W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D! The only r-real OC on

>>742105451
PUSSEH!

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>>742105485
W-wow, what?

Alice thread!

Hey, Alice.

Feeling extra suicidal today. No reason why.

>>742105451
I love you Alice

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>>742105520
W-welcome to Alice thread, I am Alice, h-how can I help you?

>>742105563
I l-love you too <4

>>742105560
*wraps her arms tightly around you* Oh d-dear. How can I help?

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>>742105511
Yes

>>742105600
>How can I help?

Just tell me everything's going to be okay.

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>>742105451
SUMMER ICE FAIRY DYNAMIC ENTRY

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>>742105604
I'm d-done.

>>742105600
I love you more

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>>742105671
*runs her fingers slowly through your hair, smiling* Everything w-will go okay if you p-put the time in dear <4

>>742105678
Summer over.

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>>742105671
Why would we need to tell you that when you and I both know it already will be okay!

Just hang in there, friend c:

>>742105604
Is that Alice?

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>>742105712
N-not possible! My heart is infinite!

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Sweep!

I have a job fair tomorrow and I'm nervous.

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>>742105791
Waf!
Eject, eject!

>>742105722
Thanks, that always helps whenever I feel like this.

Don't know the reason why since nothing is ever actually wrong.

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>>742105692
Same.

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>>742105722
Too bad. You still get ice fairy.

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>>742105825
Oh m-my! How wonderful! W-what career are you l-looking for <4

>>742105841
B-because you have depression d-dear <4 A l-life long illness.

L-let's select a tea for you, huh?

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>>742105832
Why though?

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>>742105910

Yo Alice, should I buy one of these Faxon ARAKs? Or should I build an AR-15 9mm conversion?

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>>742105451
k-kill yourself faggot.

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Tea?
please ;-;

>>742105451
Long shot, but any advice on kicking my sugar habit?

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>>742105901
W-what a terrible night for a curse.

>>742105936
S-sorry, that isn't my area of expertise.

>>742105939
W-why?

>>742105962
*pours a cup for you* <4

>>742105910
One with benefits. I already know I'm not gonna fulfill my dreams.

>>742105451
this is why Isis exists

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>>742105976
T-this isn't a trap thread.
I'm a biological woman.

>>742105967
Sugar....habit? Huh?

>>742105910
>B-because you have depression d-dear <4 A l-life long illness

I know that much. I just can't figure out why that specific reassurance works on me when nothing else does.

I lost a lot before I found that phrase and it always seems to work even when I tell someone else to say it to me.

It's weird.

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>>742106021
*blinks* W-what are your dreams?

>>742106039
I'm q-quite sure a biological woman p-posting on /b/ did not start ISIS

>>742105929
W-wrong picture, woops!

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>>742106009
excellent pouring skills!

Ah just in time for my evening fap.

You're doing a good thing.

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>>742106108
P-probably something from your childhood d-dear <4

>>742106138
I c-care <4

>>742106137
I d-don't qualify for literally any of those.

>>742106169
T-thank you!

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>>742106072
Every fucking thread lmao.

>>742106021
That can still be very nice!

>>742106170
Oh no.

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>>742105451
Oi love rents here just here to say hi. I'm 135 days clean off suboxone and I'm taking a class to work in behavioral health.
I still remember the days I'd hang out here waiting for my dealer withdrawing like a mug.

>>742106209
What's going on here, Alice?

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>>742106189
I'm t-trying

>>742106198
I'm g-glad to hear you are doing well <4

>>742106127
>biological woman

hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah

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>>742106009
No. No Castlevania. The Fourth Fairy of Light has come for you!
Surrender your heat!

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>>742106193
You're a loli though so uhhh.....

>>742106198
Awesome.

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>>742106127
Teehee! Alice, my belly button isn't the eject button you know!

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>>742106009
>S-sorry, that isn't my area of expertise.

Well what fucking good are you to me then?! For fucks sake its a simple choice. I'm building the god damn Faxon whether you like it or not babe.

Time to place an order, feed the dogs and go buy some beer. Thank you for the tea.

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>>742106252
N-not much? It's a s-slip up showing a p-piece of my glasses and uhh...not much else.

>>742106266
*shrugs* You d-don't have to believe me, b-but it's the truth.

