What do I say?

>>742006246
show me your dildo collection

Ask her if she likes spaghetti

Say "I farted."

>>742006300
And the dubs have it!

ask her where your charger is

>>742006300
do it OP

If you were my homework I'd do you on the table

>>742006246
>>742006300
ohh fuck, i feel awkward for you op

"i'll eat your ass for a bag of skittles"

you wanna get vertical with some cherokee chicks

>>742006368
>>742006466
that's low effort and just stupid

>>742006246
send nudes

>>742006300
I don't use dubs, I'm not autistic and I don't want to ruin this on the first post. She's hot and she responded first. Plus she lives 1 mile away from me. I can't screw this up.

>>742006489
nah he'll be fine. last time this happened the OP told the girl he'd murder her and her family and he still got digits

suck my dick for some ragu?

>>742006300
do it for sparta

>>742006604
>doesn't want to ruin it
>asks /b/ for advice

Are you fucking kidding me

Say: I eat ass

>>742006246
Hey there beautiful. Been thinking of you. You know... you, me and walk on the beach... hand in hand.

Sup gril u eva been wit a cracka dis hot befo?

Just say hey and ask her how she's doing.

>>742006604

does she has any bio?

>>742006718
well those shity stuff works most of the time

>>742006246
BILL CLINTON IS A RAPEIST
INFOWARS DOT COM

>>742006764
ohhhhhh i gonna throw up

OP abandoned because he is a beta cuck

U want sum fuk?

>>742006604
just say hey how it's going already so we can move on

>>742006246
Shall we get veal this evening? I was thinking about eating a child... but not a humam child... I'm no cannibal. Lol... look at me go here. Silly me... so, veal?

>>742006246
show bobs and vagene

>>742006872
What a pansy

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>>742006947

>>742006604
This will be a shit thread then

>>742006246
DELIVER ANYTHING COME ON OP

she messaged you first? must be a fake account

>>742006952
Roll

Pointless thread, sage

Tell her you're a white knight prepared to die for her anytime

>>742006952
Rollin

>>742007110
OHH fuck that gonna be autisitc.
"It's been kinda boring lately. Have any suggestions how to change it?"

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>>742007110
/b/ approved?

>>742006866
op
deliver the dubs

>>742007110
every time with this stupid response. You don't know me, don't ask me how I am. Because it wouldn't matter to you.
At the end of the day we are looking for potential partners to fuck. Why don't you ask, hi are you willing to mate?

>>742007286
>>742006300

Cuck faggot

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>>742006604
>she's hot

>>742006604
first post here. she is most likely a bot, mate. just have some fun with it

>>742007286
if you want to keep it autistic and boring then yes

I only came to this thread to tell you to charge your phone. but looks like you beat me to it. faggot. good luck with Emily though.

>>742007286
>>742007110
holy shit you're a boring person, OP.
"i'm feeling kinda blue and could use a helping "hand" if you know what i mean"

Send a gif or threaten her I ahh.. idk.. like dude... its /b/ at least makes this shit exciting of offensive or sutin

>>742007564
" if you know what i mean"
some of you are op beta level

>>742007564
you expected more after seeing this thread?

>>742006246
>>742007110
>>742007286
what the fuck is this normie shit

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>>742007286

>>742007922
What will it take to make it a we problem?

>>742007922
it could easily be a "you & me"| problem

Op is gonna be elbow deep in this puss if he plays his cards right and follows these instructions

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>>742008041

>>742008356
Fire away OP, Gods speed.

>>742008356
yea it good, you can be more passive, just dont shit your pents

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>>742008356
Good luck

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>>742008356

>>742007922
does she can write english?

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>>742008551

>>742008356
Yes go op

>>742008551
kek and what now, we need expert

>>742008551
holy shit OP getting btfo ahaha

>>742008551
if she's going to BTFO bombard her with gore and alt right memes

>>742008551
RIP in peace OP

>>742008551
The bitch isn't into it, back it up and say 'that was a bit forward haha, suppose we should get to know each other better first?'

