Oldfags. Before computers, what did you fap to?

>>742222192
Before my computer, what you posted is what I would try to watch on my TV late at night. I didn't even know how to jerk off so I watched it naked. :S

>>742222192
vhs, magazines

Your Mom's asshole.

yup that looks about right

Tv night show, megazines

>>742222192
Sears catalog underwear section.

we fucked

Magazines were what you wanted. A good porno movie was the best. Other than that skinamax.

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>>742222402

Disney Princess movies on VHS
There's usually at least one raunchy scene in all the old ones

We had this thread yesterday.

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>>742222192
Almost every Morning

Looking at naked women was dangerous back then. You could get scratched up in the bushes or fall out of a tree.

>>742222192
Skinemax, porno mags that you lifted off of alcoholic uncle.

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>>742222733

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>>742222192

Whatever was available. MTV and VH1 usually had some decent videos.

We got CBC, the Canadian channel here in Michigan. If you were lucky, there'd be a movie with a nude scene in it that night after the news.

Shoplifted porn mags and lingerie catalogs. Lost my virginity at 16 and largely quit fapping

>>742222222

With mind

>>742223396
Sure you did boy, I bet you are still a fucking fat virgin so why lie? lol you don't impress anybody fucking loser

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>>742223396
>largely quit fapping
Defo virgin.

You have to remember all the hot stuff of your day in a spank bank. You take it out on yourself at a later time.

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>>742223396
I used to fap more after I got laid. Thinking about it...

>>742224479
So much Yes!

>>742222532
Severely underrated

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>>742222733

>I monitor every thread on /b/ daily

why haven't you killed yourself yet, anon?

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national geographic... couldn't wait for the africaners with them low hanging fruit,!

the howard stern show

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Gayfag is gay. This was on almost every Saturday morning.

>>742222192

legs on tv

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>>742222743
I used to edge myself to 20 minute workout and blow my load to Joanie.

>>742224688
I felt so gyped she used a body double in Dressed to Kill.

National Geographic was my first wank mag.

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>>742224688

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>>742224878

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>>742222891
He's right though>>742222891

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>>742224877

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>>742223396
I guess every boy imagines life like that before fucking for the first time
I'm too old to remember how it was but I'm sure I was dreaming to the day I won't feel the need to fap
aaaah, being young, horny, stupid and virgin!

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USA UP! All Night

>>742224965
Yesss...

>>742222502
I did this. More than once.

I knew it was sad even as I was doing it but dammit my little boner needed some attention and that was the closest I could get to arousing pics. Imagine women in the 1950's in weird looking bras and huge granny panties.

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"Hi, Brad..."

>>742225150
Absolutely.

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Once you were 18, you could go to bookstores. Tons of porn. I got lame compilations, as I was a broke bastard. This is Joey Stefano. I fell in love with him. Once the net came about, I learned he was dead. My heart aches to today. First Jim Morrison, and now Joey.

>>742222192
I had a VHS of I think Halloween 2. There is one scene that shows a nurse's tits, and I fapped to that quite a lot. She gets drowned/burned in hot water right after that, so it might have messed me up somehow.

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>>742225150
mah nig

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Pic: No Relation.

>>742222192
Honestly ~95% is imagination/memory for me. I almost never even look up porn.

>>742225489
+1, that was huge.

>>742225256
Obviously...

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After coming home from Rocky Horror, I always had to blow a load. What you seen on screen, is reenacted by the cast. Our Columbia was not shy, and was method. .

>>742225256
Like Pavlov's dog, my cock gets hard as soon as I hear this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6_A-4ETTk4

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I'm 34
Victoria secret catalogs, tribal girls in Nat Geo, old 60 pinup porn I found in my grandfathers attic, my imagination.

>>742225889
Pavlov's dog was a faggot, and so are you

>>742226040
I still do. Genius adaptation of the comic.

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>>742226133

>>742225356
He's got a little dick

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>>742222192
This

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>>742226501

>>742226572
the look of fear in Jon Stewart's eyes when a 15yr old Chridtina Ricci started undoing her pants...

espn2 morning fitness shows

I'm gay. I went to an all boy boarding school. It was so hard...

>>742222192
National Geographic
Sears and Pennys underwear sections
Playboy

Sears, JC Penny, Victoria's secret (gold mine), exercise shows with women thrusting, occasional newspaper lingerie add featuring bosoms, a few water-logged pages of Playboy left by hobos near the traintracks, saw my first vag that way. Was hairy, blew loads.

>>742223828
Bo Derek! Dumb but cat-like.

My mother's best friend, Nancy.

