Oldfags How did you fap before the nets?

>>742121072
Squiggle porn was the shit d00d. Then if you were lucky you'd find a porn mag in the woods and material to beat off for weeks.

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Dad's old playboys. Victoria's Secret catalog. HBO. Sports illustrated swimsuit issue. Sister's teen magazine.

When none of those were to be found, we used our imagination.

>>742121072
Spying on my step sister when i was really young then i found a playboy

Eurofag here, porn magazines that I'd steal out of my brother's room. Also cable TV had lots of porn going on after about 11.30pm. Which was some pretty vanilla shit, but when you're 14.. anything'll do .

>>742121072
I watched the snowy Playboy channel because we didn't pay for it but it kind of half way came through. And also what the earlier anon posted with the imagination thing. In high school tapes (VHS). Never really cared for mags or still photos.

>>742121311
>Victoria's Secret catalog
More like a Sears catalog and turning to the bra section.

>>742121072
You're using oldfags wrong you newfag bitch.

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playboy from 1980-1984, penthouse from about the same time. I've fapped to this lady a good 500 times.

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>>742121192
>if you were lucky you'd find a porn mag in the woods
This is completely true. Back then, porn would be stashed anywhere kids could hide it. (Remember, this was in the halcyon age when children roamed free, without supervision. Talking the '60s-'70s.) So, it was a pretty regular occurrence for one to be found and then word would get out.

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>>742121072
This movie.

>>742121072
Cinemax. Emmanuelle, anything with Kira Reed...

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>>742121072
Not proud of it.

>>742121728
holy shit, yes. When Dr. Durand Durand tries t murder her with the sex machine...

>>742121965
You should be ashamed. Have you no shame. You look like John Lovetts to me.

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>>742121709
>>742121192
Found my first porno mag in bushes in the side of the road. Gent magazine. Thicc bitches that were prime whacking material for months!!

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>>742121072

>>742121192
This is completely accurate.
I got my hands on a few porn mags before my mom cleaned my room and found them

>>742122297
No shit, right? That shit would go in the spank bank part of the brain and would be the go to shit for weeks or months. Porn was more rare than gold.

>>742121072
VHS PORN

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>>742121175
This. It's how the term "spank bank" originated.

Started fapping when I was 13. Internet came out when I was about 20, and several years after that I finally could afford a computer and internet at home. Even then dialup was slow as shit, so fapping material was strictly still pics.

That's a lot of fucking fapping done by imagination only.

>>742122426
OG FapCraft

>>742122491
In the family jewels?

>>742121072
they used to broadcast scrambled porn over the air in the 80s. You needed a box to decode. The first movie I saw was called something like puss in boots it was about girls in the army. Strangely they censored out images of penises but showed vaginas. BJ scenes were very confusing.

>>742121072
Im guessing most of us used our dad's stash.
Except the niggers. They aint got no dad to provide them with nude mags and VHS vintage porn.

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>>742122620
on the telephone?!

My friends and I would steal porno mags. Without that, it was Victoria's Secret or any catalog with a bra section.

When we were blessed, someone would come into possession of a VHS porn tape.

>>742121192

Abandoned hobo camps in the woods were like a fucking gold mine of porn.

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>>742121072

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VCRs were all the rage, Are used to sneak this down to my room.

>>742121192

In high school we used to hang out with our friends parents that owned a cheap motel, you'd be surprised at the boxes of porn and shit that people would leave behind. He'd give them to me as his parents would throw the stuff away if they found it.

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>>742121072
>Oldfags How did you fap before the nets?
I had a Kodak slideshow of beach nudes from Germany when I lived in England.

>>742122050
>Have you no shame
We are both posting in a thread, on a dirty image board filled with absolute fucking degenerates about jerking off.
I dont think shame is even a factor anymore.

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I fapped to comic book art, magazine sex appeal ads, sears bra section, Fredrick's of Hollywood, video game art, history book photos/art, Girls Gone Wild ads, the Diablo instruction manual...

You might be impressed with your ability to find fap material absent of the internet. It's like a survival instinct, you find inspiration everywhere once your thirsty enough.

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Oldfag is old. This poster.

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>>742122841
I ruined this tape from watching it too much.