>>742008551
"Come on, don't be like that. I've got a new place I've been meaning to try. Care for a free meal at worst?"

post a pic of her, seems like a q-t from the little on show

>>742008741
>this

>>742008551
I'm no expert but what i'd do here is call her out for beeing a bitch for responding like that or even better send her on a guilt trip because she probably realises shes beeing a bitch right now. Worst case scenario you offend her and she actually starts paying attention to you

>>742008686
>backtracking
>>742008741
>offering free shit

and all this time I never realised /b/ stood for /b/eta

>>742008741
eh it'll work if shes a slut

>>742008934
yeah dont beg or offer free shit what the fuck

Already fucked it up. Nice going bud

>>742008934
Desperate times my friend. Need to keep some normie credibility so the stacies don't shit

>>742008934
no shit its /b/eta

>>742008934
Doe

>>742009057
not even close to beeing fucked up yet shit its over when she blocks you

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>>742008906

>>742008906
eh

>>742008741
This is your best shot op, see what happens. Calling her out as a bitch will not work.

>>742008551
I don't know how to arrange that, but [put what you want op movie, beer, etc.] surely will be lots of crying and laughing

>>742009153
yes
go full beta

>>742009153
DONT DO THAT U BETA FUCK

>>742009153
ahaha what a trainwreck of a conversation this turned out to be

>>742009153
ABORT MISSION THAT'S TOO FUCKING BETA

>>742009153
orbiter achievement unlocked

>>742009153
"Well that's not very nice. Didn't mother teach you to be polite to others?"

>>742008741
could do, just delete "Come on, don't be like that."

>>742009303
Agreed now you just sound beta as hell. I'm telling ya dude you blew it

>>742008741
Do this, you're taking control of the situation by setting the terms, and making a joke of a well known thing slags do by using dudes for free meals.

>>742009365
you are worse then op, how?

>>742009153
i was going for more of a
"wow it took you two sentences to start acting bitchy"
+ maybe a small compliment about how she looked like a nice girl or how you thought she sounded nice, something along those lines.
she mite' just go full psycho mode if you dont lube it up after calling her bitchy.
Its a gamble is what I'm sayin'
but yeah, i guess if you wanna play it nice go for that thing you typed

>>742009426
Hahaha

>>742008551
>>742009153
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHOOHOHOHOHOAHAAOHAOHAOAAHOHAAHHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAIAHAHAHAHIAHIAHIAIHAIHAHIAOHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>742009153
you have to joke now and be casual you piece of shit to show you are not only about sex, but what to know her better, not crying for help

>>742006246
[spoiler]nigginoggi[/spoiler]

I'm really not surprised any of us never get women. This thread has been a clusterfuck

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>>742009153

>>742009425
Wild alpha appears

>>742009583
you gonna take here to McDonald, dont you OP?

>>742009583
jesus christ

>>742009583
what the fuck is she even saying

>>742009583
Btfo

catfishman?

>>742009507
P.S. you invest too much time in these bitches, if you insult her now and she continues the convo it only means you can fuck her, if she doesn't continue - fuck it, you move onto the next one and you've wasted little to no time. Play for quantity m8

>>742009583
You're back in the saddle OP, you're fucking welcome. Now find a dive restaurant near you and play it. Sluts fucking love hipster hole in the wall dives.

>>742009626
Thanks m8, learned through practice.

>>742009583
>roastie makes fun of you on tinder
>offer to buy her dinner

>>742009583
my manss no what is you doooooooooinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>742009583
>>742009714
she's clearly retarded, abort OP

>>742009583
kys

>>742006246
I can't decide if you're the nicest girl on my naughty list or the naughtiest girl on my nice list.

>>742009846
agreed. if she can't speak like a normal person it's not worth your time.

>>742009779
God damn you fucking neets wouldn't recognize the game if it slapped its dick in your face. THIS IS THE GAME. She's playfully insulting you, now you hit her back.

Say that you are a literal cuck. Bitches like that these days.

>>742009889
Too late for that

>>742009889
I can't decide if you're the most retarded girl on my dumb list or the dumbest girl on my retarded list.

>>742009983
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BE CHEESY AF

>>742009583
But for real, let me take you out to get a meal, bitch.

>>742010000
Quads demand it. OP say it!

>>742010000
Checked

>>7420000000
Ayyyy

>>742006604
>hey anon
>HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I SAY?

