Good evening, Anonymous! Want some
>Advice, Fortune-telling, and Friendly Conversation?
Come into my shrine and hang out with me for a while!
>Tarot Readings:
>single card for dubs
>three cards for trips
>leave a name and get an Omikuji instead
I'm here for you, Anonymous!
>>742816677
kys pls
Bump! ~CC
>>742816677
Brian here. If no dubs or higher Omikuji please
you left earlier before I could have my question or fortune answered, hon.
>>742817122
this is Brian. May I have a love tarot.
Hello cute Reimu
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>>742816969
Hello! Are you someone who's been around, or are you new?
>>742816677
Hi. Will I get busted for being high on pingas at work?
>>742817174
There was a great tea disaster, you see...
>>742817099
>Three of Swords
There is a triangle dynamic in your life that will cause you pain. Either a love triangle, or a friendship triangle. Who can say?
>>742817122
>>742817191
>Death
A natural end to a situation, whether it be positive or negative; for example, the card may refer to the end of a relationship, illusion, financial source, or the completion of a project.
>>742817192
Hi!
>>742816677
Evenin' Reimu!
>>742817207
I'm new to this but it looks cute ^-^
>>742817621
that's okay! I'd still like even just a regular fortune, if that's okay.
I bless this thread by asking for dubs and not receiving any
>>742816677
Sure, why not.
So, five years ago, I developed Epilepsy. It struck me like a truck the first time, and I was sure I was going to die. I was out of action for 30 minutes, and woke up in an ambulance.
Since then, it would strike at random times for no particular reason at all, usually upwards of 20-30 times a day. While it was literally disabling, I was too stubborn to leave my job.
Last October, I had surgery on my left frontal lobe, where my speech center was. I fought hard to keep myself speaking afterwards (expected results, doc told me I would have issues), and while I still stutter sometimes, I'm much more coherent than I was. I've had one seizure since (a small, 30 second absence seizure), but otherwise I've been fine.
Now, though, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm still on 'disability' (I've received all of $20 in a year), and I can't go get a new job until my neurologist clears me (my previous employers fired me when I went on medical leave). After all my struggles, I feel like I lost. I'm just...either venting or looking for advice, I'm not even sure right now.
~S
>>742817621
Love triangle? can you elaborate a bit more?
My name is Jay and I really don't even know what Omikuji is.
So let's try it.
>>742817680
You're correct, Reimu is the cutest. Had to check who you were since you posted Miku, don't mind me.
>>742816677
read me bitch
>>742818007
I'm not from here but I'd like to check this out if that's ok?
>>742816677
Good evening, Reimu! How you're doing?
>>742817887
Jeez, Anonymous... I'm sorry to hear that! What's the process for getting cleared by your neurologist like? Will it take a long time?
If you need some cash to get you by until then, I might be able to help you out...
>>742817713
>Eight of Wands
Skills and talents put to good use.
>Page of Wands
: Arrival of a positive phase. Good news brought by a cheerful friend or ally.
>The Priestess
While she may be an inspiring role model herself, she is not the sort to seek followers. A mature woman. A time of peace. Charging of energy. Insight and foresight. A keeper of inspiring sources, whether ideas, beauty, or life by example.
>>742817916
Well, if it's a love triangle, it'd mean multiple people are loving the same person, and that person can't choose.
>>742818671
I'll... take it, I guess. I'm not thrilled with it, but it sounds tolerable. thanks.
Hell, I'll roll for a thing~
>>742816677
Chek'd
Omg, its good to see you!
>>742818671
>>742817916
Anything positive at all? ffs
rolling for good fortune
Help.
>>742819368
What seems to be the problem?
Connor here
If singles give me omikuji
If dubs+ give me a tarot reading pls
>>742816677
>Me, average, 6/10 tops
>Been single for months
> She fuckin hates me
>Shit's rough bruh
>7.75/10 ex/babymomma
>"Anon, are you coming over to have dinner with your daughter?"
>Be an awesome dad
>Dinner with awesome daughter
>1up. Earned dad points. Hell yeah .png
>Time to go. "Want me to drive you home Anon?"
>Nope.
>Intense sex thereafter
>Stay night
She put me through mud for almost a decade. I love this woman. Now what?
>>742819168
Dubs only gets you one card... I'm sorry. Feel free to re roll though!
>>742819044
>Judgment
Hearing the call to a new life. Resurrection. Rebirth. New perception and purpose in life. A reawakening. Renewed enthusiasm. A rising destiny.
>>742819163
Thanks, you too!
