fluffy bread: sowah ecwipse edition

Does anyone have all the asperger dadduh pls post

Has anyone ever drawn a fluffy herd getting blinded by a solar eclipse? I know we have a drawing out there of a foal first opening its eyes to the sun and going blind.

>>742781295
Imagine having thousands of fluffys just looking up and blinding themselves, someone draw or write this because this would be great.

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>>742778502
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>>742778502

>fluffy bread: actually kill yourself edition

what does fluffy chirping sound like? a bird?

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>>742781725
>why not
>not 'why knot'

back to the trap threads with ye, nigger

>>742782289
It sounds like the last little bit of self respect you have slipping away, as your mind wanders aimlessly through the muddied waters

>>742782452
I'll take that as a yes then

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>>742782452

>>742781725
>i went into a thread knowing i won't like it
get over yourself you fucking faggot.

>>742782544
>>742782614
It was a slow death. There were no comforts to be found as you witnessed your dreams, your loves, your life lose inspiration. It wasn't your first bout with depression no, but it will be your last. Why didn't anyone answer your cries for help?

>>742783026
Fuck that shit nigga I got me some happy pills life is fucking great!

>>742778552

That's super satisfying

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it is i, cyka fluffy
want me to post the comic or no? i don't want to spam it.

>>742784015
Feel free, i'm up for it

TheQuickT here, i'd rather be posting the fluffy games but currently do not have access to my home computer

Soo, until than, anyone want to see a story on a certain topic? Any fluffy topic i'll be willing to do.

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>>742784119
aright.
>>742784143
aw shit yes, can i get something with a herd?

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>>742784398
wait did i post that? i don't think i hit send.

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>>742784600
this one's my favorite actually.

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>>742784663
and last one.

Dawkies time comin... Huwwy fwiends ne tu wun.
Wook smarty fwiend it an suu pwetty!
Nuuu... Why see places nu wowk!
Hewd help smawty!
Nu is dummeh nao... Am smarty nao!
Hewd nu wike dummeh... Hewd gu tu nesties nao!
Ou nu in hewd... Nu come back o get fowevwr sleepies!!!

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>>742781644
Draw dancie babbehs looking at the eclipse too

>>742784700
I don't even know if that was hugbox or weirdbox but I like it!

>>742784948
hey, that's smooth.

>>742784015
Not that its bad but I see it every fluffy thread

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>>742785034
i know, i just post it when people ask. i don't intend to spam it everywhere but people seem to like it.

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Had anyone else's love for these things fallen to the wayside lately?

>>742785164
a little bit, honestly. i wish there was more reason to abuse. last thread there was just a teenager that decided to smash a foal for no reason.

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>>742785275
That's incredibly lame. I was mostly here for the hugbox and sadbox and lore discussion, and I was co-writing the Jerry story. Just this weekend, I had no desire to check /b/ for a thread or write. Dunno why.

>>742778502
K

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Posting some of my faves I don't see often. Mixed bag.

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>>742785696
ok

Bumpin

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Wewe ewebodeh?

>>742786663
Nu kno

>>742786734
Scawy....

>>742786857
Nu wike where mummeh!

>>742787041
Flooby plz

>>742786962
Nu hewe! Nu will! Huhuhu!
>Shits the thread

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>>742787041
Nightmares

>>742787041
can not unsee

>>742787113
Nu smell pwetty!

This thread contains all the autism. All of it.

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>>742787118
Nightmares you say?

>>742787161
Am sowwy fwend! Fwuffy nu hewp it!

>>742785492
Hey there partner. Just popping in to say I'm still here, and that if things don't go to shit later today I'll be on again at the usual time.

>>742787630
Sweet, sounds good! Sorry I've been AWOL

Can someone explain to me what this all is?? What is "fluffy"?

>>742787676
No problem at all; I had shit of my own I had (and still have to) deal with.

>>742787691
Happy tree friends mlp edition.

>>742787837
Oh, ok. Is this a comedy thing or is it sexual? Or something else?

>>742784214
Yeah sure dude
Something also to commemorate the eclipse..
And sorry for the long reply time

