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Ameridumbs are asleep. America hate thread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ameridumbs are asleep.

America hate thread.
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I'm awake, shithead
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freedom never sleeps
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Is that why europe is overrun with terrorists and immigrants
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Eurofags btfo
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>>742353864
>>742353916
Of course you're awake so late. That's why your country is frighteningly unhealthy.
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>>742353951
No, that's because of the jews.
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>>742354004
I'm awake because I go jogging in the morning before I leave for work at 5.
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Shitty b8
1/10
Got me to reply.
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>>742353708
>/b/
>flag
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>742354178
If only diabetes hadn't taken your legs at age 3
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>Retards Post Falsehoods to Feel Good About Themselves: The Thread: Unleashed: Ultimate Edition:Remastered
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>>742353708
muricans are uneducated sheep sheep be bee
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>>742353951
go suck a herring boris. the global recession hit everyone
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>>742353708
Do you think the whole country just goes to bed all at once?
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>>742354377
I don't understand. Those people don't look very hateful to me. Seems like they're just peacefully protesting something that they find offensive. Just like the blacks do.
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>>742354377
is the nazi mad? did more people come out to the vigil than the protest? did obama get the most like tweet ever?
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>>742353708
facts
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>>742354503
that's the vigil for the girl that died
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>>742354612
you have an eagle with light vision? who are you voting for? can i vote for them too?
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>>742353708

well, for starters, USA never won a war, which is pretty hysterical.

unless you count the civil war....
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>>742354488
It's a Europe thing be nice to it and talk slowly to it too
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>>742354583
Tbh it's funny that the most liked tweet on Twitter is a quote by a Communist terrorist
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>>742354503
>just like the backs do
I don't see charleton looted and burnt to the fucking ground.
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>>742355041
you dont' see a car plowing through the crowd either, nazi
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>>742354004
I work early mornings.
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>>742355149
Hey wanna punch some Nazis with me tonight? :^)
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>>742355149
>guy gets his car attacked and panics
>hits someone actively smashing a car
All whites are evil natzis.
>guy go's full aloha snackbar with a salt truck
>intentionally hits over 50 people
Religion of peace, #not all Muslims
Sounds about right.
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>>742355149
No that's just the Muslims, not the blacks
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>>742353708
Being proud of where you've been born is one of the stupidest things anyone can do. Source of a lot of wrongdoings and nothing good.

I'm happy to live in a first world country, not proud.

I'll concede if you actually did something for your country to be proud of but most of you will never do.
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>>742355649
I'm not quite sure that's how it happened friend.
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You know whats in common between those two?
They're both fucking mongoloids regardless of their fucking ideals
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>>742353708
You hate us for the same reasons neckbeards hate chads.
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>>742355649
>/pol being willingly retarded again
If you watch the video very closely you will realize that the guy had plenty of time to stop before ramming his car into the crowd.
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>>742353708
>murican flag
>eeeeeagulllll
>freeedom
>corn
>fireworks
>guns
FUCK YEAHH!! LEEEEROYYY JERKIIIINS!!!
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don't mess with the USA or your get stomped yuropoor
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It's sad to say but at the moment China seems like the most reasonable super power. The US has become a shit show. It is amusing to observe from a distance though.
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>>742353708
>implying I ever sleep
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>>742354808
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I love how this began as an America hate thread by EU, then all the Americans joined and started to hate each other. Please, resume.
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>>742353708
America never sleeps, and neither do I.
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>>742356028
You pussies need Europe as a market the same as you kiss the feet of mudslimes for their oil.

