Waifu thread
first
Alice and Reimu call!
Cutest couple on /b/, with not an ounce of hate for waifu!
Instead of going on a holiday you just started to explain yourself to all the waifufags in your chat.
You lying two faced hypocritical sack of stuttering shit.
This is not over though.
Oi
Still here and
>>742779321
No I chalk it up to them probably seeing me for around 3 minutes at most.
>>742779350
Thanks
>>742779605
shes on a plane you retard
>>742779667
We're all on a plane. THE EARTH IS FLAT.
>>742779725
you are almost as retarded as jack
almost
>>742779638
Yeah, q lot of people are dicks. When I was a teen I thought you had to tip fast food workers and did it till I was 16. No regrets.
>>742779667
I've just received a cap alice sucking off the airheaded miserable manwhore waifufags in his chat. Fresh stamp. Looks like alice is too afraid to leave things unfold without him. Figures.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Several nosebleeds and some Benadryl kills me. I'm pretty damn tired, how are you folks?
Google drive is also down. No filenames I guess.
Rem claimed.
>>742779766
hey that was a decent joke :/
https://youtu.be/FhJ5hIoXH-U
>>742779821
Good. Why all the nosebleeds?
>>742779820
planes have wifi you retard
>>742779823
I laughed anon dont worry
>>742779820
We can go without your updates. Aren't you supposed to be some loner vigilante who wants to keep his motives to himself? Stop being such a miserable fuck and get off the computer.
>>742779792
I have recieved a few tips. Old men usually that don't care for the change.
>>742779821
You use google drive?
>>742779605
>MY PLAN IS TO TURN PEOPLE AGAINST ALICE
>CURSES, ALICE TALKED TO THOSE PEOPLE AND THEY RECOGNIZED SHE ISN'T THE STRAWMAN I MAKE HER OUT TO BE
>THIS IS SOMEHOW EVIL ON HER PART
>>742779905
Dont worry theres always one person who laughs at my jokes: me.
>>742779887
Yeah I know. I didn't say they don't.
Kinda came as a surprise, I sure as hell don't fly the last time I did you couldn't bring up a cd player
I assume now each and every waifufag here will get his respective dicking and all is forgiven from their part. Pathetic. Pitiful. Weak.
Alice always knew how to manipulate the weak-willed.
Claiming Nanachi from Made in Abyss.
>>742780063
as opposed to you, who knows how to manipulate, uh, no one
>>742780055
nah
>>742780019
I don't care about change but I feel like saying keep the change is patronizing. I mean coin change by the way.
>>742780009
You do not address me unless you are asked to.
Now fuck off ya miserable cunt
>>742780096
Such love very trust
Truly a decent champion of empathy. Using the very thing he is supposed to preach against them.
Yes, I am not like you sly spineless motherfucking shitters. And I'm proud of it. Hella proud. Now you can fuck off too. Get back down on your knees in front your mistress. I don't talk with dogs.
>>742780074
I've heard good things about that series so far, how many episodes are out? I'm a bit of a binge watcher so I might wait until there are 5 episodes
>Avatarfagging in the current year
>>742780063
You're the weak fuck who has to target a fucking internet celebrity to have purpose in life. If you died right now, no one would ducking care. You're just a meme of a sad man who can't let shit go.
>>742780255
>addresses
>>742780255
>not like Alice, who manipulates
>spends a full week trying to manipulate people
>"hurr durr I was just pretending to be a retard!"
>>742780296
So far there have been 7 episodes.
The show is really good so far (horriblesubs is doing a good job of keeping up with the episodes).
>>742780169
Ehh I don't care. Ill keep it or use it to not give some guy 99 cent
>>742780299
I know I like that pic
>>742780439
I'll find some time on my days off and give it a watch then! I'm currently waiting for the 7th episode of Ballroom e youkoso so I need something to fill my time
>>742780309
>internet celebrity
Nobody except dickless weak pathetic spineless miserable sad lonely social reject autistic fucks care about alice. Those who run to internet psychologist with every tiny issue, an avatarfag at that too ON FUCKING /b/!
Holy shit you are pitiful. Insignificant. Alice is not a celebrity of shit. And you, you talk to me when your balls dropped. Until then, go hide under his skirt some more.
>>742780390
I didn't invest a lot in this so whatever
Fuck off back to your alice shithole sad faggot
>a week
Figures that a retarded pissant of your magnitude can't count to 10.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>742780513
Coins are pretty obsolete, at least nickels and pennies. It costs more to make them than their actual monetary value.
>>742780726
>"HURRDURR I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED GUYS"
duke uwu
>>742780608
Ballroom e Youkoso - 07 is out on horrible subs also at the moment.
