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ITT I show you how to make a delicious horse poop shake.
You will need:
- 1 cup of whey protein (preferably vanilla)
- water
- 1 cup of cut-up honey melon
- 1/2 banana
- 1 apple
- 1 fresh piece of horsey poopy
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fuck yeah i'm in
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You will be needing the following utensils:
- a container to mix everything
- a blending device of your choice
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Now we mix the whey and water nice and evenly. Make sure there are no chunks left! We don't want this shake to taste like crap.
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Add the fruit to give it a sweet lift.
Mix evenly. Can't wait to taste this!
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>>742684835
go on...
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is that shit
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Drink all of it and livestream it pussy
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>>742685583
DO IT
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For the final step, add the poopy and mix it.
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Yummy! Now its time to choose a nice glas to drink it from.
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Yummy! Now its time to choose a nice glas to drink it from,
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>>742684835
holy shit, in.
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include me in screencap
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>>742686160
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>>742686160
chug chug chug
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Voilà!
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>>742686554
Nice glass choice, op.
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>>742686554
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>>742686554
Drink up anon, makes you big and strong!
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>>742686554
horseshit is new superfood
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Lets at a little more crap as decor!
Don't overdo it though, that'll make it look like shit.
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>>742686554
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>>742686554
why tho
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>>742686554
Fucking drink it you madman
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>>742686724
>thatll make it look like shit
Chuckled/10
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Were waiting Op...
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>will op deliver?
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>>742686724
DRINK IT!!! DRINK IT!!!!
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NNONONONOON GFODS NOOOOOOOO
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>>742685393
>Don't want this shake to taste like crap
kek'd audibly
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This shit gon' be LIT niggas
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Let's give it a little taste.
Hmmm, imma add some melon.
NOW it's prefect to drink.
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>>742686554
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>>742687156
op delivers
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>>742687156
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>>742687156
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>>742687156
LICK THAT HORSEHIT YOU NIGGER
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>>742687156
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I HAVE WITNESSED IT ALL
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>>742687156
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>>742687156
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>>742687156
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>>742687156
That's fucking disgusting, post more
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Thanks for the recipe.
Does this recipe still work if you use human shit?
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>>742684835
This is the /b/ we all love
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>>742687156
Im cumming
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The perfect beverage on a hot summer day!
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>>742687390
Yes. This is why I'm here.
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Horse poop shake is the new /sip/.
Also, put me in the screenshot fags.
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>>742687156
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>>742687446
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>>742687446
YES, MOAR, I REQUIRE MOAR.
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Does rabbit poop work OP?
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>>742687156
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THANK YOU
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man i wish i had one of these without the poop
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>>742687446
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Now do it again OP
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>>742687446
This nigga has ascended to another realm, HE'S DRINKING HORSESHIT
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> FUCKING STOP YOU MAD MAN
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>>742687156
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Put me on the screencap faggots. Lets go to reddit.
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>>742687446
*internal screaming*
*external retching*
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Can we get a screencap? On the train to work on my phone, otherwise id make it.
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Put me in the screen cap
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>>742684835
put me in the screencap
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I personally prefer it a little more chunky.
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>>742687446
Drink it all pussy
And put me in the Screen cap
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Aint seen no good bread like this since nam.
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>>742687446
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>>742687766
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>>742687761
You MADMAN
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add me in this screencap
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>>742687761
Put your Dick on the glass and post pic
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Delicious
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>>742687761
I SPIT ON MY SCREEN
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>>742687761
That's hella nasty
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>>742687761
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>>742687446
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please stop your mother and I are worried
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>>742687761
You nasty fucker! This is fantastic.
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ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
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That is absolutely delicious. Be sure to try this recipe with your best friends! Oh and something else..
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a nigga out here really sippin a doodoo shake
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>>742687998
Here comes the
>It was chocolate and grass, idiots!!
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>>742687998
Yes, based op?
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>>742687998
> Oh and something else..
Some unholyness is about to come guys...
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>>742687998
What is it you Madman
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>>742687998
Oh god. That horas kibble on the rim
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Today, Op was not a faggot.
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>>742687998
> Be sure to try this recipe with your best friends!