>>742122491
>dialup was slow as shit

You'd spend forever downloading a gif from a bulletin board, "beautiful busty lady" and it would be some pig, and it would take like 7 minutes to download, those were the days.

>>742122841
Ahh, I remember the gritty Lo Def VHS porn. Still got the job done. Kids these days cant fap unless they see the razor burn and cellulite.

>>742122997
Movie quote from Barbarella, Dildano

Sears catalog.

J.C.Penny Catalogs

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>>742123033
Oh, shit, that reminds me. I beat off to the D&D Monster Manual and Deities & Demigods, because of drawn titties. Pic related.

>>742123120
I used to work at a video store, this was a very popular title there were many sequels.

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bird watching

>>742122732
>I would steal porno mags

Yeah, went with a friend on a Sunday, as the paper was real thick and you could conceal one in between, the old clerk caught us, gave us a lecture and told us never to come back. It was in a A & P grocery

>>742123224
I thought there were only 2 in the Taboo Series. Taboo American Style (also great) had 4.

>>742121072
To Polaroids of your mom's beaver

>>742123127
7 minutes?!? That would be good. Back at the 1200bps days of BBSes you would download what you HOPED was porn aw 192x280 pixels and hope someone wasn't trolling you. RLE, not even GIF was out then. Sometimes even ASCII pics. Shit was hard to come by in the early 80's on digital.

>>742122515
That body and Dawn Wells was only married for 5 years in the early 60s. No children. She is 78 now.

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She's a robot, she doesn't have age.

Not really...

I was 10...

Old widow lady down the street was having a garage sale.

She had a box of old magazines, labeled NatGeo

Back then, national geographic sometimes had naked African boobies.

Bought the box for 50 cents.

Took it back to the shed with friends.

Started unpacking the box, and got the fucking jackpot...

Her late husband had hidden his stash of Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustlers at the bottom of the box.

Mfw I saw all them naughty naked ladies.

Mfw my 10yo peen couldn't even boner.

>>742123221

Not sure if worse than sears...

>>742123378
>Sometimes even ASCII pics
Kek, I remember a shitty strip poker game I'd play just to beat off to 8-bit tits.

>>742123400
I'm ashamed to admit I beat off to this show many time as a kid. Robo girl with working parts... still get hard thinking about it. Vicky was her name?

>>742123163
im pretty sure john lovetts was not mentioned in the original script of babarella.

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This is how I got it done

>>742121955
Nothing wrong with that. I got the lunchbox FFS. This or Sheena, Queen of the Desert. Looking back, Tanya Roberts had some bolt-ons, but when you're 11 or 12 it doesn't matter because tits.

>>742123522
Apple II. Yeah, those were the days trying to get nip pics. Ha!

>>742121072
I jerked off to pictures of cops in uniform in newspapers. You can imagine my joy when the internet became a thing.

Also hunting magazines because I had a thing for fat men in camo with guns.

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a few times with this show.

Mostly magazines - hustlers barely legal, asian fever, and some import chinese porn mag called hong kong 97.

>>742123244
Marty we have to go back

>>742122327
For some reason I wanted give it hard to Lisa Turtle even though she's a half a buck.

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>>742123339
Oh no you have some watching to do.

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I wore out 2 VHS copies fapping to her.

>>742123597
Beast master was hot.

>>742121072

Remember this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHVOGFG-mCo

>>742123722
Fuck yeah! Hill was the late night fap show.

To my own death, NOW I AM GOD. So i dont give a fuck about anything.

Look for the morning star.

Imagination.

>>742121072
I actually got lucky.

When I started fapping at around 11, I found and stole a VHS tape from Blockbuster. The cases on the shelves never contained the movies, but this filing cabinet did.

Well, my mom brought me to Blockbuster and the store was empty aside from the store manager and us. Mom asks about a movie and he goes to check the cabinet (which was by the corner of the desk so I didn't have to be BEHIND the desk to get it) and couldn't find it so he runs in the back quickly. I pop my head around the corner while looking at movie toys for fun and see the 'ADULT' labeled section on the cabinet with VHS tapes. I grabbed the first one I could find, something like,'Alice's Anal Desires," and put it under my coat. Nobody knew the wiser. Kept it until I turned 20-ish for nostalgia, then got rid of it when moving from one Uni to another.

