YLYL: Greentext Edition

>>742762097
bump

>>742762097
kek moar

>>742762097
bump

Goodbye thread.

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>Start a thread, don't even post 2 files related...

>>742762573
TopKek

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this is a classic

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Bumping for more.

>>742762718
Fucking hell im in class can't stop laughing

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>>742762760
i remember that thread, im glad that i witnessed that

>>742762573
How do you hide posts

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>>742762956
alt+f4

>>742762613
Fake>>742762834
lying newfag

>>742762893
really nigga?

>>742762893
asshole cuntface

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>>742762760
Good shit

>>742763086
>Being a pussy

>>742762956
You sit on them and they disappear. If you need a demonstration ask your dad.

>>742763231
(x)__(x) damn

>>742762893
ok jeez don't have to be so mean

>>742762952
My sides man...

>>742763430
Kek, some insecure fag censored the gay blowjob. I can hear them.
>"I'm too straight to have something like *this* on my computational device."
>"I enjoy penetrating the female muscle canal."

>>742763577
I swear to god, the next time I go out drinking, I'll ask my friend if he's "penetrated his female companion's muscle canal" lately and I'll just enjoy his reaction...

>>742762893
g

>>742763652
If he answers with anything other than "On the daily, strictly platonic comrade" he may be a closeted gay.

>>742762997
Legendary but tl;dr all of it.

>>742763736
Have we discovered the ultimate closeted gay test?

>>742763808
It would seem platonic friend, it would seem...

>>742763857
Fuck it, I'm messaging him now, I don't give a shit if it's 6 AM right now...

>>742763577
it was posted on a blue board, therefor had to be censored

>>742762893
Meme'd again XDDDD

>>742762524
Something similar happened in the part of London I was living in a few years ago.
>Living in a niceish part of london that borders a really rough part of the city
>Homeless people from rough part come to our suburb and beg outside the supermarkets especially the sainsburys
>Generally see the same homeless people all the time, pretty cool people with pretty who have lives pretty depressing lives
>Manager of the Sainsburys is a friend of mine
>He constantly gives stuff to the homeless people even though hes not supposed to (expired goods that are still edible for e.g)
>gives them change when he has it smokes and is always happy to give them cigarettes
>new homeless dude starts showing up, really aggressive starts harassing people, is obviously has mental problems
>This goes on for a few months with the crazy guy
>One day asks friend for money, friend says he doesn't have any, crazy homeless dude attacks him, guy ends up in hospital
>Find out a few days later that the night after the attack the crazy guy had his sleeping bag doused in lighter fluid and set alight with him inside it
>Police suspect other homeless people were at fault but not enough evidence to charge anybody
>Friend is concerned that he is to blame and starts becoming a little wary of the homeless people he helps
I moved like 2 months after and never found out who did it though i am pretty sure I know who it was.

>>742763909
I guess, but you can change yotsuba style to yotsuba b.

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>>742763947
>sleeping bag and lighter fluid
Oh shit, flashbacks to this beauty...

>>742762893
>gayyyy

>>742763577
For some reason I read that with a British accent.

>>742762715
Jokes on you, i don't even watch the show

>>742764144
It is a well known fact that British people read dictionaries when they're a kid so they can use longer words to confuse others.

>>742762715
I see your bad spoiler and raise you, by the end of episode 2 next season Tormund, Podrick, Rhaegal, Littlefinger, Meera and Bran will all be dead.

>>742764192
You got me there. I used to jack off in a closet when I was a kid....

>>742762715
already watched faggot

>>742762893
bastard

>>742763326
i kek'd way too hard at this

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>>742763326

>>742762715
Not watching that show has probably been the best tv related decision of my life. I'm really slow with watching tv shows and I wouldve been so fucking mad by now with how many times that show has been "spoiled" for me.

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>>742764715
My god I remember that show.

>>742765126
Fucking kek

>>742765126
i lost lmao

>>742764352
Littlefinger dies next week.

>>742765557
Battletoads was a grim day for retail workers...

Bump of life

>>742765126
I need that recipe too

Bumperino

>>742762893
Fuuuuuuuck you

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>>742767282
wat

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Keep this thread going, it passes my time at work

>>742767420
gtfo withyour feels, I came here to ylyl

>>742767420
I expected to laugh, but I got feels instead...

