Alice thread uwu

Kys

Show benis right fucking now before I get mad

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>>742394839
She's so cute

>>742394839
Magneto, you are obsessed. Heart felt confession of love when?

>>742395180
"she"

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H-h-hey guys.

I am the new Alice, just call me Chen-sama.

What do you guys want to talk about today?
<56345345345345 34534

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Actually look at this
If you compare the speed of this thread and an actual alice thread you will see a radical difference
That difference comes from alicefags who samefag all alice threads so it looks like its fast and popular.
This here, this right here is proof of it.
Without her sorry cultists alice would be long dead.

>>742395493
Kek

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>>742395513
Actually, her threads are slow until the spammers show up.
People aren't responding to this one because its obviously not her.

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>>742395645
What makes it obvious to your avarage lurking anon which alice claims her threads are full of?

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>>742395645

Of course is not her.
Is someone better then her.
Is Chen-sama!

>>742395768
Chen <3

Someone post Alice ass pic thx

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Alice <3

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>>742395722
Well, for one, her threads establish a theme on the first post and if she does cosplay she first post has a time stamp.
Anyone looking at this thread now sees an animu cosplayer and an uwu face. Id give it a pass too if I didn't know the reason it was posted.
Trust me on this one. Id love to unveil some giant conspiracy.. its just a nice girl making regular threads on a slow board.

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>>742395851

Hello there, anon! <32524525565654634

R-r-r-ready to join my cult?

>>742395926

H-H-H-H-H_H-H-H-H_H-Here is my ass pic, anon..

<54654633445

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>>742395994
Man, excellent parody anon-kun.

Can anyone explain this hypocrisy?

>one white nationalist kills a person = all white men are evil

>one muslim kills multiple people = not all muslims are terrorist

>>742395994
0/10 you didnt hand out courtesy (you)s to everyone

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>>742395955
Blood-chan don't be a retard

>>742395993
>its just a nice girl making regular threads on a slow board.

AhahahAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
That was bloody rich

>>742395994
>>742396164

>>742396206
Leftist liberals are idiots, mystery solved.

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I can't believe you guys are giving Alice attention like this again.

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>>742396320
Hey Jack what's up?

>>742396206
White lives don't matter you bigotted racist sexist piece of shit.

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>>742396206

I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i think they are musilims!
Hahahahaha guys! I said something really silly!
Oh me, Chen-sama did it again, uhh-wee!

>>742395955

Ika <3 How are you? Want to join Chen-sama's cult?<546436463

>>742395993

Very well put!! Congrats! <34636


>>742396298

T-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-rue!!!

>>742396368

Y-y-e--y-yee-ey-ye-ye-ye-yees guys!!!! Jeeez..
I cant believe it!!!

>>742396206
All white men are evil either they're killers or not.
One muslim killer doesn't represent the entire muslim community.
It's not so hard to get, dumbo.

>>742395317
she is not available on skype now :(

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>>742396320
Well, care to explain how I'm wrong?
/b/ is dying.
Alice is, at least, very altruistic and dedicated.
Regular threads draw in more anons regarless of whether or not they have seen the thread posted before or not. People are more likely to respond to a post with responses, its bumped more by regulars so its seen by more people..
I mean c'mon. I'll hear you out. I want to see you do better. Have some integrity.

knock, knock!!

Alice Margatroid, are you there? <3

>>742396564
Hello Bot. How are you?

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>>742395645
The spammers are still on the bus home from school. They'll be here soon.

>>742396557
>the ultimate white knight, Revvy.

>>742396457
What do we get for joining your cult?

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It's not 5pm and this isn't an advice thread. Not real

>>742396206

It's not hypocrisy. Hypocrisy requires privilege.

>>742396661
t. a poorly characterized wasted skank

>omg, it's Twoo Haaandso!!

dafuq.

the best character, and most realistic one, is Sawyer

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>>742396661
>the engaged, female, constantly adversarial shitposter is a white knight
Sure bud. You wonder why these threads attract me like a fly to shit?

