let's YLYL

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>>742661988

>>742661955
That's why you need to shave.

>>742663150
Those guys are actually pretty cool. The whole video they knew what was going to happen, but dropped in anyway.

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>>742661955

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Show me some anti islam

>>742663614
:DDDDDDDDDDD

>>742663614
clever.....

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>>742663694

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>>742663251

>>742663614
:D:D:D:

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers.

The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the path of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range.

There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in these can't handle all of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a dark storage unit. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.

>>742664821

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker. Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle. Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you notice it gets slowly darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats to the top.

The immense power of dark can be utilized to man's advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to the bottom of lakes and push it through turbines, which generate electricity and help push it to the ocean where it may be safely stored. Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and lakes to the ocean. The Indians recognized this problem, and tried to solve it. When on a river in a canoe traveling in the same direction as the flow of the dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the flow of dark, but when they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled quickly so as to help push the dark along its way.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open the closed door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives much easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb remember that it is indeed a dark sucker.

>>742663251
sh

>>742664858
Learned this theory 8 years ago in ap physics. You where guaranteed to pass if you disproved it. Still hurts my head. And I like theoretical physics...

>>742664873


Hot

>>742664357
>that filename

My fucking sides

>>742663251
kekoiy

>>742663251
Bs reading doesn't negate immunities fgt

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>>742661955
They are bracing the muscles succboi OP just like weight lifters dooooo just like the average Kiwi woman is doing in this pic

>>742665894
fuck

>>742664543
can someone tell whats with this photo? i mean the original

>>742664061
rolling for trips
SPANK ME SHAWN!!!

>>742663251
ah fuck

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>>742666188
checked

>>742664061
nigger here rolling for trips. If CuckShawn eats me he'll die of AIDS.

>>742666569
inb4: posts skyrocketing nao

>>742665894
Jokes on you, I have a logic board

>>742666455
Too soon.

>>742666606
reroll for evil septs

>>742665894
Fuck you

>>742665894
I can't risk it

>>742663251
Kek

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>>742666606
off by one you would gotten QUINTS+1

>>742666644
almost >>742666666

>>742664061
Thanks Shawn =)

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>>742663251

>>742663251
Fuck you bitch

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>>742666693
why wont anybody tell me the backstorry of that girl in the original picture

>>742665894
No pls

>>742665894
Not this shit again

>>742665894
fuck

>>742664357
Hilarious filename but in all seriousness.. What in the fuck is that?

>>742665894
lame

>>742661955
I like these threads

makes me forget my problems for a little while

>>742663251
fucking faggot

>>742665894
Noty

>>742663251
Fu

>>742666749
>off by one you would gotten
>by one
>666606+1=666607
>by one
are you retarded or what, nigger?

>>742663251
fuck you

>>742663251
Shsh

>>742665894
nigger

>>742666841
Just google search "naked banana meme" and click the first link (knowyourmemeDOTcom)

>>742663290
Look up 'every third thursday' on youtube, those guys made a sick glass snowboard that was actually pretty successful. If they used similar glass for the skateboard it woulda stood half a chance of surviving the first drop

>>742665931
LOST
Who got the >>742666666 ?

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>>742666841
Well the girl who was in the original photo is dead and someone took pictures of her

>>742666749
I belive the term is sexts, could be wrong. And the other anon who replied is right, you're retarded

>>742667207
naw i mean 666666. of by one of the numbers. but also dont knwo what come ater quints. sixth maybe? so i wroth quinths plus one

>>742667271
fuck of bananaboy

>>742663150
that filename

>>742667309
Some tard in the Antifa-Hate thread got the double-Satan

>>742667016
lol stupid bitch

>>742667616
aw now its bit clearer for me, now i understand why she look so lifeless. ther also exitst photos with a bikini on i remember. also how did she die?

>>742665894
Fuck, Pls no

>>742667907
jes that the photo i remember

>>742665894
l

>>742667956
she died from believing everything she reads on /b/ like a fucking newfag even though the pic has been used as bait for years

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>>742663251
Oh boy

>>742665894
OH SHIT MAN

>>742667616
story ?

>>742667616
Too Soon

>>742661988
xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

>>742663251
How do I reply?

>>742668135
I can't really recall what happened but someone made a Reddit thread and posted it here fully explaining the reason behind it

>>742668023
yes..and its too soon to talk about.

>>742663251
Keker

>>742668068
as a bait for what?

>>742665894
K

>>742668135
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around. As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay.

>>742667956
There was a kid at a party that thought giving her antifreeze to drink would get her super drunk but it made her go blind and killed her. He took pics for us then turned himself in.

