Cock

Rip

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>>742045275
I admit, that is a nice cock.

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What's it like to do meth and then get fucked in the ass?

>>742047213
Its alright, usually youre just hornier and last longer

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Like doing meth and then getting fucked in the ass.

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>>742045275
thicc scalie tail it is

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>>742047213
Would you want to get fucked in the ass for ten hours straight?

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>>742047350
Did somebody say thicc?

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>>742045275
Higher res of OP's pic.

>>742048168
>Dat booty

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Dunno...something about scalie tail

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>>742048613
same giant fellow I think?

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What if the ass eats you?

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>>742049266
I'm sure there's at least one weird fucker here into that.

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>>742049680
Its called Anal Vore.
Not my thing, but I do fancy hard vore that involves death.
Ahh, strange things that surface from the restraints people have put on me.

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>>742049948
I know what it's called. You should try and tone it down a little.

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>>742050072
Did you people overlook strange desires to fruit when everyone decided to make sure I stay a virgin?

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>>742050261
I told you once, I will make sure you become a real boy.

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>>742050453
I cant have sex, I am not good enough.

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>>742050495
Too bad. I'll make sure anyways.

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Swiggity swooty, something something booty.

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>>742050633
If I was supposed to have sex, I would of had it already.

>>742050667
Stop flattering yourself :p

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>>742050684
You will have it soon enough.

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>>742050696
Wem said soup to me. Did you have something to do with that?

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>>742050834
lol, no I wont.

>>742050840
Nope, fate I guess

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>>742050840

>>742050885
go to bed

>>742050962
But I just woke up
Brother kept me up during the day

>>742051002
oh, well.. stay up, or else

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>>742050885
Neat. Did you get revenge?
>>742050904
Oh hey. I kinda figured it out on my own but I guess I'll ask if you think cum tubes are worth it.
>>742050962
I died a lot of times. All in the name of entertainment.

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>>742051002
Rape Matty's butt.

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>>742050873
Yes you will. Like I said, I'll make you a real boy.

>>742051080
I can happily promise you that
>>742051088
I'll think about it later, right now he's at his own place and I just woke up, and I look like a ghost
>>742051099
If he wants it yeah

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>>742051088
Worth is not a fitting word for it I'd say.
I can't really say what I think of it, still undecided on the matter.

It's not necessary, it doesn't really do anything that you couldn't do yourself and it's expensive.

I'd say it's not worth.
Unless you are really really into it.

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>>742051145
Im too old, cant have sex anymore. If someone actually wanted to have sex I would of had it a long time ago like everyone else.
It is clear they didnt want me to have that so I was assigned as a "Do not touch".

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>>742051088
i wish i could die multiple times in the name of entertainment. what entertainment?

>>742051099
jokes on you its not rape if its consensual

>>742051209
ok good, now give me some of your energy, im always sleepy and i cant sleep it off.

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>>742051295
I'll do it anyways.

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>>742051211
Cactus surface area. I think science has gone too far.

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>>742051295
I thought you were only 24 though?

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>>742051369
Now you're taunting me, I dont care. People already do that. I assume it is some kind of mental training.

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>>742051422
24 is too old to be a virgin.

>>742051365
I'll give you some energy all right. But only if it's consensual

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>>742051428
I'm not taunting you. Give me some time to get the money together to pay for the trip.

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>>742051455
not really, I have known quite a few people that were virgins till they were like 28-32.

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>>742051209
Remember, set it to vibrate.
>>742051211
Thanks dude.
>>742051365
A video that demonstrates my high skill level. Coming soon to a youtube near you.

>>742051589
And Goat Simulator theme song

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>>742051504
This part of the test is stupid and ive already did it.

>>742051510
They were chosen to be Front Line Soldiers, Shock Troopers. They have no other use.

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>>742051659
This is not a test.

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>>742051659
all I am saying is don't give up hope on getting someone. That and I legit think that fool is willing to help you out here.

>>742051463
consensual energy, yes

>>742051589
hype!

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>>742051806
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

>>742051815
Oky, gimme a minute to get it up

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>>742051854
but if you never take chances you will never know whats out there. Who knows, maybe you and fool will really hit it off and it might be more than just a fling.

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>>742051627
My man.

I'm still coming for that booty
>>742051815
It's gonna be the hypest.
I've been considering throwing together a quick trailer for my channel to hold all my subscribers over until it's done.
>>742051870
How's it going?

Let me ask you guys: sheath or no sheath? I always find them to be too silly on bipeds.

>>742051854
Yeah but without hope there's pretty much no point in survival.

Existing is for it's own sake. It took the slimmest chance for life to exist, and an event slimmer one for it to self-reproduce, and an even slimmer one for it to be sentient, and an even slimmer one for it to be you.

Indulge in some nihilistic hedonism and cheer the fuck up you miserable bastard.

>>742051981
Relentlessly
So whatchu up to?

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>>742051961
Not getting what you are saying.

>>742051390
It's for meskalin users lel

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Nihilistic hedonism is one hell of a drug

>>742052024
Sheath. I like em. Wish they were part of human anatomy tbh. Its annoying having your cock flop about.

