when was the coziest time of your life?

>>742688387
MODS

>>742688387
when I was 16 life was gud

>>742688387
Going to school, coming home, playing halo2 with my buddies all day till bedtime.

New games just dont compete, and the gaming community is so toxic you cant meet people to form up a group

>>742688457
FAG

>>742688387
When I was in my late teens early twenties.
Get up, work, come home with about 100 bucks in my pocket, get high and play N64 all night. Good Times.

>>742688569
Video games? That was wildest time of your life?

>>742689401
>coziest

Is when I brought a house and rent it out using cozy.com

>>742688387
From birth to the moments before I had kids. From then on, it's been less cozy and more suicidy.

>>742688387
Being in college, attractive and no real responsibilities.

>>742688884
Right. Can't appreciate possible cheese pizza.

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>>742688387
I'm pretty cosy now. Living in a sweet apartment by myself. Just chilling on my new memory foam matress playing some San Andreas with some homemade flapjacks to snack on.

>>742688457
Vagina is not against the rules, otherwise pussies like you would not be allowed.

>>742688387
Real time my nig. Life is good

>>742688387
from last october to last january, first girlfriend, uni student with own house (for both of us, with roomates), always in bed fucking, loving eachother and loving the life

too bad we had a few months of bad heartquakes at the time in a dangerous zone but nothing lost in the end, just a bit of worries...

now it's over, ready for a new one

>>742689748
why are the light switches 2ft off the ground?
also why teh fuck you have so many candles

Warm house in winter, sitting in front of the TV with my sister, watching SNICK in the early 90's. Are You Afraid of the Dark? and the Adventures of Pete & Pete still hit me like comfort food.

>>742688387
Last year of highschool. I spent my days browsing /a/, /jp/ and /c/, playing games with friends, sometimes going out. Overall pretty cozy times, I didn't have anything big to worry about.

>>742689748
>comfy
>$30,000 worth of candles
checks out

/r/dd9m3r20

>>742690066
What light switches? Are you blind?

I remember when i was around 14 to 17 yo. Those were the best 3 years of my life. Come home from school, get out with friends play football, enjoying summer with the clique, going to the beach, first gf, first sex, first blunt,first beer, first almost everything. Those 3 years were the best i can remember. The last year especially, fucked like a rabbit allday allnight, mom and dad were on their vacation for 2-3 months i was home alone, had enough money for 2 years, had a gf, everytime something fun and interesting. Chiling on the deck of the house in mid summer around 1-2 am drinking beer with the friends and gf, smoking and after that fucking. Man i miss all that

>>742690450
wish i was smart enough to enjoy those years, did part of that but didn't have the right friends nor the right mind...

where are you from btw?

>>742690994
Europe my dud

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>>742689968

sure doesn't look like "her" hand, sport. thanks for the laugh though, never seen anyone put a condom on a dog. wtf is the point?

>>742691222
it feels like italy or spain, we have best summers here

>>742688457
Hahahah you are saying mods cuz of a shaved pussy???? Fucking idiot

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>>742689797

sure as fuck looks like cp. dem underformed puffy lips. dem little girl panties.

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>>742691582

>>742688387
In a coma. Best sleep you'll ever get. Closest thing you can get to it is heroin.

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>>742688457

>>742690066
He's american, here in the USA we don't have switches on our outlets, they're just always live

>>742691582
? are you serious? have you ever even seen a little girls pussy?

>>742691844
meant to reply to
>>742690299

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>>742691919

>>742688387
Right now is pretty cosy tbh fam.
>25
>renting a room in London, got space for all my shit
>got a nice PC for my games
>job is easy as fuck, a bit boring but very unusual
>all my friends from home are here because why wouldn't you live in London
>saving money
>bed is comfy
only drawback is my part-time master's, which I can do but which requires good motivation

>>742691582
You sure know a lot about cp.

>>742691844
we also use 120V a 60Hz instead of a pathetic 110V at 50Hz

>>742688387
Right after I graduated high school, when my family was happy with me for once.

>>742689401
"Coziest"

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>>742688387
I'm still waiting for that time to happen.

When I was a kid having huggles with my third nanny.

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>>742688387
When I got my first one-man kill in EvE online.
It was a cyno rookie ship.

>>742691919

um, no

>>742692078
I feel you bro, moving out of my parents' house was the best after so many years of annoying bullshit. I lived at home for 3 years after graduating from uni and the shit I had to put up with drove me fucking nuts

>>742691993

dem little girl hips, not yet rounded

>>742691757
>>742689968
>15 yo
so CP?
Bitch doesn't look 15

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>>742692006
We have 230/400 volts in our homes and 60hz means just a higher conductor impedance

>>742692012
why the fuck would i even have cp on a networked computer? use your fucking head.

>>742688457
>>742688387

yeah pretty sure that's like a 7 year old girl

>>742692241
You're the expert dude.

