secrets thread?

There's a distinct possibility that I may actually be the father of my brother's son.

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I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

>>741949147
Explain.
Are you a gril or did you cuck your brother?

>>741948729
i want to get boned
texas

>>741949222
>Are you the mother and also the faher?


Wut

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>>741949286
There may be a possibility that I didn't read the original post right

>>741949222
>I may actually be the father
how stupid can you be, anon?

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>>741949147
Nice going. Does your sister-in-law express regret about it? How is the marriage going in general. Are you married too?

I've had a threesome with my ex and her Dad, we also use to watch cp together

>>741949222
obviously he fucked his brothers girl u tard. *facepalm*

>>741949222
Me and his wife had a thing going for a while. We only fucked a few times but the dates add up.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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I've been dressing like a trap(when I'm alone), and getting off with dildos for nearly 9 months.

And what I want more than anything right now is to suck dick for the first time. But I'm too scared of getting STD from guys on Grindr and too scared of getting raped or robbed off Craigslist (I'm too small and weak).

I just want to cuddle a girl for a night. Thats all...

Im uncut but I had my kid circumcised.

>>741949339
It's ok I still love u

>>741949526
I have the same wish. Loneliness will be the death of me.

>>741949562
why?

>>741949562
Y tho

>>741949397
She pretends that it never happened. Her attitude is that what he doesn't know won't hurt him and I'm inclined to agree. Their relationship is going fine from what I can see but it wasn't at the time. I was newly divorced when it happened.

>>741948729
I fucked my married step-sister for over a year and may have even fathered a kid with her. She's never told a soul. I constantly think about fucking girls I've already been with, even though I've been married for 12 years.

i'm pissed i'm a legal adult.
the best part of being 13, 14, 15 years old was men in there 20s-50s checking me out.

>>741949526
There are services for that. Check backpage.

Ive killed 4 people. >Inb4 lying
I cheat on my girlfriend with escorts every other week.
I watched my roommate beat his girlfriend. I then got him evicted from the apartment complex for domestic violence (complex has no tolerance policy against it). Then I killed his cat and blamed him when his girlfriend asked. Then I "comforted her" for "his horrible actions" and fucked her. Damn she was a tiny chick. Legit 105 lbs. I think they're homeless now.

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>>741949661
Understood. We'll never tell him. Do you daydream about a future fuck with her?

I made the biggest mistake of my life by breaking things off with the only person I'll ever fully love. Now he's in another state and theres nothing i can do to turn back the hands of time.

Was able to get my daughters laptop one afternoon and found a couple nudes..what to do?

>>741950016
Kill yourself

>>741949608
>>741949606
Wife wanted it and it looks better. I feel bad though.

>>741950083
don't.
i'm circumcised. everything works just fine

>>741950158
good goy

>>741950016
leave tribute across screen

>>741950158
Yea, hes 3 now and seems fine but it must have hurt like a bitch.

From the outside, friends would say that my life is okay...but the only thing going for me is my career...

I'm single...but most of my friends are in relationships, getting engaged, getting married, having kids...and for some reason, I get bugged to hang out. They already know I'm busy and the only good thing I get from being single is I get to focus on me and getting money. I am lonely as fuck but I realize...if I got into a relationship, I may never get to where I want to be...So I keep focusing...and sometimes I just want to be left alone.

I get spazzed out from a friend b/c I forgot about meeting her today...I really just wanted a me day for having a busy week but apparently it doesn't compare to getting her back fixed and planning a wedding...Jesus fucking Christ if that's the case, then why the fuck would you plan extra things on top of that? We got the world on the brink of nuclear war, people who think it's a nifty idea to run over protesters, inevitable global warming...

Today I thought...wow, fuck everybody and fuck this planet. I should just kill myself right now.

All the while having anxieties about mortality since my family friend died...

I'm Canadian...But if I had a gun...I probably would've done it by now.

>>741950240
Maybe it did, for moments after it happened. But like most pain, when it goes away, we don't worry about it's memory.
And that's a pain that he probably can't even remember. It won't affect him.

>>741950238
only half goy. Half Jew.

>>741950002
You're probably crazy af

>>741950043
She is 18 fyi

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My grandma let me fuck her when i was 12

>>741950016
post

>>741949397
why did they photoshop the same girl 4x?

>>741949562
0/10

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>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better

>>741949506

where you from?

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>>741950665
Maybe this much.

I actually believe in the rules and find it unacceptable that femanon get attention on /b/ without delivering nudes. It feels like I'm a dying species here.

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>>741950753
lol. This mascot image is related. A pharmaceutical company hired these women to clean up a beach and facilities as part of a PR campaign. (I don't think the enema mascot took part in the beach clean up.)

>>741949720

you male or female?

>>741949874
I'd be lying if I said no but at the same time I regret betraying my brother and have vowed never to make that mistake again.

>>741949493
calm down jhonny cash

>>741951064
not posting pics, so doesn't matter.

>>741950002

how far away? cant you just move or something?

>>741951021
Any of you men like my girl?

