what are your penis enlargment gains? what works

i usually look at pictures of boobies until my peepee gets hard. huge gains

>>742568192
Lose weight fatass

>>742568192
Went through adolescence.
Grew 3 inches.

You should try it. loser.

>>742568192
What the fuck is that? Are you trying to stretch it?

The only way to actually enlarge your penis is surgery.

If you're fat, losing weight will make it look bigger.

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i bought one of these to regenerate my foreskin with an attachment. I think you could get some benefit from the added skin and maybe some minor tugging, but its not something to really put your money on.

Be a good boy and come back in your next life as a black guy.

>>742568790
Jesus Christ that's fucked up.
It's FUCKING DEFORMED!

Stupid faggot, try having sex... with a WOMAN... and it might grow a little better. Fuckhead

>>742568192
Nigga what are doing to your dick?

>>742568192
that looks so fucking painful

Genetics

So happy l won genetic lottery and have 9 inch dick that literally makes girls become like august aimes in that porno with that nigger guy. They go cross eyed and are like WOW! it's... s s so BIG how? and l get even harder and they're like OH WOW

>>742568888
Checked

>>742569159
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>742568790
At that point I'd be comitting suicide.

>>742569244
l'm serious though.. hasn't that ever happened to you before?

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>>742569159
You're literally 12 years old, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY /b/ AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL FAGGOT

>>742569244
Wanna know how someone's dick is small? They get defensive LOL. The only cure for smalldickiritus is to accept it and laugh with yourself.

>>742569159
Stfu

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>>742569478
> MY /b/

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>>742569478
>>742569672
What did l do wtf

i`ve injectet saltwhater 2 weeks ago. stoped doing it about 8 days ago and it still gets bigger!

its by far the best methot i tryd so far and i tryd a lot.

>>742568192
I sprayed mine with bleach every day for about 6 months and gained almost 3 cm in length. But only do it once a day, not more. It may burn a bit in the beginning but that is ok as long as it goes away after 14 days.

Injecting olive oil will only improve grith, guaranteed!

>>742568192
I can hear the noise of your dick from here...
https://youtu.be/fjEOJLlVqmI?t=4s

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>>742568192
Look at how it's bandaged up and shit your dick is going through massive trauma, you are literally breaking your dick. Just accept your length

jelqing the correct way and taking your time works over TIME. make sure you warm up before and after and follow directions as to not strain your dick as it ca be permaent. Been doing it for over a year and gained a solid inch.

>>742570158
Warm up before those jelqing sessions, got to train for the jelqing Olympics HAHAHAHAH gaining that solid inch through hard work and relentless hours of training

>>742568313
/thread

>>742568192
Losing weight

>>742568192
If you lost weight, it would add an inch or 2 and you would probably attract more partners.

>>742570306
This.
Bad bait.

why does nobody like me tho?
i mean even my mom does not care about me.
and everyone gets to have a girlfriend, just look at them. how happy they are. its not fair. how wouldtheylike it ifijust showthemsomething theywantand thenboom! i hate those people! i hate everyone! they willbesorry when im gone. they will be sorry

You're going to ruin your dick, anon.

Just live with the cards you were dealt.

>>742568192
British show called: "everything a woman needs to know about 21st century sex"
Did a month long experiment to see what penis enlargement techniques and devices actually work.
Tested devices/ techniques:
Jelquing
Penis pump
Penis stretcher
Penis enlargement cream.
Results by device:
Jelquing: less than 1/4th inch
Penis pump: 1 inch extra length 1/2inch girth gained permanently (routine used: pump up to a comfortable suction and maintain that suction for 30minutes every day)
Penis stretcher: nothing
Cream: nothing

shouve glitter up your peehole

>>742570469
You are loved anon, l care about you..... you will meet a woman soon

>>742568825
>regenerate my foreskin

>>742568790
Used the dick enlarger to stretch out your foreskin.
Wish i had a foreskin.
Fucking jewass parents of mine had me circumcised as a baby, the fucking assholes.

Been looking for ways to regrow my foreskin for a while now ever since i learned of the highly negative effects.
Vowed to never circumcise my sons should i ever spawn any. Religeous dogma be damned. Medical truth is my reason.
Infant circumcision causes severe and permanent emotional trauma to the child, also causes sexual dysfunction later in life.
Not my sons. Never will i perpetuate this evil on my sons.

Tfw i'm trying to shrink mine in a permanent steel chastity cage. Already 3cm soft and 10cm hard.

>>742570469
Becuase you are fat, ugly, and overall disgusting. Duh.

