/nzg/ New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

FREE MY NIGGA BIGFOLK

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11906614&ref=NZH_fb
Our laws just destroyed Australia

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R I T A N O N

>>742459258
FREE THE HOMIE

Anybody got kush in Wanganui? Trying to ruin someones life.

>>742459332
We need pictures of the home
Make them memes gang

>>742459346
>trying to ruin someone's life
Move on homie

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Auck CBD reporting.

Acquired this today, if you believe the EXIF data it was taken in Marton this arvo. Any connoisseurs of Rangitikei pussy in the house?

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>>742459684
Also this one.

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>>742459649
If there is another sighting of the legend that is bigfolk, screenshots will be very necessary! Who is this, btw?

>>742459766
Like who am I?
Or who is that?

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>>742459869
Who are you? I know who pic related is, lol.

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>>742459071

my brother raped his own corpse today.

>>742460196
Your brother is Jesus Fucking Christ?

>>742460196
so sorry to hear that.

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Any UoA/AUT fags in tonight?

Thoughts on the AUSA vs AUESA shit fest?

>>742460496
Background for cavedwellers?

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Dunners reporting.

New thread, new tune
>same tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eipN_3VnY7M

>>742459332
Rita!

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>>742460612
l0verb0y, c0mmit y0urself

2 me

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>>742460669
*commits 2 u*

>>742459684
Wanagnui fencerfag, nothing but Rangi farm sluts.

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reporting in

>>742460496
NZ is full of retarded liberals

there are still posters promoting socialist uprising and class warfare plastered all around auckland city

NZ political attitudes is just a sad and more ignorant parody of a typical normie American's

>>742461220
Nah, just the cities.

>>742460601
A group of potentially racist students from UoA tried starting a European Culture club. The club clearly had a few /pol/ types in it, and around they same time someone started posting some-what racist posters up around campus.

An anonymous party formed the Auckland Students Against Hatred page, and used to it doxx the AUESA members, as well as generally just spew all kinds of regressive left, racist, communist trash. Basically all the most absurd leftie memes like white privilege, can't be racists to whites, NZ society is white supremecist, anti-freedom of speech etc etc.

They quickly gained support from a small horde of naiive student activists, full-time victims, and tumblrinas. The usual EVERYONE IS A NAZI type trash.

The AUESA basically got bullied out of existence because they must be LITERALLY NAZIS, despite the fact that the club appears to be lead by a Chinese dude, and has a decent amount of non-white members. They've attempted to resurface with a 'cleaned up' image. However the anonymous Auckland Students page, drunk on it's righteous crusade is determined to bully them back out of existence. They report on AUESA's attempted meetings, and encourage people to bully them. The group also appears to have strong ties with AUSA, which owns Shadow Bar - a student bar in Auckland. AUESA attempted to have a meeting there and basically got blockaded and forced to leave.

The AUSA has a long history of being extremely left-biased and actively denies, or attempts to revoke the affiliation of student clubs that don't follow the hard-left dogma.

>>742461777
Cheers /b/ro - I can literally see UoA and AUT out my window, but I'm light years away from what's going on there. Sadly none of what you've described surprises me.

Also, checked.

>>742461777
A U C K L A N D

>>742461777
Radical Left > Alt Right

>>742461887
C U C K L A N D

Coincidence? I think not

>>742459908
Toast

>>742461938
W H I N G I N G T O N
Another coincidence? Highly unlikely

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>>742461907
Radical Left == Alt Right
>Fixed, they're all retards

>>742461907
Radical left is just the alt-left.

Just instead of fedoras and cargo shorts you have tight jeans and a vitamin deficiency.

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Jesus Christ. Nothin but a bunch of uni kids, where my bogans at?

>>742462035
I agree they're both retards that take things way further than they should be taken, but imo the alt left have more of a reasonable point to make than the alt right. the alt right just seem like shit stirrers for no reason.

>>742462074
lol, this is true

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>>742462035

fuck yes id be on treebeards side

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>>742462148
How's it goin' cunt

>>742462254
Depressing cunt. Yourself?

>>742462186
My theory is that there are two types in the Alt Right. There are the genuinely angry deplorables, who really feel that a world they don't understand has screwed them over, and there are the rest who just want to watch the world burn. Mix these two together and a lot of the crazy shit they do starts to make sense.

