I'm a diagnosed sociopath AMA

>>742302509
where did i leave my mom keys...I got a date tonight and I cant kind the car keys

Any proof?

>>742302597
In the trunk

>>742302607
No how would I

>>742302673
thanks sociopath youre the greatness

>>742302721
thats the fbi asking if you got hidden bodies

>>742302784
Np

>>742302841
Yeah probably

>>742302509
Do you have an urge to kill??

>>742303922
Same as anyone I suppose.

Go to sleep Oliver

>>742304381
I have a cat named oliver

>>742302509

>I'm a diagnosed 15 year old AMA

You must be 18 + to post on this board.

>>742304640
I'm 34

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>>742304687

Pfft that's it? I am 79.

>>742304863
Good to see you still have your faculties

>>742302509
OP thinks is sociopath because he watched too many episodes of sherlock

>>742304945

Wish I could say the same.

>>742302509
That's actually not a diagnosis
Anti-social personality disorder is the diagnosis
So you're full of shit

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>>742302509

>>742302509
Did you decide to just keep being a dick and having everyone hate you, or are you trying to be less of a dick so that people will hate you less?

>>742305048
So because I don't feel like typing the full diagnosis and instead refer to it by the often used alternative name I must be lying. Yeah good logic Einstein.

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>>742305220

>sociopath
>emotional response

>>742305191
I don't really know if I care one way or another what people think of me. People are either useful or they don't matter to me.

>>742305326
Just stating facts. No emotion behind it.

>>742302509

How much dick do you suck on a day to day basis?

>>742305220
No, because if you knew anything about it you wouldn't have used the term sociopath. It's not a different name, it's a thing that doesn't exist.

>>742305337
And, you're either useful to people or you aren't.

I don't see what the big deal is, other than that you think you can be special by saying that you have a diagnosis that gives you permission to be an asshole.

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I was diagnosed with sociology, english and psychology a while back.... I feel your pain

>>742305426
None.

>>742305424

>Yeah good logic Einstein.

You think it's a fact that anon is Einstein?

>>742305337
E D G Y

fuck off. Do a mass shooting and then I'll believe you're a sociopath

>>742305434
It's funny then that my doctor calls me that.

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>>742305630

>>742305491
I'm not an asshole. I just don't care. People's feelings matter little to me.

>>742305690
Most jokes, like this thread, try to be

Maybe find someone with a real medical degree if you are serious.

>>742305663
I'm a sociopath not a moron.

>>742305779
Le XD. Me too. P.S. You don't wanna see my dark side

>>742305779
That just makes you an asshole
Empathy disorders are complex and you clearly have no knowledge of them

>>742305870
I assure you that the full staff at the Burrell center are more than qualified.

>>742302509
How much would someone have to pay you in order to get you to suck a dick?

>>742305874

>I'm a sociopath

rofl

>>742305765

>caught in own stupid shit
>reply with memes

Wow, you sure are one clever dipshit.

>>742305874
Hey mate, middle school is gonna start soon

>>742305966
No but how could I having been diagnosed with a conduct disorder at 11 which in turn progressed to ASPD which I was diagnosed with in my 20s.

>>742306027
I'm not sure I would accept any amount

>>742306149

>how could something I just pulled out of my ass and peppered with google searches not be true?

I wonder.

How do you feel knowing you'll never experience love?

>>742306139
I don't see how that is relevant to me.

How do i become one?
I am attempting to become successful in life, so that i can retire early and spend the rest of my life modding minecraft and managing a custom server.
From my experiences the most successful people, namely my father, uncle, and grand uncle, were all sociopathic assholes who made a living by exploiting the stupidity and social expectations of plebian normies.
Therefore i figure that in order to become inordinately successful i should also become a sociopath, however i have these feels that get in the way along with a constant nagging that someone will figure it all out.
So how do i kill the feels and second guessing?

>>742302509

>>742306149
Oh, like most 'conduct disorders' and ASPD's, by being an asshole and never being made to face the consequences of your choices. By always having something protect you from the shit you always do, despite always having an excuse.

>>742306280

He's clearly calling you a child who is pretending to be interesting online. I thought sociopath were supposed to be intelligent.

>>742306266
No google just experience.

>>742302509
How does it feel to be the edgiest faggot on b today?

>>742305999
Then why do they use a term not used by doctors since the 70s?
It's not even listed as a possible diagnosis because it is not real.
There are many empathy disorders and very few cases are alike.
It's like if you got the diagnosis "retarded" no doctor would do that lol
Maybe they don't, cause you actually don't go and are just full of shit lol

>>742306371

Yes, your experience googling is the topic of discussion here. Please do try to keep up.

>>742306271
It never has bothered me really. To be honest it seems a constant cycle of elation followed by hurt and disappointment.

>>742306335

Alcohol.

Also, saving . Thanks for giggles anon.

>>742306335
I don't know what you're asking. I am not successful. Narcissism and sociopathy are often mistakenly thought to be the same.

>>742302509
Do you think that you will be more interesting when you grow up? Or will you just continue pretending?

>>742306363
I'd say that's accurate

>>742306501
If you are not full of shit I'll give you one piece of real advice.

Everything is a choice. More so for you than anyone else.
Your emotions are a switchboard. With therapy and practice you can turn them on and use them like anyone else.
You have to chose to be a better person.
Just like everyone else.
The only difference is that you have to learn what is important since you don't just feel it.

Stop making excuses.

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>>742302509

Pro-social psychopath. Get on my level of success.

