#solareclipsechallenge Let's get some dumbasses to try this

>>742775197
I have faith in this. It takes around 100 seconds for permanent eye damage to occur, so we could do something like "stare at the sun and count to 100".

>>742775362
It has potential ! Spread the word

Bump, I'm interested in this.

I have a video coming soon.

>>742775197
this is stupid, I looked directly at the son all the time when i was a kid. for way longer than a minute and a half. And there is nothing wrong with my eyes. My vision is still perfect.

>>742776737
me again. to let you know just how much I did it. I would look at the sun every day during lunch recess in elementary school for the entre duration of it. Because I was told not to.

>>742776737
that's because you looked at someone's son you pedophile

look at the SUN

>>742776923
don't be stupid you can go blind doin that shit.
and it aint no crime if you just looking

https://youtu.be/-pWw1NyFJDQ

>>742777194
Share this video around

>>742777194
Lol the apple logo

>>742777194
LMAO

>>742777194
Posting this on my snapchat story rn

>>742777194
>>742777289

mfw someone will do this, considering people did the "boiling water challenge"

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Solaire eclipse challenge?

>>742776886
Are you me?

I did the same and still have nearly perfect vision though. You will most likely look away out of boredom before damage can occur.

>>742775197
PLEASE make this a news story

I know phones have been ruined by shit like this but eyes are not as replaceable.....


apple might issue a public statement, and maybe it's market value might shift

do it niggers

MAKE THE GENIUS BAR AS BLIND AS THEY ARE DUMB

>>742777736
get

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>>742776886
And that is why some children need a beating once in a while
Even now does that stupid shit call for it

> HEY GUYS, I somehow survived my own >stupidity until now, without toooo much of a >lasting damage so I am right, be like me!

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OP here, post this everywhere or make a better one. I'm at work so I did something quick, let's goooo

>>742777972
" Record yourself staring for a minute "

>>742777777
where

>>742777972
>>742777194
We've got a video.

I cannot let this thread die. Bump

>>742777972
did some recruiting
i pass the torch on to all boards

>>742778416
Thank you. I think that this will seriously help. The eclipse will hit Oregon in about 2 hours, and it'll continue until about 4 hours from now.

>>742778528
>salem, oregon reporting in.
a lot of people high, and a lot of general horniness and stupidity amongst thousands of campers. PEOPLE WILL LOSE THEIR EYE SIGHT

Can anyone make a iPhone sized promo picture for this that might grab the attention of people who usually just flip through snapchat stories? I'd post it because I have hundreds of people who would potentially see it.

>>742778755
>do it hurry
>HURRY
>WE'VE GOT T-60 MINUTES UNTIL IT OFFICIALLY HITS

>>742778755
I'm working on it now. I'll get a 1080×1920 and a square image

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>>742778829
JEFFREY, WHERE'S THAT IMAGE???>>742777972
Wilfred, status report on likes on facebook???
>>742777194
GET THE VIDEO EVERYWHERE GEORGE!!!!

>>742779320
FACEBOOK!!!!! NOW!!!

>>742779320
Kek, Good shit

>>742779320
no only does it mention what to do and what not to do, it is only believable to our target audience, the apple cultists! make another one with a casual mention of a cash / iphone 8 reveal reward
mention something like, "with a new sun comes a new iphone

MARKET THE BITCH

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>>742779521
Get this shit out of here

>>742779521
wouldn't you rather have a news story about people going blind than try to do petty scams? get your affairs in order kiddo

>>742779320
Going on my story. A lot of normie retards will see this

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>>742777495
How grossly incandescent.

>>742779565
make another one and make me send the videos to apples twitter

imagine the horror

THE REWARD FOR COMPLETING IT IS EARLY PREVIEW OF IPHONE 8

>>742779698
*make the challengers send it their stream to apple

bump for potential x10000

>>742778872

>>742778872

>>742775197
its a bit late to start a trend right when the eclipse is happening dummy...