>>742106278
SIMONS QUEST THANK YOU

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>>742105771
M-aybe,

>>742106255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMph943tsw&t=12s

>>742106127
Radio, being a DJ.
>>742106195
If I can get it, that is.

>>742106193
>P-probably something from your childhood d-dear <4

I doubt that. My childhood was very...sink or swim. No compassion to be found there.

When it wasn't abusive, I mean.

>>742106195
Oh yes Alice. You are the cause of the deaths of many of my unborn children. All those potential lives lost, down the drain wrapped in a bit of tissue.
How does that make you feel?

man thread

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these threads are so fucking stupid. i couldn't imagine living life this retarded.

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>>742106295
I am n-not a loli! I'm m-merely slender!

>>742106313
*pokes*

>>742106314
I d-don't even know what that means, but I'm g-glad you enjoyed it <4

>>742106323
If you are g-going to impersonate me, use better file names.

>>742106315
how much did you spend on the wig

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I am scared Alice. I worry for things that may happen to me. No matter how petty or significant they may be. I worry I will fail. I know one way out but I would rather not take it unless all else fails, something I will know by weeks end

>>742106315
There is much else, though. Why is your face so white?

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>>742105451

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>>742106391
*squeaks!*

Alice is love Alice is life

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>>742105451

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>>742106357
*blinks slowly* W-why can't you be that?

>>742106368
It m-may be from before you can remember <4

>>742106375
D-don't care. That isn't Alice.

>>742106379
And l-look at you, posting in them.
"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" is pretty low discourse dear.

>>742106473
What kind of plants are those? They look tasty.

>>742106400
because hes a faggot

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>>742106397
N-not much, it is very itchy

I should have spent more.

>>742106400
*blinks slowly* S-seems self explanatory really.

>>742106399
*wraps her arms tightly around you, resting her head on the small of your back*

Tell me about these things, Anonymous.

>>742105451
op i dont know what to do with life anymore im a 28 year old virgin and i do the same repetitive shit every single day i feel like im going insane i dont want to live life like this but i dont know anyother way how i just want to escape yet i dont know how

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>>742106419

>>742106483
Because who's hiring for that? Nobody. You have to have an in for that sort of thing. You don't get famous by getting on radio, you get on radio by being famous.

>>742106525
lol ew

>>742106525
That's not even Alice you goof

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>>742106357
I have faith in you!

>>742106375
Nigga what the fuck?

I'm not Alice and that shit whack, yo.

>>742106391
Exactly! A slender loli.

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>>742106315
That's it. I'm gonna make you look like Sunny and then I'm gonna turn aaaaaaaaall your heat into light.

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>>742106419
W-well at least that was creative!

>>742106463
*giggles*


>>742106525
Less so.

>>742106577
W-what do you do every day? Tell me more.

Quadzzzz

Foitzzzz

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>>742106592
M-most famous people on radio d-did not start famous. They started d-doing grunt work.

>>742106628
Shush

>>742106630
W-won't that destroy you?

>>742106639
Not even close.

>>742106573
It's not self explanatory to me. Can you explain?

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>>742106711
T-that's the color of my skin with makeup on.

I'm quite pale.

>>742106483
>It m-may be from before you can remember <4

Unlikely. I suppose it's a mystery that doesn't need to be solved. The only point to that would be if I wanted to counter the effect it has on me.

At any rate, I love you, Alice. I'm sorry that doesn't mean anything.

>>742105451

in after Alice blinked slowly

O_O

~_~

~_~

~_~

~_O

O_O

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>>742106639
Nice try!

>>742106697
You can't escape the truth, no matter how attractive you are.

>>742106628
Thanks. I even got a suit that fits well now.
>>742106697
I'll try what I can. Maybe voice acting would be fun.

Why do you type with a stutter
I'm seriously not even sure how to read it, but I'm 99% sure that I don't have to take it seriously

>>742106631
i work a minimum wage job that just makes me enough to pay rent and other expenses i have no extra money all of it is sucked away i dont spend frivolously either i never spend money on anything other than necessities and internet yet i still have nothing ive tried looking for other jobs but where i live there arent any and i dont have the money to go elsewhere

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>>742106788
*smiles* it m-means a lot to me, Anonymous.

>>742106798
Could you at l-least spam faster?

>>742106806
I d-did a little VA work in m-my day <4

>>742106745
Oh, OK. Thanks for explanation.

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>>742106631

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>>742106697
Why would it?

