How long no sex /b/?

>>742711454
Two years and about 8 months.

couple months
just moved to a new place and I don't have any friends here really... definitely not easy to get laid without friends making you look like a friendly normal person.....

>>742711454
You wouldn't believe me. Then again, this is /b/; you might.

since april, but no penetration, oral and fingering

219000 hours

16 Months... Live in Spain now, almost a year. don't speak spanish. makes it harder...

>>742711454
almost a year

Almost exactly a year

>>742711454
got herpes, how do i get herpes laid

>>742711454
Wow a week it was great but now we dont talk anymore. Just like the past six yrs

>>742711454
19 years

1 month. FeelsBadMan

>>742711454
27 years, why?

>>742711454
almost ten years now...

22 hours, if my wife knew id be fucked again

>>742711454
17 years

Like 6 hours ago. Just took her home after we woke

>>742711454
Never. And I can't really imagine doing it either.

>>742711454
18/virgin

ITs been 8 years.

Last G/F really fucked with my head now I dont trust any women.

I dont have any game either. IDK what it takes to do a one night stand.

>>742712345
nice straight
stay woke

>>742711454
Yesterday in the shower. I cried tho lol.

>>742712040
19 years
>tfw strict as fuck Muslim parents
It gets to your head, having Quran repeatedly recited to you just reinforces the dogma.

18 years

BTW, how to Tinder when all you want to do is get laid?

>>742711454
26 years. Btw I'm 26.

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>>742712196
You're nineteen aren't you

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>>742711454
Since 2004. Ex wife turned me off on women.

>>742712298
underage b&?

>>742712447
You had sex 19 years ago?

I suppose your dick was inside a woman.

>>742711454
3 weeks
life's hard

~5 years 6 months
I'm 23

>>742711454
One month

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A bit I'd say

>>742711454
A little over 5 years now.

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They may not be funny, smart of strong.

But! they can be quite cool.. sometimes!

Any other cool chicks you'd like to share? My hd borked and wanna fill it with random shit again.

>>742712447
That is the problem we have today, you guys don't stand up against your family. it is 2017- look it up, being anything else that slightly spiritual is retarded.. Also is not just ok to rape anyone without a burka according to strict muslim believes?

about a week

>>742711454
Two weeks. Then I found out my gf was pregnant.

29.5 years

>>742712895
Not him but as a former muslim rape is never okay in islam. At least thwts how i was taught hy my parebts and my whole family so of course there are sandnigger that think its okay to rape and behead people in the name of allah

>>742711454
almost 24 years

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>>742711454
S-sex..? Hmmm.. I haven't heard about that word.. Is it a noun..? Or actually hold on.. have I.. It's just been so long, I know I've heard about this "Sex" before but what the hell is it..?

>>742711454
I haven't. How do I change this without a prostitute /b/?

>>742712459
Take some nices pics for your profile. Steal a couple of opening lines that you know work. Make her talk a lot. Pay for dinner and drinks. It's not rocket science.

>>742713147
Like the ones that goes to Sweden it seems...

>>742711454
1 year

Broke up with my girl about a week ago. So..about a week

Like 2 weeks. Need to fuck again soon, next weekend hopefully.

>>742711454
8 months. I've had opportunities just not girls I'm really into

658 days
>I've tried but school was more important

24 years, kinda feels bad but I also don't really care atm

>>742711454
16 hours

About 12 hours.. Too long. Think I'll get some tonight.

Not too long after doing this

https://dothethingneedsdoing.com

7 months since I broke up with psycho ex

I just butt fucked a trap for $20

>>742712040
come on mate, t's not that hard

>>742711454
Since approx 1989. I'm old, and miserable.

>>742711454
Had sex on friday, a bit meh.

>>742714045
Well, hard to find girls that speak english, also the people I know... no chance. Yea, easier in Norway. anyways. confience is the problem... yea, lame excuse I know..

>>742713147

Blowing yourself up is a set-up by Khomeini, made up with some US spies mindfuck tactic to fuck with Russia, Saddam, then some other mudrace brought it against THE JOES. Sent buses of school kids to clear minefields, had fountains of blood in the city square. It was never meant to hit civilians at first. The other Islam doesn't even have martyrdom in its doctrine, but seemed useful. Then international cholo boneheads went a-jihad-in' and well, now it turned around to fuck Iran and Syria. Boum, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_c2qqA-6Y

29 years and 24 days

2 years I was on e last time I had sex don't know if it really counts as sex.

>>742711454
33 years

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>>742711454
i had sex 50 times this weekend

>>742711454
Wizard.

All these people saying 33 years 19 years etc etc just pay a fucking hooker what are you waiting for.

>>742714560
Did you fuck the furniture or a person, it counts if it was a person...

>>742714706
>just pay a fucking hooker what are you waiting for.
a hooker; I live in BFE

>>742714713
It was a person but my dick didnt really work all the time and i got so scuffed dick from it.

>>742714613
fucking a ditto to breed doesn't count charmander

>>742715037
BFE?

>>742712040

you just go up to girls and yell out "fucky fucky?"

>>742711454
14 years...

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>>742711454
Never

22 hours

>>742713147
>of course there are sandnigger that think its okay to rape and behead people in the name of allah

only the remaining 99.9999%

>>742711454
Around 4-5 months, in a relationship that ended a few weeks ago. Sucked because she had a killer body but she never felt like having sex, and my libido is sky-high.

>>742715307
>BFE?
"Bumfuck Egypt" or in other words far from civilization... it's a local expression I guess?

>>742711454
3 years.

>>742715526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ArIg1Btp8

>>742712481
Or been married 20 years

>>742712895
Is it more retarded than believing in a magic nothing that exploded for no reason?

I would have had to of had sex to have a last time to have had sex

Its been six months since i lost my virgunity to a no walls hooker

>>742716976
>in a magic nothing that exploded for no reason
Nobody claims nothing exploded into something, we are pretty certain about what happened just after the big bang, nobody knows what caused it.
If you do claim to know, please share.

>>742711454
20years

>>742712447
That's funny. It's repudiated to have the opposite effect on christian girls.

>>742711454
7 >YEARS and I'm nuts

Don fuck wit me b

wait dis is r no

>>742711454
23 years.
Don't see it changing anytime soon.

>>742711454
About 15 hours

>>742711454
18 hours, just to be that dick in this thread. Prior to that, 4 months.

>>742711454
about 7 hours (maybe closer to 6.5)

>>742712238
underrated post

>>742711454
10 years

>>742713147
It makes me happy that now we can disambiguate between Muslims and sandniggers, just like with black people and niggers or Hispanics and wetbacks.

>>742712227
Wanna fuck?

>>742712400
Same boat
7 years though

>>742716214
Not the other anon, but the acronym you used must be local to you. Bumfuck Egypt is everywhere, but you say BFE and I think of aerospace suppliers.

>>742711454
Had it yesterday.

I'm 20 and am a virgin....

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>>742711454
Op here, 2 months, with a hoker.
Single since may '16

How do you feel about not getting any?

>>742719062
You must be gay.

>>742716831
kek

also being a slave

>>742711454
28 years
and beyond

16 days , 4 hours and 23 minutes

26 years

>>742711454
35 minutes

>>742712447
Same here but I fucked some nice Christian pussy, I became agnostic because I dont wanna fuck with religion, suggest you do the same.
Had sex like 3 hours ago with an old high-school prom date.

>>742713051
Oh