Less sick shit.
Like naked girls in a car magazine

>>742224877
She came into my bar once. Nice!

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I never date girls who say bitchin'

>>742227220
That guy had great tits

>>742222192
Montgomery Ward lingerie catalog...

Yeah, I'm old af

>>742227220
Back in the day, the term was "bitchen". No dropped 'g' nor nothin'.

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>>742222192
Cooking Shows.
I remember wanking every day when I got home from school. (late 90's) There was a show on Food Channel called "Chef Du Jour". Usually had some broad cooking. The first time I actually ejaculated. Some blonde culinary cum dumpster. Thx lady
>Magazines
So we used to parooze the dumpsters behind Tower Records. Once a month they would throw away last months mags. fucking diamond mine I tell ya.
>Imagination
I would think about a few chicks from each period of class. And go to town. Now if I tried to use my mind to get hard, I'd die a soft spaghetti dick'd man.

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pic related

just, like, for an example

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I was not normal.

>>742227476
Conan?

>>742227039
That is Ursula Andress.

>>742222192

with the clothing catalog of the stores

>>742227220
Awesome scene.

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>>742226426
bigger than mine

>>742227565
THE DESTROYER.

>>742227473
>Cooking Shows
Oh, right! Julia Child. Graham Kerr. Raymond Oliver.

>>742227714
Ah, yes it is! Honey. Also dumb and cat-like.

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This guy was in everything that I used to be able to smuggle home

>>742225598
>>742227476
God yes. I'd do either one to this day.

>>742226133
Not getting a boner thinking of a hot chick. Look in the mirror before calling someone else a faggot, queen.

>>742227921
2 hot tamales
chef du jour
daisy cooks.
>the shit years before Sandra,GIada,and Rachel

>>742226073
Guilty

>>742227714
It's interest that John Derek's wives all looked very similar: Ursula Andress, Linda Evans, and then Bo Derek.

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>>742222222

>>742228443
Interesting but at the same time extremely dull.

Doc Hollywood on VHS - girl coming out of the water boobs scene; yeah, it was slim pickins' back in the day.

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>>742227714
>>742226704
John Derek had a type.

>>742222192
Early in the morning they would give girls gone wild ads, like aroudn 6 am or something, that, if not I would use the avon lingere section or the jc penney/ sears catalog.

>>742228811
++

>>742222192
We watched porn on physical media like the cavemen we were.

pile of playboys hidden under corner of carpet, with stereo speaker stacked on top to hide.

Playboy Special Editions and
BBS porn.

I even had a phone cradle modem at one point.

>>742227220
Where do you get off having tits!?

Mothafuckin Kiana's Flex Appeal.

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>>742222192
I had to use my imagination, like some kind if God damn savage.

>>742228957
>BBS porn.
fucking rofl. good stuff. and early usenet....

>>742229024

rekt

>>742226426
he was a bottom

Hard to believe I fapped to scrambled porn. Fuck was I doing.

>>742229024
Ohhhhh, shiiiuuut. I used to wake up early to fap to her.

When she went nude my penis had scabs.

>>742222192
>highschool yearbook from the previous year
>poster on wall of supermodel
>Polaroids I found at some dudes house I was cleaning after she moved out
>memory of tit I saw once time

>>742222192
before computers, we had sex.
I still have sex. Tell your mom I said hi, you little faggot

>>742222192
>I faped to my mom
>when she found out she asked me if i wanted sex
>lost my virginity to my mom
>no regerts

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>>742225256

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>>742229270

>>742224688
Who's this plastic face?

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>>742229126
I remember thinking I was some kind of Matthew Broderick hacker n'shit.

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>>742227476
Did Wilt Chamberlain tap either of them? Shooting in Europe would've made the both fair game. Psyched when I found out she did a nude scene.

>>742222192
My moms worn underwear, catalogs of women's & girl's clothing their underwear section, old porn mags my parents tried to hide. One of my father's employees (he used to run a big hotel, with live-in rooms for employees) was a chubby, she let me watch on her TV when I was a young teen. I found her crusty panty she slept in at nights, loved the lick it clean,, sniff it and cum in it.
Walking the dog and peeping at late evenings into classmates/neighbour girls rooms/windows, rubbing one out

>>742222733
I'm sorry someone interrupted your regularly scheduled sissy thread.

>>742222192

Sears magazines,victorias secret catalogs,chicks walking with the street with a pair of binoculars...am i leaving anything out?

>>742229431
you basically were lol. I used dial in modems but never did BBS - but got in a bit of scriptkiddy stuff - The first time I downloaded and concatenated 5 files to make a nude girl on my computer - I felt like I had hacked the fucking gibson. Porn that was FREE! on some fucking public server!

