what are you drinking tonight /b/ ive got vodka and diet cokes

I'm boring and trying to cut back 'cause I drink too much. Just Orange Fanta. :P

Diet coke and vodka? Whack. True functioning alcoholics drink vodka and soda water

>>742442526
nope, i love me some aspartame and hard liquor

>>742442843
To each their own. Let's see more titty balls

>>742442272
very tiny penis

>>742442843

Diet coke is grooooooss.

But nice nips.

>>742442272
an official timestamp includes year

i will not address you further until then
p.s. love the nip

>>742442272
Nice nip lezzz see your muffler

Coors light and Bourbon

Ale8

Orange juice and mango pineapple vodka.

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>>742442957
ive got real weird titties, you guys remind me everytime im here

>>742443281
i like plausible deniability

>>742443056/
thank you thank you

>>742443421
i miss bourbon but i convince myself it's empty calories

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>>742443281

>>742443605
milk your tits please

>>742443605

Weird? They're fucking perfect

>>742443605
What about your muffler? Lets see that thing

>>742443605
They look pretty nice to me

>>742443605
Yeah, but at some point all alcohol is empty calories. Straight bourbon is better calorie wise than a IPA or something. I've tried rye whiskey and scotch but bourbon is my favorite.

>>742443605
write blue noon on your tits

>>742443605
I love when you visit. y so much lately? you lonely OP?

>>742443605

I don't think they're weird. Look pretty tasty to me.
7/10, would suck.

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>>742442272
Rate my dick OP, its still Aug 17 here in Canada.

>>742442272
I like your tits Op, you gonna take some pics for us?

Also, vodka orange juice.

>>742444354
Autistic floping lol

>>742443605

She is back!!!<3

I fell in love with your face you little slut

>>742444354
Tough times huh?

>>742444688
Dump the rest

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>>742443656
can you milk your tits if youre childless?

>>742443804
eeeeeeh, I like my nipples. my tits are blah

>>742444030
what's your favorite bourbon?

>>742444119
Last time I wrote on my tits 4 u I forgot and stained my sheets! :O

>>742444150
forever lonely fam

>>742444354
no its not

>>742443885
Im a little fuzzy today but okay

>>742442272
is that a boob?

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>>742444718
I'm doing ok

>>742444756
yes you can now squeeze your tit and nipple until something comes out then post the results please.

>>742444765
its bob not vagene

>>742444756
Nice clam but that ain't your muffler (butthole)

>>742444756
Why are you so wet in this picture?

>>742442272
What are you doing alone? You don't like getting fucked in that pussy of yours?

>>742444756
How much to put those panties in a ziplock baggie and overnight them to New Hampshire?

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>>742444756
I'm in Regina its 11:45

>>742444786
God speed brother

>>742445111
This isn't fun

>>742444756
Woodford Reserve doubled oaked. What about yours?

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>>742445298
speak for yourself

>>742444756
Take your "big white friend" to help this pussy get stuffed

>>742445491
Is that code for drugs or dildos?

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>>742444786
niiiiiiiice, i still have no idea how to upload webms

>>742444864
nothings coming out man

>>742444932
Wait, really?

>>742444972
I'm just a little moist

>>742445065

Haven't been fucked in months. My birthday is coming up though, maybe I'll go out


>>742445087
I dont sell panties :(

>>742445362
Awwww, same. But Im more likely to buy makers mark

>>742445706
Yes muffler=butthole. Muff=vag. Now that it's cleared up, lets see your muffler plz and ty.

>>742445706
Just so you are aware women have no rights here now do as the men tell you and shove a sharpie up your asshole.

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>>742445706
I film using my cell phone, transfer the data using a sd card adapter, then I use Xmedia recode and turn the video files into webms.

>>742445706
Do me a fan sign? Write Isaac on your tits c:

>>742445706
You don't have to sell them ill just cover the cost of the forever stamp

>>742445706
Nice, I was pretty specific haha. It's not cheap though. Markers is pretty good. Bulliet is my go to mid shelf

>>742445706
>birthday
how old?