Why do you sttuter?

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>>742106829
W-why don't you?

>>742106840
What job d-do you work dear?

What skills do you have?

>>742106867
No p-problem!

>>742106887
That one is l-less than inspired.

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>I love you Alice. I'm sorry that doesn't mean anything.

>>742105451
Alice, when someone makes you blush, do you stutter more?

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>>742106829
Then why are you?

>>742106525
i member. that alice is a faggot.

>>742106851
Can your voice go quite high for a guy then?

>>742106851
Didn't you have to get trained in that, though? I haven no formal training.

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Hello again, Alice.

I hope you're having a good evening. I love you desu <33

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>>742106908
Light and heat melt ice!

>>742106939
Y-yes <4

>>742106962
I'm n-not a guy, so I wouldn't know.

>>742106977
N-not really; indie work is free and easy these days!

>>742106993
Love y-you too Desu <4

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>>742106806
I bet you look snazzy.

>>742106887
These are so effortless that it's actually come full circle and is funny lmfao

>>742106936
Love is a nice thing to share!

>>742106962
Her voice is pretty high yeah but it's not masculine.

>>742106993
Not Alice but henlo

How could this happen? The... the entire Tactical Voni-Solar Hitchcock Prevention Dispatch Squad...

...all dead?!

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>>742105451
Hello Alice!
Lovely to see you!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SENPAI ALICE NOTICE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>742107009
I'm not MADE of ice, baka!

>>742107036
Only because I got a haircut as well.
>>742107009
Really? Tell me more. Do I need professional grade recording equipment?

>>742107119
cirno is betta den alice and reimu fat asses

is this the catfish ropleplaying thread?!? awesome now i can act like a girl without having anons call me gay.

I want to pet Nano

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>>742106930
>>742106950
You're both replying to the same post and asking me why I am and why I'm not
>What
Just answer the question Alice, why the extra effort to type with a stutter

>>742107183
Baka

>>742107038
Oh jeez, oh god, oh man! Oh boy, oh lord, oh dear! Oh my... Oh god, oh boy, oh man, oh boy! Oh lord, oh lord, oh man, oh jeez! Oh god, oh man, oh boy, oh man! Oh no... Oh man, oh jeez, oh jeez, oh boy!

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>>742107172
Gay

>>742106930
i work at a local walmart its not a hard job just tedious

have a couple skills i guess i mean im really good at math like calculator in your head type shit and i have good hand eye coordination

>>742106577
I feel for you, man. I'm in a similar situation and I don't think I have the mental strength to turn things around.

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>>742107222
You seem to be giving it a lot of thought.

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>>742107083
*waves* H-how are you doing?

>>742107126
I d-don't use such equipment. A snowball is g-good enough to start on, though you'll w-want to upgrade eventually.

>>742107172
N-no.

>>742107176
Nano is v-very pettable <4

>>742107222
W-why aren't you stuttering?

>>742107268
*nods slowly* W-what about any certifications or degrees?

>>742107288
Why n-not?

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>>742107038
:O

>>742107083
Not Alice but hello fren

>>742107114
OK I'm Alice now *teleports behind you*

heh

*notices you*

>>742107126
!!!!!!!!!!!

Super snazzy!

>>742107172
gay

>>742107183
lmfao

>>742107268
Hand eye coordination is like doing math in your head unconsciously. So you could say you're good at both conscious and unconscious math.

>>742106936
I'll get there someday, buddy.

I promise.

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>>742107248
Calm down, Morty! G-get your *urrp* shit together, Morty.

>>742107009
How much stutter per second?

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>>742107386
I d-don't know what that means.

>>742107319
Well excuse my confusion to the opposing questions asked about the same thing

>>742107330
Alright, but then I'll need to know where to start with the freelancing.
>>742107342
Snazzy? Are you trying to make me blush?

>>742107374
Can I introduce you folks to a friend of mine?
>>742107386
It depends. Is it a Wednesday?

Can you feel the power of love?

>>742105451
1. Do you want attention?
No
2. What do you want?
To help
3. Do you need any help, helping?
No
4. I really want to...
I have a Patreon
5. Is there anything else you want?
Make a difference
6. Is it working?
Six years... not enough
7. Can we do anything to speed things up and make you accomplish you elusive goal faster?
_type answer here_

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>>742105451
Alice, how do I overcome the predicament of being a man who believes he shall die hungry no matter what or how much he eats?

