dubs decide..... get him drunk etc.....
only rule is he's not going inside me and im not going inside him
Call Gold and Silver pawnshop, and make it croak into the phone.
cut off his legs and throw him into a pot of boiling water
Shower him inn vodka then lick it clean and let him free.
stomp him and film it
>>742421862
top tier plebbit shit here
>>742421941
reroll
>>742421862
>op
he's either getting shitty on cheap tequila or nothing at all
>>742421941
this
>>742421756
Give old boye a shot of something strong
Just flush it down the toilet on video.
set that froggo free
>>742422004
Reroll
Pet him real good
>>742421756
Pet him, give him a little hat and give him some insects.
smash with hammer
blender
>>742422004
rolll
>>742422006
>op
believe it or not i dont have a toilet
Raise him like a son
smash with a hammer
crush it with your hands and film it
Jack off on him and post the webm
Space program
>>742422072
This
>>742421756
douse with vodka then set on fire and film it
>>742421756
Give him a kiss anon
Treat him to a movie and the finest flys you have.
Poop on it
>>742422004
roll
smash him with a big hammer
>>742422072
Rolling for this
>>742422177
Winrar
>>742422177
MOVIE NIGHT!
>>742422072
rolling for this
>>742422108
Wtf?? Is OP a beta faggot who just stopped sucking on his moms tits?
>>742422177
dubs have spoken
winrar
>op
anyone know any apps for making webm on android?
>>742422177
Do it
Cum on it
poop
>>742421756
Send him in to space. Space toad!!!!
>>742422108
Oh so youre from india. Make toad curry and feed it to someone
Shit on the frog
>>742422244
space toad
>>74242175
make him smoke something
>>742422177
lil froggo is going to the movies!
>>742422244
dubs have been committed
>>742422177
Checked. You owe that froggo dinner and a movie.
>>742422244
winrar do this OP
>>742422177
Anon that posted here! Kek please play princess and the frog.
>>742422244
This will be a giant leap for this frog
Tie him by his legs and arms, take a piece of wood with a sharp end, and slowly twist it into his stomach. Use a smaller object preferably, like chopsticks
>>742422380
this, get the frog a suit
>>742422177
Praise kek
Sharpie down the throat
>>742421756
>>742422177
Anon that post again. Please let him go after.
>>742421756
LET HIM GO
Frog in pan of water. Heat that bitch up nice and gradual like on the stove. Watch as that little green faggot boils to death without trying to escape. Prove once again that frogs are shit. Do it for science.
>>742422072
Rollin
>>742422558
roll
>>742422177
kek always looks after his frogs
put him in a pot of water and turn on the heat and record him as the water get hotter and hotter and make some soup out of him
Sing him a song and record it.
sharpie up pooper
>>742422177
OP better post webm!
texas chainsaw massacre 2
needles through the eyes
Get a needle and penetrate it into his eyes.
>>742422829
He doesn't seem to like the movie. Is he watching it?
>>742421756
put your dick in its mouth
>>742422829
And your finest flies?
>>742422177all the autist faggots asking for edgy things. kek has spoken and that froggo deserves a movie night!
>>742422829
make a little cape for him
>>742422853
Great minds think alike.
>>742422829
get him a nice hat
>>742422829
wheres the dinner?
>>742422399
>op
as much as i would love to send him to space.... especially after double dubs confirmed its late here and i dont have any helium balloons handy
>>742422829
He seems scared
squeeze him in your hand as hard as you can
>>742422931
>op
didnt read the rules did you faggot
give him some drugs
>>742421756
Get it drunk and send it to space. Post the video here.
>>742422829
You should not hold him with your hands. Get a small vasile and fill it with dirt and some leaves, put him there. AND THEN let him watch the movie, don't forget the flies.
>>742423329
roll
>>742423063
Microwave until explosion after dinner
>>742421859
kek this
>>742423362
roll
call into a thrift store and ask if they have battletoads
kiss him, put your tongue on his green flesh. Then gaze into the moonlight softly tapping the head of your penis on his oily green frog body.
let it go
>>742422153
Roll 4 this
>>742423541
call gold and silver and have it croak while you whisper "battle" over and over
Send him to space
>>742423607
rolling
>>742423541
Those look like good flies!
