Ask our humble deer anything

*closes eyes and meditates on the magnificent antlers and my question*

IS OP'S MOM GONNA DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT?!

rest ankle?

are my lights on?

will I ever find a restaurant who's fish and chips doesn't completely disappoint?

is she moving here

is the girl I love still a virgin

no i wont fucking chill is she actually moving here or not

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>>742741924

>>742742033
harsh, dude

will i get the job at e?

Will me and karen have sex?

i mean are we smashing or nah

Is OP a faggot?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>742741320
Does she like me.

>>742742265
but she weights like 105

>>742741320
Will I fuck OP's mom?

>>742741320
?

>>742742269
Yes.

>>742741320
>>742742290
Re-roll, does she like me ?

>>742741320
am i going to create my own town?

>>742742281
Yes.

>>742742373
fuck u

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>>742742305
Guess not. Humble Deer speaks truth.

Will I get it

Shall I try Prince of Persia?

>>742741320
will i ever learn the true meaning of love, sacred deer?

>>742741320
Does she like me

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>>742742424
No chill, bro.

Am i losing it?

>>742742498
ye

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>>742742305
>>742742424
>>742742522

I don't think you guys know how perfect all of these posts were to be in these number orders...

>>742741320
Humble Deer, i implore you, will I need spinal surgery tomorrow or am I good?

Will i die?

Well I ever get with her?

>>742742702
fuck, that's a relief. Thanks humble deer, you're a real bro

>>742742707
Have we found the immortal /b/ user ?

>>742741320
am i big gay faggot who should have his face raped by an AIDS infected nigger?

>>742741320
was she really pregnant?

To fap or not to fap

>>742742869
outstanding. follow up question: will i get a girl to hold me down and wank me while calling me a faggot and making fun of the scar on my dickhead?

>>742741320
do i even have a chance/should i try

>>742742889
>was she really pregnant?

1/100

So she really just took my money and put it in her pocket instead of getting an abortion?

>>742742970
reroll..

>>742743010
what the fuck

>>742742707
>>742742809
both of these are perfect in relation to eachother

>>742742889
>>742742990

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>>742742305
>>742742424
>>742742522
>>742742613

Fucking top kek, haven't laughed this hard over something this dumb in a minute. 10/10

>>742741320
Does TH want me back?

>>742742889
>was she really pregnant?
>>742742990
>>was she really pregnant?
>1/100
>So she really just took my money and put it in her pocket instead of getting an abortion?
>>742743051
>>>742742889 (You)
>>>742742990 (You)
>>742743051
>>742743051
>>742743051

I KNEW IT

K
N
E
W

I
T

>>742741320
Will WW3 happen int the following decade?

>>742743029
answer unclear, final reroll

Does everyone sleep poorly in nuclear radiation?

>>742743091
Will she ever try to get me back and be her man again?

>>742741320
Will I win powerball?

Am I a nigger?

Should I hang myself?

Will I find a cutie pie this year?

>>742743215
Reroll, I want a better answer you shitty deer

will she notice me?

>>742741320
Will i succeed in life?

>>742743320
Roll again

Will America get nuked?

Does she want me?

>>742741320
Will we ever get back together?

>>742743396
>yes but
We're gonna FUCK the shit out of them back?

>>742741320
Fuck this shit?

Will I pass my exam tomorrow?

>>742743463
noice.

Does paige went the dick

The thought in my head

>>742743510
Fuck maybe i should just study instead

Do i forgive faggot brice?

will i find gf soon?

Will Trump kick off WWIII?

>>742741320
will i ever reach my idea of success?

Does she wanna smash

>>742743661
Okay we are so fucked >.>
We're getting nuked, and WWIII is beginning

i will die tomorrow?

>>742743652
Will this guy fuck Brice anally?

Will I get a good bj this year

>>742743713
TOPKEK

>>742741320
is it time to fap

>>742743685
>Too fat
kek

>>742741320
Should I feed any expectations about G, humble deer?

>>742743806
But what please I need answers

>>742741320
will i get a mommy gf?

>>742743860
Same question, rolling again.

>>742741320
should I fap tonight?

Fap or not

Will we go out?

>>742744014
Nice

>>742741320
will my life get better?

>>742741320
Will I start making more money than before at work soon?

>>742741320
Will she and I be a couple?

>>742741320
SHOULD I SLEEP?

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>>742743808
TFW
>Doesn't matter

Rerolling for my self esteem

>>742744111
Trips dont lie?

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>>742744111
That's 3 times, it's a yes.

FUCK

>>742744154
I AM CHILL, BRO

>>742744111
My trips dont lie?

