Tell me your darkest deepest secrets /b/

>>742182182
I was your rapist

>>742182497

not rape if it feels good

>>742182497
I was your rapist

what source is that gif from?

>>742182182
its making me sad knowing i havnet touched a girl in like two years
fuck anon..

>>742182182

I fuck myself in the ass with my wife's dildos and vibrators when she isn't home. I do this very regularly...

I'm so jealous of my ex and her new boyfriend that I work to sabotage their relationship instead of moving on

>>742184408

Believed it until the killed himself part

>>742184858

Sure.

I'm caught in an extensive psychotic episode where everyone I know is actively trying to ruin my life along with myself
My whole brain is also twenty degrees of fucked and I can't communicate with anyone properly without my face twisting up into an gnarly asshole
Literally
This literally fucking happens and all I hear are howls of grueling laughter erupt from every angle of my skull

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>>742185090
You should meet me at the Canterbury police station unarmed so we can talk about illegal child pornography.

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>>742185014

Me and my mother struggle financially and she's always trying to bear all the weight.

I insisted that I'm doing art commissions and that's how I've been getting some money for us, but that's a lie. I've just been sellin myself off

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>>742185090


We should meet up in person and talk about illegal activity we both have done on the deepweb.

>>742185343
Please be my friend

>>742185415
hey nothing wrong with some ass rent.

>>742182182
I hope more teens like her keep pushing it. What a stupid law

>>742182182
When I was raped I came

>>742182497
I doubt that.

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>>742185458
I use to be in your situation freshman year, I'm with you /b/ro.

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>>742185484
holy fuck that face

>>742185014
I was to in my late teens early 20's anon soldier on through. It means they are scared of something you know work through it man

>>742182182
I had once had sex with my cousin

My cousin is a male

>>742185090
Here comes the Party Van.

I'm famous and rich

>>742185090
nice copy pasta /b/ro

>>742185854
I'm poor and unknown, who's happier? Me, it's me.

>>742185854
fuck off

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>>742182182
Well..I'm dating with 3-4 girls, one believes I work for the government in the intelligence department (I'm not american) the other two believe I work as a sysadmin on some financial business, the truth is I'm a courier for some small time lab and I have no degree on anything and I did not finish high school. Also I'm 30yo.
I feel totally miserable and the worst part is I don't know why I lie the way I do nor the direction I want for my own life. Also I feel I'm too smart for my own good in such a way that I end up sabotaging myself, today I re-read the poem Ozymandias and that's exactly how I feel right now.

It's a secret, don't know if its dark but I feel alone in the dark on the inside.

>>742185343
why the fuck did I just laugh at this harder than anything I have ever seen in a ylyl thread?

So your secret is that you are a butt?

I've masturbated to so much shit that only weird shit turns me on. As in against the grain. As in i won't jerk off to brazzers shit but I will jerk off to incest amateur shit. Not this step bullshit I want rape. Regular rape doesn't cut it anymore, started fapping to gay shit because boredom made it hot. Also yeah traps are gay and thanks to them my search history is full of dudes fucking. It's not even traps anymore I just need one to be soft or feminine. I can't fap to actual foot porn but I now check out women's feet.

I would never plow a kid who hasn't hit puberty but if I could get away with fucking a girl who already had her period I would.

>>742184195
>Are white people bad?

>>742174411
>Why do fatties turn you on?

>>742182182
>Tell me your darkest deepest secrets /b/

>>742185597
>*blocks your path*

>>742182743
>what's the point of life ?

fuck off g hannelius guy

off yourself you boring cunt. a decade of posting shite like this

drink bleach

I regularly cum in my spouse's beauty products and sauces/condiments.

>>742182182

I make about a large sum of money a year arranging the transportation of drugs, stolen goods, and people through the Mexican border.

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I'm married and have been falling for my friend's fiance. We constantly make each other laugh and share all of the same interests and personality traits and initiative and she's so fucking cute.
I've never felt so much like an indecisive little bitch in my life

>>742186216
How do you feel about your wife?

>>742185947
Why are you lying to random people on the Internet anon

>>742186216
If you have any common decency or if your friend means anything to you, you wouldn't tread there. Don't be an opportunist anon.

I somehow managed to accidentally create a cult in MO. I dont know how I did it...stay away from any daycares that has two words that starts with an S if you live there stay away, I feel awful

>>742184168

why not get her to do it when she is home? feelsgoodman

>>742185744
Yeah I suppose

>>742185749
No they are trying to fuck with my head so I become something irrepably terrible just so they can laugh and have a perpetual monstrosity to fuck with and goad, all the while saying you deserve it you deserve it you deserve it you deserve it, etc.
They aren't even remotely scared of me

>>742182182
I knew that a girl was going to be gang raped, but didn't tell anyone.

>>742186341
She has the benefit of a much larger history with me, but it's like the longer we've been together, the more she's just shown less and less drive while my drive has only increased. The fiance is also a go getter, making her all that more impressive.
It makes the shit that much more frustrating because if it were just a bored lusty marriage boner, I could shake that shit off, but this bitch had to go and be interesting.