>>741949506
what do you look like fucking twink send a selfie fucking faggot ........... lowkey want to know what that mouth do

>>741951141
cant see nip, no can tell

>>741951079
On the bright side, you can recall the guilt and fear when you're screwing to back away from a premature ejaculation. It's probably not as much fun as thinking about baseball.

>>741948729
I let my friends rape my ex-gf once. She was unconscious, so the three of us are the only ones that know.

I have a gigantic collection of pornography, mostly cartoon/rule34, and I love jacking off to it and collecting more.

That's probably extremely tame to most anons here but if anyone in my life found out it would shock/disgust them and completely change their perception of me. It's the biggest secret I have.

>>741951115
it's actually quite relevant. some reason you can't answer? u a female and worried about being harrassed i guess?

>>741951063
kek

>>741951141
I'm calling trap. Those arms look a little masculine to me.

>>741950629
proof

>>741951259
Who DOESN'T do that?

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>>741951176
I'll give you guys a little more than

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>>741948729
I hastily enter posts and then see stupid errors I made because I did not edit. [image not me]

>>741951306
Nope she's a cheerleader

If I've ever been to your house, I've peed in your sink.

jobs, restaurants, houses it doesn't matter. I cant stop peeing in sinks.

>>741951274
a female can not call attention to the fact she is female in a post without being required to tits or gtfo.

if a post is written so it is gender-neutral, (s)he is within 4chan rules, and can post their post without needing to post tits.

>>741951392
Post more

>>741951347
why does this looks so fake like the colours just dont add up

>>741948729
I actually don't care about sending fucked up Hentai to minors

>>741951457
>>741951392
show full face

I'm staying in a friends apartment while he is out of town. I just covered a few of his hot girlfriends leggings and panties with cum and I'm gonna love it when i see her wearing them. I'm a great friend, right?

>>741951347
>]
tit looks shoped

>>741951481
Guro?

>>741951259
im a digital hoarder also

>>741951477
I know right, looks kinda fake and photoshopped

>>741951511
The whole damn thing looks shopped. look at her hair outline and back

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>>741948729
Me and my friend make out with each other, this started happening a month ago. I don't think I want to go any further than that but we are developing feelings for each other.

I feel like a disappointment and I feel less like a man.

Feelsbadman

>>741951477
It's party you and party because you're not seeing her full face maybe

>>741951519
Never heard of girl, it was preggo and loli and tentacle and x Ray. :)

>>741951347
That tit looks shooped. I'm sticking with my original judgement.

>>741951604
Guro, fuckin autocorrect. Not girl.

>>741951456

well i respect the fact that you are staying within the rules. unfortunately it's obvious that you are a female now so i cannot respect you but just your efforts. enjoy your lifetime of becoming less attractive by the day

>>741951604
It's guro, and it's graphic and gory depictions of serious fucked up shit.

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>>741951289
>>741951063
Ichijuku Pharmaceuticals Company. More PR pictures I hadn't seen before.

>>741951653
Ah, interesting. Might have to check it out. If anyone knows of some email adress I can send random stuff to feel free to tell

>>741950335
>Maybe it did, for moments after it happened. But like most pain, when it goes away, we don't worry about it's memory.
>And that's a pain that he probably can't even remember. It won't affect him.
Please go look up what physical trauma does to a babys brain anon.
Knowing why the pain is there is part of it not affecting you mentally, babies have no concept of why someone would cut a part off them, so they get mentally affected.
All because someone once decided a modified penis looks aesthetically pleasing.

>>741951767
Well hes 3 now and seems fine. Its not like foreskin is essential to life.

Guro is actually quite interesting, as it's an art movement could I not get away with sending it to minors and say it's an art movement, not porn?

>>741951836
True, neither is an appendix though and we don't remove those unless they're sick.
In my opinion, performing surgery on someone who isn't a consenting adult, when there is no valid medical reason to do so, is bad.

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I've been getting drunk and slicing up my back for that natural endorphines for about a few months now
feelsgoodman

From the age of 11 I got my family dog to fuck me hundreds of times. First time knotted I panicked and pulled apart. Bled for 3 days. Used to walk miles into woods where nobody else went for gay dog sex sessions. I miss that dog.

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I haven't gotten off to porn in the last 3 years. And I'll check out anything I can to see if I can get hard to it. I think I'm officially frigid or whatever the male equivalent is.

>>741951767
We experience pain every day. From all sorts of sources. Some very mild, some extreme.
This is true even for babies.

So, unless you can site me a scientifically done, and using the scientific method, reproduced, study of the physiological health of circumcised vs uncircumcised children, teens, and men, done over the course of 20 years from infancy to adulthood, with other issues controlled for, i'm gonna have to go ahead and cry bullshit.

Some foreskin removal is a minor thing. Hell, I was born double-herniated. At 2 months old I had to have surgery (doctors wanted to wait until I was 12 months, and bigger, to do it, but the pain was apparently extreme).
I think that would effect me more than circumcision. Tell me, PhD in child psychology and pain, how much did that fuck me up?
Or was it all some trimmed foreskin?

>>741951915
Dude, no need to give me any more ideas xD

I got jacked up on dexies last night and spent around 10 hours wanking my flaccid cock. I do this on average once a month.

