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Size doesn't matte-

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Size doesn't matte-
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>>742069812
This fucking meme lol dude lmao
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>>742069812
White dick thread?
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>he said 6 inches is average
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>>742070320
>putting yourself in the mindset of a bitch
ok buddy
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>>742070320
6 inches is above avarage
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6 is average
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>>742070958
>>742070893
>>742070991
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More big white cocks pleeeeease
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>>742071147
"An average, or central tendency of a data set is a measure of the "middle" value of the data set. "

If it's small or not is irrelevant.
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I wanna off myself
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>>742071380
I wanna suck that
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>>742071325
kek
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>>742071449
I'm sure you're a guy
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>>742069812
Wow, today I learned that 2 inches is really 9 inches.
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>>742071542
Yes? Please post more it's a really nice cock
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>>742071147
Doesn't understand averages. kys
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As a feminon, I can say I would prefer the 6 inch on the left. The one on the right is too long, fucking smashing my cervix, so painful
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>>742071147
Nice laughing girl meme, got any more? My favorite is Andy Sixx's steaming log
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>>742071677
like anyone is gonna believe you
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>>742071677
>as a femanon
you are a male
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I'm 7.5inches and every girl I've fucked says it hurts when I go all the way in. My conclusion: no reason to be bigger than 7.5
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>>742071677
As a femanon, you've proven you don't know what's right.
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>>742069812
We all know 6*2+2=8
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>>742071936
And how would you know what women like?
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>>742072053
I can tell me right from my left.
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What a pointless thread.

Not even any good bait takers

Pack it up boys we're leaving.
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>>742071868
>>742071677
Samefag
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>>742070958
>>742070991

Average is a pointless dataset though, whats the median size?
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Im 5 inch length, 6 inch girth.

Tappin the cervix, but always stretch her out.
Never failed to make a girl cum less than twice. Any position goes, and I don't even have to try to get her off because she feels everything.

Would much prefer this over an 8 inch pencil dick. Almost any girl would agree, and they have.

Size matters, but its Girth > Length. You stupid cucks are arguing about the complete wrong thing.
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>>742069812
>Size doesn't matte-

Move the faggot porn spam threads to /fag/
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>>742072395
yeah but short dick are usually thin
you are just really fucking lucky
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>>742072862
Yea, I know I'm lucky. Sucks I can't take any good dickpics though. Girth makes it look even shorter than it is. Anal is impossible. There's the massive downsides. And condoms are painful af.

Long dicks can be thin too. Even more unenjoyable from what I've heard.
Length really doesn't matter at all. a 4-inch dick 5 inch girth is always gonna be better than 6 inch length 4 inch girth. Its 90% about the girth.
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>>742073518
yeah but good girth is rarer than good length
5.5 is the preference at that's pretty much porn star tier
there is no winning with women
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>>742072395
With how many girls you've had sex? You must have been lucky if you managed to make every one of them cum twice, there are women who can't have orgasm no matter what you do or are very hard to make them cum.
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>>742074120
Fucked 21 girls so far.
Not hard to make them all cum at least once per session. If you can last longer than 5 minutes and can keep a rhythm for at least a minute you'll have no problem with 99% of them.

Some take longer than others, there are little quirks between them like groping, slapping and choking. But its almost entirely in how you thrust and where you hold them.

Doggy style is the easiest to get deep, but they will always cum the hardest and fastest in legs up missionary. Higher the legs the better. Get your dick as low as you can, and their hips as high as you can and you'll make pretty much any girl cum. Legs on the shoulders, aim your dick for the inside of her bellybutton.
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>>742074746
Still, there's such thing as anorgasmy, women are different then men when it comes to cumming. Still, you must have been lucky.
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>>742074120
>>742074746
Anorgasmy is super rare. Probably never come across that. Not really luck at all.

I just focus on making them cum first before you do. Way more fun that way. I do anything I can to make them cum first, whatever gets them going, keep going after they cum, and they'll always cum again just before I do or during. They wont even have to say it, you'll feel it when they do as they'll force your dick out. And youll feel it open up twice its size the second time they cum.

If a girl ever says "OMG Im cumming!" they werent. Screams and moans mean almost nothing. Thats the only way girls are different. Seems to be a cultural thing.
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>>742075379
Do you think it works with 5 inches of girth
I feel really thin desu
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>>742074987
And the way its different, is that their orgasm is through time-based buildup. It always has to gradually increase without ever slowing down. Its either gotta be harder or faster, in a gradual and predictable rhythm. I swear you could almost turn it into a mathematical formula.

