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You Jelly fags? Got this baby delivered right to my door step

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You Jelly fags? Got this baby delivered right to my door step
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looks like pure shit mate, grats
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>>742507540
You're just jelous
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thats not amore
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>>742507482
>anything besides pepperoni on pizza
ishygddt
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Looks vegan, is it vegan?
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you are a fucking fat cunt who lives with his mom and that pizza looks horrible - nothing is worth it in the end and we all die - nobody loves you and you're shit
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Looks cold and undercooked
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>>742507482
Did they forget to cook it?
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>>742507482
i feel bad for anyone that orders a taco pizza and gets that abomination. not many places do it right.
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Its a taco pizza
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>yeah I would like a tacos, but on a pizza
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>>742507482
Is that shredded cabbage?
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>>742507482
>frozen pizza thats been cooked and had bags of shredded cheese thrown on it
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>>742507482
Looks disgusting. Gj loser.

Shit taste/10

Kys
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>>742507932
Nope, hand tossed
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>>742507722
>>742507737
you don't even know what that is do you?
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Jelly does not have a sexual preference
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>>742507482
>cold toppings
>non-melted cheese
>olives
>lettuce/cabbage?

third world/10
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>>742508034
heres an oc of mine, not as well tossed as yours
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Oh no hes retarded! He puts salad lettuce on pizza, what a pleb
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>>742508034
>hand tossed

please stop.
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>>742507482
Sounds sad im pittying u sry that ur life is so lonely
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I'm betting my entire pokerstars account which has $0 that those olives are raw and in general this thread is a lie.
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We must unite to stop this monstrosity
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>>742507695
>cheese
>vegan
Tard.
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>>742509377
I don't see cheese
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>>742507482
Never been a fan of lettuce on pizza. Otherwise, it looks pretty good.
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>>742509450
Oh shit, he is retarded
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>>742509048
Olives are pickled, they don't need to be cooked.
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>>742509474
Yeah you are right. That pizza minus the lettuce would be quite a pizza, actually.
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>>742507482
Looks amazing, apart from the olives.
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>>742509847
Get a load of this.
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>>742509834
I meant, get a load of this.
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>>742509897
Yea, I forgot to tell them no olives, I just picked them off
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>>742509834
>olives are pickled
Oh god, do Americans do this? They come in fucking olive oil here.
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Yea man that looks real good. Is that a taco pizza? Needs more sour cream.
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>>742510069
Sour creme and taco sauce came on the side
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>>742507482
it's got two servings of vegetables, lettuce and pizza sauce.
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>>742510126

God damn. That has to be a mom and pop shop that made that. Where is this place? All I am eating tonight is a can of soup.
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>>742510056
It's true, you can get the imported ones in olive oil but they're pricey in comparison. Pizza places usually opt for the cheap ones.
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>>742510126
of the motorbike
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>>742510209
It is, south central Kansas....they deliver, pizza hut doesn't here, its bullshit
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>>742510291

That looks way better than pizza hut. All those tasty veggies? Those sauces? I am mad jelly.
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>>742507482
Someone really like you at pizza hut.

My advice: wear double pants for at least the next month or so, until they get fired once that hut busts their ass.
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>>742508173
looks really good.
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Looks like a taco pizza without chips. It's not popular outside of the Midwest. Happy Joe's is the original maker of the taco pizza.
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>>742507482
Lettuce & unmelted cheese

>Doing it wrong

Sad when the crust is the best looking part
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>>742508173

looks like you could chew for an hour with all that choose. Would eat sloppily.
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>>742508170
You'rer acting like third worlds don't have fire, this pizza is no worlds/10
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>>742510424
I don't get why anons only show the pizza. Heck, I'd not only show the dipping sauces, I'd show the god damn apple pie I'm having after.
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>>742510482

meant cheese, not choose. If I were smart I wouldn't be pissing my life away on /b/
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>>742510449
that just took my hunger up to a new level
i'm at the epitome of hunger
and stores quite far away from here
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>>742507482
Is this uncooked pizza a euphemism for jailbait that's not quite at their prime?
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>>742510449
and what that looks like is what happens when you empty trash bin on a box.
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>>742507482
where's the pineapple?
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>>742510739
Kek
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>>742510783
You fucking animal
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>>742508173
Going asda in a litte bit
Where can I get this in asda?
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>>742510739