>>742423577
WINNAR SEND IT TO SPACE
>op
next dubs decide whether he gets a hefty shot of tequila
im sorry space is not possible unless youd like to tune in tomorrow
>>742423541
an true hero.
>>742423541
shit on it
Get hammer
Smash fwoggie
Put in pancake mix
Make fwoggie pancakes
Put in neighbors mailbox
Flush him down the toilet
>>742424011
Winner winner chicken dinner
You better make yourself a nice creamy L O G
>>742424011
i got winrar
>>742424011
>op
cant exactly shit on demand
>>742424011
dont shit on it, instead kiss the frog.
>>742424011
>op
you do get a choice of tequila shot or not
sorry im working with limited shit here
balls on the frogs back
GIVE HIM A NICE SHOT OF ABSINTHE
Make him a hat with the tip of your pp
douse him in superglue and just let him free again like that
Cut of one of his own toes and feed him it
smoke a joint with it
i know you have some
>>742424399
>op
will do.... does he at least get a shot first?
Definitely make him drunk
>>742424530
Pour the whole bottle on him
>>742424580
DO IT
>>742424577
>op
dubs have decided...
large shot of tequila and superglue to freedom
>>742424399
>>742424530
sure, go ahead.
>>742423458
roll
>>742424710
If toad boi covered in glue, is toad really going to have freedom?
>>742424710
Give him glueless freedom
>>742421860
drown him
>op
webm conversion is taking time....keep thread alive
Formerly adopt him as a child with the governement
Will it blend?
My trips say throw him in your sisters panty drawer
>>742425958
This
>>742425789
come on anons keep this thread alive
Waiting fgt
>>742425966
win
HURRY UP OP
How about you don't be a cunt to it
Clean him and give it a bow
Trips say let him go without the super glue
>>742426631
Quads
>>742426665
FUCK. let him go anyways
>>742426665
close
>op
so anybody got any suggestions on how to convert to webm with small file size.... this 2mb shit is killing me
>>742426665
no fuck you....
learn the rules
Space program
>>742422072
this
>>742422072
roll
Let this frog go.
you will suffer the wrath and vengeance of Lord Kek.
A plague of frogs shall avenge him seventy-seven fold
keeping thread alive
want to see the frog getting drunk and covered in glue!
op - have you tried some of these web-converters for video files that are out there?
>>742427444
damn
Why do this many people give that much of a shit and want to let it go THAT badly? Everyones so soft and shit nowadays
>>742427546
Covering a frog in glue is frat boy shit. That 2005 isolated alcoholic would treat the frog as a friend.
>>742427546
it's shills trying to get us to stop messing with there stuff
>>742427826
wrong bored but yeah normies have been trying to become part of us for awhile and won't accept are dark part.
>>742427768
>>742427826
No its fucking one of the most half interesting things that you can find on b nowadays, you're not here to be moral you're because you're a severe outter matrix cunt who finds shit like this funny
Stab his eye with a toothpick, give him a little pirate eyepatch after blinding
>>742428077
>>742428077
who took the pic OP
>>742428194
phone clinched between chin and tits
>>742428044
it's only funny when OP delivers
>>742428210
glaze his back you whore
>>742428044
Fair enough. Your secret club, your rules
>>742421756
Either space toad or make him drink a cleaning agent
perfect! op delivers!
i bet the fucking frog even enjoys it.
MAKE HIM DRINK CLEANING JOOCE
>op
only pics apparently.....
unless anyone can lead me to online webm compression
im drunk.... hes drunk..... best i can do is keep you posted on his status until i get a direct wemb conversion/compression link
that fucker swallowed almost the whole capfull ..... dubs name him..... hes actually super chill
Cover his legs in glue, wait for it to dry, toss him in a water bowl
>>742429070
Froge the Drunk Nigga
>>742429070
His name is Judas Priest
>>742421756
>Not fucking pepe/kek
WHY ARE YOU POSTING?
>>742429070
Slurp Dad
>>742429070
Name him Bob.
