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U man hoomin boi?

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U man hoomin boi?
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Hey it's a gator. I ain't about to lose my life to a god damn fossil. Go ahead, have her. I don't know her but her husband might.
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>>742252393
fuckin swamp-coal burner
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Hoomin girls crave gator cock.
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>>742252664
U want yo wife to give birth to raptilian babies?
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We take yo cars aswell!
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Tfw I could actually post gator porn. Like an actual webm.
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See how wimen crave BGC??
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>>742253382
Do it!
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I dunno. Might make the gator boys jealous.
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holy shit this thread
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>>742252393
Yes, I am a man-human-boy.

Fucking retardigators and cuckodiles...
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>>742253939
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>>742254067
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>>742254063
>cuckodiles
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>>742254136
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>>742254201
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>>742254273
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>>742254283
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Gators have superior penises. A god gator male can make a hoomin wimen climax in 0.5 seconds.
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white boi cant compete with Alphagators
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>>742254344
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>>742252393

Just look at how happy that swamp-nigger looks

Stop stealing our women!
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>>742253411
that nigger is dead theres blood in it's mouth
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Hey yous lousy gators's. Quits stealing our damn white wimins!!
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>>742253382
PLEASE
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>>742252393
>>>soc is over there you alfaggotor
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Take all the scaleburners! We don't want them sloots anyhow!
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White bois put us in zoo, we put our BGC in ur women!
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>>742253382
>>742254769
there is... one in particular, is there not?
the guy is literally fucking the gator?
fucking the gator right in the pussy?
colonizing the ugly-ass nigator?
i swear it's out there somewheres
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Cuckodile loli deploying!
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>>742254063

>retardigators

8/10

>cuckodiles

mfw
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>>742254909
MODS!
MODS!
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-v-
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>>742255071
You fucking wretch.
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>>742254909
>cuckodile loli
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>>742255221
>tied and blindfolded
fucking kek
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YISS HUMMIN GIRL!! YISSSSS!!!
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We wuz kungz!
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>>742252393
That face looks like a mixture of a doge, a seal and a crocodile.
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Egiptians were gators. Piramids were build by our scale magic. White boi lies!
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>>742255378

>Meth Argonian/10
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Hoomin bois are evolution, we gators are Godmade!
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Every hoomin girl wants a gift of nature, a gator baby.
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Breeding will commence. Your puny genes will die.
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You will be educated to raise our children like the cucks you were made to be.
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And you're just next on the list hoomins
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Here we go. Tfw your own species betrays you for human dick.
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>>742256022
THERE IT IS
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Should probably delete that so I don't get banned.
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>>742256022

But muh BGC...
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>>742256022
is he fucking an alligator
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>>742256324
Well, it ain't a stegosaurus.
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That indeed. An alligator. You puny gators can never match to humans. You steal from us, we will steal far more from you.
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>>742256297
fucking crocodile tears jesus christ this has got to be the thread of the day
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>>742256022

MOAR
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>>742256022
is it alive?
did he tie it up to be a sex slave?
do they role play?
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>>742252393
Nice
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>>742256634

Sadly can't find more. Will look though.
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>>742253382
ANON DELIVER I AM VERY CURIOUS
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>>742256651
>do they role play
this thread is killing me
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>>742256651
Fuck off, amphibicuck!
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>>742254393
This is disgusting. It looks like a used condom
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>>742255378
Sobek is underrated
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>>742256651

Not sure, you think she calls him Steve?
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>>742256022
What orifice is that? Is that a gator vagina? It has a floppy appendage that looks like possibly a gator dick though, so is that an asshole? If vagina what is floppy thing?
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Cuckodile gets cucked.
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Bringing in the commitment you never could.
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>>742256651
>pet Alligator comes into your room
>"hey bro, sucks that your girlfriend broke up with you...maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight"
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>>742256962

Looks like.. Dunno. It's a vagina. Do alligators have clitoris? They do.
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>>742257043

>"You know what? Fuck it. I'm feeling swamped with work."

>"don't say shit like that. Won't get you laid quicker."
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>>742257008
look at her. just look at that evil smug face. you know right away she's a gold digging whore. poor Nacho is gonna lose all his tacos to her.
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>>742257175

Damn. He will wake up one day, everything will be gone.
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>>742256962
>look, this guy is fucking an alligator
>NICE
>wait is that a male one?
>UGH DISGUSTING FAGGOT
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Get cucked hooman
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>>742257313
honestly I wouldn't even be mad. letting our women breed with gators to create a new reptiloid masterrace doesn't sound all that bad.
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Soft flesh can't compete
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>>742257313

You were saying? I can't hear you over a pleased one.
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They'd rather luck a scaled BGC!
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>>742257466
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CROCKED
R
O
C
K
E
D
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>>742257512

>Makes comment on scaled BCG
>Very Tiny Reptile in plain view.
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>>742257477
there is a bullet hole in that gators head.
honestly i'd rape then kill that dumb bitch
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>>742257658

The gators may have this one.
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The faces of a beautiful couple.
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>>742257477
>>742257625
what kind of savage shoots a gator? it is known that the only right way to ever kill one is to wrestle and choke it out.
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>>742257932

Because we humans don't give a fuck if we are stealing your women.
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>>742257601
You think size matters in death roll sex?

kek
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>>742257083
Massive gator clitoris
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BGC
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>>742257299
Honestly just very curious as to what the fuck I'm watched. Apparently was massive gator clit
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>>742257993

It does my friend. It is one thing if you have a big penis. You can keep the girl on your dick. But if you tiny gator.. Good luck Leatherhead.
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Gators are cucks to be fucked
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>>742258038
S I D E S
I
D
E
S
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>>742258038
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>>742258038
Obvious Shoop.