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Evening. What am I doing in on a Friday night?

>>742459684
Jesus that's one raw angry looking vagnag. Did you scour it with jif and steel wool?

>>742460196
Ow that's tragic. I hope he finds out who did that to him

>>742461777
That was a long post. But worth the read. I approve. Also I like all the 7s. Kek would also approve.

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I've been saying this for a long ass time now

>https://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/article/8xxqx4/tatu-all-things-she-said-15-years-queer-anthem?utm_source=noiseyfbenglish

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>>742462311
Same, cunt. Just sleeping my life away at this point. Why are you depressed?
>>742462557
G'day, mate. Listening to some mad bastard rant on in the Tinychat rn. How's your night?
>>742462588
Checked. I forgot what the song sounds like though, gonna listen.

>>742462523
Yeah, I agree. I understand where a lot of the frustration the alt right have in some aspects comes from, and the alt left to be fair. I understand many of the alt right don't like feeling like everything we say and do is being policed nowadays (because it obviously is) but I also understand the alt lefts frustration with the flippant racism, sexism and general irl shitposting of the alt right. They both have good points on certain issues and they're both batshit crazy in their own ways but it seems like both sides are stuck in their radical ways, unable to accept eachothers ways of life. It's interesting watching it all unfold, i feel like we're going to reach a plateau of chaos soon, lol.

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>>742462856
Yay double 8's! 8 is my fav number. t.a.t.u snapped on all the things she said, you will enjoy!

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>>742462856
Im working dairy again, just waiting to get in the army and unbogan my life. Ive been doing nothing but dole tier jobs for the past 8 years. I want to do better then my dad.

>>742462588
Man it's a long time since I've listened to that song, I've forgotten how much I liked it. Good article too.

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>>742463204
kek too bad literally no one likes that faggot

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>>742463233
Checked! The chorus goes so hard!!! and their accents are cute, lol.

>>742462557
Kek, not sure about steel wool but I guess there's enough razor burn going on there to make anyone cross their legs.

Even so, wouldlickforhours/10

>>742462856
Gday cunt. I'm fucking awesome tonight, back in chch. Been working my coit off this week, calfing season. Last two nights slept from 2-5 so should be a zombie but bottle of lemon vodka and Pepsi seeing me good. Just listening to Queens of the stone age.

I'll pour a drink for you.

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>>742463145
I love how old mate has so much pride in his mad as XR8 ute that not even slanderous graffiti stops him driving it kek
You gonna go straight into the army? They're always going on about the WINZ thing at Burnham, supposed to be pretty decent. Good life plan too, best of luck anon.
>>742463298
Rude and untrue
>>742463432
Good to hear! Sounds like a decent mix, do pour one for me. Although I've got 15min to go get a six of VB and get buzzed, I might have my own.
Song/album? I play them all the fucking time, it's good shit.

>>742463523
Dunners don't be such a cuck

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Mileys dance at 3:10 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX2kpeyp80&t=0s

>>742463709
shame its such a shit song eh

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>>742463774
LOL. It's not bad. I like Miley!

>>742463432

Their new song is sick. Really looking forward to hearing the album

>>742463881
I wouldn't call myself a fan, but I surprised to find the girl can actually sing when she tries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

>>742463523
Fuck mate what is it with you and VB? Thats dog and cat piss. And the faggot lemon vodka its just I keep a bottle at my brothers because I know he won't touch it and I've always got something when im up here in case of emergencies. Was gonna go out tonighf but nearly wiped out driving up this arvo, kept dozing off on sh1. Fucking idiot me so pulled over for a bit.

Got qotsa on shuffle. Havent played them in a while, good to get back into. you heard their new one? Think its called evil has landed? I like it but its different.

>>742459293
What a shame.

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>>742463944
Yeah, she's a great singer. Talented af!

>>742463942
Ah you like it too. I like that they're not always hard out rock, they try different styles. Art of keeping a secret isn't a heavy song but I like it a lot.

>>742464022
It looks like she drew on her arms with a Sharpie.

>>742460496
>>742461220

Anyone know why AUT was flying the Vietnamese flag this week?

Aucklandfag here.