>>742429070
Pepe
>>742429358
reroll for this
>>742429070
Lildrinky
Clean your fucking desk.
>>742429377
Good name for a drunk
Name him Toadquan
>>742429377
That's so bland and gay you fucking waste of dubs
>>742429070
wiz biz
also buy him a hat
>op
trips and he gets another shot
also holy fuck at the edgy autist in here
>>742429377
Fuck this guy, name him Pepe
>>742429070
Make a cross using pencils and glue, glue/staple him to it, light the cross on fire
here op, i've used this converted in the past sucessfully.
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
now... how about the superglue part?
>>742429619
Dude, that's even more cruel than alcohol, don't make him suffer that way.
Space program 2 is a better idea
>>742429070
Dr.Croak
>>742429377
>op
bob it is.... depending on where this thread ends up.... tune in tomorrow for BOB GOES TO SPACE!!!!
>>742429773
I doubt OP has the materials for space program, but if he does that would be best. Only if he records it though.
>>742429871
Make sure you give him provisions for S P A C E
>>742429871
Can we get a mail list for that shit? I don't wanna miss it.
>>742429900
All you need is a balloon.
>>742429985
Who tf has helium balloons just laying around
>>742429900
Tie Bob up to a firework and watch him fly.
>>742429974
>op
dont worry...
i will be posting a countdown every hour while im at work.......that is unless bob dies tonight from alcohol poisoning ......which doesnt seem likely.... hes a trooper
>>742430083
Clowns?
>>742422072
reroll
>>742423541
Op is a good man.
>>742425531
roll
>op
update
hasnt moved in 30+ minutes....
still breathing
Someone archive this thread into an image.
Set bob on fire
>>742429871
there's already a space turtle launch being planned on discord...
coordinate for a mass launch, it would be fucking epic.
>>742430644
Oh no. NOT BOB!
>>742430644
agreed
>>742430623
Pet that good boy so he moves
>>742430675
No joke. Set this nigga on fire
can someone cap this
?
>>742430644
NO
KEK WILL BE DISPLEASED
>>742430623
"I'm off my head cuntttt"
>>742430753
>op
would ablige but the dubs have decided 2 many times..... bob was destined to go to space........ in a way i already knew this..... tonight was just a tribute to bob.....a final goodbye
>>742427546
thats what i call an improvement
>>742431162
On fire while going to space?
definitely cross eyed
>>742431162
So... OP, when can we expect the launch?
>>742431333
Trips in 3s
>>742430967
right click > save as
>>742431345
Talk to him
Poor little frog, let him go as is the will of Kek, You can't unrustle Keks jimmies once you cross the line between friend and faggot.
>>742431414
>op
about 5:00 whatever the fuck east coast u.s time is
>>742431564
make sure that the thread gets seen, because i can NOT miss this
>>742431564
>op
fuck..... just remembered my only transportation is motorcycle...... im going to be riding about 10 miles with a bunch of fucking balloons
>>742431564
tomorrow PM?
you monsters not bob anything but bob
>>742432567
>op
p.m for me..... its 11:30 pm
so about 18 hours from now....
like i said.... countdown threads will happen
>>742422004
checked. Also winrar
>>742432830
>op
newfag..
get
out
>op
update....
good not great....
managed to flip on to back.... also managed to flip back over.....
definitely stumbling
>>742423340
This.
Kek be praised
>>742433275
the nigga's drunk what do you expect
>>742432799
I'm in the same time zone... I'll be watching
>>742421756
set him free after naming him bumpy and feeding him 2 earthworms.
>>742433468
reroll
>>742433505
GIVE ME DUBS
>>742433455
mike?
>>742424710
KEK BE PRAISED.
THIS PEPE WILL SHOW US THE LIGHT. HIS SACRIFICE WILL GUIDED US!!!
This will not anger Kek because Bob is actually a toad and toads are the niggers of frogs.
>>742426665
Satan confirmed.... dafuq you being a pussy for?
>op
well apparently bob thought he could be an hero
nottoaday.jpg
>>742421756
Lick him
>>742422072
This