>>742183503
i was your rapist

>>742182182

Anyone have sauce by the way?

>>742186440
Tried brainwashing and suicide engorgement, they think I forgot from all the stress and vial they pushed into my life

>>742186374
Oh, I'm never treading that area. Fuck that. This will forever be an ulcer inducing internal struggle.

>>742185415
More to the story?

I recently had my first MMF theeesome and my friend fucked my girlfriend harder than I ever have. It's kind of embarrassing

>>742186637
i've got the same problem with my neighbor, I just call her out as a lying gas lighting junky whore, all because I took the internet away from her. Why are they fucking with your head?

Im blackmailing my friend's daughter

She has to do whatever I say or I'll show the videos of her shooting meth, text messages, her 'secret' arrest charges and the few times she turned tricks (i have the craigslist emails) to her daughter's father and he'll take full custody.

On top of that she'll go to jail for awhile because she has to remain clean or the charges will be brought back against her.


So, I use her sorry ass and make her do the most depraved shit. It's the time of my life and my balls have never been so empty.

>>742186687
Dude, I know exactly how you feel with that first part. Going through exactly that. On the rare occasion I do get laid she lazy, selfish, and uninspired. It's like fucking a corpse.

>>742185777
are you a male?

>>742186964
Dude MORE. I wanna fucking interview you on that shit, lol.

>>742186964
that is pretty funny

>>742187033
I'd just extort money from her once a month, might slip up if you ask for to much

>>742187033

This is not the first time I've done this, I guess is the bigger dark secret.

I like exploiting women until I get bored and then throw them to the wolves

>>742187207
speaking from experience

>>742187121
Yes

>>742187199
It's so absurd that I didn't consider the possibility of that happening.
I had no idea he was so hung. My gf and I still haven't discussed it

>>742187025
Penance, probably, every one of them is eager to watch me suffer for being a miserable, spite-driven pile of shit to virtually everyone my entire life

>>742185090
>there personality
>there future
Well, I hope you're not teaching them grammar.

>>742187207

I thought that too, but she's a mega sub. Was abused a lot as a child, then raped a few times at college. She is easily manipulated and pressed into anything.

She has no money to give, either. It's been going on about six months. If it wasn't a sure fire way to get me in trouble, I'd film some of it.

>>742186964
Me and a friend fucked his GF. I think it was cool. was afraid it was going to be a little gay but it felt more like a team effort.

>>742185484
>>742185090
More?

I have hpv and I give it to everyone and I don't give a single fuck

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>>742187105
That is one of the only things keeping me together at this point. It's strangely relieving that everyone is basically some sort of internally struggling asshole or lazy piece of garbage.

>>742182182
I wear your underwear while you sleep

>>742185947
I did this with 2 girls for years. With ocasional girlfriends on the side. Of course they weren't aware of each other.

After 4 years I was finally able to break up with with them, found a stable relationship and began my life from scratch. Best decision ever.

Lots of energy, better jobs, better friends. That behaviour was holding me back.

I hope you can end that crappy cycle Anon.

>>742187380
I made the mistake of getting over excited and blowing my load wayyyyy early. So I was pretty much just watching him do his thing

>>742185415
Idk but I want to shed some tears

>>742187144
Ask away!

>>742187328
>I had no idea he was so hung.
You havent discuss his monstrously huge dick or threesome

>>742187429
Agreed. I'm torn about it tbh. On one hand, I fucking hate how okay she is with a near sexless relationship, it's like she has no energy left for passion anymore, and yet goes day to day totally content and happy. The other part of me feels so guilty for feeling that way, everything else in our relationship is so great, it's literally the only thing missing. I can tell she loves me deeply, but just doesn't have the libido or interest hardly ever.

I've actually gotten so confused and depressed about it I've developed weird fetishes.

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I have affairs , i love my best friend more then the woman im married too , i hate having kids even tho i do love my son ... I wish i could end it all some days. Ive tried to get over the fact ive fucked up but then i end up doing something more fucked up. Im slowly losing my grip on my life and i feel like im spiralling down wards further each day

>>742182182
Is this supposed to be something in particular?

>>742186652
You the MVP anon

>>742187033
you are doing right

>>742188067
I'm really not. She's now a man-hating lesbian with debilitating PTSD.

>>742187330
try speaking up for yourself anon it'll only fester if you ignore this torture

>>742187980
Hey, I have no experience in the matter whatsoever - I'm way younger than you too I'm sure. But I did love a friend of mine while I was with my exgf - whenever I saw that friend it all came back.

Cut her out of your life, make something up so you won't ever see her again. And invest in your wife, make her the center of your attention. I'm sure you can come back from this.

Making a girl happy is gods greatest gift.

>>742187873
I get the weird fetishes part, which, hey, it's 2017, might as well learn more about myself I s'pose,
but god damn, after a while, you get sick of just being content because content might as well just be a happy level of complacent. A lacking sex drive starts to bleed over and make for boring people. I'm too young to be this fucking bored.

