I like to put bacon bits in my hair and bang people. Then the

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>>742750478
I want your bacon bits.

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>>742750566
you will make a very handsome cob salad

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>>742750562
Fine.
>>742750635
I'll toss your salad.

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>>742750832
we can add lots of dressing to us

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>>742750932
You're making my mouth water.

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>>742750133 . Dash
You haven't seen all the cross overs then.
And gender swap, pegging, and such.
Sloooooooot he is

>>742750371 . KATTEN
A game for 12 year olds.
You gring, swing, bounce, wall ride around to build style. Shoot mutants, Scavs(bandits), and robots.
Punk Rock Theme, memeful, and childish. But not DukeNukem childish.
Gun system of Ratchet & Clank. Not kidding. Open World style game. Super Hero story like inFamous, but kinda Second Son system not the first 2. But no Karma system (thank god).

Xbone only if I last recall.
Kinda fun, but really short.
Pretty style, meh game play, funny story (larp'ers are in it. And a pirate moment of larp'ing)

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>>742751340
My mouth is pretty moist right now too~

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>>742751420
that sounds pretty dang fun dude!!! I only have a 360 for the xboxes. I love DukeNUkem

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>>742751422
Maybe you need some meat in there.

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I'm a 28 year old virgin, should I commit suicide?

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>>742751608
I think there is only eggs and bacon in a cob though

>>742751722
nah I think it's ok.

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>>742751722
You existing makes people uncomfortable. You can take that as good or bad.

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>>742751920
Those are some cute cheetahs. Which humps which?

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>>742752042
i think the right one is the humper

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>>742751939

Why? every other gay guy has had sex with 10 people in high school already, 100 in college, and probably 1000 by their 40s. i feel like a loser. and it seems like furries can bareback with multiple people and never get stds while I struggle with hereditary issues.

>>742751976

why uncomfortable? why do you hate me?

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>>742751920
I didn't know that.

legalize crystal fuckin weed

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You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the place you die in. Up until now, you've simply sat in the front of your computer watching others live out their lives. But what do people see when they look into the mirror? Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic

>>742752082
niggah what. so you want to be a whore and get HIV AIDS and HPV and all the other ones?

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>>742752081
Hopefully he gota big penis.

>>742752123
Im speaking from experience. No one likes virgins.

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>>742752298
I don't fuck plants.

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>>742752309
I hope I die in this state, surrounded by garbage.

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>>742752413

Why does no one like virgins? How many people should a person slept with until they become likeable? What about those who are virgins but look cute but are too shy to go through with a one night stand?

>>742752380

but the poster below said no one likes virgins, i guess people like sluts a lot in the furry fandom, right?

>>742752510
how would you fuck a plant though, id understand a flower but like do you dig in the soil and just wiggle around till you get wrapped in the roots or somethin?

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>>742752570
Virgins are ugly and undesirable.

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>>742752655
There's probably a thread in /trash/ that could tell you.

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>>742752514
So are you going to watch yourself die here today, or do something about it? Yes, I'm sick. Sick from these feelings eating away at me from the inside, sick of people who don't appreciate their luck, sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of you who don't appreciate life. I'm sick of it all.

Reminds me, you would have probably liked my relative
His painting

>>742752705

but what about virgins who aren't ugly physically, just shy? How would they gain up the courage to have multiple one night stands and casual sex with 20+ people like you? all while avoiding stds from broken condoms?

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>>742752133
I don't know what all is in a cob salad actually.

>>742752298
drugs are bad though

>>742752309
hoi

>>742752413
idk but you know its barbed n spicy~

>>742752514
I can send you y garbage. we have a lot of it here.

>>742752633
well then maybe you should become a slut? Just start posting n craigslist and shit to get laid. get grindr and hornet and like thoe other websites and apps. Get dicked and or give the dick to as many people as you can. maybe a few a day if you have the free time. I can see you getting one fuck a day if you really try for it. you have to work for popping your cherry. I wish you the best of luck. stay strong buckaroo.