>>742306365
I got the inference, I'm just choosing not to play along.

>>742306685
You're welcome
Actually i have started drinking recently, ever since i couldn't afford college anymore

>>742306384
Hadn't thought about it really.

Do you have any proof you're one? Pics of your medical slip or shit like that. Blur out names and all that jazz.

>>742307014
No.

>>742306405
Simply because people have no idea what ASPD is.

>>742306490
Thanks I'll retie my running shoes

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>>742307014
So the only way we can be sure you're a sociopath is by you telling us you're one.

>>742305326
So then... you are Autisitc?

>>742307074
>>742307212

>>742306791
Considering I'm 34 I think I am fully grown up

>>742307212
Aren't my edgy responses proof enough?

>>742307229
No. I'm just a homosexual.

>>742306819
I make no excuses. I actually choose to stay away from people for the most part. I am not sure I want to be burdened by intense emotion. I am inclined towards fits of rage.

>>742307264
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>742307475
Lol, throwing temper tantrums in the grocery store?

>>742307014
No. I'm not sure I've ever been given a medical slip.

Do you ever yearn for a partner? I find myself wanting a partner yet finding like minded individuals with the intellectual athleticism to keep up seems next to impossible.

>>742307212
Yes I imagine so

>>742306819
Not the OP but that's some really hopeful advice for someone who feels really broken inside. Thanks anon.

>>742306207
What about a million bucks

>>742307229
No

>>742302509
How has this dumb bitch not realized that's not her granny yet?

>>742307264
What if i told you you havn't aged a day, time and space are illusions, and the world as we know it is a fantasy created by the only being that exists so she wouldn't feel alone?

>>742307560
No. More often in my home life.

>>742303922
>sociopath
>must mean theyre a murderer
Kek

>>742307889
Playing CoD?

>>742307585
No. I actually appreciate solitude. Having to constantly fake what I assume is the appropriate response to a given situation is tiring.

>>742308044
That is what I meant by like minded individuals. Wouldn't it be nice to not have to fake those bs things?

>>742307786
Probably when he tried to eat her.

>>742307560
Hey, he lost his mommy

>>742307832
I'd say you probably need more medication than I do.

>>742308010
No. I don't enjoy video games.

What kind of medications do you feel has helped to dampen the difference between you and the majority the most?

>>742308122
I just have no desire for it.

>>742308351
Hey faggot I asked if you would suck a dick for a million bucks. You "don't care what people think about you" so it shouldn't be a problem. Free money right?

>>742308325
There is no medication for what I have. I do take something that is supposed to stifle my anger.

>>742308484
My answer remains the same: No.

>>742308484
Money is a social construct. He probably finds money as simply a means to an end to continue living.

>>742308624
What about a trillion bucks

>>742308775
Isn't that the definition of money? Surviving without it is possible sure but difficult. I draw a check. I have never been able to work anywhere for long.

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>>742308775

>>742308990
No thanks. Sounds unpleasant.

So how are you any different from me?

>>742308990
I think that would collapse the economy

>>742309267
I wouldn't know. I don't know you.

Sociopaths are generally superficially charming - as they know that's the way to better fit in. You seem like a pulp fiction attempt at sociopathy...my question is: what makes someone want to pretend to be diagnosed as sociopathic anonymously on the internet?

>>742309535
Assume I'm a normie

>>742309811
I suppose I can be charming and manipulative. I don't see the point in it here.

>>742309817
That's a very long answer. I would suggest you read the DSM.

>>742309267
That's a really hard question to answer, no matter who you ask if you're being literal

Compare two normies and they'll have billions of things different about them

How many filters are you gonna apply to the question to get the answer you want?

>>742310432
I supposed he wanted a rundown of the characteristics of my disorder.

>>742310674
There's an easier way to ask for that if he did,

"I want a rundown of the characteristics of your disorder"

>>742310674
Basically

>>742310798
I agree. That's why I batted him away.

>>742310912
How does your disorder affect your daily life?

>>742302509
did you know before being diagnosed?

>>742311716
Not much. I live alone and tend to isolate.

>>742312110
I knew I was different. I could steal and feel no remorse. My parents would say they loved me and I didn't feel anything. When my mom died I felt nothing. I never enjoyed the things that my peers or family did.

>>742312518
What kind of music do you like?

>>742312518
was it your decision to see a psychiatrist, how did that happen?

>>742313069
Metal and hard rock mostly.

Hi guys. I come to 4chan from russian boa rd 2ch.hk. He planning DDOS and spam attack in /b/,/pol/,/int/. Let's strike them early than he.
Spam in /b/,/int/ and /po/.
Go go go

>>742313133
No. It's a requirement for me to receive my check.

>>742313270
Kay.. tell them good luck

>>742313334
when were you diagnosed?

>>742313555
At 22

>>742313777
would you care to explain the circumstances?

>>742313918
I committed a felony. As a condition of my probation I was ordered to see a psychiatrist.

>>742305326
Sociopath doesn't equal robot
They have emotions, it's just they don't give a shit about YOUR emotions. You can still piss them the fuck off.

>>742314631
Yes exactly.

>>742314433
are you a functioning member of society?

>>742315033
No.

we are all sociopaths here discord/ eBAh6gE

>>742302509
What kinda porn do you like

>>742306207
So you'd do it for free

>>742317464
I don't really look at porn much.

>>742317814
No I don't believe I would do it at all.

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Meanwhile at OP's house...

>>742302509
God DAMN! I wish I was a sociopath.
Goddam lousy Human conscience is
holdin' me back!