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>>742762097
dumb niggA

>>742767652
kek, long live potatoman

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>>742767282
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>742762893

>>742765126
WHAT'S THE FUCKING RECIPE?

>>742762893
Dik

>>742762573
imagine throwing pokeball at his nearly dead body lol

>>742767715
Fucking hell I really enjoyed this

>>742768104
Omfg KEK. Or leaving pokemon balls/stuffed animals on his grave.

>>742762097
up

>>742762780
Why would a crusader praise the sun?

>>742762893
pls no

>>742762893
>.gif
>faggots still fall for this

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>>742762097
Screencap too?

>>742765542
damn, now i can never watch game of thrones because i cant handle seeing my boy CIA die again

>>742768756
Yesterday.
Anyone got Op drinking horseshit, than sticking his face in it while fucking a fleshlight from yesterday? Maximum cash.

>>742769003
I was in that thread. Hello, Anon.

>>742768756
that's beautifull

>>742762715
Ur late fag

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>>742767553
>>742767566
Shit sorry lads. On my phone I don't really have a preview when uploading.
Let's try again

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>>742769122
Nice get.
11/10 thread.

>>742762613
Gold
thank you for posting this

>>742764192
or how about you learn more than two hundred words you commie jackanapes

>>742762715
who the fuck is thoros?

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>>742762097

>>742762893
fucker

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>>742762097

>>742762097

This is gold. Bump

>>742762893
Cunt

>>742763998
It's from a /v/ thread. /v/ is a blue board.

>>742762715
You like spoiled things in your lunchbox?

>>742762715
i dont even watch that shit of a show

>>742762997
worth the read

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1/3

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>>742763889
Post results homo

>>742771606
Post all of it.

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>>742771606
>>742771801

2/3

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>>742771824
3/3

The full livesteam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UW99Mltn6E

>>742762756
Actually fuckin lost to this stupid shit

>>742762944
Checkd and kekd

>>742771876
Thank you.

>>742771876
holy shit I fucking lost

>>742768697
Waste of time

OC
Pre-typed


>be me
>really short guy, like 5'4", not much going for me in the looks department either
>khv autist
>not rich but not a poorfag either, live with my brother in a shitty 2 bedroom flat
>we have a business together, going to people's houses and doing handiwork like unblocking toilets and shit
>pay is ok and I'm not as much of a dweeb as my lanky ass brother, was quite content
>anyway, one day we get a callout, and I picked it up
>got there to see this huge fuck-off mansion, I mean like 12 bedrooms, loads of land, that sort of thing
>why the fuck are they calling me out and not getting some proper professional, idk
>knocked on the door and this really pretty girl answered, long blonde hair and this cutsey pink dress
>apparently she lives alone, parents died when she was younger
>she was basically brought up by the estate staff members
>all the staff had dwarfism, and were spotty as hell
>weird as fuck, maybe she had some fetish idk
>kinky

>>742772920

>she never really had to do much around the house, one of those bitches who doesn't get the real world
>she showed me the bathroom, and I unblocked her sink (not a euphamism), just put some draino down it, easiest $60 of my life
>anyway, we get talking and somehow she seemed really into me
>said my accent was cute, liked my moustache
>omfgthisishappening.jpg
>I'm a massive beta but pluck up the courage to ask for her number, literally never dated a girl before
>she said she doesn't use mobile phones (something about radiation, yeah she was dumb as fuck)
>told me to write to her
>not sure if she was telling me to fuck off, but wrote her a cute letter when I got home
>kept sending messages back and forth, went to her mansion sometimes, idk what we really talked about, bitch was thick as fuck, but hot so I didn't care

>>742772947

>only problem was she had a lot of baggage
>opened up to me one day about how she was raped when she was younger, this fucking slimey reptilian guy she went out with once forced her down
>her eyes glazed over a bit, said his dick was huge and it really hurt
>tfw I have a 5" dick :(
>whetever, I mentioned this to her and she said she perferred smaller dicks anyway
>yeah sure ok
>one problem was that we never actually had sex though, she said she was still getting over what happened to her
>this chick was a 10/10, whatever, I can wait
>she was a massive princess anyway, never did shit for me, would probably just starfish so wasn't too fussed that we didn't have sex
>anyway, one day she wrote me a letter asking me over the next day to do some baking with her
>pretty sweet date tbh
>anyway, I got to her mansion, and knocked on the door, nobody answered
>went round the back to find one of her estate dwarfs
>he told me he didn't know where she was
>fucking toad, it's his fucking job to know

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>>742771876
What isbso funny about it?