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>>742752910
Ive never had sex, I am an ugly virgin.
There are no good looking virgins because they would defeat the purpose of being a virgin, someone would of had sex with the person if they were good looking.

>>742753036

is that how you did it? how many people have you had sex with and how old are you?

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>>742752783
I am going to watch myself die.

I maybe would have liked him.

>>742753036
Send me a box of dirt.

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>>742751607
Its kinda fun
But the voice for the female sounds like Rainbow*cough*Crash*cough* >.>

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>>742753036
I had never heard of cob salad before you mentioned it.

>>742753067

But im not ugly looking, still get carded for wine.

>>742752782
i should go there instead of other boards, its basically named after me.

>>742753036
i like weed. the last time was before june and it helped a little in a tough situation. plus it made me hungry, which is important cause i dont get hungry as much as other people.

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>>742753252
You probably have a babyface. You look like an ugly little boy. No one wants to have sex with an ugly little boy unless its creepy old pedophiles in their 50s hanging out on craigslist.

>>742751722
nah. 30 is when it becomes hardest. you can just lie and say youre saving yourself for marriage at your point.
30, and youre a loser. theres always hope. youre just a massive loser with a bit of hope.

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>>742753036
I've looked for you far and wide, held a candle close to me in the darkness you carelessly left me in

>>742753137
Has melancholy taken the best of you

You can have this one for 7,000 currency
What do you see in his form

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>>742753129
I met 2 people from school and then after highschool we dated and touched benises. then Met like 2 people outside of school and we touched benises. I don't use those apps because I don't look for sex. I am not a whore. at least by my standards.

>>742753137
I can do that. I'll find my best dirt in my yard!

>>742753166
whos rainbow crash? is that a pony?

>>742753210
I know old people like it a lot. I saw it on the menu today at the lounge I went to.

>>742753406

not really

>>742753452
that's a giiiIIIIIIIIRL EEEEWWWW

>>742753417

why dose being a virgin at that age make you a massive loser?

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>>742753477
Show me what you look like then.

>>742753546
either too shy to function as a normal human being, ugly as sin, or unlucky as fuck.

its not an awful thing. you'd just be a loser among degens here.

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>>742753431
Melancholy is my bosom buddy.

I see intentional naivete. Only 7000 dollars?

>>742753452
Yes, send me a lot of dirt.

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>>742753404
Well you better not stop coming here.
>>742753452
I don't want to be salad old people like. I want to be salad you like.

>>742753615

how many people should a person have sex with not to be a loser? what about someone who fucked lots of people but got an std once but got it cured? does that make them a winner or loser?

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>>742753404
well that's good actually. I actually am pro medical marinara. The stuff works great for many things and I wish I could use it myself, but work will fire me if they detect it.

>>742753431
I like that painting. I don't love it but its pretty ok.

>>742753534
suck my butt

>>742753644
Sending a lot will be expensive. or just more than I am willing to spend on dirt. i wll send you some. a reasonable amount.

>>742753653
I like Caesar salads

>>742753785
Winners don't look to others for approval - they look inwards.

>>742753785
i never said to fuck everything that moves.
dont get butthurt.
im simply saying its a healthy human function that is highly enjoyable.
if you havent had it by 30, youve missed out on a lot of fun for reasons that may or may not be your fault. youve lost out. and so youre a loser.

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>>742753847
Enough to build a pueblo?

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>>742753785
At least one.
If you get a std at least you had sex and you're a better person than a virgin.

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>>742753847
Then grate some parmesan into your hair and let's do this.

>>742753961
(opposing argument anon to virginfag)
virgins arent bad people.
they just lost the lottery.
i mean, the chances of winning are pretty high.
but theyve lost all the same.