>>742818384
Of course it's okay! Welcome aboard!
>>742818449
A little overwhelmed. There's a lot going on tonight!
>>742819939
>>742819168
reroll
Rolling for a tarot I guess
let me die tonight, no pain, just peace.
>>742818671
I don't need money at the moment, thank you for offering though. I was smart and held some off to the side for exactly this reason.
As far as I'm aware, the process for getting cleared for work is testing me for seizure activity (which I still have, but is greatly reduced), as well as checking the scarring on my brain from the surgery. I don't know how long it will take, nor do I know exactly what is going to happen.
I suppose the uncertainty is what I hate the most about it. I greatly...dislike not being in control of my life.
>>742820055
>The Wheel of Fortune
Good luck will come your way, whether you deserve it or not. You'll be in the right place at the right time.
In combination with your last card, I guess that means your love triangle is going to put you in the right position for a good relationship, maybe a new one.
>>742816677
you fucking slowpoke are you going to tell me my fortune
>>742819939
>A little overwhelmed. There's a lot going on tonight!
That's fine! I'll quietly watch by the sidelines.
>>742820423
not all people in /b/ are part of anonymous, i know over 9000 its real but tho that shows that u are new in this shit and probably the the next week or so u will disappear.
Hi, Reimu. I haven't been around here in what feels like forever but that's probably a good thing since things tend to not be spectacular when I am. It's nice to see you're still keeping up with these, though.
Post feet while I roll for a reading?
>>742820266
>Page of Pentacles
Before you can die, the devil demands you do something to make your soul worth his time.
Yallow, OP. How are you this evening?
>>742820362
But can I buy a vowel though?
>>742820512
Eh? Why would you be around make things worse?
>>742819619
Ok then omikuji plox
In the criminal justice system, thievery based offenses are considered especially heinous. In the city of Whiterun, the dedicated guards who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Sweet Roll Unit.
These are their stories.
What's good, my dudes?
>>742820266
rip my fn5.7 says otherwise.
>>742820685
I'm feeling pretty good, but it sure is a crazy night! How about you?
>>742821250
CAN YOU EVEN HOLD ALL THESE THREADS?!
>>742821187
Pan pan!
>>742821250
Oh shit, this dude, long time no see! Still going to go on that trip on October was it?
>>742821422
I am doing well. It's my first day of classes at college, I had an 8am lecture class, but at least I have Tuesday and Thursday off. My name is Chase, by the way. For the Omikuji, or a tarot reading is enough.
Umm... s-so... it looks like I miscalculated by offering omikuji tonight, since I don't seem to have any junior shrine maidens around to give those out, s-so umm...
>>742821306
Nice meme gun. Must be fun finding ammo.
>>742821422
Barely
>>742821513
Yes indeed, I certainly am. Made a decision to make it into a stop in each legal state along the way seeing as we're gonna be going through them anyway.
>>742821643
i want onee
>>742821187
Sweet Roll!
How the heck are you!?
Rolling for a card
>>742821872
Reroll
>>742821872
Roll
>>742821872
Another one
>>742821643
I had them on my laptop, but I mobile post most of the time. Sorry!
>>742821665
I remember as much, excited?
>>742821872
Last one fuck this shit
Posting for a totally legit Tarot reading.
>>742821992
Yeah. Bit nervous too considering I've never driven actually driven in the mountains before. Should be interesting.
>>742816677
Tell me my fortune
It is monday my dudes
>>742820807
Err, I meant I only seem to look for these threads when I'm not feeling the best despite not normally asking for advice or even posting. Hopefully that doesn't make me too much of a bother! Reading your and other cheerful replies usually makes me a little happy.
>>742822050
Don't give up! I have fait in you!
Rolling, op
>>742822132
Fuck. Forgot the picture.
Here we go.
>>742822147
Once again
>>742821872
Let's go
Oooooof, can I get a fortune, please my friend?
>>742821872
Rolling Stones
>>742816677
when can I finally die and be done with this bs
This is a tough one to get.
Sure, let's see if I can get a tarot card reading.
Bah duh duh duhduh
>>742821872
What is wrong with this shit?
>>742821836
I'm doing fine, Reimu's threads sure are few and far between, huh?
Either that or I have just had trouble finding them
How about you? how are you doing?
>>742822332
So close.
Rolling for anon.
>>742822332
Get gud, m8
>>742821872
I rolled eight times already
>>742822400
>>742822433
GRATS ANONS!
