Post 'em, boys. Pic related is OP.

>>742454287
That's pretty similar to mine.

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I have ascended to post-left ama

OP here. A lot of leftists popping up. Any right-wingers on tonight?

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>>742454287
i dont fit anywhere with my opinions honsetly
wherever i fucking go people shit on me

im not even a communist or a leftist
i dont even force my opinions down otehrs throats
everyone just fucking hates me for who i am

>>742455054
Woah, guy. You seem upset.

>>742454978
The questions are too complex for most to answer.

Libertarian's simple ideology can easily finish with a 'no taxes no laws' rule. tfw i used to be one.

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Is this real life?

>>742455091
yes because i cant fucking fit anywhere
tried all sites before 4chan
tried all the fucking boards
like fucking jack o lantern

-1,-1 dont feel like finding the pic

>>742455189
Is this just fantasy

>>742455232
wanna talk? ha

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>>742455189
You're basically the Avatar of political ideologies. Good job.

>>742455232
Why is 4chan any different, though? I always thought 90% of the retards on this board spend their time attending white supremacy marches. Doesn't seem like it'd mesh with your political compass.

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>>742455342
i wanna kill myself but im too much of a pussy (afraid that ill survive shot in the head and become a plant)
how would i get a gun anyways in ingsoc europistan

>>742455458
Why kill yourself with a gun? If you're gonna die anyways, go doing something cool. Blow up a meth lab or something.

>>742455458
jumping off shit tends to work
Rip

>>742455458
>>742455587 or this

>>742455587
because i want it to be quick and i feel as little as possible
i dont hate others or the world, i just dont want to live

>>742455378
>Why is 4chan any different, though?
on 4chan there is a slight chance of actually hearing honest opinions instead of retards parroting whatever they heard on the news
+ no witch hunting

>>742455619
yes if you have empire states building from which you are certain you cant survive,
but i live in a province where the highest building may get you knees broken or damaged spine at best

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Well... thats good to know

>>742456043
Do you vote Republican or Democrat in the primaries?

>>742456125
i'm german, here you can only vote NSDAP i guess.

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Recreational™ Nuclear™ War™

>>742455748
what i can gather from your strangely negative and self hating posts is that depression is tricking you into thinking you're seeing things clearly.

be kind to yourself, anon. you really do deserve better.

>>742456311
>you really do deserve better
nobody deserves anything more than he worked for and earned
and i didnt earn anything except a good beating

>what i can gather from your strangely negative and self hating posts is that depression is tricking you into thinking you're seeing things clearly
id say what i think about myself is realistic juding from my current situation and worldview

>>742456343
Reality does have a well-established liberal bias.

ITT; Libtards jerk each other off

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>>742454287

>>742456622
How will we ever recover?

>>742456497
https://www.ted.com/talks/andrew_solomon_depression_the_secret_we_share

next time you feel like a dose of self pity, watch that.

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>>742454287
I was pleased with mine. Others? Not so much.

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Had a feeling I would be slap dab in the middle

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Mine

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How you gonna tell me I'm the most right on this fucking thread so far

>>742454287
At least you're not a commie.

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>>742456723
how am i being self pitiful?
passing 20, not having any friends, being romantically retarded, not knowing how to drive, being stuck on a college you hate, not being able to relate to a slingle soul, never belonging to anything and not having any ambition will to live qualifies as realistically crappy person in my book

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this test is off

Ive taken it before and ended around pinochet

touching the right wall

p.s. this is why im rich

>>742456911
My mother did this turns out she's maximum right

>>742456957
I definitely like the 4 sided squares. It helps put things a little more into perspective.

Wish we used this instead of the retarded right and left wing system that we're being conditionally divided and conquered by.

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>>742456911
Get on my level noob, moderately capitalistic mixed-economy and personal freedoms FTW.

>>742457084
The plebeians NEED their conditioning since near birth anon. They have to chose a side, it's whats best for them. Too many options lets the rulers lose control.

L2rule

>>742457084
To be fair this is still left and right, but with stipulations. An anarcho Capitalist is a much more socially laid back guy than say, a paleoconservative. Likewize a Communist is much more laid back than a soviet socialist. The social axis helps clarify that some things aren't left/right exclusive, but rather a sign of how much an asshole you are.

>>742457309
*likewise

>>742457309
nice level of maturity you're showing by calling social conservatives assholes

>>742457206
>L2rule

Power is sustained by division, I know faggot, I know. They all went to the same damn frats.

>>742457385
Power sustainment is key anon. For both parties.

>>742457382
>implying that's what I said
I'll clarify: asshole as in how Authoritarian you are. People don't like someone sticking their nose into their business amd the more radically upward you are, the greater an asshole you are. Take Stalin, motherfucker killed people almost every day because he wanted to be in control and assert his power. Nobody really likes a guy like that.

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reply or your mother dies in her sleep

>>742457206
You're basically calling everyone in this thread a retarded sheep, who's conditioned to affiliate with a political ideology from a young age.. I am a little like how my Dad was tbh.

