Shotato First Blood: Part II

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Shota for the shota thread

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>>742266597
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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check this shit

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no wait check THIS

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Can someone attempt to uncensor this, it's one of my favourites but I'm too dumb to do it myself

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>>742266663
3 off, i'm going to consider it a win.

https://strawpoll.com/74z66b2k

are shotas for lewd or for tender loving?

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this thread isnt gay enough

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>You will never be a blond shota living as part of an old pedo's shota harem

Why live?

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>>742266840
speak for yourself

Hey, is there anyone who has an account on League EU West and stopped playing League, or doesn't need it anymore? I'm in need of an account, so if you have one and want to share it, just leave me your Discord. I'm not planning to do anything shady on it, just play Ranked.

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>>742267340
i'll bump my cock into your butt, faggot.

>>742266869
lying is a sin

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>>742267363
you're so gay you probably kiss girls faggot

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post rape! it's the purest form of love!

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>>742267412

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>>742267412
well i got kissed by a girl once if that ocunts

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>>742267429

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>>742267450

>>742267443
fucking knew it
you got the gay

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>>742267443
counts*, but also ocunts.

>>742267443
weak sauce, I had sex with a girl once, though it was against my will (actually not joking here)

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>>742267487

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>>742267502
well i'm able to fend off rapists so you sound like the weak one here.

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>>742267508

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>>742267557

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>>742267596

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>>742267625

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>>742267644

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>>742267661

>>742266708
im on it!

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>>742266622
Serafuku for the Serafuku God!

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>>742267718

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>>742267790

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>>742267768
Best boy for the best boy god

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>>742266810
Why not both? Shota have......needs too

>>742266710

A for effort?

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>>742267808

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>>742267894

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>>742267541
I am small, but if you want to be fair, I was 8 and she was 19, so there's something.

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>>742267947

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>>742267956
by the time i was 8 years old i was 7' tall and weighed 2 hundredweights.

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>>742267894
Diaper Len is cute....CUTE

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>>742268144
like this?

>>742268060
I'd say I feel like you're an ausie because of the banter, but you used feet so I don't think so, maybe you just get off on it

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>>742267956
Probably made you the shota fan you are today

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>>742268204
i converted the units to americano for you seppos

>>742268266
I still don't get how that sort of slang started, seppo, septic tank, how did that sort of slang even start?

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>>742268175
Yes, actually, thanks

>>742268444
Cockney rhyming slang, m8. Septic tank = yank. Apple and pears = stairs. Trouble and strife = wife.
Britbong culture innit.

>>742268223
I doubt it, I just love cute things, I don't really care for lewd shota stuff, but I'm not one of those guys that bitches at people contributing to the thread with lewd, I just don't look at it.

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>>742268444
rhyming slang. yanks are rubbish so they're septic tanks, so they're seppos. there's an entire wikipedia page devoted to diminutives in australian english because we have so many.

you can have a snag sanga for brekky in australia if there's your thing.

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>>742268266
Oi! Is roo meat any good? Whats one kick ass thing to do in Melbourne?

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>>742268662
if that's your thing, even.

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>>742268689
Kangaroo burgers are delicious, couldn't really tell you how they differ from beef though.

things to do in melbourne? ice.

>>742268862
'murrican here, I don't know if you're joking or not, are kangaroo burgers a real thing? I feel like that would be illegal, I don't know why, but it seems wrong.

>>742268969
basically like deer in murica
worthless idiot fucks that run in front of your car

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>>742268969
lmao of course they're real, there are more kangaroos than people in australia. you can get kangaroo meat basically anywhere, same with emu.

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>>742268643
Psychology moment here: your love of cute is driven by a desire to regain that innocence taken from you at an early age, hence your distaste for lewd?
I also love cute, for similar reasons probably, but also enjoy seeing cute (shota) exploring their lewd side, because I experienced some of that as well.
I think that most fetishes have a basis in something from childhood, could be as innocent as watching pinnochio (tons of fetish fuel though)

Eh, back to the shota

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what do you do if your sister's boyfriend has seen ur butt online?

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>>742268862
Awesome, had a place here that imported some, but i wasn't down to try it then. Also want some meat pies from down there. Pasties? Or is that brit?

>>742269079
Huh, the more you know. Deer makes amazing jerky by the way.

>>742269080
Is it ever cold in Australia? I kind of want to go there now just to try it, but I'm a huge wimp about bugs, and I hate hot weather

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>>742269306
fuck him. also show us.

>>742269380
i guess you could say a meat pie is a type of pastie, but nobody would actually say that. meat pie generally only refers to the small type that basically doesn't exist in other countries.

>>742269402
define cold. it's only ever snowed in melbourne a few times in history, and we're preetty far south.

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>>742269306
Was it a cute butt? Are you worried he may like it? People see butts often, is it really an issue (unless it had, like, a dildo in it, then that`d be an issue)

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it even gets its own wikipedia page because it's so different from other types of meat pies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_pie_(Australia_and_New_Zealand)

>>742269533
Used google to convert it, so I hope it's right, but basically about 15C or lower

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>>742269533
Well damn, guess Imma have to go to straya then

>>742266876
love me some chastity pics

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>>742269696
oh yeah, it was cold as fuck during winter. didn't get hotter than 15° for a while.

>>742269731
fuck off we're full
i mean yeah sounds like a plan.