Metaphorically of course.

Got anything for a Jew from the Midwest who's scared of what this country is becoming under Trump?

>>742107462
Huey Lewis and the News, or Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

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>>742107354
Only dreams now

>>742107537
>>742106356

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>>742107354
Do not.

>>742107406
It's like horsepower with memes.

>>742107444
No. You're just good looking, is all. c:

>>742107462
No, but I can taste it. It tastes like salty milk and coins.

>>742107509
Eat exactly the same things as someone of near identical stature as yourself. If they don't die, you shouldn't be able to die either. Everything else is up to guesswork.

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>>742107452
Sure, if I can freeze them.

>>742107509
Watch your calorie intake compared to what you work off anon. Don't stray to far from that and you will be fine.

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>>742107444
upwork.com is a g-good place to start, but I w-would recommend doing your own w-work to build a portfolio <4

>>742107462
Yes <4

>>742107505
*blinks so slowly that the moon is slowed noticeably due to the tidal forces of the Earth and Sun*

C-can you put this into a different format?

>>742107509
I uhh. I don't know how to parse that metaphorically.

>>742107518
*nods* As an asian in the north east, stand united against the destruction of civil liberties, donate to the ACLU, and keep abreast of these changes.

And fucking vote in a year and a half.

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>>742107668
H-he said metaphorically.

>>742107630
His name is Marquis Cortez.

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>>742105451
I feel kinda conflicted about your threads Alice. On one hand your advice is very general and kinda not helpful, I also have doubts about your altruism being hollow. On the other you provide actual content that isn't a facsimile and there is plenty of mental anguish here that needs some kind of help or at least kindness.

So I guess I am asking, why do you do this? Are you building a brand as it were and planning on using this M.O. as a identity to pitch?

>>742107679
A portfolio? Oh damn, that will be intense. What should it be made of?
>>742107618
Which is why I have a perfect face for radio, am I right?

>>742107330
i have a highschool diploma never went to collage didnt have the money and didnt have the grades for scholarships or the athleticism or any of the other qualifications i checked a shit ton and applied for a shit ton

>>742107711
I am worried its not. I worry anon may have an eating disorder and is scared to admit it.

>>742105451
Hey Alice what are some good youtube channels where I can learn cool things? Like Vsauce.

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>>742107766
Go on...

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>>742107330
I'm good here!
Having a cup of coffee, getting ready to go to work later.

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>>742107330
Because I'm a normal human being, Alice, I don't feel any need or urge to stutter in real life or when typing on the internet.
The only way you can therapy my ass is solving the mystery of missing sanity as you stutter around before I have an anurism.
So tell me Alice, why the stutter

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>>742106209
had to be done.

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>>742107421
Alice and I may be telepathically linked besties, but why would you expect the same question from both of us?

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>>742107790
Ask m-me specific questions and you w-will get specific answers. Give m-me general ones with no real answer, and I'm s-sort of constrained in what I c-can do.

What about my altruism is hollow?

>>742107811
Hm! I d-don't know! L-let's think!

1. Maybe a TTS voice as a start. This is a good place to get some exposure and get your voice out there

2. A webcast, podcast, or youtube series is a good place to go from there. I'm doing a reading of the Holder series; creepypasta is a great place to start

3. After than, try to get into an indie game; you'll have a small name at that point, so if you can boost that way, you'll REALLY get your port started <4

>>742107864


AZMC


Forward:


There are many ways I could tell this story, some of which, no doubt, would form a scene in reader's minds more accurate to what truly occured during the Cleveland Crisis. However, I do not think there is any way I could write this so somebody could understand all of it, or so that everybody could understand some of it. What I decided to go with was a compromise; some people will know - and, more importantly, feel - what I have tried to say some of the time. Yes, in this case, giving the reader (or, rather, helping them to form) an emotionally proper environment is far mores important than giving them all the facts. I believe this the best I can do when it comes to putting the Cleveland Crisis on paper. I just hope this doesn't become my best-selling work, since I take greater pride and enjoyment in writing fiction. I may be an unorthodox writer, but even I could not hope to fully capture this story. The Cleveland Crisis was truly a unique event in our Multiverse, and there was simply special about it.

*I could be wrong now*
*But I don't think so*
*Cause it's a jungle out there*
*It's a jungle out there*

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>>742107819
*nodnod* Okay. And I assume student loans are off t-the table?