>>742772972

>she gave me a key a while back, so I went inside
>called her name, no answer
>checked the kitchen to see if she was setting stuff up for baking, not there
>went round all the rooms in her house, eventually got to the master bedroom
>heard weird sounds coming from inside
>opened the door, and saw the biggest fucking guy I've ever seen on top of her
>she was screaming, couldn't tell whether she was enjoying it or not
>guy was making some pretty fucking weird roaring sounds
>not exaggerating, that dick was like 12 inches, thick as hell too
>they hear the door open and he pulls out
>omg anon help me this guy is raping me
>adrenaline kicked in

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>>742772993

>literally ran over to him and grabbed him by the dick, didn't know what else to do
>pulled it hard and tried to swing him round
>there was blood coming out
>guy let out this beastly roar and ran out of the room, glad he didn't hit me
>bitch broke down sobbing, said it was that guy who raped her before, told me he broke in
>told her it was ok and that I loved her
>she kissed me on the nose, said 'thanks so much anon, I'm so lucky to have you
>tfw still no sex
>anyway, about a month later I walked in on her with the same guy
>gave me the same story, question is should I believe her?
>tfw being cucked by a greasy lizard
>tfw bowser
>pic unrelated

>>742762573
Fiction/10

>>742768756
yea that is just fanfuckingtastic
all her accounts are deleted roflmao lol brb XD

>>742762573
Magnitude 9!

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>>742764144

>>742773051
>>literally ran over to him and grabbed him by the dick, didn't know what else to do
Kek

>>742771285
>be secret girlfriend
I finally lost

>>742763577
Fag

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http://sleekdong.com/

>>742769003
Witnessed, there where quite a few good threads yesterday.

Can someone post the pineapple greentext.

>>742762832
You must be 12

>>742762893
Really.nignog

>>742770105
>>742774042
This is the insecure faggot who censored the pic

>>742763577
>I wish that the gay blowjob wasn't censored, this cap would be so much better if I had full view of a man being sucked off by another man
faggot

>>742762715
nice try, faggot

>>742774491
Your words, not mine faggot.

>>742774491
>overcompensating
>overcompensating
>overcompensating

>>742770250
I think he's the guy that rescues Jon

>>742774211
I am nice single 1s

>>742771876
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DICKS
That was amazinh

>>742774580
>>742774643
that's right, scurry back to the closet where you belong, homosexuality is an abomination and it's normalisation should be fought at every moment

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Contribute niggers

Anybody have the classic Sims greentext? The one where it takes 8 ingame hours to run out of.

>>742768697
Literal autism. How the fuck didn't she leave you after one week of clapping like a fucking retard?

>>742774953
Kek I'm shaming you, faggot.

>>742762893
Fuck

>>742763998
Mentions in the story that it's /v/

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>>742771876
brilliant

>>742762760
fug, this reminds me how old I am and how long I have been wasting my time here.

I could have mastered some skill, I could have learned to play some instrument, but instead I just participate in those threads almost daily.

My life is trully fucked.

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>>742768756
20/10

Good job, boys

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bump

>>742762893
The dragon dies

>>742764352
ye right, Bran will not die ever

>>742773700
I always lose it at
>slippery dippery long mover

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>>742762718

https://youtu.be/-i886pP5klo

>>742762722
classic!

>>742762952

Holy shot, reading this in the shower laughing my dick off, it just fell off and slid down the drain.

>wherever the demon goes, the box of L'unch follows

>>742772920
don't read this. it's not worth it

>>742770056
lost

>>742776504
Lost.

>>742762893
Here we are again

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>>742775347
underrated

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>>742762644
I was fucking there for this thread holy fuck I cannot read that thing without fucking dying.

