Waifu thread
Too lazy to find my pasta edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_hAge7BTPg
>>742771183
>>742771183
This shitposting is bananas.
saint celestine is claimed, hands off heretics
>>742771183
No lol
Is that truly the only thing that will make you happy? What could they have possibly done to you to make you so angry.
Still here
and
>>742771161
Oh. That sucks too. Internet is expensive yeah
>>742770780
Lol who are you?
>>742771238
Dude I'm angry a lot too but over something like this is a legitimate cause for concern. Do you have any close friends to talk to? You should talk to them.
>>742771238
friendly remider to
REMAIN
UPSET
Pray
>>742771397
Pray that jack will stop cutting his wrists with that edge
>>742771291
Its not actually so bad to not have internet, i haven't had it in 3-4 years. I think it helped me escape depression to be honest.
All
Fucking
Alicefags
Must
Fucking
Hang
>>742771432
How so.
>>742771367
I miss that flag. It's a shame so many fags blindly follow it and use it for their own agenda these days. If it were my way they'd all be put down first for being a disgrace.
Hell I'd even negotiate with the rest, we're so technologically advanced I don't think annihilating one specific race is even possible anymore, nor is true peace.
>>742771461
What did Alice do to you?
>>742771357
I just did yesterday and gonna do today in a few hours but thats not changing shit. They are saying the same shit Bebop does.
>>742771272
As I said thats a long and an old story.
>>742771367
Fret not for I ALWAYS AM
>>742771364
You'd like a break, wouldn't you, alicefag? There are no brakes on the rage train. The bananas are actually helping. A great deal.
>>742771461
OH GOD IT BURNS
>>742771417
Amen.
>>742771461
Hello Magneto.
>>742771519
Well the eclipse will be directly over my house in 4hours6mins so I have time for your tale.
>You can use that info to dox me
I almost forget about the stock market today, opening in 15minutes!
>>742771364
I might check it out then.
>>742771579
This post is absolutely fucking retarded.
>Neptune
P-pathetics.
I tried to sleep.
Im still trying to.
But what feels like the point they numbed my face this morning is just pain.
>>742771499
I was a layabout and got pretty close to becoming an hero but I got more outdoorsy and spent more time with my friends after I lost internet. I miss anime though, but I've been reading manga and light novels so its all good.
>>742771648
Yours was meant to be better?
>>742771649
Same shit different day. Shouldn't you be getting ready for the day?
>>742771645
Can't miss out on that shit Red Jew
See you join an avatarfag thread and almost miss something like that.
>>742771579
My tale is my own. I don't need pity, sympathy, I don't need anything from anyone so I'm not saying shit. I know my reasons. Nobody else have to.
whops
>>742771556
Not
That
Faggot
You
Faggot
>>742771585
He isnt even squirming
>>742771672
Poor rory. I dont get the last bit
>>742771703
I prefer reading to watching. Much better at my own speed and turning pages.
>>742771579
You live in Orlando
>>742771519
What about Alice threads can cause such a passionate hate?
>>742771752
That's a neat way of saying
> If I type it out it'll only show people that I'm even more petty and pathetic than they originally thought
>>742771752
money over everything, jacky boy
I am just trying to understand you and hear you out, keeping everything to yourself isn't healthy. Trust me, just look at me.
>>742771805
You couldn't be more off. Literally the other side of the country.
>>742771848
nice
>>742771519
Jack...Don't take it personally, but wouldn't be better to use the group to talk about these things? Really, doing so here it's pretty pointless and all these alucefags being lured on the waifu threads make me sick.
>>742771802
He's reaching for the rope though, so it's at least an attempt
>>742771826
It's not about the threads. As i understand it he's known alice longer than the threads have been a thing.
mine
>>742771802
Yeah I read all of FMA manga in 2 days. I ts kind of a pain to find good manga and LN without paying too much. I read online when I've got high speed data though.
>>742771884
Here is your waifu gaylord
All
Fucking
Alicefags
>>742771802
I got a filling this morning before work.
>>742771965
Squirming forces more pressure on the lower back in that position if the hold is correct. In a wrestling bout reaching for the ropes is the smarter option.
Must
Fucking
Hang
>>742771985
Still ridiculous, unless she did something personal like dox.
>>742771965
He isn't crawling though or squirming his back half any. I think he likes it.
>>742772015
I read that way back in the day. Yeah I read mostly online for the last few years. I do have money now though. Currently reading some other stuff right now.