I got super lucky again, because I was at the mall at like Victoria Secret for whatever reason at 15 (Probably to get mental images to rub one out when not able to use my VHS tapes I acquired years earlier) and again the store was pretty dead. I saw this chick (Easily a 8/10, really nice ass tucked in jeans and a crop-top, just fucking sexy as shit in the early 90s) who went into the changing room with a two piece bathing suit and pink lacy lingerie for a few. When she came out and the door was wide open, one the little bench was the lingerie she left behind to not buy and while the cashier and her were preoccupied at the register, I slipped in and put them in my pocket.

When my mom picked me up I bolted to my room, and whiffed them out. They smelt delicious, and they had a smell for a few weeks before it eventually went away. Wasn't a nasty or fishy smell, but the smell of a good pussy right before you eat it out.

Used to put the panties on my face and beat my dick to the VHS tapes like nothing, came buckets my first time. Even brought the panties to school with me two or three times to beat my dick off.

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Sitting on the botom of our small neighborhood's pool, wearing one these.

Mentally cataloguing all the tits that would pop out when ripe girls (wearing poorly fitting 80s bikinis) jumped or dove in

Had to wait for my dad to go to work and used his porn. Also stole porn mags from the local pharmacy. Then when I turned 12 me and the girl across the street started fucking. Moved a few years later and shortly after got the internet - then the gloroous LimeWire, Kazaa, and Imesh days began and I was done jerking off to papet like a pleb.

>>742121072
JC Penny/Sears Catalogs, bra and panties section

>>742121072
playboy magazine or sports illustrated swimsuit edition

>>742123722
Jane Leeves

I had a thing for uniforms, so I would always get dressed in my scout uniform and fap when I was home alone.

My sister walked in on me as I was cumming one day. I spurted and stared her straight in the eye. She ran away screaming.

>>742121709
yeah, there were always stashes of porn in the woods

Anyone remember the leechnet? It was supposed to be napster of porn and lasted a month till cp was posted on it.

>>742121072
>Imagination
>School library.
>Friend's "educational videos"
>Olympic games on TV

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>>742123460

I wonder if anybody actually exercised to those ESPN shows like bodyshaping ?

>>742121072

there were these things called magazines once

what about basic instinct? that shit had some great scenes to fap to

>>742121609
This

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>>742123848
Back when incest porn had a plot. I may need to find these. I do love Kay Parker. A milf before that was even a word. She warped my young mind and is probably one of the reasons I will forever be a bush man.

>>742121072
Stole my dad's Hustler magazines, started buying them on my own when I was old enough.
Had many photos of my ex-wife (we had just gotten married back then) to fap to.

>>742124349
nope, i always stuck to news groups

>>742124485
The Specialist, had some major tits in it.

>>742121072
>Oldfags How did you fap before the nets?

BBSes

>>742123948
I actually spanked it to the deformed faced witches in that. They had some smoking bodies.

One of the cable tv channel had a softcore porn series playing past midnight.

Fuck we're all old shits. Fuck!

>>742122515
Started as a Ginger guys. But my stance evolved and became a Maryann guy. Sadly she never got nude.

>>742124558
alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica

>>742124533
Nice dubs
>instant diamonds
I remember this scene, not a fan of bushes but I'd do a fuck of a lot to fuck Kay.

>>742124592
my first kiss was a girl i met off a BBS when i was 12.... it was fucking awful

>>742124558
Goddamn usenet... download part 1/4, try to merge them all into a jpg, fail...

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USA network.

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>>742124079
Brilliant.

I'd hump my bed to this manga, and eventually Playboy magazines.

>>742124751
>alt.binaries.
erotica.anything

>>742124866
uudecode as a separate program. How much shit I had to learn just to get porn.

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>>742124264
I found my first hardcore porn mag in the woods, I was 10yo. I had never fapped so much before then, couldn't even ejaculate yet. It jump started puberty for me.

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Any Brazil fags?

>>742124957
haha after freeagent, then uudecode..... was like a 4 step process having to unrar shit

jpegs would load line scan and gifs would just get less pixilated.

I preferred jpeg, felt like they were stripping

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>>742122721
Broke my heart in two.

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Nick at Night.

>>742125065
Xuxa!