Enjoy being owned by China.
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>>742356064
I want to ___ that anime.
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#BLACKED America
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>>742353708
I'm American
I'm awake
I can have a rational conversation discussing points and topics but I'd rather call you a cuck and go to a different thread
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sure feels good and proud to be american
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>>742353708
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>>742356274
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>>742355974
that might be true, but if you look at that guy's face, you will also see that he's retarded
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>>742353708
>tfw wake up and USA was nuke
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>>742356538
You got my hopes up. I thought California actually got nuked for a second
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>>742353708
Sure would be Nice if a truck drove into a bunch of Frenchmen.
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>>742353708
Americans are masterrace, here are the reasons why
>pic related
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>>742353708
"Americans are all racist"
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>>742356674
Africans also have the lowest average IQ by far
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>>742356588
The san andreas fault will let go eventually...
Or Kim will give the nazis his nukes (pls god)
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>>742356643
Drive it through the whitehouse or peCUNTagon
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>>742353864
go back to sleep eagle fucker
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>>742356073
That's ur mother fatso
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>>742356723
If so, the ones to breed with them have to be even dumber amirite? Get #BLECK'D
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>>742356783
You use "Eagle fucker" as an insult. We take pride in our relations with Eagles
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Americans:

>fat
>gay
>dumb

Euros:
>Athletic
>Straight
>Clever
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>>742353708
America never sleeps you commie
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>>742356872
Looking forward to his eventual murder trial.
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>>742356782
Neither of those is a double entendre you uneducated hick. You're probably from Greece with behaviour like that. I'd come up with an insult, but you suffer enough by having to live in a broken country. Don't take it too hard though. Someday we will find a valuable natural resource in the your country and free you the fuck apart from your mortal coil.
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>>742356925
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>>742356989
How many donuts do I have to offer for you to shoot up your workplace?
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>Thinks freedom has a bedtime
Sorry Euro nigger. Freedom is awake 24/7
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If America is such shit why are there so many euros flocking here? Go home fgts, and stop using awesome shit invented by Americans like oxygen and the internet
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>>742355629
We all know you're a pussy
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>>742356989
>in the your country
Maybe try to learn grammar before you attempt too ridicule someone, Ameritard.
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>>742354323
>2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>742357041
Good try, but not going to happen. Most importantly, I'm not some unbalanced psychotic fuck, but even if I was I'm way up in the top quartile of wage earners and I like my job. That's why I come antagonize you fuckers instead because I couldn't give less of a shit about /b/tards.
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>>742356903
the guy in the picture is american.
Funmy that even your eagle has doomed you
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>>742357094
To not too fuckface
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>>742357081
No, no... we like your amusements...
we just hate you.
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>Ameridumbs are asleep.
nah we WOKE
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>>742357151
>wagie
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>>742357094
Not him but what country do you reside in fine sir?
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>>742356989
I'd say oil, but we prefer to harvest from the earth and not the hair of some wog
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>>742354004
I'm at work eurofag
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>>742353708

Moar liek

>American /b/
Go Fuck Yourself
>European /b/
Please come in and fuck my wife.

Amirite???
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>>742357094
We all make mistakes /b/ro. Thanks for the correction.
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>>742356872
Isn't she a single mother now?
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>>742354808
uhhhhh, revolutionary war? you know.. the war that created the country.
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>>742357301
Right now every morning when I wake up I pray that someone nukes your country and/or kills your president. That would make me so happy.
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>>742357254
>NEET
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>>742356643
Why? Why do you hate the French? They literally enabled you guys beat the English in your revolutionary war, and a French newspaper on the day after September 11th stated that "Today we're all Americans".
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>>742356989
>ametard assumptions

Your parents must cry at nights for giving birth to a mentally retarded child
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>>742357439
You're right. I don't hate the French and I shouldn't have made light of a terror attack against them. Have a dead cat as an apology.
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>>742357360
who cares
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>>742357486
k
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>>742353708
This comparison makes no sense on either side. Americans in the south have a different culture than Americans in New England or California, and Europe, even if you generalize between Western and Eastern European countries, has a completely different set of people and values every border you cross.

These kind of threads only devolve into
>muh national pride
>muh guns/military power
>muh economy
>muh blacks/mudslimes
>muh culture
>muh idealized """""""Europe"""""""
>muh idealized """""""America"""""""
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>>742357503
You're welcome, Edgelord.
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>>742353951
Yeah! You just grow your own over in the good ol US don't ya?
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>>742357431
I make over 6402.42 a week online...
Jealous much?
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>>742357572
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>>742357301
Wrong way round americuck
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>>742357406
Everyday i pray that your mother will die unless you reply to this. All other bros immune
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>>742357554
>EdgeLORD
I'm royalty mum. I've made it.
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America please stop influencing the womens in my country with your bullshit feminists ideas
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>>742357592
Cool, can I have stuff on steam?
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>>742356063
This! China has really got it's shit together in the past 10 years
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>>742357649
wut you want?
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>>742356028
That's a German Leopard you faggot, you don't even know what 60tons of american steal looks like
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>>742357633
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>>742353708
>itt, twice baked water babies hate on the country that saved their asses twice from militant Germans, while at the same time saying they never liked America to begin with.