Should i really sleep? Tired af deer

>>742743713
Should we even care

>>742741320
Should I quit my day job to pursue my hobby as a career?

Is she gonna come back?

We he get back in touch today?

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Should I kill myself?

Will my plan work?

>>742744413
>Doesn't matter
TOPKEK

Will he get back in touch with me today? asking again.

will i finally be able to kill myself

These answers are kind of eerie though. Real talk.

does she liek meh cx

No seriously tho does she want to smash

>>742744643
Why? I think it matters

>>742741320
Did Hitler have to die?

>>742744643
>Doesn't matter
So like... Is she gonna die before they can fuck or what?

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>>742741320
Will i ever get an anthro-deer as a waifu?

>>742744705
FUCKING LOL'D
>Doesn't matter
>Too fat

>>742744705
She weighs like 90 lbs and is like 5'7". Try again asshat

will i ever be fulfilled with a family

Will it happen eventually?

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>>742744767
motherfuck. Though it's nice to know for certain.
>>742741320
>double question:
will there ever be irl anthros?
&
Will i ever have a wife in general?

>>742741320
Am I gay?

>>742744800
Is she like 13?

>>742744956
but .. ill always be a nigger?

Will my life ever get truly better? 100% self-sufficient, job I can be proud of, shit I own, a family, all that

>>742744977
lmao

>>742744977
Is a double negative a yes?

>>742744982
Ok.
Bad luck.

Will Furfags develop cosmetic surgery for things like horns n' shiet?

>>742745008
No, shes just skinny as fuck

>>742745091
that isnt a double negative you dense ape

>>742741320
will i?

>>742744800
No, YOU try again. Faggot deer

am i wasting my time

>>742741320
?

>>742745163
Never never like in "never gonna be never" you idiot

>>742745229
I WILL NOT GET CUCKED BY A DEER

Now tell me. Does. she. want. to. smash

>>742745317
Fuck you deer. Fuck you

Will trump be impeached?

>>742745420
...Why roll again? is there something you havent told me?

will i find love?

>>742745538
Well deer? Spit it out! Does it have to do with the femanon i was talking about

>>742745604
Goddammit deer i swear to god just answer the question

>>742741320
Will I ever find somebody who mutually loves me rather than just have people who love me?

>>742745534
Will he die in office then?

Does she like me

>>742745773
Because America's fucked anyway?

>>742741320
Do the thing?

>>742745818
well then

>>742745695
Really. Thats it. Thats what you were gonna tell me. Lick my sphincter deer

>>742741531
Lol

does anyone actually love me?

>>742745818
to think a deer would give you the ultimate redpill anon.
Steaking of, blue-deer or whatever is a jewtuber who redpills with academics, worth a look.

Also america is in a recession because of their lib-degeneracy, watch as it crumbles regardless of who is it's figure head (because president is powerless).

>>742745948
We love you anon.
God bless you with a good life, good night.

Will I die before the age of 40?

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>>742741320
Humble deer,
will the solar eclipse have a positive effect by killing all of the plants in Africa and make the starving negros die faster?

>>742746108
sorry buddy

>>742741320
Does susana miss me?

Sacred Deer, do you reliably account for the future?

>>742741320
Should i stop pursuing an on/off girl i still have feelings for?

Should i ask her out tomorrow?

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>>742746141

>>742746218
Fantastic.
Will either my mother or I be the sole winner of the MegaMillions jackpot between now and the drawing on September 26, 2017?

Should i kill myself?

will i go to jail for my porn

>>742746226
>>742741320
But what?

>>742741320
Dear Deer, is my girlfriend going to be a bitch tonight?

>>742746301
Great to hear!
Thank you, Sacred Deer.

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are we still together?

Will my dick work again?

Should i ask her out tomorrow??

Will i smash ugly girl?

Anal?

Is whitney really an m&m?

>>742741320
will i fap tomorrow?

>>742746490
Reroll

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>>742746141
bye bye blacky

>>742741320
should i keep living?

>>742741320
I'm making some deer burgers, do you want one?

>>742746530
re

>>742741320
Do I have aids?

Should I kill myself

Am I gay?

>>742741320
should i smoke a blunt in 30 min?

>>742741531
Astonishing.

You want succu succu

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>>742746732
fuck you deer, im still going to

>>742746555
>Sacred Deer says deer burgers are too fat
>Trips
Shit, I dunno how to react to that.
>>742746666
THE DEVIL WANTS YOUR SOUL, /b/RUH

>>742741320
rolling for a question to long to ask or explain

why?

but?>>742748036

deer... thats not very humble

will it get better?

>>742741320
Does she like me?