The slower you start, the easier it is. If you start jack-hammering right away youll have a hard time keeping it up with most of them.

Guys cum like a pump-up rocket, girls cum like a dubstep bass drop. Every girl is like a different song, but its all the same formula.
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>>742072395
Double negative
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>>742075691
If youre not awkward, focused on it, consistent, and dont have a problem blowing your load too early then yea. its no problem.

Mostly the not blowing your load bit though. Most important part.
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too much cock. painful for most women.
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I've never orgasmed during sex, but I've only had a few cocks that were maybe above average, 7 at most. I want to try a nice long, thick cock.

>how do you politely ask a guy if his cock is long and thick
>tfw when average/smaller sized guys are offended that I won't agree to fuck them because I want an orgasm and a wrecked pussy.
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>>742077173
try to tighten your vag you used up roastie kek
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>>742069812
That dick is not 6'', more like 3
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>>742069812
>6" is 1/4 of 8"

Do you even math?
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>>742072372
Median can be even worse of a measure depending on the data.

Take 100 people and 49 have a 1 incher 49 had a 10 incher and 2 have a 3 incher the median is 3.
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>>742074746
Legs up missionary has always been my favorite position. A lot more comfortable than doggy anyway.
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I'm someone with a legit 7.75 dick measured from the top but it's only 5.2 girth. Sure it looks nice. It's great seeing 2 girl hands around it while the head and glands are being sucked...but it is skinny and I hate it. Would gladly trade for a 6*6.
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>>742072395
This. Stuffed and stretched. To hell with long dicks if they're not fat. If my pussy lips are stretched I enjoy myself so much more. I like to be able to squirm on the cock to the point where it's almost too big but I can't escape because I'm pinned down and powerless.
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>>742077601
the only downside is that it's really easy to nut early in that position
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>>742077173
kegels are mandatory anyway - if you do them well these smaller cocks would also satisfy you.

as for asking for dick size, I think you can just tell. Ask them how long they are and how they feel about that - that way it's like "size is no big deal, but I'd like to know how you experience that"
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>>742069812
Those are the biggest 2 inches I've ever seen
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>>742077274
>Hur Hur it's your fault you don't enjoy tiny dick, try having a smaller pussy.

>>742077721
I kept up my keegs after I dated a body builder for a few months. Whenever I saw him 4/7 days he'd pound my pussy min 8x a day. His cock was a strong 5in. Not very thick but fuck, my pussy muscle was insane. I could fuck him better over time, and sure I enjoyed myself. But if he was bigger.. There might have been an orgasm in it for me. I'm incredibly difficult to get off to begin with. I've only vaginally came with a toy, so I know it's possible.
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>>742072395
0/10
Next time make it at least semi believable.
You can't even do most sex positions with something that small
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>>742078274
stay mad toastie roastie
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>>742078274
You sound like a total bitch. Anyways, post some pics of yourself to prove your worth
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I'm 5.5, average girth. Haven't had problems pleasuring the few women I have been with, but I would like a little more girth. Oh well. Haven't heard anything negative thankfully.
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>>742078365
>>742078444
Y'all are talking to a gay dude
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>>742078515
Wouldn't be surprised
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>>742077173
>how do you politely ask a guy if his cock is long and thick

I don't know, how do they politely ask you if your tits are perky and not a saggy mess, or if your cunt looks tidy and not like arby's roadkill.
You don't, because it's not polite, dumbfuck
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>>742069812
>tfw weight loss actually did give me a bigger dick
hey, that's pretty good
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>>742069812
That's barely 6 inches on the right, and the left is so photoshopped it's making the green screen from the last Airbender movie look good.

Not only that but 2 inches does not equal more thanews half that size difference.

