I'll just leave this here

stale pasta

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HE GOT THAT CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

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pls send noodles

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okay pals ill dump my pockets

>>741961407
The fuck?

>>741962508
Never beat off to a noodle before, but I wanna smash that spaghetti brown eye.

What site do you use to do this?

>>741962756
9gag mostly

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>>741962756
ostagram.ru but its a bit of a hassle because they try to moderate away the porn so you gotta grab your images fast when the queue pops on them

so savor the spaghetti is what im sayin

>>741961186
okay i gotta ask, what software do you use ofr these
i took to google but didnt get any useful results

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>>741963378
see
>>741962874

>>741961186
Oh shit. We have way too much time on our hands.go on...

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>>741962874
I did it

>>741961186
holy shit is this what Neuro Networks are doing these days?

>>741963666
>>741963728
aww sorry dude i almost stole your thunder

we are taking this thing over rn tho

>>741961186
You did it OP, you actually god damn made me horny for spaghetti

>>741961186
I'll just leave this here: >>741963230

>>741963823
aww shit

getcha palms sweaty its about to go down

everybody in the place grab your fuckin dick

and butter your motha fuckin rolls

>>741962790
Lady Black Heart??

Are you the one who made the thread on /d/?

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Run this pic through it please

By god george ive found a new fetish

>>741961186
>>741961846
>>741962508
>>741962536
>>741962790
>>741962874
>>741962916
>>741963169
>>741963202
>>741963250
>>741963308
>>741963491
>>741963666
>>741963728
>>741964039
>>741964151
>>741964183
>>741964209
SAUCE?!

>>741964344
see
>>741962874

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>>741964440
no SAUCE like literal SAUCE

all this PASTA and no SAUCE

>>741964628
be the change you want to see in the world my friend

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>>741963378
Software?
Bitch, I hand cut my spagghentai

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>>741961186
Fuck off! I'm not gonna fap to pasta porn...

for serious? fucking spaghetti art? what the fuck, I'm actually done with this website. fuck all of you

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>>741964200

>>741964344
there IS no sauce, all these noodle doodles are dry

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>>741965315
Aww... you can barely see any of it. Could I be a pest and ask for one more image?

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>>741965490
this is now a #REKT thread

>>741965505
Just do it yourself you disgusting furry fuck.

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>>741965505
dude
fucking learn something for yourself
god damn millenials

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>>741964628
I got a hearty kek out of making this

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>>741965585
>>741965624
You both seem mad. Here, have some seasoning for your pasta.

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>>741965628
>those balls tho

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>>741965505
Here you go

>>741965585
Hey now. That's not the way our good lord and saviour Spagesus would want us to behave.
Spagghentai is for all of us, pure and polluted alike.

>>741965505
you could do it with a lower filter scale (basically smaller spaghetti) but it might be unintelligible due to the amount of negative space

>>741965794
Yum. thank you anon.

>>741965905
Oh... that's a shame then.

>>741965998
there are filters that would work well for really fine lineart like that i just don't think spaghetti is one of them

as you can see it was fine for your furry macroscat

>>741966191
So basically the sort of pictures it works for are the ones that don't have a lot of lines?

>macroscat
Kek. They call it hyperscat but I guess that term is more suitable for this.

>>741964628
why the fuck those laurel leaves are still dry? once the sauce is cooked they should be taken out. how come that sauce looks cooked already? the fuck is wrong with you?

>>741966409
>2017
>not using basil

what the fuck is wrong with (You) anon?

>>741966369
less about lines/picture type, and just more about how what you're running through can be replicated using elements of the filter

stuff that's really bright won't look great through pictures that don't have that, stuff that has a broad range of colour might not look great through a filter without (or vice versa) and really blocky stuff often doesn't gel with curves

curves are why i assume a lot of porn goes great with spaghetti

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ah finally

OP you are a giant among men

>>741963931
I'm on a boat cover?

I like it

>>741961186
Sauce?

>>741964344
LOL, well done

>>741966593
that is no basil fucktard. it is a classic bolognese. that is quite long cooked ragout sauce. you do not use basil with it. classice recipe would be with laurel leaves while cooking which are removed afterwards

>>741966620
Hey... uh... may I ask of one last megadump pic before I go?

>>741966769
praise his noodley appendage!

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>>741968693
Kek

>>741968910
Oh crap, didn't mean to post that image.

page 10 bump

>>741966676

My favorite food

I've been waiting for like an hour and it won't process. Does it take longer after the first time?

>>741971415
/b/ is flooding it rn

also it seems to me like the more "legit" entries you make the higher priority your shit goes whereas getting hit with bans for posting strange porn seems to lower your priority

>>741961186
Christ, you trap-loving faggots ruin everything, don't you?

if we start making regular threads of these, but we never get o/c and it's all just reposts...

would it just be copy-pasta?

>>741971543
like earlier tonight it was as high as 70 minutes for the queue but it went as low as 40ish but when this thread started it got long like it is rn

also the account i keep trying to do porn on is barely budging in queue while the account I'm not doing porn on actually moves

>>741971670
moar like cummie pasta

>>741971683
How do you see where you are in the queue?

>>741971824
you only get a rough estimate of time, it'll be near the top on both "process an image" and "my collection"

>>741972015
It's been moving between 50 to 60 minutes for the last hour. I'm starting to lose hope.

>>741972015
also it does NOT move in real time and can go backwards

could just be paying users jumping the line who knows

>all those normies only picking vanilla animu porn pics

>>741972375
its partially because the more extreme the pic, the more likely it is to get banned quickly

its sorta random but I got random catgirl pics through no problem but got nailed on some of my stranger fetish pics

>>741972598
Was it because they were strange or because they were illegal?

>>741972691
definitely strange - but, I saw a fair amount of loli here and there which I didn't save

keep in mind too it's a russian site, so almost anything you could fap to is illegal there

>>741972598
It can't be that nudity isn't allowed, one of the example images is a nude painting. They must just not like the fetish stuff.
Captcha: PLEASE DAVID

>>741972910
precisely this

though then again somebody got the furry hyperscat shit through so who fucking knows

>>741972863
>definitely strange
Tell me your fetish, anon.

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Would you eat this?

>>741973207
I'd try it.

>>741973088
>implying there's one

a lot of it was just some generically gay shit but the pic I really wanted to fuck around with the most is this rear shot of a chick but her ass crack and puss are shooped and replaced with a big ol' horse ass and turning that into spaghetti seemed hilarious to me at the time

>>741973207
doesnt look appetizing to me but I'd eat it to be polite or if I was really hungry

>>741972362
mind wiring us your source pasta? most i find have stock watermarks or aren't homogenous enouhg

>>741973554
everyone just using the one on the site itself for the most part

its pretty easy to find a pic with it and add it to "your filters"

welp imma go lie in bed and dream of spaghetti, enjoy the thread until its eventual demise

>>741973714
thats the ostagram site, i'm guessing?

>>741974163
yeppo

Second hour of waiting for a very basic image to process bump

>>741961186
wait w8?

>>741961186
Moms spaghetti