I'd gladly fuck you (like most other anons here I guess)

>>742445706
Show us your butthole so I can go to sleep

Would love to see your face, queen!

>>742445706
Snapchat?

>>742445706
Can you share your ass op?

>>742442272
Not the weekend, so nothing yet. Tomorrow I'll probably have some wine, some port, and some shitty rum.

>>742445706
Where are you from OP ?

>>742446374
I second this

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>>742446329

I don't even wanna talk about it man

>>742446374

Night Night :)

>>742445894
Sharpies are so boring though, why do you guys like those so much?

>>742445491
hmmmmm


why is it so hard to get a good picture of your butthole

>>742446965
Id love to eat that ass... moar ass please anon. Would drop 7in dick pic if interested.

>>742446965
That's a nice looking butthole.

>>742446965
Nice thanks for the muffler. I need that dudes flesh light now

>>742446965
Grade A butthole. Would've earned the A+ if the date wasn't covering your monkey

OP here? I'm downing Yuenglings myself. Would love a doggy style - hanging titties picture. Front or side. Or pantybra. Or both.

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>>742446754

phew I can't drink all that sweetness, it'll make me sick. plus diabetus runs in my family so i gotta stay away from sugar


>>742446775
I'll say Maryland tonight

>>742447429
My monkey? :)

>>742447241
how thick is it tho?

I'm oiling up and taking a shot, cheers

>>742447655
Jeeezus don't stop

You know you gotta get some hanging titties in here OP.

>>742447655
Now you have to finish us.

>>742444688
who is this?

beer and Bourbon, as usual

>>742447655
it's a pencil basically

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>>742442272
hello anon I just got back from the bar with my coworkers.

>USA
>3 double IPA 9% beers
>1 shitty pre-mix Long Island'

Now I am home, packing a bowl of pot
enjoying one of the beers out of the ol' BuildYourOwn6Pack.
>Big Wave Golden Ale

How is everyone else

>>742443605
they're great
areolas perfect size
nipples not too big not too small
moar you whore
would love to see that ass while you're at it

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>>742444688
awwww I just saw this. Were you the anon who said you wanted to jizz when you saw my eyeball? that was so cute i screenshotted it

>>742447655
POO ON A PLATE OP

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>>742447655
What say you?

>>742448418
POO ON A DAMN PLATE AND SHOW YOUR FACE

>>742448474
stop being a buttfag, there are tons of men here.

fag

>>742448474
Where did you find the 4oz twist off bottles?

>>742448418
No, but i had a boner al the day and thought on you while fucking my girl this day

>>742448418
pull on one of ur sexy nipples

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>>742446965
>I don't even wanna talk about it man
>man
You are literal trash

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>>742448389

call me whore n you can see whatever you want haha jk sorta

>>742448522
how can I be a buttfag too?

>>742448481

eww

>>742448939
whatever, my mommy says im beautiful

>>742449287
post a pic of u pulling on your nipples u whore

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>>742449287
sluts need a good spanking, make it red for us

>>742448522
>>742448803
>being this mad over another's dick.

>>742449511
>being such a fucking faggot you ruin a thread with your faggotry
stop attention whoring you worthless little shit, this is a thread to oggle over some sluts man pleasers

>>742449287
>call me whore n you can see whatever you want
Shit in your hands and clap, whore

>>742449287
I want to put my litle white precum pistol in your vagina.