Someone find me a girlfriend. I've been trying for a decade and I've still never had any luck.

>>742464100
Probably because AUT are a bunch of cuck faggots.

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>>742464063
Lol, I love her tattoos. Wait until you see her leg!

>>742464166

I want to eat her asshole.

>>742464166
Has she done nudes??

>>742464119
Have you tried loosing weight and gaining muscle?

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>>742463593
Also rude
This is a nice thread!
>>742463950
It's cheap and if you drink it fast enough you don't realise how shit it is. Pic related, my man. Stay safe on them dull as fuck roads.
I've heard both the new ones, they're a bit different! I rate them though

>>742464227
She's so fucking hot, right?

>>742464229
Nope. She's well behaved!

>>742464239

Sounds like hard work

>>742464131
>http://www.news.aut.ac.nz/news/2015/january/aut-is-the-first-new-zealand-tertiary-provider-to-get-the-rainbow-tick


But seriously though, why the Viet flag? Some kind of commy support shit?

>>742464166
I want to fuck grimes forever while she moans like a little girl

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>>742464341
She's mine.

Shoo!

>>742464341
ok IDbro....

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my dyslexic cousin can do better tattoos drunk.

>>742464063
i know right??

>>742464280
Disappointed. I prefer badly behaved girls. Thanks anyway.

Figured out I can splice over a VT computer to my '91 commodore v8 engine and '96 gearbox. Now I don't need expensive parts.

New Zealand is paradise for trademe car parts.

I get to watch the world burn with a v8 ute and an AK for each arm.

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>>742464441
Really? I like good girls. No problem m8!

>>742464280
She looks sickly tbh

>>742464166
Her legs look like me when I spill paint because I'm shit at painting.

>>742464330
I knew a Guy from North Veitnam

his uncle had a farm that was 1/3 Pineapples, 1/3 Apples, 1/4 Pumpkins, 1/2 Bannanas

>>742464239
Yes. There just aren't many (single) girls around where I live nor in my work.

>>742464330
I dunno, I used to go to AU but I finished there years ago. All I can tell you is AUT is gay as fuck and also full of sluts.

>>742464480
>AK
>NZ
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Enjoy your modded 10/22 apocalypse.

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>>742464592
>>742464621

kek

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>>742464592
I like really skinny girls so I guess sickly is my thing.

>>742464621
LOL! Practice makes perfect.

>>742464630
Did he surf?

>>742464480
Trade Me can eat a dick.

>>742464668
back to /pol/

>>742464631
Their was a cute Shelia at he Vets the other Night

I didn't ask her because my cat was just put down, talk about bad timing eh?

>>742464802
>Worst pickup line ever: hey babe I need new pussy in my life

(Seriously though, sorry about your cat man, that sucks)

>>742464698
Nah, he came to class when I was in High School baked

We played the 'Box of Silence'

Shit was cash

>>742464851
Thanks man, I've got like four others so all good, she had been kinda fucked for years anyhow

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>742464717

Pol isn't that dumb.

>>742464630
Those numbers don't add up.

>>742464244
When your not slumming it on VB what's your drink of choice? Don't say pussy juice.

>>742464802
I mean its sad about your cat but you could a used that to your advantage.
> Sorry I'd love to talk but little Tiddles has just died.
> Oh noes. You poor thing. You've just made my vag wet.
Nek minnit you're balls deep and forgotten all about your cat. Keep your head in the game mate. Tiddles would've wanted it that way.

>>742464717
This place is a mini nz /pol/ to begin with....

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Any of your faggots in Wellington going to town?

>>742465020
> Those numbers don't add up

Whoa, are you sure your not employed by the council?

Spoonman is just on the Rock. Fucking turn it up.

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>>742465153

>>742465020
Pussy juice and Jack Daniels

>>742465214
I bet it's those fucks at the Auckland Council, too.

>>742465153
South Aucklander here, can confirm.

And I don't even like a single one of those things.

Jandals are fucking gross.

>>742465271
>Barman, there's a hair in my drink

>>742465630
To be fair, the Otara market is worth getting out your passport and body armour for

>>742465687
Is it? What the fuck can you find in Otara except for broken couches on the side of the road and your stolen car tyres?

