How does /b/ make their morning coffee?

>>742664398
you got some sticks in there

>>742664652
Looks like cinnamon sticks

fresh ground, French press

>>742664652
>>742664724
Can confirm, its crushed cinnamon
Makes coffee taste even better imo

>>742665081
I need to buy a french press.. i drink a lot of tea too so I'd get a lot of use out of it

>>742665296
They're cheap and they make a big difference. Takes a little longer than the average coffee maker but it's worth it to extract as much flavor from the bean as possible.

With ground coffee and water

Boil kettle. Put instant coffee and water in mug. I have a job to get to in the morning unlike you time wasters.

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Coffee should be all black.

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>>742665691
Drip coffee takes like 5 minutes tops man
Some of us wake up with enough time to enjoy breakfast.. and I wake up at 3am on work days.
>>742665824
I like all black coffee with a heavy breakfast. I drink it with a little milk and sugar on my days off to wake up my metabolism

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>hurr durr morning coffee so good! XD LOL

>>742664398
It gives me the shits so i dont drink it..

No milk no sugar no water decaf no coffee

I'm homeless so I take a plastic bottle and put two spoonfuls of folgers nasty instant coffee in it and water and shake it up.

>>742667671
Goddamned snowflake, can't even handle a coffee.

>>742666666

Oh come on, nobody is actually prepared to admit that coffee doesn't have a flavor. It's literally like burnt toast, cigarette butts and boiled leather in a cup.

I got an aeropress, it's pretty good.

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>>742664398

On a usual workday morning, probably make a latte with the nespresso/aeroccino combo right after making breakfast.

Weekends when time's not an issue it's french press, fresh grounds.

>>742667917
Maybe at first, but after a while I acquired the taste and smell and actually began to enjoy it

>>742665296
I have one. Stainless steel 4 cup capacity. The only way to drink coffee. Grind up your own coffee beans though. I grind a pound at a time and keep it in an air tight Tupperware. Last a good 6 weeks or so.

>>742667940
dad?

>>742665253
This is based. Can I grind the cinnamon in my grinder or just break it up? What other things can I put in there? I use kona

Add some chili flakes and you get a nice cup of chili coffee.

>>742665691
>instant
Just kys. Why bother?

>>742667917
>drinking shit teir coffee.
>not knowing how good coffee taste

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>>742666600
>Man I fucking hate it when these people have something to look forward to in the morning, I'll just try to take it away by showing them therye retarded

>>742667917
>has only drank folgers pre ground or instant coffe every time he's drank it

>>742668419
I dont bother putting it in the grinder but i duppose you could do that too. I usually do a dash of salt too. Cloves arent bad either

>>742668676
>morning coffee <3
ITT soccer moms

>>742668307
>I grind a pound at a time
You might as well buy Maxwell House. Grind it every day.

>>742668113
I can French press very quickly. Ground all your coffee and store in air tight container, put in fridge or freezer. That parts done. Turn burner on, then run faucet on hot water. Wait 30 seconds till faucet is running hot. Fill up only what your going to drink, not a full pot. Drop on burner. Measure out your grinds, get your creams and sugars or butter and cinnamon ready...whatever. Grab your mug and water should be boiling. Make sure your not using a cast iron pot or one with a copper bottom. You just want a thin SS pot that'll heat up quick.

>>742668888
kek'd & chek'd

>>742664398
You hobos don't have an espresso machine?

>>742668996
I used to but I usually don't have the time and drink 4 cups a day. I don't want to wash my grinder out everytime and no, I'm not going to leave it dirty the entire day. Just put it in an air tight container and freeze it. I go through grinds quick

Coffee is for beaner slaves to stay awake and work longer hours. Being an incredibly wealthy male pornstar with a giant penis who does only anal with beautiful women everyday, I obviously don't drink that stuff. Heh. You guys are cute though, enjoy being addicted to caffeine like a beanoid. I have a huge penis and make love to womens anal cavities everyday, true story.