>>742449287
hey whore, choke ur self with ur panties

wby bourbon when scot is so much better? Macallan or Glenmorangie are my go-to's

>>742449287
why aren't you spreading your vagina for us
gape your butthole too pls

aaaaaaaaaand the racist homosexuals scared her off.

because they'd rather suck each other off

>>742449287
>call me whore n you can see whatever you want
Engage in sexual intercourse with your biological father, whore. :-)

>>742449803
yeah there's a fucktonne of cringe that came with the whore response to me calling her a whore.

i kinda regret it now. why do fags have to ruin everything : (
bb com bak
post vagene n buub

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>>742449495

>>742449638
"precum pistol" Im gonna steal that for when Im talking dirties

>>742449641
hmmmmm

>>742449702
I like Macallan, but scotch tastes sweet to me

/b/ what do I do about my insomnia? I like hanging out with you but I need sleep soon. I'm going on 4 days now with about 3 hours of "rest"

>>742442272
glendale?

>>742450206
Those lips! Fuck. Pic of you sucking your finger?

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What do you think op?

would love to see full body nudes hey

>>742450569
everyone (OP inc) thinks you're a dicklet little faggot who should go back to the faggot threads you belong in.
this is her thread to attention whore in, not you.
fuckoff n die faggot cuck bitch

>>742442272
How does it feel to be a filthy nigger?

>>742450977
This tbh

>>742450206
I have a request, just a small one.
Get a shoe, place on head. Spread your legs. Hit yourself in the face and send pic.
If done, profits will 'arise'

>>742450206
now choke that pretty neck u filthy whore

>>742448288
>double IPA 9% beers
I'm guessing Squatter's Hop Rising, amirite?

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>>742450164
i like whore, but I reallyyyyyy like slut and babygirl.

>>742450977

There's a dude I've been sexting I'm trying out raceplay with whose been calling me all sorts of names but idk how i feel about it

>>742449840
Shut up daddy, get outta here

>>742450569
all your cocks are good. 12/10's don't even have to post them I just know

>>742449498
It's so hard to make my ass red, I try all the time

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>>742442272

>>742451286
the things i'd do to that slutty olive coloured ass hnng muh dik.

>>742450206
slap your tits till they r red whore and write " dirty whore nigger " above the red slap marks slut

>>742451286
open your pussy

write FUCK ME DADDY above it, arrow pointing to pussy hole

>>742451333
333 watch it go

Crown n Coke

RIP DIME

>>742451387
this

>>742450803
>>742449587
Someone has some serious insecurity issues here. Little dick?

>>742451286
hey baby girl suck on that but plug for daddy

>>742451286
my dick is 4.5 inches and decently thick, i hardly doubt that sounds arousing

>>742451286
hey babygirl you have a kik u dirty slut whore

back on track?? rose wine and a single shot of vodka :^)

Drinking a ton of water, trying to pass this kidney stone. Still would let you stick your tongue in my ass though. I'd absolutely fucking destroy you. Fuck, I want to fuck a black woman (married at 25, 33 now).

>>742451709
she's scared. she's not very freaky.

she doesn't know what to do with herself yet, she's young. she's need a Man to teach her about herself.

>>742451286
Hey, was talking to you earlier about bourbon. Want to snapchat?

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>>742450774

>>742451333
that was my jam in college

>>742451376
i clenched my pussy and plug reading this

>>742451387
Like it sounds so hot but idk if I'm ready

>>742451709
but its in my pooper daddy!

>>742451758
I'm sure it's fine and if not just learn to flick that tongue. I've been with small dick dudes, I just make em eat my pussy constantly

>>742452047
Start watching interacial porn with her and talk her into a 3 some - do guys like that btw? tongue in ass?

>>742451286
slap them titties till they're red, it'll be easier to do than your ass.
also spread those wet lips in the same pic
show yourself sucking on something too while you're at it

>>742452311
exactly kind of like this fingers in mouth and all, but instead of top down, show from bottom up. show that juicy pussy. fuck it's like you read my mind, good little whore knows her place

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>>742452137
what would you teach me anon?

>>742452499
hol up, lemme see what i can do

>>742452311
babygirl ur ready to slap those tits red and write "dirty whore nigger" on them slut....do it now whore

>>742452311
pull it out off ur pooper baby girl and deepthoart it like a good whore for daddy

wait is this real? seems fishy

>>742452940
no, but she's hot, so w/e

>>742452814
wow that asshole is tight for a whore

>>742452499
Do what this anon said and I will post my 8 inch dick (need really hot pics because I've been struggling with ED because I jerk off too much... too much testosterone I bet, I come from very horny native americans)

>>742453011
>I will post my 8 inch dick
don't do that you fucking faggot. no one wants to see it.