>>742394839
ROASTIE GET OUTTTTTTTT

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>>742396628

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my waifu

>>742396789
>the ultimate white knight, Revvy.

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>>742396557

H-h-h-ey!!

Chen-sama is here to bring /b/ back alive too!!!
:-(

>>742396564

Hmmmmm!!! Questionable! I think you are my watch, Anon-kun! <645

>>742396668

Y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-you will get powers!

>>742396661

H-h-h-h-hh--ey!!! No bully in my thread!

>>742396645

Chen-sama has spammers aswell.!!!

>>742396628

Ew.

>>742396700

I am real, n-nigger!


>>742396789

W-well said!!

>>742396916

C-c-c-c-c-ute!! <634574

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>>742396416
I wanted to ask you about somebody but you are not on discord or skype or steam or anywhere right?

>>742396557
I explained myself even though I shouldn't have a hundred times already.

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>>742396747
Man I will fight you. Revy is not waifu material because being in a relationship with her would suck, but she is a very realistic portrayal of a complex female character with a traumatic past.
Benny was actually my favorite character on my first watch-through, though. Cozy motherfucker

alice is gay

Just sage the real thread and report it for avatarfagging
Then move on

>>742397051
you seem quite an expert about gayness

Requesting OC by Alice/Sakuya 3D.

>>742397060
whats that, forget to sage and dont report?
you got it got boss

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>>742397035
You really didn't, though. Not to me. I've got no horses in this race. I'm new to this fuckin' rper circus here

>>742397188
This thread <the one you are posting in now> is not a real alice thread. Im telling you to sage and report the real thread.

How can you be this retarded?

>>742397327
Waifu threads are hardly getting banned for that shit anymore.
Just filter the fuckin threads ffs what is this 2006?

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Well, Alice loves me and you guys are no fun.

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it's 10:47pm here, and Alice is not yet here.

I'm going to sleep.

>>742397327
okay you assclown, prove its not her
show ass

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>>742394839
PTSD

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>>742396457
but im a jackfag, we fight against the alices
you should join us instead
>>742396628
whew
i wanna carve that ass up

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>>742397035
Im on steam i'll add you later!

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If only we could all ally against a common enemy.. we could probably drive the celebfag RPers off the board.

If you, a bunch of grown ass adults, enjoy wasting your time over stupid insignificant internet person drama why not do it effectively? Why not drop the petty shit and become a force to be reckoned with?

>>742397546
Here, retard
>>742396700

>>742397911
>no ass provided
LOL DIDT READ

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>>742397646
>>742397035
>>742397876


stop caring so much.

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>>742397876
Until Alice betrays your trust like she did to me.

sounds like Alice is gonna start the real thread in less than 10 minutes

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>>742398066
Join us~

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>Asian
kek

>>742398133
tell us wut happened anon

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>>742398175

DUDE IM NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

IM A CHEN FAG.
THAT GUY IS LIT AF.

>>742398066
I thought we were being melodramatic and stupid here.. maybe i didnt understand the point of this thread.
>>742398133
>>742398294
Oh fuck it why not. Wheres the flag god when you need him..

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>>742398175
Ikaros I miss you!

>>742398294
she told me that to enlarge my wiener I had to eat doritos.

Now I'm 560 lbs and can't even fart without jiggling all the lard of my body

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>>742398226
I thought that was the Annabelle doll for a second

>>742398294
she said she loved me and wanted me to move into her home, but it was all a lie

>>742398334
Jack feeds us pizza! Think about that.

>>742398356
What?

>>742398378
Evil

Hi!

>>742398356

I was, indeed.

>>742398513

Chen feeds us the opportunity to conquer over the world.

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>>742398513
Im going to kill you like you do to dogs

>>742394839
Will alice show us her flips toast trick today too?

>>742395242
Seems like someone else is obssesed

>>742398620
Chen, Alice, 2B, Jill, Madoka, Fenn, that other guy.. i think people are taking this shit too seriously. The hate cultists are creepier than anyone that considers themselves Alice's friend

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>>742398620
You sound like Alice now...