BRUH
R
U
H
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>>742688161
makes it look like a 3 michelin star dessert doesn't it?
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>>742687998
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>>742688199
OP is based
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>>742687998
>something else
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Toasting in epic bread.
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You can always add as much as you want. I'll be sure to have this delicious little treat a couple times this week.
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Hell fucking naww to this thread.
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>>742688340
NONOONOONOONOONONONOONONOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>742688340
DRINK MORE
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>>742688340
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I'm dead
Thank you Dave
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>>742687156
Haha, you're the man OP!
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>>742688430
Tuhh cuhh puhh chuhh
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>>742688340
OP pls fuck my boipussy and bear my children
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>>742688340
And some mayonezz
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>>742688340
eat a ball of shit OP, do it for us
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>>742688530
*Add
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>>742688340
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHAT THE HELL NIGGA
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>>742688340
Bite doodoo ball
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>>742688574
Roll for this
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>>742688574
Henry Rollins
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/b/ never disappoints
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>>742688633
DUBS GET, GO OP, GO, FOR THE GLORY OF THE CLAN.
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>>742688574
> eat shit OP
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>>742688501
Mphhhh chuhh choo
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Best thread I seen in months.
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Somebody SCREENCAP this
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>>742687156
Please put me in schreencap, This is insane!
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>>742687761
And den day eat da poo poo
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>>742684835
What are the benefits of a poopy horseshake?
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Now, it's time for some fun.
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>>742688809
Becoming a 5chin god, clearly.
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>>742688809
becoming famous on /b/
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EAT A BALL OF SHIT OP PLEASE
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What does it taste like op?
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>>742688879
quints for eating shit
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>>742688869
yes.
YES!
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>>742688869
YES OP, YES.
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>ITT: OP drinks shit smoothie
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>>742688869
oh god how did i not think of this!!
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>>742688871
Confirmed 5chin legend
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>>742688869
Please don't
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>>742688869
> fleshlight
> shit
Hell to the GODDAMM NO NIGGA, continue though...
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>>742688925
nope >742688888
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MFW this bread
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>>742688869
fucking do it OP, do it.
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Shit as lube OP
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>>742688869
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Life is good...
for now.
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>>742689086
rolling for this is
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OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>742684835
oh god is this real?
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toasting in classic bread
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>>742688809
Disease and good breath
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>>742689219
Only time that img made me laugh.
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>>742684835
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Is it wrong to enjoy this?
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>>742687156
my god the absolute mad man deliver
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>>742688869
face in poop while dick in fleshlight
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>>742689155
No need to roll. He's gonna do it the absolute mad man
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>>742689324
roll for this
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You should add this too In the mix my friend.
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>>742689219
why is he smiling?
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Op, we miss you.
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OP HURRY
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>>742689324
dubs for this
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>>742689086
J.K.Rawlings for this too
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>>742689376
Because he just released a steamy log into a very fortunate humans mouth.
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>>742689403
op is busy fucking his horse shit
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perfect way to end a sunday.
some good fucking shit.
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This is gonna be great..
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OP why
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Atleast one guy trying to rescue chin
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>>742689507
Win
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>>742689514
He's not trying, he did
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>>742689507
JESUS CHRIST
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>>742689507
show one of them in your ass and keep it there for the rest of the day
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>>742688869
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>>742689507
OP you are a fucking god.
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>>742687156
thank you
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>>742689507
Making all german speaking people proud. Müsli sortiert :(
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fuck the pile of poop
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>>742689507
You godamn beautiful human, you.
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>>742689507
thanks OP. This was a good thread.
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Bumping.
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>>742689607
You sic fuc
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>>742689507
Kek, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>742689507
You're German, aren't you, OP?
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put some poop in plastic bag, put it over your face enjoy some poop pressing in your mouth and nose while u try to get air
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>>742689507
KEK
E E
KEK
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this fucking thread. Best I've seen in ages. Op fuck the fleshlight with shit inside it
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>>742689723
Nice cum bubble, anon.
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>this thread
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>>742689723
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>>742689355
This can be salvaged, gloves and trash bag to get rid of the poop, and wet wipes to clean her nice and good. Pussy good to Date rap. Everyone wins
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Someone post a godamn screencap before thread an heros.