I'm drinking your pussy juices tonight.

>>742452814
I'd teach you how to fuck. You think you know how to fuck, but you're in your 20's (you don't). You don't really know how to fuck until your 30's, I'd also teach you how to enjoy your asshole (more than ever).

And dude I'd teach you how to have more intense orgasms than you're having. You don't think it's possible, it is.

You need a Daddy in his 30's/40's to show you these things. It takes time, patience and submission on your part.

If you do a handstand Ill post my 14.5 inch horse cock

>>742453252
Which horse did you take that from?

>>742453295
My pet jeremy. He's a loyal animal.

>>742448442
Oh boy

>>742452814
The pure niggerness of your posts makes me want to light puppies on fire

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Your pussy rank. You cant compete with a real woman.

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>>742452499
shit op, i failed, you need like 5 hands for all that

>>742453391


I've had some gorgeous women poo right on me, they love it for some reason. I don't understand why.

>>742453757
looks like a panther mouth

>>742453754
u need to slap those tits for dad>>742453754
dy slut

>>742452311

Oh, she'd do whatever I say. She's gorgeous, as well -- corporate here in Vegas at MGM.

As far as me liking a tongue in the ass: fuck yes. Of course I like that. With the way your ass and pussy look, I'd let you peg me. I don't give a fuck. I'd stick my tongue so far up your ass, jesus fucking christ. I've been watching a ton of black porn lately, too. Ugh. Aria Skye, check her out. Was watching her stuff earlier, trying to make my dick feel something other than this kidney stone.

If you ever come to Vegas, holler. I don't think I'd have a hard time talking my wife into fucking us.

>>742453754
ahhh I want to clean you up, lick you right up. ass/pussy/mouth/tits

then fuck your throat and shoot a huge load right into your tummy.

>>742453757
It's pretty fucked up to post the spread-open vagina of a burn victim.

>>742453937
that's 2 gay 4 me

srry!

>>742453754

Kidney stone guy here with the hot wife. I also have a fetish for tight pussy with a hairy bush. Your shit looks fire as fuck -- let your bush grow out and I could marinade in that shit for days. Fuck I want to wear you out.

>>742453937
>trying to make my dick feel something other than this kidney stone

I wonder if it's a fetish to pass a kidney stone into a woman

>>742454081
It's people like you that ruin smooth vaginas for everybody.

>>742453754
OP get in doggy style position, gape your asshole and take a picture. now please.

then give us a closeup of your pussy spread.

>>742454129

Can't. Bladder and testes are separate, my dude. Literally impossible to do. I'm literally trying to jerk off to black chicks right now, despite this fucking thing destroying me. Got a few hydrocodones in me, a couple beers, a few volcano bags of Vegas' most fines (*Herojuana from House of Herbs if you care to know the strain) but this little black girl in this thread has me wanting to run down to the strip club and pick up a black stripper and ram my dick through the top of her head.

Seriously, I got married without fucking a black girl and it's ruining my shit. Especially in this bullshit Trump/Nazi alternate universe we're living in. Makes me want to fuck a black woman so much more.

FUCK.

>>742454183

Bruh, every girl I've ever fucked has a shaved pussy. The shit is washed. It's played the fuck out. I want a woman who doesn't give a fuck, who knows how to fuck, and has a wet ass pussy that gets all matted down in her hair. No fucks given is the hottest shit ever.

To each their own, though, right my dude?

>>742442272
I'm enjoying this thread, ty op !
Love from France

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>>742454081
dude I wanna grow a bush, but it's been bare so long, it feels unnatural to let it grow out.

