Sex is the reward for being attractive.
>>742519345
>Sex is the reward for being attractive.
Ugly people have sex too
>>742519468
No they dont.
>>742519345
>>742519468
Mmh..and it feels soooo good~
First anal orgasm
Would you guys abuse my fat ugly butt? >\\\>
I'd do anything~
Sex is a reward for not dying due to illness or bear attacks in the first 11 to 14 years of your life.
Also, how much does it suck that men reach sexual maturity at 18, but women don't hit it until their 30's?
I havent died yet, where's my sex? Oh yeah, every one is keeping it from me.
Fine then, be like that.
>>742519345
I guess the error of not having wars are that ugly people like me end up surviving and no one wants to admit society keeps sex from ugly people so they make up excuses.
>>742520116
how you're moving isnt attractive at all. it just looks like your ass is having a seizure
Is dickgirl on male gay?
>>742521302
Yes.
>>742521501
Too fat.
>>742521686
>Too fat.
Exactly fat enough, chubby on twink is best especially if the twink is submissive.
>>742521755
Fat is the worst.
>>742519547
Yes they do. They have awesome personalities.
Or rape
>>742522369
No way fag
>>742519777
thats not an anal orgasm, thats just prostate milking.
>>742522974
>thats not an anal orgasm, that's just an anal orgasm
lol
>>742522787
Yes way.
>>742521755
Nobody with a BMI over 18 should be allowed to be gay
>>742524005
Not everyone requires spooky skeltals to get off
>>742524360
I require cute, and cute boys don't like fatties.
Except hunnibuns.
>>742521686
>>742522369
>>742524005
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>742524360
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry, there's something wrong with you if you don't like all three body styles and everything in between.
>>742519345
Idk I have a bunch of friends who are like ~5/10 who all have sex. I'd have lost my virginity by now if my town wasn't full of hoes. I ain't tryna catch anything tho. Inb4 can't lose it.
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>>742523267
>>742522974
wait is this what an anal orgasm is
i thought the seed was supposed to shoot out of my cock like a regular orgasm
>>742524547
holy shit stop fucking sperging
>>742524927
Nothing
However I did homebrew my 3DS
>>742526009
You have anymore Luxray stuff?
>>742526214
Lots
>>742521207
Thanks o:
>>742524927
Sadness.
>>742526356
Hell yeah
>>742519345
fucking degenerates kys
>>742526509
yep
Are rusty trombones a submissive or dominate act?
>>742526846
What's the girl supposed to be?
>>742526994
Shes doing their taxes.
>>742527269
I meant species though naked woman doing her taxes while 3 dudes plow each other is hot.
>>742527349
My guess is either beagle or rabbit.
>>742527376
That's an odd urethra.
do any of you ever engage in casual sex with people you don't know very well?
>>742527455
No ones perfect bby
>>742527501
I got that out of my system early on with camming.
>>742526994
Scorekeeper, obv.
>you will never have a cute girl keeping score of both points and orgasms during your game of femboi Twister
>>742527501
Sadly no.
>>742527501
I would, but people always have an excuse and the actual honest ones tell me im too ugly for sex.
>>742527501
Im a sex addict, why?
>>742527624
Too bad real femboys aren't as cute as 2D.
>>742524681
If you could actually get sex you would of got it.
>>742519345
Sex is the reward for charisma or low standards.
>a lot of ugly fuckers walking around
>>742527691
That applies to most 3D people.
>>742527763
*unnecessary burn*
>>742527787
Yeah I guess, some can be cute though, I knew this one guy who was pretty androgynous and kept his babyfat into his 20s so it was almost like a girl.
>>742527764
Sex is the reward for being attractive.
>>742527953
Im totally against it but when a dude takes hormones they get nice plum asses and cute lil titties. Too bad it ruins them, good fuck but a bad boyfriend
>>742528206
He wasn't on hormones as far as I know. He actually resented being androgynous a bit which honestly made it a bit hotter.
>>742528376
Makes it so much hotter. I had a pretty feminine boyfriend a while back who fucking hated being feminine. Was so cute when he got mad at me for teasing him ^_^
>>742528038
Im as arnie once said
>one ugly motherfucker
If you're ugly you still get action. But as a scooter, you're fun to ride but publicly you're not shown.
>>742528544
If that were true then I would of had sex already.
>>742528652
Id ask for a pic but im sure your not comfortable with that, how about a rate between 1-10
>>742528652
Like I said, high charisma or low standards.
>get some spinal support and punch above your weight... or drop trow and take it from anyone who offers. Grindr craigslist and tindr. Swipe right and say yes to anything that doesnt make you gag
>>742528768
People just lie to me to virtue signal.
If timby is an 8/10 then im at least a 6 or 7.
7s never have a chance at sex since they arent good enough for people.
Chad is 10
People only want chad but say they will have sex with other people (they dont) to show how nice and accepting they are so they get some kinda social reward. As if sex itself insnt the reward. Fucking entitled dickheads.
