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Imagine being attached to someone for the rest of your life.

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Imagine being attached to someone for the rest of your life.

You shit together awkwardly, you masturbate together awkwardly, you walk in public and everyone stares and thinks wtf, you have sex together with the same guy, you piss together, you sleep together (I mean imagine if one is super tired but the other dosnt want to sleep yet at all),

Holy shit... Just think about it. Being attached to someone for the rest of your life.
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Noodz
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I think itd be hot as fuck to sex them
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>>742261432
do they both have to eat or can they take turns?
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>>742261556
I mean... If you fuck them.... Who will feel the pleasure? The one on the right or the one on the left?

Do they both orgasm at the same time? Or is it different? So many question.
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>>742261508
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>>742261618
They both have to eat because they have 2 stomachs
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>>742261432
https://youtu.be/xf-2NaK6TxU

Check out this video. It's crazy how the one on the right always predicts what the one on the left says.

Skip half way through.

The right one always finishes what the left one says. It's like mind reading.
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>>742261677
That's a proven fake...
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>>742261658
What about whose the mother if i cum inside?
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>>742261763
2heads2spinesmerging at thecoccyxand joined at thethoraxby sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correctscoliosis.2 completely separatespinal cords2arms(originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)1 broadribcagewith 2 highly fusedsternumsand traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand thepleural cavities.2breasts2heartsin a sharedcirculatory system(nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)4lungswith themediallungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities1diaphragmwith well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect2stomachs2gallbladders1liver, enlarged and elongated right lobeY-shapedsmall intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic doubleperistalsisat the juncture1large intestine(onecolon)3kidneys: 2 left, 1 right1bladder1 set ofreproductive organs2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally1 slightly broadpelvis2legs


>I think only 1 can get preg because they have "1 set of reproductive organ"
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>>742261847
Ops that came out like shit.


Full info here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel
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>>742261432

have you ever considered one of them is going to die before the other ? the surviving one will have to live with a dead head next to her
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>>742261911
If I remember correctly, they have 2 hearts but it's "shared".

So if one heart stops beating, the other does too.


If one of them dies (let's say a gunshot to the head, or old age) the other will die too lol.
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>>742261432
what would happen if one of them were to smoke weed?
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>>742261847
>binary heart system

This shit is pretty crazy
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>>742262021
Shared circulatory system, they'd both get high. Maybe it's take more weed to get the same effects, as there's two brains.
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>>742261735

yeah but it seems like the one on the left can't predict what the other say. that's fucking weird
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>>742262021
Or heroin
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>>742261677
Oh fuck no
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>>742262161
Yeah that's what I noticed.... The one on the right knows what the left will say and can predict and always finishes her sentence.... But the one on the left can't predict the right one. Crazy.
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What happens if they disagree about something? Say they wanted to go in different directions, do they share limb control or could one twin overrule the other?
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>>742261982

let's say old age then. the death wouldn't be immediate so...the surviving one would be looking at her dead sister, knowing her own death is just a matter of minutes/hours/days. and during this time, you carry half a corpse. the fucking nightmare
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>>742261432
Just imagine both of their faces wincing and moaning while their single butthole is getting fucked deep and fast. Then they each have to taste their own rectal mucus on cock, while the other one sucks my balls.
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>>742262215
There's no reason for this biologically, they have separate consciousness and brains. Any 'telepathy' is probably just psychological from spending so much time together, and might even be put on a bit for the camera I think. They can't share thoughts for the same reason you can't think with your arm, neurons alone cannot think.
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>>742261735
So they want a job as a teacher but accept 1 salary? Haha
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>>742262284
They'd put her in a coma or assist in her death I'm sure. It would be cruel to leave her like that.
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>>742261911
If one heart stops the other heart can't pump the blood fast enough to prevent pulmonary Edema
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>>742262302
I'd love to get a double blowie from them... Then tit fuck them and fuck thier single pussy and watch both thier faces moan in pleasure. I'd then creampie thier pussy and become a new dad for 2 mothers
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>>742262215

their entire life must be akward as hell. you can't help but having weird or retarded thoughts sometimes. does that mean one of them knows the other is thinking the same thing and is forced to deal with it ? jeebus christ
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>>742262226
One girl shares one half (hand and leg movements)... They other shares the other half. I'm pretty sure they both come to agreements on whatever they want. They even drive cars and ride bikes together
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I've always been amazed by these two. Wonder what they're like IRL? Like can you have a normal conversation with them or are they mentally messed up?