>>742780740
Hello there Nastya
>>742780726
>not a celebrity
>runs the most popular threads on /b/
>ranked queen of /b/ more than boxxy
>personally asked to stop by Moot
>personally asked about during a con 4chan meet up to Moot
>has over 1 million IPs
>>742780255
You're literally trying to manipulate them right now by appealing to their sense of manliness and freedom by implying that by listening to Alice in any way they are being weak and controlled. You want them to turn around and rally behind you again to redeem themselves from your scathing insults.
Slachowo?
>>742780831
Nepu
>>742780748
They still are worth money and I hand them out more than candy so I say they still have their place
>>742780830
Is horriblesubs good? I've been watching it on 9anime
>>742780893
poorly though, dont forget how shitty he is at it
>>742780940
Anastasia-kun-nyan!
>>742781006
Ruka-anon
>>742781080
>>742781006
gaaaaay
>>742780840
>>742780840
>>742780840
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
GUYS LOOK
LOOK AT THIS FOR REAL
See now? Do you see how pathetic these brainwashed faggots are? Holy shit MY SIDES
>>742780786
Hate me. Hate me more!
>>742780893
I don't give a fuck about manipulation. I'm stating facts, you moron reading into it is your own problem. I guess you alicefags has nothing but fantasy. Because weak fucks like can definitely don't have the luxury of opening the front door.
:33333
>>742781279
its true, check the archives
>>742781279
I don't hate you. I pity you.
no ; - ;
>>742780942
True enough, pennies are useful for shit like projectiles though. Never really used them as actual currency.
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
Klonata uwu
>>742781279
Given alice is a verified girl and you keep saying "he", you sure as fuck aren't stating facts
>>742779883
Because my body hates me
>>742780019
So I can have file names, yes.
Phone poster
Am I too late to argue with random people on the internet over other random people on the internet?
>>742780940
Nepu!
>>742781397
Nope.
>>742781361
Heya love anon, how's it going?
>>742781397
no but you are too late to be relevant. Five years too late.
>>742781338
Yeah this is actually really, really sad. Its like that kid in school who nobody likes but he acts like he's a loner by choice.
I'm bored, duke uwu
>>742781299
Hi
>>742781358
I do if I happen to have them for correct change. Cute finger bite.
>>742781397
Poking at Jack is at an all time high. He's in a pretty unstable mental state.
>>742781485
or because he smells like piss
>>742781398
nepu nepu <3
>>742781443
hello hello! it was Minami, yes? I slept!
>>742781515
probably because all his plans fell apart
>>742781325
And just who the fuck ranks queen of /b/? Boxxy was fucking cancer too. Unless you meant cancer queen, sure. /b/ has no fucking queen. That was set in stone in '06 and you newfag alice pissants definitely won't change it.
>>742781338
ANY negative shit I get from faggots like you I wear proudly as a badge of honor.
>>742781364
And who the fuck verified it? Alicefags? Great. Real legit. Fucking hell I'm laughing my ass off at you gits here. Give me more! More this ridiculous display!
>>742781546
anons do
>>742781361
Finished that anime yet?
>>742781546
it isn't negative. just a fact
>>742781546
no not alice fags. someone doxxed her recently, even posted her nudes
>>742781586
Pics?
HELLO FRIENDS
>>742781532
Yep yep, and coolio. I still have a few hours before i can crash
I'M HERE TO CLAIM MY WAIFU ;)
>>742781378
Sounds fun. I don't get them often, had an entire water cooler cup of blood last time I got one. I sneezed with a nosebleed back in middle school, painted my desk red.
>>742781618
I've only got her ass
>>742781574
hello Saya <3 the hard drive I had it on crashed!
>>742781655
I hope you sleep better than I did <3
>>742781521
Actual topkek
Did Sachi broke again?
>>742781724
jack smells like piss, true facts
Hey.
I should start calling myself an internet celebrity too
>>742779350
Your waifu is a エイリアン
>>742781674
Better than nothing.
>>742780309
>>742779667
what is the definition of this mental condition?
>>742781753
you arent one though
>>742781682
..you said you would..
>>742781756
>>742781774
i think he is just a beta
>>742781515
Was this day as tiring as you expected it to be?
I literally spend like 9 hours reading manga. I was so lazy today
>>742781558
Yeah sure.
>>742781575
It is. Anything else I can wear proudly? Still got some place on this chest right here
>>742781586
Now that is interesting. Let me guess, the dox is already gone, it has vanished without a trace and nobody has anything because invincible god queen overlord empress of /b/ made it disappear with MAGIC with the help of moot, the new owner and 10 million anons
See this is how deluded you alicefags are
Really, man, tears. Tears in my eyes
>>742781824
no it is available on the archives
Can I claim Sophia?
>>742781674
>tfw you have an Alice butt that still hasn't gotten posted
>>742781796
I know ;~; I'll go back and get it again soon, and start a scraper up
>>742781843
yeah I saw it on the archives too
>>742781808
isnt that revy?
>>742781871
post it
>>742781682
Sorry to hear you didn't sleep well, i usually do though so thank you!