Not to mention the smell.

>>742465632
Joke's on you, the hair is in the Jack Daniels.

>>742464119
Someone find me a date. It can be shit-tier memeworthy if you want. Just hook me up.

Bonus points if she's not shit.

>>742465940

you know there's girls hiding too haha

>>742465825
Kek

>>742465806
Other than a "Straight Outta Otara" t-shirt I bought for the lulz (nerdy white boy here), the market's pretty good for food and live music.

Had some good mornings chowing down on a taniwha burger by the pool building listening to a hot maori chick fronting a covers band there

>>742466114
Yeah but where?

>>742466287
>food and live music
Cockroaches and warbling Maoris? No thanks.

Auckland City has nicer places to eat.

>>742466287
>hot maori chick
Please don't lie anon. Its not smart and it doesn't impress any of your friends.

>>742465632
Once banged a crazy horny milf, 35 I was her first root after she got divorced. Flew up to wlg and screwed her in a cheap hotel near the beehive. Was eating her out as she drank from a bottle of wine. Poured it onto her stomach and I lapped wine out of her pussy lips.
Wasn't too shabby. Older women do some things you chicks have no idea about. I'd pushed 4 x 20 years olds for a night with one 45 year old. Any day.

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>>742466328

out in the snow somewhere..

>>742466535
> you chicks
????
Young chicks.

>>742466535
>I lapped wine out of her pussy lips.
I call bullshit.

Pussy + alcohol doesn't mix. Alcohol makes your pussy burn like you tried using an ants nest as a dildo.

>>742466988
The old ants nest as a dildo mistake, I guess every girl tries that once in her life

>>742466535
>hot maori chick
>Please don't lie anon. Its not smart and it doesn't impress any of your friends.
I can agree with this.

>>742466988
Nah didn't seem to be an issue for her. She didn't freak out or anything. There wasn't too much, I had to sleep on those sheets.
Good to know though, been wanting to try that with someone. I don't wanna find out the hard way if its burns inside.
> ants nest dildo.
I keked out loud.

>>742467298

no. as a femanon i call bullshit. and goodnight.

>>742467362
night. Maybe your puss is way sensitive. Maybe a 35 year olds is tougher?

Any other femanons lurking here can do an experiment and pour white wine over your cunts. Did it hurt? Post results.

>>742467362
>as a femanon
Tits or GTFO.

>>742467656
>and goodnight
GTFO already chosen

>>742467749
Yeah she sounded like a lesbian. Don't need to see them saggy tits.

>>742466404
>>742466404
It also has a huge pun intended amount of obese people so if your not a fat fuck good luck finding a woman who isn't a gold digger or at least twice your size.

>>742466535
Clearly an older woman posing as a man.

>>742468176
Makes a change from all the old men posing as women

>>742467749
Chosen...? I don't understand.

Anyway, it's sad that I was the first one to call the (probably fake) femanon out.

>>742468119
Goddammit, I've always been fat though...

I started going to the gym last year but then I ran out of time with study and work (and now just work). Fucking 12+ hour work days suck, man.

OH WELL, FAT PEOPLE, AMIRITE.

>>742469630
I'm not fat, but I'm trying to get git enough to do the Auckland half-marathon in October. So yeah I feel your pain about trying to fit in exercise with work and life and all the other distractions...

>>742469982
Damn anon, good luck. Can't say that's my thing, but then again, I don't want to be near most Aucklanders to be completely honest.

>>742469630
Try cut back on calories. Shits hard AF at first. You really gonna struggle for the first week or two but stick with it..

I'm having about one, sometimes two meals a day. The weight is starting to fall off, I'm impressed. The hunger is still tough but I can push through it most days.

Stick with it anon. My motivating factor is those TV shows where people lose weight and they have flabby skin. I've only been a fat cunt for three years. Have figured the sooner I lose the weight the less chance I'll be a walking bag of skin

>>742464100
i go to aut and i fuckn hate all thsi muslim fuckn gaypride transgender shit FUCK OFF

>>742470127
Cheers /b/ro, and hey I'm pretty sure most of the country feels the same way

>>742470138
Be fab, wear hijab.

Remember it's totally OK for an educational institution to advocate for, and encourage participation in a religious idealogy