no ylyl lez go

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hello guys i am here

>>741948638
fuck off

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>>741948546
lost so hard

>>741948694
holy shit i lost it

>>741948694
>popcorn machine
>non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel

Absolutely fucking brilliant.

>>741949348
I lost lol that shit got me

>>741949398
ok tha'ts pretty good

>>741949639
>741949639
i already enjoyed all of hitler's work

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>rooty tooty point n shooty

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>>741949920

>>741949348
Lost it Hahahaha

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>>741949920
>(You)
happy now?

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>>741950070
try me bitch

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>>741949920
when did the dog die you got more faggot?

>>741948624
Ah Cornerlla, the living legend

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>>741949818
>Forcey fun time
>Dead

Pic semi-related

I was walking in a park, minding my own business, looking at all of the trees and beautiful plant life. A few jogger passed by my but otherwise I was mostly alone.

As I came around a corner there was a young female standing and admiring one of my favorite trees. I walked up and stood next to her, standing where I stood pretty much every time I visited the park. She gave me a polite nod and then inched a bit away from me. Honestly, why? I'm just standing here not even speaking to you or bothering you. The park does not belong to you. So I refused to cave and walk away. She nervously looked my way a few times, so I said "hello". Cunt just nodded and didn't even say anything back. I asked her if she came to the park often and she rolled her eyes and just went "mhmm." Can't even spend two seconds engaging with an ugly guy. I told her what tree she was looking at and she then sighed and walked away.

I felt pretty good that I stood my ground, I didn't give up what I wanted to do for the sake of a stranger's comfort like a little bitch. I continued on and to my surprise I again caught sight of the female a little bit ahead. She was strolling so fucking slowly that eventually I caught up to her.

>>741950545
cunt.
Slut was wearing tights that showed her ass so I kept walking behind her, enjoying the way it swayed in front of me.

She nervously looked behind her. She quickened her pace. Usually I'd just cave and let her walk away. But today I was really getting off on having that much power over her. Just my mere presence is enough for her to get nervous. I matched her pace. I waited till she looked back at me again then made a bit of a show about adjusting my erection. She audibly gasped and as the last turn came she started fucking sprinting.

I wasn't even fucking trying to do anything and she was so disgusted with an ugly dude standing close to her that she treated him like shit for no reason. If I were Chad she would've sucked me off right there.

Jerked off harder than I have in a long fucking time. Would definitely recommend that you do this, we can't fuck their used up pussies but we sure as fuck can still use them to get off.

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>>741950545
>>741950565

>>741950565
Copied from r/incles faggot

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>>741950545
>>741950565
You are a hero to us.

>>741949348
This is posted in almost every ylyl....and I still laugh everytime

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>>741949731

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Don't let this thread die

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>>741948405

>>741952137
we dun gof

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>>741952089

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>>741952383

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>>741952429

>>741952383
Why is the Mars symbol rotated downward?

>>741948405
Nice fake image, we all know that niggers don't have a father.

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>>741948714
Lost lol

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>>741948694
well played

>>741948778
Lol

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>>741948816
feels good man.
I've always hated that fucking cat

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>>741949639
no wonder it looks like retard fingerpainting

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>>741949687
Why did i lose to this, lol

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>>741949204
nice!

>>741949920
I'm gonna git you now. your pic metadata gives it away. prepare to die now.

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>>741951059
fukkin ugly cunt.

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>>741952966
Haha jokes on you, I'm using inkognito!

>>741948816
Damn it.. Who knew Garfield could be funny

>>741952925
some of them aren't conspiracys
and some of them theories
>Robot Rights

>>741952383
>Bolh

>>741950070
would be funnier if you cropped the dog death gif into another gif, so people wouldn't suspect.
But meh, you're probably incapable of doing that.

>>741948714
bitch should have specified

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>>741953293
I'm incapable of doing many things.

>>741949087
Epic

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>>741953024

If a girl called him drunk specifically looking for sex, and he obliged, would you consider that assault? Genuinely curious here.

>----<

If she woke up and had no memory of it, or if she would not have consented sober but only consented drunk, or if he went further than she wanted, or if she changed her mind halfway through and he continued, or any number of or combination of things like that, definitely still assault.

>----<

Ok next time I go out to a bar let me just peer into the future to make sure she will remember what happened the next day.

>>741949348
The fuck I lost

This is actually a pretty good ylyl thread for once.

