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>>sometimes I use my off hand

I posted my wife's nudes and fuck videos, then exposed her real name when that got stale.

I've slowly revealed all but one of my fetishes to my gf; exhibitionism, furry, piss, BDSM, forced, etc. as well that I'm bisexual. She's embraced them all. But she doesn't know the last one is cuckqueaning. Not sure how she'll take it.

>>742762005
i always do. im right handed but fap with the left. adaptation for internet porn

>>742762115
probably take it in her vagina

>>742762054
prove it

>>742761734
fonger

When I was 8 I made friends with the retarded girl who lived in my trailer park. I was her only friend no one liked her but I felt bad for her and did enjoy her company. Things changed tho when we turned 12. I had discovered a long time ago I could get her to do anything I wanted if I threatened to not be freinds with her. That's all it ever took from 8 on up. Well at 12 I had been jacking it for a year and was dreaming of more. She also had proper boobs at that time c cups. I was real horny one day an decided to see how far I could take things. She let me feel her boobs. Touch her pussy and jerked me off that day. All it took was the same threat. I convinced her freinds did this when they got our age. I was her only friend she nothing to compare to or reason to think I would lie to her. Soon she just did what I asked. I almost never had to threaten to not be her friend. She was my first everything and I tried as much as my young brain could think of. From 12-19 she was an on demand source of sex for me, I would still fuck her when I had girlfriends because I had complete control over her it was intoxicating. After I left for a four year college I stopped having sex with her but guilt made me keep in contact with her. I'm freinds with her to this day and I tried apologizing to her once many years ago but she didn't understand what I was trying to apologize for. She didn't think I did anything wrong. She told me I have always been her best friend. And that she loved me. That hurt. and after awhile I realized she just wasn't going to understand. Every now and again we have sex. I'm married and my wife knows about our past although I told a slightly different story but she doesn't know we still have sex. I never initiate the sex but she will ask me if we can every now and then and I don't feel I have the right to tell her no.

>>742762156
same actually

>>742762463
pics of the retarded girl

>>742762505
nice

>>742762463
That's shitty.
Not to be that guy or whatever
But just stick to your wife.

It's fucked up, and you apologized.
Should've ended right there

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Once had gay sex with my gay disabled cousin and molested my step-sisters.
Fuck yeah.

>>742762621
It's not that simple. Besides guilty I feel responsible for her well being. I did horrible things to her I can't just leave it at that.

>>742762463
Post a pic of this girl, she sounds beautiful

>>742761734
When I was a kid I abused a dog we had. I would wake up early in the morning, take the dog to the out house, tie it and beat it. I would hit it with my fist, stick, or throw rocks at it.
The dog didnt deserve it. It was a good dog. It even saved me once from another dog that was aiming to get me. I was fucked up. It would tremble and wouldnt bite me. It was like it was saying im sorry. I was a kid, the dog couldve easily biten me but, it never did.
I didnt do that a lot but, it took years for the dog to trust me again. When I grew older I realized what I had done but, I never told anyone, I still havent. I just went up to the dog and sat with it and said I was sorry.
A couple of years ago. I went to the old house, dog was so old. Went over to sit down with it again. Talk to it. Months later it died.
I have felt shit over this and rationalize that all the shit that happens to me I deserve it. In fact, I wish I could just die to get it over with but, I just dont want to off myself.

>>742762463
pasta? I feel like I've read this exact story here before

>>742762860
Nah there is one about a guy who drugged his retardted step sister I think that's what your thinking of.

>>742762740
If your wife finds out you'll just end up hurting another person. Hell, right now you're just digging yourself deeper. You need to let it go and stop being that you that you hate so much.

>>742762740
Nah uhhh. You can totally just leave it at that.

>>742762463
If the retarded girl was having a good time, you not pushing it, you did nothing wrong. She's a person too. Since you feel bad that she loved you but you were just using her, that proves you are human. Me, I would have guilted myself into marrying her.

>>742762115
You make me hate the human race douchebag. People like you make it a waste. I wish there were some normal people out there, but it gets worse with each post I read.
Maybe you can cum suck my dick.

>>742762958
I think it's just the place you're looking. This isn't exactly the best place to base morals on.

>>742762774
This is why shitty kids and dogs don't mix. Seriously, off yourself, mate. You are the lowest form of trash.

i paint my nails.

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Everyone has their kinks. There are furries. There are people into transformation. I'm in the latter, but I really really wish I could. What started out as a simple fetish just plagues me now. I'll never magically transform into a strong anthro humanoid with a huge dick. That's literally the ideal body. If it were acceptable and possible, I'd be the first fucking one. Yeah it's crazy but all of it is true.

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I have a fart fetish because when i was 12 my sister (18 at the time) "pranked" me by bare ass farting in my face because he friend dared her to.

i'm a dirty sissy
https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>742763241
It's just a prank, bro.

I like to watch pizza with girls.

I've done it with married women, teenagers, curious virgins, one super-Christian type... all good fun.

>>742763315
How does one watch a pizza?

A couple years ago my friend dared me to bump into a random cute girl and try to play it off and get her number.
Went through with the plan, but she fell face first into the concrete. She got a bloody nose, but it turned out she was a hemophiliac and started bleeding like crazy, blood all down her shirt, blood all over the sidewalk, if you didn't know better you would of thought someone was shot.
She freaked out, i freaked out, i picked her up and ran to the nearest hospital (about a block away) about an hour later i begged and begged for forgiveness.

Two years later we're really good friends now. But she never knew it was supposed to be a pick up prank thing.

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>>742761734
i always see this shit saying we all have secrets, but then i try to think and... no, i don't, that's why i've never posted here before

>>742763423
you should tell her actually

>>742763424
your dad prolly touched you as a kid

>>742761734
Dad's a pedo, found vids of boys and girls in his folder in the family pc. Lotsa stuff around me and my brother's age. And a lot of circumcision pics for some reason.

>>742763468
I never get an opportunity to, and i feel like if i tell her just randomly she'll get pissed. But i guess i just need to go through with it.