>>742568825
Yeah, definitely the circumcision and not the un-anaesthetized surgery that caused trauma in the infant

I have gained a legitimate half an inch. It took around 2 months of solid effort using a homemade rig.
Goal is 7inches, currently around 6.5"

>>742570469
no ones gonna be sorry. its like a dropping a bottle. oops well clean that up, whatever.
try not being so entitled and fat.

>>742568192
>what are your penis enlargment gains?
None. But then I'm not trying
>what works
Nothing that can be done at home

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>>742568790

What a lot of people don't realize is that penis stretchers although might work a tad, they fuck up the cells somewhat and it's harder to achieve a boner.

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>>742571472
Wait... what did you do?

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>>742571666
Holy fucking shit my sides. also nice trips my guy

>>742571666
winrar

>>742571613
Dude there is PEgym.

https://www.pegym.com/forums/forum.php

>>742571666
Dick Patrick :DD

>>742571742
Penis stretchers and PE surgeries are the fucking worst. Too much risk. Like... no, don't do it

>>742571890
You mean o forum of shills selling quack remedies and deluded hopefuls all lying to each other so they don't feel that they have failed when they see no gains?

Because if it worked it would be sold everywhere, as 90% of insecure men would want it.

But if you must believe, I have a bridge for sale that would be a great investment for a discerning gentleman such as yourself.......

>>742569478
wtf, my dubs show how faggot you are

>>742572069
>forum of shills selling quack remedies

You should know that it's all anonymous and that there are other forums out there with a similar amount of people reporting results. This particular site has ads on it. Maintenance cost, dumbass

>>742571951
earthworm jim

>>742572288
This is our new religious symbol.

>>742572275
>https://www.pegym.com/forums/forum.php
I've just read some of the threads in that forum. Comedy gold!

>>742570827
Actual circumcision (as referenced in biblical texts) doesn't even refer to modern circumcision. They just remove the very very very tip of the foreskin, not everything covering the head like we do today.

It's fucked up.

>>742572487
Why comedy? Just try it out lol. It's probably legit. Africans and Arabs used it back in the days.

I don't understand guys over 6,5/7 inches that want an even bigger cock. I'm at 6,5, and that's just enough, or at least gain half an inch.

>>742571951
That's Earthworm Jim you fucking child

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>>742568192
>what works
this

>>742572524
Nice to know that. Why are jews and moslems still forcing their children to this shit then?

>>742572685
I wonder what the talcum powder is for

>>742572589
>Why comedy?
There are guys seriously claiming they've increased from 6.5" to 10" since 2015 and the little insecure fanboys all going "Wow! How?" and you can sense him basking in the adulation (probably as he strokes his 5" dick).

Then there's the "ED" sub-forum
>I pulled my dick trying to make it grow and now I can't get hard
>I've been using a pump and now I've got this blown-out lump and my erection has gone wonky"

They ought to sell access to that site to depressives - it'd cheer them up no end.

Natural 7.5 inches here.

I tried jelqing yesterday, and i definitely felt pressure inside.
Afterwards i edged for a while, and i had a slight uncomfortable feeling when i got super hard.
The feeling sort of reminded me to my teenage years when my dick was growing naturally.
If this works i should be able to transition from big to massive status which is kind of exciting.

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>>742572671
legit. But maybe Jim is child of Patrick

>>742572868
>If this works i should be able to transition from big to massive status which is kind of exciting.
Stop it....I'm crying here. I can hardly type for the tears

>>742572853
Ofc there are some retards, but it's just not that plausible that all of the reports would just come from lil dick-trolls

>>742573007
I think if it actually worked the private medicine industry would be all over it like a cheap white coat, don't you?

>>742572685
how did this guy discover this was his fetish, i dont even know

https://www.thundersplace.org

That's pretty good

>>742572948
It wasn't painful anon. Just.. uncomfortable. And i plan to do it every second day combined with edging.
On off days i'll do kegels. Literally no risk of injury. And if after a couple of months i see no gains, i'll just stop.
Either way i'm fine with whatever happens.

>>742573154
No ofc not you fucking twat! Imagine the giant drop in penis pump sales and the large amount of men who decide to not undergo penile surgery.

Besides that... the PE exercises are actually growing in popularity and blogs are popping up.

>>742571666
Amazing post! It's perfect! And props to the satanic trips.

>>742571951
>>742572671
What he said. You're a dumbass.

>>742568790

nICE gOING

>>742568192
yOUR NeXT

>>742573154
Also... why would an industry have an interest in something that leads to no profit?

>>742573460
Who tf cares about Earthworm Jim?

>>742573527
Are you really that naive? The bottled water industry is selling stuff that 99.9% of all Americans and Europeans can get for free from a tap. In fact, so of the waters are tap water, put through additional filters "for purity".