>>742668888
Coffee is for men. Caffeine makes woman's vaginas smell

>>742669099
>espresso is for gender fluid edge lord hipsters

>>742669206
>addicted to caffeine
Nice try

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>>742669099
I just use the one at Ikea.

>>742669245
>Coffee is for men.
>look at me daddy I'm a man now!
>morning coffee <3 sooooo gooood!!

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Ask a person with tea hobby-obsession anything

>>742669421
Coffee is very healthy for you. Also I'm 44 so....when you get that old, you too will need the bean. Pretty good though, try just a little bit harder

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>>742669196
>wash my grinder
WTF, you can't be serious. At most you use a brush to get rid of the stuck grinds.

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>>742669638
Heh heh loving that bean <3 amirite ladies???

>>742669640
Are you joking? The oils alone make it difficult to brush out. Why leave stale grinds in there? Can't have it both ways faggot. Can't get on me for grinding a bag then tell me not to clean my grinder.
>go be a nigger somewhere else .jpeg

>>742669771
Obvious newfag trolling is obvious

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>>742669984
>newfag
>trolling
Wut?

Coffee is shit and whoever drinks it likes the taste of shit in their mouth

Pour-over in the morning. Always buy whole bean and grind fresh before applying hot water.

I personally prefer tea, green tea with mint and honey is always good. Matcha is decent. I also really like yerba mate.

Pour over life though for getting me up most mornings. It takes only a few minutes to make and doesn't cost much $

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>mfw no morning coffee

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I have loved coffee too much to not own a french press.

You guys sold me on it. I'm stepping up.

'Your Amazon order will arrive in 2 business days'.

>>742670219
What if it's supposed to taste like shit (?)
Take that, atheists

>>742669927
I agree, especially oily coffee requires more than a sweep. But I'm also too lazy to wash it every time, so if the particular grind I use is not too oily, I'm alright with a good brushing after every use. A few day old particles that might transfer into my next brew is completely negligble.

>>742664398
Usually I use my Nespresso machine but I also have a standard espresso machine, a French press, a single pour over, a drip machine and a stovetop espresso percolator

>>742670349
I think u know the answer to that

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>>742670349
>What if it's supposed to taste like shit
EXACTLY! we don't drink it for the taste, we drink it because we are busy adults that are cool, we hate Mondays..

>>742664398
With tears mostly

Fresh grind each time

Sometimes pour over
Sometimes French press
Sometimes I use a phin

Depends what I'm feeling or what I'm drinking or how much I'm making. Often black, unless I'm drinking vietnamese coffee.. then I add condensed milk.

I've always wanted to try using an aeropress but meh

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>>742670687
>meh

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>>742670822
Distinctive lack of fedoras

>>742664398
Looks like OP has some salt in there as well. This is a good move as it chemically cancels out the bitterness. Based God Alton Brown says so.

I usually don't have time for morning coffee, in which case its a fucking k-cup at the office. When I'm at home its fresh ground in a french press for 5 minutes.

>>742671101
The salt makes a world of difference
It makes strong cuban espresso taste like the best shit you've ever had

>>742670532
>don't drink it for the taste
Kys. You've never tasted good coffee cause you're 12 and mommy and daddy says you're not old enough yet

>>742670457
I hear ya but I'm strapped for time everyday so I gotta plan shit ahead and unfortunately that includes my coffee grinding.

>>742670347
Enjoy that. You'll never be the same.

>>742670219
Obvious bait is obvious

>>742671526
Heh heh yeah morning coffee <3 soooooo good!!!

>>742664398
My morning ritual.

Shower, shave.

water. starbucks coffee grounds, strong as hell. big splosh of hazelnut creamer. suck 32 oz of it down and wash it down with a redbull. I will do a few lines of cocaine if I have trouble waking up further. then spend 10 minutes screaming into a pillow

Get on subways, Turn on Mr. Blue Sky by ELO on my phone while I try to block out the screaming niggers on my train downtown until I think I can fake a smile. Catch up on highlights from singing competition shows, reality shows and sports so I can pretend to be one of them at work when they ask "did you see X" or "did you catch that touchdown.." or whatever. I image them having to do this every night with their spouse that speaks through their noses at them and try to imagine how they don't contemplate killing themselves every night.