>>742763424
Lucky you, fag.

having a threesome this weekend and have no one to tell about it

>>742763423
Dude i used to bully people in high school until one day i shoved this one kid into the lockers and he cut his hand on something. He was also a hemophiliac and started bleeding out. Ever since then i try to be the nicest and most helpful guy i can. It's scares me to think i could've killed him by giving him a little cut.

>>742763670
The less you talk about shit like that, the more it happens.

I seduced my married cousin into fucking me when she was drunk to the point of blackout, she told me not to cum inside her but I did, all night. Got her pregnant but her husband thinks it's his

>>742763684
Do you ever get the urge to bully people? I used to be a bully but kind of mellowed out but occasionally I get these urges to just be an asshole

>>742763741
I mean i talked shit about people to myself, but i never want to pick on people unless they start it.

>>742763715
>she told me not to cum inside her but I did, all night. Got her pregnant but her husband thinks it's his

You fucked her once. He fucked her all the time. It probably is his.

>>742763774
It's rare, I'm the same with strangers but if it's someone close who I know is cool with it I will. I've dated guys and girls who are into bullying so it's a healthy release I suppose. Maybe I should just channel those feelings elsewhere.

>>742763108
I wasnt a shitty kid by any stretch of the imagination. Never been described as such. And I can know what a shitty kid was, I saw it in a neighbor.
Im no psychologist but, im pretty sure that what I did to the dog is connected to the fact that I myself had parenting issues. Like, fatherless, was raised by a shitty single mother who took me away from our family over a fight they had and, then she let her bf abuse me. Im talking about physical and mental abuse. Really, I cannot stress this enough, he would beat me. He almost killed me actually by choking me before a trip to the beach because he wanted to make sure I would be quiet for the trip.
Im not trying to excuse what I did, I believe that even as a kid we bear responsibility for our actions. I am saying however, that there was a root cause for doing what I did. I didnt just wake up one day and say hey, lets beat a dog yeah!
In any case, dont think I just go happy along with my life. I think you'd be happy to know that it sucks and I hate myself too much to do something about it. Im literally just going day by day collecting enough money to survive (as in food and rent) hoping that I die soon.

>>742762463
I was an assistant tard guard in middleschool, and there were a couple really cute girls about a year or less younger than me.
They didn't LOOK retarded but they clearly were as they struggled with elementary school reading comprehension, spacial awareness, and times tables.
They would always want to sit on my lap and I would tell them I wasn't comfortable with it.
They were very attractive, these two in particular. Smaller than me, barely and I was only 5' in middleschool, not that I'm Mich taller now but whatever.
When I would tell them no they would always get upset and tell the teacher.
The teacher finally had enough of them complaining and told me to let them sit on my lap if they thought they could focus better on their work like that.
And I felt bad and weirded out, but with a cute girl sitting on my lap my body betrayed me and I got a Boner. They would always try grinding on it and try feeling my """abs""' and damn I instinctively wanted to go further with it but I just couldn't justify it in my right mind. I just think no matter how bad they wanted it, someone in their right mind can't consent. I would just feel like I was raping them.
But looking back I think it might be... For lack of better word "ableist" to think that way.

I'm so conflicted /b/ros, what would have been the right thing for the situation?

>>742761734
Hot chick at work now my schedule... going to fuck her soon without gf knowing... excited and can't wait

>>742761734
My wife is 20. I've been fucking her since she was 12 and I was 24. Parents reluctantly "let me" date her since she was 16, when we "started" to see each other. She got pregnant that year and consented to my marrying her.

>>742762860

pasta confirmed I have the same feel

>>742763424
>2017
>Not having a secret life filled with degenerate sexual activity
Gtfo my board moralfag

>>742763948
so you have a 4yo kid? Boy or girl?

you stil like younger girls or was it just that your wife was your 'one'?

4 years ago i weighed 407lbs, 20 years old, couldn't drive, lived with my parents, got fired for being too slow at work (really i was an eye sore), all my friends slowly stopped contacting me, and fell into a horrible depression.
December 20th 2013 i decided i was going to hang myself.
>waited till parents left so no one can stop be
>wrote the note
>made the noose
>stood in the chair
>tied the rope around the ceiling fan
>dropped down
>gravity mixed with my fat ass ripped the fan from the ceiling
>sitting on the ground trying to contemplate what happened
>burst out laughing
Since then i decided to change everything. Over the course of the next 4 years I've lost 202lbs, got my license, got a great job, got a car, moved out, I'm getting married in about two weeks, and I've never been happier.

I know this sounds fake, but i don't care if you believe me or not. As long as i can believe that i can keep improving myself I'll stay happy.

The reason this is a secret, no one knew i tried to kill myself. After the fall i burned the note and the rope, and told my parents i tried replacing a light bulb, last balance and tried grabbing the fan for support. My dad hated me for a month, but now we're all good.

>>742764038
hes probably mormon

>>742764162
My daughter is 4. I got snipped when I turned 18, income not good enough to keep popping them out and we love sex.
She was a neighbor girl who looked like a high school girl at 12, kept wandering into my yard to chat when I did work outside. Eventually got to helping me for a little cash, got her to do housework for cash, escalated in to time at all to her flirting and my pushing the sex issue. When I found out she was 12, I was in OH SHIT mode for months even though that didn't change our relationship. When I was available, I actually chased cougars but I am into anyone hot.

>>742762585
Pleeaaaase?

>>742763784
Nah we fucked more than once, and she was staying at my families house for 2 weeks cause she lives out of state. Still fuck when she visits, but only when she is drunk. She acts drunker than normal though as a cue that she wants to fuck. Some way to justify it to herself whatever lol. But yeah, kids 5 years old now, looks like me and has the same eyes. Plus she had 1 kid before and went like 8 years without having a kid, then all of a sudden gets pregnant after we first started fucking. Happened around the end of the first week, after that it was a fuckfest when the rest of my family went to bed, I never pulled out and came in her as much as I could. Pretty sure she was ovulating just based off how horny and wet she was. Literally 9 months later I hear she had a kid. But you're not wrong, it's just suspicious due to her not getting pregnant for years after her first kid, then suddenly she gets pregnant after us. Thought she was on birth control or something so I didn't really care. I'll admit I have an incest creampie/impregnation fetish though, but still, I can't just go and have a dna test done lol

>>742763903
I've heard stories (or read screencaps, I guess) that say slow girls are horny little beasts. Your situation sounds particularly trying, but you did the right thing. It's not worth prison.