>>742769723
I laughed thanks anon

>>742762722
If I'm ever in anon's situation, I'm doing this.

>>742762893
fuck

>>742767715
goddamn man. this is fucking great

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>>742762097

>>742762483
Shows what you know

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>>742762893

>>742777490
Underrated.

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>>742762722
smooth
>>742762997
worth the read +1
>>742763076
kekd
>>742767715
nicely written, worth reading
would love to have friends like this
>>742768697
she just didn't want to have the clap
>>742768756
kekd
>>742770670
I can only relate
>>742771013
I only wish
>>742776264
>>742776724
kekd

>>742762911
I read this one to my dad. We both had a good laugh.

>>742763265
I...don't even know what to say.

At least I didn't see it coming.

>>742762097
ECLIPSE CHALLENGE
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWw1NyFJDQ&lc=z23eubhxjna4ctylracdp430qrn5rixrdzv2ck53ilxw03c010c.1503328637571626

>>742775185
>How the fuck didn't she leave you after one week of clapping like a fucking retard?
It may be made up.
But it also very well might be a real and frankly sad case of a person developing an OCD. Which the girl might have actually realized and tried to cope with until she finally lost her will.

>>742773051
I literally got it at "greasy lizard"

>>742768697
>browsing 4chan on an ipad
I don't know what to say, this isn't your everday phone posting... it's advanced phone posting

>>742762573
fake but completely heterosexual

>>742776264
It's like a shitty Cinderella story

>>742778077
or just tell them to try sungazing. it's as retarded as it sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7a5HhYDZfQ

>>742776021
He controls Rhaegal to try and kill the nights king, manages to murder most of his army injure Viserion and force the king into retreat right before a bunch of walkers break into where he is warging from, kill meera who is trying to defend him then kill him. There is a great scene described of rhaegal falling from the sky while he dies. Dw he tells Jon his parentage before he dies which is confirmed by howland reed who also then dies in the fight.

>>742768756
dam. I scrolled past this yesterday. Didn't think it would blow up. Nice work!

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https://youtu.be/gGWXKmGTLOA

>>742779790
>That the DJ didn't was if paper-plates

>>742762893
Fuck

>>742767420
>dont ever change

>>742763486
that just got me hard, not funny

buomp

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I always kek on this one

>>742767715
/fit/ always has the best stories

Was thinking about this one last week, and you posted this, nice man.

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dunno if non /fit/ anons will get this one, but it always slays me

>>742779669
and where do you take all this?

>>742762893
nibbas

>>742762893
kek

>>742775806
RIP CORD

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volafile org r ddatqanr
ex gf

>>742783178
wat

>>742769804
THAT'S A HORSE SHIT SHAKE

>>742762644
i srsly havent had a laugh like this in months!!

>>742782562
kek'd tho I'm leaning on the /fit/ side

>>742782562
I didn't get it.

>>742784044
He is doing squats with the weight on his neck. It looks like he wants to sit down, but stand up every time.

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>>742782562
>fit
>a manlet was jerking himself off
>I went to help jerk him off
>we preoccupied though
>he blew a load in his own face instead of mine
>mfw

>>742782592
The scripts for the first 2 episodes of next season were leaked with the last ep.

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Worth it.

>>742771876
This guy sounds exactly like my old high school buddy.

I am halfway convinced it is him.

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>>742762715
>2k17
>watches series with actual actors
>being this autistic

>>742775517
Been here on and off since 2007, why don't you just get the clover app?

>>742784915
kek

>>742785279
fuck man, If I started browsing 4chins on phone instead of only when I'm bored in work or drunk I wouldn't really do anything anymore

>>742762715
game of thrones is a terrible show, i don't watch that shit. It's more productive to look at trap threads on /b/ than watch that shit.

>>742785206
whatever, weeb

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>>742785206
The new Season of 2017 is pretty good tho

>>742762893
Ok

>>742762893
>being this much of a cunt

>>742765126
I was in this thread. It was horrible, like really american. Something along the lines of m&ms mixed with more sugar and more fat and even more fucking oreo's.

>>742768556
is that b8 or do you really have no idea who that is?