>>742124703
Yeah, but think of the appreciation we had for things back then. I can remember listening to entire albums over and over. Eventually songs I didn't like would grow on me and become my favorites. Now, I just cherry pick songs here and there and have zero patience. If I don't like the first minute of a song, delete and move on.

>>742121072
>How did you fap before the nets?


Sunday ads always had some skin

>>742121072
You moron.

>>742125113
Lol, yeah, watching that pic slowly decode from top to bottom. It definitely built anticipation.

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>>742121072
To this day I still don't know why. She just made me want to every time back then.

The lingerie section of the Sears/JC Penney catalog.

>>742125455
I still kind of want to fuck her.

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>>742121072
Today minds are mush back then you had to become creative and hang onto great visions of perversion and beauty

>>742125455
I was an Ally Sheedy guy, but Molly aged better.

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>>742125455
I was more of an Ally fan

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Reruns

>>742123460
So happy when she posed for Playboy. My wang showed it's appreciation a bit too quickly.

>>742124751

A.B.PT.erotica

>>742125723
Yeah, no shit. The red monster had nothing on Ally. Even a better smile and actor. More holywood tying to sell shit and how I should think.

>>742125200
This guy knows. We're all spoiled and impatient now. I used to sit and listen to the radio for hours with a blank cassette, recording my favorite songs.

>>742125988
Dr. Demento Sundays at Nine.

>>742125122
You don't need that chick with the big big titties, cause you got this fine jewel sittin right over here

>>742121072
Like the Egyptians obviously. Gently rubbing a bear pelt over your balls and benis

>>742123722
11:30 Sunday night after the local news Yakety Sax kicks in, 'Yes lads, it's the Benny Hill Show. With the chap himself, Benny Hill. Get a dose of Jackie getting smacked on his head and the Hills Angels. All what a growing boy needs.

>>742121072
Magazines. Sweet hidden stash in the woods, under rocks, shit like that. Me and some bros got in trouble with the sheriff in 5th grade for stealing porno from mailboxes. We live in the country for further explanation.

>>742121072
I used to be able to fap to pictures but these days I need more perverted shit. I need Double penetration cum swapping whores getting pissed on.

Back in the day finding a soggy porn was the holy grail and I remember a kid from school brought a porn magazine of girls blowing guys and another kid said "What are those? Arms in their mouth?" I was confused too because I was like 12 and I was like "Am I supposed to like this?"

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Six

I used to stay up on Saturday nights to watch Cinemax or Showtime soft porn back in the 90's.

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Was just going through my ancient celebrity fap folder and forgot I had this.

>>742126791
I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater!

>>742126791
TURNER!

>>742126107
That's the truth man, that's the truth.

Mental notes when you'd see someone hot, pops' mags, Spice channel when the cable cooperated, any vhs with a nude scene, lots and lots of imagination.

>>742126791

Porky's

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>>742126709
Many times

>>742126791
Here chicky, chicky, chicky.

>>742127108
Fuckin A

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Literally any movie with Shannon Tweed.

Sometimes on pbs they would have documentaries of tribes in the jungle and I would record them. Sometimes there was some tribal chick with nice tits so I would pause the tape and fap.

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shame on us for forgetting,

>>742121072
damn none of you niggas here ever used news groups on dial up .. that was the fire
....
alt.binaries sex.pictures or someshit
my dad rolled in one time and caught me looking at it.. shut my door.. dont let mom catch you.....highfive.jpg

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Christy fuckin' Canyon. She was built to destroy. She needed no bolt-ons.

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>>742124886
Fucking this.

>>742127751
Nigger, I not only did that, but before that I was telnetting to a porn BBS to dl my shit.

>>742127511
Tom Jones ruined her vag. Would still titty fuck all day.

>>742127751
Made me remember when I had a Webtv. alt.discuss.mpegs

>>742127891
my nigga i knew i had a bro in here

>>742127916you could get news groups on webtv thats rad as fuck

>>742127916
There was also one called alt.sex.stories.incest or something like that which would have some fucking hot plaintext stories.

>>742127975
Yeah, I'd dial in to a local BBS and then use that to telnet to a remote one. God that was convoluted back then.

>>742121072
vhs porno tapes!