>>742398687
But I've never harmed a dog in my life...

Stop lying to people please?

>>742398763
Can I claim you as my waifu, magneto?

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>>742397784
Be sure to do it this is important. I need that info this week. I'll fill ya in return

>>742397876
Thats what I'm motherfucking talkin' about. Real happenings, and not just waiting for it but being the flagbearers of it.

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Will you guys join my cult? o_O

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>>742398786

Yo, what the fuck, I am just trying to have fun, o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTsDcjHj54M

here is some music

>>742398845
Yea pls we are betas orbiters thats what we do make a patreon/twitch/ and every other shit pls

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>>742398798
I have the pictures of you doing it. Also Sonata is a total loser, he got butthurt and blocked me lol

Everyone! Just say "HAIL CHEN!", NOW!

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I l-love you anons.

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>>742398842
So, lets stop the autism surrounding this shit. I really do believe that it isnt the presence of the threads that are the problem, but the overinflated controversy that would usually be handled over a private chat. It's everyone else dragging this shit out because they're spoiling to raid someone that they think deserves it. There are soooo many more fun targets.

Anyone that can freely say they do this for the spirit of shitposting, join me and annhiliate shitty bait, celeb threads, constant cuck and wwyd.. I've been making myself a target for a month straight and people cant do shit.

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>>742398842
added
>>742398980
please don't post them
and sonata is my husband, he's not a loser, you are

>>742398842
Hey Jack whats up?

>>742399196
You cannot stop the Jack just give up.

>>742399196
>Anyone that can freely say they do this for the spirit of shitposting, join me and annhiliate shitty bait, celeb threads, constant cuck and wwyd.

Sounds like a pretty crappy goal, Revy.

Is this >>742399174 Alice? Fuuuuuck she's uglyyyyyyyyy not fapping ever again!

>>742399196
Revy I have to think you, you're recordings help me catfish a pedo into driving hundreds of miles to see a young girl who doesnt exist

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>>742399196
Nah thx

>>742399434
You must be a busy guy dude

>>742399379
No, that's not.
>>742396628
This is her though, confirmed.

>>742399309
I don't want to stop the guy. He hasn't explained himself to me. I'm here to recruit.
>>742399434
And you didnt post the fallout? Cmon man, I deserve a cut of that.
>>742399435
Magneto.. stop being so tsundre
>>742399347
Everything we do on this fuckin' board is inconsequential as fuck.

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You guys are a bunch of f-faggots.
Pls anons d-drink some bleach.

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>>742399435
Magneto can I pay you in unflattering pictures of myself? It seems to be your thing.

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>>742399196
Getting rid of the stuttercunt is a first and foremost. Then the rest can go. The ball only needs to start rolling and it will happen. Only the begginning is hard, people will catch up on it and it will be a landslide of chemo. Happened before.
No chat is needed unless you want in. If you do, blood-chan will just share my steam here I don't care. I gotta go now

>>742399247
Noice. I gotta fuck off ASAP but be sure to get on it this week.

>>742399268
My next week is free so I'll go and catch up on the alice thing.
Tl,dr I'll try and start the same shit like the one in '06
Gotta go now, all details on sunday.

>>742399725
>>742399758
>>742399780


Just hail Chen.

>>742399780
Eh, nah. I have different principals, I guess. If you want my discord tag I can drop it here
>>742399824
Hail Chen..?

>>742394839
Begone false Maid of /b/...you lack the personality of her

>>742399174
This is not alice

Let me be real, this Chen guy seems based af.

I will hail Chen, to be honest, no matter reason not to, guy seems to be enjoying himself. From today I'm a Chen follower, fuck Alice.

>>742399780
Why get rid of Alice?
it's nice to have some spice in /B/

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>>742400157
Chen seems like an ok person to worship. Will they send me glasses?

If anyone actually wants to fuck around instead of caring about this melodrama, here's my discord tag

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>>742400138
I'm alice.
I l-love you anons

nevada im going to agressively eat youre ass you fucking niggerlover

>>742399758
all pics of u are unflattering noob lmao

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>>742400157
Nice try c-chen
But no one can b-beat muh 6 y-years
And muh f-femenine dick.