And then finding like groups with hidden folders on corporate FTP sites - I felt pretty fucking cool. I wasn't though. and I sucked at programming.

>>742225049
I recognize this, but cannot recall it

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>>742226426
He was a bottom. Term power bottom comes from him. He loved it, and was vocal, not just a dead fish.

He was above average in cock. To me, he was perfect.

>>742229678
Dude. You are me.

1977 here

>>742229696
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/77855f122b/the-fuck-was-happening-with-small-wonder

>>742225884
>and was method
she looks like she needs a method of keeping both her eyes pointing the same direction.

>>742224878

I sware i thought that was a fucking lesbian porn!

>>742229696
Small Wonder. She is a robot, so you can do anything and it's legal.

>>742229696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2mq3gs_3Y

>>742229819
yeah 74 lol

>>742229924
I gotta ask, how high is Alice In Chains in your top 10?

>>742229837
I never noticed her eyes. I am largely talking about the Columbia in front of the screen pantomiming the Columbia on the screen. Learn 2 Rocky horror.

Scrambled softcore cable and Sears catelogs

>>742229825
>>742229904
>>742229908
thanks, /b/

When I was a kid, I found a book that was about sex on my parents' bookshelf. There was one story in particular of a woman purchasing leather pants with a slit in them so her pussy could peek out if she opened her legs as well as a story about women seducing men. I liked it as a kid. A LOT. When I got older, I would start blowing loads to it.

When I got older, I found out my great grandmother had given it to my mother as a wedding present. The funny thing was that my mom received it highlighted. So my great grandmother (probably 60+ at the time) went through a sex book and highlighted sections and then gave it to her granddaughter.

>>742230013
haha, not - I was more Janes Addiction / GunsNRoses/ The Smiths.. and later indie rock shoe gaze stuff - never really got into the grunge thing. When grunge was hitting, I was moving into techno and raves and shit. You where I heard a ton of it? Fucking rehab. Holy fuck rehab in the 90s was like... non stop grunge.

>>742222502
Ditto

>>742225489
What movie?

>>742230510
S.O.B.

>>742226073
Princess of penis popping

>>742229819
oh and I tried to be all hacker in school, and grabbed an unencrypted NFS password file, and all kinds of shit rained down on me. worst part was - most fucking teachers didn't even use the email - because it was so new, so it was just account after account of empty mail file, or filled with school spam.

>>742230316
Ha you whacked off to your grandma.

>>742230316
welp I know what I'm jerking to tonight

>>742222192
You and your tight little kid ass

>>742229431
If your parents had a computer in the 80s, congratulations they were doing very well.

Jerked it to a torn out page from a Playboy that got passed around between a few friends in like 6th grade lol. Simpler times.

Oh also, I used to rap with no porn, and would just wrap a banana peel around my dick and jerk with that. I'm a grown man now and the banana peel trick is still god tier compared to any other method I've used, try it sometime.

>>742222192
Sears catalog

>>742230779
not that guy, but they were getting pretty common late 80s, and anyone with university access could get time on one.

>>742230895
did that once, put masking tape to keep it together. then tried to flush it later and it got stuck and like my dad had to unplug the toilet, and we never spoke of it. not even once.

>>742229196
>>742230125
never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95vocauVoWM

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>>742230316
I also had received this from my other great-grandmother. Thankfully she didn't read it. There were parts where the main character has sex or something. Describes it as a merry-go-round. And very slutty French sisters.

It's probably where my appreciation for erotica comes from.

>>742230730
Uncle Chucky?

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>>742222192

>>742230779
I had a Sinclair 100, a VIC-20, a C-64, an Amiga, and several 286/386 machines, all in the 80s. Not that expensive.

>>742231043
oh shit my grandma had this book <----

there is like one sex scene in there.

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>>742231157
oops meant this book

>>742230998
Monica

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I still do

>>742231043
She wrote that flowers in the attic thing two with all the incest I read all six books.

>>742224536
More in the spank bank

>>742227476
What's this?

>>742231127
It sounds like you're in Europe? You were years ahead of US

>>742222192
Penthouse and hustler

>>742231236
Sounds right. I just remember bits and pieces. There was something fucked up with the uncle wanting someone to dress up as a little girl or something.

>>742230390
Well, heroin was the charge back then. Just had to ask, me /b/rethren

Glad you made it out. Sorry about you liking the smiths. Gaybro?

>>742227527
pink flamingo's?

>>742222192
haha that. scrambled porn

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11 or 12 - spend summers with my mom ( this is in 80s ). She had all kinds of sex books everywhere. so basically this book was the goddamn end of the rainbow.