When i was young i used to hangout with my cousin and this one girl. One day me and the girl started hanging out without my cousin. We started messing around.
Eventually we were doing stuff like: she'll give me a handjob, I'll eat her out, she'll sit on my face, I'll finger her, etc. We never actually full on peenger in Virginia, but we still messed around. Until i moved. Fast forward 12 years, now she is married to my cousin and has two kids. He never knew that we would mess around. We don't anymore, but it gets really awkward whenever i visit.

>>742761734
>Friends with some autistic kid
>He annoys the living shit out of me but I didn't get a car until I was 19 so I had to bum rides from him all the time
>He was alright but he was convinced that he was totally normal and treated me like I was the autistic kid
>He slowly gets lazier and lazier with rides
>One day he's off to a party and the day after I'm at his house
>He pulls out a bag of cocaine from a shoebox that literally anyone can get to
>"Dudeee this is literally 95% purity"
>I ask him where the fuck he woukd even get that
>Apparently he was off snorting cocaine with a top drug dealer the previous night
>Interesting
>Later on I need a ride from him again
>Some Mormon girl wants me at her house to fuck her brains out immediately
>The autist is coked out and refuses to drive me
>The Mormon girl was literally 10/10
>This is the last straw
>His house is literally right next to an elementary school
>Like well within 1000 feet
>This school also happens to be a by-law drug free zone
>I file a police report saying that there is someone directly connected to a drug dealer that is uncomfortably close to an elementary school, there is cocaine in his car
>I give them the license plate number
>Last I heard the kid was shipped off to military school and the drug dealer was connected to a huge-ass drug network in Asia
>mfw no one expected it was me
>The Mormon girl moved to Utah

are u here???? should i post it?? kek

I had sex with two girls when i was 10, they were same age. i never told anyone until 2 nights ago i told my mates, they were fine about it but i dont think id ever tell gf

I've had sex with three of my wife's sorority sisters and she has no idea

>>742764718

greentext, now!

>>742763670
you a male or a female?

I butt fucked some black dude in juvie. Never talked about it at all

I posted my ex so much on 4chan she had to delete all her social media ... and I don't even feel bad

So when i lived with my parents we had this family friend who lost his house in a divorce, so he and his 15 year old daughter moved in with us (7/10 face, but a 15/10 ass). They would sleep in the living room on separate couches. Almost every night i would sneak in and feel her up as she slept.
>one night i slid my hand down her pants without waking her
>thought i could get a bit more risky
>finger between her cheeks
>still no sign of waking up
>go a bit deeper
>touching her anus
>breach the wall
>she shifts
>finger slides in
>she jolts up
>i rip my hand out of her pants
>sprint through the darkness
>up the stairs
>open my door
>dive into the bed
>"i have two brothers, she might think it was one of them"
>next morning i find a note on my desk
>"if you wanted to, you could've asked"
>from that day on we started messing around
>facesitting as i ate her out
>handjobs bj's foot jobs tit jobs etc
>we would shower together when home alone
>got a condom
>we did anal
>then she moved out with her dad
>5 years later
>turns out she's now in jail for attacking people
>she's been "raped" by several men
>she has a kid on the way
Since then i feel repulsed at the thought if sticking it in crazy, but damn that was the best I've ever had.

>>742764794
I cant it would take too long, it was obviously nothing spectacular, i just sort of put it in and out until she squirmed and the second time she was riding me until she got bored

>>742764697
post it

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>>742761734
>ITT: i had sex but it's a secret!!!
yeah y'all are boring and just jerking off, anything actually interesting?

when i was 17 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were also fuck buddies for a long time, eventually other people found out

>>742765058
A couple of years ago i stole some money from this crack head. Apparently people thought it was this budy of mine. The crack head shot him in the leg and stole money from him. No one ever knew it was me who actually took the money, i never came out but i did pay for his hospital bills.

>>742764514
Why would I go to prison? They were less than a year younger than me.
And ill say... I've seen other cases of extreme horniness in disabled girls but thankfully there were only two interested in me.

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>>742765172

>>742765172
Why did you take the money?

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>>742765259
He was a horrible person in the first place, he's taken money before. I figured it's stolen anyways, might aswell take it from him.

I took $4000 and then went to the local highschool and paid off a bunch of lunch fees for random students. The rest of the money was put towards the guys hospital bill.

>>742764484
just post them faggot

I'm a tall high school teacher. I walk around the room when my students are taking a test and look down their tops. Girls dress so slutty these days; I love it.

>>742765204
I misread the age thing - but getting caught would still be pretty bad.

>>742764794
>Be me age 9 or 10 cant remember exactly
>family friend come over as she always did
> me and her has been fooling around for as long as i can remember
>this includes flashing or me fingering her
> so on this day shes lying on my bed and i go over and start kissing her ass
> then i shuffle up and started fucking her in the puss
>after a while she squirmed and i pulled out
> ngl i shit myself i thought i had hurt her or something
> after that never spoke about it or mentioned it to anyone
>I was also very ashamed of what happened as it is fucked up for kids to do that shit

I jack off thinking about my mom getting fucked, pissed and spat on by friends, shemales and strangers

>>742765453
Agreed.

>>742765473
I always had fantasies of my mom and sister being shemales and fucking me, eachother, or threesomes. Whenever i had a crush on a girl I'll always turn her into a shemale in my mind.

>>742761734
My best friends kid could be mine. He worked a lot and trusted me to be alone with his wife. We got drunk a lot too. Everytime she passed out I fucked her and never pulled out. I think she just assumed he came home and they fucked but she couldn't remember. That's the only reason I think I got away with it. Oh well, not my problem.

>>742765458

nice. Never did again with her? You stopped fooling around?
and what about the second girl?