>>742399508

Who confirmed it and how. Where's the confirmation. Still believe it's a dude till theirs definitive, explainable proof.

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>>742400451
That was the joke, shit-for-brains.

>>742400275
do you have a steam?

Hail Chen.

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>>742400451
No shit

>>742400667
Same name, picture of a slowpoke.
Not on it as often, though.

>>742400595
She, Alice, confirmed it in one of her psych threads, think Monday. I mean she didn't timestamp or anything, just said it was her.

>>742400653
im going to break into your house and shave your gay hair off while you're sleeping

>>742400318
Your eyes lack the dead glow of her eyes
and your forehead too large, the arms are barbaric

HAIL CHEN

HAIL CHEN!

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>>742400696
Heres a picture from a few days ago
I've got really bad acne. You have my permission to spam unrelated threads with it, Magneto.
>>742400838
You should try.

>>742400595
Its the same room she showed us around

>>742400921
you're done kiddo prepare to wake up on sunday with no hair

>>742400921
added <4

>>742400921
You look like Moot.
I find the idea that a guy is both marrying you and fucking you on a regular basis to be total bullshit.

I won't believe it until I see evidence of this 'fiancee' of yours.

>>742401174
I mean, I'd give it to her.

It's not that hard to imagine.

>>742401036
You're probably a europoor, because you don't understand castle doctrine or self preservation.
If you get inside at all, you'll be sans a life

>>742401239
Fucking her brains out for a night, sure, but marrying her?

I just don't see it.

>>742401174
I don't want to reveal his face, but I can get him to say some things.

>>742401266
>prolly a eurofag

yeah ok. listen kid i know for a fact you'll be passed out drunk this saturday night it's the perfect plan

>>742401295
Do it in your next vocaroo thread, for maximum exposure

>>742400805
>>742400947

Still haven't SEEN the proof myself but you both sound convincing enough to me, brief as it was.

>>742401420
Post the picture in her next thread and ask, she'll tell you it's her lol

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>>742399780
<3
I'll be waiting

>>742401516
Then why doesn't she whore out yet?

>>742401516
These guys usually don't count that as proof.

They really want her to have a dick or something.

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>>742401354
>implying I ever get drunk
I'm not actually Revy, you know.
Listen chances are if you don't come armed im just gonna tie you up, give you an old man do, and then maybe offer you to smoke a jay with me if you have a sense of humor

>>742401578
When we gonna see dem titties?

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cprgn mjbga dqdpz coech crb

whee

>>742401586
According to her there's pics of her vag out on bee already. Dunno, she's a mystery. Or just a catfish. The road goes on forever.

>>742401649
>I don't even get drunk

ok liar, im going to come armed with a kiwi because that's all i need to beat your bitch ass then ill drink all your liquor

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>>742401661
i showed them to my bf and he likes them
they're only for him

>>742401803
Oh nice you have an imaginary bf good for you tell him to share dem titties

>>742401624

Trap fuckers should just suck their own cocks instead. I wanted definitive proof that it's a chick for that exact reason. I know that /b/ is being taken over this recent year by even more cock loving faggots than normal. I just expect pretty much any ambiguous person posing as a girl to be a trap until proven vagina. Then usually the fapping commences after that, never before. Just not a cock lover like most of /b/

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>>742401861
omg post russia, that's my country!

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ech

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>>742401938
he'll fuck you up

>>742401793
Interesting. Hmm. Well thanks for the info anyways. It would be nicer if she was just forthcoming and whored out like normal /b/itches do.

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>>742401799
I drink. I don't get drunk. I can't, really. I'm gonna eviscerate you, you fruit salad
>>742401836
FLAGS HAVE ARRIVED! Let me get on PC

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enjoy

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>>742402051
Why everyone hates ikaro
Seems funny tbh

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>tfw power went out
Well, mobile posting with new captcha it is.