>>742009583

"Look, I'm not into playing games, am I taking you out or not?"

>>742010000
OOOOH MY BOYS GOT QUAAAADS

>>742010078
no dont, OP you have to stop begging for her, and asking questions.

"You, me, 5pm tomorrow at *insert name of local restaurant*."

That's the best way to do it. You are in full control that way.

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>>742010000
oh boy here we go

Best thing on b all day

>>742010153
Wtf was that and why did this person delete the post?????????????????????????????

>>742010259
sad but tru

>>742010000
DELIVER NOW OR BECOME AN HERO BY PLAYING SUDOKU

>>742010170
This. Cuts all the crap and it goes down to a 50/50 chance depending on OPs looks.

>>742010000
checked


OP show us her profile pic fucking degenerate

>>742010265
hey new fag, OP post is no 742006246, and you are asking for one from the past that got 404.

>>742010357
Yes pics PLZ getting bored

>>742010346
Exactly, this guy gets the game. Don't waste more time than you need to.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

>>742010000
>02:23:33
nice

OP if you do get a date how will your autistic ass be as alpha as you were in this chat? She'll recognize you are a beta straight away.

If you dont call her a retard that she is quads demand sum pics

>>742010481
Yes she will, I can't help you IRL lmao

>>742010346
thats too beta in this moment to be 50/50

>>742010357
this

>>742010742
Fucking beta, I give up

>>742010742
And follow it up with "Cuz I'mma take your ass to Mr. Wang's, know m'sayin?"

>>742010742
she's not even answering your question u beta fuck, you fucked it with that "come on, dont be like that"

>>742010742
Yes please send that. She will immediately leave you for cock Chang cock.

>>742010742
Find a Chinese near you and cut it down to '(restaraunt name) at (time, day)?'
Take all choice out of it for her

>>742006246
im a nigger

>>742010885
*some

How about Panda Express?

>>742006246
i like it up the ass

>>742010742
At least suggest Italian and show her you have some beta class.

>>742010742
dude, you are being too normie. you look anything but relaxed.
b usually have grat things to say because anons don't give a fuck, and girls like guys like that because they can give them a fun time
stop being a faggot and take the weird/funny suggestions, because being like this she will get bored

>>742010742
so you like a 10 inch 8======D?

>>742009583

She's saying "free" as a question in dumb slut language. As in "are you sure it's free?" she thinks you're implying a one night stand.

Run with it. "Well nothing is really free (wink emoji, just trust me), am I taking you out or not?"

Fucking do it anon it's youre only hope

>>742011179
reroll

>>742011184
I SWEAR TO GOD ANON IF YOU DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE JUST KYS

my name is jeff

>>742011184
OP listen to him you faggot.

are you jews

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"You, me, tomorrow, Wong Chi Kong (or whatever lel)"

>>742011335
You fucking beta listen to me

>>742011184
You can't be THAT direct, you have to play the game, the game is all sluts know

>>742011184
OP This is 100% your best advice and only hope.

>>742011335
No question mark.

>>742011335
>Taking this long to reply
She's moved on already, you lost your chance.

>>742010742
STOP ASKING BETA QUESTIONS
>>742011184
that still beta

She thinks you are a beta fucker, and you are proving her right.

OP do some random shit, or at least send her We are number one lyrics or something

>>742011335
i want to lick dat pussy

>>742011335
You beta shitlord, stop disregarding valid anon advice, you keep drifting back to you comfort zone, but that hasn't gotten your dick wet before and it damn well isn't helping now, just trust us on this ok? Listen to >>742011184

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>>742011482
You have to be in charge to get that ass and you want that ass!

>>742011536
reroll

>>742011184
stop replying to yourself beta fuck

>>742011536
Roll

>>742011662
Just trying to give op the shot to get his beta dick wet /b/roski

>>742011726
There's no rolling here faggot. It not dubs decide.

>>742011836
Roll

>>742011739
and he wont make it wet by proving he's even more desperate

>>742011899
winrar

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>>742011836
rolling for quads

>>742011184
Implying that she needs to pay for a meal with sex is fucking stupidity.