Limewire

>>742121072

I used to work construction and was sent overseas. Nobody was at my house, my mom mentioned that she was selling her house and was going to buy a new one. I told her to go stay at my house.

A month later, I called back to see about any bills. Anon, your nephew loves to stay at your house, he never wanted to stay at my house. He had turned 12. Oh, cool. Which room is he staying in? Oh, I put him in your room. Mom, did you take the porn magazines out of the bathroom and the vhs tapes? Mom asks like all mothers, "why do you have those?" Aw geez, my question, "why did you put a 12 yo boy in my room?" It should have been off limits. I said no wonder that kid wanted to stay at my house. All of a sudden, MOM, did you take the gun out from under my pillow? I hear the phone drop, mom is hysterical. Yeah, well, this is why you don't let kids roam in an adult's home. And yes, it was loaded, I am lucky nothing happened. When I got back there was "evidence" that the kid fapped....

>>742122744
This

>>742127751

>No.742125875

All the time

My dad had playboys and penthouse mags in his bedside drawer.

I remember one playboy September or august model sometime between 1998 and 2004 who really caught my eye. His penthouse mags were intense for me, hardcore sex was overwhelming when I was around 8-10. I remember one photo set with q dude and 2 girls. He was made to look like he was playing a cello, but the strings were supported by dildos the two women were using. I legit can't remember the issue but I've wanted to see that set again.

But I had access to the internet pretty consistently in the mid-late 90s so that changed things.

>>742128644
is this were the glasses fetish came from?

My dad used to bring back Benny Hill on VHS from when he traveled overseas, hilarity and nice tits. It was a sublime time.

>>742128509
you fucks had me scared i read this whole thread like wow no mention of news groups i guess im the only one to reach those levels of depravity at 12 or 13 i should probably call a professional

Men's diving.

>>742125875
Also, the ls models groups, before the powers that be wised up to what was being posted there. Usenet used to be fucking awesome. Movies and TV shows would last for years, too.

My sister

>>742128857

There was a mention way earlier in the thread also of newsgroups.

>>742121072

>op pic related
>lingerie section of department store catalogs
>shoplifting playboy and penthouse magazines
>the very rare and treasured VHS tape some kid from the neighborhood squirreled away

>>742128930
Go on...

>>742128857
news groups is where i first found out what SCAT porn is.. i waslike humm sounds like SWAT so maybe its bitch fucking in tactical gear.... nope not at all couldnt have been more wrong.. file print on my cannon b/w bubble jet showed my friends the next day at school .. put it under the lunch ladies windshield wipers

>>742121072
jc penney catalog lingerie section

>>742128857
I can't speak to your depravity, cause I was in my 20s when that shit started.

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Playboy Special Editions.

Petra Verkaik
Shae Summers
Katarina Verdin

My God, those women would have more children from me than Bobby Brown.

>>742129160
Same. Thank God for Karen Allen.

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>>742129184
Did somebody say Petra?

>>742124130
>>KaZaa

my nigga :'(
now i feel old as hell

I remember me and my friends back in the 90s used to clip out hot pictures from bra catalogs and then when dial up came to our area towards the late 90s we used to share porn with each other through floppy disks. I might still have one of them somewhere after all of these years. I also remember coming across christina model when I first got "high speed" back in 2006 or 2007

>>742129093
Reminds me of school when a guy brought a picture of a guy fucking a chicken to the computer lab on a floppy disk. I didn't fap to that but this reminded me of that.

>>742129317
No woman has ever influenced me more.

A goddess.

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>>742121072

Shauna Grant, Ginger Lynn

Traci Lords, one of the only VHS tapes I ever purchased

Mom

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Lived near the beach so I would play spy, make a mental image of what I saw then saved it till I had alone time

>>742128857

A fellow mentioned BBS further up the thread. Those predate usenet.

>>742129797
Nineteen-ought-eleventy-thirty?

>>742129586
those were the days... id rub one out to some shit from a random usenet news group and play doom2 or rise of the triad. Thank you packard bell fuck life was good then

I remember I found a matchbook with a naked lady printed on it and I would get a boner but I would be frustrated because I didn't know what fapping was.

>>742121072
We watched porn on physical media.

