Lewd celeb thread

>>742815510
Who's got threw celeb hacks

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>>742815629

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>>742815510

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>>742815629
Wow. That pic woke me up.

any sissies looking to please cock for their celebs?

I'd love for a bitchy/mean look lesbian celeb to tease/cuck me

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>>742815873
stroking for margot

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>>742815918
kik dali_85

>>742816223
are you offering to be the celeb or just want to post her?

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>>742816177
love worshipping her

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>>742815787

>>742816428
depends

>>742815834
Me, sir! I like Alexandra Daddario best.

we need a celeb unsee

>>742816914
Please post more Mummy Natty.

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>>742816914

>>742817343
I want to bury my face in Mummy Natty's pussy after she's had a long day.

>>742817261
>>742816914
>>742817442

no don't. this thread is diseased enough

>>742816944
Fuck. Post her soles

>>742817426
I want to worship her feet.

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Yes lads.

Mommy celeb here?

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>>742817426

>>742817736
Hnnnnng. Need Mummy Anne's feet in my mouth.

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>>742817691

>>742815510

Bro you're a pussy. Also I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Then he raped her.

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>>742817616
i don't seem to have any

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>>742817689
me too!

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>>742817261

>>742817689
>>742817426
>>742816944
>>742817084
>>742816177
>>742815789

what if she made you dress up like a GIRL!!

>>742817851
Sounds about right.

>>742817908
I love to worship Mummy!!

>>742817931
If she told me to, I'd do it.

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>>742817844
Tempt me anon.

>>742817869
Damnit. My fucking balls, ouch

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>>742818100

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>>742818214
Need her in ma bed.

>>742818260
top tier

>>742818214
Bet she tastes great

>>742818077

but what if she told u to put a big penis in ur mouth!!

>>742818077
tell us about being mommy's little girl?

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>>742818100
I think Dakota thinks she's ready for your attention, anon. If you're interested.

>>742818443
yummy breasts

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>>742816898

>>742818451
Umm...okay. :3

I've still got a cock, like a boy, obviously, and Mummy Natty still likes it when I kiss her feet, but I just wear panties, dresses and girly shoes, and Mummy Natty likes to set me up with men...

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>>742818590
No lewd tonight... maybe.

>>742818649
what does she make you do with the men
do you enjoy it

>>742818704
got anymore lewd victoria justice? been waiting for that alleged bj video

>>742818749
She doesn't make me do anything, she just encourages me. She likes me to suck their cocks, as if I'm gay, which I'm not.

I do like it, though. It makes me really stuff. :3

>>742818704
Fuck. Post her soles

>>742818802
stroking

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>>742818704
Maybe, huh?

>>742819024
saw off my cock for taytay
smash my balls with a rubber mallet for taytay

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>>742818998
Depends if I get in the mood.

>>742818815
Love jerking for Mummy.

>>742819024
Does anyone else think she looks like a bird?

>>742818878
do you sometimes say that you're a good cock-hungry sissy slut (even though you're actually straight)

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>>742818403
Nice try.
>Here's the original.

>>742819256
I mean, I think I can be a good cock-hungry sissy slut while still being straight, right?

>>742819297
slam my cock in a car door for taytay
feed my balls to an alligator for taytay

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lavren

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>>742819155
Well you've got your Elle right there with her sexy self. That lovely tight ass. No shortage of inspiration there.

>>742819384
of course you can, now tell me how much you love cock (while still being straight)

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>>742819487
I got a pint sized gift for you.

>>742815510
mmmm moar

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>>742819006
Every time I see this pic I look at the thumbnail and I think she's got some comically enlarged lips and she's pouting.
Still cute, as ever, tbh.

>>742819647
that sign looks better than she does

>>742819626
Something about cock really does make my mouth water. It's the head, dripping precum, in conjunction with a meaty shaft and a pair of heavy balls that makes me salivate. The taste is so perfect, and as I close my eyes with my lips on dick, I know that I'm in heaven.

>>742819802
gay

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>>742819766

>>742816135
Oh geez, Paige lol she's a freak

>>742819875
i was going to say that i'm not even gay but that dude looks better than she does
but i thought the better of it suspecting someone would call me gay

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>>742819647

>>742819842
i just realised why women like homos

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>>742820072

>>742820116
What do you mean? I'm not a homo.

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>>742819766
Someone likes my non-lewd pics?

>>742820181
guys who like other dudes dick then

lol

>>742820285
Why does she look so... dead?

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>>742819647
I would like that.

>>742820424
mommy

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>>742820403
All yours, friend.

So, uh, you've been practicising threesomes in advance of the wedding?