>>742762774
Kill yourself

I post my wife on cuckold boards without her knowing. I like the idea of guys jacking off to my wife.

>>742762156
Same
Used to hump by bed till 16 which is when I switched to hand, so I basically taught myself to jerk off with left hand for like a week straight before I stopped humping the bed like a retard

>>742765711
Never touched her again, felt bad about it and thought it was best if i pretended like it didn't happen, so i tried my best to forget about it

>>742762115
What's cuckqueaning?

I went on tor network today and saw a dog get fucked up the ass with a sharpened baseball bat and then get the shitty point rammed up its cunt until it received fatal injuries.
>why do humans even exist?

>>742765326
It was before or after the truffle shuffle thing?

My father is gay and idk what to feel about it

>>742765831
did you cum tho?

>>742765851
It's hereditary. Are you concerned?

Saw a young grill flash and rub her flat chest. It was a live stream and I was not aroused at all.

>>742762621
>>742762463
Been in the same place...you have no idea man, its hard but absolutely low life of him (and me) if in that position.

>>742765879
No, had my kid in the house

>>742765893
how young?

>>742763903
For the teacher not to have been a moron and put you in that position.

>>742765815
The opposite of cuckolding.

>>742763197

I don't really know why that's a secret, or weird.

I would totally be a lizard myself but more humanoid and with shiny and smooth skin.

Second girl
>few months after the first
>Been friends with this girl since i was 3 or 4
> she used to flash her pussy to me and a mate when we were young in school
>she lived next door to my grandfather so i used to play with her a lot
>we was in my grandfathers room
>she was on top of me laying on the bed
>i think i asked her if she wanted to fuck
> she was down
> she slipped me inside of her
> i remember running my hands up from her waist to her tits
> she was tanned and quite beautiful
> still is to this day
> cant remember hat happened next but we never mentioned it ever again

>>742765889
Meh idk and idc it just fucks me up somuch knowing he been with men while being married tbh

>>742765944
About 11 I would say

>>742766104
What is this about?

>>742765836
Before

i put my penis inside a vergina

>>742762463
That's great. You know what retards and people in insane asylum do when they have a moment of freetime? They have sex, they have sex in the toilets or anywhere where the staff don't catch them. Ask anyone who works as a psychiatric nurse or something.

My mom's friend tried to finger my car in the backseat of my mom

>>742766180
That's not surprising.

>>742762774
This just stuck a dagger in my heart. Just hang in there man. Your dog would want you to.

>>742765569
I knew a guy who had similar fantasies. We'd talk about our reveries and we'd both be puzzled by them, we agreed, however, that somehow we couldn't stop doing what we were doing. I once had a threesome with two prostitutes. I told them about my fantasies and they proceeded to say some really nasty sexual stuff about my mom while I sucked their toes. I came buckets but couldn't think straight for days after that.

>>742764174
Good luck anon , I wish you all best in life.

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>>742765054
recently (summer) Ive showered with a 9yo girl many times. dont do anything sexual but ill admit she is super cute

bmpp

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Oh boy. I'm fairly open with my fetishes, discuss them openly with a bunch of friends on a regular basis. Hmm, most of my life was shit, but never done anything too strange.

Ah,
> Be me at age 13
> I like chemistry and so I had a decent amount of amateur lab equipment from kid's science sets
> one day start mixing random shit on a big ass jar
> starts getting really hot
> Take jar with gloves and leave it on the other side of my window, close it
> Jar's top starts getting black and shortly I can see huge flares
> Be hypnotized by them, until I start feeling the hot.. from the other side of the closed window
> shit.jpg
> It's winter, and so there was a huge thermal difference
> Suddenly entire window cracks, a huge fissure has appeared on it
> Jar's top section has melted somewhat and has deformed
> fml
> Spend rest of the winter with curtain closed so mom wouldn't notice
> She finds out in the spring clean, I blame it on the radiator being placed directly under the window
> She buys it.

To this day I wonder what the fuck I made. Oh well. Interesting side effect is that mosquitos didn't enter my room at all that summer, or any other summer we spent on that house.

>>742765968
He nearly got his arm broke by an angry gigatard that week.

>>742765326
classic

Shortly before I broke up with her, I let 2 of my friends have their way with my passed out drunk ex-girlfriend. Got tired her party girl bullshit.

>>742766914
Yeah, classic pasta

I would regularly post nudes and chat with guys while they masturbate. I'm a lesbian in a two year relationship and only stopped a few months ago.

rather than a romantic relationship, i think id rather be a mommy full time for an adult baby with a nursery and diapers and breastfeeding. Obviously it's not realistic unless I won the lottery or something, but I don't know if i'd rather a boy or a girl.
Maybe both

>>742766312
I am the dog's ghost, arf arf live 4 me arf arf
I forgive you arf arf
arf arf we niggaz for life!

im fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister. we fuck a couple times a week usually. he is the only other person who knows, she is much hotter than his gf, can tell he is jealous. we use a condom most of the time but not always.

>>742764174
good for you anon, enjoy life :)

>>742762860
Same feel here, pasta

>>742761734
Last semester I slept with a TA a few times to improve my grade. Ended up with an A in a class where I had no idea what I was doing.

>>742767398
It's all fun and games until you end up on the sex offender registry. Good luck finding a decent job after that.

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>>742767391
>arf arf

>>742765326
wtf, sounds like a gudamn sitcom

>>742761734
i crossdress on a regular basis

>>742767876
We already knew that. It's not a secret.

>>742767948
ikr, your average /b/tard

>>742768030
>your

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And here I took the time to write about my chemically induced window's thermal failure, and people ignore me over a ded dog.

I just secretly want to find a girlfriend of my dreams, but I'm social retard, and girls where I live are pretty ugly from inside out and pretty boring.

>>742768078
Yes, your. As in "your car, your friend".

Maybe you're retarded. (See the difference between your and you're ?)