>>742821643
Look^
>>742821872
Tired of rolling
>>742822400
Chek'd
>>742822433
Chek'd
>>742821872
Seems like it is just not the time for fortune telling
>>742822400
>Ace of Swords
You are in the process of making decisions that will affect your life for some time. A new period or cycle of much activity is imminent. Beware of activity without thought.
>>742822433
>8 of Pentacles
Take time to learn new skills. Use your knowledge to create new opportunities. Karma brings good things your way; you will reap the benefits of past work.
>>742822589
Thanks Nep!
>>742822589
Have you been around for awhile or are you a new Nep?
Trips, inbound.
>>742816677
wanna give a listen to something i started today despite not having played and practiced guitar lately, i just have to add some drum fills and figuring out some guitar solos
https://soundcloud.com/a-chromatic-void/unstable-charge-updated
Shoot I hope my fortune isn't fucking death
>>742822889
Do me next please OP-San
>>742822895
I've been around somewhat past a year now, though I've been somewhat absent these past few weeks. Hello there, anonymous!
>>742822889
No problem, Rei.
>>742823012
I'll give it a listen
>>742822460
True, they are less often than before, so we have to appreciate them even more!
I'm doing good. the eclipse was a big nothing in my area. Too cloudy to see.
>>742821836
>toast and a cup of coffee please.
a whole fried chicken -
>>742816677
>Implying I would ask for "advice" and "friendly conversation" from anyone on /b/.
>>742822889
Do this guy next >>742823084
Use mine >>742823088
>>742823034
That is the fortune of everyone, sadly, we don't have anything left but to try to enjoy it while we are still around, no?
>>742823012
Not my cup of tea but I'll be waiting for you to update it!
I keep getting angry over politics and racial shitposting despite how hard I try to avoid it. What do I do?
>>742823159
reroll
>>742823456
This handy little guide might help you.
>>742823034
I kind of hope mine is tbh.
>>742823088
I'm bad with time, I've been absent for many months. Glad you're still around though, (ex?)waifu.
>>742823292
Coming right up.
Ay a gay anime thread I can get down with give me all my readings.
>>742823587
... wait, is it you? Are you the one I think you are?
>>742823200
Yeah, I didn't get to see it either
Really pissed me off
>>742823456
Stay the fuck away from /pol/
and maybe /b/
>>742823012
It sounds good, Anonymous! Say, I might need someone who can make music sometime... I'm working on a game or two, would you be interested in maybe making some tracks for me one day?
>>742823857
Sometimes I get the itch and go back, but most of the time I stay away. It follows me though, it's all over youtube, it's all over the news, it's in the porn sites, it's everywhere.
.....
>>742823857
Yeah, I only caught it for a few moments before it slipped behind a thunderstorm. Neighbors had a spare pair of eclipse glasses, so I managed to get a good look. I wasn't in the total coverage area, though.
Still neat.
Just dropping by to say hi.
>>742823907
that could be nice
>>742823012
Good stuff!
>>742823456
Spend some time on >>>/diy/
>>742824181
Hello!
Reimu, is everything going to be okay?
>>742824214
Yeah! E-mail me at [email protected] and we'll talk about it! I don't have anything for you yet but you music types seem to be kinda rare so I wanna at least get in contact with you!
>>742824442
It will, Anonymous! You don't need some silly fortune to tell you that. Because I believe in you.
>>742824036
Every single time I have took a look there, it just makes me angry
Just remember that whenever you get this itch, and you 'scratch' it, it would not feel well
Sometimes I just ignore it, only checking up on what is happening every once in a while, not constantly. Taking it in small doses at a time would be better than being bombarded constantly by it
And if you have a hard time ignoring it, then do something that can help you ignore it, like playing vidya or something
>>742824821
But stay away from /pol/
>>742823759
Heck if I know, I haven't mastered reading minds yet. I did get to call you my waifu for a short amount of time though and you made posting fun. Is that the one?
>>742824717
More feet, please. Think I'll get a good roll tonight?
can I get a reading?
>>742824535
Cool thanks, i just sent you an e-mail
>>742824971
Yup! That's me. This world sure is a napkin, isn't it?
>>742825074
Roll for anon.
>>742823456
This is just like the red commie scare of the 50's and the satanic panic of the 80's. It will pass over soon. In the meantime avoid going on any type of media that is unknown to you or at east limit it.
>>742825215
In my opinion, the world is more like a square of cheap toilet paper.
>>742821665
wtf op so mean i like armour piercing.
>>742825215
Im a new fag and dont know what roll for anon means.
>>742825316
But what will things be like when it passes? Part of me feels like I have to be involved or I'll regret it if things turn out badly. I want to know that it'll be okay in the end, even without me.