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>>742753932
mew

>>742753948
you can make like a small pile and make maybe like mini mountain. like 1/10000000000 scale

>>742754001
I'm gonna put so much dressing on you

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>>742753644
Name your price then
He was quite underrated, too much competition at the time

>>742753847
What would you hang on your wall

>>742753653
we'll see. i have reasons not to come around here but at the same time i do have reasons to stick around

>>742753847
yeah, id rather be able to buy it without a card because ive heard that you get a limit. its fun to just chill and light one up and play smash with your friends.

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>>742754126
Hello

>>742754132
I have some Pokemon I coloured tacked on my wall

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>>742754132
I can't afford any price. Possibly a trade.

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thread feels like a 2014 time capsule

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>>742754100
Virgin is the worst lable you can insult someone with. Thats why the leftists were calling white supremacists, "virgins".

You cannot be anything worse if you are a virgin.

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>>742754250
yeah there is a limit, but I wouldn't be binge smoking or eating the stuff. I really only want to use it for pain management

>>742754259
whatcha doooin

>>742754297
wowee

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>>742754126
I want to make a full scale pueblo.

>>742754313
you could be a rapist.
you could be a *child* rapist.
you could be a complete asshole incel cuckboi.

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>>742754262
I'm guessing you don't like any of this pretentious shit then
What if you had to choose

>>742754280
You implied you thought it was worth more, let it out

>>742754126
I might have to put my own dressing on as well.
>>742754250
Do what you feel is best. I still have you on steam.

And now I must go.

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>>742754405
those top two are better people than a virgin, because they're getting sex.

The bottom is a virgin, the absolute worst thing you can be in life.

Woah free watches only $0.00? YOU GOTT TO BE KIDIDNG ME

>>742754512

So, whats the best sex you've ever had?

>>742754512
no they certainly arent.
id much prefer to sit next to a virgin than a rapist.
violating the social contract is subhuman.
if you do so, youre pretty much an animal, and fair game to be killed.

>>742754575
I don't get it

>>742754386
yeah dont use it every day, its much more fun using it every now and then, or like every weekend. at least they're making advances on legalizing it in the states, even if it's slow.

>>742754487
idk we'll c

cya b.

So you can be a productive human being, help those who are in need of help, save someones life but if you're a virgin you're automically a loser?

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Who thinks nibi is just baiting really hard at this point raise your hand

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>>742754589
Ive never had sex. I am a shitty person.

>>742754593
Virgins are animals and fair game to be killed. You'd rather sit next to a rapist than you would me. You'd probably try to kill me and have sex with the rapist to celebrate

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>>742754462
I implied no such thing. I would think that a painter who has been around since the 20s at least would want to charge more.

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>>742754386
Nothing much

Planning on making peanut chicken with chow mein noodles.

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>>742754696
Virgins dont help people. If virgins helped people someone would of had sex with them.

>>742754696
That seems to be the general consensus

Thankfully I'm not among them, had mine stolen by a slut in HS and now i bang dudes. Much less drama

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>>742754402
well you can start with what I send you. hmph greedy

>>742754462
I would not call any of what you have posted pretentious.
I very much like that right there.
it looks sloppy though. It needs to be smoother at the points where the white and black connect.

>>742754487
mmmmmmm yeah

>>742754652
it's legal in my state, but lots of jobs will still screen and fire people for it.

>>742754764
that sounds really damn yummy dude! you should post pics when youre done

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>>742753404
Fag

>>742753452
Yeah
The blue cunt with rainbow hair

>>742754724
Nibi always bates

Probs why he's still a virgin kek

>>742754827

how many? did any of them actually want a caring loving relationship with you or were they all fuck buddies? what do you think of monogamous gays who've been together for years?

>>742754724
at this point im not sure. if hes an incels are dangerous and unstable, and have been responsible for numerous atrocities against the social contract.

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>>742754859
Will be in a few days here.