Every time a married friend of mine visits me we spend hours cuddling and kissing, just not on the mouth. Wen want each other so bad...

i dont have any because im perfect, tbh i fucked a dog when i was i kid. It felt good at first, then i felt horribly, then i stop giving a fuck about it and never did again

>>742182182
I'm politically apathetic. Everyone thinks I'm on their enemy's side.

All I want is decent, gainful employment; occasional vacations; home ownership, investments and retirement savings; to support my ailing wife and our brilliant kids...

Is it too much to ask for peace and some quiet to do this? If the crazies want a civil/race war then they can do it someplace else. I'll be home, eating pizza, watching a Disney classic with the family and administering medications.

>>742182182
I need sauce

I actually get good boy points
I'm an adult
I sometimes want to use them for food but then always end up using them to buy vidya
I'm pathetic

>>742182182
I might have sucked a doggy dick. Though I can't be sure, could have been a childhood fantasy.

>>742187547
I popped a blue so I could keep going as long as I needed.. He came first like you, but we managed to get two rounds inn.

>>742185014
Take a nap.

>>742182182
>Tell me your darkest deepest secrets /b/
My deepest secret is 9 y/o

i jack off and cum into the lotion bottle of the hot receptionist at work when i work late and no one is there. then i watch her squirt lotion into her hands as i walk through the office during the day and get hard seeing it.

i take my wife's dirty, used panties and sniff them hard and deep as i jack off when shes not home. i even lick the dry crusty pussy discharge which makes me super hot

i like to blow my load into my own mouth while wearing my panties thongs.

my wife doesnt like my cum in her mouth, so i jerk off and cum into the ranch bottle when she isnt home.

i have frozen my own cum in ice cube trays and sucked on one while beating off.

i enjoy using my wife's butt plugs when she isnt home

>>742182182
i fucked 3 escorts
2 of them i fell in love with and never saw again because they retired

I gave a guy I met online everything I have of my girlfriend

>>742188602
oldest trick in the book

>>742188178
By chance, was her name Brook?

>>742188241
Doesn't matter anyway, they'll all just sink and deny it away, I don't even want the truth, just for my position to be restored, but that's fucking impossible
I have to move on but every fucking road to do so is just broken fucking glass

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>>742188342
I guess , maybe ive gotta change my way of thinking

>>742186696
How could you?

>>742188713
you must know something fucked up if they are attacking you.

>>742188707
nope, Sarah.

I also feel worse knowing what they did to her

>>742188776
Good luck! :-)

>>742186367
Sadly I'm not.
>>742187518
Well, I kinda did that. I was in a nice relationship for 5 years but I end it because I was going down that spiral. I just realized not so long ago the enormous amount of energy I was/am wasting on all this.

I'm looking forward for that change, thanks bro

>>742188602
Usually end up feeling worse afterwards

femininity turns me on

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I'm downloading Facial Abuse Porn

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>>742182182
I killed my would be rapist and potential murderer

>>742188919
that's what its supposed to do. when you sleep on some fucked up shit you'll wake up feel numb and empty don't listen to anon, he knows too

>>742188976
congrats you are 0% on your way to orgasm

>>742189108
that or you're brain wipes it out of your memories depending on your will(?) it's a shitty form of brainwashing

>>742188874
Not really, no, nothing that I'd actively use against them, but like why attack me then get mad when the information slips in the other direction?

>>742186085
hahaha this

>>742186875
more please?

>>742189121
Thanks anon I wait in silence

>>742186085
I do this with my buddies

> be me, 35, living with my gf and her kids
> her oldest daughter is 12
> one day no one else is home and I walk into her room to ask her something
> she is sitting on the bed, naked from waist down, fingering herself
> I stop and stare
> she stops and looks at me eyes wide
> then she slowly starts fingering herself again
> I stand there for 10 seconds, can't think of anything, then I leave
> never mention it and can barely look at her without feeling guilty
> few weeks later we home alone again, she asks for money and says she wants to spend night at her friends
> I tell her to ask her mother because I know her mother already said no
> she tells me that she will say I watched her masturbate unless I give her money
> I deny it and tell her she's crazy but she insists
> I give her money, get shit from my gf when she finds out I gave permission for her to leave
> this becomes a pattern and over the next year she is blackmailing me
> 18 months later she is almost 14
> one day I walk into bathroom and she is sitting on toilet bating with a brush
> she was waiting for me
> she tells me she wants $500 every month or she will tell my gf I made her do this
> I stand there and look at her and hate her because we are poorfag family
> I get so fucking hard looking at her and after about 30 sec she starts to look scared
> I closed the bathroom doo

>>742184168
Have used the nice dildo my wife and I play with too. I'd love for her to peg me, but I feel like she'd wind up telling her friends sooner or later that I like my ass penetrated.

>>742189226
sounds like you caught the attention of a cult anon I've had the same problem as you.Delete you Facebook cease all contact with them immediately and avoid them like the plague. They are trying to make you neck yourself for some reason they wont you out of the picture for some reason...but why? they will give up eventually trust me

>>742189595

so did u pay the 500?

>>742189595
well shit mate...

>>742186440
More about this pls.

>>742189792
it's nothing unique

>>742185947
For now, just enjoy the ride. Then disappear to another city, start over and leave them all wondering.