>>742825432
>>742825432
I'm not OP lol. Also, how many bad guys are wearing body armor? I more partial .45 Auto, personally.
>>742825215
A napkin? I've never heard that saying and I'm trying to figure it out without looking it up.
..I've got nothing. Wadded up and in the bin with the rest of the garbage?
cluster charge deployed!
>>742825413
thank you *meow*
>>742823592
blues brothers quote btw
>>742825539
Alright, I'll let you off the hook just this once, see the numbers on the top right corner of every posts?
>>742825413
Depends on the mood, if we are optimistic we could call it an embroided handkerchief.
>>742825745
No, it is a sayong that means that this world is actually quite small, often said when you stumble across someone you know by pure luck/chance.
>>742825539
it means you can roll to have someone elses question answered.
if you are particularly "generous"
>>742825539
It means somebody else is rolling for you. And if they get Dubbs or better, they will give them to you.
>>742825865 >>742825897 >>742825924 >>742825943
hello flagman
>>742826039
henlo
>>742825847
A lovely cat!
>>742825864
I'm more of a realist, honestly. Trying to be a little more optimistic but things in the world are looking a bit bleak lol.
>>742825847
>>Its 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a tank full of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
>>742825593
Things will be different for sure. I don't know how you can get involved other then gaining knowledge about the situation at hand so if you have to stand up for what you believe in you can do it. Keep track of the events unfolding as well.
If you want to get involved in protests, both physical and digital know 100% who you are standing with. It always comes down to knowledge and the flow of information. And most of all, know who is controlling who and for what purpose.
>>742826192
Hello! How are you tonight!
>>742826143
Same, I just rather have a bit more of an optimistic outlook on things, atleast in public.
>>742826298
fantastic
target rich environment!
>>742818888
No one is gonna mention this man's luck?
>Want to be cute
>Figure the first step in that would be getting rid of body and facial hair
>Whenever I shave it always leaves ugly black stubble around my chin no matter how hard I do it
>Ask mom for beard removal cream after seeing it be recommended
>Try it on my face, let it wait the correct amount of time, the hair is the same
>Put it on again but thicker, wait the time, go take a shower to wash it off after
>Little bits of hair all over the place, looks really gross and patchy and my upper lip stings and I just feel sad and defeated
I think this was a bad day
>>742826399
nah. I already got my reading from Reimu, if I'm really going to ask her for another I can do it tomorrow evening on steam or something.
>>742826399
Chek'd!
Or yours!
>>742826399
you did.
>>742826181
How do you think it'll be?
>>742825864
Hm, I'm surprised I have never heard it before if there wasn't more to it. Was it really that lucky if this is where we met in the first place, though? How has life been treating you anyway?
>>742826490
I'm sorry to hear that... If I could make a suggestion though, next time, try buying Shave Secret or some other preshave oil. It's good for those sensitive areas and ones where you want a really close shave! You put it on first, then put shaving cream on. Silky smooth shave every time!
>>742826616
I meant as in we met again after I took a decent break from these threads.
Life is life, I don't really mind what happens, I just wing it.
>>742826490
I think a plastic surgeon can Laser It Off. It won't be cheap, but it will be permanent.
>>742816677
it's been a while since I've seen you in a thread.
thread regularity (the ever-present neptune aside) seems to almost be dependent on your presence.
how have you been doing?
>>742826320
I was taught to look at things as logically as possible, so it's kinda hard to shake that lol.
Anyway, I think I'm gonna smoke a bowl and play some Dark Souls. By the looks of it, Flagman is gonna kill this thread by the time I'm done. Peace!
>>742827000
flag-trips
>>742827000
>>742826778
How long ago did you return? I was under the impression that we all wing it and also hoping that it was treating you more than fair, at least.
>>742826595
The regressive left is constantly eating each other trying to play victim and virtue signal while ignoring large groups of the population. They would be left alone with maybe the exception of a few close friends until they realize how brainwashed they were.
People will realize that most of the population will be nationalistic and anti big government. The news papers may be bought out but won't miss a chance to sell out again for a big story. Expect to see media push different ideals in the future.
People will also realize multiculturalism doesn't work or at the very least the way that was done. Expect to see something done with that soon although I do not know what but expect shit to go down in Europe about that.
>>742826929
See you around buddy!
>>742826873
What did he mean by this?
>>742827194
Today.
>>742827218
>>Filename
I love it!
>>742827253
politics exist to divide the population.
>>742827264
Goodnight, Reimu!!
we must do this again sometime soon!