God tier snack. What's your go to on a late night?

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>>742444971
Shit's magical.

>>742445278
I make my own and toss in a handful of ghost peppers... awesome with vodka

>>742445534
>ghost peppers
my nig

>>742445278
Love these

>>742445534
Anything less than a Carolina reaper isn't enough. Git good.

>>742445702
>>742445866
They're just starting to come in. I have fatalii, red and white ghost, giant white habs, red and chocolate scorpion. The reapers and peach ghost/scorpion hybrids are still green.

I take a couple of Ambien and end up cooking stuff in the middle of the night and have no memory of it.

I usually look around the kitchen in the morning and piece together what happened the night before based on the things that I left on the counter.

Lately it's been grilled cheese, but it differs from week to week.

True story.

>>742446386
Oh jeeezus hopefully drunk you doesn't burn your house down a la Manchester by the sea

>>742446575
I worry about that too. I'm a military vet who has some pretty fucking bad sleep disorder. I'm going to ask to be switched to a different medication.

Sometimes it's funny, but it's unsafe. I admit it.

>>742446793
PTSD? develop a theory of malevolence, knowledge is the only cure. watch every Jordan Peterson video on Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/user/JordanPetersonVideos/videos

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>>742444971
>mustard and sardines

>>742447368
Give me mustard or give me death.

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Gotta have some mussels. I might go pick up a can now that I'm thinking about it.

Never tried pickled eggs. Might have to give them a try.

>>742448126
You need to try pickled eggs. Every them is delicious. Nothing making me feel whiter than eating a pickled egg.

>>742448126

Never had mussels that way. Clams and a tube of Ritz are magnificent.

>>742448489
*Every part of them
*makes

tuna salad

>>742444971
Have you've tried the hot sauce ones?

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>this thread
thank fuck i wasnt born white. how do ya dog fuckers eat this shit?

>>742444971
>God teir snack
>Peasant teir sardines
Come back when you discover King Oscar

>>742448867
Yeah, being shitskin is a blessing. gtfo

>>742448867

Enjoy your government cheese, Tyrone.

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>>742448867
toplel, im white n im lurking this thread trying to understand wtf is going on in here

>>742449081
Literally the best thing I've read on 4chan

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>>742449027
yep, better food and we take ur women ;^)

>>742449081
government cheese? tyrone?

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>>742449190
Ya first day on 4chan huh kiddo? 18+ fat boy

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/oyster/ masterace here.

>>742449418

A nice cream and butter base with a little cornstarch to thicken it, then drop those sumbitches in for a couple minutes and put a few dashes of tobasco sauce and a lot of black pepper. Heaven on earth.

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>>742448126
Do canned mussels taste like boiled mussels?

>>742448867
Ya, but black people like grits and grits are pretty gross. I'll eat them, but with a shit ton of Aunt Jemima's mixed in.

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Best tinned snack ever made

Summer sausage, cheddar cheese and ritz crackers.

>>742449771

Sweet Christ, what an abomination.

>>742449656
Grits are pretty dank with bacon and eggs actually, your supposed to put butter and salt or sugar on them tho pleb. Aunt Jemima's is cancer tier syrup, its completely synthetic.

>>742449771
take out the cranberry and pudding and i'd eat that shit.

>>742449585
I've only had boiled a couple times but I would say boiled is better. Canned is still great though.

>>742444971
Those are 10 times better with ritz or captain's wafers vs sardines. Where's the hot sauce?

>>742449960
vs saltines.

>>742449566
I'll give that a shot sometime. I usually just eat em plain or with some saltines.

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>>742449656
Enjoy your sardines, pickled eggs and crackers you cracker and ill enjoy some delicious soul food
>>742449885

>>742449903
white man can confirm grits are eaten with butter and salt

>>742449771
Jesus fucking Christ what a disaster

>>742449903
Grits are awesome mixed with scrambled eggs & cheese.

>>742444971
>>742445278
>>742445534
>>742449418
>>742449771

what the fuck

>>742449656
Now THAT's Gross.

>>742449885
It's really good, here is a quite accurate review on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

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>>742444971
Could eat it all day

>>742450040
Holy f uck I'm so hungry right now. You aren't making this easy on me.