"Da Bwack howe"
>You are randalf, a red smarty and leader of the bestest herd ever
>Why is it the bestest? Cuz' you said so
>Today has been good, mares ate, babbehs played, dummeh poopie babbeh eatin' poopies.
>Nothing should go wrong today
>all of a sudden, the bright ball in the sky goes darkies
>Whu? Night time already? This can't be right
>Your other herd members notice as well, everyone, even the poopie baby, look up at the ball
>It's weird though, it's darkie but you can see the bwightness of the ball.
>You stare at it, and all of a sudden you hear..
>"SCREEEEE!!! EYESIES BURNIE!!!!"
>It's your speacial friend and your babbehs! They're screaming because...because..BECAUSE OF THE MEANIE SUN!!
>Your quick to realize that the Sun gave meanie eye hurties to your speacial friend AND babbehs, you gotta warn your herd!
>"HEWD! DUMMEH BWIGHT BALL GIF EYE OWIES TO SPEACIAW FWIEND! WE GOTTA' GIF BIGGEST OWWIES BACK! MAKE IT GO FOWEVAH SWEEPIES!"
>Your tuffies and fellow herd members cheer, and begin to blow raspberries and try to punch the sun with all their might
>But, even they get biggest eyesies hurties, and they all fall one by one, screaming and crying...
>And then...while your starting at you..YOU GET HURTIES TOO!!!
>"OWOWOW" WHY BWIGHT BALL HUWT SMAWTY?! HUU HUU"
>your eyesies burn, it hurts so much..
>All around you, you can hear your heard also cry out "OWW BIGGEST BURNIES!! HUU HUU SMAWTY FWIEND PWEASE HEWP!" "SPEACIAW FWIEND!! HEW- SCREEEE"
>Endless "SCREE" everything...the pain unimaginable...
...
...
>You wake up in Darkie times, and you look around
>But for some reason, everything is..Darker than usual
>You call out for your speacial friend, and you hear her! And your babbehs!
>You can hear your herd to, they're all talking and screaming for their friends

Hit limit, Cont. in a bit

>>742786101
See, you're just asking to wake up at 3am on Christmas morning to, "SCREEEEEEEE! BIGGEST POOPIES!" if you put that fucker under the tree.

>>742787935
I think it's more something else (stress relief and catharsis). Not sexual at all.

>>742787935
Its not a sexual thing. Just like a stress reliever kind of thing. They'er weak dumb cute animals and something about them getting fucked up is so satisfying. Like punching an annoying baby

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>>742788067
Like cute aggression. Its a thing. When humans see something so cute that they dont want it to exist subconsciously so they want to hurt it. Like when you pinch a cheek or squeeze a cute dog or something.

>>742788026
I dunno....I'd at least hope the shop putting these "kits" together would know how far along the dams are.

Quick question for the lorefags on here: Can smarties be any kind of fluffy (like unicorn/pegasus) or are smarties usually from a specific phenotype?

>>742788342
Smarties most likely occur among unicorns as they are a little more intelligent than earthies and pegasi. However, any subspecies can develop smarty syndrome. Alicorns are the least susceptible though, as they often have the closest to human intelligence of fluffies

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Hallo.
>>742778552
that's my favortie fluffy pic ever

>>742781725
For a brief moment I thought /trash/fag was back.

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>>742788814
You mean /successful/fag?

>>742788935
Well, kinda. Thanks to you we have extended to 1 board more and have more power.

>>742789112
Just making sure you got the names right, mentalgymnasticsfag.

>>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/
>>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/
>>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/
>>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/
>>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/ >>>/trash/

Go where you belong you fucks.

>>742787965
>"Speaciaw fwiend!" "Fwiend.." "So Dawkies.."
>You hear your special friend call you! You frantically look around, trying to see her..but, you can't..
>Dummeh Dawk time..
............................................
.............................................
>It's been 14 hours since the Eclipse, and since than, fluffy control has had to work overtime to deal with all the blind feral fluffies.
>In a small forest clearing, there was a pack of about 14 or so fluffies, are clammering around.
>Their smarty, a red one, kept yelling about "Dummeh Dawktime"
>He was the first to be put under
>To the squad, it made it a whole lot funner to use gas and other materials since the fluffies couldn't see what hit them...


Sorry for the short length, was rushed while making this, hope you dudes enjoyed and I'll try to get more fluffy games today

>>742789281
Oh, you want so more of us move to your board? Gee, thanks, but we are fine here.

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>>742789281
didn't we tell you to kill yourself? kek

>lurk moar newfag

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>>742789595
Noo thanks, we are fine here.

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NEVER AGAIN deal with anons fucking up your fluffy times!

Visit >>>/trash/ today.
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>>742789715
No thanks, I've visited trash and i liked it, but /b/ is nice for fluffies.

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Fucking hell, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>742790600
check'd
Also cute as all hell!

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Smawties awways twy to invade 'ouw wand?

Hewds awways numming 'ouw gwassies?

Den MG42 am fo' 'ou!

Wif it fiwing wate ov 1500 roundies pew minutsie
it can mow down aww smawties an hewds in mewe seconds!

An MG42 can be 'ouws onwy fo' $499.99! Buh if 'ou owdah wite nao 'ou get a 250 wound dwum mag an 10 spawe bawwels absowutewy fwee!

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>>742790600
checked

Hallo!

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>>742790739
Kweh.
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>>742790828
A fluffy weapons dealer. Wut?