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>>742820188
Lewd Cara time was earlier. Now I'm mostly just sleepy. Wanting to cuddle her senseless, rather than fuck her senseless.

>>742819923
That said, naked Cara is still best Cara.

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>>742820549
I've dabbled.

>>742817691
is this a white supremacy general?

>>742820735
yummy

Around the way is where i'm from
I'm from Manhattan and not a buuuuummmmm

>>>742819280

>>742820856
hold it now......
HIT IT

>>742821037
kstew <3

>>742821180
my waifu for laifu

>>742821121
i love katy perry's big beautiful feet
but i wish her thighs were a little thinner

>>742815510

10/10 Would raise baby dragons with

>>742821069
YO LEROY!!

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>>742821296
B A S E D

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>>742820770
How would you describe the experience?

>>742821325
>>742821584
moar

>>742821332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0NM6reiRE

>>742821567
Could you fucking not

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>>742821489
u2

>>742821210
YES

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>>742820995
>>742821457
more pls

>>742821691
Let's see those thighs and/or ass bb.

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>>742821916

>>742822046
I want to eat that pussy from behind and they stick my cock inside.

>>742821664
King of the Ave. With the Def female
You're rhyming and stealin' with the freshest ale
Cooling at the crib watching my TV
Ed Norton (Ted Knight) and Mr. E.d.

Kik funtimesinhere
Up for most, good to have connections ;), ready to worship your celeb

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>>742821640

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>>742822100

>>742822344
Love this.

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>>742822090
She's looking kinda smug there. I wonder why.

>>742822142
There's no CONFUSION
in her CONCLUSION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PLfjhQG97I

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M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-wife b-but I-I'm a-afraid I-I w-won't b-be able t-t-to satisfy h-her unless w-we g-get a real m-man to be with her... I-I j-just c-can't satisfy her with m-my small Limpo and she r-really j-just f-fakes it most o-of t-the time...

>>742822563
stroking

>>742822335
damn. so sexy.

>>742822446
She just made her boytoy cum

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>>742822563
J E E Z U S

>>742822563
fuck me she's hot

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>>742822437

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>>742822446
Maybe she's thinking: i know what you're up to, anon.

stroking for Margot

>>742823251
I bet Cara would be so down with watching someone stroke for her.

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Less than three

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>>742823464
>>742823210
>>742823122
>>742822730
>>742822563

>>742823711
wanna cum inside her

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>>742823711
Fuuuckin hell, I'd rub some lotion of that fucker with my face

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>>742823677
>>742823711

>>742823797
lel

>>742823832
mm margot's sweet mouth and tongue

>>742823745
best set, so good

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>>742823251
>>742823371
Cara smugly reveling in the effect that she has on me. Now this is a fantasy I could get behind.

>>742823945
imagine that icecream melt on that tobgue and in her mouth

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>>742824274

>>742824274
oh fuck yes

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>>742823371
You'd like that, don't you.
>>742824044

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Nee-nah cutest

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>>742824274
moar

>>742824337
Of course. Who wouldn't want to pleasure themselves while Cara watched?

>>742824581
mmm look at those perfect sexy toes

>tag

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>>742824986

>>742824894
So fucking sexy.

>>742817194
No wonder you're a sissy, you like literal trannies.

>>742824986
>>742825034
Emma in this dress has gotten so much cum from me the past two weeks

>>742825131
moar plx

>>742821262
Neck yourself faggot

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>>742825153
If this is a trannie then I am a proud homosexual man.

>>742815510
Moar of Her Higness

>>742817442
Oh look, it's this sad shit again. Fucking beta cuck.
Here we are, having a nice thread about objectifying celeb sloots and you go and start up with this faggoty shit.

>>742825131
>>742825344
i was slightly in love with her when i was younger

>>742818260
The fuck is wrong with her eyes?

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>>742825455
Yup. Gay diddy gay gay gay....

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>>742825530
slighty fuck I had a very sad and lonely crush on her, almost bordering obsession

>>742825591
the pic has been shopped into oblivion oh and she is a bushpig anyway

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>>742825521
Queer as a fucking duck....

>>742825650
I will be ninaposting in the next thread with ya friend

>>742825524
youre the exact other side of his faggot coin if you masturbate to cute bitches to "objectify" them, you cringe-worthy moron.

>>742826050
kek trueeee

new bread?

guess not

>>742815510
>Lewd
fucking kys

>>742827013
r u haveing preblems?

new thread
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>>742827332
>>742827332

>>742821089
k-ew

>>742825146
fuck this worthless excuse for an actress. shes terrible

>>742825455
It is a tranny. You're gay.