nigga use your brain. That is obviously a traditionally cooked pizza with a second layer of taco fixings.
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Looks like a fucking uncooked nightmare that gets served along with nigger cock in prison. Choke on it and die faggot
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>>742507482
>nasty ass "local" place pizza
"Turd hurr, local pizza is so much better."
That thing looks like fucking shit, and probably tastes like shit..cheap shit..just like ALL "local" pizza places dumbasses glorify.
If it's not mall food court pizza and not Pizza Hut, then fuck off.
>mfw all local pizza places try to make up for their shit being shit and buying the cheapest indredients and toppings possible by dumping buckets of said toppings on every pizza
"But anon, you should buy from LOCAL pizza places!"
I do; I buy from a local Pizza Hut.
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>>742510851
So it's like mutton dressed as lamb then?
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>>742510851
This anon gets it
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>>742510635
a life with copious amounts of choose/cheese is a life well spent
so you're fine here with your choose
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>>742507482
>2017
>Getting delivery instead of DiGiorno
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>>742511016
DiGorno blows ass
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>>742510970

or chicken cordon bleu
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OP how many good boy points did that cost for mummy to make it for you and deliver it to your room?
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>>742510767
I actually laughed out loud in my cold dark room at midnight.
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>>742507482
it looks like a taco. you must be a mexifag, can't go without tacos, im a mexi
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>>742507482
Been staring at this portable network graphics file for an hour and
All I can see is raw salad on a fine cooked pizza base
Is this a new meme?
>Got this baby delivered right to my door step
Is this a
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>>742511155
checked
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>>742511319
Yes, and yes
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That is pizza hut
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Cheese ain't even melted wtf that's a bag a shite wouldn't wipe my ass with it
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>>742510888
trips of truth witnessed
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>>742511461
Do you have meted cheese on a taco dumbass
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>>742510888
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>>742510888
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South Indian garlic chilli chicken tikka master race reporting in. Pizza , fucking yanks
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>>742511519
Looks like a pizza to me buddy
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Here is their specialty pizzas.....the baked potatoe pizza is badass
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>>742511643

So what's this thing all about? Is this finger food or fork and knife?
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>>742511713
That's god tier Indian curry nigger
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>>742510888
Trips of truth!
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>>742511643
that looks like some plain ass pasta and sauce. lol
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>>742511796
Ooowwwfffttt listen you'd cream in your y-fronts that with a wee nan bread n some spiced onions bro
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>>742511753

well shit nigger I aint exactly cultured.
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>>742511643
Looks really good. Doesn't belong in here though.
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>>742507482
To be honest, it looks flash frozen and nasty. The ingredients look like they came out of a can and little to no creativity.
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>>742511643
>Indian diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea pajeet race reporting in. Pizza, fucking yanks
Worship noted, now go poo.
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>>742511912
Neither am I I'm just a fat bastard
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>>742507670
>2010 /v/ memes
shiggy diggy my niggy
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>>742511643
Higher res pics next time. we can only see so much with 10 million eye cells
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>>742512005
Listen see when your rings burning the next day you know you had a healthy munchie
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>>742507482
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>>742512057
That was google bro my local Indians looks well better I get one every week
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I'm glad I can get home from work and argue about pizza. Thanks mates
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>>742512150
I have nothing better to do with my evening
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>>742507482
>PissBitch
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>>742507482
since it's not a real pizza did you have to tip the delivery femboy?
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>>742512141
No doubt. Just pics for ants can't compete with the behemoths being posted here.
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>>742510846
bump
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>>742512280
I gave him $2 extra
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But anyway, op's pizza looks like dog shit ii'd frisby that gash riite out the window
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>>742509450

you don't the mince?
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>>742507482
nigga why didnt you just order a burrito bowl from taco bell? couldve saved 10$ and got the same amount of food.
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>>742512515
No taco bell here
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>>742510846
Say I buy a pizza in asda and i buy cheese, could that work?
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>>742512589
Where you from anon ?
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Why is it raw?
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>>742512759
Why is that lemon slice burning?
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Accept no substitutes
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>>742512575
>No taco bell here
Where the _fuck_ do YOU live?
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>>742512996
Small shit hole town in Kansas
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>>742512882
Because you touch yourself at night
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>>742512704
Somewhere on the british side of the world
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>>742513061