>>742457625
reply back or you die in your sleep.

>>742457643
reply or you die in your sleep

>>742457382
>social conservatives
stop liking things I don't like and go to church

>>742457625
Reply back to this post you will lose your most favorite thing in the world.

>>742457684
hahahaha he got you back!

>>742457625
>>742457643
Asdf

>>742457713
if anyone writes anything in this thread you will die

>>742457787
if anyone writes anything after me in this thread you will die early

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check this out guys

>>742457879
NOOOOOO

I feel like I'm assisting in something posting in this thread

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>>742457819
If anyone started this thread, we will all die

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>>742457879

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>>742458007
fucking madman

>>742457879
gdfgf

>>742457608
tahts cool and im not authoritarian myself but calling things you like laid back and those you dont assholes is the most reddit thing you can possibly say

>>742459204
Nice

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>>742455189
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>>742457032
I remember when /b/ was 99% in the middle of the green zone. Seems like the opinion is moving towards blue..

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>>742457162
Get on MY level you fucking commie

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m'lady

>>742461066
thats becasue now the green zone people want to take our vidya away and convert us to their weird ideological cult

>>742461248
That's red zone

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>>742454287
Op is not a faggot

What site

>>742461292
red zone doesnt exist irl outside of cuba and venezuela
people just prefer to live back in the days when being green was careless and fun
today we live in a world thats the result of that carelessness and its easier to jstu keep having fun and ignoring the accumulating trouble instead of tightening the belt and taking resposibility

>>742461066
So the typical level

>>742461438
Nothings changed, the same problems that make the left want to an hero have only gotten worse

>>742461374
decent = careless teenager
douchebag = person who knows that actions have consequences

rational = person that doesnt give a shit
naive = someone that actually wants to improve the world

curageous = i dont need nobody, im a man island
cowardly = realizing that you dont live on the moon

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>>742461374
>Hippies
>Courageous and Rational

>>742461542
>problems get worse
that happens when you do wahtever you want yolo mode and call people who want to take responsibility and realized that actions have consequences we will have to live with in future evil fascists

i would like to live in a free world without anyone botehring me jsut as the next guy but once you gotta grow up

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>>742454793
moronic
>>742455189
you win
>>742455369
nice
>>742459204
autism
>>742461066
idealistic

>>742461634
Kek.
You lack the ability of simple observation. Or you have some mental barrier preventing you from seeing the blatant patterns in front of you. And unfortunately for the intellectuals, there's some 200 millions who reinforce you're cognitive dissonance with perpetual bullshit. Capitalism has failed you, and you will defend it until its collapse.

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Alt-left scum here

>>742461967
nice strawman there

>being against unrestrained libertarian policy means being a capitalist tea party member
i like capitalism socialism and nationalism equally (i dont like any of them)

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what is up with all the lefties in here

>>742461882
And to me the idealist is someone who thinks any form if planned economy is preferable good ol' Capitalism

>>742454287
the fact that theres any other square than the blue square is disgusting.

>>742462659
blue is the same as red but with free market

>>742462707
i state my case

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>>742462199
>straw man
> I never stated my preference either
Then what's your fucking point

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>>742462754
I am a stupid human and I'm a narcissist. Therefore, all humans must be stupid. Hence humanity must be governed by politicians or dictators for their own best. But politicans or dictators are also human. A contradiction. ■

>>742463009
you called me a capitalist and id honestly prefer a socialist dictatorship to capitalism

>>742463119
not that guy, but
if you think people arent stupid and narcissist you need to get out of 4chan more often

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>all the lefties

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>>742463201
I am puzzled by this post. I do think people are stupid and narcissist. Why would I have to leave 4chan to see that? I don't understand. Are people on 4chan not narcissist or stupid? I am legit confused.

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How about these?

>>742463457
then why do you think being ruled by those same people who are not called dictators, but democratic representatives makes it better?

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>>742463550
... I don't. I "proved" that you do not conclude that we need politicians or dictators. They are useless. I'm this >>742461066 guy

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>>742455054
I would love a Britain style world with more cctv, absolute rules like no speeding ever, anything that sucks the joy out of rulebreaking

>>742464139
im more of a "let people make mistakes so they can learn from them" kinda guy

bans can work only as quick short term solutions, but in the end they dont change anything, only violence and propaganda does

>>742464207
+ making strict positive laws unneccessarily limits government power to do necessary things arbitrarily

if you removed most of the laws, but then proceeded to beat the fuck out of those who tend to break them youd end up with a much safer and better world to live than britain

>>742464289
I could live with that

>>742454287
>vote for objectively correct answers
>placed libertarian left

Because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntarily protect the environment, they require regulation. - This is objectively a fact

A genuine free market requires restrictions on the ability of predator multinationals to create monopolies. - This is objectively a fact

Good parents sometimes have to spank their children. - This is objectively incorrect.