It was 2 years ago or smth during summer in a tent w/out a matress of some sort w/ my ex . Ironically the ground was pretty irregular and uncomfortable , though it was purely awesome I felt so good and so relaxed and that makes me regret her so much ... (Also got laid for the first time this night )

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It difficult to pinpoint exactly when life went from a time when every day seemed to be exciting and filled with contentment to the time when there are no more surprises, and you discover everyone sucks. Sitting in his waiting room, ready to die.

But I think it began right after I lost my virginity and got hooked on pussy. Been going downhill ever since.

>>742692345
it isnt.
you can see dense hair follicles.

>>742691757
This absolutely baffles me, women who fuck dogs baffle me. You get to choose and select the person you want to fuck, and instead of doing so you decide, ''You know what, that furry ass, four legged, all the time barking, looking nigga looks good, imma suck it's dick''

Fuck me, female bestiality legit makes me contemplate how fucked up the female psyche can become.

>>742691757
Fuck

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The coziest time of my life was when I was around 19. I worked mornings as a 3rd key at a small town gamestop. Used to smoke a little weed before opening up shop. In the summer, like clockwork, some kid would pull up on his bike, and I'd ask him what game he wanted to play. I'd throw a gut copy into the demo unit we had, and they'd always be happy as shit.

Ah, early 2000s. 99 cent gas, qt nerd girlfriend, and Jack in the Box tacos. Those were good days.

>>742691757
thats fucking HOT

>>742691757
that's hot!

also that thick assed bitch is a fat almost-cougar, not some larping faggot's cousin

>>742692724
It doesn't make any sense logically. Men fuck due to the need to fuck, that could explain why some men touch goats and other shit, but women? Female sexuality driven completely differently, and yet some decide that and animal is a good breeding partner, what the fuck?

>>742692724

hard to tell, but that's your cousin on the right and the horse on the left, right?

>>742692613
Is it really so hard to understand kiddo? Chicks secretly love rape, dogs are rapists by nature and have massive dicks which is also what women want. 1+1=2 mutherfucker

>>742692592

those aren't hair follicles

pretty sure this thread is just trying to see how many laws it can break

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>>742691757

>>742691757
MOAR

>>742693115
go on

>>742692613
>e how fucked up the female psyche can become.

they do it for the fucked up men that force them to. yeah, granted it's still fucked up psyche but for a totally different reason. some women will do anything their abusive mate tells them to.

>>742692613
they're paid, you dumb, same reason they fuck men.

>>742688457
What are you on about dicksplash look at them there child bearin hips feckin cocksnot

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When I was in early high school and my mom lived in the city but worked. In the summers I'd just hang out on my computer all day and watch movies, and for food could walk to Einstein's Bagels every morning and get a chocolate chip bagel with cream cheese since at the time I was a fatty and didn't care. Then for lunch I'd go to the asian noodle place.

>>742693115
that's a big doggo

>>742693128
I wouldn't be caught dead googling the average size of a dog's dick, but that is a very shallow and un-fulfilling answer on what happens cognitively within a female brain that comes to the conclusion, ''yeah imma let that thing bust a load inside me''.

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Probably from birth until I started school. Unscathed, unstressed, nothing to experience except days of bliss feeling nothing but mom & dad's love.

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>>742693523

>>742693405
beethoven?

>>742692006
Most of the eu uses 230 you cuck
Enjoy fuses blowing when you use the vacuum and blender at the same timw

Last time I was away on vacation in Europe
>No work
>No obligations
>Spent every day wandering around getting delicious food and beer, going to museums and shit
>Then spend the evenings at a french girl's place fucking her brains out
Living the dream for a few weeks there.

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>>742693726
What a cute car in the background. That little van a cute CUTE!

>>742693899
I take trips like that once a year by myself. No friends or family around christmas so I just fly someplace and check it out for a few weeks.

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>>742693115
>>742693405
>>742693726

>>742692202
Then how can you possibly know what a little girl's pussy is supposed to look like?

>>742689748
can you show whole room?

>>742692184
Sauce on image?

>>742694252

I've seen little girls pussy's because I've been to the beach and OP's photo is a 7/8 year old

maybe it doesn't count as porn because there is no dick or smt

mods are naive/asleep or dead i think

>>742694749
that pic has been posted before many times

>>742693899
How'd you get to the French girls places? Just hook up at wherever you are and head back? Wanting to make a trip like that to help get over someone, never had any problems getting laid before, just not sure how it might work in another country

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>be 8
>hanging out with my brothers in our room
>its a rainy, cloudy day
>playing fable
>enjoying the cozy music and atmosphere of the game, especially oakvale on our bad under our blankets
>all 3 of us are taking turns playing and fighting bosses
>eating oven cooked pizzas and mountain dew game fuel

i miss those times guys

>>742694749
>I've been to the beach so I know little girl pussy when I see it

???

>>742694050
Just got here
What I miss

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>>742689748
>that many candles
dude explain your life please

>>742694749
Sooo you're saying you look at little girls privates thats straight fucked!!!