If that's all it takes then citrus should be extinct.
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>>742512353
>I gave him $2 extra
You fucking faggot nigger. Granted that pizza is shit and the place it came from is shit and you're shit for ordering it and thinking it's good, but people like you who give $2 tips are fucking cheap ass niggers who should be walking to the convenience store to buy some shit hot dogs to eat instead.
I hope he pubes your shit pizza the next time.
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>>742512958
REPORTED FOR POSTING PORN
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>>742507482
Why is there lettuce on your pizza?
Pizzas shouldn't have salads on them.
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>>742513175
He makes good hourly wage already for a part time delivery boy.....place is only like 4 blocks away
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>>742512958
Chips
Doner
Salad
Chicken
Pakora??
More chicken

am i rite?
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>>742513232
>Pizzas shouldn't have salads on them.
White women shouldn't have black children, either, but welcome to America.
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>>742513286
Spot on brother the munchie box of doom
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>>742508173
That looks like a decent pizza right there.
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>>742513103
Aye obviously if your going to Asda ya fucking tossed
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>>742513330
did i seriously guess it all right?
and yeah that's a munch right there
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>>742513169
Am I the only one who's jizz sets shit on fire?
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ITT
>trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
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>>742513286
Veg pakora
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>>742513433

I don't drink a gallon of gasoline every day, mine just causes a rash.
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>>742513038
I'm from Kansas and there is taco Bell everywhere.
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>>742513531
Not where I am at, closest one is like 55 miles away
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>>742507482
>throwing a salad on top of a pizza
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>>742507482
If someone gave me the choice between eating that pizza and shooting myself in the dick, I would be loading the gun before they finished speaking. How could you possibly fuck up such a simple, delicious food so completely.
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>>742513685
Because its Fucking delicious
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>>742513619
Insta hide post
get that shit out of here
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>>742513038
So meth trailer instead of taco bell?
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>>742513497
Like it matters when you have all that chicken to go with it.
You eat the pakora and chicken simulatenously
For mouth sex
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>>742512958

Munchy Box
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>>742513926
Na, I actually live in a 2 story house by myself
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>>742513619
How the fuck do you get shit everywhere except your asshole?
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>>742513811
Fuck you forever. How can you even tell how it tastes when 90% of it falls the fuck off as soon as you pick up a slice? I can only assume that you are some kind of shitposting housepet, since that food is clearly intended to be eaten off the floor by something lacking opposable thumbs.
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>>742514121
What is a fork Alex?
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>>742514215
Not many people eat pizza with a fork. Looks like we're dealing with someone extreme here, folks.
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>>742507482
toomuchtoppings/10
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>>742514215
>eating pizza with a fork
Go to fucking prison, you human crime against nature.
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>>742514383
I like to live dangerously
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>>742514469
Couldn't have said it better. This thread was going downhill. Now it's nose diving into the atlantic.
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This pizza will be posted everyday from now on
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>>742514896
in YLYL and cringe threads
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Pizza hut taco pizza
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Hungryyy in this mother fucker
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>>742507482
There are taco pizzas, but there are never any pizza tacos. Why?
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>>742507707
You need some stoicism in your materialism, son.

Nihilism can be joyous and optimistic.
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>>742515213
But there is
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>>742515213
Because making a pizza to stuff into a taco is subhuman tier shit.
It makes sense to put taco on pizza and not vice versa.
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>>742507707
that reminds me, ima make another zalgo thread tonight. it's been a good month or two.
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>>742515318
Village size serving. Can we keep it single or double serving max in here pls?
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>>742515213
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>>742515318
NOW WE'RE FUCKING TALKING
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>>742512759
an Andy Sixx log
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>>742515745
Fuck out of here
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>>742515048
>>742515119
Christ, the grand traditions of two great foods fucking ruined like this - it's a travesty. Someday, when America finally gets its comeuppance for all the evils it has visited on the world, the inventor of the taco pizza will be first against the wall.
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>>742515843
Don't knock it till you try it
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>>742515928
Thanks for the advice, friend, you sound like a goddamn cannibal.
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>>742507482
ah i remember the thread where you said you were going to. It looks delicious!
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>>742514469
That's how Trump eats his new York style pizza.
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Well this was a good thread, a nice break from all the porn bullshit
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>>742516463
Lol, yep....wasn't lieing
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>>742516380
When you give a vegan their paycheck
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>>742516502
Now that's wrong
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>>742516502
And to think, Republicans will defend this.
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