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>>742790828
>Wif it fiwing wate ov 1500 woundies pew minutsie
ftfy
awso, check owt de olda modew: the MG34!
wif a fiwing wate ov 900 woundies pew minutsie it is ideaw fow smawew wand

>>742791154
Hoomins make fwuffy wead scwiptie....

Hoomins say dat MG42 gud fo' fwuffy contwol.

>>742791185
Hoomins say dat MG34 jamsie in cowd time.

An hoomins wan seww MG42.

ThatQuickT here

Anyone up for a story about an alternate world, were fluffies partook in WW1 and they're not biotoys, just retarded natural animals


pretty much soldier fluffies in the twenches

>Attention all owners of Hasbio Fluffy-Ponies!
>This is a public service anouncement.
>Hasbio advises that during todays' solar eclipse you keep your Fluffy-Pony pets inside and away from windows.
>Due to their large eyes, exposing them to the phenomenon will cause fast and severe retinal damage.
>Additionally, because Fluffies eyes are very close to their brain, increased UV radiation will result in cortical damage.
>Exposing your Hasbio Fluffy-Ponie to the solar eclipse can therefor not only result in blindness but also further mental retardation.
>Thank you for your attention.

>>742791267
You poor thing. You know what you're reading is you trying to sell something that kills other fluffies, right?

>>742791786
So....today would be a straight up feral purge, yeah?

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>>742790600

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>>742791976
It kiww fwuffies?!..

Huu huu...Nu wan seww scawwy shootie stick!.

>>742792026
yeah i think so
>>742791786
>>742789491
>>742787965
>>742784942

>>742792161
Well only those in the direct path of the eclipse and only those not staying in holes/ tight alleyways/ deep forests. So I would not count on it getting rid of the problem.
But if you live in an effected area I would prepare for the stench of rotting carcasses in the next few days.

>>742792297
I don't think they'd do death though, pretty sure it would just be blinded

>>742778502
So do we have a fluffy staring at the eclipse yet?

>>742790489
>I can understand cp

actual trolling

>>742792119
Well, now you've got two options, buddy: either refuse to read or keep reading. If you refuse, they'll likely kill you and replace you with another naive fluffy. If you continue to read, you save your life but potentially help sell something they kills so many more fluffies. What's it gonna be?

>>742792677
stories yes, only one picture on the booru though

>>742791399
yes

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>>742792648
Think we're good in/b/. I'd honestly rather see a fluff thread than another Trap or furfag one that constantly pops up. If that degenerate faggotry is allowed, then imaginary fluffballs being abused isnt as bad... Though that's not saying much since /b/ is really nothing more than a den fluff of closet faggots and pedos these days, more so than I remember.

>>742791267
>A fluffy that can read

KILL IT!

is Jerry here?

>>742792871
Huu huu...Choisie su hawd!

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>>742793254
Weak b8 m8.

>>742793385
Snap its neck.

>>742793300
Yeah, man. Real glad I don't have to make that decision. I'm a bitch, so I'd probably save my own skin.

>>742793011
NUU!!! NU WAN FOWEBAH SWEEPIES!

>>742793011
Hey man, they're useful. Like for reading gun ads.

>>742793493
Pwease nice wady, wet fwuffy go!

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>>742793098
beautiful

>>742793744
Now if we do that, we have to replace you. That what you want?

>>742794024
That fuckin smartass.

>>742794140
Yes, buh wet fwuffy wive!

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Sorry it's so big I just wanted to get something fun out for the eclipse. I'm going to redraw it digitally tomorrow.

Soon mummah and her special friend witness the eclipse

-Fluffyfoals

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>>742794319
right side up

>>742794247
Don't work that way, pumpkin. We have nowhere to keep you.

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Hello, it's your request pal! I was absent for so long because I was banned for posting fluffies, hehe. Will do some requests for you, but not too many today.

While you are coming up with your ideas think what could've caused such reaction from pillowfluff.

>>742794582
>>742794407
I just wish something good would happen to one of Alex's fluffies for once. His art style is rather cute.

>>742794434
Nuu huu huu!

>>742794671
So, you gonna keep reading for us?~

>>742794646
Obviously it was /trash/fag's return.

As for a request, can we get a fluffy's eyes getting burned from the eclipse?

>>742794646
A fluffy boxing match. Gloves, shorts, the whole shebang

>>742794902
Of course we can. But uh how eyes can burn from the Sun behind the Moon?

>>742794960
Will do.

>>742794785
Otay otay!

>>742795033
When the moon moves the sudden brightness causes your eyes to burn, as it can't adjust quickly enough to the light.

>>742794646
a fluffy getting decapitated while giving speshuw huggies

>>742795118
>Pat pat
That's a good fluffy.

>>742795171
Sure.