>>742768193
>implying he is not wrong
>not even checking his sentence

Maybe you're retarded

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Ive been in a relationship with this girl for a few weeks now, and we're breaking up. I told her she was verbally abusive to me, rude, unfaitful and puts me down. She said she inderstood and doesnt want that for me. We're breaking up in a few hours on the same place we first met.
Now the secret: she wan't any of these things until recently. I kinda dragged them out of her because we've been away from eachother for a while, and told her that it im losing my affection toward her with the distance. She made out with a guy and told me the first thing in the morning being really upset and panicky. But i told her id didn't touch me that much. And she got mad about it and beacame this bad person to me, giving me an excuse to break up with her without me hurting her and making it seem shes doing it to me (tough she kinda did, but i beleive i was the one who made it happen).
Why did I do this? I'll write in the next post if you're interested.
Cont?

>sets the bait
>hungirly watches newfags join
>eatin a poptart while fapping to the dumbfucks

>>742762463

i can't believe you're fucking a republican

I spend way to much time fapping on can chat sites with girls of a questionable age.

>>742769163
Omegle-type sites? How do you find the girls?

>>742769264
Patients I suppose. I spend and hour or so in the morning, and a few hours at night in bed.

It's summer so there's plenty

>>742769232
I really don't care about animals. If it's not mine, I can't have any kind of emotional attachment to it.

Your point being ?

> And don't start about the psychopath thing, I just don't care about sacs of cells shaped like horses or cats or dogs.

>>742769015
Who tho? >>742768852 ?

>>742769349
any special keywords you use?

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>>742768084
Kinda dank, I like it

I posted my ex so much on 4chan she had to delete all her social media ... and I don't even feel bad... I don't think there's anymore I can do to expose her that makes me sad

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>>742769396
Ok i agree with you there, you don't have to like animals. Tough you gotra admit 90% of people might.
On the other hand 100% do not have emotional attachment to a window that isn't theirs.
If you want replies you have to emotionally stimulate your audience. Like Hitler-sama

>>742761734
Nearly killed my best friend once because road rage at night made me mistake her car for someone else going than the speed limit.

I regret that but if it were someone else I wouldn't of hesitated swearing into their lane to cockblock them, I don't like it when people go past the speed limit and have slammed on the breaks on tail gaters.

Now I just yell at people instead like most people because I basically lost my first job over that, no I wasn't a cop but she was one of my managers at the time, we're both in happier jobs now

>>742769498
Depression is a good one.

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>>742769719
But I'm not a drama queen. I just told a funny story, anon.

>>742762958
I'm normal bro! Don't worry, be happy!

>>742769960

Man you're really butthurt that no one likes your shitty story...

Kek

>>742770107
Just a lil.

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>>742769960
It was a mildly intresting story at best.
Broke a window = boring
With chemicals = mildly i teresting

>>742764696
Well, you DO sound autistic. He wasn't your taxi you faggot.

>>742769823
Kill yourself faggot

Depending on your politics, you might say I raped my ex girlfriend. I basically coerced her to give me a blowjob on my 18th birthday. I didn't physically force her or anything, I just basically wouldn't leave her alone til she did it. She was super not into it and I came in her mouth. Spit it out immediately. We broke up like a year later. Then, about 20 years later, I realized how fucked up it was and I apologized on FB. She told me never to contact her again.

Still have her noodz in a box somewhere...

>>742771811
post them. ungrateful bitch,

>met girl online at 14
>talked for years, amazing
>met her in person first time at 16
>beautiful
>loose contact a lil
>talk more at 18, pick her up from school a few times
>love her
>has boyfriend, sleep at her house 1 night
> 5yrs later
> start dating
>waited 8yrs for this, happy
>she gets preg
>6 months preg i freak out
>have no memory of a 3 month period
>left her, wtf why?
>dont see her or 4yr daughter
>ruined life and the best relationship ill ever have
>no idea why left, litterally no memoy and cant explain to myself
>feels bad

>>742763505
>Dad's a pedo, found vids of boys and girls in his folder in the family pc
very funny

>Be 5yr M black kid(trinidad)
>was mean to dogs
>didn't understand why at the time
>kicked them in the stomach
>I sink into depression
>realize I was mean due to bullying
>hate myself
>Wish I died in their place
>I'm now an animal lover
>I try so hard to understand animals
>don't want to end up like Irwin
>desperately trying to make amends
>never told anyone
>Corey, Mutsad, I'm so sorry
>never deserve any maltreatment
>I'd anhero, but then I'd be stuck
>try to live on to do better
>fuck Cesar Milan

>>742762774
I did the same things with cats in the neighborhood of our holiday house. Zero regrets. Beating the shit out of them felt better than masturbating.

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>>742761734
My mom gave me $100.00 today before she heads out on vacation.
I have a long distance girlfriend that lives in the UK ...

But I can't decide if I should give her something...

Or should I just spend some of the money on hanging with my friends and video games?

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>>742773211
Also it's my girlfriends Birthday forgot to mention that...

Pics not related

>>742765433
Very noice

>>742764760
Given that she was in a sorority, she's fucking guys you have no idea about.

>>742765831
Jesus do you have a link?

>>742765433
Old man? they notice lmao

I'm russian

>>742761734

not my secret but my neighbor's secret: he hopes the nazis start killing niggers so he'll have an excuse to kill some too

wtf is the world coming to man

>>742762115
You Canadian?

Id like to to mmf with my friend and his fuckbuddy or do a swap with my fuck buddy but im not sure how to aproach it

>>742774671

yep, and i love grandma porn too

>>742774878

approach it from the left

>>742774627

are you a white russian?

I'm fucking my bestfriend's girlfriend

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>>742764174
Good on you. Keep on chuggin. Newton be with you.

>>742774918
black russian

I have explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot big titted milf ex. The stuck up bitch would be so embarrassed and humiliated to know that so many strangers know in detail what her tits and cunt look like. Not to mention they know exactly what she looks like with a cock in her stuck up mouth and cunt. I'm at barrydawson363 at gmail

1st time I ever gave a girl oral sex I was 9, she was 16.