Next time the New Germany comes knocking on your door France, we ain't helping you.
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>>742357698
Kek, total war warhammer 2
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>>742357709
Finally! Took you faggots fucking ages to recognize that tired, old trollpic.
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>>742354612
sure thing

the USA has our own kind of birds
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>>742357757
Whelp, enjoy your cultural implosion.
Worst. Generation. Ever. Period.
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>>742357515
The children but then you won't know that thinking it's ok not having a father. Can I just ask what colour your weave is.
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>>742357778
account?
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The U.S is so fucked. Their President is possibly the worst leader they have ever had. Their country hasn't been this divided since the civil rights movement. And Arya kills littlefinger in episode 7.
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>>742357115
>& Knuckles
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>>742357592
Okay. Good job, I guess. 330k isn't anything to sneeze at assuming you're not talking about some currency with a garbage exchange rate.
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>>742357781
>>742357709
>Didn't even notice the Soviet MiG-29
>Literally communism.
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>>742354808
Forgets it was America that saved all of Europe from the Germans, twice.
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>>742357709
this is what 0.6tons of american looks like
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>>742357081
Shit tier b8 m8, internet is British
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>>742357835
OMG really? I hope you're not joking
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>>742357868
pic related
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>>all of you

"am no dum-dum, he dum-dum!"

C'mon guys, we are ALL fucked.
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>>742357837
>& Knuckles
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>>742354004
I'm awake because it's the only time I get to jack off in peace
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>>742357778
Kek
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>>742353708
United Kuckdom
>Highest Rate of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>Still ruled by a Queen
>Almost got raped by the Nazis until America saved the day
>Technologically inferior compared to US
>Highest rate of gonorrhea
>Highest Suicide rate
>Tons of Muslims and Antifa
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>>742357844
I couldn't have done it without family money to start with. Basically anyone with a reasonable intelligence can make something like this with startup capital and a decent work ethic.
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>>742357876
Yup. Sansa sentences him to death. Arya kills him. Jon fucks Dany. Zombie dragon tears down the wall.
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>>742357824
benefits of mixed child is worth it
nothing says more "IM AMERICAN BITCH" than nigger genes inside of your DNA
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>>742357991
I think you're fucking with me. I'm waiting till monday because I'm a responsible file sharer.
Also I can't go ten days between drinks.
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>>742353708
American here, just woke up from a nightmare and saw this thread, fuck you.
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>>742357935
The United States of Obesity
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>>742358061
It's rather distasteful, ol' chap.
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>>742354004
sure thing sweetheart
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It's 6:02 AM, the strong working American is awake.
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>>742358113
>implying moon landing
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>>742358016
These pictures are so fucking retarded. Christ I actually do bump up against the vaginal portion of my wifes cervix and she DOES NOT enjoy it. Hell from what I've heard and read cervical penetration hurts like child birth. Only a virgin or a moron would post and repost this shit.
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>>742357970
Do you drop-ship at scale or is it a different sort of business? I did some freelance programming for a while and I had two employees for a bit, but I hated having to be someones mom so now I'm just back to working for a faceless fortune 100 megacorp while I let my investments trickle in a dividend payments each year for a few thousand extra above inflation. I'm on /b/ making jokes about national tragedies. I'm not going to lie to myself and pretend I'm grade-A management material.
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>>742358037
I've seen it. You don't have to believe me. The Night King rides Dany's dead dragon to the wall and takes it out with blue flames.

Sansa flips on littlefinger because he sees Arya as an enemy. She has him executed by Arya.

Sam and cripple boy figure out that Jon is Aegon Targeryon.