>>741952499
Kek

>>741949920
nothing wrong with eating animals or boiling them alive to get the ol' juices flowin'

le millenom girl

>>741949623

Seriously don't do this it makes mustard smoke

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>>741950937

Jesus Christ that's so terrible I lost

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>>741949398

>>741954367
Nah, nitroglycerin (oil) and foil in a microwave results in an explosion.

just know that those who feel the need to horrify people with dogs being tortured are severely depressed faggots who nobody could ever love

>>741955002
lol i get it

>>741955109
die in hell

>>741949057
this would actually be a pretty fun strategy type game. Control the Nazi economy and war front

>>741955123
What's he on about m8?

>>741952626
go back to instagram

>>741955002
>>741955123
I don't. What's the significance of not having rooks? And the king-queen reversal?

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>>741955150

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>>741955390

>>741948563
Lost....I am unable to laugh externally but I laughed on the inside.

>>741948563
DJ Demons

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>>741949920
>>741950070
>>741955109
WTF? you guys are hardcore and edgy as fuck, LMAO. You legit have just trolled /b/ with crude humor as if no one has seen gore before, can you teach me how to shitpost? XDD

>>741948658
Lost

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>>741949920

>>741948581
This is the stupidest fucking thing. You're not reminding them shit. You're telling them whether you want them to remove it or if you want to hang on to it and fuck it some more. Jesus Christ what is wrong with people?

>>741951962
Lost so hard. Amerifats can't take the bants

>>741955329
It's missing the two towers.

Longest pokemon battle in history

https://youtu.be/ZNEdGkxJN6g

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>>741954729
lost it

>>741955109
dude fuck off future or present fucking serial killer

>>741955791
ooooooh

>>741952481
>>741954729
>>741950937
>>741949571
>>741949125
>>741948941
>>741955509

https://youtu.be/Fme42EcrWGI

>>741949087
>press f to pay respect

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>>741953795

>>741948563
DJ Heights

Sounds pretty cool, actually.

>>741948563
DJ Loneliness

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>>741949920
Hungry?

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>>741955402
>>741955390

New Io arcana confirmed

>>741948405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xB5MDGZDuI

>>741955329
Rooks are also called towers. The reversal of the queen is just chess rules no joke there

>>741955768
lost

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>>741949204
I lost

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>>741950565
>>741950545

>>741955525
>2017
>using
>LMAO
>XDD

newfag detected

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>>741948637
>>741948778
>>741949920
>>741950937
>>741952089
>>741952499
>>741952626
>>741952854
>>741955573
Lost

>>741949329 Who is this?

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>>741956430
Do you even sarcasm?

>>741956386
imagine it's written in
>green

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>>741956430
>>>/reddit/
Fucking moron faggot

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>>741948677

>>741955109
That's how you remove fur.
It's much easier when they are alive to do so.

Their moving and active blood circulation won't burn or ruin the meat.

What's so edgy about that? If this was a pig instead, nobody would give a fuck.

>>741956671
Pigs don't have that much hair.

>>741952458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_symbols

>>741956783
You still remove pig hair with a flame.

>>741949920
yer a real edgelord aincha?

>>741956783
People used to make hard brushes out of pig skin.

>>741955955
kek i love these types of youtubers

>>741949920
>trying this hard and failing
Jesus what an embarrassment, the only thing I've laughed at so far is you.

>>741956458
eliza/ciara

>>741949348
lost hard

>>741950084
lost

>>741949639

He was actually decent at buildings. He couldn't draw people for shit, though: their faces were all mis-proportioned, which is why he got so pissed and killed all those jews.

>>/trash/10970292
>>>/trash/10970292

>>741949920
Yeah I figured I shouldn't have come back to 4chan once I got past 13. Was a slow morning so I thought I'd come back for old times sake. Looks like the niggers are in here now. You know only niggers are okay with animal abuse, right? You have by definition become a nigger today :)

>>741958407
>come back to 4chan once I got past 13
>4chzn founded in 2015
underageb&

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>>741955390
>>741955402
You're a good person anon. Thanks for making the world a better place. Have a nice day.

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>>741958640
Thanks!

>>741948637
aww maaannn lost big time

>>741949623
Yeah, no, that's nerve gas tho.

>>741948714
lost

>>741952383
Haven't u watched "Bill Nye saves the world"? He says gender is like the light spectrum. Fuck his money grubbing dickhole

>>741956671

So you are willing to go to such lengths for better bussiness ?

I hope a nigger decides to remove the wedding ring of your mom by chopping off her finger because it is easier.
And we'll talk about this again.