>>742454129
woah

>>742454183
nothing wrong with a bush, my favorite black pornstar from the 80s rocked a huge one

>>742454437
>wet ass pussy that gets all matted down in her hair.
I think I just became a pedophile...

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Show feet plz

>>742454357
Wanting to fuck a nigger that badly is unsettling.

>>742454465
from the 80's? how old are you!?

>>742454465

That's what my wife always says. And she says it gets extra smelly around her hole. But I don't give a fuck. I like it a little smelly. A LITTLE smelly, mind you. I'm not trying to bathe in UTI. But, she grows it out for me. Love watching my dick disappear in that little wet forrest. Shit is so hot. Fuck.

And you'd get used to it. It would feel natural eventually. And I'd fucking eat that shit so regularly, you wouldn't care. I'd never stop. You'd have to mace me or some shit -- fucking rape status.

>>742454465
>looks like she's passing a bowel movement
and i'm out.

swap the toys.. whitey in ass plug in mouth

>>742454357
Oh man, don't say you can't. I didn't think a dick could fart, but I was wrong.

Just need to get the erection and get in there, and then pass the stone along with some piss.

Also, I had a thing for black girls at one point when I dated one for 5 years. It went away very quickly after I met my Asian wife.

>>742454666
nice trips, she is 40

>>742454577

Well, yeah, I imagine for a guy who uses the n-word, it would be unsettling.

>>742454733
>uses the n-word
oh wow

>>742454465
gap you asshole in the same way as this pic

>>742454722
oh god dammit

40!!??

>>742454733
why you being so nice? op probably a guy pretending to be a woman

>>742454465
stick three fingers in that wet pussy and take the pic the same way as this one u fucking slut

>>742454720

Yeah....I had an Asian girlfriend. She was awesome, no complaints. It's the mystery factor for me, obviously. And their wet, little pink holes. Plus, black women tend to be more confident, out spoken -- I find that shit incredibly sexy. I'm 33. My tastes change here and there. But ass play and hairy bushes will always be #1 and #2.

Can we get a full frontal standing shot (mirror possibly)?... enough of the close-ups

>>742454465
write "im a dumb nigger" abover your pussy or on ur titts you dumb whore....do it for daddy slut

>>742454917

I'm hardly nice, bud. I just don't use that word. I'm an SJW cuck. But I'm one of those extremist, super left leaning, anarchal cucks. I own lots of guns and I fucking hate Trump supporters more than ISIS -- real talk.

So, I'm just sitting here, trying to pass this kidney stone, jerking off to black girls, and imaging killing half you fucks in the upcoming civil war.

Hardly nice.

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>>742454666
ill be 28 next week :(

>>742454676
hahah this is the hottest post from tonight

>>742454684
no you aren't

>>742454704
how long do i got on this thread though

>>742454720
I mean you probably still have a thing for black girls, you just married an asian girl

you should let us watch you cum op

>>742455110
dang that asshole is nice for a nigger

>>742455110
you need some good clean (big) dick from Seattle.
get away from all that drama, and come stay with me for a month. i'll introduce you to God baby.

>>742455110
should I save these? you taking request? face pic please

>>742454704
Ill try it but Its been years since I've done anal with bigger than a plug

>>742455141
how?

>>742455110

Kidney stone guy here, email me at BlackUnicorn40 at yahoo if you want to keep this going

>>742455110
have you ever looked and ur pussy and think there is shit on it and tr wipping it off but it was just the fact that ur black?


or that you have shit on your pussy but u didnt know cuz ur pussy is the color of your shit?

Why is your dick so small

>>742455529
nigga r u retarded?

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It's 10am here and I'm working on a bottle of plymouth "navy strength" 114 proof gin (pic related). Have a bottle of tanqueray for when this is done

my goal is to not pass out until it's dark

>>742455588
<><><><><>y do you think me retard for asking good quetion!?!??!?!?!??

>>742455469

Maybe I can get you and my wife to skype, then maybe we fly you out and make you our fuck toy for a week?