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>>741952066
Well you are on 4chan, so you are definitely fucked up somehow

>>741950002
You should probably try something to save the relationship if that's how you really feel.

>>741951965
That's because the appendix is an internal organ, the foreskin isnt.

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>>741951965
>actively responding to shitty bait

>>741952178
Seems most people here are uncircumcised, so....
lack of correlation.

Besides, here for half a decade, and I still don't like gore and think traps are gay.

>>741951896
It's your choice to risk the wrath of the party van.

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>>741951021
that's real cute

I had one of my relatives drop a package off for me, they asked what it was and I said "Just some things".

It was a fleshlight full of my cum that I was sending to a female friend on her request.

She fucker it with one of her dildos and then fucked herself with my cum as lube, then ate the rest out of the fake pussy.

My family member was just enabling my degeneracy without knowing.

>be me.
>have little sister.
>she gets nice body.
>eventually fuck little sister.
>the end.

>>741952066
Here you go
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201501/circumcision-s-psychological-damage
This is an article I know, but it does cite actual science.

>>741952312
:(

>>741950002
My gf just broke things off with me after 3.5 years an shes outa state

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>>741952274
So why the fuck do you come here then?

>>741952369
I don't make the rules.

>>741952232
Well you don't exactly need your earlobes either, if we as a society decided people looked better without them, would you let a doctor cut them off your kid with little to no anesthesia?

>>741948729
I fucked my aunt at my other aunts wedding

>>741952417
My kid had anesthesia, a numbing cream and an injection.

More beastiality confessions. More details!!!

>>741949852
Any chances you're located in AR?

>>741952433
greentext pls

I regularly have sex with my Step-Dad - I love it.

>>741952400
Boredom and to flood forced meme threads.

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I'm a guy yet for over a year I have wanted to become a gynoid.

I know that will sound gay and I won't be mad if you call me a fag or something.

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>>741952414
The thing that fucked me over last time was a deadlink that gave them my ip and thus my adress, still, I didn't really get in trouble cause I cried and said I was drunk then and am sorry now

>>741952475
Still if I were you, I'd read this link >>741952349

>>741952475
people forget this.
this is how it is commonly done anyways like this, so the pain issue is minimal.

>>741952400
Uh.... boredom mostly. I recall hearing about /b/, and wondering what the fuss was. I tend to pop in once or twice a week to look around.

>>741952503
I like girls. I love tits. But I also love the feeling of being fucked by a dog. The initial sharp pain as I squeeze his dock cock into me. The thrusting as the dog cock swells and the hot dog cum pumping inside me. The knotted feeling knowing you can't part for 20 or 30 minutes. The feeling as the spent dog cock eventually slides out and the sore feeling of your arse, the stomach cramps and the trickle of hot dog cum down your legs.

More beastiality stories!!!

>>741952638
Yea, I dont really buy into that. It looks better anyway.

>>741952742
t.Nigger

>>741952707
Stomach cramps? How hot is it?dosnt the dog dick hurt going in?

>>741950992
Oklahoma/Mississippi

Was 16 and always loved the idea of an animal using me so when we got a dog instead of walking it I would let it use me

This went on for a few months and the sex was amazing I let it cum inside me and sucked it a few times

It's made me so horny thinking about getting fucked by a dog

>>741953005
i'm on the OK border. contact info?

>>741952824
Yes it is very sharp like a pencil, then it swells up, the dog pumps huge amounts of very hot watery cum, the knot can be the size of a grapefruit, it swells up once the dog cock has entered you, you can try and keep the knot outside. Stomach cramps from the dog thrusting deeply inside of you. Put socks on dogs claws otherwise you get covered in scratches. You will feel pain, violation and then satisfaction. Muzzle might be a good idea to stop the dog biting your neck. use a lead so the dog doesn't part and try and pull away. Keep the dog in place on your back. Once your knotted you can't part until the dog has finished and their swollen cock has shrunk back inside them.

>>741952538
>Have an uncle whos like 10 years older than me.

>His wife, technically my aunt is roughly my age, 27 ish.

>Went to my blood aunts wedding, where my uncle (her brother) and his wife were at.

>Entire night I drank and danced with

>Uncle and my girlfriend crash at the hotel, my aunt and I keep partying.

>End up finding out the ol uncle cheated on her, among other shit things he has done.

>End up in my car talking, she ends up jokingly flashing me her tits, mind you we are drunk.

>Tell her my favorite thing is to eat pussy.

>Ends up begging me to do it, so I did....ended up fucking my aunt in my car, bareback and drunk.

Its kinda funny i guess. Nobody knows but me and her, so family gatherings are interesting when we make eye contact...

>>741952756
There is no buying into anything, look up the citations if the article doesn't convince you.
That shit is based in science.

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>>741951172
I'll probably never post a selfie on 4chan. But u can have one lewd

>>741953148
>Danced with her.

Texting and driving nigga, its hard

>>741953148
nice

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>>741952690
>commonly done anyways like this
you clearly have no idea what youre talking about, baseless assumptions are baseless. stay in school.