>>742779873
>make normies go blind and make apple seem the culprit

>make up conspiracy theories

>you decide faggot

>join us

someone reported the video and its gone, fuck you whoever did that, ruining the fucking fun

>>742779916
its happening all across the states

stand with your back to the sun and view eclipse with a mirror looking over your shoulder

>>742780001
still got the image

>>742775197
Boy I'm Bumping this

Guys, lets try twitter. Spam #Solareclipsechallenge

This deserves a bump

>>742780111
trips check

>do it

>>742779502
YouTube is taking down my videos

Second video, download it before it gets deleted
https://youtu.be/LSz1sGCW4ew

>ITT dumbasses who will go blind

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Post images too, not only hashtags

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It's working. Keep it up

>>742780415
yesssssss

more images please mention the reward use a leaked image of iphone 8

>>742780289
kek

Update: youtube video is down, just spam that shit on twitter and instagram they are full retards

>>742780289
edditing is a bit off but it may work.
You need dancing people at the end, every fucking normie ad has that at the end.

>>742780289
checked

nice one

>>742780289
yes
the more images / videos made the more real it will seem

>>742780289
Good editing anon.

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>>742780507
mfw we are gaining ground

>>742780629
faster than the spread of communism in asia

>>742780481
Just use I-phone 7 and strech iphone image a bit.
That's how all their phones are (make sure it's convincing).

>>742780629
I guess apple ads are lazy and i just never knew?

Shared on all social media stuffs bumpity bump bumps muh lady lumps

>>742780700
>>742780699
double dubs

GET TO WORK BEFORE IT OVER

NEW IMAGES CONTAIN PHRASE"100 SECONDS OF THE SUN, PREORDERS IPHONE 8 FOR 100$

Hahahahha this thread is great, how do i save or upvote for later?

>>742780882
PLS
WE ARE SO CLOSE

OP here, good job guys. Going just as planned.

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keep it coming, its fucking working

>>742780380
CREATE OC PLEASE ANYONE WITH PHOTOSHOP

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>>742780901
>save
>upvote

WITNESSED

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mfw this actually works

When posting on instagram, use more than one tag for maximum effectiveness

>>742781228
>USE THIS ADVICE

>TAG FAMOUS PEOPLE AND APPLE ITSELF

Ive seen /b/ harm lots of people in threads. I.e Skub, grow your own crystals, duct tape spoon, but never on a global scale, such as this. Good work /b/rothers, you make us proud.

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He warned us. But we didn't listen.

>>742781307
THANKS /B/ ROTHER

>>742781288
No, if apple catches on were using their logo theyll have a fucking conniption fit.

>>742775197
>>742779320
Don't be so cruel anon. Permanent eye damage is nothing to joke about.

>>742781360
good

we get media attention

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>>742780882
Boom.

>>742776737
Perfect! Say more stuff like this

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>>742781367

>>742781367
This is /b/, not the American Optometrist Association.

>>742781215
Normies are retarded.
That is a given.

>>742781412
nice one anon

>>742777194
Video taken down, help a nigger out and describe what happened

>>742781412
perfect,
share, tag everyone you can think of who is famous, if one of them pay attention to it, it will get bigger

change up the font / colaration of logo,. or any minor details so we have many forms of it

strike the naive!

>>742781595
>text
>text
>voideo of a fag looking at an eclipse, probably stolen from an /x/ fag
>text
>end

If we can target this toward children we may have a higher percentage of effectiveness

>>742781595
FUCK that, REPOST THE VIDEO...???

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WHAT DO YOU SEE?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GhoLAto8Vo

>>742781694
YES

CHANGE THE IMAGE TO 21 AND YOUNGER ONLY

>>742776737
What makes the sun so damaging during the eclipse, is that your pupils dilate and let more light in due to the partial darkness if it's not at least 85% or more totality.

>>742781694
instagram is the best one for that

>>742781694
Muslim children, gg.
Get em before they're terrorists.

>>742781763
ADD LIGHT CONTAINS ALL COLORS!

>>742781828
Oh shit.

#UnitedEclipse

>>742781694
what did children do to you
fucking faggot

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>>742781717
kek

>>742781897
TURNED IT INTO A HASHTAG

love you /b/

truly.

>>742781897
I like that and #EclipseOfUnity

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>>742775197

Find some way to tie this in with racism

I'm in Carbondale right now it's the best spot to see the eclipse if someone gets dubs I'll live stream

oh, /b/

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>>742782025
>mfw they realize blindness is the final solution to racism

>>742781964
This is ingenious.
get the coke-brained lib-tards to blind themselves and save us the trouble.
Perfect

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>>742782025
Better yet pose as a we wuz kangz page and post about how black eye sight is far superior to the whites

>>742782107
But we can still smell them

I just feel like people will think of the airline when they see #UnitedEclipse

>>742775197
Tfw I did this
> be me
> scared of bad vision
>look up natural ways to heal vision
>bates method said to palm eyes and look at the sun with eyes closed for 1 hr everyday
> did this
>vision permanently ducked up

>>742781460
fucking kek

>>742781307
this isn't global you nigger. America is the only country with the elipse

Idaho reporting in, it has begun

>>742781367
Yes it is, as long as it's not my eye damage

>>742782151
This.