I work from home, smoke weed and watch viceland all day, so that would allow me to fuck you for longer than you've ever been fucked before. Bet.

>>742455110
how do u feel about black face? u should do white face

Lovely nigress be a sweetheart and pee for /b

lolling over here at all these thirsty nigger lover virgins

>>742455936
she won't poo or pee :/

>>742455110
put as many fingers as u can fit in that tight asshole

>>742456033
Not a virgin it's my only opertunity to engage in some type of sexual encounter with a black goddess without her laughing at my tiny cock :)

>>742455110
Damn girl. I would like that pussy and ass clean. Then fuck it hard. Love these pics. Dick hardness, level 999

>>742455110
you really need to choke your self you whore

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>>742455787
tell me moar

>>742455916
both look dumb

>>742455677
I wish I could drink gin

tfw it wont go in, sorry /b/ :'[

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>>742455110

Not lying when I say I've been imaging fucking that black pussy for the last 30 minutes. You really need to e-mail that address.

>>742456269
i used to hate it, thought it tasted like drinking liquid pine needles, but it grew on me. I used to be a bourbon guy but now I drink almost exclusively gin

>>742456269
do you snap? im drinking water tonight by the way

>>742456269

I've told you all I'm going to tell you here. My thirst only runs so deep. But hit up that e-mail I put out. I want pictures personalized so I can show the wife. I want to fuck you. She'll want to fuck you. You're obviously a little whore, so emotions won't get in the way. You aren't going to fuck up what we have. But we can use you, I'll make you feel good, we can have fun, and who knows how long that can last?

You grow that bush out for me and I'll make it so you can't sit down comfortably for a week.

Let's go.

>>742456269
do that doggy and deeper

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>>742456229

sorry i was dodging that one all night

>>742456378
whats your twitter, I'll add you

Taste your ass off that plug you filthy little slut

>>742456620
do you prefer white or black dick

>>742456620
Add asfeverish

I basically want to worship your ass before fucking it.

>>742456269
I know that face lol...

>>742456620
thats hot do u have kik we can have alot of fun

Nevermind these kik fags whore you belong to /b we own you're slutty nigger ass you will stay here and obey your white masters

Golden Oak Fruity White

All the retarded racist shit ruining this thread smh

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>>742456620

I can't give you my twitter, unfortunately. Whether or not you believe this is immaterial, but I'm verified. I can't use my name. I only have 2,700 followers, but still, I can't risk it. E-mail that addy. Here's a photo of my wife passed on the couch right now. We all need to fuck. Your face is beautiful.

>>742456917
kankles

>>742442272
it post ends in dubs shoe on head!

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>>742456678
I like all dick dont make me choose

>>742456739
my face is all over the net goofy

>>742456842
mmmmm

>>742456587
i always have so much fun with you guys

>>742456620
kik: joemcbob99 we can get really kinky

>>742456954
calf + ankle= cankle

The more you know

>>742455421
https://appear.in/cumchan

>>742457079
face the cam doggystyle and pull down on ur nipples

Just gimme a full body shot with a wink & a smile, so I can finish off & finally go to sleep... please.

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>>742456954
Yeah, she's hideous

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>>742442272

Jasmine shouchuu.

>>742457079
write "niggers love trump " on ur tits babygirl

>>742457177

She works on her feet all day. She comes home, smokes, passes out, and does it all again the next day. She's a fucking G. She allows me to be a sports writer and radio host, and licks my ass when I ask her. When your faggot ass does any better, come holler.

Now be a good little slut and put that toy in your mouth bitch

>>742457290

Oops, responded to the wrong thread. Either way, you get the idea.

>>742457290
*Cringe

Squat down over the camera lenses like you're about to piss op I love that angle

>>742457290
lol you sound mad

good thread OP

>>742457456
this

>>742457407

Yeah, if you say so. For me, I'm living my dream (minus this black whore in this thread who I want to wreck with my hot, white wife who works hard for me, cleans, does the laundry, licks my ass, fucks me better than anyone could ever dream of). But you keep cringing. You keep living on the internet. And I'm gonna stay trying to fuck a black chick. Cool? Cool.

