Cont from last thread: You are in a place you don't recognise,

>>742659151
Eat bread

>>742659151
throw the bread on the window of the blue house tring to get it in

>>742659151
Use bread to atract birds

grab that wire

>>742659151
eat bread. bread had bacon, lettuce, and tomato stuffed in it, with mayonnaise, thereby giving you extra calories and energy.

>>742659151
eat half the bread until you're full, stuff the other half in your pocket.

>>742659151
the metal ceiling crumbles under your weight. you manage to grab the bread. fortunately, the pillow was under you and softens your landing... through the roof of a truck inside the warehouse.

>>742660098
bump

your kidnappers appear: they are about a dozen 12 year old girls with appears to be rabies wielding giant lubricated horse-dildoes

You eat the bread you threw

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>>742660266
BLT it is

Urinate on garage roof, making it slippery to prevent a charge

>>742659151
Ration bread and land safely in a full dumpster

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>>742660098
To your surprise, what you thought was just ordinary bread was a big BLT sandwich. You are no longer hungry
>dubs decides

>>742660873
toss pillow on ground, jump and land safely on pillow

>>742660873
jack off

>>742660873
use your new found hunger to surpass medal gear and take over the town

>>742660873
Tho pillow on ground and land on it, then look for a street

>>742660873
scream like a little girl

>>742660873
Fuck remains of blt

>>742660873
being fully energized, you start jumping up and down in glee. unfortunately, you crash through the roof and land in a bed between two people having sex.
88 land on the guy and kill him
99 land on the girl and kill her

>>742660873
Do a backflip off the dumpster

>>742660873
punch on the metal shed with all your power so people will hear

kys irl

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>>742661133
After that hearty meal you feel rejoiced and want to share your happiness with the world. With all your might you begin banging both your fists against the metal. This only gains the attention of one mouse who was eating something near it. It gets spooked and runs away
>dubs decide

>>742661119
re-roll

>>742661422
take pillow case off of pillow and catch mouse with it

>>742661422
call out to the mouse and induce vomiting to lure the mouse back to your vicinity. Force feed the mouse.

>>742661422
Jump down from the garage

>>742661465
rr

lure mouse close with bread crumbs first than take pillow case off pillow and catch mouse

>>742661659
roll

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>>742661422
Toss pillow down and fall on it gracefully, you start searching in the broken glass and litter on the floor and you find a mint condition chia pet

>>742661776
Reroll?

the bread as become dank-ass kush, and the mouse is now a pipe and a lighter: you 420 blaze it nigga

Look into the sky and contemplate existence

>>742661659
roll again cause noone has dubs

Look for mouse and jump down with the pillow

>>742661422
Take pillow with you hop down from roof and break into the first story window of the building you escaped from with one of the gas canisters and step inside

eat bread

>>742661422
mastubate

>>742661422
do a backflip off the roof

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>>742662377

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>>742662377
You think to yourself; "fuck it, I'm getting off here in style" and backflip off the garage roof. You almost had the landing but you're not especially athletic and instead you fall face flat onto the ground.
>dubs decides

>>742662562
go inside shed

>>742662562
You eat the dirt

>>742662562
rest there for a couple hours

>>742662562
masturbate

>>742662562
>>742662562
Take a shit

>>742663266
You motherfucker

>>742663266
bump

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>>742663266
You feel a sudden urge to shit and decide to relieve yourself near the gas canisters where you'll be less visible
>dubs decide

>>742663771
Add shit to inventory, explore to the right

>>742663808
Roll 1/1

Wipe ass with grass, proceed to right

>>742663849
Roll

>>742663771
Make a mask out of my shit.

>>742663849
roll

>>742663849
Reroll

>>742664441
Cmon

>>742663849
Roll for anything

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>>742663849

>>742664498
>1 off from tripdubs
AAAAA

Roll for throwing my shit against a wall and walking home in anger

Find a homeless person, beat him up, steal what he has

Become a cat

>>742664628

Roll

>>742664650
This

Throw a gas cannister against th metal wall

>>742664778
Roll

>>742664778
Reroll

>>742664553
Roll

>>742663771
run as fast and as hard and as far as you humanly can while screaming on top of your lungs and flailing your shit in your hands around the air

>>742664553
Reroll

>>742664054
Roll

>>742663771

Throw gas canister through ground floor window and enter

>>742663808
Roll

>>742663771
Throw shit at building

>>742664812
Roll

>>742664849

Roll

Punch your genitals as hard as you can

>>742663771
Eat shit

>>742663771
EAT IT

Take shit and shove it back up anus

Stick head in toilet

>>742664849

Rollerino

>>742665092
rerolling cause this threads gonna die if i dont

>>742665556
ONE OFF OF QUADS, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? GOD DAMMIT

ugh, reroll again I guess.

not rerolling again but just curious
(inb4 i get dubs on this post. if i do, eat shit)

>>742665555

>>742663771

Use your hardcore parkour skills to scale the building, get on the shed and back into the room, retrieve pool cue, shove up ass

>>742665802
Rolling for this guy, I want this to happen. (I'm not him.)

>>742663808
Rolling for this

Take shit and put in pocket for later. Walk up your ass and to the left.

>>742665802

Roll, I am this guy

>>742666088
Fucking finally dubs, even if it's retarded

>>742666088
FUCK YES, WINRAR

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>>742666088
You suddenly remember the pool cue you left at the top and decide to come up and get it, however you are way to weak to even pull yourself back up on the garage. You wonder where you should go next.
>dubs decide

>>742666422

Throw a gas canister through the ground floor window and go in

find some rocks and try to light the gas cannisters on fire

>>742666422
use shit to write help on ground

>>742666489

Roll

>>742666624
roll

>>742666866

Winrar

deliver OP

bump
>>742666666

>>742666422
where is OP

OPs normal response time is 6-10 minutes.

Now that it's been over 15 minutes I can comfortably confirm that OP is kill

Bet op is regretting not doing the parkour one

>>742667545
He'll.....surely....deliver.....

The OP who makes these threads always stops mid story for some reason. Last time it was because he "had a meeting". Don't fucking start an adventure thread and then blue ball everyone.

>>742668850
not op but i have ms paint so ill try to continue

>>742669012
You da best

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>>742669124
you puncture the gas canister but cant make any sparks making the gas just leak on the ground dubs decides

>>742669290
you spread your ass cheeks near that gas leak and fill your ass with the gas

Go back to shit area, grab shit.

>>742669452
roll

>>742669290
eat grass

Break bottom window and hide around the corner

Look in lower window

Press bare ass to lower window

>>742670471
Roll

>>742670485
Re roll

>>742670471
Rerereroll