Do my work. This takes roughly about 2 hours to do each day, not including meetings. The rest of the time, including meetings, I'm on my personal laptop because my keystrokes are being logged and my internet activity is being monitored by the company. I was able to break WPA2 PSK wifi of some of the companies in other buildings/on other floors. I was able to intercept a few sessions of employees using an EAP attack or whatever authentication method they use internally. I use those sparingly to map their internal systems and slowly obtain lateral and vertical privileges.

I go home and do my evening routine. I won't disclose the specifics of that.

That is how I make my morning coffee.

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Being a busy working mom, the rush in the morning before work is a nightmare! I can't handle it without my freshly brewed black coffee, and omg don't get me started on Mondays!!

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>>742667940

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>>742664398
with my rancilio silvia and eureka grinder
its delicious

>>742665253
>cinnamon

Why ruin the coffee by adding shit?!

Bet you ducking load it with sugar as well.
May as well be drinking Mountain Dew.

Fucking degenerate

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>>742664398
With a moka pot. I make it very strong, so that from a two-persons moka I get half an espresso cup of treacly goodness.

>>742664398
Frenc press, with just folgers or whatever since my coffee grinder broke. For some reason on weekends I usually drink a beer with my morning coffee, it's like heaven

>>742672132
Because coffee tastes like walrus dick. It's bitter and gross and drinking it straight gives people headaches. Creamer, cinnamon, basically anything to make it taste like Hot Chocolate is acceptable. Nobody sane drinks coffee for the flavor. It's purely for effect, and to keep your hands busy.

>>742669771
I like my coffee like I like my nights...

>>742672456
Cold, dark, and sleepless

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>>742672256
get the FUCK out of here with that shit tier aluminum. Stainless steel is where it's at

>>742672132
I drink pure espresso some days but others I just want to mix it up a little
Cinnimon and salt make it go down easier with a light breakfast
Learn to coffee, n00b

>>742672256
Classic and delicious

>>742672701
Nigga calm down, I pulled an image at random from google.

>>742672402
Drinking coffee makes me poop and that's all I need, quite frankly.

I make cold brew coffee. Let Coarse ground coffee steep in water for 24 hours at a ratio of 1lb of coffee for 2 gallons of water. I use a nut milk bag for the coffee grounds so I don't have to strain it through cheese cloth.

In the mornings, I add the coffee with ice, flavored syrup and milk. It saves me a bunch of money by not spending $5 a pop at a coffee shop.

>>742672402
You've never had properly-made coffee, then. First, the stuff Amerifats drink is burnt and disgusting. It tastes like the crumb tray from a toaster. Second, coffee needs to be freshly roasted, freshly ground, and consumed immediately. It should have an oily sheen on the surface, which are the volatile oils. If you do all of those things, coffee tastes like something altogether different than what you're used to drinking, and I promise you that you won't want to put anything in it -- and that you won't want to drink the nasty, oxidated, burnt-tasting swill they serve at most coffee chains.

>>742672701
Well look at mr. fancypants who can afford coffee makers created out of gold and platinum and wipes his ass with 900 thread count silk sheets.

sorry little lord fauntleroy, some of the peasant class can't cover diamond encrusted coffee containers. Or don't give a shit about the container of liquid we're going to be pissing out 3 hours later.

Fuckin royalty we got on /b/ here today, with their fancy stainless steel.

>>742673042
It's like 20-30 dollars where I live.

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>>742673042
tell me again how fancy I am

>>742667917
I see you make your coffee wrong.

I usually do pour over, 28g of grounds and about 400 ml water run through in about 4 minutes. I've been playing with my cousin' Aeropress though, and I really want one now.