>>742189595
was it your brush?

Not gay yet have been jacking off to trap hentai for the past 6 months

>>742188876
Geez.
I feel bad for being through the same situation too but it was quite a different scenario than yours.
>Be me
>Flirts with a girl who has some complications
>Works out perfectly as she is quite hideous by nature so has no friends
>Visits her home when her parents left for other city
>Makes her feel the life
>Loses interests and keeps her as a stand by
>Discovers her condition is not well
>She wants me to visit her at hospital
>Makes fake promises
>Still regrets for not showing my face in her last moments

>>742189870
and the slipping of the information? tell them you don't know what the fuck they are talking about keep denying it play back with the mind games

I've almost half of my sisters hs friends that visit the house regularly.

>>742186964
Wound up doing this in HS with the first girl I ever fucked. Other guy was a jock type and she kept moaning really loud while he was fucking her. I was like... bitch, you never moan with me.

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>>742190043
eventually they will believe it and call you an emotional cow and move on

>>742189792
I already plan on offing myself tonight to evade something even worse so there's really no point anymore.
Truth is I'm on my last legs right now, kind of serves me right for being a dickhead to those who were in something similar, but at this point it's either take the chance to rot in hell or escape into eternal nothingness, or live the rest of my life in hollow anguish with a massive ghastly dick jammed ass to brain working me like a sideshow puppet

>>742182182
i once told a racist joke to a black guy
>be in the library in hs
>people are telling jokes
>and everyones like tell racist jokes
>and i have this zinger in my head
>"ive got one but you have to promise not to get mad" (like that will work)
>tell it. tell it. come on tell it.
>ok... "whats the difference between black people and tires?"
>*everyone looks around???
>"when you put chains on tires they dont sing..."
>silence
>ifuckedup.jpeg
>one particular black dude was furious

felt bad since then. am i racist, /b?

>>742189595
pics or it didn't happen

>>742190003
appreciate the fact you speant time with her while she was here. I'm sure she appreciated it. If you made a memory then that's cool

>>742190309
S-Someone contact that @yesyouareracist fag

>>742182182
I have a fetish for morbidly obese women.

>>742190258
Don't do it anon I know 100% how you feel buddy trust me. This is what they want sounds like a wizard paid you a visit. I was a dickhead to but I didn't realist it due to me unknowingly projecting

>>742190572
they were out for my head for fucking years man. Play stupid and they will forget

I have a scat fetish

>>742189793
>>742189820
>>742189958
>>742190330
>>742189793
>>742189820
>>742189958
> be me, almost too scared to write what I did
> I closed the door with me inside the bathroom
> be her, jerked off the toilet with a scream, and then pushed over the sink
> be me, one hand on her back and other start taking off my pants and underwear
> my dick is so hard I slap it a couple of times, had not been that hard in years
> rub it up against her and she is so wet and she shuts the fuck up and starts sobbing
> push it in and just stand there while she gasps and clenches and unclenches her pussy on my shaft
> start fucking her
> less than 60 seconds and I need to nut
> pull out and nut on my own stomach and shirt and some flies everywhere
> she was quiet and now starts to squirm around
> pull off my pants and underwear which were on just one leg, wipe my cum off my stomach
> tell her to never fucking threaten me again
> leave bathroom, close door behind me
> she leaves house a while later
> never saw her again, had to file runaway police report with my gf
> broke up with my gf because she said I didn't care about her kids

>>742190417
Yeah memory. Like I couldn't get over this even though it has already been 13 months since she died.
Moreover nothing is same now. Welp you can guess why I am here now haha

I was working 10-14 hours a day 7 days a week for over a year. I hated my life. I would get up, go to work, come home, shower, eat, and be in bed within 2 hours of walking in the door. Shit was miserable. I hurt my back pretty bad at work and had to take 2 weeks recovery. I never went back. I told my wife I got laid off. I basically sat at home playing vidya and collecting neetbux for 6 months. I told my wife that I was having trouble finding work but never even tried during that time. Things got really hard for a while financially. It was 100% preventable but I was just so burnt out I didn't give a fuck.

I recently got a new job with better hours and almost equal pay. We're getting back on our feet and my wife has no idea that the entire ordeal was a lie

>>742190572
It's cool man, the prospect of finality is actually pretty relieving. I have no idea what they want, or what anyone wants, even if they want me dead, I don't care, I want me dead more, just gotta do it for the right reasons to avoid any hang ups

>>742190080
screenshot of nancys face please

>>742190258
it's an awful torture i know it almost feels like your soul is chained and bound inside of you

>>742190003
Yeah, that's pretty shitty, but Sarah had her pubic hair set on fire and had her cerivix fucked up so bad she needed a hysterectomy

>>742190818
do you live in texas/KU by any chance? your story sounds ominously familiar to my pass

>>742190735
BEST REVENGE STORY EVER!!!

i killed a home intruder I was holding at gunpoint.
he was saying he was sorry and that he'd just leave and I just shot him in the chest with my shotgun.
he wasn't armed or nothing. I told the cops that I never talked to him at all and that I just shot as soon as I saw him, But we probably talked for a good 2 minutes before I shot him.