Either a troll or incredibly spaghettio retarded
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>>742078758
Politeness is a fucking joke. If it really doesn't matter to a person then they can ask, and even joke about it. It's only your insecurities that are left to make you feel bad. Tbh, the most polite way to do it is to just straight up be like 'looking for a big dick'. She'll either get what she wants, or some dude willing to gamble his small or average dick against her words.
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>>742078758
They could just ask me. I'm pretty open. I don't meet guys to date em, the goal is to orgasm then think about dating them. Why be stuck with someone if they're great but I know I won't get off or enjoy them 100% sexually.
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>>742071677
tits or gyro
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>>742079196
I have grown increasingly bitchy and stopped being polite after I became irritated with all the inches guys were adding to the reality of their cock to get me to come over. Once I'm there they try to keep me with the promise of a good pounding, smoke me out, alcohol or food even. Distractions. They try to make me forget their cocks aren't as big as their specific angled pictures lead me to believe. It's irritating and has made me bitter.
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Dicks? What about clits? My wife has a clit no bigger than a sunflower seed. No lie. It's super tiny. It takes so long for her o cum from being eaten...like 90 fucking minutes of perfect technique....my neck elbows and knees cramp up. Fucking her 2 hours at a time is useless too. She's never cum from fucking. Not even once. She can only cum from running water over he clit. Then she cums in just minutes.


Maybe I should piss on her pussy?
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>>742078841
When I was 375 my dick was 4.5 inches, now that i’m 210 it’s 9.3, more people should know how much of a difference it makes.
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>>742079798
Only cums from running water or impossibly long oral I mean. And I'm fucking tired of eating pussy that long. It's not fun or sexy or passionate. It's a lot of boring frustrating work. I actually want a mistress that can cum like normal. That's how frustrating it is.
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>>742079798
Does she get off on her own? Do you use toys on her clit? She might be desensitized. If that's the case don't let her touch her clit for a few days. If it's as bad as me, 2x a day min, then try a week or two. The running water thing sounds fucky. It does nothing for me but a few of my girlfriends prefer the shower head to their boyfriends.. I'd limit it if you're really trying to fix the problem.
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>>742079330
>They could just ask me. I'm pretty open.

Stop lying, if your insecurities are put under judgement you're gonna get offended. You can only be impolite about this things because it makes you superficial
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>>742077173
You're clearly not a woman, faggot. A woman would want to fuck a bigger guy for curiosity not hoping to get an orgasm. My cock is 21cm and pretty thick and my girlfriend won't orgasm with it.

I use my thong and finger for oral sex and she will always orgasm. While fucking we use vibrating toys for her and she will orgasm while being penetrated.

Only a small part of women population will cum with penetration only. You obviously aren't a woman or you are a pretty dumb one. If you are in fact a woman get a guy who can be good at bed and ask to use toys on you.

also kys
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>>742071868
also 7.5 and very thick. its more than enough. i can bottom out with work and they lose their minds.
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>>742080300
you clearly don't have a big dick
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>>742069812
Men care more about dick size then women do.
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>tfw 6x5 (king of the dicklets)
fuck my life why can't I have a normal sized cock
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>>742080240
She uses the shower head daily. I can't say no since she can't cum otherwise, (unless I eat her). As a man it's demoralizing but I know for sure it isn't me. Or used to be not me. Past 2 years I've decided it's her problem not mine. Sad to say but that's what happens. Probably my self defense mechanism. She's not interested in toys. I bet a thick strap on would get her there though. I'd never share her but I would wear a girth toy and go to work. I said earlier I'm nearly 8 but only 5.2 girth. I bet she could come with a Pepsi can thick toy though. Or am I an app fir thinking like that?
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>>742080509
I said I have a 21 cm not that I think it's big. The one who said it is my gf. Indeed if your dick is smaller than 15 cm it will be a problem. 16 to 22 is acceptable. Anything above is also a problem.

If I go all they way in my girl will be pleasured in the first three thrusts then it will start to hurt her. Fact is you cam make any girl cum with 16+ dick. You don't have to be bigger.

btw fuck you and kys
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>>742079788
You do sound like a bitch though. Someone who I'd make cum on purpose just to ditch right after
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>>742080815
you just said you cant make your gf cum with your dick

kys lying faggot lmao
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>>742078841
>cucumber
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>>742080259
My insecurities are mostly about my flat ass. The idea is to own it so it doesn't bother you. Sticks n stones, ya know?
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>>742080910
I'm not lying, it's only that you're and idiot. I said you can make any girl cum with 16+ and you should've linkedd it with my post. You don't need a big dick if you use your fingers, tongue and toys.

You're a fucking illiterate idiot and that's all.
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>>742081115
okay you lying shrimp dick
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>>742081185
I'm not gonna feed you.

kbye
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>>742069812

In what universe is 8 over twice the length of 6 ?

Go back to Klingon sir.
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>>742070320
ur right bro 10 inches in the new average.
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>>742081222
okay shrimp dick
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>>742080999
>>742080999
shut the fuck up and post pics
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>>742080300
Um? You must know my pussy huh. Ok two things. 1. Fuck toys. What's wrong with your cock? They desensitize me and I don't like them. 2. Imagine having sex, sometimes for hours. Imagine never coming close to orgasm, ever.