>>742449903
Aunt Jemima's is as good, or better, than maple syrup.

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>>742449960
Not OP but the hotsauce ones are the best.

>>742449771
And the Americans are fat ones on the planet.

>>742450040
When did I say I don't like delicious soul food?

>>742450150
i wanna give this to gordan ramsey, that guy was probably drunk/high, most things are good then.

If I am super drunk I usually just dig into the homemade jerky stash

Buying a dehydrator was the smartest thing I ever did. Cheap steak at 2.99 a pound turns into delicious fucking jerky with minimal effort. I just make the butcher put that fucker on the deli slicer.

>>742450342
shut up cracker

>>742450130
I admitted in the post its kind of gross but not THAT bad. I get that syrup in me and I have enough energy to throw a baby over a building.

>>742449903
Hell yeah, didn't know about grits till I did some mil service. Always liked to butter a slice of bread, then dip the bread in the grits.

Also, I know it's a breakfast, not a snack, but biscuits and gravy are pretty much the official breakfast in heaven.

>>742444971
bread + mayo

>>742450418
Hey man, it's your choice if you want to be a bitter black person but don't bring down the mood.

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I've never had sardines before but I have a can of them sitting in front of me.

I've heard mostly bad things about them.

What am I in for?

>>742450691
who said i was black cracker

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Spicy Dried Squid is fucking lit.

raw almonds + bourbon, neat

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Just noticed these things look like roasties kek

>>742450776
It's just fish nothing to be scared of.

>>742450776
they stink and taste like literal salty shit

>>742446366
My muthafuckin' nigga.

>>742450645
I bet your arteries could stop bullets

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>>742450806
>calling someone a cracker
>in 4chan

>>742450776
Fishy taste with a soft vertebrae in the center.

>>742450776
Give an egg wash then flour then put em in some hot oil

>>742450954
quiet down cracker

>>742450885
Yes, and that is why a lot of gays refuse to eat them.
It's actually true. 9/10 homosexuals cannot eat mussels.

best thread on here since '08

>>742450252
ITS MADE FROM HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP YOU FUCKING NIGGER. Its pure poison (synthetic sugar) that fucks up ur organs.

>>742450806
I did.

>>742451005
Why do you wash the egg and what do you do with it?

>>742450776
if you like fish they're really addictive

>>742449771
Nothing could be sadder than this pic. And this comes from a man that spent his christmas with almost long lost friends cause his family forgot about him.

>>742451083
go fuck ur dog cracker or do cracker things that crackers like ya do

>>742449418
Can you get that shit at Walmart?

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>>742451020

>>742451068
Also, table syrup tastes like chemical death. Then again, I've been told that everyone outside of New England actually prefer that. More maple goodness for me I guess!

>>742451163

Go cash your welfare check nigger or do nigger things that niggers like you do.

>>742451020
kek+

>>742451097
I meant wisk some eggs then dip the sardines in it then dip em in flour then stick em in some hot oil

>>742451170
That's where I picked them up at.

>>742451020
or maybe no one eats them because they look and smell like shit

>>742451013
Holy fuck, you really are a bitter black person. Since this thread is on the subject of food you should cut down on the salt.

>>742450845
This shit smells like semen.

>>742444971
Ritz crackers with a semi hard cheese and some kind of salted meat

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>>742451013
is that supposed to be an insult?

>>742450642
Try grits with bacon.

>>742444971
Worming her way out of her bunghole

Chunk chunk chunk

Five boxes of cereal in that one shit

Lop lop lop like a big heffer horse

Big and nearly green, or it should be but it's brown

Chunky doesn't give it justice, it's "airy", light, and somehow tight

So much packed in but not clamped down nor downtrodden

Natural styrofoam pre heated, you want to squish

Hand over hand-one under-side to side-and held apart grabbing shit like a rope

Forming back like lichen moss or brownish loam

Oh how it comes out in chunks, segments

Like dough dropping down a hole that's just too small for a free fall

Coming out of that big thick white ass, a bung hole

Juiceless, but not fruitless

Raspberries. Strawberries. Nuts. And raisins.

