Stupid gay cartoons (for virgins) thread.

>i want to see fur dicks


That's what i read

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I'm not a virgin, can I post here anyways?

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>>742144087
You're giving folks some mixed messages then.

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>>742144500
Yeah, but I don't care about that.

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>>742144585
Alright, hang out here so you can point and laugh or whatever non-virgins do.

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>>742144778
You mean real boys?

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>>742144870
Yeah real men talk.
The Patricians, the Kings and Council, the Lords and Dukes.

Not me, im a plebian, a virgin.

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>>742145121
And the fools, eh, Nibi?

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>>742145207
No fools here, just virgins and people who arent (people who matter).

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>>742145422
I am a fool, Nibi.

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>>742145487
Then you're a virgin and a liar. The worst kind of virgin, a virgin who lies about his virginity.
Those kinda virgins get their genitals cut off and skin flayed.

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>>742145677
I'm not a virging, I'm a fool. Remember, you said virgins are the plebians. Fools belong to the court.

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>>742145804
You're not getting my language or my black and white world view. GETTING ANGRY

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>>742145975
You speak like a red man, Nibi. I can only make out bits and pieces.

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Is that weird guy who wants to hit me in a sexual manner still around?

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you fags are still doing this

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>>742146983
All night.

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>>742146983
cute pic

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I gave myself a foot job once. I don't see the appeal

Sorry for bad resolution

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>>742149289
It's like autofellatio; it's only really fun if someone does it to you, otherwise you just wind up sore and kind of disappointed

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Guys I gotta say, loving someone who isn't family sure feels good.

Especially when that person has a sweet ass and is into CD /swoon

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>>742149705
The art of our necessities is strange
That can make vile things precious.

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>>742149923
You saying I'm some kind of degenerate faggot?

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>>742150028
Mark it, nuncle.

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>>742150143
I'll mark you for death m8 i swer on me mum

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>>742150212
You are not worth the dust which the rude wind blows in your face.

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>>742150293
>implying any humans are
C'mon now

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>>742150458
Humanity must perforce prey upon itself, like monsters of the deep.

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>>742150567
Until we find a suitable distraction, like lizard people or an extraterrestrial invasion. Then we can celebrate the slaughter of yet another species

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>>742150678
The weight of this sad world, we must obey,
what we feel we must not say.

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>>742149705
>Things ill never have
Its okay, im reciprocated with apathy.

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>>742150802
Says who?

Want to watch the sunrise?

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>>742150965
It's still out there. Look harder

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>>742151030
What am I looking for?

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>>742150978
Fortune, that arrant whore.

I watch the sunset usually.

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>>742151116
I can't tell you that, only you can decide what you want

>>742151125
Yeah she's a bitch isn't she?

Both are good. I already watched the sunset though, maybe today's sunrise will be as gorgeous as it was on my birthday

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>>742151337
I wanna fuck young men, but no one wants a virgin.

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>>742151337
I only watch the sunset out here in Texas. The sunrise in this part of the state is nothing spectacular. Back in my desert in California, the sunrise was spectacular, but the sunsets were mesmerizing.

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>>742151464
Don't advertise it, then. I'm sure you've watched enough porn to know how sex works, it's pretty easy to figure out. Make sure you get a blowjob first, though, don't want to bust too early and disappoint your partner. Speaking from experience heh

>>742151519
I have a picture of that particular sunrise on my phone; the one from my birthday. I'll upload it here in a second. I spent a little time out in LA once, visiting family. The sunsets were beautiful. Can't say I watched the sunrise though. Back in those days getting up before 2pm was a rarity

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>>742151681
Im too old to start, so nah. Cant have it.
No one wants to have sex with an autistic virgin.

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>>742151681
Who said I was up before 2pm?

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I felt really lucky that day, like the earth was smiling for me

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>>742151906
That sunset has so few colors in it. Back home I would get the entire rainbow in a light pastel.

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>>742151792
You're defeating yourself before even having started trying. Relax, plenty of autistic virgins out there who would be dtf

>>742151812
Nobody said that

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>>742152028
That's a sunrise, dingdong. And there -was- a rainbow so neener

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>>742152061
Exactly.

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>>742152061
I dont want to have sex with an autistic virgin. They're ugly, stupid, and I want to gas em.

The time I was able to get sex is long gone and everyone is calling me entitled.
"Entitled" to virginity apparently.