Take your clothes off and scoot around on your ass like a dog with worms. Then start shitting and pissing while you scoot, leaving a trail of shit and piss behind you like a glorious shit slug!

>>742457290
sounds like a faggot. likes his asshole licked

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>>742457534
*double cringe

>>742457079
Post kik so you can send video of you playing with pussy thx

>>742457534
*cringe x2

U got a Twitter we can follow u on?

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>>742457148
like this?

>>742457290
you got a good woman

>>742457618
Im licking the next guy I meets asshole, bet

>>742457079
your face is everywhere on the net? are you famous?

op you worthless slut squat over the camera for daddy baby girl

>>742457534
Is this Jim Rome?

>>742457660
Seriously lol. My girl let's me... I ask her to lick my ass... What a faggot.

>>742457534
God damn I hope you're trolling

>>742457618

Dude, I like all sorts of shit in my ass. Feel great. Love wet pussy too, pretty sure I'm not gay. Although I've never thought of fucking a guy as 'gross' so I'm probably bi. I doubt I'm missing much though. I can't imagine anything feeling anything better than my wife's tongue on my ass. But you keep acting like the world is watching and not exploring your body. Nothing is better than a night of cocaine and ass licking. And you'd know that if you weren't a close-minded nerd.

>>742442359
Orange Fanta here too, high five! Would like to drink a few beers with the grill who is coming over, but can't, because I'm on a ten day anti-inflammation medication. Cannot mix it with alcohol.

>>742457722
How dare u demean me you sexist fucking pig. Get the fuck off my b you asshole.

made an appear.in OP come and show us that pussy work

>>742457775
No you are a fag for sure.

>>742457705

I love you.

Bitch, seriously, we need to fuck. You need to eat my ass while my wife sucks my cock. FUCK.

>>742457705
thats hot but i was saying the other way ur face in front with ur boobs hang down and u pulling on ur nipples hard baby

straight male who likes things in his ass reporting in, not interested in men or gay trap shit in the slightest. stay insecure you low T manlets!

>>742457705

And yes, I have the best woman. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck you like I fuck her. BlackUnicorn40 at yahoo

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>>742457775
>a night of cocain and ass licking

>>742457775
tmi, this thread is about Moesha , not your freaky fantasy

>>742457834
shut up you beta

>>742457705
You're doing God's work by letting us cum to your pics. Your work will not go unnoticed. There's a special place in heaven for all the whores who donate

>>742457823

Cool. I'm a fag. No problem with that. I'll let you know if I fuck a guy and like it, okay? Sweet.

Now, can I go back to trying to lure this black whore into my Vegas sex dungeon? Thanks.

>>742457945
This fag is delusional

>no wife
>no job

It's tendies time mommy

>>742457945
Yeah whatever homegirl, good luck with that.

>>742457705
whats your kik you whore?

>>742457900
no y-you be q-quiet s-sir

>>742457945
You must be autistic, your wife is probably only with you because maybe you have a bit of money? I'm sure shes jumping on chads dick every opportunity she gets

>>742457732
Nope, just some dumb nig-nog who got a broadcasting degree cuz 'muh espn's n sheeet' married the 1st fat ankled fatherless white womyns that would have him & now has to work 2 jobs cuz black & 'I like sports ooga booga'.

We're trying to enjoy our black slave here can you go be little faggots elsewhere

>>742458011
im going to rip your throat out and rape you air way

I think op is gone. she was one hot black chick. I hope I get to meet her when I go to Maryland this weekend.

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I like how I've gone farther with /b/ than I have with any dude

/b/ will you be my boyfriend?

>>742458136
Dat ass
My dick hard as fuck

>>742455110
fuck
you're right
i'm back
>>742458136
SPEAD IT fuckslut
go in n out until it gapes