>>742754749
just because youre a shitty incel self-cucking edgelord, doesnt mean every virgin is.

also, normal people have voluntary sex.
where it is pleasurable for both parties.

if i found out a person is a rapist and unconvicted, hasnt served their time and become rehabilitated, i would kill them.

the aesir command it.

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Im a virgin because im not attractive. No one will have sex with me when they have Chad.

Like, would you drink a glass of muddy water or would you drink a glass of filtered water? Of course everyone is going for the filtered water. Its them going for everyone not me.

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>>742754859
I will, but I will need more.

>>742754859
lucky, its still illegal in illinois so. i havent been keeping up with the legal status as of recent but i hope they legalize it soon.

>>742754872
hi hunnbunns howre you

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>>742754754
He died in '96
That's just some of his art being auctioned off
I went to see his collection as well

>>742754859
Oh, okay
The one I just posted is a low quality photograph of a sculpture, couldn't find a better one because it has already been sold

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>>742755032
Now you're lying to virtue signal.

>>742755038
chad is just a construct /r9k/ basement dwellers created to justify not trying to better themselves.

"why try get gf when chad will take them from me and cuck me?"

anyone can become "chad"
it just takes actually trying and quitting your self-hate addiction.

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NIBIIIIII

>>742755038

post your face, maybe you're not so ugly after all and you just need a boost of self esteem

>>742754872
rainbow dash! My buddy and I are going to the mlp movie opening night. it's gonna be lit af

>>742754933
kickass!

>>742755056
I will do my best~

>>742755104
I hope so too.

>>742755117
Yeah that was a bad photo, but you can still see how it was poorly connected. I don't like what you just posted. Looks like child toys.

>>742755127
no, im fairly serious.
if given the opportunity to kill a rapist, i would take it.
if given the opportunity to kill a virgin i would walk on by.
if they were nice, and of the right sexual preference, i would likely sort things out.

its like you dont believe kindness exists because you yourself are not capable of it.

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>>742755218
Chad is born not made. Everyone would rather have chad than have a virgin.

>>742755305
It doesnt matter. Im a permanent virgin and no one will have sex with me.

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>>742755117
Did the auction go well?

>>742755342
That's all I can ask.

>>742755357

WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER GIVING A SERIOUS ANSWER?

of course no sane person would kill a virgin, of course not all virgins are ugly, of course not all virgins are losers. this guy is obviously a troll

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>>742755357
Youd kill the virgin and have sex with the rapist. Stop doing this stupid fucking reverse psychology shit with me.

>>742755444

if that's so you have nothing to lose by posting your face

>>742755342
how come, its already legal in your state. or do u hope because i hope we can hope together

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>>742755342
Hm I see
Maybe you'd like something more modern?

>>742755459
I'm not aware of how the auction went, I wasn't in connection with that side of my family when it presumably happened

>>742755496
correction, hes an incel. these dangerous self-hating rape apologists are a blight on society, as they spread. best you can do is attempt to fix them as best you can, but it rarely works due to self-induced brainwashing.

also i enjoy the debate.
something something banging my head on a brick wall so it feels good when i stop.

>>742755444

do it, post ur face matey

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>>742755545
I already know I have a face that isnt good enough for sex.

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>>742755459
thanks for being understanding of my limitations :3

>>742755569
because we can hope together and with out combined hope it will happen~

>>742755641
that's pretty dang neato

>>742755672
yknow what, asshole? im actually curious to see what face lies behind all that hate.

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>>742755641
That's too bad.

>>742755740
I am always understanding.

google searched "celebrity virgins" see at least 20-30 names. All successful, rich, and have attributed to endless entertainment. Issac Newton died a virgin, yes, a loser who advanced science. Why cant all virgins be losers who make millions, created entertainment that brings joy to millions, or advance the sciences? Nope, they didnt have sex so they are automatically ugly fat, and massive losers

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>>742755758
You dont care. You only care about your normie life of constant orgies.

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>>742755740
Do you like the style?

>>742755770
What about you, what do you think of digital psychedelic works like this?