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>>742269533
i can't what if he's in this thread as well and no that'd be gay
>>742269541
no i'm worried he show's people tbh

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>>742269815
why would he be in this thread? also there's no proof it's your butt anyway. could be any old random butt for all he knows.

>>742269802
I hate being that tourist guy, but what should I do besides trying roo burgers? Also, isn't winter in the southern hemisphere summer in the north? So I'd be waiting until next year? When does it get cold there?

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>>742269696
>15C or lower
>not cold

Thats like..... carry the 1 .....like 60 F or less

>>742269923
I said I don't like hot weather, I like cold weather :/ am I missing something?

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>>742269861
because he recognized me and called me by my name

>same 3 same 3s

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>>742269802
Lol, cheeky cunt

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>>742269920
come for the burgers, stay because you wasted all your money on drugs!
i don't know what there is to do lmao, it's all normal stuff to me.

and yes, seasons are opposite. it's still winter here, for a bit.

>>742270042
how the fuck did he recognise you by your butt?

>>742270055
>it's another seppos don't know we eat kangaroo episode

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>>742270099
because my sister has a similar one and i think he also recognized my face which was partially in the pics too

>>742270099
Wtf did you just cal me you mong cunt

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>>742270150
>posted your face
well there's the issue, dummy.

either way, post 'someone else's butt'

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>>742270021
My bad! mis-read that one, i like colder temps as well

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>>742270185
i don't think i called you anything, i was just filling you in on what's happening.

>>742270099
Eh, I don't do drugs, never even tried marijuana, I have an addictive personality, so I figure it's better to just not try anything. I guess if you can't tell me what to see or do then I'll hire someone to show me or something, that's a thing right? Also if I wasted all my money on drugs it'd be enough drugs to kill me several thousand times over, I'm technically a millionaire, though just barely, only recently broke the 1 million threshold and that could change tomorrow since a lot of my money is in shares.

>>742270226
fite me at central

>>742270150
Ask him if he wants a better image, and moon him. Play it off as fun, itll go away. Sperg out, drop spaghetti, itll stay with you foreverrrrr

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>>742270273
come to melbourne and i'll give you the tour of flinder's street station for $10,000.

>>742270275
you see the news tho?

>>742270327
is Flinder's street station something I should care about?

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>>742270387
well it's a train station, if that's your thing.

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>>742270192
not gonna post the lewder ones here is the single one u get

also i had no idea someone i knew would lurk on threads based on butts with guys attacked to them xd
>>742270310
he told a friend of mine he's going to be teasing me so idk what to expect

>>742270327
nah what happened? Are we going to get nuked

pls let us get nuked

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>>742267727
>>742266708
forgive me

>>742270460
I've never actually been on a train, I do think it'd be fun if a fuckbuddy and I got a luxury car with a bed and a door and everything, but I don't even know you, so I doubt that would work out

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>>742270524
oh you're the fucking montreal fag again aren't you?

>>742270528
nah, melbourne was voted the world's most liveable city again :DD

>>742270558
forget trains, melbourne has the largest tram network in the world. or streetcar network, if you're american.

>>742270663
wonder how livable it will be once Kimmy pays a visit

>>742270663
nay y

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>>742270524
Dressed like that? Ouch, better be ready, lol. Laughing with him will make it go away faster, or if he's kind of beta, flirt with him and watch him squirm?

>>742270663
I've never lived in a big city that has trains or buses or street cars, do street cars have those luxury rooms like I've seen in pictures from trains?

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>>742270553
Thank you, sincerely

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>>742270706
mad max was filmed outside of melbourne wasn't it? we'll be fine.

>>742270750
well i'm pretty sure you are, so prove you aren't.

>>742270758
nah trams are small. the luxury trains would be interstate because those trips are fucking long.

>>742270818
write me into your will

>>742270792
aww shucks

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>>742270879
i'll leave my collection of golden gaytime wrappers for you

>>742270989
empty, just like me inside

>>742270818
Aw, that's a shame, I guess train is off the list for when I go there. Though frankly I'm scared to go anywhere in the eastern hemisphere, Asia is scary, muslims are scary

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>>742271023
get a boyfriend then you faggot

>>742271026
australia literally has the second highest HDI of any country. it doesn't get much more first world than that.

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>>742270818
i am not i swear

>>742271080
get a noose then faggot

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>>742271124
>filename from image is french
suuuuure

>>742271130
seems like a false equivalence to me

>>742271156
thats not how any of this works

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>>742271026
Yeah grew up on an estate that was mostly Muslims, kind of rough life if your an alcoholic faggot like yours truly

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>>742271182
oh so how do they work

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>>742271156
k then so waht

>>742271240
i wasnt equating anything
post link now nig

>>742271080
I find that a little difficult to believe, don't you have those abroignees there that never go to school and do all sorts of uncivilized stuff? They aren't accounted for.

Bump for gifs/webms

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>>742271261
well i'm not a scientist but i'm pretty sure montreal is in quebec where they speak french.

>>742271270
i'll equate your jaw with my knuckles

>>742271272
well the british actually did a pretty good job of killing most of them

>>742271369
you couldnt equate a dick

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>>742271508
maybe so but i'll try my hardest.

>>742271369
I do want to ask something that might come across as an insult, but I'm really not doing it to be rude, it's just an honest question. I'm a gentle person.

Australia was a prison for England, which means you might be descended from a felon, have you ever thought about that, how do you feel about that, is that a thing that Australians even think about?

Obviously the sin of the father/Mother shouldn't be pushed on the offspring.

>>742271563
cuter links