Dunno what's worse sharing the same body or two people stuck together at the head. Can't find pic am on phone, but remember two women with fused heads. Ones fairly healthy and normal size but the other is real small and has to be wheeled around.
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>>742262331

it would be a nice experience though. just sayin'
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>>742262428
Thanks for clarifying anon
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>>742261735

imagine the nightmare for the children.
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>>742262430
Bro many videos on them on YouTube... They are pretty normal lol. Not "retarded" in any way. They just look weird that's all

And wtf...
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Imagine if one dies and the corpse is just hanging off you like whoa.

I guess you have to kill yourself?

Shits fucked up yo.
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Do you think they masturbate? How the fuck does that go down?
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>>742262430

you can't be more fucked up than a girl growing up without her dad so...they should be ok i guess
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>>742261432
What if one eats McDonald's and pizza all day? Does one part become obese and the other is skinny?
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>>742262461
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>>742262621
Bro I'd one dies... Then the other dies too. Theyre hearts are interconnected
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>>742262640

maybe they're ok with incest in a way since...well, they touch each other's body. really makes you think
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do they both need airline tickets?
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>>742262554
Oh OK cool. I've only checked em out a few years ago and got freaked. Really triggered me. Never watched anything with them since.
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>>742262640
Idk but when they do, I'm pretty sure they make out with each other... It's like they fuck themselves while rubbing thier pussy
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you're all ignoring the worst part

only one of them controls the diaphragm so if one wants to talk the other one has to breath out for them
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>>742261432
Big question: What happens if one dies?
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>>742262382
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>>742262677

that would be fucking hilarious. also nice dubs
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>>742262723
They have thier own reality show now
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>>742262747
Read the thread man. Its been dealt with already
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>>742262700
Still pretty fucked up.
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>>742262747
If one dies, the other dies as well
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>>742262744
That sounds unnecessarily hot
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>>742262746
They have 4 lungs
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>>742262746

>how to troll your sister
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>>742262830
I'd love to see them make out with each other while they ride my cock
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>>742262744
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>>742262846
I said diaphragm not lungs you dumbfuck

Your lungs are not muscles. WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES THEM MOVE.
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>>742261432
What happens if one drinks alcohol? Do they both get drunk, or just 1?
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do they file taxes jointly or
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>>742262747

then you get cancer. seriously, can't you read the thread ?
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>>742262934
Gravity?
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>>742262803
Aw shit nigger. Definitely won't be watching that - don't want to sound like a cunt but that would give me nightmares. Won't be watching.

Kinda puts my problems into perspective. Couldn't imagine walking around with a shitty brother, everyone looking at us wherever we go. Having to put up with him burping in my face all the time. Or fighting over who has to hold my/his dick when we piss or who wipes our ass
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>>742262936
Shared circulatory system, they'd both get drunk but maybe it would take more than the average person
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>>742262936
what if one gets cut off by the bartender for being too drunk, can the other one keep going?
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>>742262975
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>>742261677
I think it would be great. One could suck your dick and the other would do the dirty talk.
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>>742261735
>looks like that
>wants to teach children
God I hope they dont teach at a middle or high school.
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>>742262934
A diaphragm is a form of birth control... Wtf u talking about
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>>742262975
wut

Not the anon you replied to, but a muscle bellow your ribs pulls your chest cavity open. This lowers the air pressure in your lungs and so air is pulled in through your mouth. The muscle then relaxes, the air pressure rises, and the air leaves your lungs in the same way.
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>>742263066
>how do I into google

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoracic_diaphragm
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>>742263057
Well this was a middle school interview... Imagine the nightmares the kids will have
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>>742262645
Explain please
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>>742261658
Since they have one vagina, they will feel both the same things. And if you manage to give them an orgasm, it's a double orgasm jackpot.
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>>742261847
There is no god. If there was, he'd have given this thing 2 vaginas.
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>>742261432
How come the mother didn't abort? If I saw x-rays of what's inside me and I saw that thing, I'd abort asap.
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>>742263120

man, have you ever dated a fatherless girl...? they're emotionnally so unstable it's a pain in the ass to stand them. always crying, screaming, making dumb shit or complaining like the bipolar mess they are
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>>742262960
They have separate drivers licenses, so.....probably separate tax returns
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Same thread every day for the past couple weeks... Are.. Are they here?
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>>742261432

You ever watched them speak and generally go about their day in that documentary series? They're in a situation that looks awkward as fuck to us but it's just normal life to them.