>>742231454
My mom had a copy.

>>742231520
Happy Hooker!

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this scene, on VHS, paused

>>742231632
Oh yeah... Xaviera Hollander.

>>742231438
yeah, was in for heroin. Ha fuck you though the smiths were awesome. was my early emo/goth days. smiths / bauhaus / love and rockets all that shit. ->punk ->techno->hip hop... and that was it I guess. is there new music since then? I'm not counting dubstep.

>>742231685
no pain. no pain.

>>742227476
>>742228811
Commence the face fucking...
ENGAGE

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuPOVc-xI6U

>>742230779
Be the anon you responded to.
>grew up richfag
>not good at the football
>mom recognizes this
>buys me a Commador 64
>286 AT 4 years later
It created a career for me, so I congrat my mom for her vision.

I fapped to a copy of Showgirls movie more times than I know. Also to Playboy magazines I founds in my grandpa's garage.

This was just a few short months befor my parents got home internet. I would have like a blank vhs and i would record Comedy Central late at night hopeing to catch girls gone wild adds and just fap to it.

>>742231741
Give Pendulum a spin. They spur my 90's metal and EDM.

Good to see a fellow 90'sfag here again.

>>742229464
Vicki, tvs first sex robot

>>742232078
Kek

Almost forgot this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSH8YUO1jP0

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>>742222192
Came home from school and went right to PBS to watch French in Action as I couldn't miss Mireille on my TV screen. Always seemed to be braless and I don't know if it was my overactive mind and wishful thinking, but I'm pretty sure there was some seethru nip action at times.

>>742222192
This, vhs, magazine, memory.

>>742222192
My Dad found a way of getting through this, you too watch porn late night when everyone was asleep, parents didn't realize that I could watch it in my room

>>742232011
nice, just loaded them up in youtube. Interesting mix of stuff. Sorta reminds me of lords of acid the techno/metal just in how they are mixing stuff up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5e4aY-_72g
Yeah good to see you too!

Oh I guess I do like some of the vaporwave/synth shit, but that seems like cheating or something lol.

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>>742222192
My local video store had an anime section and I would get my mom to unknowingly rent hentai movies for me.

>>742232848
I hear you. My buddy refuses to use anything without a glass tube.

>>742222502
Nah nigga.

>>742233168
aight I'm out thanks for chat

>>742233265
What sci-fi is this?

>>742233373
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

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>>742233265
Let's revive the 80's nerd debate a la Ginger vs. Maryann.

>>742233479
I don't recommend it unless it's 1980 and you need to jerk off.

>>742233479
I admit, I put this show on, and some vintage porn, and play abba at max volume, and spew like a volcano

that era was pure sex

>>742233694
I was always for Maryann. Ginger was too much.

>>742233917
Ginger you fuck. Maryanne you marry.

>>742234292
Yes. I'm a hopeless romantic.

>>742233917
Agreed with Maryann. In regard to Buck Rogers, Wilma seemed so uptight. Ardala seemed like she was up for anything and I wish that I could indulge her.

>>742234395
I barely remember the show. I just remember that Erin Gray was hot.

>>742234395
I used the fap to Dr. Theophilus all the time

>>742234316
It took for some maturity and puberty to kick in, but I finally realized why my dad liked watching that when he could care less about the SuperFriends.

>>742234517
On Silverspoon she was a brunette and he still look good

>>742234591
She still looks good now.

I used to steal adult comics when my parents would take me with them to the beaner version of a butcher. Would also have my dad's old vhs tapes and learned about nina heartly at a young age, then would seek into parents room when they went out and watched the playboy channel and fapped up a storm.

>>742234535
Not picking Twiki. You know Dr. Huer had him programmed as a pleasurebot.

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>>742224965

>>742233694
Mary Ann

>>742222192
we twisted the daily newspaper into a roll and shoved it up our ass

>>742224965
What's this

>>742234762
Had Jungle Fever for Lisa. I wanted to see how white our baby would be. Like would it be Mariah Carey, Blake Griffin or Rashida Jones level.

me and my 3 friends all shared one porn magazine we kept hidden in our tree fort in the local park when we were 12. i also used to have a friend who would trace pictures of naked women and sell them to other kids for a couple bucks.

i also used to jack off to music videos on mtv, year book pictures, underwear catalogues

i remember on my cousins 15th birthday party his friend brought his dads porn collection in vhs and we hooked up a little tv with extension cords and ran it out in to a tent in the backyard. so we all watched porn for the first time and beat off for hours inthe same little tent together.

>>742235140
Read the file name.

>>742234882
this gif is really well done