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>>742402343
new captcha is cancer lmao

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>>742402104
Hail Russia and all its glory.

>>742402188
I know right? Why does everyone like Nymph instead? She's mean and eats all the food.

Daily reminder that most if not all people posting in this thread are ugly feminine guys.

>>742400921
>>742400318
>>742399435
>>742399174

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>>742402443
hsqss lxxpi suxvo upscc kvfcl pkts
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fxtaz csajw usgbx dfgyv iwthf nvath!

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>>742402449
Exactly.
This is a board of fiction and we are all really just traps, neets and fbi agents.
And dont you forget it.

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>>742402449
Jack is buffed up though
>>742402581
I can't read that shit

>>742394839

>Refreshina

>>742402093
alright you can lie to me all you want but im going to handcuff you to the radiator and make you watch me drink your booze

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>>742402650
clwug exszu vycck vqywx

fvgrv iwogg lejjb qdppz cs

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>>742402692
>radiator
Wait I doxxed myself you should know I live in florida.
Your plan is full of holes.. just like you'll be

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>>742402772
I'm of Russian decent, but I was born and raised here in America

>>742402809
alright ive never seen in a radiator in my life but it seemed like a good threat at the time. ill handcuff you to a publix dumpster

>>742402929
>I'm of Russian decent

No wonder you're an inhuman monster.

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>>742402929
hsqdo lcirf bswha sgrjr zns
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hdwpu wcdtp iorom jbzjx sofsl m

>>742402970
>alright ive never seen in a radiator in my life

Do you at least know what one is?

Don't use words you don't understand.

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>>742402970
They don't have dumpsters. They recycle in bails and have a locked trash compactor.

>>742394839
What does uwu mean?

>>742403106
yes i do but i am a southerner so im also retarded
>>742403111
bullshit retard they have dumpsters stop making shit up, ive seen it myself, you're done.

>>742403155
Hail Chen in arab

>>742403226
Do they?? The one near me doesnt.
Seems like an awful lot of work to go through to steal my booze.

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>>742403011
Yeah we're the nigger of white people behind the Australians.

>>742403042
I hate when black people look at me and think my family owned slaves 250 years ago.

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>>742403417
yvkco zucxf qydwa zcsmm z

lwjux dfarx s?

>>742403359
alright i will drive you to the near my house, handcuff you to it, THEN drink your booze. i am a man of my word

>>742403587
Revy likes to peg guys. Just, you know, I thought that would be some information you'd like to learn about now.

>>742403587
Eh why not cut the semantics and ill just give you the titos for your effort. The 7 crown is already gone and I'm out of orange juice for screwdrivers

>>742403727
ill have you know I can squat 410 and my ass is like an impenetrable fortress. nothing can get in

>>742403838
Now you're just making it a challenge for her.

>>742403798
"i don't drink but the crown is gone" kys yourself noob ill buy my own liquor you've ruined it

>>742403916
I drink, but gradually and it takes a lot to effect me.
I'm sorry! Ill buy a radiator and a grape costume.. come back

>>742404035
:(

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>>742404035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI

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>>742404115
I am secretly Trevor Moore and ive been on hrt

>>742404433
hahahahaha you're great

>>742403417
Wait is Jack really buff?

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>>742402391
Good to see you flag/b/ro

>>742404288
Is it true that you were planning on leaving /b/?

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>>742404532

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>>742404532
im always around

just had to wait out a ban

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>>742403577
What are you saying?

>>742404525
Yeah he started lifting a few years ago. You can wash your cloths on his abs.

>>742404288
why do you have so much shitty mspaint foot porn is it for kermit

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I miss Haikuuz, I wish she add me on Steam

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>>742404652
why, thats for me to know

its a vigenere code

>>742404652
So Jack is a sexy angry neckbeard?

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>>742404652
hint

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>>742404783
Tell me you fuck.

>>742404832
He's sexy af, but no beard, he has to shave for work.

>>742404852
My IQ isn't high enough for this.