>>742772068
Oh. I dont like the drill
>>742772068
Hey Rory, I heard you had some nice drinks in your stash, mind showing? I could show you mine.
>>742772026
The guy I'm looking for doesn't have blonde hair
>>742771985
>>742772113
The threads were a thing since 2007, but it was a different Alice. Jack hates the Alice "idea" because he's one of those edgelords who believes /b/ is only made for hate, not love.
>>742772026
Thats a big clity
>>742772068
Exactly
>>742772152
Nah he doesn't squirm his lower half because that poses a greater risk of injury. If he squirmed to much and messed up he could seriously injure his back or legs
Don't tell me he gave up..
>>742772113
I believe only murder could make someone so angry for so long and Alice is not capable of that personally.
>>742772113
I just hate Alice for being a pretentious cunt. It would had been funny if she just did it for shits and giggles but she's just going too far with this goody two-shoes act while being all mighty about it.
>>742772152
I'd love if we could get more Watamote manga, it really started to pick up. I used to read Blue Exorcist but I kinda moved on while waiting for the next volume
>>742772163
My stash is mostly drained. But have what I consider my best.
>>742772152
Im fine with the whole thing. I still have 3 root canals and a filling to go, judging by the treatment plan.
>>742772236
Its pretty much one of the staple and iconic holds.
>>742772194
That makes sense
>>742771826
Its a vortex of lies and hypocrisy.
>>742771878
k
>>742771879
First a mod on 4chan then the next Soros, you are going to places.
I don't like talking about it. Makes me even more angry. I'm already at boiling point. I'll have to leave soon.
>>742771961
I am not saying any detail in here worry not. Let the alicefags come, let them sicken those who are not already convinced.
>>742772236
I think his first instinct would be to make that short gap. Look at how close he is. Unless they do there wrastling all the time
>>742772307
I should get them in book form. Never really was interested in blue exorcist
>>742772381
Ugh that sucks. Too much time with peoples hands in your mouth
>>742772381
Yep yep, it's basically the armbar of the lower half
>>742772194
Alice is pathethic. She doesnt even give good advice. She is just listening to people which are crying the whole time and says them obvious things. And then this retarded stuttering online and those pictures which make me cringe. If she were a guy she were already billiger to suicude die being that cringe and retarded
>>742772306
Really? There are plenty better people to hate, Alice is a smallfry. Besides, don't you think its pretentious to try and wage war against a sub community because of your own belief in the righteousness of your hate?
>>742772491
Anyone with two braincells to rub together can see that. She made that patreon to get some money off the poor fucks too. Vortex of lies and hypocrisy indeed. Its such a fucking shame that we are mostly surrounded by bloody idiots.
>>742772429
It might be the way you worded it but now I'm confused. Can you try explaining?
>>742772429
I let the trained professionals do their job. I pay them well enough.
>>742772466
I like me some pro wrestling, but goddamn has it gone downhill.
>multiple wasted talent
>some worthy of pushes just not getting them
>WHY IS ASUKA NOT ON SMACKDOWN
Have a good day everyone and don't forget to watch the eclipse if you're NA and have the proper glasses for it!
>>742772306
Sounds like some heavy stuff when you only clarify those points. I give out advice to a lot of people daily and usually aim for the best but in the end don't really give a fuck if the person somehow died from what I told them or not. This is the internet and at the end of it all this is /b/, there's literally text saying "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
I hope every idiot who ventures on here dies like all those people did years ago from the make your own crystal bullshit.
>>742772417
I recently made contact with pharma bro Martin Shkreli(surprisingly easy to get in touch with) and have been discussing things with him, real chill dude.
You should add me on steam if you want to talk about it elsewhere, I'd like it if you did. I'm going to go play the stock market for an hour then sleep till eclipse, have a good one Jack!
>>742772491
Would it really surprise you to know that is what most people pay others to do? To just listen and tell them the obvious that isn't so obvious to them?(since they're blinded from it)
What if you guys stop taliking and worshiping alice out of his threads?
This is just retarded
>>742772381
Fuck, filesize too big. Will show mine later.
>>742772550
Hi
>>742772583
I mean he doesnt wrestle right? So why wouldnt he try to crawl.
>>742772590
Still I wouldnt like that not one bit
>>742772600
Okay, have a good one. Shkreli is one of the greatest trolls of our time, make him your mentor
>>742772627
Nobody here worships that piece of shit.