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i love hearing wwyd about my sister...kik me johnnybee283

>>742190950

>pubic hair set on fire

Audible kek

>>742191056
and were you involved in an accident 1-2 months ago?

>>742182182
Going to kill myself soon

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>>742190835
Sure

>>742190950
Ouch that's more brutal than I imagined

>>742190889
Yeah, but at this point it's either die with some shred of dignity or live in disgrace, not sure how I'll be remembered but it's secure in my mind
>>742191056
Nuh uh

>>742186440
Accidentally made demonic artifacts and started riots after summoning a succubus.

Please send help.

>>742182182
I like to pretend im speed reading

>>742191170
it was more scorched that actually set on fire, the guys were toying wither her with a lighter

>>742191261
now her messed up fuckface for comparison anon

>>742191280
don't do it anon get it out of your head, they will give up be strong, you'll be laughing about it eventually

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>>742191360
AHHA wrong one heres the before that was nikki

>>742191280
Do you know a Woman named Hallie?

>>742190735
Best story I ever read.

>>742191428
It's all good man, I've made my peace with it

>>742191539
Nuh uh

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>>742191529
after>>742191360

>>742190950
how old was she when this happened?

>>742182182
I really miss my ex that's really about it

And if I get her back I want to fuck her butt

Cheated on my girlfriend of 2 years.
>be bartender
> cute tiny girl comes in on occasion. Friend of the other bartender
>chat a bit, but its busy.
>fast forward a few weeks go to dive bar down the street after work with some friends and she shows up
>mostly hang out with friends but she's friend of friends so she's hanging too
>smoking cig, talking with friends, she comes up and leans her ass right on my dick.
>not gonna push her off but feel conflicted
>her friend pulls her off and scolds her.
> bar is closing and she invites whole group back to her place, me included.
>not today foul temptress, go crash at my friends who lives above our bar.
>see her the next day. Both hungover, I'm working. Make her drink while she's waiting for the train.
> chat more. Fuck.. She's super cool and I want to be in that ass.
>fastforward a few month. Just quit the bartending gig. Go to the dive bar again with friends
>I hope I don't see her there. But have a feeling I'm gonna make a questionable decision that night
>shows up an hour or so later. Well, this is happening.
>invites us all to her place.
>I go. We hang the whole night.
>I'm plastered. We go get smokes.
>get back and everyone is gone or asleep.
> vaguely remember telling her I want to taste her Pussy.
>brown out. We definitely fucked. No condom.
>She fell asleep with a vibrator inside her.
>Pull it out and go again and she wakes up. She's into it.
>fuck one more time before I leave at 3pm. Go to work at 5 feeling like shit.

Don't really feel bad about it.

>>742182182
cheese pizza, aged for 12 years is definitely my weakest ball breaker. Stash it like a jew stashin gold.

I've put my mothers dildo up my ass

>>742191895
17

>>742192230
That's no way to talk about your dad

Let's make "Hitler did nothing wrong" the top trending on google. Show those normies who is boss

>>742192279
Not your personal SS faggety spaghetti

>>742192279
Fuck off noodlehead

i found my moms vibrator once and shoved it up my ass and left it and went to school one day

>>742191702
how old are you? i'd pick up on the habit of smoking. Give me your steam name we can talk more about it, sounds like you used to know something to me and they want to drive the final nail in the coffin

>>742192230
>I've put my mothers dildo up my ass
>>742192428
>i found my moms vibrator once and shoved it up my ass and left it and went to school one day

4chan dot org slash bee - I put my mothers sex toy in my anus

>>742187980
Wait until the kids leave the house, divorce, fuck 20 year olds, win

>>742192446
get out of that fog anon and think straight

>>742192446
I'm good man, thank you though, I have no steam and shouldn't smoke even though everyone else gets to for whatever reason

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put my dick in a vacuum cleaner

>3some with my best friend and my gf
>it's going smoothly until he literally picks her up off the ground
>starts fucking the shit out of her
>she's begging him don't stop
>eventually she asks him to hold on a second
>he doesnt even slow down
>then she squeals that she's gonna pee
>he keeps fucking her
>she has a screaming orgasm and squirts everywhere


I have never given her an orgasm just through intercourse, yet somehow my friend managed to actually fuck the piss out of her.


We never talked about that threesome again

A really good friend got hammered and stayed at my house saturday night. Our deal is no groping if she's drunk, that's my rule. She is welcome to come on as strong as she wishes but she don't get the puddin unless she's sober. That night I was weak, she licked my crotch when she slipped out of my arms trying to crawl into her bed. She just opened her mouth and shoved it into my crotch . My dick said let me out daddy, she wants it. I did. I got the best facefuck of my life, she's a gasper and I didn't know till then. So I drained my balls down her throat twice. The next morning she's her old self, no acknowledgement that anything abnormal happened. I now know she likes to be abused but I'm afraid to tell her I know.