Just send her something, you are taking too long.

>>742011965
Do you even know what quads are? Stupid fucking newfag.

Go op i believe in you

this man has never talked to a girl before in his life

>>742012012
this, just don't push even more into that meal for fuck scenario

op probably isn't even looking at this shit anymore because he doesn't want to fuck up but that's exactly what he's doing

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>>742011335
gimmy dat pussy boss

>>742012073
How do I make my text green?

>>742012166
Put '>' before text newfag

>>742009583
>well, thanks for wasting my time bitch

>>742011913
It doesn't show desperation, it shows his confidence that if she goes out with him he will fuck her. I'm not saying op will because he's a fucking beta but this is his best chance.

>>742012260
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>742012260
so you were just playing with me? i thought what we had was real

>>742012245
low qual bait

>>742012132
reroll

>>742012260
is ur sister free?

>>742012260
jesus christ op, just tell her to show you her feminine penis and abort mission

>>742012260
>lol

>>742012245
Cool, who is this anon everyone talks about?

>>742012260
I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGS HOLY SHIT I AM SO FUCKING VINDICATED RIGHT NOW

>>742012260
RIP in piece, my friend

>>742012260
you don't even listen, you fucked with "What will take" and then with "come on" and you are still pushing it

>>742012260
just say "Lol i guess i screwed up, huh?"

>>742012260
She isn't interested. If she was interested she would have suggested a different date when she was free.

Move on OP.

>>742012260
"Bummer, when am I taking you out then?"

>>742012390
This is the only course of action. She thinks OP is a jobless beta piece of shit. Odds are 1/1000 he's going on a date and 1/10000000 he's going to smash. Go savage

>>742012260
7pm then.

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HAHAAHAHA

>>742006246
Say Hi again

>>742012311
no it wouldnt at this point

>>742012260
karma for ignoring quads

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>>742012260
No pussy for you beta boii

>>742012390
THIS. FUCKING THIS

>>742012416
Names are listed as anonymous, anon is anyone here

>>742012496
but she initiated the conversation

Oh wait you aren't even Nancy. Haha sorry.

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>>742012639

Friday at 4pm? Saturday at 4pm? Sunday at 4pm?

>>742012557
this
>>742012568
this
>>742012547
if she was intrested she would ask for other hour herslef, betaanon
>>742012681
but wanted to know him, and he turn out to be beta fucker

>>742012639
Oh alright, how do I create my own sub-chan?

>>742012681
That happens all the time. Nigh on 500 girls have matched with me on Tinder, I've banged 4 times.

Initiation =/= penetration

>>742012754
you are lost case just like OP

While we're in the topic, any tips on how to get matches on Tinder?
I swear I can't get any, as in I never even got one. What am I doing wrong /b/?

>>742012132
this

wanna hangout sometime and do some meth?

>>742012681
do this
>>742012390

show that you are a cool funny guy and not a butthurt beta

I'll visit you at work, well just order something.

>>742012819
you must be fucking ugly or your bio is shit

>>742012819
Existing.

>>742006246
Come over to my place and I'll give you the ol' lickaroo

>>742012390
Or
>>742012507

Sluts will not make a decision on their own unless forced. You can go the funny sister route or the forced decision yes or no route. Either way you're going to end up at yes or no eventually

>>742006246
Except your're welcome

>>742012819
fun stupid bio, 4 pics. A headshot, full body pic, something social with friends, some activity like a sport

>>742012980
this was the final fuck up move on op

>>742012980
Fucking lol oh god

"He knows there's no such thing as a free lunch right?"

>>742012980
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THIS HAS TO BE STAGED THIS HAS TO BE STAGED THIS HAS TO BE STAGED THIS HAS TO BE STAGED THIS HAS TO BE STAGED THIS HAS TO BE STAGED THIS HAS TO BE STAGED

>>742012980
SAY YES

DO IT OP

>>742012819
Its tough to say without seeing the Tinder profile.

>>742012980
BTFO. How will Anon ever recover?

>>742012980
Say yes OP. Show her you're not afraid of a thick juicy cock ramming your tight boipussy

didnt know this was a cringe thread

trainwreck op gl on losing ur virginity

>>742012980
Sure, but don't you take his new-found toy away from him once you realize what you missed.