>>742772429
Its decent, I only really picked it up because my friend gave me the first 3 volumes for free. Ever read/watch Toradora?
>>742771961
Ow hey, you're back again
>>742772491
Most people's problems have obvious solutions. The ones that don't, she gives more in depth information. You seem really autistic, too.
>>742771169
AGRIAS!!!
>>742772679
Hi Tomoko o/ Seems like i didn't arrive qt the best of times because drama as usual...How are you? It's been a long time since i talked to you, don't wanna miss anything important about you u.u
>>742772716
Hey Junko
>>742772678
I had a swig to remember. I now remember why I love it and its $150 per 500 ml.
>>742772679
I trust doctors to know what they're doing. I trust a barista to know how to make coffee. I trust myself, and cooks in restaurants, to know how to cook. I dont see how allowing someone to do their job and make your mouth healthier, stronger and longer lasting needs to be feared.
>>742772417
How the fuck can you be this MAD over almost NOTHING?
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG, BROSKI.
Back in the day you committed this bullshit on the daily, and were a cringy laughing stock when others tried to help you.
Remember back then? or have you been blinded by your rage over letters on a screen? Like I GET you want to be memorable as Alice, and maybe someday be as good as her, but you'll never get there acting like this.
You get worse and less memorable every year.
>>742772745
Those people all know their solutions unless they are really retarded. These sperglords just want attention from a women. And Alice wants attention from them. Its just one big circle of masturbation. And this online stuttering and cosplay ... I dont even know howto describe how fucking retarded you have to be to stuttering when you are writing. Did her parents smoke too much crack while pregnant?
>>742772679
It's kinda hard to move in that hold, especially when the one keeping you in that hold has their feet firmly planted like she does. That's why he's trying to reach for the rope
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>742771767
Pink
>>742772716
Waiwaiwait hold on, Junko are you in an /r9k/ server perhaps?
I'm going to do it! Starting today, I'm going to study hard and be a fantastic witch!
>>742772989
It's called roleplaying bro. Her predecessor did it, so she does it too. It's just part of the Alice thing and you're taking it way too seriously and raging over nothing, like a true autist.
>>742772590
I'm not too big a fan of pro wrestling but I am a fan of military combatives and MMA.
>>742773074
Oh wait, are we talking about Alice I'm all up in that, too!
>>742772705
I think I was supposed to read it but forgot to,
>>742772785
It seems rather unimportant what they are on about. Im awake I guess. I think its been a week or two yeah. Nothing really happens. Have today off from work so thats nice
>>742772911
Because sitting through it is a pain and I dont like doctors in general
>>742773012
How long was he in it?
>>742773074
Uh have fun
>>742772939
>Alice
>good
Burn in hell sodomite
You false idol worshipper
Believer of lies
You immense fucking faggot
>>742772600
I just don't like fake people. Don't try to act like someone that you're not.
I especially hate it when they are persistent about their fake personalities eventhough it was already pointed out.
>>742773075
You asked why everyone hates alice. And now you try to strawman me. Nice try. I dont give a fuck about the trap
>>742772906
Heyo
>>742773070
I don't think I am?
>>742773068
Hey! How's your day?
>>742773204
I didn't ask why everyone hates Alice at all, you got the wrong person
>>742772939
>>742772939
I never let anyone help me- I don't give a fuck about what you think. I don't give a shit about internet fame. I proved that on multiple occasions especially back then. I do this for myself. I do this because I hate that cunt than fucking anything dead or alive.
And I'm starting to be reminded why. THAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. My head hurts like shit. I'm out.
>>742773215
I'm being a lazy piece of shit at only just got out of bed
>>742773151
They've got the whole LN series for free on Baka Tsuki. One of my favorites, Taiga was my first waifu until I got into Spice & Wolf
>>742773151
the gif shows just about how long he was in it for. It wasn't too terribly long since this was just a transitional bit where he said something stupid about her appearance
>>742773215
How've you been?
>>742773289
Join the club!!
>>742773387
Good but bored, you?
>>742773381
Hey Minami!!
>>742773412
Heya, how's it going?
>>742773291
I dont read LN really. Lots of people do like those 2 characters
>>742773381
Yeah probably would be struggling. What did he say?
https://youtu.be/-Kqf6vtQmPQ
>>742773412
I'm faring well, played some of Ni no Kuni up till you go through Trial of The Sage.