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>>742667956
She was at a party and some /b/tard newfag was there and wanted to make some date rape juice and give it to her. So these scoundrels talked him into making some sort of poison and she ended up dying. There's been some dumbass moment of silence for her ever since: "too soon".

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>>742663251
I hope a big nigger with a 20 inch cock rapes your anus in prison and rips your bunghole apart so will you die from eternal bleeding!

>>742664061
based shawn

>>742665894
why would you spread evil of this magnitude?

>>742667907
too soon man. too fucking soon.

>>742663251
Df>>742663251
Rgh

>>742668982
>eternal bleeding
Lost.

>>742663251
oh

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>>742665894
fuck you that happened in march.

>>742668801
ok thanks very much. In this occasion i am really am a newfag.

>>742666876
Its a dinosaur

>>742665894
Pls no

>>742665894
No, it won't.

>>742665894
Hey now.....

>>742669091
since averybody say too soon, when did original incident happen?

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>>742669307

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>>742661955
To 4chan, you trash.

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>>742669577
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Perfection_Girl

>>742666569
oh

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>>742669307
3D image. looks really real. more real than pic related, what gets postet over and over at /x/, but IS real

>>742666569
>>742670085
no

>>742666569
>>742670114
that

>>742666569
>>742670141
would

>>742666569
>>742670185
be

>>742666569
>>742670210
a

>>742666569
>>742670227
tragedy

>>742663251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSwvVwGO7Ok&t=20s

>>742667616
>>742668732
>>742668791
That's so much too soon

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>>742670218

>>742666569
>>742670255
niggers

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>>742663251

>>742666569
>>742670323
tongue

>>742665894
fu

>>742666569
>>742670360
my

>>742666569
Cool

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>>742670255
hahaha see what you did there

>>742666569
>>742670397
anus

>>742663251
so unfunny

>>742665894
No thank

>>742663251
pls no

>>742670091
This is disturbing

>>742670261
Sad but true.

>>742670830
thats why its from /x/ creepy image threads.

>>742669307
Rialeb is Bel-air backwards

>>742665894
You fuck

>>742667786
You are fucking stupid and should die so your genes will never have the chance to contaminate my pool

Tldr pools closed faggot

Ha ha

>>742665894
Ok

>>742663251
Cunt

>>742670091
Fucking uncanny valley

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>>742667907
to to late the guy that drugged her ,rape, murderd her wwas rolex frm team elite
Team Elite (']['€AM€LiT€) - founded in 2002 by Meka][Meka - an international group of computer hackers and programmers, who develop all kind of software and their primary focus is security. They are famous for finding security holes in websites belonging to MI5, WHO, Kaspersky Lab, Avira, Symantec, McAfee, AVG, Eset, F-Secure, ESA, Trend Micro, Intel, eBay UK, PayPal, the U.S. Bank, Bank of America, RBS WorldPay, Visa, The New York Times, The Telegraph, Daily Express, MPAA, RIAA, Ministry of Defence of the United Kingdom, Estonia and Armenia, IFPI, Bhuvan, Deutsche Bundesbank. Th

\you know why so many /b/rows ar single?
cuz they scroll down and clicks on 1, like 100 times a day. Go to the second page /b/tards

>>742671345
>Not using catalog
>Being this new

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>>742663251
Fuck you Anon

>>742663150
What the fuck is that filename

>>742663251
Faggot.

>>742667616
C'mon. This was only recently.

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>>742666569

>>742663251
Sometimes i eat the lint between my toes

>>742671373
avgn?

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>>742671822

>>742671373
Can you explain?

>>742663251
Bait

>>742665894
Kek

>>742663251
kek

>>742671425
u got me

>>742671970
Just a retard posting the same pic on all ylyl threads

>>742665894
Nuuu!

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>>742663905

>>742663251
lol

>>742663251
God dammit

>>742670292
You are too dumb to get the joke

>>742665894
fuk u

>>742665894
nignog

>>742663251
...

>>742666569
:)

>>742672057
I thought it's about a fat fuck who buys tonnes of material to make clothes for himself and that he's a fat fuck who plays WoW because of the blizzard icon in the bottom.

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>>742665894
No pls

>>742665894
Welp

>>742663251
ayy lmao

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>>742663251

>>742663694
Spanish boy here. I demand more of this.

>>742671808
lol

>>742663251
K

>>742666569
:^)

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>>742665894
c'mon man

>>742672540
Nahhh cunts like him buy things from Amazon

>>742666569
Spanish fag here!

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>>742672382

>>742663251
Wow

>>742670091
every time i see that pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8

>>742665894
Bah

>>742663251
pls die faggot

>>742663452
>misses the actual joke by showing the C

>>742665894
I'll just never sleep

What's that story behind that cat girl? something something pull out couch...