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>>742152163
Sunrises aren't these bland solid color things with little variation. We got two rainbows everyday that covered the entire sky and colored the valley floor in a blanket of the most spectacular hues.

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>>742152222
More like entitled to quads

Nobody owes you sex, though. If someone wants to give it up to you, they'll likely do it. Or at least tell you. It's important to remember that; no matter how many nice words you say to someone, no matter how many drinks or gifts you buy them, they don't owe you jack.

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>>742152340
So move back if you're so enthralled by it. Otherwise just appreciate what there is

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>>742152439
I can't afford to move back. I plan on returning when I am older.

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>>742152522
You're older now, though.

And now you're even older.

Spooky, huh?

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>>742152366
That's what Ive been trying to tell you, no one's going to have sex with me no matter what I do.

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>>742152603
Whoops, thumbnail

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>>742152603
I am not old enough yet. I plan on spending the last decade of my life there and I am going to die when I am 60.

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>>742152627
Would you like a formal guide to courtship? I'm pretty well versed in romance, being a sappy faggot and all

Unless you're just looking to fuck the nearest slut. In which case, my only advice is to use a condom

>>742152688
Plenty of time to take advantage of the capitalist system in which we reside. Take whatever you make, and slap "Luxury" or "Deluxe" on it, mark the price up around 5000%, and those rich dipshits will eat it up.

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>>742152800
Forgot my image

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>>742152720
Im not interested in sluts, I only like virgins. I dont like the thought of someone else touching what's mine.

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>>742152800
I don't want to make a lot of money, just enough to live.

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>>742152845
Understandable. You've narrowed it down quite a lot, though. It may very well turn out that what you want can't be obtained. You're going to have to face that possibility. Listen, true love doesn't exist anymore. Sooner or later we all come to realize this, and we learn to take the best we can find.

Sometimes we pass it up, too. I could have had multiple wonderful, successful relationships but I was too much of an antisocial, awkward faggot to say or do anything about it. I took a chance, though, with my current s/o, and things are turning out really, really well.

Remember, if you see someone you think is cute: tell them! They're probably not a virgin, but that's a good things as far as I'm concerned; the more experienced the better. Sex while both parties are virgins can be very awkward I hear.

Be honest without saying too much or being a creeper. Don't be afraid to say how you feel or put yourself out there. I'm sure you have many retorts and arguments against mine, but I'm going to bed and I won't read them.

>>742152920
You'll need more for California than what you'd need for Texas, I'm sure you already know

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>>742153216
I want to have a little plot of land out in the hills on the north side of my valley. I'll build a little house and a studio and live out my final days there. My expenses have always been very low. I live a spartan lifestyle.

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>>742153216
>Remember, if you see someone you think is cute: tell them! They're probably not a virgin
Then I dont want them. The most they'd get from me is a bullet.
If someone thinks they're too good for me and has sex with someone else while I was sitting around being a virgin then comes to me like "oh, but im more experienced now and accept you now" they can go fuck themselves.

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The plan is to get into a gallery and to sell my work. If I can sell enough to live off of that I will have no problems.

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>>742153339
last post

You won't get far being spiteful for your own choices. Nobody to blame but yourself, bud

>>742153542
Sell it to rich people so you don't have to produce as much artwork

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>>742153748
I dont care if its my fault or someone elses, ill live in spite.

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>>742153748
If I can get in with a gallery rich people will be the people buying it. This is the first step in that direction. This magazine has been published and sent to 2000 galleries around the country. This is my page in that magazine.

>>742152920
>>742153322
>>742153542

>Just enough to live
>Studio
>sell my work

Your art is pretentious shit. Stop acting like you have some intellect or understanding in anything.
The only thing you have is intent to either boost your failing ego higher than it already is or brainwash rich vapid cunts into buying your art.
If your mission is the latter, I wish you luck in selling your irony to aformentioned dumb cunts and make a fortune, but it will sad how the way you made that money is just as, if not more manipulative than the shitheads buying from you.

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>>742154106
My art obviously has had an effect on you, which is the end goal. I can be happy in knowing that I have done my job properly.

>>742154319
how is that effect useful if you have ended up like every other shitty modern artist in the many minds of the average person?
If your end goal is just to effect someone, you lack ambition.
You cannot keep your mouth fed and a roof over your head by effecting someone.