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>>742405010
but you have to know how to decode it in order to read it

which you also need the key for

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>>742405010
Weird, never seen a ripped guy on /b/ any pics?

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>>742405010
why do you want to know anyways?

>>742405010
doesnt mean a shit

discord/ eBAh6gE

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>>742406460
cancer

mine is better

>>742406460
What's this one for

>>742396628
Happy times indeed

>>742396628
Uh huh, they're all the same unfortunately I'm not surprised but I'm a little sad. This confirms all my suspicions

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/742057991/#742060496

>>742398226
Alice is still cute with that face

>>742408284
no shit faggot

>>742408284
That's a man's face though.

Is Alice going to show up tonight?

>>742409064
Yes

>>742409064
no

>>742409064
hopefully not

Who the fuck is Chen?

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>>742398226
She looks like she has Russian/European origins in her genes she has a slightly long face like lady diana and this pic
the original Alice suddenly disappeared and this is Alice2 whom is allegedly some person who wanted to see a light never fade so she became the Maid of /b/

>>742410976
our new cult leader, alice is stale

>>742408284
>>742408686
>>742408598
you fags wanna see her real face ?

>>742411204
isnt "she" a trap

>>742411311
yes yes

>>742411311
she never shows vagine or face so we all assume so

>>742411171
>>742411311
>>742411369
>>742411390
>>742411204
Is Chen an oldfag or something?

>>742411453
I'm talking about alice

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W-wow, this was a terrible raid.

I sure hope they do better when I make a real thread.

>>742411526
I'm talking about Chen.
Where the fuck did he came from

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>>742411580
It isn't t-the real Chen darling. It's j-just some rando who d-decided to have a grudge.

>>742411555
Hey, what do you and Chen have in common?

>>742411614
I doubt it. He is the real one.
Actually, she is.

>>742411580
whos chen ?
>>742411555
want me to post your face and everyone will have it and know the truth

>>742411555
Is this really you? Prove it

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>>742411638
T-this Chen? Nothing, t-talked to them maybe five times total.

>>742411722
This Chen is the old Chen.
Give me some info on her.

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>>742411710
G-go right ahead, you don't have it <4

>>742411711
*laughs softly* c-come to my chat and ask: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>742411708
P-pretty sure the real Chen w-was actually intelligent <4

>>742411555
Way to show up after everybody in the thread died of old age, Alice.

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>>742411803
I d-doubt it. Old Chen would have coordinated with Enthuril b-by now <4

>>742411817
Unlike t-these people, I have a job <4

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>>742411722
afsxv fgpft msgzp itjsn qzpi

qiffj vkswr jwsrp c?

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>>742411879
Oh h-hello Bell <4

>>742411875

She told us how she got bullied in your chat aswell.

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>>742411941
D-did she provide screen shots? I c-could use a good laugh <4

>>742411988
Waifu Chen is ours, beware of her wrath :)

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>>742411922
always around

afsxv fgpfb ltkkt mu!

>>742396206
no leftist that isn't a tumblr dipshit thinks any whole innocent group of people needs to answer for the actions of a few assholes

>>742411805
well shit, it looks like someone posted it already

>>742411805
How use the chat?

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>>742412061
I d-don't particularly care either way, and I couldn't c-care less about your internal politics <4

>>742412080
Good t-to see you <4

>>742412169
And n-no one cared because it isn't m-me <4

>>742412199
P-put a username and n-no password in <4

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>>742412250
didnt you let me in one time

kwwti uqgqu cyvze mncqz qbycq nliwt w

>>742412250
Don't ever come back to waifu threads.
They are Chen's home, not yours to be.
Just don't bother us, and you will be fine.

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>>742412360
I d-don't mind if you visit.

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>>742412383
I l-literally have never posted in a waifu thread and h-have no desire to.

Anyone who posted in waifu threads using an Alice picture wasn't me.

>>742412383
Alice has enough shit to deal with, she doesn't go around starting it.

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>>742412487
Quite t-true. Though p-people seem more than willing to start t-things with me f-for little to no reason <4

>>742412434
Uh-huh. I hope so, you oaf.