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>>742689507
Fucking hell, this madman
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>>742689507
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>>742689723
what's with the small ribbon?
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Some one do a screencap reee
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>>742689507
godspeed you beautiful bastard!
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>>742689507
Du kleine Mistgeburt
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>>742689990
Waiting, someone needs to do it
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>>742689723
ich weiß wo du wohnst und wer du bist , werde dir mal morgen nen besuch abstatten :)
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>>742689723
müsli sortiert? Those germans!
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>>742689981
Op likes his shit to feel pretty.
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>>742689723
OP delivers
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>>742690040
kek
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German dude eating shit. Shocker!
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>>742690006
*missgeburt, du stück Dreck
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>>742689907
It's fucked up you see that image and think of that. A normal person sees that poor girl and wonders if she changes her life habits after such a shameful event.
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>>742689507
STOOOOOOOP
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>>742690076
Delivered +10
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>>742686554
Now thats a good shit shake
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We need a SCREENCAP y'all
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>>742688869
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>>742689324
Fuckin called it
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>>742689507
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Dubs and op fucks a shit filled fleshlight
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>>742690190
Can't. OP is still delivering
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>>742687446
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>>742690006
Mistgeburt passt schon
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>>742690096
Behindert? Das war ein pun. Mist wegen Pferdemist. Du degeneriertes Stück Scheiße.
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Bump limit is nigh, folks. Post that shit someone!
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>White people
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>>742689507
Fuck this
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This thread is horse shit.
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>>742690242
Rawl
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>>742690309
Found the nigger
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>>742687156
good lord
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>>742690254
Wait he's not done???
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>>742690309
>Jamal doesn't get it
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>>742687446
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>>742688869
make a mess op
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>>742690124
This is 4chan. This is our normal.
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>white boys like to call coloured people savages
>posts like this
>white people will do anything to escape their bland and boring culture
>kek
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why do i still come to this site
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>>742690379
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This is the /b/ that I miss. Well done, OP
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>>742687156
>>742687446
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>>742689507
im out
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>>742689723
of course he's a kraut
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>>742690552
ill leave you to fuck ur horse and your sister
stupid whitey
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>>742690623
3edgy5me
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>>742690623
ooga booga ooga booga!!!
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Today is a good day.
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>>742690623
Wypipo
>civiliasation
Blacks
>aids
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>>742689723
HURRY UP OP IM LOSING MY BONER
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>>742690793
i bet you op would make a cheesecake out of that
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>wake up
>see this thread
>did i travel back in time while sleeping?
damn this day started good
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>>742690254
Op's kaputsky, anon. Hit us with is before 404.
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>>742686724
>Horse shit
Yeah and i'm walt disney
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>>742690889
Thats a genuine piece of doodoo ball, anon.
Sauce: im from Fl.
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>>742690828
>assuming im black because i made fun of white white who eat horse shit
You aware of the other ethnicities on this Earth?
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>>742690889
That's legit horse shit, mate! No doubt about it.
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>>742690889
Your late to the thread, bud.
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Screeeeencap
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>>742690882
>▶
stfu faggot
stop asking for a fucking screencap
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>>742689507
OP you glorious faggot
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>>742690464
go back to your black supremacist thread fucking nigger
cant you see were just havin a giggle m8
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>>742691061
How about that screencap?
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>>742690793
I'd love for her to make a mess like that in a diaper so I can spank her hard and smash it against her perfect white ass.
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>>742691061
Are you working on screencap yet?
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>>742691134
sure thing friend
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>>742690623
With no punctuation that sentence could also be read as that you are going to leave me, to then fuck my horse and sister. So you're a bisexual, horsefucking racist? Still, guess it's different to just shooting other niglets in your little, crime ridden, decrepit communities whilst all your nans scream about how you were all God fearing good boys, right?
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>>742691134
NO U
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>>742691061
Yo you got that screencap up?
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>>742691243
Yeah, SCREEEEENCAP
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>>742691291
this
nigger doesn't even know how to properly form sentence without making himself look like an actual nigger from mudhut village
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LET OP HAVE THE IMAGES NIGGERS HE AINT DONE AND WE ALMOST HIT THE LIMIT
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