>>741948729
I need to shit

>>741953125
Not sure i could stretch to hold a grapefruit. Like dam

>>741953087
Describe in detail how it felt?

>>741953209
Yeah i low key wanna try and fuck her again, she let me take a pic of her snatch, thought about blackmail

>>741953235
it swells up inside you - you will be surprised how much your insides can stretch.

>>741952339
hmm share the experience of having a younger sister my good sir

>>741953125
And how much cum exactly? Does the knot hit the prostate?

>>741953333
quads - just look up gay anal dragon dildos.

>>741953333
Your first knot. 1-10 pain level of the stretch.

>>741953328

you could try the normal way and just wait until you are alone. she's already fucked you once, so there's no need to try to force it, you fucking autist

I loved the idea of getting fucked and used by a dog when I was 16 so when we got a dog I would walk it but I wilould take it behind a tree in the woods and let it use me.

We did it a lot for months but it's some of the best sex I've had I let it cum inside me and sucked it a few times

I let it use me twice in a row once and let it fill me with cum

>>741953358
I cum every time I was fucked by a dog - it is such a turn on. And yes lots of hot watery cum. Used to have to shove a bung of toilet paper in my arse cheeks to soak it all up.

>>741953206
got snap chat or kik?

My uncle once owned a farm out in rural Ohio, he mentioned the Farmhouse was believed to be haunted by some kind of entity that was not friendly.

I mention this because I believe the entity has begun stalking me.

>>741953437
Did you cum from prostate massage or jerking it during

>>741953414
Nigga she was drunk and cheated on her husband, pretty sure she wouldnt do it purposefully solber

>>741953349

sexual euphoria.

>>741953401
There wasn't much pain once it was inside, but then I realised we were stuck together and I forcefully pulled out and tore myself inside. Excruciating pain, lots of bright red blood leaking out for 3 days. Was 11 and pretended to have a stomach bug. Eventually stopped. Was a few months before I attempted dog sex again.

>>741953535
From the dog fucking me - started cuming as soon as the dog cock entered me.

>>741953560

>implying she's not obviously a whore judging by information already provided in the thread
>not realizing she's probably cheated before and may be cheating with other people currently

>>741953223
I just took a shit

>>741953580
>>741953618
Im assuming this is the same person. So even having never been internally stretched before it didnt hurt? Does it ever hurt when the knots in you? Sorry to hear about that pull out. Ouch! And ive done prostate play, i can work up to a p orgasm. You just get it from tbe start to finnish???

>>741953657
Honestly if she wasnt who she was i wouldnt give a fuck and go for it, if anyone legit found out it would screw my family up, im the godfather to their kid, see eachother alot, maybe if its the same situation but im not gunna try to fuck my aunt at christmas dinner.

>>741953526
Sure wellywast

>>741952756
Also another thing, why are you deciding on the esthetics of your childs penis?
Isn't that a bit weird going, "I made this child and I damn well am gonna modify him so I can enjoy the looks of his penis"?

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>>741951312
Theres no way i can proove it anon
Other than she cant look me in the eye anymore and the atmosphere is just super awkward now. It happened along time ago when i jokingly just said i like it when girls show their boobs , so she had a robe on and just "jokingly" opened it and showed me her boobs. Later that night she came to my room kinda drunk and asked if i got horny off of what she did. I agreed and then we fucked in my room

>mfw lost virginity to incest

>>741953865
You're a dumbass

>be me 15 yr old junkie

> at cousins house they got me into drugs good life

> gf comes over with alcohol gets really fucked uped with whiskey and oxys

>junkie cousin passed out on the floor

> cousins gf gets more fucked uped than i am at that point fucking pisses her self on the couch and asked me to help her change

> she was 25 at that time and im only 15 i get hard as fuck ... and try to touch her twat all wet and warm she just looks at me while im doing this had a nice landing strip shave

she changes right in front of me yeah no respect i mean i did just finger blast her

few moments later still hard as fuck

> pulls out my throbbing cock and starts stroking it she on the other couch just looking and then comes and fucking blows me i was about to bust my first load ever

> she then gets up takes offer her panties and ride the fuck out of me cock i didnt last more than i shit you not 1 and a half minute

> takes a shower with her and get to finger blast her cunt one more time

and this is the story how my cousin is raising my daughter

>>741953784
Once the dog enters it swells inside - gives you a full but uncomfortable feeling. Hurts when the dog is thrusting and then hurts more when trying to pull out. Usually cum straight away but get hard again because it is such a turn on. I am leaking pre cum just thinking and sharing this. I often think of hitching up with some gay tops to fuck me but worried about diseases and confidentiality as I live in a small rural community.

>>741954015
Doubt you woulda tried anything in the first place, its not even worth, kust awkward now, trust me, you dont understand

>>741953268
It's hurt when we first did it but it made me so horny and wet

Then after the first time it was better it hurts when you put it in but then it just feels big then when it starts thrusting it gets really deep to the point where it would make me cum a few times

Then when it cums in me it feels hot and It really did feel like i was being filled then when it slides out it's so hot then feeling the cum drop down your leg is good.