Wouldn't you, given you're in my shoes, regardless if they're male or female, want to try something different? What's wrong with wanting a nice fat cock to try to get off on? Don't yuck my yum because your smallish dick can only do so much for your gf.
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>>742079788
only a man meets with guys based on a dick pic
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>>742078841
hey
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>>742081511
Use any tickle or vibrating toy. You're indeed idiot.

By the way you should have your flat ass fucked because your loose pussy can't give you an orgasm.
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Why are men so absolutely fucking obsessed with cocks?

You guys never shut the fuck up about them. I think dudes talk more about schlong than women ever do.

Is it latent homosexuality? I willing to bet that no generation prior to the internet generation has ever obsessed so much over tallywacker.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Is this why the white race is dwindling? Because instead of going out and making babies you're all taking pictures of your junk and sharing it with one another.
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>>742080793
Cumming with the clit and with her vag are two different things entirely. You can technically orgasm twice at the same time if done right. I have with a toy but it fucked my clit up because I had to be so rough with it. I'm working on the vaginal orgasms I just haven't had a big enough cock to try out a few things yet. The clit is different. More sensitive and easier to work with. She uses it daily to get off with? That's why it's taking so long when you eat her out. Suggest you remove it or if you actually wear the pants in the relationship just take it. Have her rely on you to give her that orgasm. My first boyfriend took meds and couldn't get his cock hard so he bought me a toy. I was uninterested in him after that until he took it and kicked the meds. If you really want to share her orgasm with her and not hurt your neck doing it, you gotta change a few things up starting with her pleasuring herself with a shower head.
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>>742080826
Honestly that would be fine with me. I'd know it would be possible to orgasm and I'd have a better idea of what I needed.
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>>742081994
bigger cock = more testosterone
dominance thing
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>>742082192
>bigger cock = more testosterone

That is completely unfounded bullshit and you know it.
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>>742081115
So your gf settled with compromise? Poor thing.
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>>742071677
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
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i'm 5 whole inches
do I have any options besides suicide?
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>>742082469
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>>742081994
guys never talk about dick irl to each other. Girls spend 99% of their time worrying about if they look pretty. Penis size will determine how good you are at sex.
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>>742069812
But anon, the average human dick size is around 5"-5.5" worldwide. Sure, it varies from place to place, but that is generally the median.

6 inches is in fact, above average.
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>>742079398
I prefer gyro over tits any day
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>>742082918
>dick size is around 5"-5.5" worldwide.
including microdicks, asians, indians, old farts etc

the real average is 7
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>>742081589
Yeah? Lol. Know that from experience?
>>742081711
>>742081711
I love how you're assuming my pussy is used up because I can't/haven't orgasmed with it. That's like saying a guy with a fat dick doesn't know how to use it because it's fat and that's all he thinks he needs to please a woman.

I don't use toys anymore. I'm too rough with them. It's a step back from my goal.
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>>742072395
I'm just under 8" length with 6.5" girth. You're still small in the pants boy
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>>742082991
>nobody can satistfy my cave sized used up roastie wah wah wah
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>>742069812
-r
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>>742083064
>roastie

Kek'd hard
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>>742082834
>Penis size will determine how good you are at sex

This is a lie. Stop spreading it. Sex like so manner other things is something that requires practice.

You do NOT require an 8" dick to satisfy a woman. In fact, in most women, that's cervix smashing territory and they do NOT enjoy that.

Regardless of what your porn addled minds have been lead to believe.

>>742082989
>the real average is 7

Shit bait.
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>>742083295
cervix smashing is good pain
they love it, stop spreading small dick propaganda
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>>742081511
What? 7 inches is as high as you can get, anything above is a rarity.
You're delusional if you think that the length of dicks will make you feel better if 7 inches weren't enough.

The exception being that you're a roastie and stretch your pussy daily with toys.
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>>742083367
Shitposter, pls leave.
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>>742083295
>Shit bait.
it's not bait, just the truth
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>>742081511
>LOL GUISE I'M A GURL REALLY

Why do I even bother still coming to this website?