>>742667744
so ash then?

Im not a faggot so i just use a regular espresso machine

>>742665691
>get the coffee maker ready the night before
>set it to start 5 minutes before your alarm
>it's hot, ready, and fresh the moment you get out of bed

Saves time even over boiling a kettle, dumbass.

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I usually buy a pound of preground light roast and toss it in a quart sized mason jar, top it off with water and give it a shake. Give it 12 to 16 hours and it will shake you.

>>742669206
kek

I press a button on a machine at work and coffee comes out

>>742672256
enjoy the coming dementia

>>742672701
I love mine but last time I pulled it out the gasket leaked. I think it's just old and worn out. :(

>>742673590
wut

>>742672967
See, there's twats out there that always say "well, if you don't like X, you've never had it correctly/good whatever". Wine, chocolate, escargot, whatever it is, theres always some cunt who's blathering on about how you're some sort of barbarian who hasn't had the finest in the world because they have it every day.

It's a bean that tastes bitter and is ground up and filtered through water. It tastes "good" in the same way whiskey or scotch tastes "good" but only after you've dumped a shitload of it into your gullet to get used to the taste. Otherwise it tastes like shit. I've been drinking coffee for 30 years now. It tasted like shit then. It tastes like shit now. I've had everythinig from Folgers and Sanka to having it shit out of a columbians golden ass and served by a harem of 12 year old nude aztek slaves with big double D titties and blessed by an Antarctican pope.It still tastes like bitter shit that needs a bunch of flavored creamer in it.

I boil my coffee on the stove in a pot usually Folgers black but once in a blue moon I'll get a different kind like dark roast

>>742673590
Aluminum is only a problem if you scrape it. I.e. Aluminum stock pot and steel spoon scraping inside

>>742673271
So very fancy.

>>742673623
You need to replace it periodically. Also clean out the filter now and then (no soap).

>>742670822
>someone actually sat down and wrote this

>>742664398
i just moved and started working i haven't got paid yet so atm i get food stamps till i get paid and i heat water in the microwave then use a half a paper towel in a small metal strainer and put the grounds in the paper towel then strain the hot water into another bowl meh it works

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>>742673659
>bitter
Well, see, there's your problem. You're a cultureless Amerifat clod who eats everything covered in ketchup and thinks high-fructose corn syrup is a staple. Grown-ups appreciate bitterness. I'm not even making fun of you; as you get older, your taste buds become less acute, and you begin to appreciate stronger flavours. It's why children hate more sophisticated flavours like ginger and mint.

Of course, people like you have lived in a bubble of Twinkies and hot dogs all your life, so you've never had the chance to acquire a more sophisticated palate. Not really your fault, but you're still a tasteless yokel.

>>742673659
Some twats out there just can't admit that some people like bitter flavors.

People's taste in things are different. I like bitter and savory flavors, not so much salty or sweet flavors. I prefer whisky to rum because it's a more bitter taste.

Then there's coffee. Kona coffee is sweet, so I don't really like it. I like Sumatran coffee because it's more savory than other coffee.

Coffee, like liquor or soda pop, has a variety of different flavors within the category. Some people will like some, some will like others, and still others will not like any of them at all because they share the same basic flavor or texture underneath it all.

Coffee is bitter, ice cream is sweet. Everything else is just piled on top of it.

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>>742674031
Oh yes, do tell us about how the uncouth masses have no taste for the finer things, your lordship

>>742673669
>>742673590

Correlation != causation.

I read an interview with the scientist who discovered the link between aluminum levels in the brain and Alzheimer's. He said he was in a store and saw some expensive aluminum cookware on sale very cheap. He asked the clerk why and she said, "Haven't you heard? Aluminum causes Alzheimer's."

He said bought the entire set.

>>742674221
>the things people convince themselves of to appear cultured

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I'm eating my breakfast with potatoes, beef and mushrooms.

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>>742674031
All Europeans have a more refined palate and a more nuanced sense of decorum.