They say the same things at the same time with the same inflection, they can touch-type even though they have separate brains that control one arm each, all kinds of ridiculous shit. Going for a shit? Small beer when you can apparently telepathically drive a car together.

I have no idea what the hell goes on when (if?) they have sex, but I assume it's something completely fucking inconceivably weird in some way.

>>742262226

They never disagree about anything. Seriously, that documentary series about them is mind-blowing. They're two personalities that still act in complete tandem about absolutely every single thing.
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>>742263408
It can get even worse if they have a mother they are on bad footing with.
One of those inherited BDP type deals.
Sure you're dating the daughter, but you're dealing with both of them, as they wind each other up in insanity.
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>>742263408
Yeah Bro... I mean fatherless dudes tend to be more aggressive but they are still mentally sane.

Fatherless girls always have heaps of mental problems like depression and etc.... Never stick your dick in a fatherless girl. She will poke holes in your condoms... They are always crazy.
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>>742263527
BPD*
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>>742263465
What if one wants to be a Mudshark and the other is a White Nationalist?
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>>742261749
Sure it is, Brittany
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>>742263385

people are stupid and selfish, especially when they have faith in a god, which was probably the reason why she didn't abort and forced their children to live a life of nightmares.
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>>742263465
I would not like to be on the same road as these women driving.
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>>742263562
Look up serial killers who were negatively influenced by their mothers, guys growing up without a father can also go tits up.
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>>742263620
See Also: Edmund Kemper
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>>742263611

Jesus! Why not? They can see more, and they can't both be on the phone at the same time. Seem like the safest driver out there.
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>>742261683
But do their bodies share the nutrients?
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>>742263079
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>>742263611
I'd probably freak out and crash if I saw them in the vehicle next to me
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>>742264416
That's literally how you breathe anon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoracic_diaphragm
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>>742263571

Imagine, since you were old enough to sit up never mind think or walk, that there were actually two of you. Your whole life up until now, never apart, ever, always doing the same thing to the extent that you are effectively telepathic. Fucking weird, right? Not to them. They aren't going to disagree about fucking extremist politics. They don't even disagree over what to have for lunch.
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>>742264416
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoracic_diaphragm

>The diaphragm is the main muscle of respiration and functions in breathing. During inhalation, the diaphragm contracts and moves in the inferior direction, thus enlarging the volume of the thoracic cavity (the external intercostal muscles also participate in this enlargement). This reduces intra-thoracic pressure: In other words, enlarging the cavity creates suction that draws air into the lungs.
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>>742264498
>>742264553
It was a joke you nerds.
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Also, what's fucked up (in the context of what is obviously something that's already completely fucked up) is that Abigail is good at math and Brittany is good at writing. Which matches up with the right side of the brain controlling logic and the left side controlling creativity.
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>>742264812
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>>742264812
But what's the joke anon? You didn't do or say anything funny.
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>>742264537
That would be extremely interesting. Because "no human is the same" but these two have had the same simulations, the same feelings the same memory. Its like they can only be different to a point because of all the stuff they have in common. I've always thought about that, because I have 2 little brothers that are twins and I wondered if I they had came out the other way around if everything would still be the exact same just with names switched..
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What if one of them died?
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>>742264948
*stimulations *
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>>742264976
Fuck dude...
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What about after death? Say there is a heaven. Would they still spend eternity joined together or would they seperate, would they want to be apart?
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I think I killed one of these things before...

Pic related.
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>>742264976
The other is doomed to a miserable life dragging around the corpse of their twin sister and not reading threads before replying
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>>742264301
Yes. They obviously share a circulatory system.
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>>742265038
>What about after death?

