here we go again

>>742216938
what in tarnation
are you lost

asdfghjkl

>>742217236
ikr

>>742217306
WWWHEEEEEEEE

>>742217336
WWWWHHIIOOO

>>742217456
FUCK DA POLIIIICE

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Howdy bois

>>742217540
should I call you anonymous or image.jpg

>>742217528
SOMETHING SOMETHING GROUND

>>742217540
Ey

>>742217528
wait no
I pay for those

>>742217702
FUCK DA BOOTY
waitwat
>>742217705
Oh... ok

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>>742217650
Image.jpg seems to suite my personality better

>>742217873
bolls

>>742217824
it's ok
just slightly hurt

>>742217830
ok
..on what basis

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I feel like no one would recognise me if I put my ns back on

>>742218167
Maybe one of us would

>>742218167
Auren?

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>>742218037
Its boring and somewhat autistic

>>742218376
What were we talking about again

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>>742218310
At the same time I still don't feel fond of being recognised

>>742218376
Nah

>>742218401
Spare me the details

>>742218659
>oh no im trapped in this very unfortunate pose just by my arms *lifts tail*

>>742218657
Yeah, its a shitty joke and and except full responsibility.

>>742218770
I am prepared

I get walked all over because I let people walk all over me.

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>>742218833
That got you sex at least.

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>>742218761
Tokifuji really knows how to make my pants tighter

>>742218907
low effort bait

>>742218951
what kinda witchcraft is that
or does he wash your clothes too warm

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>>742218953
I get little pleasure from masturbaiting.

>>742218833
These boots were made for walking
One day these boots are gonna walk all over you

>>742218907
It's not worth it anymore Nibi

I know you don't believe this but eventually sex becomes meaningless and boring and you're left being more alone and lifeless than you ever were when you were a virgin. Of course the main people that walk all over me don't have anything to do with sex anyway.

>>742219093
you'll get even less from sex then

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>>742219014
He uses black magic to redirect blood flow in my body to a specific area, and its just fantastic

>>742218480
Butts!
>>742218622
My faggot sense has failed me.

>>742219108
So that's why you're such a cunt: you're such a fat, disgusting piece shit with a microdick that your sexual frustration causes you to take out your own self-loathing on others. Huh.

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>>742219108
>but eventually sex becomes meaningless
and people say im entitled. Jesus fuck get over yourself, you got sex. there isnt anything else you need. You can do anything in life you want now because you overcame the first trial.

>>742219137
You get more from sex you entitled cuck.

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>>742219201
I think I and the person you thought I was both share the faggot trait
it's not your fault

>>742219278
oh yes because my self-loathing is why you STILL lie about posting your dick on 4chan, right

>>742219201
Ohright, BUTTS!!!!!
Wait, how have you had time to post so much while at work? :p Haven't you gone yet?

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>>742219108
Exact opposite happens to sex addicts like me, wish sex meant less

>>742219179
woah, that sounds cool

>>742219363
What? What have I lied about?

>>742219371
you mean you need more to satisfy yourself
doesn't that mean it means less and you need more to have the same satisfaction you once had

>>742219422
look you've said what you wanted to say just get it off your chest and have a blast kick me all you want I'm down in the dirt and I don't care any more

>>742219324
>You get more from sex you entitled cuck.
What makes you think so
No hole in any human can match your kung fu death grip when you masturbate

>>742219624
shhhh don't kill the children's dreams

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benis

>>742219688
Oh ok
Sry

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>>742219624
If I dared say something like that id get instant backlash and called a virgin.
You've probably never got sex.

>>742219624
That, my friend, is absolutely not true

>>742219502
i guess, whatever way you want to put it I wish It was different. I act immediately on inpulse and its ruined every relationship ive had. Its not exactly a "woah is me" its kinda just who I am.

>>742219367
My boss is off site so I'm being a naughty boy.

>>742219503
Good. I don't care for hurting people.
So, what's got you down? What is actually going on?

>>742219804
I have had sex with multiple people and it was as disappointing each time
At least it felt better to actually spend time with that person afterwards

>>742219882
I'd like to see your backing to that claim

>>742219996
Bad Kiwi, very bad ;p

>>742219965
aw *hug*
don't worry, your libido will die out once you get older

>>742220019
Do you just date like...anyone?

you said it yourself I have a micro penis I should kill myself but I'm too scared

that gets me down

>>742220149
ARREST HIM

>>742220019
My first time having oral was fucking breathtaking, it was actually more than I expected it to be. Maybe I'm just shit at masturbating, but it was amazing.

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https://youtu.be/meiU6TxysCg?t=1m20s

Everyone who ever got grapes:
>"lol, why he so mad"
>"lol hes acting crazy, so entitled"
>"grapes arent that great, what's he worried about"

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>>742220151
Thanks dude ^_^

>>742220167
I know what that made it seem like but this was over the past 4 years
Love hits hard at first and then it just kinda fades away into null

>>742220206
Maybe I just had high expectations
Brainwashed by furry porn

>>742220149
It's not that bad. Most of my jobs today I can do one handed without looking so I can work and post at the same time.

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>>742220019
Okay, why am I not allowed to have it then?
Go eat shit with your "I got mine, fuck everyone else" mentality.