>>742755672

post face, please, we need to know to what you look like, do it pleae!

>>742755886

im virgin and care, post face please

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>>742755907
I would not call it my favorite style, but it's pretty neat

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>>742755879
Those are lies from jews who rewrite history. If Newton actually had any impct on the world he would of needed sexual energy to put into his work.

>>742755740
lets rub our hope together.

>>742755886
im sorry what? i cant beleive youre not trolling.

"normie life of constant orgies" is just too ridiculous a phrase.

ive had sex like, once this month, with a two month long dry spell beforehand.

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I need hugs.

>>742756011
hug the snarf~

>>742754907
I should clarify. I have been bisexual for pretty much as long as I can remember, but grew up in the rural deep south where you just gotta stuff that part of you way down until it's completely repressed. I was in many unsuccessful and short-lived relationships with other women since my virginity was taken, but I'm too emotional and sensitive and I guess that turned them off? Whatever, I am who i am.

To get to the point, though, I have never actually banged a dude, I was exaggerating. However, I am in a LDR with a guy whom I've fallen very quickly and hard for. I have plans set in stone to go and see him for the first time on his birthday in 2 months, whereupon I will verily lose my homovirginity to him. So my answer to you is: 1 but also none? We both wanted something long-term so I have a 100% ratio on that so far

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>>742755907
I'm not big on the psychedelic stuff. I am interested predominantly in theory.

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>>742755913
>>742755945

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>>742756010
>two month dry spell
Ill one up you with my entire life is a pathetic dryspell.
Doubt you even went that long.

>>742756216
ill post my own face. and dick i guess, if thats youre thing.

>>742756290
no, youre right. i lost my virginity at 17.
woop dee doo.

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>>742756306
You post face first

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k bai

>>742756375
kay. lemme switch to phone.

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>>742755342
Lucky
My niece might be the reason I get to see it.

>>742755104
Saltier than a sea turtle
You?

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>>742755986
What would you call your favourite?
Or is it one of those "I'll know it when I see it" things

>>742756101
I've delved into spirituality and lost my connection to reality when I paint, I can't tell when I'm making it but the finished products always looks somehow disconnected

>>742756450
it's more of i know when i see it

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>>742756352
That makes you Chad.

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>>742756011
*gibs hugs

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>>742756415
There.

>>742756499
hardly. is just makes me someone whos had sex. we are the majority. nothing special.

>>742756515
>>742756515
i like your hair

>>742756515
You look awfully familiar, where are you from?

>>742756564
thankyou kindly.
i had it done recently, because the shaved bits were getting kinda boofy.

>>742756434
how come?
im waiting to play a game of csgo so. just waitin, contemplatin kms

>>742756624
>d-dad?

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>>742756450
I am fully connected to reality when I paint.

>>742756515
You look like the kind of person that eats a lot of Taco Bell and smells like nacho chz.

>>742756624
new zealand.

>>742756663
Oh hey look, it's the shitty art guy again. What's up? It's me from a few threads ago that remembers you from a few months ago. How did you pass art school in the first place?

>>742756663
we dont have taco bell here.
i also eat healthy, if hearty, and shower regularly.

>>742756515

you do know ugly ass people get sex too, right?

>>742756738
um, im not the incel. also, i dont consider myself ugly. so, yknow. fuck you.

>>742756663
>Projecting

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>>742756515
Why should I post face not that you have?
That is what people think when they wanna have sex and the choice is me and pretty much everyone else.

>>742756556
It is immensely important.

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>>742756501
The chubz demands that she sleep on my belly.

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>>742756880
>Why should I post face not that you have?

wat?

>>742756984
I thought I was having a stroke, thanks for confirming.

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>>742756721
>It's me from a few months ago
That means nothing to me.

>>742756736
Shame, you should be the kind of person who eats a lot of Taco Bell and smells like nacho chz.