I really don't know anymore.
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>>742083453
dicklet pls leave
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>>742083295
First of all you're a dude so how can you speak for girls and how they feel getting fucked.
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>>742083515
Do chew have a single snatisfact to back that up?
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>>742083064
That's not it at all. I get satisfied from cock, sure. Never sated. I have no issue finding people that want to fuck just never find someone who knows how to hit the right spot. If I fuck a guy with a fat cock he won't have to try to hit the spots if he's already hitting the spots. Are you slow? Try to keep up. Also, the state of pussy lips has nothing to do with how someone gets off. It's okay if your cock and fucking abilities are mediocre at best, but know your place with the other small dicked guys who don't care about pleasuring their partner.
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>>742083700
nobody cares faggot
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>>742083640
>Caring about what women want

>Ever

Boy, I'm glad I'm not you. Whats it like being a slave to pussy?
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>>742083700
Honestly nobody cares, you are probably a 5/10 roastie
You'll never have a 8 incher settle down with you
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>>742083700
No one cares about you, who you are or what you enjoy/want.

Please leap from a seventh story window.

Please.
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>>742083367
Hi. Cervix smashing is ok if your cock isn't like a dagger. If the head of your cock is thick it should be fine. If your cock is long but not thick, be careful of how hard your smashing that cervix. You can do bad Dmg like that..
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>6 length 5 girth
>used to feel bad about it
>realize I don't have anything to worry about because I'm not getting pussy anyway
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>>742083951
>cock isn't like a dagger.
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>742083432
Long and thick. I need both. I've had long but I need/want to be stretched and stuffed.
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You idiots make it seem like more than 3% of the male population has a massive member.

I refuse to believe a guy with a monster cock is that easy to find. I really do.

Most of what you see in photos/porn is all influenced by camera angles or even lighting.
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>>742083583
??
I understand you probably have limited experience with females. Here's a little tip. Not all are the same, some are whores, some run for president, some are both. They key is to be able to tell the difference.
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>>742083642
common sense
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>>742083700
No one will ever sincerely give a shit about you, you wasted sack of festering flesh.

Enjoy trying to find the cock that will fill the massive gaping hole in your heart, you absolutely vain piece of human trash.

I'm not even mad, I just need you to realize what a worthless piece of shit you are.
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>>742081994
Ofc we are obssesed with cocks, all of us want to have the biggest cock possible, thats why in elementary/middle school most kids brag about the penis size like ''oh my cock is the size of the eiffel tower!'' '' yeah right, BUT MY COCK is the size of A MOUNTAIN'' ''MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE'' much like larping with all that teleport behind your back thing. Women are jelly because they will never have cocks so they cant brag about it,they cant do dongercopters before going in shower. Homossexual women are so pathetic that they often use fake dicks to fuck because they have no way of filling their partners holes with anything other than their fingers.
And also you should know that any man with a small dick is bound to be a depressed cuck that will get worked up whenever he sees a big nick digger pic in 4chan because he knows he cant possibly compete with his little cuck dick
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>>742084306
Common sense is subjective.
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>>742071677
>femanon
>cant tell left from right

i think this might actually be a m'lady
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>>742081115
>You don't need a big dick if you use your fingers, tongue and toys
So you admit your dick is to tiny to make your girl cum
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>>742084413
anyone who believes that the average size is 5-5,5 is a fucking retard
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>>742084060
>>742084060
Small at the tip. Thick at the bottom. That combo is okay but if you have a long cock and bottom out every thrust it could be painful. It feels like being stabbed in your lower stomach and it's not as pleasurable.
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>>742084330
>Enjoy trying to find the cock that will fill the massive gaping hole in your heart

Rekt
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>>742069812
>8inches
>6inches
Only a 2 inch difference but theres like a 4 inch difference in the photo
Weak bait/10
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>>742084530
You don't put much stock into scientific research huh?

They've been needlessly monitoring this shit for years.

Seriously, look it up anywhere you like. The global median is in the mid-five inch range.

Six inches is more common in certain areas but is most definitely above the global average.