>>742741320
Is it over

>>742741320
Did she cheat

>>742741320
What do then?

Are things gonna go anywhere with that one girl

>>742741320
Lol k gotchu. What aboot girl @ Work?

>>742749562
Re roll

>>742741320
Thnx deer bro.
We talking about Sophi right

>>742741320
Orly? So e then?

>>742741320
!!!!! Woooorrrddddd

Ill die before im 30?

>>742741320
Uhhh wut why

Can i get something out of her?

>>742741320
will I find Kurisu?

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>>742750080
yay!

do i still have a chance at life?

>>742750200
reroll

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>>742750160
again?

>>742741320
Will she find out

>>742750222
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

is there a god?

>>742750373
is there a devil

>>742741320
Will I pass training tomorrow?

>>742750222
Kek
Three no's, sorry anon, It'll never happen.

>>742741320
will i become rich

>>742750373
>>742750413
u right ma nigga

>>742750373
>>742750413
Kek

are traps gay?

>>742741320
yes?

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Cut it to me straight Dear, am I wasting my time with her?

>>742741320
Should I continue lying to my girlfriend and keep leading her on despite the fact that I dont love her?

>>742741320
Will I pass the subject?

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>>742750600

at least I got dubs

am i doing the right thing?

>>742741320
Will I be able to move before October?

>>742750644
Is that a yes or no?

Are my freinds Stoopid

>>742750774
The fuck

Am i a Stoopid

Will someone screen cap the good shit in this post?

will boat sex happen in episode 7?

>>742750761
Hope has been restored.

>>742741320
will i get a gf this year?

>>742751800
roll

>>742741320
will I ever find happiness in my life?

>>742741320
Will I ever get my shit back?

Will I die virgin?

does my gf really love me?

>>742741320
Should I try to go to bed early

>>742751960
re roll

Will karly show me her tits by the end of the week

am I the deer

>>742741320
Was that really necessary?

Are you more humble than k dot?

>>742752196
Will Karly get raped by a niglet by the end of the week

>>742741320
>>742741320
Am i going to get another girlfriend soon?

>>742752360
Roll

>>742752196
>>742752360
>>742752395
You like zeh fat girl's tits

>>742741320
Should I ask her out again?

>>742753425
Reroll I guess

>>742753482
You know what fuck you I'm doing it anyways

suicide?

will I stay a wizard forever?

>>742741320
Should I make excercise?

>>742741320
Her

Will the sky split open tomorrow unleashing the Great Old ones upon us. Bask and revere in their glory!

Can humble be a tiger or lion or a liger . Or a tiger shark robot calculator alien hybrid chicken infused monkey that grants wishes .... or a genie

should i break up with her?

Did you come out as gay to your family yet?

Do you poo in the loo?

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>>742741320

smoke abowly??

>>742741320
will I be released earlier from work today?

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>>742755076
>Doesn't matter prices, just have an online shop

magicwatch.berubnet.com

Am i faggot?

is my rig going to work

Are you a deer?

>>742756110
ARE YOU A DEER?

>>742741320
Will I have sex before 2018?

>>742741873
thats deep as fuck

>>742741320
should i ask her out?

>>742741320
Will I ever fug Mikayla?

>>742741320
Sex with Skyla?

>>742741320
are you chill humbledeer?

>>742741320
will i fail

>>742741320
Am I gonna fuck his mouth?

>>742741320
Hey humble deer will i get back together with her?

>>742741320
sup nigger, are you some kind of Finnish god?

Should Jen dye her hair purple

>>742741320
Is he going to ride my cock?

>>742756625
Umm can I reroll on this

>>742756716
Um ok
Re asking

Should she buzz her hair?

>>742742009
1% chance shes a virgin

>>742741320
If its 6, I'll do it

>>742741320
Does she love me?

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>>742741320
Will I get the promotion I interviewed for.

>>742741320
Will I start a romantic relationship with SJH tomorrow?

This deer fake?

Will my anxiety ever stop?

>>742756870
Rolling again

>>742741320
Should I try?

Should I fuck off;

Should i stay in engineering?

>>742742507
harsh

>>742756864
But I really want the position. I've worked very hard for it.

>>742741320
Is this going to be a fart or a poop

>>742756975
It's a desk job though, perfect for a fatty like me. You sure you dont know if i'll get it?

>>742741320
Ive discovered how to nake a cat obey me through asphyxiation and emotional trauma. Is this ethical?

>>742756970
Reroll

>>742741320
>can i quit drugs soon plz?

does she feel the same

>>742757018
Fuck yeah.

>>742757040
reroll

>>742757091
hey thanks deer, i'll get right on that

>>742742869
its hiv infection bich