I sucked the dog off a few times to Finnish it off and dog cums just takes like salty water I would usually spit it out but sometimes I swallowed it but after doing it I did feel kinda sick about swallowing dog cum so I just went with sex

>>741949852
What's it like to murder someone?
What do you do to the bodys?
Do you ever rape them?

>>741954157
if some woman that i want to fuck "jokingly" shows me her tits, you're damn right i will fuck her. i wouldnt need to wait until that happens bc im not an autism with no game. also i would fuck her properly so she'd be coming back for more. you probably came after 2 pumps and that's why it's just awkward now.

Sometimes when I'm on my period I don't wear a pad / tampon or I wear the same one for a whole day. It's out of laziness.

>>741954232
Wet as in youre a girl. Probably way easier vaginally

>>741954315
I was too drunk to cum, but made her cum a few times, it has nothing to do with the fact shes some random bitch. Shes a close relative, married to my legit favorite uncle. I woulda tried again forever ago, but if it came out, I have alot to lose and so does she, pussy isnt worth it some times

>>741954409
Yeah I'm a f
And yeah it would make it easier because of the wetness it feels amazing though

I can't express how good it feels when you feel it just bust a load inside of you and then feel it's Cock slide out

>>741954547
Have you seen 68 Kill? The whole movie is like a tribute to the pussy ain't worth it lol.

Im just nervous ill freaking destroy my colon with a grapefruit knot lol.

>>741954685
I'd be more worried about destroying your lower spine.

>>741954547
>you are an autism who is making it awkward with his own mind

you are lucky she initiated and you got to fuck her once. you will probably never have sex again

>>741954657
Can you relate it to a toy or dildo at all in experience? Does it hit your g spot? Compaired to sex with a guy how does it compete? I had a f friend who told me a few stories about letting her horse cum in her. But never heard a f talk about dog sex.

>>741951347
That tit was shopped in. Quit posting this fake shit, faggotty cunt.

>>741949425
Green text?

>>741954657
Also volume and temp vs a humans cum?

>>741952608
What is that? You want to be robot or Smth?

>>741954657
Can you describe the knot feeling? If youve been knotted? Ever been caught?

>>741951456
Or /b/ can not just start jerking their dick every time a femanon posts something. The tits or gtfo rule is just so kissless faggots can be assured they are, in fact, jerking it to a girl and not some brethren. Luckless faggots. It's no wonder they can't get laid irl.

>>741954801

I'd relate it to one of the long but thick ones

It's not like any boyfriend I've had it pleases me a lot more than a man I've only had 1 guy who has gave me anywhere close to the pleasure I got from my dog because he hit my g spot

I've wanted to try horse cock what did your friend say it was like?

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>>741950002

I jack off thinking about my mom fucking and getting pissed and spat on like a huge slut

>>741955000
Woah woah mr trips. I get laid often im just here to talk about beastiality. Lol

>>741954797
I dont care is my point, low key Id fuck her again, but its not worth my effort when I can tag different, less used bitches. The fact that I did it is good enough, if it happens again, cool, if not some cunt on /b whos more than likely a 15 year old virgin, called me an autist

>>741955043
https://youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs

>>741954890
Dog cum is pretty much water and there's more of it but it's not easily as thick, human cum is thick and slimy but it's nicer to swallow

dog cum I find is usually hotter than human cum which makes it feel amazing inside of you because you can literally feel it inside of you

>>741950581
Post them

>>741955043
So she started when she was 17. Couldn't get it inside but would jerk it with the tip pressed against her pussy. She would feel the "lava hot bursts" spurt into her. Then she would lay on her back and push it out rubbing her clit with it. At 18 she got it in

>>741953328
>Yeah i low key wanna try and fuck her again
>>741955108
>I dont care is my point

now you're just contradicting yourself, autismo. give up

>>741954962

I let the dog knot me 3 times and both times the not alone made me dripping wet and made me Moan

It makes you feel full but sort of hurts at the same time

I got close when a dog walker came past I had to quickly stand up and pull my skirt down and begin walking but again while it had a semi

I'm looking at 4-5 years for a rape I didn't commit.

Just a bitch ex, they're building case with an empty condom and a meme

>>741955159
I just really feel itd be 100% more enjoyable vaginally. Have you ever done it anally? How big was the dog? And the knot?

I met a random guy walking home drunk one night. He was as pissed as me. We were going in same direction and kept each other company for a bit.

No idea how we ended up on school grounds. lying in the middle of a school sports fields messing around. Like really getting stuck into each other, pretty rough shit.

Both of us no homo. Weirdest night of my life. Shit was cash, never done anything like that since.

I like to incite rage in threads then leave without ever looking again.

>>741955000
if you don't like tits or gtfo, then fuck off of 4chan.
if you are a chick and don't want to post tits, just don't mention your gender.

signed: gender-ambiguous poster who likes seeing fem-anon's tits.

>>741955264
which meme tho

>>741952547
Details? How did it start?

>>741949213
hot

>>741955249
Ty for the replies btw. I jerked a dog off when i was 13 but was too afraid to do anything else. Besides mount humping while clothed. Does the knot pop out of you without pain. ? Better than poor guy above who tore.