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>>742190309
>how do you stop a black guy from drowning.
>take your foot of his head.
>what do you call an Ethiopian with a big toe.
>a golf club.
>what do you call an Ethiopian with a big ear.
>A bus stop.
>why do niggers have white hands.
>there's a little bit of goodness in everybody.

I jerk off while thinking about my best friends girlfriend every night.

I really want to fuck her

>>742186652
>>742190950
I think we have a winner here.
>literally raped her cunt out

>>742192969
Was your friend black?

>>742188604
genius

My brother and I used to be curious and practice stuff when we were younger .. nothing too crazy

>>742193303
Nope he was white!

>>742186085
Nice. I have done this to numerous female friend's and girlfriend's of mine. Burritos, soup, french.toast, plus precum and squirts of piss into water. Always got hard watching them scarf it down. What put me over the edge is when they smiled while eating it and especially thanked and complimented me afterward.

I'm a 26 years old virgin .... and in the last 3 years or so i basically don't even bother with girls at all .... what to do 4chan ?

>>742193894
buy some sex. get it out of the way. it builds confidence not having that over your head.

-22
-virgin
-social anxiety from bullying (never told anyone)
-situational depression (maybe even clinical, never told anyone)
-ADHD
-cant even do the one thing I love (workout) because I started developing back pain (after months off)
-fell in love with this girl on the internet that lives in another country, we both talk daily but I know it'll never work or happen

>>742194252
internet relationships never workout trust me, you're only setting yourself up to get crushed

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i smeared shit on the walls one day in kindergarten

Got drunk, fucked with the gf of a friend. Was to drunk to keep him up, even on the next morning so she cheated for a bad fuck

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I'm suicidal because I'm a virgin.

>>742194252
Make it work you little bitch. Do what you need to do to make yourself happy. Even if it hurts like shit.

In high school I got fired from my first job so I decided to fuck my boss's son's girl. She dumped him and we were fwb for like a month before it got boring.

>>742182182

I think that men and women should be treated the same way.

>>742194198
tbh i have no confidence issues ... it just never works out, adding to my terribole luck in pretty much every aspect of life .... i know i could pay for sex but that aside i see way worse guys than me doing better .... i have no idea why

>>742194356
yup I'm an idiot for falling for her and I'm pretty sure she doesn't like me like she used to because we've argued a few times

>>742194655

How do I even make that work lol? I don't even want to leave my room (depression), when I do leave my room I feel every stranger dislikes me (social anxiety) and when I tried going to school I couldn't concentrate because of ADHD and ended up failing both times

i think i might be addicted to porn. i'm still friends with my ex and i miss them, but i feel that going every day. when we talk it feels like how we used to before we dated. i don't think i'd be able to survive if they left my life.

i gave them priority over my friends and now i barely see my friends. i feel incredibly alone at times.

>>742194543
How old you is?

>>742184168
You're not alone anon...

Back in high school I went through a time where I really wanted to fuck my cousin so I stole a pair of her black lingerie panties and jerked off into those for months. Eventually my mom found them and asked where they came from, I lied and said that it was a joke that the football team was passing around. She never found out.

>>742194619
sex isn't all that great. it's only fun when it's with someone you care about and you love. if there's no love it's just like beating your meat but with a bit more effort. i thought i was gunna be a virgin for life but then i ended up w/ a lovely gf for a bit. we had fun.

sex and romance and relationships are not the be all and end all of life.

Haven't had sex in almost 7 years

>>742195248
Mid 20

I steal panties (thought I had a pepe to go with this)

I sometimes watch gay and shemale porn. Not that I'm gay, it's just most straight porn aren't sensual anymore, most of them are the same.

The way shemale and gay kiss and the way they fuck each other are way more romantic than straight porn, and I apply they way they kiss and the way they fuck to my gf and she's loving it.

She doesn't know that I learned it from watching gay and shemale porn

>>742195763
Then post pictures!

>>742195727
Hitting 5 years here. Bad feel

Can't listen to music, can't watch TV, can't do anything without me being miserable, nobody's going to save me, I can't save myself, ready to die but I can't, dunno what I can do anymore

>>742195863
Why do you want pics of me fagot?

>>742196151
go to a doctor, score some drugs bro.

Hey faggots, this isn't a feels thread. Either talk about dark shit you've done or make up some stories about raeping your stepdaughter

>>742182182
I'm a nurse who works with elderly cancer patients, and I often assist them when they're in way too much pain to cope with.

I've watched people ghost out, just wash away in an ocean of pain, and it leaves nothing behind. Their poor minds must be like caged animals inside there, and on four occasions now I have either increased pain meds or decreased blood-oxygen levels until death. If anyone ever found out, I'd be fired, sued, and possibly jailed by the state.
But what the fuck would you do in my position? - honest answers, edge-lords can eat a dick.

>>742187366
Can you please anon give more details about stuff what you make her do?

>>742196341
Because I want to imagine stripping skin from your face and I can't do that without an image of your face

>>742196415
You are doing Gods work.

>>742196542
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>742196415
Fair play to you.

Are you a male or female nurse?
If the latter... tits motherfucker?!?!