>>742674031

yeah, except in the places where coffee was first discovered it was usually consumed with sugar or honey. this whole "black coffee" thing is relatively modern and mostly exists because faggits like you want to feel "superior" in any way you can. the fact that you even care what another person likes or doesn't like to eat and drink makes you pretty gay.

>>742673623
Gaskets can melt if you keep it on heat after it's done doing it's thing, same thing with the pressure relief valve going soft. Not saying that's you, but you shouldn't need to replace them more than every year or so with daily use.

>>742674221
Kona is nutty not sweet. Kys

>>742673623
OH, and also don't store it closed and tightened, elastomers can reshape if they are compressed for long periods of time.

>>742674389
who ate it before you?

>>742673537
>based

>>742674461
I'm assuming you don't drink it black.

>>742674280
I sleep on an old piece of foam, I own precisely two piece of furniture (a desk and an old chair, both of which I salvaged from the garbage), I have no fridge, no stove, and I've smoked a big, stinky pipe for more than 20 years. I have a giant, untrimmed beard down to my chest. I live a life of voluntary simplicity and everything I own can fit in a single backpack. I'm about as far from bourgeois as it's possible to get. But I have a cultured palate because I'm not a closeminded Amerifat barbarian, and because I've gone out of my way to find properly-made food before passing judgement.

I usually don't drink coffee, but when I do I prefer >>742672256 , although if I'm feeling lazy I will just use the keurig

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Espresso grounds in a drip coffee maker with powdered cinnamon and nutmeg on top. 1/4 tablespoon of agave syrup in the mug. About 10-15mg of lisodexamfetamine stirred in.
Woke af

>>742664398
BLACK 2 SPOONS NO SUGAR

>>742672784
this guy gets it

>>742672402
>not drinking fresh ground Kona black
You're probably too young to be drinking coffee then if you can't taste it. When your balls drop, your taste buds will change as well. Also heavy sugar consumption makes everything else taste bitter. Enjoy your Pepsi and mt dew faggot

no cream, no sugar
I usually brew k-cups out of a keurig because I'm an employee and get shitloads of free k-cups

I also make pourover coffee if I have fresh roast, and french press if I'm out camping or otherwise in a remote setting.

I get loads of fresh roasted beans from work, most of them end up fertilizing the garden but I always try to brew a few cups from a fresh batch of roasted beans.

The amount of good product that gets wasted in an commercial production setting is fucking astonishing. I could take home 1000lbs of freshly roasted "scrap" beans every week and barely make a dent in our scrap totals

Grind some roasted coffee beans, either put em in a cup or a french press if I have more time, boil some water, wait like 30 secs for it to cool down and pour it in a cup or a press. Let it cool down cause I hate hot coffee and drink it black.

>>742671772
Coffee after lunch then after work. Only drink in the mornings on the weekends 3 times a day

>>742674297
he forgot he already had a set at home

Anyone here care for "white coffee"?

caffeine is kind of a shitty drug tbh

also
>coffee shits

Who does butter in their coffee? Give details? I'm curious

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>>742664398

>>742675127
Caffeine is week. I don't get the shits from coffee. Coffee is God teir healthy for you

>>742675122
Explain?

>>742675140
It's eh, imho it adds a shitty greasy flavor so I started using coconut oil which adds some nuttiness. But if you don't like coconut you won't like it. Either way you only need like half a teaspoon to a cup, and a blender that can handle the heat

>>742674977
Crazy. I compost my grounds for the garden. Waiting for fall for the leaves

>>742675364
I can dig the coconut. I usually do some raw unprocessed honey. What type of butter did u use though? I'm sure it needs to be cream based, salted or no?

>>742675259
The beans are baked over a longer period of time at something like 350F for 6 hours instead of the roast that burns it and sublimates 70% of the caffeine. It leaves a "roast" that is a little more than twice as caffeinated and more like a clear almond milk mixed with green tea.

while french press is amazing nothing beats percolated coffee(cowboy coffee)

>>742669584

H-hi... A-alice

Only faggot hipsters drink coffee.