>>741955349
You met your unicorn anon.
That mythical creature we know as the exception to the preferences we live by.

>>741951577
Damn so you love cock now sorry annon. At least you will dress better now.

>>741955249
Also how big of a dog. And how tall/much do you weigh. Does it just dominate you? When i was 13 and it mounted me litterally i Couldnt do anything to get it off me.

>>741955193

Sounds hot af

Might see if I can in some way get s horse to do it to me sounds good I've heard horses make loads of cum so I bet it would feel amazing being filled

>>741955359
It's not that i don't like tits or gtfo on its own, as much as neckbeards who have zero power irl to demand absolutely anything from girls, and then come here like they are some kind of lords who get to dictate who stays or goes based on whether they post tits. Who the fuck are you to think you are in a position to demand anything, you maggotty shit stained drawer wearing faggot?

>>741954086
Nice. Do you and her still do it?

>>741951990
How the fuck did that even start?

>>741955592
Well she got the worst yeast infection of her life from it. And she said normal sex isnt pleasurable after youve fucked a 12inch thick horse dick that blows mega loads and is taboo. She likes sex but constantly thinks about horses. We own like 7 horses but im not interested in destroying my butt lol!

>>741955313

I've never tried anal just because I didn't want to damage my arse hole lol

The knot is pretty big the one I got was about the size of a grape fruit

Like some other anon said usually they are the size of grape fruits

>>741955237
Uh no, faggot, theres like 20 girls ive fucked that I wouldnt even deal with unless they were infront of me, naked, ready and willing.

>Would I fuck them again.
Yes.

>Will I make the effort?
Meh

>Are they worth ruing my relationship with the only family I have left, in the case with my aunt?

No, but is it fun to think about doing again? Yeah sure, would I do it again, idk, if it happens again then what ever im not that desperate. Now fuck off faggot, I wont greentext on this shitty board anymore.

>>741951577
Is your family vehemently against being gay?
How are you a disappointment?
Also does making out with your buddy change your chromosomes? because if not, you're still as much of a man, you just happen to be a gay or bi man.

>>741955679
nah they moved to that one fucking shitty place seattle or whatever

>>741955729
Dang thats huge!!! I dont see how someone can handle that vaginally or anally. Thats a stretch lol

>>741955738
you are a fucking moron

>>741951836
You did the right thing. I'm cut, pecker is great, can't recall pain, not ostracized like ardvark dicked friends in school. If i had son I'd do the same. Good for you and your wife.

Well work calls beast friends. Dabloonsforyou at yahoo is my burner email if anyone wants to continue talking

>>741955359
Mentioning gender shouldn't have to mean anything. It only means something to 15 year olds spewing their shorts when a girl walks by.

>>741955459

No problem can't blame people for being curious ;)

Every time I've been knotted it just slowly slid out then the cum just dribbled out and down my leg

>>741955550
That's the weirdest response to my post and I'm not sure exactly what you mean but I like it. Gonna have a think about what you've written for a while. Make sure I understood you

>>741955832
Virgin

>>741955867
>Sure buddy, taking away your kids bodily autonomy was a great idea. Just don't do it to your daughters, they're a protected class and magically get hurt where boys don't.

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>>741955832
You got a problem woth Mormons?

>>741955962
You're the one whining about how you wish you could fuck your aunt again and then after i pointed out how you are an idiot and should have easily fucked her again you are retracting that. It's obvious that was the only time you've ever had sex, autism boy.

>>741955918
Yeah your stories and that guys have me really interested now. Tyvm! But i gtg to work. I posted my email if either of you wanna continue chatting.

>>741955563

The dog was about upto my thighs so it was sort of big and I'm not too sure how tall I am

Well I let it happened and wanted it badly so I just lifted up my skirt/took down my trousers and helped the dog mount me and helped ease its cock in my pussy

And let it do what it wanted to me because I like the idea of being used and dominated

The main thing about beastiality is you have to be willing to do it or your not going to enjoy it at all

>>741955930
Well I was waxing poetic.
I was basically saying that no one is 100% firmly grounded in one sort of sexuality.
You can have a major preference for women, but still once in a while meet that one dude that for some reason turns you on.
Doesn't turn you gay and it doesn't turn you not straight either.

how do I successfully catfish guys and be a convincing girl? :3

>>741956040
I said low key, in my first fucking post. Low key is exactly what i just fucking said, I think about it but probs wouldnt do it, you illiterate fucking cunt.

>>741955724

Yeah I get that

After being knotted normal sex isn't nearly as thrilling

>>741955766
Damn, that sucks. Lucky that you got to nail her then though, I have a cousin that I totally wish something like that could've happened with.

>>741956079
Thats so hot. I wish i could stay and chat! Haha find a SO to leash you and breed you with a pet ;)!

Have plenty.
-share my wife's pics online
-watched wife's younger cousin change through a window (16 at the time)
-fucked our foreign exchange student many times

>>741955795

Yeah it's pretty big that's why I didn't want it to do anal and it hurt when I got knotted the first time but it's so hot getting knotted and feeling it busy a load deep inside you

>>741954657
Got kik?