>>742196542
Mmmmmm face skin my fav

>>742182182
Nothing out of this world, just Incest with two of my f cousins

My dick is veiny and ut frightens me because i think it is too veiny, even when flaccid

>>742196365
Can't man, they see right through me

>>742196662
The world is wrong not me fuck you

>>742196662
Hopefully there is enough to go around...so hungry

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>>742196415
Based

>>742196809
you seem pretty fucked. they give people like us drugs.

>>742196556
Atheist, so never looked at it that way. Huh.

When i was 14, the 6 year old sister of a friend asked me to finger her (her sister was a bit of a tearaway and had told her all about masturbation). Initially I refused, but she started to get upset and gave me the puppy-dog eyes.

Biggest surprise? No hymen, slipped straight in.

>>742196913
I have a history of abuse and that would require reconnecting with my family who are involved in horrific shit, I have no medical insurance, I have fucking nothing, nothing nothing nothing because I let drugs ruin my life in the first place

>>742188664
Sad story

>>742196673
Male. I do a lot of heavy lifting.

Also, don't even know why I feel the need to mention it, but I also do a lot of restraining... cancer patients get a ridiculous amount of pain medication, rightly so, but don't think for a second that being seriously ill makes somebody any less prone to being a junkie, or acting like a junkie. Sad as fuck when you got an old man that weighs as much as a bird threatening to kill you for more pain meds.

>>742197129
aww man, you suck. good luck tho. hope it works out.

>>742196905
There's no reward, by design. I won't take a fucking dime, ever. Wouldn't feel right.

I blackmailed a teenager with lung cancer, she made a full recovery and I still have her pictures

I was molested by a neighbor under instructions from my family and everyone refuses to acknowledge it because they knew it would cripple me psychologically with inexplicable guilt so they could control me

>>742182182
sometimes when I'm driving, I don't put my whole foot on the brake --- I use my toes.

Saving virginity for someone I cared about.

Gayest shit

Now recently I did blow of my third fat biches tits.

>>742191126
Good deal, you did the right thing. I hope it was a negro.

i dont replay shit like, replay to this thread or your mother will die, couse secretly hope she will

Everyone here know me by my movie....

>>742198433
Tommy Wiseau?

>>742182182
>>>742198433
>Tommy Wiseau?
No

>>742198703
The fuck off.

>>742185577
>teen
How do you even tell if she's underage in a webm like this?
I thought she was in her early 20s

I want 2 smell and eat Michelle Carter's stinky little asshole. I think about her farting.

>>742193778
God, I wanna do this so bad, but I never get the fucking chance

>>742182182
>Everyone here know me by my movie....
Well I'm J. F.

I had a $20 note in my pocket and it went through the washing machine. I laundry money for the first time.

When I was 14 I put a cucumber up my vagina while my mom was out, played around with it for a bit, go worried that she would notice it was missing and wonder why it was gone. I put it back in the fridge and later that afternoon she made cheese and cucumber sandwiches for her lunch and used it in my dad's work lunch the next day.

>>742198951
Jon Favreau?

>>742185947
Are you me

>>742199129
No

>>742191126
how else did he beg. its for research...

>>742199088
Is your name Tiffany? I knew a girl who told me a similar story.

>>742186085
me too bro

>>742182182
i once paid some russian for a hacked filesharing account because he only wanted 5€ intead of 10€
it should expire after one month but the retard that was hacked keeps renewing his membership every month
he didnt even realize he got hacked
[spoiler]This has been going on for over one year[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i hope he never changes his passwort[/spoiler]

My wife is my younger sister. I raped her until she fell in love with me. I control every aspect of her life, she's not allowed to leave the house, and has become my willing slave. Our parents think she ran away from home. They were also abusive to her in different ways. I know I'm taking advantage of her, but we both love what we have, so fuck it.

>>742199711
How is she your wife then

>>742192276
kek

>>742194947
LDR's are fucking painful.

I actually met my girl irl and it made it so much more painful when we broke up

I'm a Chinese nurse that got fired. So I made an animal cruelty video where I stomp on a helpless kitten with stiletto heels. A bunch of chinese bloggers wanted me to kill myself. I tried to but I failed.

>>742199268
maybe....

I want to sniff the shithole of Michelle Carter. Let me be clear. I want to smell the dirty little asshole of this women. I want to shove my nose into her turd cutter and breath in the aroma of the dirtiest place on her body. If she farts, all the better. I would also like to assist her in the wiping of said asshole. Enjoy.

>>742188672
Story?

>>742185947
You should become a politician.

Sounds like you are qualified

I have browsed 4chan from time to time for years.

>>742188603
What you mean?

>>742199866
The same way that anyone is someone's wife? We got married? Dense mother fucker?

My wife is a loser who is a shopaholic. She has literally put herself in the poor house and if it weren't for me she would be living in the streets.

>>742183690
I wish it was only 2. I have earned a black belt in 2 martial arts since the last time i fucked a girl

I'm a closeted fag.