>>742573380
Hmmm, you're beginning to look like an evangelist....or a shill

>>742573677
Dude you can just go into your bedroom and shake that shit. Who is going to profit from that? Your size does.

>>742573742
How is that evangelism? I just want to help you out, it's not like there is no chance for you to gain a few inches.

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>>742571666
Nice one Satan

>>742568192
Lose That fat pad and you might be surprised what's in there fat boy

Aren't most dicks wider at the base? Sort of a cone shape?

Why do all dicks on >>>/soc/25576306 look thinner at the base? Like a baseball bat.
I've always had the suspicion that its PE exercises that deform them this way.

>>742574018
Don't know about others, but mine is baseball bat shaped.

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>>742568888
Law of Averages CONFIRMED

>>742574018
Mine is also a baseball bat.

But there are actually legit cases of people who live with an artificially inflated penis size.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdErdEk56fs

>>742568790
Looking good bro. Those are some nice gains.

>>742569478
youre sand nigger get off my /b you pooindaloos, get ready for designated shitting street

>>742574594
Don't you ever speak bad about our saint patron Earthworm Jim

>>742568192
Excessive Masturbation Sessions (ca. 8 hours). I do this every weekend and come five times.

>>742571018
Not to mention bombarding a days old baby with an MRI. The reason no legitimate journal would publish was bad science, not a conspiracy.

>>742573598
retard

>>742576122
mri has no radiation you fucktard

PE definitely works but it takes a long ass time for barely an inch gain.

Lol at the "everyone would do it" argument. We all know how to get big and jacked, how many do you see walking around though?

>>742576250
I suggest research before being a jerk. MRI, or Magnetic Resonance Imaging has no known risks when used correctly. But the true risk of that strong magnetic field on a newborn is still debated. There law provides guidelines for minimal risk. The doctor did not follow those guidelines.

BTW, I am against circumcision, but for better reasons then this guy offers.

>>742577106
We do not know how to increase penis size or how to increase fitness because MSM tells us to believe bullcrap about it

>>742568367
When a cuck looks at his micropenis and wants it to be longer he pays too much money for a thing that stretches it. It doesn't make his dick longer, and only damages the penis.

>>742577291
You would have to be very experienced in order to find a working stretching device.
>>742572685
Or try this

>>742577283

What is MSM?

>>742577511
Mainstream Media. That's the reason why 70% of the Western World's population is practically retarded.

>>742577724

Spot on bro. The information is out there though, it is up to us to put it to practice and draw conclusions.

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ive doubled my size in two weeks by jelqing. pic related

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>>742571666

>>742568192
genetics.

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>>742571666
Check'd and kek'd.

>>742568790
is your dick head at the center of that thing or at the tip? its like an old mans finger...

>>742569159
calm down, being 7.5 inches ive had girls complain my dick is too big to suck or they drag their teeth and its feels like shit. watching their eyes roll back when you put it in is fun tho

>>742571666
Earthworm Jims autstic brother..

>>742574018
it's definitely a lot more normal. I've got a pretty prominent baseball bat and girls usually say something about liking the shape, when they do comment on my dick. sure, I've had people tell me my dick is big, there's always someone who will find a dick big. But I've liked being told things like "I fucking love your dick, it feels perfect." Just look at sex toys.

>>742568825
Circumcision is genital mutilation

>>742568192
Sticking it next to Thanos doesn't work stupid, you have to use Galactus

Learn to jelq you stupid fucks

>>742568192
Dude lose some fucking weight first

>>742568192
Wait is this real? Do people actually do this?

Listen up here, losers; the only way to increase the size of your dick is to not be born with a small dick. And now that I think about it, that doesn't actually increase anything. It just makes you be born with a better dick than the small cock failures.

Have fun getting laughed at by everybody, babydicks!

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>>742571666
Bravo, Sir, Bravo

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>>742571666

>>742571775
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>>742585255
All these newfags

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if you're thinking about dick gains, enlargement, or surgery you're a fuckboi beta fag.
>why do you want this bullshit?
Women? Pride?
Dick size is aesthetics.
Well, I love my fucking penis, and bitches can go fuck themselves.
Your dick size is fucking evolution you beta fucking cuck.
If women wanted big dicks there would be big dicks but the average size of a male dick proves thats not what they're picking you dick'tards.
You're
>naturally selected numb-nuts

>>742572524
Why at all if it was just very little?

Source?

>>742582133
My dick is 5.9 inches long and 6.2 inches around. I've had similar experiences. Lots of teeth and chicks having trouble blowing me. It's not like i'm the girthiest guy in the world either. Not one girl has said my dick isn't long enough.

>>742582133
>>742587120
> ^ comfirms this logic:
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