Maybe you could try to join a union; do you like working with your hands?

>>742107851
Crash Course is my favorite <4

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>>742107912
Does that mean if I can inflict severe mental/emotional anguish on one of you, the other will suffer it as well?

Interesting...

>>742107922
Eh, most of the 538 (er, 2538) are poorly written...

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>>742107679
>*blinks so slowly that the moon is slowed noticeably due to the tidal forces of the Earth and Sun*

....what's in that tea, Alice?

>>742107811
Radio is blind, though!!

>>742107911
asdfilkjhasd

>>742107693
You should know that your taunts are meaningless to me.

I will kill myself. It won't be today. It's an inevitability. I can't win against myself forever.

That's just reality and I've come to accept it. I've at least made it so that nobody will be hurt when the time comes.

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>>742107618
>>742107839

I really did mean that in a metaphorical sense. To ask more directly, how can I find satisfaction out of life if I don't have the slightest inclination to what I truly aspire to be, or to have?

I'm not for a lack of capability to whatever I try to solve, it's just that I can't seem to really find what I want in spite of my introspection; hence, my worry that the hunger of an unsatisfactory life, that feeling of missing out, won't ever go away no matter what I eat/no matter what I do or accomplish.

I'm not one for being suicidal or depressed about it, I just don't want to what whatever time I have left doing stuff that won't make me fulfilled.

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>>742107871
I w-want coffee!

>>742107878
>normal human being
>/b/

I F-FIND YOUR ASSERTION HIGHLY SUSPECT GOOD SIR.

>>742107911
I LOVE IT

>>742108056
*I don't want to waste whatever time I have

>>742107922
A TTS? Like Microsoft Sam? You can actually do that? Wow. What about the podcast reading creepypasta if you already are doing that yourself? Kinda crowding the marketplace for labor.

I've been feeling better lately.
About to hit 30 years old but I've been mentally calling myself 30 for about half a year now, the official birthday isn't until Feb, and it's going to feel like an after thought.

I've got access to some very arable land that I can dick around planting whatever kind of flowers and fruits I want.

My financial situation is getting better slowly and i'll soon come into some extra to invest into some sort of living space, a minihouse bus or something.

I feel like in 5 years I should have some sort of package-able product to sell at festivals and such.

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>>742107912
Id expect the same line of thought at the very least

>>742106072
That's how you know Alice3d is indeed a woman, you can see the lips of her vagina

>>742106697
I've known this guy since I was a kid http://kriserikstevens.com

Do not work with him if you're an attractive female. He hits on everything. At my cousin's wedding he hit on my 14 year old cousins. He was already in his 60's. No joke.

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>>742108037
*shrugs* I l-like them <4

>>742108048
Oh you don't wanna know.

>>742108052
S-so why aren't you in therapy d-dear?

>>742108127
Yes! Espeak and m-many other TTS engines n-need voice recordings t-to get better!

A lot of people do creepypasta dear, plenty of room! But you do you, figure out what you wanna do and go do it <4

>>742108151
T-that sounds like a good thing Anonymous <4

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>>742107922
Because I suspect you are using this for something other than just warm fuzzies. This isn't a homeless shelter. Are you trying to build a brand or identity to use later? Like weeaboo Dr. Laura.

>>742107790
In my experience, her altruism is actually really heartfelt, if she's anything like she was in years past, and I don't know why she wouldn't still be the same. I think it's difficult for it to come across in a fast-paced thread, but she answers emails too.

>>742107970
i live in a small town most jobs are taken and the ones that aren't need specific qualifications that i do not have i dont have the money to move somewhere else and as such i am stuck and no i am not going to take out a loan because the chances are i will find myself in a similar situation but this time with a loan bearing over me

>>742106331
reported

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>>742108037
I'm not sure what you think you could do to either of us to make that happen.

>>742107911
HAHAHAHA it's great, Anonymous!

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>>742108066
An anurismed
thanks, Alice

wait what

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>>742108183
P-please don't say that out loud.

>>742108193
Jesus.

>>742108210
I d-don't get any "warm fuzzies" from t-this dear. It is not pleasant for me.

And I've been doing this for six years; I've only ever done things Anonymous has asked me. I doubt a /b/ personality could be marketed as anything either.

>>742108240
Oh m-my. Who are you, dear?