Jon and Dany fuck on a boat headed North.
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>>742353708
As a proud European, I look forward to my brown overlords teaching me which hand their gods command them to use to wipe their assholes.
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>>742358219
well fuck. I'm downloading it right now
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>>742356527
It's a picture of an average evening in France, nice.
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>>742358188
Fuck, I made another grammatical error.
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>>742357935
*it's United Kingdom of Cuckland you ignorant nigger
and as for usa
>Blacked and ruled by a nigger
>joining war like a coward when germany was weakened by other countries
>few vietnameese farmers with outdated ritles assraped you
>almost all US technology is invented by elite intelligence from europe
>still nigger imperial system like proud people of.. liberia lol
>highers obesity rate
>highest cuckoldry rate
>most jews that eat your foreskin
>retarded political correctness
>false sense of "freedom"
>censorship
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>>742357634
That kitten is a one hitter quitter
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>>742358016
Name three benefits from being a black bastard that doesn't include welfare benefits or Obama phones.
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>>742357935
>Still ruled by a Queen

Welp, that's about as far as I'll read in this post, cunt can't be bothered to know what he's talking about.
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>>742357795
I'm ashamed of these sissified faggots calling themselves Americans. Growing up, we were feared and respected out of that fear. Now I look around and I do kinda think Hitler had decent ideas, shame he had to commit genocide against the people though. This country has gone to shit because of globalism and what it needs from a population in order to grow. I see it in Europe too. Slaughter the Muslims there so that ours begin to agitate and we can start a pogrom here.
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>>742358188
I don't understand this drop-ship.
Commodities trading. Boring as fuck. I work with a small team remotely. Basically a lot of statistical analysis and system modelling. A lot of blackbox AI stuff now, which is beyond my education level.
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>>742357752
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>>742358333
>big cock
>large penis
>huge phallus
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>>742357572
it's called Saudi Arabia and they're our friends so don't disrespect !
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>>742358333
>race mixing increases genetic diversity
>we are moving towards a single global race
>mixed race children are healthier
>mixed race children are stronger
>hybrid vigor
>mixed race people are more attractive
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>>742357830
skarlatina5
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>>742358420
Lean hogs or nothing, haha. I made a bit of money with options trading, but it was dumb luck so I stopped before my losses cancelled out the few lucky trades I had. It would be fun to do more seriously if I read a bit more about the theory.

Have fun with your pile of money. The British Virgin Islands are a nice place for a vacation if you're looking to spend some of it.
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>>742358527
>Mixed race people are more attractive

That's a matter of tastes and preferences, don't try to establish that as some sort of universal truth.
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>>742354178
>gorilla warfare

And who is the better fighter, USA or the Apes? Considering you lost in Vietnam the answer seems obvious.

>Apes winning a war vs. USA
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>>742356028
>50 tons of American freedom coming to you
No thanks I don't like Americans on family vecation
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>>742356020
Omg you're not free to touch the freedom statue??? Whaaaa...
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>>742358642
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>>742358601
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>>742353708
Anon maybe your view is skewed. In America we can still talk about ideas without being hauled off to jail for a thought crime. Btw nice bait.
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>>742358621
say it to this beautiful and innocent baby
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>>742358527
I see mixed kids all the time and they're none of these
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>>742358621
mixed race people are more attractive
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>>742358965
way to prove OP right
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>>742358316
>Censorship
>Political Correctness
>Almost all US technology is invented by elite intelligence from europe

UK censors its its people sometimes and don't get me started on that politically corrected stuff,
they have kids who are forced to act the opposite gender in school just to see what it is like and to insult refugees is to be a "dickhead twat" even if they do rape and harm the people of your country
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>>742358527
None of this is true and just your opinion. Shan'equi. You need to stop listen to your jew over lords. I know you are just trying to troll but c'mon.
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>>742353708
It's fucking /b/ you idiot degenerate
People come here asking for CP and you think anyone is actually replying with the pseudo intellectual way you just posted? If I could I would punch you through my screen
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>>742353708
Fixed your bait!
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>>742354004
Bitch on the left is a 10 in the uk, would be a 5 here....
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>>742358642
> being so new that you don't know about SEal pasta

Lurk more
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>>742359210
kek riiight, said no amerifag ever
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>>742359114
That's unfortunate. We aim to please. The post was merely for laughting, yet fact that muricucks are taking this seriously is even funnier
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>>742359036
fuck off, we diverse now
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>>742359210
Interestingly the Pro American version of this image feels the need to type out the full "positive" side of the image. While the Pro European version assumes that people will be able to understand the implicit positive attributes of explaining something over ranting.