>>742220577
Most of your jobs? Like FAPPING? ;pppppp

>>742220206
Its like this, make yourself sandwich everyday and eat it. Its not an amazing sandwich but it aint bad. Now go to a 5 star restaurant and ask for a sandwich, gonna be way better than your shitty sandwich. Now replace that sandwich with your beautiful penis and the chef with a kind strangers mouth

>>742220581
No you got it wrong
I'm trying to tell you it's not what you think it's going to be, I can tell because I'm experienced in the matter

>>742217349
Shieeet this is hot

>>742220178
So what? If you want me to be entirely honest, I'm 7" on a good day, so I lie about it all the time. It doesn't matter if your dick is 1" or 10", you can't change it and you wouldn't be happy even if it was 10" because you're too caught up on dick size. Hell, I am too. I'm so desperate and lonely at this point that I exaggerate and show off, but I'm still not happy. Focusing on physical things like that is pointless because you can't change it.

>>742220641
No, I'm an escort.

>>742218167
How else will I know if I have your butt or not?

>>742220685
Strange analogy but alright
Not everyone is gonna like that chef's recipe

>>742220823
Whatchu escorting?

>>742220857
Hmm, come over

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>>742220720
You already had that experience so I dont deserve it. People wonder why im bitter.

>>742220891
Rich, lonely men.

>>742220874
So you find a new chef with a better recipe and plumper lips

>>742220947
It's going to be a shitty experience for you
And I'm not telling you what you can and can't do
I don't care, I just wanted to let you know so you can consider that it's not worth the trouble

>>742221012
Can't they find the way?

>>742221055
Personally I hated getting bj's, I just ended up pushing them away, god that makes me so upset

>>742220813
Well there's one thing I can change. I'm sorry for harassing you and there was no need to make you the target of my disassociated anger. I will not bring it up again.

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>>742221078
Then nothing is worth the trouble and me sitting here my whole life is justified.

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olads
Im gonna go now
I was almost half this thread so far, so don't wonder why you won't get replies for some stuff
cya

>>742221097
Some men need a helping hand to get to pleasure town.

>>742221168
It does feel really awkward at first, the first time I got blown I was uncomfortable I told her to stop so I could make a phone call. Was not smooth

>>742221395
Wait a moment what kind of job are we talking about here

>>742221362
Later babe

>>742221439
it was still uncomfortable after the 20th time
it almost hurts

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>>742219161
More like this. Bottom rimming top before getting fucked.

>>742221523
Hurts? Whos blowing you, a lizard? Well do you like giving dudes head? I find that more enjoyable than gettting it

>>742221519
The kind that I have to call escort to avoid legal trouble.

>>742221697
O... ok

>>742220939
Hun, is that you?

>>742221697
Otherwise known as an angel

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>>742221207
It's fine, dude. Talk about it as much as it makes you feel better because that's what matters to me. Feel free to email me if you ever want to talk in private and outside of these threads. And cheer up a bit, please?

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Forgot to post pictures :P

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Therapy/porn thread

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>>742222088
I'm always down to help people in need. It's just what I do.

>>742221802
You want a ride to pleasure town? Only $30 an hour.

>>742222155
I can get down with that, usually a very interesting conversation too

>>742222207
30$ an hour, holy shit not exactly "high class" prices

>>742222222

wtf is this thread?
Is /b/ where all the depressed furries congregate?

smdh fam

>>742222234
One thing I've noticed about people is that they will look for any reason to feel bad about themselves. Sometimes it cripples them because they can't accept something that can't be changed, and they focus on it so much it drives them insane. It's a miserable way to live.

>>742222338
I don't know the going rate for escorts.

>>742222363
Yeah, it is, because we're a community that cares about each other. People help me in times of need, and I do the same. It's only right.

>>742222497
But theres another part that about perpetual victim hood, where they keep themselves in situations or seek out problems so they can feel like a victim for attention. Those people I have a real hard time talking too

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>>742218770
is Nibi just a furry version of KenM?

>>742222681
You seem to be doing fine right now.

>>742222543
im the sex addict guy from earlier, when i get an escort cheapest I can get are about 150-200$ an hour

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>>742222732
Go back to plebbit.

>>742222207
Fraud

>>742222732
No clue what this means but yes.

>>742222812
I'm in the wrong line of work.

>>742222858
Why?

>>742222740
Never got that vibe from you tho. Ive nejoyed the convo thus far

>>742222977
Too expensive

>>742223020
I do mates rates. $5 for you.

>>742223003
I can be charismatic when I don't want to kill myself, but that's almost all the time.

>>742223125
You too nice~

>>742222917
When I talk the these guys/girls they tell me they'll get like 3 johns in one night and get their rent money for that month. In vegas a kind woman wanted 1000$ for 3 hours sooo yeah.. Time for a new job

>>742223125
Mates rates lol

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There, I have a tripcode again.

>>742223267
Damn. As good as that sounds I don't think it's for me.
>>742223237
You're worth it.
>>742223310
You can't expect me to charge a friend a whole $30.

>>742223191
Depression?

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>>742223556

>>742223734
I still don't know what I'm paying for