>>742782301
>telescope
Nigga wat..

If they are stupid enough to fall for this shit they deserve it #solareclipsechallenege

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Did this upload yet? Use #EclipseOfUnity

>>742782120
see if you can do an LGBT colour palet.
Then push for #EclipseOfUnity#EclipseChallenge

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>>742775197
This is why god doesnt give you GFs, because you do bad things to others.

>>742775197
I was just thinking how many Retards are going to fuck up their vision today I am going to have some good lol's this week

>>742782771
That's why he gives us wives instead.

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Kek

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>>742782771
This is why we do bad things to others, because god doesn't give us gfs.

>>742782301
>>742782622

Fuck off Andy Sixx poster shill.
Go drown in your piss, you worthless cum rag.

>>742782867
Waifus*

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>>742782769

>>742775197
I'm staring right at it, and I'm perfectly fine.

...bc it's cloudy as fuck.

>mankind waits a hundred years to see total eclipse
>is thwarted by a whispy thin layer of gasses

>>742782900
I don't get that underwear. It's like a waist band and two leg bands. Do guys actually wear underwear like this? And why?

???

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>>742783062
>Perfect

>>742783156
It's a jock strap, and I have only seen men wear them in gay porn and in sports I was in. My last boyfriend wanted me to wear them it was a weird fetish. Not a fan.

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>>742782959
but thats not a punishment anon

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I think I found out who got my video removed

>>742783444
Trips chek'd
who the fuck is bunker blog?

>>742783444
Checked

>>742783444
How would you be responsible for that? Put it back up

>>742783444
ayy

>>742783444
kek

K Ë K

Put suntan on your eyes

Hurry up we need to do something big. How about "hold a magnifying glass up to your eye while looking at the sun"?

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>>742782900
so paying a fat nigger to fuk your ass is doing bad things to others?

>>742783908
fucking kek

>>742783908
You can see explosions on the sun happening that way

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>>742783990

>>742783908
Yeah, people will tooootalllllly do that. Faggot

>>742784096
Never underestimate the retardation of normies

inb4 /b/ permanently blinds a bunch of 10 year old kids

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Fuck

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>>742784175

>>742784096
No shit. Schools are herding kids inside and streaming the eclipse inside classrooms away from windows. The fear of eye damage has turned this eclipse into a nanny shitshow.

>>742784090
name? please anon?

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Black cock totally eclipses the sun.
White cock is unnoticeable

>>742784175
see
>>742784292

>>742784300
Beni Sisaki

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Black cock = total solar eclipse.
White cock = invisible in the sun

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>>742784307

>>742783444
Give them the ol' bridge argument. If you tell people to jump off a bridge, and they actually do it, you're not responsible because everyone should think for themselves.

Always gotta be some attention whore jew trying to shoehorn his cuck shit into every thread. What a faggot.

>>742784627
But children can't think

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>>742784467
>>742784525

I will share with 400+ people on a snapchat banter page

Any updates from Twitter ?

>>742784410
<3 u boo boo

>>742784246
African Ghanaian tribal dance

>>742784697
Go jump off a bridge.

>>742784627

But that didn't hold up in Carter's case. Apparently you get sent to jail for telling people to jump off bridges.

Posted to reddit and 9gag

dis gon b gud

>>742782684
>Charity

This is much more believable than Apple selling their new phone for $100

>>742784862
Who is Carter?

>>742785029
Google ''Michelle Carter''

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>>742784788

>>742783652
I appealed the decision and plan to reupload it when I can. Any more ideas?

>>742784862
>Spamming retarded messages on social media is totally the same as continuously convincing a supposed friend to commit suicide
The whiteknight is strong in this one

>>742785204
New account, same video

>>742777868
this is not a maisie williams thread

>>742782120
do you even understand palettes? fuck

>>742782684
The title should end with a full stop period.
Text should be gray #999999

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>>742785204

Any good songs that can be interpreted, Charles Manson style, to promote staring at the sun?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgiQD56eWDk

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>>742785633
White Sun- Doobie Brothers
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdiHSdDqKY

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>>742775197
this is actually working...