>>741953527

Hi, Ghostbuster franchisee here. Have you tried contacting your local franchise? No job is too big, no fee is too big. We're ready to believe you.

>>741956181
Ok work changed so i have more questions. Have you told anyone in person? Ever look at bad dragon toys?(i have a small one cause... Well horny lol)

>>741956280
I just hope if given oppertunity the knot isnt so big...

>>741953725
Me2

>>741953328
Post pls

>>741956280
1-10 how bad did it hurt your first knot? Worth it? How much do you think it cums? Whats the best part about sex with a dog?

>>741948729
i'm farting on dogs

>>741956099
OK cool. That's how I read it.

I freaked out a bit afterwards because I didn't know I had it in me. Calmed down when I knew there was no way anyone would ever know. I didn't know the guy, was never gonna see him again.

Got me a little curious but if I look at any guy and try imagine messing around with him I find it kinda gross and not a turn on.

I suppose that night all the conditions were right and was OK to go for it. What I didn't expect was how fucking full on it was. Sex with chicks is all soft curves and hugging and shit. With a dude it was fucking hard out like aggressive wrestling or fighting. Not what I expected

>>741956192

Yeah it is very hot just letting it have its way with you

Hottest thing I've probably done is suck it then put its cock I'm my vagina then when it was about to cum I out its cock in my mouth and let it fill my mouth with its cum then I drank it

Just found out yesterday that this chick I've been seeing is pregnant. It's definitely mine. Luckily, she's going to abort.

faggots i think im gonna cheat on my bf soon with a chick, should i keep it a secret or break up before the year ends like planned ik this is tamed but your all obviously single so let me know which one feels better

>>741956334

Never heard of bad dragon toys

I've only told one of my friends who I let have a go on my dog but she didn't like it

I have pinworms in my ass that i can't get rid of

>>741956457
How did you know it was about to cum? How many times have you fucked a dog? The 7horses here are all male, free pass lol just know the risks haha.

>>741956142
you are just a loser who got lucky because you're uncle's wife is a whore. you are a dumbass with no game and you will probably never touch a woman again

>>741956479
Guy or girl? My wife and i take on girlfriends. Both mid 20s. Why dont you just do that with your bf

>>741956432

First time was probably an 8 then it it would be a 3 or 4 it only hurts because you can feel it stretch your pussy

Best part is you can be dominated by it if your into that stuff and let it use you and you can let it fun inside you and you won't get pregnant

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>>741956462
Good for you Jack

>>741956511
Bad dragon. Its a website. You can get real life size animal toys. Like atomically correct/ can cum. Girl, go look. Your pussy will thank you.

>>741956462
That's sad. A little anon that if you ever met you would fall in love with and want to protect and father. Might sound scary but the reality of having is a kid is fantastic. So glad the random slut I fucked kept it, he lives with me full time, I'm a single dad and I love that little dude with every fibre of my being. Can't describe it, a small person who looks up to you, worships you and believes everything you say. And to think she was gonna have him pick axed and vacuumed out of her cunt.

Not trying to sway your decision mate. Sounds like you don't have a say in it anyway.

>>741956511
Did it pennetrate her? Why didnt she like it?

>>741956530

It begins to pant very fast so you know it's close

I've fucked it too many to count but I started when I was 16 and I'm now 22

>>741956598
Typically im a dom. My x showed me the bondage life style. Im not into being tied down at all. So i might not like being dominated.

>>741956530
girl. im 16 lol, i dont think anyone is mentally prepared for that at my age. like i swear if i had a dick he'd suck it for sure cause hes so fucking nice. thanks for advice though.

>>741956594

I'll check it out been needing a new sex toy

>>741956773
Haha does your dog come to you when hes ready to unload in his cum slut? Thats super hot btw! Yeah not sure if id like being dominated but having a gf into it would be neat, as long as nornal sex wasnt ruined

>>741956456
The probability scale is an interesting thing, I enjoy thinking about the little changes that could have majors effects on my life in the long run.
Reading your story on this is rather interesting.
I've had a similar feeling in a non related context.
A few years ago a buddy of mine offered me some LSD while we were spending a day outside enjoying a park.
I had started out that day feeling kind of blue, so I said no, because my mental state wasn't up for it.
He respected that and intermittently would give me the offer again, not as coercion, but just to make sure I was definite on it.
Then after saying no for quite a while and feeling gratified from his respectful acceptances of these noes, I was suddenly in the right state of mind to say yes.
The next 18 hours were a blast and enabled me to be less depressive and more happy.
Conditions are everything is what I am trying to say.

>>741956733

When it mounted her and slid it's dick in she realised what she was doing and wanted y off her

>>741956804

I didn't suck it when I was 16 I started that when I was 18 but I gave it handjobs and let it mount me when I was 16

>>7419568
Youre young. Dont tie yourself down in a pointless going to fail relationship. Have fun while you can, get it out of your system over a few years. Find a couple in their mid twenties who will turn you into a toy for example haha!

