to inhabit
>>742831444
nibi
>>742830858
Same thing, you are using weasel words.
>>742830993
No one will have sex with me. They always have an excuse.
>>742831855
i'll have sex with you, retard
>>742831973
You have an ulterior motive. You dont want sex, you probably want to steal money.
>>742832076
Too bad your paranoia leads you to believe false things. I hate money, as I'm an anarchist, and therefore hate capitalism and market economies.
>>742832587
You'd never have sex with me, you'd have an excuse or there are ulterior motives. Just like the rest of humans.
>>742832951
I have neither. If we ever are close enough to each other to have eye contact, I'll fuck you. Or the other way around.