One year ago some bitch kicked me in the nuts because I was complaining that she hit me repeatedly with a door in the head. I then slapped her. Later that day she called her boyfriend and 3 other fucktards to threaten me in the street (all 4 short, fucking pussies, but still, 4). Made noise, everyone looked, faggots went away, I did not remember their faces with certainty... So I couldn't just go to the police and tell them that her boyfriend did it (still went there, police knows the situation, but if I go ahead and tell them it's that guy, if he is not, I get in trouble, even tho it's really clear...) I have dedicated my entire existence to track the fucker down at some point, film his reaction without him knowing, he's sure to remember me and have some reaction, then turn the fucker over to the police. To this day it haunts me that I attracted attention to scare them off instead of fucking deztroy that fucker even if I'd get beaten up by the rest...

Killed 3 Times.

I fucked my cousin.
(dad's, sisters daughter)

>>742201796
>1796▶
>I'm a closeted fag.
why don't you come out?

>>742198433
Shia (pet) Laboeuf

>>742182182
I have access to people's homes, kind of like a cable guy. I make appointments, I go into their homes, I have free reign occasionally for 15-30 minutes. I will ALWAYS take a pair of panties from the hamper, laundry, or dresser if there is a female in the house. Especially if I get to the meet the female, and she's hot.

I won't take granny panties or ugly chicks. Only hot ones. doesn't matter how young.

I take the panties back home and I jerk off sniffing them. I only like dirty panties. if it's a thong I wrap it around my dick. If their regular panties, I rub my dick with them. If the panties have discharge on them, I lick it up and shove them in my mouth.

I have one pair currently from a 14 year old that I have been keeping in a plastic ziploc and the smell is still strong after 3-4 months. I take them out, sniff them, and put them back. it really is the best thing. She was SO naughty and wet in these black panties, it oozed out over the sides. I pulled these out of her hamper in her bedroom. So hot.

My favorite pair by far. I've been a collector for about 2 years now. I'm married and have regular sex.

But the dirty panties are just some sort of fetish I developed in the last couple years, I don't know why.

>>742202119

>I have one pair currently from a 14 year old that I have been keeping in a plastic ziploc and the smell is still strong after 3-4 months. I take them out, sniff them, and put them back. it really is the best thing. She was SO naughty and wet in these black panties, it oozed out over the sides. I pulled these out of her hamper in her bedroom. So hot.

As a femanon and normie you realize we discharge a lot during the day and that's not cum.

You're weird.

>>742202119
that's pretty scary actually

>>742202076
No but I know him very well.

>>742200150
What did the kitten ever do to you

>>742182182
I spent my brother's college fund on a car

>>742201881
Dude let it go, we've all had our pride hurt at some point

That guy probably barely remembers you, just wanted to impress his girl

Let it go

>>742190309
Two parts to this joke:
>Why is the black power salute a clenched fist? So they can hang onto the branches.
>Why is the neo-nazi salute done with an open palm? They're too stupid to hang on...

>>742201065
Ok buddy you sound like you know how getting married works

>>742202119
Take a pic or you're bullshitting

I love to take creepshots and record my friends and sometimes my gf changing.

>>742202870
Mate, I've always been telling myself that, but that bitch deserves to die in the first place just for how fucking retarded and attention whoring she is...
>hit me INTENTIONALLY with a door multiple times in a row like a fucking cow
>get up and frown at her "Stop that shit"
>gets fucking high heel pointy nose boot kick in nuts
>palm flies, docks with bitch interFACE, resets bitch
>bitch goes to call security on me
>show security boot mark between legs
>whole room my witness
>bitch is defeated. die slowly.
>calls fucker and 3 mini-fuckers on me
>fucker can't do shit because I jump around laughing like a retard to make whole street look "THEY'RE THREATENING TO KILL ME, WOO HOO"

I had my pride hurt many, many times, but this one makes me understand psychopaths... I want them both destroyed... It eats me every night... How can this planet accept to have such vermin on it? I only wished to have a family and live happily... Cook breakfast every day with my beautiful wife... Buy her flowers... But this incident made me want to punch myself when I look in the mirror simply for not tearing that fucker to pieces right there... I can't get over it, no matter how hard I try, I dream of it at night... Still, thank you for the kind answer, /b/ro...

>>742185903
why would a copy pasta post be removed though.

I have a really huge desire to fuck my mother-in-law, she really loves me like a son, but i can only see her as a really hot woman that would give me the best sexual experience in my life.

I work in a hospital, it's a decent enough job that good enough to get through school and my co-workers are nice but upper management is a shit show. They keep the place dangerously understaffed and more than plenty of patients have died because of it. I can keep a good bedside manner but I don't care for some of the patients as they are a major drain on society. They have numerous bedsores, preexisting conditions and are extremely needy, yet their family who confine them to nursing homes insist on keeping them as full codes. I like to scroll through my local obituaries to see if any of them have died, if more of them did healthcare costs would decrease dramatically. We give them so many medications and treatments, only for them to wallow and perish within a few years. It's ludicris to believe that giving a demented 90 year old caner patient chemo will extend their life. I often tell them to have a good day and that I hope they feel better but deep down I wish some of them would die so that they would quit burdening our society.

>>742193222
Pics?

>>742200182
Is it or isnt it? If it is, are you from Illinois?

>>742192230
>>742192276
Kek