>>742665894
Interesting variation

>>742666569
Make it a dlow and painfull one for i am replying to your post

>>742671808
Top kek lost

>>742665894
oh shit nigga

>>742668145
way too soon.

>>742671264
it's funny because he's black. amiriteguise?

>>742672908
was your hate strong before, oder did it just got fueled by recent events?

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>>742673711

>>742663251
tiupiuu

>>742665894
wahhh

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>>742664027

>>742665894
pls no

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>>742664061
>>742666797
>>742671467

>>742663251
fuck

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https://youtu.be/qz3zFtYnm7U

>>742665894
shit

>>742671106
gagging on that newfaggery

>>742663614
Dumb

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>>742661955

>>742665894
Ooo shit

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>>742674954

>>742663251
80

>>742666569
Better start posting

>>742663251
>reading this neagtes your immunities
so it does absolutely nothing?

>>742663251
Lmao fuck.

>>742661955
This is a good post, but this thread is the worst YLYL I can remember ever happening.

>>742665894
i won't post a motherboard

>>742666569
hell yea

>>742665894
check em

>>742666841
Because you're a newfag and that's the point.

>>742667016
seriously...

>>742675493

this one? THE worst?

LM

>>742665894
Eh shit not going to risk it. I'm broke.

>>742670292
Really?

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>>742670733

>>742675493
Can't you remember the time when Tumblr invaded?

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>>742666455

Some girl drank antifreeze and ended up dying. The guy who took the pictures didn't know she was dead until after he was done. Then autistic internet kids made some unfunny meme and now 5 hears later the autistic teens repeat "too soon" when the image is posted because that's what they've seen others do when they have no idea what the image even is.

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>>742668610

>>742661988
Fuck I laughed at this dumb shit

>>742675893
Except that's not what happened newfriend

>>742664061
Better not fikkin eat me

>>742675996
then what happend?

>>742665931

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkEHzmBSqOU

>>742676094
Google it

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>>742663251

>>742664357
>filename
lost

> why

>>742666569
test

>>742666569
Doing my part

>>742663278
>implying that's a she

>>742663251
poop

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>>742665894

>>742672094
Lost lmao

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>>742665894
I dont give a fuck. Still got my 360 to play on. :^

>>742666569
a<

>>742665894

>>742663251
Good one

>>742665894
well now i have to:C

>>742663251
Fag

>>742674147
>implying liberals are the reason why niggers live in America
>implying slave owners were progressives
1-888-COME-ON-NOW

>>742677413
good aryan puper

>>742665894
fuck no!

>>742666569
You rang?

>>742663251
Fuck off

>>742665894
Eyy hol up

>>742665894
pls no

>>742665894
fuck you

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>>742665894
>but why...?

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>>742666569
Trips for a nuke :D

>>742667016
>That name

Pretty sure its fake. but whatever.

>>742667616
Holy fuck the nude one is rare.

>>742663251
you're a pussy

>>742663251
Пeндocы cocyт хyй

>>742677413
good aryan pupper

>>742664061
ty shawn

>>742663251
fuck you

>>742666569
alahu akbar

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>>742677413
I did nazi that coming

>>742663251

>>742666569
Good

>>742666569
Yess

>>742668732


Complete nonsense, beginning with her drinking a drink contaminated with antifreeze. Sure it's a sweet poison, but there's no way she could consume a small drink with enough antifreeze in it to be toxic without realizing something was wrong. Then the symptoms don't match because it's not as if you drink antifreeze and suddenly begin dying, it has to be absorbed first! Sure, at first it appears to have the same effect as being drunk with slurred speech and dizziness, but that's only in the first few hours. It's not until the next day that serious symptoms occur and there is a possibility of death, so the odds of her ignoring any other symptoms for twelve or so hours while partying with guys she doesn't know is slim at best. Furthermore ethanol is an antidote to antifreeze. She would have been fine.
Even if all of that did happen, someone has to be lying. The girl in the photo has red cheeks, and a healthy complexion that would not be there after death. In order for this to be achieved a massive amount of make-up would have to be applied to the entire body, which would take time. Then there's the issue of her eyes, which are is several different positions in the pictures. True there is a theory about cola, pop rocks, and a turkey baster, but why would someone do that to a body they think is alive? As if all that weren't enough, what about the temperature of the body? Once she died it'd begin to cool, and he'd have to notice that she wasn't alive by that! The entire story has holes in it! Just like a woman's body does, and should!
My opinion on the story of perfection girl is the strange item half hidden under the sheets. It looks like either a panty liner or a diaper, to me at least. And yes, in 1994 a drunk Liza was abused by Lester, twice.

>>742663251

Fuck you

>>742672638
I bought a 45 cause scared robber is hiding behind neighbors fridge and I want to make sure I can one shot him from my bed.

>>742665894