>>742695212

sure, I dunno, I just buy as many candles as I can to hide the overpowering smell of cheetos, BO and despair

>>742695015
>>742695380
parents let their kids run naked on the beaches
also you fucking newfags should know this place was full of cp a couple of years ago
now everything is full of fucking normies here

>>742694749
You are a new fag.
That image is probably older than you. I've been seeing it forever and it's not CP. Sorry every girl you've ever seen in real life has had a meaty or odd pussy (aka your mom.)

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>>742695380
>to hide the overpowering smell of cheetos
man how did i never think of this

>>742688457
This doesn't do anything you know....

>>742695675
I've seen them let small kids run around, never anything over 6 though

>>742688569
The toxicity is so annoying, We're a group of 3 trying to find more people to play with during games, but people just seem to yell at each other and we don't want those in our group.. It was so much easier when I first started playing online, making friends in games seemed so easy back then

>>742695842
Its still fucked up to look.

only way to settle this is post cp and we can compare the two images.

>>742696022
>post cp and compare

NOSE GOES

>15-17 y/o
>In high school, small midwest town
>do well in school, don't need to dedicate much time to it
>Lots of friendly acquaintances but a tight friend group of 6 or 7 ride-or dies
>Getting drunk and smoking dope was new to us
>Every weekend we hung out somewhere, usually just one of our houses
>Those Friday nights waiting for someone to text back, driving to pick up weed and a little beer
>Maybe a party, if not that was ok
>Best times were just sitting around shooting the shit and laughing our asses off
>When we did go out to an event or party we rolled as a squad
>The best people watching is with your best friends when you're on the same level of stoned and intelligence
>Still just miss sitting at that table or around the weight bench talking

When you're that young you have no responsibility beyond school and a 10-hour-a-week job. Everything you're doing during the week feels like a drag but even that wasn't so bad when your with your bros. But when that weekend came, and you were sitting there at 3:00 on Friday afternoon you felt like everything was perfect. Those short tastes of absolute freedom from even the small responsibilities we had were the best. I guess that's why we did the same thing every weekend, summer or winter for years. I miss my friends man.

>>742694749
sorry i had to report you

>>742695729

I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 2005 MOTHERFUCKER

it's still a 7 year old even if the image is old and the mods are clueless

anyway hows your sex life?

>>742694252
i have a babysister and change her diapers fuck have u never elped out your mom when she is at work
a womenpussy has pussylips and hair

>>742696471

report me for having seen a nude child at the beach?

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>>742693726

In soviet russia dog rides YOU

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Probably when I took ecstasy the first time wth my ex girlfriend, we each took 2 ecstasy at like 8pm at my house, just talked until we started feeling it then we started walking outside around the neighborhood. It was the first cold night of October, so that just added to the comfy level, eventually we walked to another neighborhoods park and sat there and talked all night non stop until like 4am then we walked back to my house holding hands, that only matters because up to this point we had only been close friends and she had a boyfriend, but she was really touchy and when we got back inside we curled up togeather and I scratched her head and rubbed her back. She told me later on she felt so comfortable she could've fucked me.

Good times

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>>742696712

>>742688387
I was 18 had a tight girlfriend she would feed me and give me shelter in her apt, buy me beer and fuck 3 times a day

>>742688387
When I was on summer a camp four times and made there a many good friends. I have bad memories but also a good ones, nostalgia is a bitch I guess but I miss that place.

>>742688536
Can't handle turning 17? Gtfo faggot

>>742696653
Why the fuck is your babysitter wearing diapers?
>Also underage b&

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>>742694053

file/post deleted? drawings are literally not illegal maybe one was and they got rid of all

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>living in salt lake city, Utah during college years
>Have my old Subaru outback and big ski rack to get me up on those powder days at Brighton
>Look at forecast for the week
>they are calling for 35 inches of snow overnight for Thursday at Brighton
>Call my shred buddy
>Dude, get your work done in advance cause we're going up before they close the canyon road at 5 am
>Get up at 2, pick up friend, drive up the canyon, about a foot has fallen so far, but snowplows are doing their jobs
>Somewhat disappointed, thought there'd be more snow by now, but whatever
>Park in a relatively safe spot close to Brighton
>Wake up at 8
>Snow is halfway up my car door window
>Excitement engaged
>Wake up friend who is equally stoked and we dig ourselves out
>Canyon road is closed indefinitely
>It's us and 40 other ski bums in line at great Western
>Concerned they may not have enough people to run the lifts, but they got volunteers to stay overnight with the promise of snow and overtime pay
>Lifts run, canyon road is closed until 3pm
>Shred glorious chest deep powder all day barely seeing other people
>It snowed about 50 inches total by the end of the day
>Still the greatest day of my life


I'm still a ski bum at heart, even though I have my well paying job now, and I may get married in a year or so, but there's nothing quite like that feeling of bottomless powder. If you're a skier/boarder, get to SLC while you're young and it's not completely teched out like California, it's fucking magical out there