>>741956575
Im still with the same girlfriend i was with 3 years ago, youre a shit troll and a child.

>>741956801

I'll try anything usually though I just like the idea of being used and being a cum dumpster I don't know why I just find it hot

I showered with a really cute 9yo girl just a short while ago. Have done it quite a few times before also.

>>741956919
Ah i see. Go look at toys! Breeder is the one i got. Small.

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>>741953206
i've been doing same on and off for a little longer though. sometimes i wear pantyhose under my jeans, with either a thong all the way up my crack, or a butt plug. first time i wore a plug all day, it was uncomfortable for a few hours. afterwards it felt amazing. when i sit down i'd relax my ass and push the plug in deeper. sit leaning forward, grinding when i'd get the chance.

i was always curious to play with my butt from an early age.. every time i tried, the little bit of poop was a big turnoff. after finding traps and researching anal play, i'd my hole using enema's over and over till the water came out crystal clear. always dieted, so the fun could last for hours without mess or smell. always shave after i wash myself till the skin on my butt, legs n balls are baby smooth.

i've always had the ability to gape just by bending over, spreading, n clenching my butt muscles tight n slowly relaxing.

pic related. no toys used use :)

>>741957047
Well too bad we dont know eachother irl lol. Work again so gtg. Email if you like knot friend

>>741956909

Most of the time yeah he just cokes upto panting licking me so I usually begins i stroke him then begin to stroke his cock then get on my hands and knees and let him do what he wants to me even let him cum inside me that's my favourite thing to do

Most of my pussy is full of dog cum just makes me wet thinking about it

>>741956916
Like your perspective. Can tell you're an intelligent person who really considers things. Would so have a beer with/10.

Appreciate the insight and thinking you've made me do.

> Conditions are everything...
This line gives me real food for thought. This is the key to it. Same people but different location, different time, probably won't happen. But that rare moment when the planets are aligned, its all on.

>>741957108

I'll have a look but might just stick with my dogs cock so I know I'm pleasing him ;)

>>741957129
:) I think I will try to wear a butt plug all day. I've never tried and as of recently I can't get off as easily from anal play as I used to.

>>741948729
I burned down my childhood home

>>741957029
i guess it's not awkward with her because she's accustomed to your small dick

>>741957191

If you post you me email I'll talk to you later

>>741951254
Greentext?

>>741957218
>Can tell you're an intelligent person who really considers things.
Yeah I do that, for better or worse about everything.
I can't really turn it off and sometimes it ends up being really meta and useless.
But it also enables me to analyse what conditions I'm going to need if I want a specific outcome, which can be quite handy.
Sometimes I wish I were less smart, because being several moves ahead of most people around you is kind of alienating. I also have to constantly remind myself to speak at the same level as others, to avoid sounding and acting like a douche. I firmly believe I am no better or worse than anyone else, just different

>>741957074
What were you fucking told? No one respond to this nonstory telling faggot.

>>741957668
honestly i usually post it just to make u butthurt.

>>741957479
Have enjoyed connecting with you man, as brief as it has been. Unfortunately I'm tapping out now. Its way late in my time zone and I have a huge day tomorrow.

Go well bro.

>>741957818
>this somehow makes him think he has a superior edge.
>yet showers with little kids and posts about it online.
Keep convincing yourself.

>>741957341
Dabloonsforyou at yahoo

>>741953580
Damn. I experienced the same thing at the same age.

>>741958092
will try, and you stay a butthurt virgin nigger cock mangler

>>741958042
Sleep tight anon.

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>>741957307
plugs, inflatable toys, chastity, nipple clamps, outdoors, public transport, nude beaches. park up random spots. i got off plenty of times at friends places with a little privacy. either spare room, bathroom. few times while out clubbing i'd go to the bathroom and finger myself till i got off.

>>741951511
>>741951612
>>741954809
>tit

The entire girl is shopped in. Poorly.

Few days ago I went out drinking with my best friend and her 2 parents. Gotta admit, we both were drunk that night. She had seen her two parents dance and seemed touched by it, so we danced as well. When the song was over she kissed me in front of her parents' friends.

Afterwards we sort of had "the talk" she told me she knew we were going to be a couple at some point but she's scared that if it would go wrong she'd lose our friendship. She also said it would be sort of scary because she said she knew that me and her being together would be the best possible thing. So us failing would mean nothing would ever work out. That evening she presented me to multiple people as her boyfriend.

I brought her home that night, she kissed me and told me she would have to see me the next day because if she didn't she'd be doubting her descision.

That next day I texted her to ask when I should come over but she didn't respond. Still havn't heard from her.

Feels bad :/

>>741958411
I have a question. I used to be extremely sensitive but now I'm not so much. I think the dildo I bought is still a little too big for me to get full pleasure from, but do you think vibrating toys work any better ? The first one I bought was kinda weak and didn't really help me at all. I'm wondering if something much stronger would work?

>>741958371
;-)

>>741956114

self bumpo. comon guys help me out!

>>741958323
Please don't tell me this is you. You are the trigger hound of /b/.

going to cheat on my gf with this turkish chick.

Get out of my head, professor X