You're welcome

(Note: to not allow a free fall to happen due to the dough occasionally, but not sporadically, "clamping", for severe lack of a better word, onto the sides of sed bung hole)
(Note: sed, as in the past tense of says, said, but without the ai. Not to be confused with sed-uction bung hole)

>>742451237
Im not black ya dumb cracker kek i know ur a cracker though because ya have absolute shit taste in food and automatically assumed i was black. keep seething ya disgusting smelly cracker.

>>742450776
take the spine out first, theyre pretty good every once and a while

>>742451163
You sound upset.

>>742451314
>not bitter
>not black
keep seething though cracker

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>>742448867


Fucking canned mollusks and canned fish in mustard. That's some advanced honky cuisine.

>>742450935
I am unstoppable!

>>742450252
NOTHING is better than maple syrup

Mac's pork skins chicharrones with cottage cheese. That shit is good.

>>742451439
Ya should listen to ya self cracker ;^)

>>742451458
What color are you, if you keep calling people 'crackers'?

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HELP

>>742451423
It's pretty obvious you're the only one seething here.

>>742451483
Go back to Canada yo canCUCK

>>742451545
take a guess ya disgusting cracker

>>742446793
Bambi?

Cold pizza squares with anchovies

>>742451550
says the seething cracker

>>742451548
Can opener?

>>742451325
;)

>>742451548
You have to pull up not back you fool. Use a can opener.

nothing beats cereal at 3AM

>>742451576
You tell me. Your trolling is too underwhelming, my dude. Try something else. This is a food thread, so try the "cheese is garbage" or "bacon is overrated". You'll get a lot more (you)s from that.

>>742450343
Gordon is my daddy

>>742451521
I think you need to take a break from the computer for a little bit. You actually seem unreasonably upset by all of this.

>>742451588
Patrician taste

>>742451548
18+

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>>742444971
What is it with white people and canned food?

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How can you creatins eat ANYTHING out of a can?

>>742451689
How does it feel to have a loyalist as a dad?

>>742450150
Sweet Jesus, that shit is real!

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>>742451548
use my pen knife my good man

>>742451657
maybe if its reese's puffs

>>742451665
Is it true crackers think ketchup is hot sauce

>>742451548
P-38

>>742451700
Im chillin meanwhile ya seething with ya sardines ya cracker

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Swedish squeeze bacon is great on everything or on its own.

>>742450901
Lost. Fuckin kek

>>742451713
White """people""" are naturally lazy

>>742451859
Nah, crackers just like to mix it WITH hot sauce.

And some mayo.

The supine ignorance of ameriburgers about food just reflects their rotting society and how wrong it was to allow a british colony to become a country.
Canned food, fat, fat, fat, stupid sauces to cover up disgusting (or bland at best) pseudo food.
Your mindset is so far gone from the point that you'd eat your mom's turds if properly deep fried and surrounded by side dips, if you doidn't do it yet.

Europe

>>742451941
WE OUT HERE TRYNA HAVE A DECENT SNACK THREAD AND YOU GOTTA RACE BAIT

>>742451906
im going to fucking puke

>>742451906
No, this isn't real life.

>>742452020
seething?......... cracker

>>742451941
we like to enjoy the fruits our labor in the society we built

>>742451958
White people smell like wet dogs and are pedos

>>742451988
Still Europe keeps eating our food. Hamburgers, turkey, pizzas, hotdogs, cheese, coke, etc etc

>>742452105
you're not even trying

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>>742452074
you didnt do anything fatboy.

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>>742452185

>>742451381
What in the fuck is this?

>>742452074
And what part of which "society" did you build, exactly?

lol can't wait to hear this.

>>742452185
Hurts knowing how it was the white man that lifted you out of savagery shitskin?

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>>742452295
>He thinks im reading all that

>>742451426
The spine is soft and perfectly fine too eat, don't listen to this fool depriving you of it's deliciousness

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>>742452367
What are ya going on about cracker?

>>742451906
What the developing duck

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Good ole pbj is good

>>742451855
>he chooses reeses puffs over CTC
i love reese's puffs too but CTC with some honey drizzled over it with or without milk is just too good. ill eat the whole box at once like that