>>742781505
Thanks. Typically I don't carry pennies on me unless I just bought something. I like making slingshots and other weaponry with pennies as ammo.
>>742781891
nah that is alice shes got a big pair
Chen is an e-celebrity.
Hail Chen.
>>742781815
Hmm. I think you may be thinking about my yesterday. Either way, nope. Now i'm just pissing time away until i can go outside and stare at the sun :^)
>>742781871
You had so much time too..
>>742781927
fuck chen
>>742780962
Yep, they have the highest quality that I have seen so far. (literally the opposite of their name).
>>742781927
>>742781918
thas revy she posted her face and her underboob a couple of time
>>742782013
fuck off
>>742782021
nah is alice here is another pic
>>742781953
Oh.. you're right
Summer days go on way too fast, Jesus
>>742781899
it's on my desktop at home! she sent it to me to cheer me up, anyway, I don't feel comfortable spreading a booty all over the internet.
>>742781911
that's great <3 I hope it goes well and you sleep soon!
>>742781965
I'll remote in and start a download <3
>>742782027
>>742782082
who are you?
>>742782101
especially you
>>742781977
Fuck off, do you even know who are you talking to? Chen is cooler than you for sure.
>>742782138
chen sucks dick
Eclipse in 40ish minutes, woot
>>742781927
These guys said I stopped being relevant 5 years ago or so, so it seems I'm not
I am so mad :(
>>742782114
I'm love anon! who are you, friend?
>>742782215
five or more
>>742782222
no, youd have another name if alice gave that to you
thanks for the chemo, lorisama
>>742782101
Wait, I love that picture, it fits me perfectly
>>742782311
I do! she would know who I am, though.
>>742782170
So does your mother.
>>742782215
How dare they, don't they know you are relevant enough to be discussed over completely unrelated threads and even start memewars over? What a bunch of twats.
Where the fuck did my haters go? I am not yet sated.
>>742782401
so tell
>>742782330
SAVE IT FRIEND
>>742782402
nah she got her teeth knocked out
>>742782402
>memewars
>literally did nothing in five years
kthx
>>742782440
not even mad bro
>>742782446
thanks, lori.
>>742781979
is the site riddled with pop up ads likemost others or no?
>>742782082
Thanks, how have things been for you this week?
>>742782291
>>742782170
Boo-hoo, is that all you have to say?
>Chen sucks dicks
>you're not relevant anymore
>fuck off Chen
You guys have the vocabulary of an 12 years old, or what?
Come on, come up with something good
You guys sound like a broken record, repeating the same things again and again and again
>>742782464
Missed the point, kek.
>>742782456
Even better :^)
>>742782548
we'll say it as many times as it needs to be said
>>742782560
Point is chen is irrelevant
>>742782548
no you
>>742782429
I'll love you, if you want attention <3
>>742782439
you first!
>>742782517
I'm making the best of it that I can <3 how are you?
>>742782591
melanie
>>742782517
BTW: comrade Minami, are you the same Minami who is in Cirno's server?
>>742782480
you seem pretty mad
>>742782634
not even a tiny bit mad bro
>>742782617
that's not your name <3 is this CC or someone?
>>742782699
it is, feel free to hit me on steam
>>742782591
Bah, anyone but you. If I wanted attention I'd pose as an internet speech impaired touwhore feeding off miserable cucks who break down in tears when they realize they can't even open a jar of pickles.
>>742782591
I'm doing alright, just trying to get things settled around my end
>>742782628
Yep yep
>>742782429
We don't need to hate on you Jack. You supply enough hate for the whole thread.
>>742782588
Chen is very relevant, don't you know? He is an e-celeb.
>Neptune
>>742782402
Litereally a bunch of newfags, not knowing how mighty I am.
>>742782464
>>742782456
>>742782570
>>742782589
Shoo, shoo, you damn newfags.
This is my realm and you don't even know I great I am.
Leave or kneel before my pressence, you peasants
>>742782827
nah
>>742782786
Just doing my job.
>>742782719
if it really is, then I'm the miserable person you were talking to last night <3
>>742782754
good luck! I'll keep hoping it all works out.
>>742782747
it's funny how right you are, but talking about the wrong person <3
>>742782927
are you feeling better?
>>742782827
no u shoo shoo
>>742782927
Its called self projecting, and he seems quite skilled at it
>>742782927
Same to you, I hope things go well in your life
>>742782965
I said I never will, sweetheart <3 don't worry about love anon!
>>742783051
I'll make you feel better then. someday, some how. believe it.
Someone make a new threads so my fans in denial can follow me there
>>742783051
People on the internet will always care for you but, irl that isn't the case. How strange is it?
>>742783162
Thread*
>>742782517
Only a small banner tat the top and bottom, no popups or ad scripts.
>>742783234
That actually sounds fantastic, is it just horriblesubs.com or is there some special bit afterwards?