What does that say about Americans, that they cannot be expected to understand the joke unless it is very explicit?
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>>742354876
Most liked tweet EVER. ruminate on that.
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>>742359271
>being so retarded to take easy bait
Think moar
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>>742359210
This is actually very true.
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>>742359351
That's cool mate you know how dumb amerifats are and thanks I was actually looking for this to post.
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>>742356028
What 4 American?
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>>742359527
I think he's also mocking us, after all he said "I guess it's time i play this foolish game the Europeans love so much and mock them too"
while giving us yellow teeth, a monocle and finally a big top hat and nose.
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>>742359210
this is just OPs post but inverted both sides are very true
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USA! U-BRAAAAAAAAAAAP-SA! USA!
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>>742358642
Kek. Europeans are fucking retarded.
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>>742358950
holy shit that baby lol
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>>742353864
FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG!!!!!
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>>742353951
I guess you yanky faggots don't need to worry about terrorists. Illiterates with guns handle all the mass murders needed in your country
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>>742359390
you fucking brits are fucking retarded. it was a global recession and you're recovering from it, it's not the immigrants fault, america proves that. go brexit yourself
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>>742353864
and unemployed !
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Look not to be a cunt here but lets be honest

May is an asshole, bigot, idiot who honestly seems like a bad Thatcher clone with a hidden racist agenda but has at the very least had political experience...and the Brits voted for Her..er..kinda as her leanings were disturbingly well hidden by her party and was internally selected after the fall of her predecessor.

Trump is a self glorifying lunatic with delusions of grandeur with an open racist agenda and no clue whatsoever how to run a country...and Americans voted for him knowing all this openly with many simply using him as a "throwaway" vote rather than vote for Hillary and still expecting her to win.

The Brits may have got bamboozled but the Yanks aggressively voted for a bigoted orange turd in a suit that by his own admission didn't really expect to win and had not prepared for that eventuality and is now "winging it" based on the political advice of people he met in golf clubs over the past few decades while attempting to not do something so dumb he gets JFK'd.
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>>742357910
>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry & Knuckles series: Director's Cut
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No mention of Canada
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armed toddlers in an endless mall with infomercials on their headphones
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>>742354004
That pic makes me think. If humans would change their reproduction mode to a way that the baby would eat their mother from inside to survive and grow, like some parasite insects do, Americans ladies would have a good advantage concerning reproduction. They would produce stronger lifeforms whereas Europeans babies could not survive.
Better : maybe the fatness of American ladies will make reproduction impossible in the normal way and a mutation will cause this new type of reproduction to appear to assure their survival.
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>>742357790

> big bombz on urop

you don't even get the joke, right?

Perfect example of a dumb American.
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>>742357382
France won that one...
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Cambridgefag here. At the call centre, we were literally agonised by that hour where the first Merkins would start ringing up. From the ridiculous mutilation they do to the simplest words, to the lack of lowest sensible faculties in tech use, to the bullshit lies and scams they try out. I never once needed to look things up, or ask the bosses, it was just obvious that U, S and A fuckery only works in the U of the SA. Got me fired eventually, explaining some spictard bitch the same thing over and over. She kept yapping, like the rude, clueless burger cunt she was.. you are racist, your company lies, I'll make you lot broke with my social network powers. Some fatty, soulless freshly made team leader thought it would be a wise career move to secretly get shit on me while lying to my face. Fuck you, place, I liked you when you didn't sell out to that sad joke of a Stateside shit moloch.
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>>742353708
>Europe in 5 years
Pic related
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Who would have thot an exile for religious extremists, subdued by rogue traders and slumped in barbaric habits is the cusp of humanist progress? USAndroids is who.a
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>>742366484
hahahaha fucking bitch
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>autistic white neo nazi terrorists are a thing now
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Think we're gonna witness another civil war or a nation wide riot happening in America soon?
Okay maybe not war since most that has been happening is people marching around chanting stupid titles that don't even have meaning anymore while the other side has just been holding hands, crying and also chanting titles.
Plus your government isn't really doing much to bring down the destruction and chaos that these events bring with the marches always ends up with fights or property destroyed with cases of break ins aside from the local law enforcement that acts with protocol.
This is of course all in order with your free speech thing right?
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>>742354323
No one even knows what kind of gay anime fag shit your talking about.
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shit, where did the a come from? but yeah, states were set up by pilgrims and tradesmen, picture related is basically a prison island. telling, ain't it?
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>>742368107
Killing one person with a car who was also White isn't ''terrorism'' you Kike