>>742773151
I'm sorry if i didn't come to talk to you for an entire week, but lately i've been having a plethora of issues that made me feel awful, so i wanted to stay away from the threads for a while. I'm glad to hear everything's still fine, already have plans on how to spend your special day off? ^.^
>>742773215
Nevermind if i asked you, sorry, is just that there is another person that used your avatar just like you and said they know me so i thought it was you.
>>742773476
iirc it was something about her chest or something along the lines of, "Wow I didn't know you could actually look like a girl!"
And he is struggling, he's struggling for the rope since if he grabs that he's free
>>742773476
Yeah, I was pretty surprised when I first checked out waifu threads and saw they don't get claimed.
>>742773575
I dont really expect you to come every day or anything. Anytime you feel like it is fine. Hope you feel better. Just sit around at home. Maybe see the eclipse I guess
>>742773639
Well deserved but I guess he is right too. I know that but I meant his whole body
>>742773660
They do. People just leave.
>>742773844
She's just slightly tomboyish is all and if he moved his whole body it ran a big risk of injuring his back so it's just better to try and struggle with your upper body. There's multiple ways out of holds like that but in that situation just keep your legs still and reach
>>742773575
Well, all my Junko imagery has a name so it's easy to recognise me.
>>742773561
Nice comrade!
>>742773459
Pretty well so far, what about you?
>>742773259
Nah, you're not out. You'll come back to read this thread and farm (You)'s. You wouldn't avatarfag and stand out if you were doing it for yourself, you are literally an attention whore screaming out wanting something beneficial and meaningful, but doing nothing of the sort besides being butthurt over other avatar people.
So fine, come back again and play I'm Butt Hurt on /b/: New Game+
>>742773844
Yeah, I've been considering whether or not to stay here myself. There's some cool people though. I just drop in when I'm bored.
>>742771238
>>742773962
Doing alright, just got home from work a bit ago and relaxing. Checked my email and all my figurines are shipping out now and should be here in a few days so I'm pretty excited
>>742773962
Played any good vidya lately?
>>742774050
Well glad you enjoy your time here
>>742773844
I do feel better now that you asked me, thank you ^.^ You didn't have to but you did...Oh, can i ask you something? I don't live in America, so if you do see the eclipse could you perhaps maybe take me a picture of it? >///<
>>742773962
And on top of what you mentioned then t person doesn't say comrade as much as you do, so i should've expected it wasn't you, you're so unique and i still managed to confuse you with someone else...
If you were curious about Jack's back story, here it is!
>>742774285
Yeah, its pretty chill in waifu threads most of the time.
I thought Alice was a girl ; ~ ;
>>742774510
You thought right
>>742774469
nobody cares
>>742774418
That is good. Its not the full eclipse over me only 75 percent or something. Its supposed to happen in a few hours so I guess I can then. Not sure how good of a quality it will be.
>>742774510
Ha nice meme
Jokes on you spammers, I enjoy rekt threads
>>742774670
>>742774548
S-so which is i-it? ; ~ ;
>>742772068
You get dazed for a filling?
>>742774704
100% biological girl
>>742775005
what is zgk? ; - ;
>>742774582
Don't worry, what makes the picture special isn't the quality, it's the person that took it! And i'd be very much honored if you were that person...Though i feel like it's a bit unfair of me to first leave you for a week and then ask you this as soon as i return, sorry, really.
>>742775005
>>742775066
I mean I wasnt here much for the week and Im going to be looking at the eclipse anyways so its no big deal really.
>>742775145
Monster
I still don't get 100% of this drama, but I do feel a little bit bad for that alice girl
>>742774418
I'm so unique? Lol thank you.
>>742774132
Not really, mostly just the same games.
>>742774091
Great to hear! Any good ones you ordered?
>>742775426
Alice is a complete sociopath, I wouldn't feel bad for her if I were you
>>742775426
Yeah, I ordered these 3
>>742775475
>>742775426
>>742775426
>>742775495
I am extremely excited, these arethe first figurines I've ever bought and I've wanted to get them for years
>>742775404
Eh? What'd i do?
>>742775465
(citation needed)
>>742775426
Why not try new ones? There's plenty of good vidya to play.
>>742775465
Well, I don't know her so I guess I'll pick her side for the time being just to be safe.