>>742664398
With a drip and sometimes I add cinnamon or nutmeg when I'm feeling adventurous. I usually have flavored coffee

>>742675751
Only faggot hipsters troll a coffee thread on /b/

>>742675604
Interesting. I'll have to look into it

Anyone ever had Death Coffee? You double-brew it (make the coffee, then brew it again using coffee instead of water), and throw a Hershey chocolate bar in it.

>>742675528
Definitely the salted cream based, I just never found that sweet spot, like it was either too buttery or you couldn't tell it was there.

>>742675905
That sounded interesting till the Hershey bar. Find a better chocolate
>I stopped read at Hershey meme

>>742675935
Maybe need a better brand butter or something not mass produced.

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>>742664398
«Crap!» I shouted with anger on view of empty freezer that was full of food not so long ago. Fucking summer, fucking streets, that day I were creeping out like mouse from my cold smoky apartment to buy food. I noticed three strangers standing near house walls. “Some another moody trash” I thought turning around corner. Suddenly I crashed into guy who hid his face. “Look where you're going” I cried. He took his hood off. Hey, he is...
“Jilbireus!!” I whispered because of excitement. “Yes, I am.” That was the last I heard that moment 'cause I was kicked from back. I got consciousness in the full of bad smelling cellar and there was weird plump guy who's face was covered by large cap. “You can't stop me you flooding oldfaggy bastards!” it was the only profanity that I could understand. Then THEY had come...
Jilby the Marine stood there in company of morning's “moody trash”, the third stranger hadn't come. “Jilbywhore, you bitch, fuck you, go away for the new features!” I yelled and got slap in my face at once. “You really don't know?” Jilby asked. “Really” I answered, and he began to tell me...
I learned that there is a holy war and the Sheezbusters fight the Sheez and their boss called Abu Pedalitto also known as Nariman. Inach, Colchan, Null Chan are the most hot spots. The last Sheezbusters' defeat and withdrawal hit their morale, so, now there are serious battles at Colchan. Unfortunately, our forces are not too victorious. The Sheez begins to occupy Colchan turning it to Collscrap but there are the Sheezbusters, and our IB will die only when the last buster perishes.
Jilby opened my eyes. I understood a lot. I has known that I must to fight together with brave hunters of the Sheezbusters. I has realized I must kick out the Sheez occupation, I must go with the victorious liberation Hunter thread, I really MUST to defend Inach.

>>742675905
Why not just buy death wish coffee instead of double brewing?

>>742675859
You'll find two types of white coffee, there's the Malaysian coffee plainly roasted but with margarine, and then there's the undercooked one that you have to buy preground, because raw coffee beans are basically like gravel for you grinder

>>742665296
I self grind only Strong Lavazza 100% Arabica coffee beans with a japanese cope grinder that grinds with porzellan blades and not metal. I than use a good old fashioned bialetti to brew on my stove. Delicious!

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>>742664398
There was my first Sheez. Hunters took out cap from that guy near us and I had seen purple, hamster-cheeked creature. He was a Sheez who was captured that day after terrorist act at Colchan. “Do it” Jilbireus said and the Hunters left the room. And I began. I tortured him with all the methods, I heard his histerical yelping scream, purple blood covered my cloth, but I couldn't resist.
“I'm dying for Abu Pedalitto, and for whom will YOU die?” he wheezed by his crippled mouth. “For the sake of Colchan” I said quietly shooting him with bullet caliber 12. Jilby stood near, and everybody knew that was only beginning...