Fingered my sister-in-law
>Be me about age 10 or so, maybe 11
>my divorced mom has fat as fuck friend whose married with like 3 kids, maybe four, can't remember, and they are thin and always sick
>one day an older brother just threw up this milky vomit on his way to bed, just because, that's who sick they were
>one day oldest sister, about my age (don't remember how cute she was, but she wasn't fat) started running around bottomless for some reason.
>all the kids started pinching her and chasing her, we were all giggling and chasing this bottomless girl for whatever reason and having fun
>later that night we're all watching tv, its dark in the room, and I reach over and start feeling up her cooch inside her panties
>she says nothing.
>I felt her up for the whole night

shit was cash, yo.

It's hip and considered intellectual to bash on antifa today. While I dislike antifa, I have noticed that I dislike them for different reasons than people around me, a very important distinction I have noticed.

I dislike them because of censorship of speech, not because of violence they use. I think violence has a place and can very frequently be justified and I think that with the existence of violent gangs like the Aryian Bortherhood, equal left wing violence is not only justified, it's mandatory. I fully believe anyone no matter their opinion, no exceptions, should be allowed to speak (more than enough for me to get shat on by antifa even if I'm defending them now) his mind and spread his ideology, until they put their words into action, then I think it's personal responsibility of people who are against it to fight it. So I kinda think that the violence of antifa doesn't go far enough, I want to see American metropolitan streets turn into 2008 Athens.

>>742777090
continued

Forget the rest of the story.
>my mom and the father got together, he divorces fat fuck mom, she takes off to texas with her four sick kids in tow.

Didn't see that chick I finger banged ever egain.

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been planing how to an hero for 7 years now, i have no courage to execute it, but i will soon

>>742777236
Well ain't you the special snowflake for hating the anti-freespeech group for their anti-freespeech practices. I wonder if anyone else managed to come to that conclusion, ever.

>>742777676
I actually am a special snoflake and if you had reading comprehension you'd realized you missed the point. I haven't encountered one person that doesn't begin with how violent they are. They are violent? Good, I hope they get even more violent, but I hope they reserve their violence for vigilante justice, not for preventive measures.

>>742761734
ECLIPSE CHALLENGE
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWw1NyFJDQ&lc=z23eubhxjna4ctylracdp430qrn5rixrdzv2ck53ilxw03c010c.1503328637571626

just kidding, she is only 12 and I fucked her lots of times.

>>742761734
I'm a cum addict and a gay guy

>>742761734
I keep on posting my ex's Kik on Kik threads because she's the one tranny that never pulled out

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumour I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio

My gf sucked me and me best friend last week end. While we we're drinking our beer. Really liked seeing her like that!

i like to cum into an ice cube tray for a week straight, then suck on said cum ice cube as i beat off. sometimes i stick the cum ice cube up my ass or melt it and use as lube, depends on my mood.

I used to fuck my mother in law... she was super tight and told me I have a huge dong

>>742767197
Kik?

>>742779958
How did u like her into this? Who's cock was bigger and who did she suck first?

>>742781235
Greentwxt first time

>>742765458
I have a similar story
was about 5-7. Pretty much that time of my life was bad have PTSD but too much block out. And would never tell any doctor. I'll put a little background

> Be 4-5 year old boy
> Be in a family of 3 me my older sister 6 and my mother who was in her mid 20's
> My father died when I was about 8 months old from car accident
> My mother at the time was doing chemistry at University when he died.
> My family was 'Rich' at the time for an Australian family. My father had well paying job don't remember anything really about him.
> My mother had to pay the bills and start a massive weed grow house in one of the houses we owned across the street.
> She had already 200plus plants easy in this house.
>I think she used to sell to the bike gang that was based on the same street
> The police found out about her weeds expedition. And started to follow her and all kinds of things.
> I remember one time as a kid we got raised by police force our huge house got researched.
>My mother at the time had a few plants in the garage where she had show cars all lined up into.
>Because we had a huge wall around our house. My mother new there were police outside on the street.
>She basically hide the plants behind the cars and the cops arrested her and search the house.
>They didn't find anything.
>After that the police started to follow and haeass.
>One night she got into a fight with 2 police officer. And put 2 of them hosital.
>She was threatened by officers to move out of town or they will kill her.


>We pretty much had to move all our shit into a truck and move into one of the worst suburb in Melbourne/Australia
>Because of the short notice only person my mother new that she was was welcome to hide out was at my grandfather old friends.
>We had our names changed and everything this was back before digital records so it was pretty easy.
> After a few weeks my mother moved us into another house.

I convinced 3 ex gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

>>742763338
You're a long way from home, kid.

i sit in the parking lot of walmart stroking my cock as i watch girls go into the store and come out of the store. after a while, i go into the store as well and find some clothes then go into a dressing room in the female area. i beat off and squirt my load all over the mirror as i listen to the voices of the girls outside shopping, completely oblivious to my perverted beat off session. i usually wipe my cum up with a girl shirt that is left in the dressing room if there is one, if none are there i wipe up with the guy clothes i took in.

I do this regularly. there must be multiple ppl who do this as well because ive seen cum stains that i know arent mine.

i always wonder what a girl does when she walks in to try stuff on and sees my massive load all over the mirror...

I used to have this weird online thing with a 32 year old man, I'm 19 myself now. It started when I was 15. I went abroad to meet up with him and be his good little girl twice for a few days, he's had a gf through the whole thing, married now.

>>742783232

are u a boy or girl?

>>742782032
This is gonna be slow on my phone

>We had no money because police would find us. So we pretty much had a fresh start.
>After awhile I started to go school.
>My sister made friends with sluts you could say. And I made friends people my age.
>The suburb we moved to was bad. It was fucked up. I remember I couldn't walk down the street with out see heroin needles.
>The train station had to close down due to the fact there were too many drug fucked juckies doing needles in the platforms
>So my sister friends family are all fuck and my mother got a job with a huge pharmaceutical company with her chemistry knowledge.
> So all my sister's friends would stay at my house. Because their homes where Fucked.
> 2 of the 3of the girls use to pretty much rape me
> We had a 4 bedroom mine was at the front of the house and my sisters and mother's was towards the back.
> All I could remember was me being in my room by myself playing ps1/n64. And these girls would come into my room turn off my consoles and force me to have sex with them.
> I didn't know what they were doing to me.
> It first saltartes when they woke me up at night.
> One was 10 and the other wasaybe 11-12.
> One held me done and the other would play my dick till it was hard.
> And then force themselves on top of me.
> Take turns in riding my penis.
> I thought to myself that it was them hurting me.