>>742412487
Chen does. And that's why we love her.

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>>742412576
*shrugs* You d-don't have to believe me, b-but it is the truth. I want nothing t-to do with anything waifu related.

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>>742412383
dont worry ill come back and ruin another one for you guys

hows the dead threads going? enjoy the exterminatus?

>>742412389
if i get bored ill se what happens


ukskt zervm cwmwg rkeyh wiopg acwy

>>742412551
>Though p-people seem more than willing to start t-things with me f-for little to no reason

I'm pretty sure I apologized for all the shit I started. I'm really sorry.

Yeah, Alice is a trust fund cunt living in Medina, Ohio. And everyone thought he was a retard at Buckeye. Doesn't surprise me he's selling his asshole on the internet. I bet his parents are proud, especially since he crashed a BMW while on inhalant two years ago. Who the fuck do you think you can help when you're so fucked in the head? Kys.

Nice try, Chris.

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>>742412696
It's f-fine, it's fine. I don't mind, t-that's part of the charm of /b/ <4

I can handle anything anyone can dish out.

>>742412630
Threads do not matter. You have no impact, either way. Chen matters. She is the only one that matters.

>>742412625
Good. She will do whatever, anyway.

>>742411988
>6'2
not a trap

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We need to focus on the actually important details.

Like so.

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>>742412733
I l-live in NYC, s-sorry. Try h-harder <4

>>742412777
D-dear, the fridge is 5' 5"

>>742412733
Isn't Chris that guy from drawthreads?
Chen laughed about him. We laughed about him.

>>742412820
I'm pretty sure you're at least 8 feet tall, Alice.

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>>742412772
your copy cat dick whistle is garbage

i could pull a muppet out of my ass and be superior

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>>742412907
I'm l-like George Washington, I g-grow taller with every retelling.

>>742412919
You bore her, you bore us.
You have no impact, you never will, nontheless.

I think Alice has gangbang rape fantasies.

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>>742413031
Unlikely <4

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>>742413025
why dont you go kiss the tip of his dick?

im sure thats more entertaining.

>>742413031
I think Alice just wants to help people and spread love.

But, you know, Anonymous always has to take it to a depraved sexual place.

>>742413025
*tip fedora*

>>742413077
Because we're here to laugh at you and your miserable life, Bell.
Chen told us how pitiful you used to be, back in the days.

>>742413111
Depends on the reasoning for the help. Does she help because she cares or because she doesn't think those she helps can do it themselves?

>>742413111
kys feg

>>742413202
test

>>742413168
UwU
You guys are so gullible.

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>>742413188
>back in the days
>thinking they actually know me
lmao what a larper

im sure this is blowback for me managing to slaughter your thread singlehandedly

>>742413111
Alice is an attention whore who feels inferior to her female peers and came to 4chan for validation from guys who couldn't even score a prostitute. She doesn't want to help anybody but herself. She has a hideous body, pasty skin and dresses like the typical tumblr retard. You guys will nut over anything that gives you attention and she took advantage of that.

I might just become a Chen fag now.

>>742413202
Alice always believes Anonymous can stand on his own, there wouldn't be much of a purpose if she didn't.
>>742413212
One day, friend. One day.

>>742413358
How about Chen?

>>742413389
Her politics says otherwise.

>>742413483
Chen is a literal who, and rides coattails to internet fame, a leech.

>>742413334

fam calm down.
Is just a thread, my dude, stop taking things on the internet so seriously.
Nobody cares about the thread, except you. Go find some real hobbies, roflmao.

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>>742413497
I'm q-quite sure you don't know m-my politics <4

>>742413358
S-sorry, I hate attention <4

Alright dears, I w-will be running my own thread now. H-hope to see you there!

>>742413547
What a God.

>>742413656
I love you Alice

>>742413656
If you believe in more than 2 genders then I know your politics.

>>742413656
>"I hate attention"
>posts schedules so every lonely faggot can congregate to one place
>streams

Okay cunt.