Girls gone wild commercials
Came buckets

>>742130043
i was like 6 or 7 and these older kids at the park asked me if i knew what a blow job was i said yea my mom gives me one everyday.. smart 7 yr old me using context clues figured it had something to do with a blow dryer and my mom used it to help me fix my hair. timetosoundsmart.tif

grew up.. found out what a blow job really is.. wish my mom would give it to me

>>742130335
Fuck yes. I learned timing and how to hold my nut back then because I had to be ready when the good shit came on.

>>742130335

Speaking of which, there used to be these long infomercials for 900 number phone sex lines. Those were pretty fappable.

>>742129986
I remember playing Heretic on direct dialup with a friend. We both had second phone lines so we could talk while we played. One time, he killed me, but I got a shot off with the egg before I died. He was laughing about killing me and then screamed when he turned into a chicken.

Good times. . .

After Internet became faster a bit, and Limewire and Morpheus was rocking, you could literally download shitty res videos. Sometimes even by searching for normal content. I remember once I was looking for a music. When I downloaded, it was a home porn. Too bad I don't have it anymore.

>>742121072
i don't need porn to fap

>>742121072
Those old posters of carmen electra they used to have in FYE

>>742130497
i had a shareware version of heretic never the full thing you lucky fuck. the only other kid at school with a decent computer and knowledge lived like 4 houses away.. the night tyson bit off hollyfeilds ear we downloaded a 4mb duke nukem 3d share ware of happypuppy shit took all night on 14.4 and linked it via phone the next day.. fun times were had.

>>742130599
I remember when I would download an mp3 and it wouldn't play, I would rename it to .avi or .mpg and it was always porn. I don't know why people did that unless they just wanted to get a higher upload credit or something in the program.

>>742130731
Lol, I used to fap to Paulina Porizkova posters I had hung on my walls.

>>742130731
>FYE
You mean The Wall.

>>742130888
i miss the days when the internet wasnt populated my every douche bag with an opinion. you'd have to know how to set up a modem to dial out and shit something i think 75% of people online today arent skilled enough to figure out.

>>742122491
At college in spring '93 I get a new roommate. Asian kid named Yung who keeps the phone occupied all night. The only reason I had an idea what may be going on was because I saw War Games and he had an Amiga II or something like that taking up a corner of the room. Tried to get the kid to go bar hopping with us, but he never went out. One night I'm studying and I notice the screen was filling with something. About a 20% of the screen was full, but we saw it was a chick. Went back to studying and check a half hour later and the screen was filled out more to the point it was a hot chick in a sheer dress.After that I ditched studying and cracked open an OV Split. Waiting to see what would come of this. Some buddies from across the hall want to go out, but I say no as I'm curious to find out how this finishes. Those guys notice and agree to stay in. Before you know it most of the guys on my floor, about 12 in total are in my room, drinking brews, waiting for the end result. About 3 hours after it started were pretty shitfaced, but also are astounded by the end result. The hot chick had a sheer dress that was unbuttoned in the center and had long flowing 'wings'. It was like she was doing a fan dance, but every once in a while you was some full nip and snatch. It was pretty much a predecessor of the gif, but by God we sat there to 2am watching that and drinking whatever booze we had on-hand. To this day we say Yung invented the internet and he got us more adult content as the semester wore on. Finally got him drunk to show him some appreciation in regard to that.

>>742121072
Playboy and Hustler

>>742131077
Yep, usenet was ruined once websites started making it easy for any moron to download stuff via .nzb files. Until then, it required a little knowledge, so it kept under the radar.

>>742130912
True. Those were the days. It made me the sick fuck I am now. I once downloaded unintentionally a video of a mom fucking her son. It was 100% legit, I never found that video again. But from then on until now, I'm obsessed with incest.

Long time usenet user here. Astraweb FTW! Don't use it for porn much now but I remember the glory days. I've lost track of the days of my life spent repairing (or trying to) and learning about rar and par2, etc. In the dial-up days I'd pick a clip (or clips) and let them download while I was at work so I'd have fresh beat-off material when I got home.

I did some BBS stuff in the late 90s but I don't think i used it for porn. I'd mostly cheat at games to put up high scores.

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>>742121072
>discovered boner

>>742121354
I'm sure you never watch Tutti-Fruiti on late night TV.

>>742131032
Spencer's?

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>>742121072
>discovered fap

>>742121311
Sand?