I'm so sorry you can't come to grips with hard, indifferent facts.
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>>742083700
you know the rules. tits or gtfo
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>>742084637

couldn't tell if the 6" was in reference to the can or the cock, cause that cock is less than 6" for sure
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>>742084794
That is absolutely disgusting. Please delete it.
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>>742069812
lol nice bait. This picture is olf af. It's the same guy, only on the left pic it's after his circumsicion. Cock grows by like 4-5 inches when you do that. That's why eurocucks are so small.
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nice try dicklets
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>>742082989
I dont think you understand how averages work
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I wish claiming to be a female in a thread on an anonymous imageboard was grounds for a ban.
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>>742085006

this

this is probably one of the most dumb things i've ever read on the internet. great bait, or incredibly low iq. idk which one to pick.
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>>742083858
>>742083739
>>742083929
>>742084330
So let me see if I understand correctly. In a thread titled "size doesn't matter-" you small dicked boys are upset. Upset because 1 your dick is small. I get that, I do. But good news, you can still feel like a man by getting sucked easily and being with women who don't care much about sex and use it as a weapon to get what they want. 2 you're offended little egos can't handle when you see someone wanting a big, fat cock. Your cock is small, therefore you cater to your biological need to defend it and lay your seed. You know that some women are uninterested in what you have to offer, so you lash out like the angry children you apparently are.

That's okay too! There are some sluts out there that absolutely love smaller dicks.

Just not this slut. I used to, but now they bore me. If that offends you, maybe you should go outside and get some fresh air.
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>>742071380
Why? Your dicks damn near perfect.
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>>742085303
okay have fun filling your used roastie
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>>742084794
Idk you look like a woman with a big clit/tranny. If it weren't for the balls I would have assumed that.
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>>742085155
Why do we as a society care more about a woman's ability to climax with a partner, and less about endlessly deriding and shaming men for something that was/is completely beyond their control?

To be honest, women don't really have all that much to offer aside from their reproductive capabilities.

Why do the desires of the people who contribute the least matter so much to us?
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>>742085303
We all know you made this thread.

Its your fault.
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>>742085155
Huh. Well, would you look at that. Here I was starting to think I was crazy.
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>>742069812
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Is 7 in long with 6.5 in girth, considered small? a chode?
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>>742085426
I will, thank you.
>>742085585
Well, now I kinda wish I did.
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>>742085755
Maybe post pic
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>>742084361
Yeah I think your class was just full of faggots... really you went on daily and willing to hear about other guys dicks? No wonder you ended up on 4chan fucking homo loser
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>>742085461
Women are extremely powerful today. And every girl knows bigger is better theyre stating the trye, you expect every women to lie to make you feel better.
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it's really hot when females lie about preferring average 6 inch dicks and secretly they crave 10 inch monsters
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>>742086258
>Women are extremely powerful today
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I'm sincerely contemplating suicide now.

Do you think they have dick rate threads in hell?
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>>742085461
Lol you're joking right. I don't even think half the women care. What is it like, 80% have never experienced an orgasm. I hear you on shaming men for small dicks. It's not their fault. My issue is when small dicked men get angry and offended when women pick men with larger cocks. Sucks to suck I guess.

If a woman is only a baby factory to you then maybe you should start seeing men?
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>>742086474
don't give up anon
if your dick is under 7 inches you can start HRT and become nice trap
just offer your ass for real man
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>>742086509
>My issue is when small dicked men get angry and offended when women pick men with larger cocks

Hmmm... Might have something to do with the endless "lol u tiny cock guys" threads maybe?

All in all, we're just two dudes, shitposting out of sheer boredom.

Have fun, I'm going to go read a book or some shit.
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>>742086356
You're retarded if you think otherwise
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>>742086704
I'm not gay though. I'd rather sow all my orifices shut than take cock.

Sorry to disappoint you, you sick fuck.
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>>742082989
Of course if you take out anything below 7 inches the average is going to be ~7 inches you dumbass. The average is about 5-6 inches. Most guys have dick this size and you can't change that. Very low quality bait, anon.
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>>742086863
Prove that they are. Fuckers couldn't even get into the white house no matter how hard they tried. lmao.
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>>742086948
how about the fact you never get laid
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>>742071380
You spend too much time on the internet, dude. Your dick is fine. Your head is all messed up from reading shit no life's post about dick size to make themselves feel better. You could do some work on a chick with that thing.
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>>742087262
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>>742087302
5 inch girth is pencil
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>>742069812
checking in at 7.25" where do i sit?
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>>742087705
also to note im at 285 down from 300 and still going so muh dick should get bigger right?
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>>742087705
average
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>>742078492
That's cause 5.5 is thicker that 95%of the population
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>>742079827
yeah when I was at 1080 mine was 0.3, now that I'm 120 it's 17.8
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>>742088493
i'm pretty sure he meant to say that he is 5.5 inch long with avg girth
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Why do modern men obsess over cock size? It's partly historical. Men have always based their worth as men on their dicks. But, at this level of homoerotic banter, compliments to other men, and the cuck fantasy? I say All of that is due to masturbating in isolation watching porn. Guys like most of you have fetishized your own cocks. You've held it stroked it etc so much your brain releases dopamine whenever you think about it. Your brain loves dopamine. It makes you happy. So, if thinking about your dick makes you happy yod be even more happy with a bigger dick. Alas, you also watch porn. Specifically, big dick porn. You trained your brain to love seeing big dicks fuck women. The dopamine release from watching 2 people fuck is more than the rare times you actually fuck anyone. So you share pix of your gf's online and you seek out bulls to fuck your ol ladies but what you really truly want is to suck more the bulls cock. Your cock worship is literally turning you into faggots. Men my age, 44, never fantasized about 2men,1girl!!!! That was true faggotry to us. We wanted 2 girls,1guy. But look at /b/....we never see threads of females searching for a pussy at for their husbands. Never. It's always you cock worshipping pornosexuals searching for a big dick to fuck your wives. #truthbomb
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>>742069812
pretty sure it's a shop, the skin texture changes
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>>742085800
No woman on /b/ is attractive. We all know that most of the beautiful ones do not browse degenerate sites, especially /b/.