Where should I look to see results? Where are our efforts being targeted? Which platforms?

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heh

>>742785872
Twitter and Instagram you illiterate nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSz1sGCW4ew

Give a scholarship for kids who stare at the sun

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>>742775197
ECLIPSE IS FAKE NEWS!

>>742775197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmoW-gNjjXA

>>742786106
The Hellen-Kellar Foundation

>>742786098
Make one with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdiHSdDqKY
Or >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgiQD56eWDk

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>>742786134

>>742785986
fake and gay

>>742786218
I can see the beatles one working. Has that applel feel.

>>742786259
IKR?! Take a look for yourself, fag. =)
https://twitter.com/hashtag/solareclipsechallenge

Trend whatever you got. The shit is about to be happening. Im in east central timezone and there's only about an hour left.
GO GO GO!

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Who not even watching the eclipse here? Assuming you're in America.

>>742775197
i just saw a small round metallic object in the sky as soon as the eclipse started. should i be concerned?

>>742786379
you really think people would do that, tell lies on the internet? fucking normies man

>>742786502
Me. Why bother? So when every dipshit asks "Did you see the eclipse?" I can say "Yeah, that was cool." I can say that anyway without wasting my time.

>>742783908
Binoculars backwards provides protection.

>>742786502
because it's too cloudy so im going to an hero and live stream that instead

>>742786633
Believe me. They are.

>>742780415
holy shit /b/ you absolutely glorious monsters of men hahahahaha

>>742786502
I haven't left the house in 5 years. Too scared to step into the yard even. Not changing for some fucking eclipse

the beauty of this is that the only people this will affect really are liberal / leftist virtue signallers who follow any trend they think will make them look good. what a fucking brilliant way to fuck the left up, making them go blind as a result of their own virtue signalling.

>>742777868
Doing stupid shit and causing permanent damage to your body is what childhood is all about.

>>742786579
no need to worry anon, it's just your real parents come to tell you the truth about your heritage

>>742779320
>this will not hurt your eyes
>even if you feel a bit of pain

>>742787411
damn right praise le kek fellow kekistani! praise le god emperur!!! xDD

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>sun: not even once

>>742787411
I love it so much
Eclipse happening now right?

>>742787500
Both sides are all faggots
Also where did he say "kek" once in that sentence

>>742787520
fuck knows mate, UK fag here

>>742787585
we're all faggots here anon, praise kek

>>742787600
Same
I'm sure i just seen it on itv news though

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shit jus got real

>>742777065
Not into ruining someone's eyes and finances.
I gave myself lattice degeneration by doing this shit. Protect your eyes, all it takes is 5 secs for irreversible damage to occur.

>>742787745
where abouts you from? runcorn fag here

I think the eclipse lasts for about 3 hours and it's already been going on for an hour or so

>>742787798
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

doubly as funny because I'm wearing no pants atm

>>742787825
Liverpool
ITV news just said right now it's the couple of minutes where it's safe to look with the naked eye

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>>742787798
Lost.

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here for the uk lads

>>742787960
let's hope more niggers follow this trend too, then maybe europe stands a chance

>>742775197
Guys i think i just burned my retina display

>>742787907
>goes eclipse watching naked

>>742787798
What a historic moment. This only happens once every 100 years

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I'm reporting all you to the fbi

>>742788233
>once every 100 years
exactly why this plan needs to work for ultimate keks

>>742788295
We're all on their watch list already.

>>742788295
>implying 4chan isn't secretly ran by the FBI

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>>742781353
you fockin monster

>>742787798
kek

>>742781353
Simpsons did it!

>>742775197
Guise my third eye is going crazy. Something big is about to happen

Any results?

>>742788728
well if the world ends I'll die exactly how I want to

browsing /b/ with my dick in my hand

Saw a flat earther post something about it being a hoax. We should spread it as round earth propaganda and get all those fucking morons to go blind.

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>>742788505
theirs still some that believe it isn't
saying that, what does it matter?

it only matters if you're a pedo, or say your off on a killing spree

>>742788792
Shit. Man your cocks everyone.

>>742781915
What haven't they done? Fucking faggot

>>742787798
I lol'd out loud

>>742776737
Can confirm, looking at the sun is completely harmless. Btw if there was no sun there would be no life.
If you have a DSLR camera it looks even better through the viewfinder

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>>742787798
kek