> This continued to happen for a good 6-10months.
>Everytime I would try to go to a friends house to get away from them.
> I couldn't tell anyone because they threatened me that they will hurt me.

After all this my mother moved us out of that suburb into a nicer one. Away from those 2 girls.

It's kind of funny were we use to live on of their cousins got kidnap or something was in Australia missing persons early 2000's. Their cousins lived 5 houses away

>>742783297
I'm a girl

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ex gf
volafile org r ddatqanr

>>742762774
Hope u die faggot

>>742761734
I really want to fuck my daughter badly. Shes 19 and some times when I hear her masturbate at night I stroke myself outside her door.

>>742781861
She's been teasing us for a while now , every week end while we were gaming/getting fucked up drunk , she would game with us but while wearing lingerie. This week end , things got a little bit wilder. She was on her back getting her pussy eaten by my friend while I was kneeling next to her so she could blow me! I ask her to sit straight and we both stand up in front of her , she sucked mine first then his , both blew on her tits. Mine is thicker , his longer , still really similiar!

my sister fucked a guy in front of me. it went real rough both for her and for me. she got seriously wrecked and I got beaten up a bit

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>>742783327

>>742768084
Shit secret thats why

>>742768150
I imagine, just by looking at you, that wouldnt be a secret

>>742761734
my girlfriend thinks that i deleted all her nudes when we broke up for alittle but i actually shared them all over the internet and with my friends and she has no clue

>>742784066
Mind sharing again ?
For the dubs!

>>742761734
I take creep shots of my daughter, and show them to pervs to jack off to.

>>742784282

how old is your daughter?

>>742784337
11

>>742784316

her ass looks like it was slapped quite a bit, u sure she wasn't getting freaky with someone before sending you that selfie?

>>742784366

go die in a car fire you pedo

>>742784425
those lines are from a tanning bed

>>742784282
prove it. for science...

i want to suck off a shemale

>>742784625
Not trying to get banned

I've been making fakes of my ex since we broke up about 5 years ago. The thing is, I'm really good at photoshop so they look super real and I've become addicted to them, pretty much can't cum to anything but them at this point, I've made about 100 photos of her getting ravaged by random guys

When I was 16ish I gave oral sex to a cute 12yo mormon girl quite a few times. Only other person who knew was my sister, they were best friends.

>>742784066
I think most guys have done this on here. don't see that much of a problem as long as she doesn't find out .

>>742769587
I'm surprised she didn't get you done for it . Did you do the full on expose or did someone recognise her?

>>742785194
do you have actual nudes too?

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>742785519
Yeah a bunch, but not nearly as hardcore as the fakes

>>742785766
mind sharing some of either?

>>742776167

Fucking slav nigger

>>742785399
yeah I've mentioned before "joking" that i shared them with friends to see her reaction and she was not very happy

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Whored myself out on Craigslist once. Didn't even need the money, just found the idea of fucking married and desperate men, making them feel deep regret and shame, and then leaving with their hard earned money to be really hot.

I got addicted to making fake accounts to re assure myself of insecurities and I would message my ex from them . This was on kik, I think she kinda suspected it but let it slide although I'm not totally sure since I was pretty good and she only said that after she definitely knew it was me. Once I made a fake on Insta and added up all her friends and messaged one, this was after she left me at that point I was still ' the best guy she'd ever met' she quickly clocked on to it I think I tried to make a joke of the account like I brought it to her attention saying it was someone else and she knew it was me. She then wanted me to admit to making all the other ones ealier on when we first met. I still had plausible deniability for those ones at this point but I really wanted to just come clean i was tired of carrying that lie with me and i felt if I admitted it and explained it might work out cause if I truly loved her the way I said I couldn't keep anything from her. Well no surprise in hindsight I turned out wrong and now I have no contact with her . This was a couple years ago . That was only 10% of the relationship there's a whole lot more context postive overwhelmingly so that it would take too long to go through but this confession isn't for that . I suffered with Depression/Anxiety for a year after that and I had suffered in my childhood too with abuse. Its sort of self sabotage that I couldn't help she thought I was this amazing person and all of a sudden she just changed. Even irrespective of that. It's what hurts the most, that she saw me differently and everything I did which again would take too long to explain to fix it wasn't enough I couldn't change her perception even though she had the wrong one. Anyways just wanted to get that off my chest

>>742786116
Storytime!I need to hear the details for this

>>742786049
I've never really seen the big deal, as long as you don't reveal intimate details about her, end of the day they are just body parts. It's when they're spread to all corners and she's recognised that you'll feel like shit for it no matter how she done you over.

>>742786794
seconded

I let my friends use my ex passed out drunk.

I don't know how to tell my girlfriend about what I really want to do to her.

>>742761734
Last night was my first time ever sharing my asian girlfriend with a white guy and I can't believe I got off to it. Fuck I'm so disgusting...

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>>742788204
this her

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I can see the Fnords

>>742788612
No. This girl isn't even asian.

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>>742786794
>>742787029
Okay.

>be me, 21 horny and home alone
>sister is out fucking her bf, same with my mum
>open up craigslist, look up casual encounters
>find one guy in his early 30's, dead bedroom and need release blah blah blah
>want to fuck with the guy, so I say yes but it won't be free
>sends reply, howmuch.jpg
>genuinely into it now, say £200/hr
>says he'll pick me up in half an hour, send him a nearby address and quickly put a ton of makeup on

I witnessed what should not be witnessed.
>be me 8 years of age
>go to local basketball court with our bikes and toys to play there
>there's a stage there complete with two rooms on either spacious enough for storage
>as I was riding my bike I passed on to one of the room
>room is open af
>saw male friend (8 years old) licking a girl's cunt (girl's the same age as us)
>male friend and me made eye contact for two seconds while his tounge's still on the girl's cunt before getting the fuck out of there and go home
>we're now both classmates
>he's gay now
>don't know the girl's whereabouts
>never once talked to him and I've never spilled the secret to my friends

Guess I can use this in case he talks shit to me.