>>742051873
thats hella energy

>>742051981
trailers always increase the hype, but sometimes they reveal too much at once, increments.

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>>742052049
I am not self-aware. I am on standby mode. Ready when needed of course.

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>>742052106
I thought people in this tread were high on cringe.

It's even worse today.

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>>742052114
Here's your energy

>>742052145
Fine. If you aren't gunna enjoy life then be useful and join YPG.
Kill some ISL bastards and go screaming to Valhalla.

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>>742052148
I'm just here to loiter and to also blither when given the chance

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>>742052024
Depends on the dick.
>>742052065
Just got done chilling with a friend. You?
>>742052114
I won't be showing anything really. Just a bunch of buzzwords on screen like hype and mad skills and 360 no scopes. Maybe a movie trailer style monologue.

>>742052279
I'm just here to talk to nice people like you.

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>>742052257
They are doing their duty, I am not needed there.

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>>742051455
I'm not saying this to be mean or anything but seriously go fuck somebody, but don't be silly wrap ur dick

>>742052370
Actually anyone who can do trigonometry or drive Is needed. YPG's numbers continually fall.

>>742052311
Been doing something fun?
High on morning tiredness and chocolate milk. It would feel good if I weren't filthy as well

>>742051981
exhausted, yourself?

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>>742052407
No one will have sex with me.
Dont know why, but that doesnt matter.

>>742052425
I am not needed there.

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>>742052337
How flattering. What have you been up to then?

>>742052157
its all sticky and slimy

like five hour energy, once every 5 hours

or take 20 at once and become invincible for 20 minutes, then die from a mix of both liver and kidney failure. i have been talking about death way too frequently.

>>742052311
"There's a storm comin.. a storm of highly anticipated video shots of professional video gaming, shot at mind-numbing 40000k with each pixel being a movie starring Mel Brooks and the sounds being 3000 highly-trained singers from all over the world sharing their voice one note per person. Not enough? Each second is like sex repeated 30 times, but you never run out of cum, each soundwave is like listening to your FAVORITE SONG 30 times in a row without the zing of it dulling out. Need more convincing? THEN WATCH <your video here> ON <planned release date> *may not be released on <planned release dat>"

or something, idk, im tired bored and sad.

>>742052515
people have been offering. I think you might be afraid of both success and rejection my dude.

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>>742052070
I'm saying why not give fool a shot?

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>>742052426
We watched a few episodes of twin peaks.
Go have a shower and touch yourself while you think about what I'm going to do to you.
>>742052472
I'm about average. Physically or mentally exhausted?
>>742052569
That was really good.

>>742052515
nobody wants to sex you because you can't drive or do trig fag

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I have found that traditional ways of boosting confidence do not seem to work on Nibi too well.

Haha, gay furries.

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>>742052589
People just try to fuck with me. Its okay, im not a person anyway. History's losers is what they say.

>>742052593
Not interested in his cyanide pills or whatever it is he want's to give me to suicide.

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>>742052685
been up to much? I've only caught you just as you were leaving the past few days
physically exhausted

>>742052569
That you do :p So what up boiiii
>>742052685
Oooo funn
I just might, as soon as this thread dies. Unless there's a new one after this one, which I hope not

>>742052528
Wrote the head of the human resources department for the company I want to work for.
He's head of every place in the whole of Austria.
Since the people liked me during my internship and even the head of the hospital, who I met, put in a good word for me, he is now on a quest to find me the best spot in the whole country.

So pretty gud.
How about you?

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>>742052705
What about the other people who gets tons of sex and cant drive and do trigonometry?

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>>742052515
OK either your standards are too high or you're holding yourself back. Someone WILL fuck you after you stop fucking yourself over my dude

>>742052726
You're essentially passing a Turing test right now dude.
Even if you aren't human, you're sentient by the broadest definition.

That earns you rights and a handshake from me any day of the week.

If you stopped actively sabotaging yourself you might actually find some happiness.

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>>742052726
I don't think he wants you to kill yourself. Honestly I think the issue is two-fold. One part is that you don't want to be rejected/used so you won't admit that someone may want to be with you. Two is exactly what you have said before, the area is just full of horny 50 year olds. Saving up to move to a new area might be a good option for you. You can do some research on what areas there are with people around your age.
>>742052725
I have been told straight furries are more rare than gay furries.

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>>742052725
Haha, where have you been?

>>742052776
That sounds incredibly lucky.

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>>742052859
Ive attempted to start a date with pretty low quality individuals before just to see what would happen. They blew me off like everyone else. It was then I realized im not supposed to have sex or everyone on the planet got together in a big meeting and agreed to never have sex with me.

>>742052685
thansk but im just giving some options to ya.

"Watch out <some random name here>! Woah, you saved me from dying from virginity! No no, <Stranger points to a floating version of your video> THAT saved you. Waoh! A life saver AND a entertainer!

Don't die with a limp libido, watch kez's sick new video"

>>742052763
just chilling. overthinking things, lmao. how bout banana, banana is always doin sumthin interesting