Well maybe for (((media))) it is
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>>742356454
fuck u
>>
Is the best solution now for America to get it's shit together is to stage a large scale terror attack?
I mean deaths and destruction seems like a good way to take the building pressure off and have people pay attention to one thing for a while.
Plus big attacks always births a short time of unity and harmony so why not
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>>742353708
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>>742355149
hahahah if you think nazis are an actual threat you're actually deluded
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>>742368336

Londoner here. Get on our level, coward.
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>>742366484
raped and killed that poor girl.

Fuck this picture.
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>>742355629
Hey man lets fuck them up but when they start punching us we call them agressive gonna be good
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>>742353708
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>>742357046

Fucking made me chuckle real good. Thanks for making my day freedom-mancer.
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>>742368416
wow edgy lol
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>>742354503
>just like the blacks do
Black peaceful protesting is more unlikely than this board not being cancer
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>>742353708
Mr. Rogers is not amused
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EAST IS BEAST
WEST IS REST
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>>742353708
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>>742371067
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We might be a sleep if we all were pussies and could only work for 5 hours a day before we tire out and demand to go home.
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>>742353708
>live in europe
>Don't have the right to own guns
>pay 9000% taxes
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>>742368181
That's overwatch retard and I don't even play the game
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>>742371341
>Switzerland is part of europe
>the army gives you an assault rifle to take home
>it's free
>you're free to decline the offer
>people want to live in Switzerland to save on taxes
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>>742356020
They got tired of cleaning cheedo dust and French fry grease from it
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>>742354808
Boy you have to be a special kind of retarded
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>>742354612
Late to the party but fucking lol

>hunts airplanes and meteorites
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>>742360061
what kind of shity beer color is this, sorry but it fucks up the whole picture
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>>742371888
you wasted those trips man
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>>742356193

And you pussies in Europe need the American military to do literally everything.
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>>742371888
It's probably a dark wheat beer, a very traditional German beer that perfectly fits the picture.
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>>742359527

To be fair, Americans were never good at subtle humor, which Britain literally owns the crown.
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>>742354004
Correction
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>>742353708
its morning for me you euro fag ,
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>>742372698
USA doesn't even have enough fabric to cover those fat fucks
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>>742353708
>nazi LARPING here
>8 years of prince obongo the nigger in real life
Lmao and they call us cucks. I bet he would habe been reelected for the 3rd time.
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>>742371341
Well, go to doctor and cry why it costs more than you ever going to earn
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>>742353864
Australia anon here m8 here to back you up from these multicultural faggots don't you eurocucks have some dark skin dick to suck?
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>>742373780
>Descendant of prisoner comes to defend the most racially diverse country in the word against "multicultural" Europe

M'kay
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>>742353708
Haha y-yeah. F-f-fuck ameri-c-ca!
Pls dont invade us.
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>>742372698
Shhh, just let it happen. Euros don't know their being chucked by Islam.