>>742756869
>projecting
That means nothing to me,

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>>742756984
Everyone rather have sex with you so I have no need to bother showing my ugly face.

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>>742757016
Fuck off with your shitty artwork please. You post it every thread goddamn.

>>742757016
fast food isnt as big a thing in nz as it is in amerika from what i can tell.

i mainly eat in, or go to actual resturants if im going to eat out.

>>742757016
>That means nothing to me,
It means you're assuming something very specific of another person and judging them by it to hide the fact you're like that and ashamed of it

>>742757103
we had a deal, incel.
show your face.

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>>742757107

He doesn't post it for you, pleb

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>>742757107
>fuck of with your shitty artwork
That means nothing to me.

>>742757177
You are from New Zealand?

>>742757197
>it means you're assuming something
That means nothing to me.

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>>742757213
If everyone has no obligation to have sex with me then I have no obligation to anyone.

>>742757107
i kind of like it. it feels like he makes it for himself, and no-one else.
gives it a freeing feel.

>>742757281
yep. im grawlix.

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>>742757251
Okay
>>742757281
Okay
>>742757344
It makes no fucking sense though, it's just a bunch of brush strokes with some shapes and different colors.

>>742757329
see, even though you said it, you still sound like an entitled child.

plus, someone actually might fuck you if you put any effort in. seriously.
try being pleasant for a week, and go to a bar/ use grindr or something for at least one day of that week.
like, you dont have to like it, just pretend.

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>>742757372
Grawlixx?

>>742757281
I can see you're in 5 year old's defense mode

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>>742756640
Life

>>742756911
I agree with her

>>742757491
i dont tend to spell it with two "X's.
im on furrymuck and grindr and steam and stuff.

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>>742757483
Ive done that for 7 years. The harder I try the harder people dont want to have sex with me so im just not trying. Ill entertain the fact with people but I already know they're just fuckign with me, dangling a carrot on a stick in front of my face and yanking it away if I dare reach for it.
I hate people.

>>742757539
what part of life is makin you salty?

>>742757639
yeah, i can see that.
look. just post your face and ill see if i can give you some advice on your aesthetics.
if im stumped, ill admit defeat, and declare you unfuckable.

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>>742757480
>it's just a bunch of brush strokes with some shapes and different colors
That's all painting is.

>>742757507
I refuse to engage.

>>742757588
I don't know what furrymuck is. I don't have grindr or steam.

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>>742757735
Why should your opinion matter when 7 billion people already declared me unfuckable?

>>742757741
furrymuck is the oldest online gathering place for furries in existance.
started in the late 80's, its a massive text-based RPG like experience.
do look it up, and say hi to goldy and sonarr from me if you decide to join.

>>742757741
Keep talking

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>>742757829
To be honest I'm probably not going to look it up.

>>742757857

>>742757827
be honest. its probably like, 8000 people youve communicated to any great extent with.

sure, thats not a great scorecard, but theres a shitload more. maybe a specific culture finds you attractive, you never know.

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>>742757539
But I got to go boil eggs for egg salad.

>>742757901
(You)

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>>742757961
Cool.

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>>742757904
Everyone is predictable and uses the same words. No one will have sex with me.

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>>742757827

here, ill even post my face if you post yours. someone in this thread told me i have a baby face that makes me look like an ugly little boy even though im 28, so here, you judge.

>>742758151
i think you overvalue the predictability of humanity.
there are a shitload of crazy ass people.
including myself.

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>>742757692
My bad luck
And other stuff

>>742757932
K

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>>742758195
You look like a prick who would fight with me over some ass, or basically anything.
You look like a greedy half-breed nigger.

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>>742758272
Humanity is shit.

welp, i need a smoke if im going to bed at a reasonable time. its been good arguing with you, incel.
you have my pity.
not because you cant get laid, but because of your self hate and brainwashing.
however much you may hate it.

>>742758343

what?

>>742758288
there there, is oki, itll get better hopefully