How can I clean this up before someone else sees this?

I tried vaccum already

>>742637126
what did you do

>>742637126
Call the police and they'll send a cleaner right over

Baseball bat and a child molesters head collided

>>742637126
Water and Baking soda
A towel and a stiff brush

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I guess not with a fucking vacuum cleaner.

Just dump a bunch of hydrogen peroxide on it all.

fake blood is annoying to remove. Gonna take a while.

>>742637126
Hate to break it to you but that is not blood.
Way to fing throw wine around your house like a clown

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>>742637126

>>742637126
bleach and peroxide

Do a timestamp

>>742637126
you fucking suck at trying to make
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
you literally spilled jelly on the floor

>>742637478
A brick? lol tell the real story

This misconception drives me nuts. When did we start thinking about this as a mess? I say, enjoy. Dig in with your hands, and with gusto. Many cultures have a healthy daily practice of eating with their fingers. For the squeamish: why not mop it all up with a piece of bread? Bon appetit.

>>742637126
gasoline and a match should do it

>>742637478
Take my bump. Story?

where is the alleged person op.

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YO YO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE

Just set the house on fire, make sure the firefighters can't put it out start a fire in every room

Let's see the body and a timestamp

the same way you'd clean anything else up

time stamp faggot

>>742637717
>>742637354
Triggered
>>742637675

have u tried painting it red to get all hat brown off your red carpet

http://www.journalnow.com/news/crime/molly-corbett-thomas-martens-give-exclusive-interviews-to-abc-news/article_addb7440-cf36-5fef-b6c1-cdf263307156.html

>>742637126
Get one of them cats in the hats. Them fuckers can clean anything.

>>742637334
what a horrible accident
did you accidentaly a person?

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>>742637126

>google image search
No results
>mfw

>>742637126
Go to home depot and ask to rent a carpet cleaner.

time stamp

>>742637478
Tells me nothing

Why the fuck would you use a vacuum cleaner?

>>742637833
This. Reverse image search cunts

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>>742637126
Need sauce before can offer assistance.

MODS

>>742637833
1+

>>742637717
fuck off back to 9gag normie

>>742637711
In the backyard for now

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>>742637871

>>742637833
>http://www.journalnow.com/news/crime/molly-corbett-thomas-martens-give-exclusive-interviews-to-abc-news/article_addb7440-cf36-5fef-b6c1-cdf263307156.html

Whats making the blood if its a body show it to us to prove its true

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Holy fuck, show pics of the head.

Also, timestamp, you son of a bitch!

>>742637833
Aww, that's a bummer. I was hoping for one good fucking thread tonight. Fucking summerfags.

>>742637971
the fuck you mean

>>742637675
Again, tells me nothing. At least show me a body or something

Can't believe you tried to vacuum it, are you fucking retarded?

Bleach

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>>742637126

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HOLY FUCK

>>742637833
>>742638003
aw, god damn it

>>742637833

I wish the criminal investigators could have figured out why they thought using a vacuum cleaner seemed like a good idea.

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>>742638138
>mfw

>>742638041
he is mad because you reacted with anything other than apu , pepe or anime

>>742637478
Says he used bat

Blood on brick
No blood on bat

Yup fake as fuck

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>>742637126

>>742637675
looks like something violent happened lol

>>742638138
>>742638212
http://www.journalnow.com/news/crime/molly-corbett-thomas-martens-give-exclusive-interviews-to-abc-news/article_addb7440-cf36-5fef-b6c1-cdf263307156.html

Dumbasses

>>742637654
This man, I think this man has done this before.

>>742638266
oh, really?

>>742637126
The fuck did you do? Lay a bottle of wine on the ground, smash it with a sledgehammer/baseball bat then drag something through the liquid and out the door. After that did you just wet your hands with the shit and grab around random parts of the room to make it look like a struggle? There's literally not even a mess and the wood on the door isn't even chipped or cracked. Try harder newfag.

>>742637833
Ayyyy lmao

I want to see the body
Also baking soda and vinegar

>>742638085
Bleach will clear the blood but enzymes will remain strong enzyme based cleaning product

>>742637126
did he died

>>742638308
oldfag knows his shit

>>742638336
Get a strong enzyme based cleaning product

>>742637126
big sticky clumps. too dark to be fresh, not brown enough to be old. seems legit.

>>742638257
Is this CNN? I mean they somewhat told the truth about him but it sounds like a CNN article.

>>742637126
Fake and gay

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http://www.journalnow.com/news/crime/molly-corbett-thomas-martens-give-exclusive-interviews-to-abc-news/article_addb7440-cf36-5fef-b6c1-cdf263307156.html

Set it all on fire.

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I hope this is a joke

>>742637963
kys

definitely not fake blood. timestamp with body.

http://www.crimeonline.com/2017/08/11/graphic-crime-scene-photos-of-widower-killed-by-model-wife-and-her-former-fbi-agent-father/

>>742637675
Liquid on a wall outlet is an electrical hazard. Seriously, someone could get hurt.