>>742519345
Is that why your jerking it to furry porn
>>742529033
>Grindr craigslist and tindr. Swipe right and say yes to anything that doesnt make you gag
Ive done that, ive gotten 0 offers, a lot of blocks, and people who say, "Im not for you but im sure there is someone out there for you" (there isnt)
>>742529091
>People
Bitch, Im a 4 and I can get fucked
>>742529205
You're lying, you are an 8.
>>742529091
Who the fuck is chad? Who da fuck is Timby? Its all about personality if you arent attractive. Look up stand up comic Jim Norton. Back in his fat days he was a solid 5, but his personality was on point. Just work on yourself, go to the gym
>>742528544
I was just watching those movies earlier.
>>742529164
Small dicks on skinny guys are cute.
>>742529203
Where are you?
>where are you, and what is your profile pic?
A bad picture even on a 10 will knock off 4 points. The usual shit combo of uncorrected flourescent lights, dim lighting, and extreme closeups from below makes anyone look like a golem.
>>742529377
You sound like a virgin or a delusional normie.
>>742529532
I.. What?
>>742529469
Big ones are cuter.
>>742529482
Wisconsin
>>742529469
Totally agree
>>742529715
Like a trap with a huge cock? I get the appeal but i want to be josou seme'd and think the smaller the guy the hotter it is.
>>742529835
Guessing you're a top?
>>742529970
Usually yeah, though not super strict about it.
>>742529753
Welp i wont be near there until i road trip to alaska
>>742530322
Cute night elf deer?
Why are all furries fucking faggots
>>742530895
I think most furries are bisluts at least in theory.
>>742530895
You know Im not sure, it does seem to be the majority of furries are at the least kinda faggy. I think we were faggots first before we became furries but thats kind of the which came first the chicken or the egg. Almost like a paradox. Good question tho
>>742531163
I don't think you can be "made gay" and at worst you can realize fucking another dude isn't that bad.
>>742531246
Everyones bisexual to a certain extent I think
>>742531461
Untrue, a healthy society doesnt have fags, trannies or anything else disgusting like that.
>>742531461
Yeah I think everyone would at least get head from someone of the same sex given the right circumstances.
>>742531649
I agree to an extent. One part of me admits I can recognize that in the terms of biology and nature overall we shouldn't exist, seems like from a technical standpoint its a waste of a reproductive tool. However, I like when my dick enters an ass while I play with a kind gentlemans dick. Its just fun.
>>742531973
Most animals with any kind of sapience require emotional and intellectual satisfaction, simply breeding isn't enough of a biological imperative. Someone who never reproduces but makes a book that helps other people is helping the species more than two dumb people shitting out kids.
>>742531973
I know I wouldnt be gay if I got sex with women, but they only want tyrone and chad because of jew tricks.
Now im stuck with this curse.
>>742527763
I could. I just don't want to. Don't have a desire for it.
>>742532356
Lying to cover up your virginity.
>>742532111
>not having sex with both at the same time
>>742532509
No one will have sex with me. I am not attractive as Chad.
Everyone rather wait in line to ride Chad's dick than to spend a second 5 feet around me.
>>742532626
Hey Luc.
>>742532882
Hello
What's new?
>>742532753
If you have decent hygiene someone will have sex with you.
>>742533201
I shower every day. You are bullshitting me.
>>742533282
You also have to make some effort and talk to other people and gauge interest but at least 3 people within 100 miles of you would have sex with you.
>>742532979
Been busy as hell tonight. Also got to see a regular that I haven't seen in months, she's been sober for 134 days now. Found out another regular was diagnosed with cancer. Also learned a third regular got banned from the store after coming in so shitfaced, he shat himself as he walked around the store, leaving a trail on the floor. So yeah...
>>742533473
Oh
Sounds like an interesting night
I just want to pee in a cute boy's butt.
>>742529753
what part of WI?
>>742533282
>>742533282
we go through this every thread now
you complain you can't get anyone to fuck you and then you say that you don't even want anyone to fuck you because you hate yourself so much that you instantly think less of anyone that likes you
get some real help please, it's not healthy
>>742533400
There's no one on this planet that would have sex with me.
>>742534110
The shitty part.
>>742534128
There is no help in permanent virginity.
>>742533550
At least the shit one happened when I wasn't here, so didn't have to deal with it.
>>742534230
like superior shitty? or milwaukee shitty?
>>742534249
>>742534230
Madison is nice.
>>742534249
>>742534345
Meant to respond
Yeah that's good it wasn't on your shift.
I don't know what I want for my Birthday
>>742534334
>Daddy
>>742534407
See-through buttplug for League.
>>742534539
I meant for myself like a game or something.
We're already planning on having a ton of sex next week.
>>742534334
milwaukee shitty
>>742534386
madison has niggers
>>742534657
>implying the see-through buttplug to use on League isn't for you
>>742534776
Well, we wouldn't have a chance to use it because of the shipping time and time restraints we have.
>>742535205
this would actually really hurt her
ded
>>742532444
Not really. Not like I was trying to hide that fact. I'm not proud or ashamed of it.