/b/ro you're asking a question that ultimately boils down to speculation even for average people. Giving an answer for these twins is just as hard as giving an answer for you and me. 'I dunno lol' is about all you can expect from it.
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>>742265061
But what if one of them died?
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>>742262428
>One girl shares one half (hand and leg movements)
So which one sticks her finger up my ass to stimulate my prostate gland when they give a BJ?
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>>742265153
Good question anon. Adding to that, what if one of them died tho?
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>>742261432
You think they make out with each other?
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>>742265284
Do you think one of them died?
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>>742262700
Nah, other siamese twins have died a few days apart. One is dead and the other will get sepsis a few days later.
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That's gonna suck when one of them dies. Just gonna be attatched to a dead person
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can one sleep while the other controls the body tho
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>>742261432
I cannot really relate. Sister and I not only fuck but we share every lover. If any lover rejects our share, we reject our lover. Also, we do all hygene together and sleep in the same bed. I know that is not the same, but does that count as being close?
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Something just occured to me. Wouldn't it be sad if one of them died. I wonder what would happen?
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>>742261677
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God, I hope they do mainstream porn at some point.
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>>742261432
If you have sex with them does it count as a threesome? Because they only have 1 pussy
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>>742266001
The rotting flesh would poison the other one
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>>742266304
I think it does count as a threesome because they're legally two people.

What if they married two different people? How would the sex arrangements work out? Would the husbands alternate nights and weekends while the one they're not married to just like watch Netflix on a tablet while her sister is getting plowed? Oh, the dynamics of that relationship would be so confusing!
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>>742263465
Actually, they say that they do disagree about some things but of course not to an extent where they can't live within each other that would turn insane. It's mentioned one of the first documents about these girls.
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>>742266782
>Would the husbands alternate nights and weekends

The husbands would alternate holes... one gets the ass MWF.
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>>742264923
Sorry if you have a shit tier sense of humor.
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>>742262215
They are twins, my dude. Even twins who aren't conjoined tend to have this ability. It stems from spending so much time together as children and learning at the same rate. You pick up each other's habits and quirks.
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>>742263527
Yeah but if they are both crazy enough you might get to fuck both of them at the same time before they work together to murder you.
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>>742262302
Kek
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>>742264948
Keep in mind that having disagreements is probably extremely disruptive to their existence. Even disagreeing about something simple like where to walk, or where to look could cause some sort of painful disruption.

Basically due to their unique circumstance, they are forced to agree with each other to the point where I doubt they even think about it anymore.

In that way they probably have less intellectual freedom than anyone.
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>>742261432
Wait a fucking second I have a very important question:

What if one of the head wanna fap and is thinking about some weird fetish, and the other head is simply playing vidya gaem. What will happen if the first head use one of the hand to fap, the second one will be aroused too? Even if she's not having the same thoughts, she still share the same love hole so WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS HERE??
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>>742263066
I'll assume you were homeschooled and give you a pass on this.
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>>742268383
Thinking back on the mother of the chick I dated when I was in that situation.
The horror.
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What if you faggot really knew the truth?
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>>742263611
Any woman, really
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These conjoined twins have things far worse. They have to share one brain. They know what each other is thinking. And they know that both can't stand each other and want total control over the body.
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>>742261677

here's the original
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I'd fuck with my other head by squeezing my asshole tight when we're trying to take a shit, that kind of thing.
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>>742269020
Nigger you ruined my dreams
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>>742262934
sick GAINZ?
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>>742268945
There's no god. That kind of shit is the ultimate proof.
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>>742261683
>2 stomachs
>one asshole
So much pain
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>>742268945
BAHAHAHA
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>>742263117
they would be the kids favorite teacher. god help anyone who makes fun of them in earshot of their students.
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>>742265106
Then only one could eat for both
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>>742263527
that plus stripper is ENDGAME CRAZY BITCH.

my ex's sister is that plus molested and hates her stepfather with multiple mixed pickaninnies. its the perfect storm of crazy.
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>>742261432
It wouldn't be that weird if you'd dealt with it ever second of your life.
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>>742261432
>Imagine being attached to someone for the rest of your life.
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>>742266049
Dammit anon
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Hnngh
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>>742261432
Yeah? Think about never having to be alone again.
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>>742268945
>They have to share one brain.
Sauce. Who are they? Or more like, who is he? If there is only one brain it's just a guy with 2 faces not 2 different people.
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