>>742638020
This is not blood. Blood does not separate like this on linen. FAKE.

>>742637126
cleaning is for losers, just make sure no one sees it by killing anyone else nearby

>>742637126
Vacuum, then dry carpet powder, re vaccines, then use carpet spray. Read the instructions on the carpet spray.
Wipe and vacuum up what you can, then spray, wait a bit, use an absorbent towel or paper towel to blot out the stain.
Then finally shampoo the whole carpet.

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>>742637476
>>742637800
>>742637907
>>742637808
Here you go faggots

Doesn't vinegar destroy blood?

Fire and bleach are your friend here

>>742638584
No

>>742637717
Summerfag wants to impress his friends before going back to middle school.

SHE DID THIS
facebook /molly.martens.37

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>>742638581
are.. are you legitimately retarded?

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>>742638546
Op has been found out. Commit Honourable sepuku. Next time kill someone.

>>742638581

holy fuck you're autistic

use self oxidizing bleach it will remove 99% of dna

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>>742638683
>>742638722

But who really got baited here?

>>742638581
Legitimate autism detected

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>>742637126

I remember the first time I accidentally ran over my pet hamster with a vacuum cleaner.

You want to believe you can just keep vacuuming and it'll sort itself out - but my God, it won't. It really won't.

>>742638896
Kek

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>>742638581

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>top kek


>kill me

>>742638020
Well somebody's on their period, OP go get your menstrual shit taken care of before posting faggot.

Hydrogen Peroxide does a pretty good job of eating up blood. Also when you throw away the bat, wash it down a wetwipe and throw it in a random dumpster, as in park your car somewhere nearby and throw it in a dumpster. Otherwise a camera could pick up your car and thatll be more evidence against you

Game over

>>742638581
is u ree tar ded¿

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>>742637478
You the real MVP for not getting blood on the weapon.

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>>742637126
Put me in screen cap pls

>>742638138
>Using only one reverse image search engine
Faggot

>>742639167
your the fucking retard using /b on windows 10 without a VPN

>>742639011
Parks have cams too.

Best option is for OP to hide it up his ass until after interrogation. Its the only solution.

>>742638266
Op's just having a bad period and wants to be a disgusting bitch and spread it everywhere.

>>742639146
the weapon was the brick in pic 2

>>742638985
Damn now I wana suck Jake Paul's cock. Fucking dammit..............

>>742639146
he is the real mvp, look at the counter

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Looks like pics from a break-in.

I work for an insurance company, and I've seen a few claims come through for cleaning of blood-stained houses.

One was because the idiot burglar broke in, tripped into a china cabinet, and cut the fuck out of his hand. Blood all over the fucking place, and he eventually passed out in the house - homeowners found his near-dead ass 5 hours later.

Second was a nigger who got bitten by the family dog, and it splattered blood all over the house shredding his dindu ass.

>>742637126
the glob of black on floor next door handle, not how blood clots in large amounts, take more picks of the thinsprayed areas so i can see how it has dried, should be fairly brown now if real.

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>>742637126

http://www.crimeonline.com/2017/08/11/graphic-crime-scene-photos-of-widower-killed-by-model-wife-and-her-former-fbi-agent-father/

>>742638279

We have a winner.

>>742639011
Scratching out the bat. You used a cement brick, fucking wash that shit down with ammonia, spraypaint it and fucking toss it somewhere. Just put it in a backpack, walk into the woods and just put somewhere random, have a smoke and walk around and head back. Ensure the backpack has a reason to be carried around I.E. a laptop.

>>742639825
>http://www.journalnow.com/news/crime/molly-corbett-thomas-martens-give-exclusive-interviews-to-abc-news/article_addb7440-cf36-5fef-b6c1-cdf263307156.html
damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haZPxjbh9JY

watch you fucking flute fuckers

>>742640034
>>742639975
>>742640034

paypal.me/CammyYortega

>>742640139
What

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>>742637126
vacuuming blood.

>Top 10 4 chan pranks

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>>742638966
The beauty in this is just... I'm tearing up just looking at it. Well done anon... well done.

>>742640376
Not even close

>>742638102
Kek

>>742638279
Well isn't that a damn shame. I was hoping for another killer to come to /b/ to showcase his handy work

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>>742639147
Newfag get out.

>>742638247
not op but bat is easy to clean

>>742640607
>What a shame!
>Someone did NOT get murdered

A sad day for /b/

The fuck is the body fag

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>>742639225
Windows 10... kek

Font clean it up, pay your wet back to clean it up

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>>742638581

>>742639445
kek

>>742637126
>How can I clean this up before someone else sees this?

Not going to happen. You need a carpet cleaner and fuckload of H2O2 (3%). And you need to repaint.

>>742637478

Nice dresser. Love dovetail joinery.

>>742640863
Really is. /b/ has lot less sick fucks than it use too