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>>742154601
I'm not interested in the average person. The average person isn't willing to think beyond base materialism and entertainment so fuck them.

What you call shitty I and billions of others call mesmerizing. You're just so incapable of thinking beyond your own narrow point of view that anything outside what little you can process automatically must not be worth anything.

My ambition is none of your concern. Nor are my intentions with my work. If you don't understand it then I didn't intend it for you.

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>>742155001
I'd have a beer with you.

Should black people have rights?

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>>742155266
I don't drink beer.

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Where in the fuck are my submissive femboys?

>>742155388
What is it with you and your autistic art?

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>>742155539

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>>742155636
What is it with you and your retarded screeching?

>>742155730
Heh, you think text makes a sound...How cute.

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>>742155539
.

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>>742155770
And you think you actually matter.

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>>742155539
..

>>742153842

your taste in furry smut is good, but you really need to rethink your standards if you ever want to get laid

>>742155828
Sauce for that accusation? Oh wait there is none..Go back to drawing your shitty "art" and I use that loosely. Looks like the result of giving some paint to someone suffering a seizure....Faggot

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>>742155963
Sure it does, to a person who is too fucking stupid to understand even basic work like this, dipshit.

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>>742155388
I'd have a shot of vodka with you.

>>742153436
Is he legally blind

>>742156067

not that guy, but explain modern art to me, is it just supposed to be what the artist is feeling or is there actually anything else there? and calm your tits mister

>>742154006
i hope you get banned from the art gallery

>>742156241
It's what you want it to be, the artist can give some insight

>>742156067
Awh, what a sensitive one you are! seriously dude get off your high horse, you aren't Picasso...If you wanna be an artist you gotta learn to take criticism, you think everyone is gonna like your shit? Seriously though, telling people they think they matter...Yet here you are spamming us with your shit? how ironic..I could shit on a canvas and it would look better then a few lines and some colours...Any retard can produce that "art"

>>742156279
up to a point i can get that, but it's up to the artist to explain his work. i'm trying to figure out if to obvious things like what that guy posted(the chair) if there's anything more to it than just what the artist feels about it without bs-ing too much

>>742156067
art is subjective faggot

anyone have cubs?

>>742156370
Modern art is so bad...I mean like a messy bed selling for $2 million!? like what the fuck?

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>>742156143
If you lived close then that could be arranged.

>>742156241
Depends on the school you're talking about. Modern Art is an umbrella term that encompasses different movements.

>>742156250
That would be something. I'd be in good company if that were to happen.

>>742156279
Not exactly.

>>742156306
Picasso was a fraud. If any retard could then why aren't you? There is a difference between criticism and "I don't understand it so I'm going to insult it," numbnuts.

>>742156390
Not nearly as much as you'd think.

>>742156495
Not everyone wants to be a failed artist spastic. Music is the best form of art.

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>>742156544
There is no best form of art.

>>742156495
leave it to me and ill make it happen

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>>742156495
well that's what i asked, an explanation, i didnt go to art school


one part of modern art is nice though
and that's pic related

>>742156615
Your opinion.

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>>742156650
No, school as in movement. Cubism, Futurism, etc. Each had entirely different ends in mind.

>>742156646
Make what happen?

>>742156780
My fact.

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I sleep now.

>>742149220
needs moar blue butt

I feel bad for Nibi. Every single time i see him he's still a virgin and unrelenting of his high standards and get depressed, due to him having such high standards will ultimately leave him in his status as a virgin. Kinda wanna fuck him, so he can live out his life not worrying about him getting his rocks off.

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>>742155539

Are you Dallas fort worth guy?

>>742156495
I do know how you enjoy to disagree with everything possible and have pointless arguments

New thread?

>>742160023
make one

>>742145677
This is why people don't fuck you. Because you say retarded fucking shit all the time. You're fucked in the head.

>t. non virgin

>>742161887
Im not a virgin either
And I'd say it's pretty insignificant unless you're in some chad friend group who are strangely open about sexual activity with eachother

>>742155898
this

>>742163629
He's autistic, he won't understand.

hahahah, the Head Guy got so triggered. What a thread to witness

>>742163874
btw. he's annoying bigheaded cunt

>>742144585
Have seen your art in other boards whiles back, love it man please keep it up would buy some of it if I could. Cheers