Oh wait, they do. They like it.
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>>742373952
They're*

If you can't use the verb "To be", shut the fuck up.
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>>742374005
Okay. Got an actual point to make about you guys being literally cucked?
No?
Gotcha. Maybe you should be quiet instead :)
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>>742358184
Of course hitting the cervix hurts, it's a giant mass of nerves. Real life isn't hentai.
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>>742373909
Germany has taken more than a million refugees in less than 5 years not even america has dealt with immagration problems than bad shall we go on about the other countries eurocuck
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>>742373952
we do know
we don't like it
government likes it
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>>742373324
Is this what will save the U.S from ISIS incursion? The women are so fat that they can't produce enough fabric to hide them in? Damn you, monkey's paw.
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>>742374082
I can taste the salt from here.
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>>742374082

See
>>742373909
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>>742374288
>Claudio Zanetti hat Retweetet

Als chöntmer i-was ernsht neh was de mongo uselaht
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>>742354323
a.k.a /b/
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>>742354709
fun fact: germany has had conservative governments ever since the early 80s now but they are still ahead because merica went total "muh war on terrorism"
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>>742373946
we are coming to liberate your ass

drones are on the way
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>>742356244
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]CHU[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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>>742374545
Fair point.

>>742374288
What the fuck is this, Deutschland?
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>>742362790
underrated
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>>742358642
Holy shit my sides. How can you be this retarded?
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>>742372343
>This is what americans literally believe
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>>742374288
>>742375435
>selection bias.
theres a government agency in germany whose name and purpose literally translates to "Federal Centre for Health Education" - its their fucking job to explain (among many other things) how to do sex properly

they used a random set of typical ethnic properties for each of the people in each of the pictures
and some retard right wing media outlet took all the ones where the male is a nigger and the female isnt
and claimed the website was somehow biased towards niggers impregnating white womyn

>>742374539
i habs dein mudder gfickt, RED VERNÜNFTIG DU SPASST
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>>742357935
>Almost got raped by the nazi's until america saved the day

It just dawned on me that the american media must have been liars for alot longer than I thought because this has literally never been true and WW2 was a while back
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The modern European man
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>>742354130
>i go jogging
>i leave for work
Yet, is still sitting in front of a computer posting on /b/
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Nobody hate US more than we do. Fucks sake, we elected a mentally retarded man for president. Hey nazis, hope the angry orange was worth it.
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>>742353951
Implying the us has more terrorist attacks than any other country. And perpetrated by americans btw
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>>742375999
No, literally, I don't fucking speak enough German to understand that and I don't want to type it into Google. While we're at it, wtf does this >>742374539 say???


>>742376114
It was 2 am Best Coast when that was posted.
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>>742376070
youre just envious about the awesome christmas fairs
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>>742376070
Fuck. Imagine how much eurocucks on 4chan hate this guy. As soon as someone posts this pic in a political debate with them, there's nothing they can do. It's like a one-shot kill
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>>742376229
>implying
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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>>742376070
This is funny for many reasons.
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>>742357853
Murrica in ww2 meme
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>>742376233
the post >>742374539 dismisses >>742374288 based on the subhuman mentioned in the screenshot
the post >>742375999 dismisses >>742374539 based on the usage of subhuman language
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>>742353708
That's pretty ironic, don't you think?
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>>742356245
Sauce on the fuck scene?
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>>742376233
So total of three hours before leaving for alledged work.
>never sleep anon
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>>742357000
Checked
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>>742356925
I love how that kid is such a pussy she's still doing her hair like nothing happened.
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>>742376704
90% of USA middle class homes
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>>742357886
Believe it or not, they used to consume a high amount of calories so they could be efficient in the cotton fields.
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>>742356527
i thought it was a pizza on a table
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>>742378056
theres no fucking table there
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>>742354178
how do people still fall for this?!
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>>742356454
Attention whore?
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>>742357046
>...stop using awesome shit invented by Americans like oxygen...

I really hope you ain't serious, mate...
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>>742366144
is there even an intellegent american
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>>742353916
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>>742353708
MUH MERICUH
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>>742358950
Pic related
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>>742356527
I got offered a chance to play the white guy in a cuck porn once for about $150.

You do realize that they're all actors, right? My "wife" was some no-name porn actress I'd never met before that day. I still wound up noping out. I was 24, awkward af and I didn't want my face to be associated with that.

Woulda been an easy $150. Just sit there fully clothed and act miserable. Fuck.
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>>742380356
sorry for porn pic
once I wanted to inspect real houses to take pics of people having sex - none invited me in...
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