>>741948563
>DJ dying old and alone
alternatively
>DJ small enclosed spaces
It's catchy

>>741955329
Queen gets her color, u dumb fuq

>>741948612

Fuck, I lost.

>>741949920
geez take this to rekt/gore, /b/ dont mind seeing it just learn how to post proper bread

>>741950937

Fucking kek

>>741953024
that's not Hitler, that's his double,Gustaw Weler

>>741952894
>looks like retard

>>741948612
Lost hard

>>741948638
Jfc I lost to this?

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>>741950084
>shit goes quite normally to sewer
>on a ship

>>741959757
Everyone knows Scott Bakula shot JFK.

>>741949623
I tried to cock tihs recipy now i am ded. Fucc you Anonimos. Relly, kys.

>>741959458
im sori plz no buly

>>741948563
DJ nigger

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>>741960771
>>741960800

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>>741960874

>>741950462
dayum I lost...

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>>741952925
>Roko's Basilisk

>>741949639
Damn thats really nice.

>>741948563
DJ Logical Danger. Actually bretty good.

>>741949204
wow i never woulda figured that out, cheers

>>741948694
lost

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>>741948563
DJ not making a breakthrough after devoting a lifetime of work to my discipline and being forgotten like most other mathematicians

>>741961070
lost

>>741948563
DJ Broken Condoms

>>741948563
>DJ burning at the stake.
>DJ dying without offspring
>DJ trash compactor

>>741961866
;(
at least you are not economist

>>741948563
DJ Horror Trip

>>741948658
Gets me every time

>>741948816
First funny garfield comic ever

>>741955168
>you must construct additional ovens

>>741949639
>implying /b/ wouldnt love HITLER'S WORK

>>741949920
Edge fag. Try not to get cut

>>741949920
You're edgier than a rhombicosidodecahedron

>>741955275
>>741955329
the "towers" are missing.
Twin Towers.

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>>741948563
DJ living a long life.

>>741961387
kek

>>741948405
>when your wall is foam pressed between two cardboard boxes supported by wooden sticks but you still want to pretend you need special equipment to hear something happening next door

>>741948563
DJ these fucking ants are gonna eat me alive

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>>741948816

>>741955002
Well after losing those towers I guess we killed off alot of peseants and some runners. That was very much a problem.
The horses turned out to be camels and sheeps and they were all fucking those which made it easier for white.

>>741949920
I hope you and your whole family get prostate cancer you piece of shit

There a special place in the ground for retards like you. I would peel tour skin off of your face and salt every inch. I hope you a d your whole family die painfully

>>741956835
After its fucking dead

>>741948563
DJ Uncle

>>741964038
>no fun

>>741948405
You millennials are figuratively going retarded.

>>741948563
DJ Success

>>741961836
a magnificent green

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>>741948714
Why does it have a gaping asshole. I'm triggered

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>>741948405

>>741965212

modern-day dog: "no tail? easy access!"

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>>741965306

>>741954367
>Nitroglycerin
>Sulfur mustard
And even if
>Not worrying about the explosion..

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>>741955466

>>741949186
Amy schumer kek

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>>741955722

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A decent ylyl thread. What the fuck is happening?

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>>741966077
>>741965655

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>>741955002
I don't get it.

No rooks? No castles?

>>741963738
Jesus fucking christ kek

>>741949087
rip

>>741966239
9/11

>>741955109
I hope your anus gets torn apart by a gardening tool, you end up living on the street, you live a life of misery and when you finally die, that is extremely painful and drawn out.

>>741949623
Wow does this really work??

>>741949639
>his signature's on the far left
I smell a forgery.

>>741956430
xd

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I wish I could push a button and kill everyone in this thread under the age of 21. You would all be dead.

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And banana man, if I ever ran into you on the street...

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>>741960771
Artist name?

>>741961866
Bro literally find a cool looking R^2 figure that models something extremely specific and or trivial and put your name on it.

Might not be a nobel winner, but you are assured a name and shit.

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>>741952089
i want to believe its real

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>>741966692

>>741966239
no twintowers

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>>741952348

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>>741966289
Buh dum tiss

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>>741966692
What movie is this from?

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>>741967363

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>>741967394
Tanks bra

>>741967664
best joke in this thread so far

>>741965973
Kek fucking lost

>>741955390
>>741955402
:-D

>>741958245

But Jews faces are all already mis-proportioned. So shouldn't his artistic insecurities been soothed by all those ugly kikes?

>>741952481
prime feminsim shit right there
most these leddit /b/tards think triggered is from that meme everyone uses lol

>>741955002
twin towers