>>742676564
*cope = coffee

>>742674519
"Nutty" isn't a flavor.

whole bean ->
grind in spice grinder ->
put in french press ->
put in fridge overnight ->
in morning use French press filter ->
pour into cheesecloth or coffee filter into pitcher ->
Serve as cold brew with Agave and whole milk or whatever milk you want

Basic steps for homemade Cold Brew

>>742670095
but how will other people know how much is left in your cup if i t's not transparent

>>742664398

started drinking just black instant coffee this past month, and honestly can't tell the difference

extremely cheap, extremely fast, same amount of caffeine from what I can tell, same taste

>>742672402
I drink coffee for the flavor it's why I also use it in cooking. Yes I add creamer and sugar but coffee is good by itself

>>742676974
Fuck off you degenerate. This thread is not for you.

>>742669584
Will you show us your feminine penis?

>>742673659
Ever had La colombe? That shit is top.

>>742677033

listen you dumb nigger, I considered myself a coffee aficionado, but then I took a long back packing trip where all I could take was instant cofee

you know what? it's not bad, not even 'not that bad', simply not bad

it's nothing fantastic, but if you drink a lot of coffee then its fucking convenient

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>>742676956
>actually expecting a normie joke to make sense

>>742677259
>I considered myself a coffee aficionado
And you were wrong? Funny huh?

Every morning. Snatch and run at mickey ds pick up window. Usually get a sandwich and has brown wjth the coffee too

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I use this. Makes delicious coffee.

>>742677463
I have a drip and a perc. But apparently percs are garbage tier coffee makers?

You know, you don't need a french press or instant coffee or anything. You can microwave a cup of water and throw in your fresh grounds and let it steep as long as you would a french press.. and then drink it. coffee grounds wont kill you.

>>742675080
Underrated

>>742677562
Like I said, makes delicious coffee. I wouldn't use it if it did.

>>742674418
Sad thing is, this girl has been taught all her fat cunt life that she is awesome just the way she is and that any man should be OBLIGATED to love and treat her like a princess.

Hopefully the fat, useless cunt will kill herself. I hope she died that night.

>>742677562
Percs with paper filters are definitely shit tier. Paper absorbs all the oil from the beans

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Let's be honest if you don't have the dragon brewer you're a fucking faggot

$324 for this brewer jesus

>>742664398
I have a kuerig machine which is considered a sign of class, compared to other brewing methods.

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>>742664398
i blend

>>742677664
My perc doesn't have any paper filter

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>>742665081
Truly the patrician way to brew.

>>742677768
Kuerigs are garbage they're just a convenience

>>742668848
WTF ppl putting salt in coffee?

Imma having my coffee now, with rum sugar and milk.

Bialettis are the way to go you dumb fucks

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ITT: WE SUMMON THE CIA.

LETS DRAW PENTACLES ON OUR TESTICLES
call the goat with the most to boast.

Dubs = kim jung un
trips = Trump (john titor/barron timeline)
quads = the dork lord

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>>742677723

>>742677943
It takes away all the bitterness in an instant...just a few grains are enough. It works like magic for those who like coffee like that. I find it disgusting.

>>742675140
Butter in tea is good, but coffee? Eh...

>>742677723
Anyone who has one of these also has a dragon dildo up their ass.

>>742672128
do you store the beans in it? I figure you'd need to use the grinder fairly regularly to do that.

>>742672402
here here, this dark roast bullshit needs to end! medium roast is pushing it! light roast all the way!


even better! just eat the beans straight, you get more caffeine

>>742678460
If the coffee is too bitter, it's been brewing too long. A neat trick if you fuck up, but I wouldn't start with it.

>>742678798
Yeah! Starbucks has brainwashed everyone into thinking that low-caffeine burnt coffee is stylish.

>>742664398
Stove top percolater: 12 minutes to start percolation: 15 brewing. I buy an organic French roast, but it is pretty close to Starbucks Pike Place.

>>742679018
Speaking of Starbucks I took a smell of of their dark roast literally smelt like dirt. It was terrible. And they're like regular coffee tastes absolutely horrid.

>>742664398
I make coffee with cardamom in a french press. And occasionally break out my percolator to add a couple espresso shots. Normally Drink this black with a small amount of half and half.