I have every reason to believe that you are hideous to look at. A woman's right to life drastically deteriorates if she turns out to be like you: ugly and insulting insecure men over a trashy site.

Have you ever seen a video of a person being killed or just dying? Well, do you ever have different feeling when the dying person is from a distant region, culture, and tribe? That is how normal feel about you, scum.
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>>742081704
Apple TV remote?
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>>742088265
some girls love to hug cocks!
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>>742089148
Well, what are you supposed to do when no one else will ever want to touch you?
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I'm 7 inches hard and I'm with a girl I saw some text messages she sent her friend saying I'm small, you think she's just talking shit?
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In ancient Greece they made fun of people with big dicks and called them ''Satyrs''
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>>742090487
7 inch is average size
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>>742090924
Yeah, thousands of years ago. Stfu skinny dick.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjR9F9tPNhc

I don't genuinely believe that women enjoy or particularly want sex.
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>>742086304
what is this image
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>>742089687
Don't be stupid. You can't generalize people on b just because in your opinion, no one is attractive. I'm sure females are on b just as guys are. The percentage is probably significantly different, but they do exist. To my understanding, you're saying guys can insult every aspect of a woman no matter what the fuck it is but the second she comes back with anything as she deserves to die and is unworthy and ugly. Are you retarded? You're entitled to your opinion, sure. Bitches are hot and ugly, you won't be able to tell someone's attractiveness by how they think and talk. That's like saying you know how big a cock is by looking at a guy's soft dick through genes. You're bitter because your cock is probably small and you've obviously been denied because of it. I'm sorry that happens, but cunts will be cunts and uninformed fuckwits like yourself will be fuckwits.
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>>742090113
You could...ummmm...watch lesbian porn. Get naked men with erections out of your life and be straight. Genuinely straight.
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>>742092568
Uh-huh. I do watch lesbian porn. So what? That doesn't really accomplish anything.

Besides, watching pussy munching gets boring, if they result to dildos is more or less the same thing.

I bet even lesbians hardly get off. Women are just salty because they suck at pleasuring themselves and expect someone else to do it perfectly.

God, I'm so fucking thankful I wasn't born with a fucking vagina and can get off multiple times a day easily.
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>>742092832
You're gay, dude.
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>>742093149
You are a really, really, REALLY shitty troll. You know that, right?
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>>742090924
In ancient Greece they worshipped small dicks because it meant that they were smarter men and they were more powerful and usually men in power did have smaller dicks and only Gladiators had big cocks. They figured less cock meant more brain.
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>>742087211
Or a dude.
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>>742093264
Nope. They liked little dicks due to anal sex. Greeks were faggots before faggots were cool.
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>>742093264
what utter gob shite
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>>742092832
I can get myself off. It took 10 years to learn how to do it because clits are complicated and I think fucked myself over by starting toys. I don't expect a man to know how to get me off but it would be great if it wasn't the norm to just ignore my needs. Guys are very easy imo get to orgasm. Females are too, now that I know how to get myself off. It just takes time and patience but you also have to show you're interested in spending that resources or its a turn off.
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I hate fags but I can't stop looking at a big cock and I'm dreaming about sucking a big white dick.
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>>742070958

*above asian average
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>>742093225
I'm not trolling anyone. I gave facts. You said it's boring watching women have sex and you thanked God you can jack off multiple times a day. You only get off seeing naked men. You probably like blowjob videos the best. You almost certainly read every cock rate thread and you don't think sucking trap dick is gay at all. You are addicted to dick already but can't see it for yourself.
>Me...44 yo
>NEVER watch porn.
> Ever
>My fantasy? I want to fuck my wife and her female friends at the same time.
Would killed a motherfucker that ever thought they could fuck my wife.