Real BGC is ghostly white and spring loaded:

https://youtu.be/3ED_exG3qLk
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>>742256022
>it gets a boner
hot
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>>742256962
It's a male cloaca, he's fucking the asshole
>>742254393
you can see the head is the same
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>>742256022
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>>742258301

I was wrong then. Okay.
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You're wading through the swamp and this guy tail slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do now hoomin?
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>>742258499
Steal his bitch
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How can you compeet when ur wimmin is drooling on this?
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>>742258499
tell him to stop slapping himself.
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>>742256022
WTF!!
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>>742256022
A hole is a joke
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>>742258656
That.. Looks painful.
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>>742258656
>>742258643
>>742258499
GTFO cuckodiles and puny gatorbois it's all about Big Caiman Cock bithches like that thicc caiman ween
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>>742258794
Boy the fuck outta here. The big boys are talking.
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>>742258726
This is my new wallpaper
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>>742258643
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>>742258905
it's not about size it's how you use it stay mad troglodyte fatass crocboi
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>>742259013
FeelsBadCroc
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>>742259067
I am honestly laughing at the picture. Like.. Holy fuck. The black guy stands out way too much.
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>>742259185
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She told you she was going to the beach with friends.

She's here yanking on my tail for the scaledick she truly craves.
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While you're at home playing games like a loser, she's getting slippery in the swamp on my BGC.
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>>742259332
And so did yours.
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You can keep her. When they go gator whites will hate her
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>>742252393
Why don't more people support gator race-mixing to create a gator master race?

Gators population is on the rise. Soon, hoomans will be the minority.

Be a good little husband and let your wife get impregnated by gator cock!.
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>>742259517
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>>742259524

>Pocho was an American crocodile who became world famous for HIS relationship with Gilberto "Chito" Shedden, a local area fisherman.

MFW trying to bait me with interspecies faggotry.
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>>742259524
Croconigga cucked by an Abonigga
The Niggas are Cucking Niggas
Yes. The Cuck meme is going for circle.
Soon the CrocoNigs and the Abonigs will cuck eachother from the face of the planet.
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>>742259664

One should not have to force their wives into something awful. Human Supremecy.
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u go for a sonogram with your waifu an d see this (it's a caiman)... wat do cuckboi?
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>>742259913
Simple. Aboriton.
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>127 posts
>29 posters
I am fucking amazed by this level of samefagging
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>>742260022
Honestly. Surprised mods are letting this happen.
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>>742256889
Underrated.
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>>742260068
Underrated? Damn.
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>>742260022
god forbid fucking hilarious OC is made in a thread with a bad ration in the middle of the night on a weeknight, faggot. Did you get cucked by a croc?
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>>742252393
I'd love to watch my wove get fucked by a big green gator cock
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>>742260022
aren't many gators with internet connections out there.
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>>742260129
gator cocks are white though.
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>>742260185
As a human I demand there be some sort of stop to this. They do not deserve the same rights as we humans.
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>>742260248
What are you? A human supremacist?
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>>742260329
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I'm dyin with this thread
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>>742259664
I guess we know whos just an alligator on a computer now
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there's no stopping it. once she goes gator you won't see her later.
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>>742260248
Humans gave Hitler.

What'd Crocs give? Steve Irwin? Pocho?
Dundee?

It's our turn. Deal with it, scalecuck.
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>>742260575
Crocodiles also give a nice new pair of boots.
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>>742260185
My sides
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>>742259664
>>742260575
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>>742252393
Nope.
I am jelly.
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>>742260648
The sad truth is that PeTA does more harm than good.
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>>742260693
>/pol/ will never be the same
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>>742252393
If the photo was real, the bitch is fucking crazy. The croc can easily snap her head off in just a few simple twists.
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>>742256430
you don't know that
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Even PETA bitches know how to please a Big Gator Cock
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>>742260708
only if you believe it's better to live a life of suffering than to die.
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>>742260751
Or snap his head off in her snatched with 2 simple thrusts
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this is the reason i love /b/ xD been here since January 2017
>>>inb4 newfag
fuck ur mom
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hey guys, I'm a pro-human croc trying to make human friends but whatever I do they seem to hate me.

just recently I saw a guy struggling and tried to give him a hand but he started screaming and ran away. how can I make more human friends?
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>>742254845
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>>742260986
you see guys? not all crocodiles are bad
#CrocfugeesWelcome
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>>742257477

Croc Lives Matter
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>>742260774
Wow really gatorface? That's fucked up man
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>>742252393
I didn't know gators went after whales.
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>>742252721
Do reptiles have penises anyway?
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>>742260708
depends on your perspective. Even if they are capturing/seizing pets and euthanizing them they're doing a service to the environment in more than one way.
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>>742261811
two of them
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>>742259664
how about you letting your wife getting impregnated by human cock?
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