>>742775539
The 2nd one is great! I myself don't collect figurines and only have 1 I won a few years ago in some contest
>>742775615
Because I'm a bit too busy with moving to fully go dive into a completely new game. And because I'm preparing my waller for the coming months
>>742775369
Hm...Work must really be weighting on you a lot lately if it made you stop posting for a while, i don't think i have ever asked you, but what is your job?
>>742775426
In your own special way! Every person is u.u
>>742775785
Yeah the 2nd one is really nice, it doesn't show it in the image but she's holding 2 bento boxes behind her back because the figurine itself is based off of one of my favorite episodes from season 1. To be completely honest though I'm equally excited for all of them
>>742775824
I just dont post in the days at all. I hit about 40 something hours a week. Between that tank game and final fantasy I am pretty busy. I work fast food. It sucks.
>>742775824
Thanks I guess, it just sounded a bit like an insult at first
>>742775894
I think I remember that episode ,I really liked the show and was hoping for a season 3 back then. Haven't really tried to rewatch it though
>>742775465
Idk she was nice to me and gave me advice on the subject. She even offered to help me with video editing, but still I don't trust her to handle my IP enough to send it to her so I respectfully declined. I suppose if I wanted to see if she was a sociopath, I could send her a link to my content and see if she posts it here to shame me.
>>742775785
Oh, that makes sense. Moving is a pain.
>>742775965
I may not be a religious man, and I may have read all the way to the most current manga and read the light novels. But I pray every night for a season 3. The quality of the shows animation was great, the voice actors for all the characters are amazing at what they do and by god I want more gifs of Minami
>>742775475
>>742775495
>>742775539
Thanks for reminding me that my waifu doesn't have figurines.
>>742776093
>work
bitch you said you are going on a holiday
>alice lying
nothing new under the sun
>>742776093
Hi again! Mind if I ask what chat? I'm bored and this looks fairly interesting
>>742776017
Nah, it's not that bad, I just have many small moments of time so I can't really play anything with a deep story.
>>742776151
I hardly remember the voices tbh, I just found the show very funny, especially with that FFF group and Mussolini guy
>>742776220
I'm sorry to hear that, who's your waifu?
>>742776280
anekiho.me/chat2
>>742776321
Kumiko.
>Feel free to come to our c-chat anytime.
Well, well. Isn't it a perfect time to get some more eyes and ears in there. You are getting sloppy alice.
>>742775934
Hey! Everyone has to start somewhere, right? You'll eventually move out to something better, this is just that temporary job until you'll find a better one. Though...Since you mentioned it i'm a bit curious now, as a staff member of a fast food have you ever seen other coworkers messing with the food? I'm asking just because of all the fast food stories i read on /b/.
>>742775965
Oh sorry, i didn't mean it as an insult, just as a way to say that everyone is special and unique.
>>742776280
That's a shame, there are some good games without much story that fare on gameplay alone though.
>>742776337
Ehh... I don't have an account, sorry
>>742776535
Nah it's fine lol, I mistook it after all
>>742776543
That's why I've mostly been playing online games
>>742776280
Yeah Mussolini and the FFF are really funny! I remember the voices simply because I've watched the series multiple times, and on top of that I used to stream on twitch in my free time and made custom follower and host notifications of Minami and certain voiceline (A bit obsessive I know)
>>742776395
That actually really surprises me that she has no figurines. She seems like a popular character, though i've never seen that anime so I might be wrong
>>742776535
I dont know what I want to do. I havent seen anyone mess with food no. The people that work there just want to make money and go home.
>>742776577
put in a name without a password, that's how you log in as a guest
>>742776777
Tried it, got a 'invalid username' notification
>>742776586
Nah, it's dedication
>>742776501
Not that sloppy. Guests are blocked.
>>742776777
See above.
>>742776946
I guess, I mean i'm pretty proud of the follower one because I had to take the green sheet of the animation frames from the baka and test PSP game
>>742776946
>>742777043
And turn it into this
>>742776946
If you enter in and plan to stay there for a while i suggest you to avoid any touchy drama stuff that could upset the mods.
>>742776667
Naisu, it's better that what i expected then. And wow that really tells a lot about how the employers treat you guys...I imagine the job must be pretty stressful too. I could never do it with my fear of interacting with people.
>>742777043
>>742777071
Speaking of which I NEED this game. I think there was some group that was trying to translate it to english a while ago. I need to check up on that and if they have completed it then I'm gonna have to download a PSP emulator and you'll probably never see me again
This is the host notification
>>742777133
Or avoid being overall garbage.