I'm straight. You're gay material.
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>>742093559
>>742093612
Sure that's a part of it. I dated a guy who would restore old statues and told me smaller cocks in ancient times were a sign of status and power. Do what you want with it.
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>>742093653
Tits my dear femanon or I humbly ask you to leave my board post haste
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>>742088493
didn't see the comma
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>>742093653
Sure, makes sense. I'd spend the time to get a chick off if I actually cared about her. Toys or whatever. I've only got a 6.8" dick anyway so whatever.

As long as she isn't a piece of shit size queen, why not take the time to make her feel good?

Isn't that what sex is all about? Trying to make one another feel good?

Eh, but whatever. I'd never be given the chance anyway.
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I have a 6 x 5.5 dick. But its ugly and discolored and has a protruding urethra. Would u rather have a big ugly dick or an average beautiful dick? Do girls care about duck appearance?
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>>742093971
>You said it's boring watching women have sex

Nooo... I said pussylicking gets old. You can tell they're faking it most of the time anyway.

Chicks tribbing, etc. is perfectly fine with me.

But whatever m8.
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>>742069812
If you took Geometry in high school, any basic math in gradeschool, or have more than 2 braincells operating at any given moment, you'd know good and well that there's far more than a two inch difference between both of the images shown. My dick is 5.7inches long, and it'd be flush with the top of the can. That being said, one can infer that the image on the left is more than 8 inches long, whereas the one on the right is either 4 inches or the same dick, but flaccid.

Use your brains /b/, and please stop falling for b8 threads. I know you guys have to be smarter than this. If you see b8, it's best to not even reply, or if you're so inclined to give your two cents, at least sage. It just feeds the fire if you don't.
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>>742069812
that's not 6 inches or 8 inches you retarded europoor
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>>742094393
Why bring reason to a blatantly obvious troll thread? What do you think it is you will accomplish here?
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>>742093653
If a man can't make a bitch get off he better watch some more national geographics. Its a basic science
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>>742094070
I can't timestamp I'm getting a pedicure, will one from my phone work?
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>>742094665
>I can't timestamp
kek
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>>742094558
I don't expect to accomplish anything, tbh. Just a little part of me hopes that maybe one day, shit threads like this will disappear and /b/ will return to its former glory. It's a losing battle, one really not that worth fighting for when I could easily just move on, but it doesn't kill to hang onto hope sometimes.
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>>742094639
>Its a basic science

I sincerely doubt many female animals get off much either.

Sex usually is only a prolonged physical escapade among humans.

With animals its get it in, bust a nut and go your separate ways.

Aside from other primates maybe, sex is usually a purely reproductive act.

That's most likely why it is so difficult for women to orgasm from penetration alone.

Biologically speaking, sex serves the function of reproduction and orgasm in a woman's case is not physiologically important to that end.

Of course, there's a lot of uncovered ground in this respect.

No one goes out and tries to determine how often a female animal cums unless they're like a zoophile or some shit.
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>>742083000
im 9" with 7" girth keep trying mcduck
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>>742069812

>Posting this low effort bait

Project your insecurities elsewhere OP.
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>>742094841
>>Just a little part of me hopes that maybe one day, shit threads like this will disappear and /b/ will return to its former glory

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
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>>742081704
i dont know what worse to be honest, the fact you have a micropenis or the fact you paid for appletv
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>>742071380
Nice lap on those cedar planks. Could be worse.
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>>742069812
The "8 inch dick" is 3 times longer than the "6 inch dick".

Is everyone in this thread a retard?
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>>742095231
jokes on you, my big dick bf bought it for me
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>>742071380

id throatfuck myself on that cock.
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>>742093915

No, 6 inches is literally above average for males in the US. 5.5 is the average, therefore 6 is above average.
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>>742072090
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>>742069812
I feel like dudes are the only ones who give a shit about dick size
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>>742075691

5 inches of girth is still apparently slightly above average. have fun
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>>742086704
god looks yummy
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>>742069812
This nigger likes
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