>>742789121
>there's a stage there complete with two rooms on either *sides spacious enough for storage

>>742762463
Stale pasta is stale

>>742762740
I Agree you should continue to be nice to her like you are. You owe it too her.

>>742788953
Go on..

>>742788953
kik?

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>>742788953
>shows up in a brand new nissan note, clearly a company car. guy is tall, but chubby and blond which is never a good combo
>says he knows a nearby wooded area where w won't be disturbed, thatsmyfetish.gif
>we get there, find a decent clearing away from any pathways
>get down on my knees and see what I'm dealing with
>4in hard, bent to the right and a massive foreskin
>take the whole thing in at once to supress a laugh
>he compliments me on my 'deepthroating skills'
>still trying not to laugh
>get bored of sucking microdick and pull out a condom
>pull down panties and skirt while he puts it on, put on a bit of a show
>still standing while I fell him push it in, starts fondling my breasts under hoodie (no bra)
>take hoodie off, feel hot AF being fucked naked in the woods by some random dude in a sweaty suit
>hear some potheads nearby hornier than ever and about to come
>dude fucking panics and blows his load before I get off
>clean up and go back to his car
>all the cocky attitude he had before was gone, looks suicidal
>takes me back to 'my' address, give me the £200
>tease him a bit "see you soon hun!"
>"uh, sure"
>he drives off, I laugh home laughing constantly
>get home, strip off and masturbate with dildo thinking about how hot public sex was, and how pathetic that guy was
>spend the £200 on a nice keyboard and mouse

>>742762860
I have for sure read this. Pasta is stale

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>>742789833
That was years ago anon, if I want to entertain myself with laughing at some pathetic loser I go see what my husband is doing.

>>742773785
$$ is for you, if you really want to get your ewhore something, use your own money.

>>742764174
Good for you

>>742779814
is this a pasta or do you just post this repeatedly in every thread?

>>742763948
Lucky how did this come to be I want the full story

bmpp

>>742763948
Pics or it didn't happen

>>742777236
Yeah no shit, nothing youre saying is different from anything anyone else thinks.

>>742777871
Retard alert

I have a 5.5 inch cock ad I wanna nwatch my gf get railed by a 10 inch bbc just to give her the pleasure i cannot.

I just had a crush on my cousin. I'd love to fuck her!

I'm into a girl from pakistan. I'm a white male. Any chance?

She's 17

>>742791603
virgin cuck. 5.5 is plenty if you know how to fuck her right. if you're in a LTR no reason why you shouldn't have mastered it by now .

>>742791664
Probably pics?

>>742761734
When I was 10 I was molested. Never told anyone. When I was 11 my brother and I were alone and I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He got really scared and said no. Our relationship has never been the same and we are really uncomfortable around each other.

>>742764942
I need more of this. Haven't jerked in 3 days and I'm ready to blow

>>742791750
I can get her off no problem. Usually im thinking about some other dude railing her when I get off though

>>742792070
Kik?

>>742792070
fair enough if it's more about the fantasy

>>742764509
You're full of shit, 90% of stuff on here is full of shit

>>742791787
are you male or female?

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I'm English and I live in the Philippines. I have a girlfriend here for 3 years, and we have a daughter. My girlfriend was a bargirl when I met her. I would pay $50 to take her out of the bar and fuck her (barfine).

After we got together, she quit work and traveled the world with me for 2 years, but when our baby was born, we got a nice house and settled down in the Philippines.

While she was pregnant, she told me how she wasn't happy in the bar, because she had so many problems at the time, and she wished she enjoyed her bar career more at the time, so I suggested that once the baby was a few month old, she goes back to work in the bar, while I'm away working, so she did.

Unlike other bargirls, who are desperate for money, my gf works there for the fun, and also to see if she can make more money than the other girls (even though she doesn't need it, and she gives most of her hooker earnings away, and treats her less fortunate friends.

She always tells customers that she get hot when she's making porn, so they guys let her make videos, and shares them to me as soon as she's done.

After a long break, she returned to work today, and was barfined within the first 30 minutes (most girls get barfined maybe 3 times a week)

She fucked a guy in his hotel and he came in her mouth. She spit it all over her face because she's totally convinced that face cum improves the skin.

Later after she was done with him, unlike almost all the other girls who go home, my gf immediately returned to the bar to look for more. She was then taken to a hotel by some Australian guy, who fucked her for 1 hour non stop before giving her another facial.

again she returned to the bar, no more barfines, but some guy was buying her drinks, and she sat on his table while he fingered her.

I don't feel the least bit jealous or bad about this
(pic related)

>>742793021
I've known some bar girls, and as long as you don't interrupt their work, they're a lot of fun.

>>742766428

Dude I'm here, still waiting for body pics or anything. I'm super interested as usual.

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>>742793182
I love her bar actually, but once she decided to return to work, I banned myself from going there. Don't want customers to be put off by knowing she has a rich fiance, also I'm ok with her fucking guys (and girls) but I don't want to be there when she's getting a customer

>>742793021
you in the service or something anon?

>>742793021
boing

>>742793555
Show facial pics and pussy pics

>>742763315
How do you meet people into that?

>>742793703
Not military, I work internationally though, I'm usually away for 6 week projects

>>742765360
>Robin of Sherwood

>>742793866
mind if I ask what you do?

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>>742793791
> Show facial pics and pussy pics
Here's one

>>742793954
I buy and sell aircraft

>>742794062
ah. nice.

>>742794105
I've been looking for a job that would put me over seas but if its not of the entrepreneurial persuasion its teaching English to mongoloids and I don't have an ESL cert.

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>>742793791
and here's a facial photo. Taken in March, when she still had blonde hair

>>742794243
Go for it. The guy she fucked this afternoon was a Canadian English teacher