There are no savage and civilised peoples; there are only different cultures. - This is objectively a fact. Civility is a human construct and has no universal and measurable definition.

It's natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents. - This is objectively a fact

What's good for the most successful corporations is always, ultimately, good for all of us. - Objectively incorrect.

Our civil liberties are being excessively curbed in the name of counter-terrorism. - This is objectively a fact.

A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system.-This is objectively a fact

Multinational companies are unethically exploiting the plant genetic resources of developing countries. - This is objectively a fact


Astrology accurately explains many things. - This is objectively incorrect.

You cannot be moral without being religious. - This is objectively incorrect. There is no such thing as morality, only human interpretation of it. Many people without religion believe they have morality.

Charity is better than social security as a means of helping the genuinely disadvantaged. - This is objectively incorrect. If "better" means an change that is seen as "positive" by the majority of people.

No one can feel naturally homosexual. - Objectively incorrect

These are not even able to be argued. These are objective facts.Anyone who thinks that they are not is obviously delusional.

>>742464542
>Good parents sometimes have to spank their children. - This is objectively incorrect.
you objectively dont know how is it to have children

>Charity is better than social security as a means of helping the genuinely disadvantaged. - This is objectively incorrect. If "better" means an change that is seen as "positive" by the majority of people
social security is worse because it creates a class of people dependent on the government and promotes their uselesness instead of enticing them to become productive members of society

>No one can feel naturally homosexual. - Objectively incorrect
objectively none of thsoe hypotheses have been proven and youre objectively stating your opinion

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German antifascist.

>>742464664
>Y-you just don't know what kids are like man
>Sometimes my five year old tells me "no" what else am I supposed to do other than physically abuse them

Not an argument. Try again

>Muh degenerates


I guess Canada, Sweden, The UK, Denmark, Finland, etc. all fell into disarray with the support of their social security programs. Oh, wait no... they prospered and built even greater countries

Bad argument, try again

>Muh faggots.

Ignore more peer reviewed scientific fact

Pure delusion. Ignoring facts. Try again

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>>742463465
>>742463788

How much would /pol/ hate me?

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>>742465074
>I guess Canada, Sweden, The UK, Denmark, Finland, etc. all fell into disarray with the support of their social security programs. Oh, wait no... they prospered and built even greater countries
People die at hospitals in waiting queues here because there is "lack" of nurses.

It is practically impossible to fire employees because unions are strong and supported by law.

Wages are taxed away to oblivion.

Politicans in Gothenburg are building fucking camel parks to "create" jobs for Somalians.

Sweden is not a country you should praise. The sole reason Sweden isn't worse off is because Sweden is the only country in Europe whose industry wasn't obliterated after WWII.

The only reason you haven't heard of Swedish corruption is because people are gullible enough to believe that local politicians are honest and media has until fairly recently been dominated by state television and socialist newspaper "Aftonbladet" (who not to long ago praised Venezuela for it's solidary methods).

The ONLY thing we Swedes have "gained" from it's massive welfare system is free education and free healthcare (but you must be lucky enough to make it past the queues). Not that the Swedish education system is any good. Sweden is barely above average in PISA reports.

I know many Swedes are angry about the immigration situation but imho that is a fucking piss in the ocean in comparison to the grander fuckups our inept politicans in Stockholm make every day.

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I'm not sure what it means I'm not really into politics, can someone explain my score to me?

>>742454287

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>>742454287
seems about right

>>742465074
welfare heavy countries are based on the assumption that tons of people there wont be impoverished minorities like its the case in us
we see what happens to the welfare state when such people come

spanking kids, disciplining them =/= physical abuse
if you were actually raised properly by your parents youd know and youd become a decent productive member of your society instead of worthless garbage losing his life on anime forums

>muh faggots
only one making such a statement is you, your opinions =/= scientific facts

>>742465241
they wouldnt hate you, half of pol is like you
nazfags and tradfags are not the entirety of pol

you fit in as long as you hate muslims and political correctness

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>>742467090
Also

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>>742454287

>>742467353
hello antifa

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>>742456622
Faggot

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>>742455054
Because you have shit views. I get that you don't want to get shit on and fit in but the portion of the graph asks for abuse.

>>742455189
Being a centrist isn't the name of the game. You literally have to agree with several retarded ideas on both sides to get there and often end up with contradictions.

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>>742464849
American antifascist

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>>742461066
Who's a commie now

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fuck nazi scum

>>742454287

I'd be in the purple somewhere

>>742467743
being a centrist is cool!

>>742468475
centrist = pussy

i don't want to disagree with anyone and therefore won't take a strong no-nonsense stance on any issue.

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Darn lefties ;)

>>742468293
found the alt-right nazi scum

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>>742457162
I'll take it a step further

>>742468616
ummm...
>>742467572
>>742467521

>>742467555
Nice trips

>>742454287
when attacks like barcelona happen. does anyone else reply the situation over in their head with themselves there. I usually do this and imagine how i could have been a hero and fought back. do you think this thought process pretty common?