>>742012260
your only option is
"I listened to a friend's shity advices. I wanted to meet you to get to know you, but it turn out like i want sex ehhh"
you are beta already, and she aint gonna do shit, redeem is your only call if you want to keep trying

>>742012980
If he's just like you then sure, I'll take a consolation prize.

>>742012980
"I can work anything out"

>>742012980
No way back now. Ask how his cock feels and tell her she would know

>>742010742
Want to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?

>>742013176
This is your only redemption. Say it NOW.

>>742012980
Had him already. He suggested you.

>>742012980
>>742013178
well nevermind, now she knows you are intrested only in sex not her and also you are the most desperate beta she ever meet.
Say something stupid and move on

Ask if he has a feminine penis lol

>>742012980
already tasted your puss on his dick, wanted to go right to the source this time

>>742013178
And show what a weak willed faggot you are parroting what your friend tells you to. You're in too deep, this will not play

>>742012980
Ever hear of best friend dating the sister?

Im in, im taking your brother out for dinner and fucking him.

>>742013292
But should he an hero for being that beta?

GREAT! you can work with that OP

this
>>742013055
or this
>>742013213

>>742013451
it could but he fucked it even more i cant
>>742013478
yes

>>742008551
>IMMEDIATE SUICIDE

>>742012980
"Sure if he dresses up like a girl and has a feminine penis"

>>742013546
Ask when the brother is free...

pray its her seeing when she is free...and hopeuflly end up taking her out to dinner.

>>742013271

>>742013546
You wanted to fugg. You're gonna get it now. But not exactly how you wanted.

>>742013546
NOW GO FOR THE YES OR NO

"Seriously though, am I taking you out or not? (FUCKING WINK EMOJI)"

LISTEN TO ME FAGGOT

>>742013546
Are you even a human being?
say "maybe he's more talkative so we could have some real conversation"

>>742013546
I heard he is poor. How about you take over his depths?

>>742013546
op you can actually bounce back from this, try harder.

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>>742013724
This , faggot pic realated its me

>>742013724
no this is so butthurt

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>>742012980
LMAO SHE FUCKIN PLAYED YOU OP

Take her brother, its only the chance you'll get now

>>742013804
>>742013815
well you could get her, but you pushed too far.

And what are you expecting now?

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>>742013721
Do this OP

>>742013804
I think you shouldn't get greedy forget her take her brother. You look like a twink so why not?

>>742013721
LISTEN TO ME OP DON'T FUCKING LET ME DOWN

"alright, let me get his number"

if she gives you his number, get her's from him.
Or just hope it's hers.

>>742013901
im not OP but never blame a woman for her dumb ways if you want to get with her

Wow, just ask her out seriously this time OP, cut the "I am funny because I want to hide how beta I am" and if it doest work just hit her in the head and drag her to your cave.

>>742014008
Shut the fuck up. You're more beta than op

>>742013546
show me da pussy boss

>>742013804
Maybe you'll enjoy her bros big cock?

>>742014008
she already said no 2 times, he will look retarded, not even beta

>>742014052
i thought that it was known that he fucked to bad already so we can be crazy, maybe even she will react

>>742013022
>Bio
It's pretty generic and boring, give me ideas pl0x
>4 pics
I got them but they're mostly similar, only activity I do is cycling does that count?

>>742013103
That's fair.
To sum it up I have a pretty generic/boring bio, my photos are also pretty generic, like a headshot, a full body and the rest are similar.
One of them even when I had slightly longer hair.

Kek. well played Emily.

>>742014044
this fucking this

i fucking can't believe it
291 replies and 88 users

>>742014217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZBqScnwT6U&t

>>742014044
definitely this

>>742014195
He either goes in for the definitive kill or he goes home

>>742014293
this

>>742014044

>>742014364
isn't he already? She doesnt want sex, she wanted normal talk, now she knows he just want sex and is tring to ask her bother

>>742014334
How do you know how many users are in a thread?

>>742014571
Retard

OP literally went from getting cucked to getting fucked in just 2 hours with /b/'s help

>>742014571
There's a unique posters counter at the bottom