I might die tonight ama Also loli

I don't like loli but why might you die?

>>741940626

Then, i took a lethal dose of cyanide.

They're unrelated. I'm going to post until i pass out.

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>>741940761
Pfft post loli

>>741940761
why would you do that? where did you get it? Jesus man that's a horrible way to go

Sounds like a fun time my dude

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>>741941090

>>741940761
You serious???

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>>741940933
>>741941141
130 apple seeds, google it. I hope it isn't that painful.

I've been planning it for months

>>741941292
I thought that was a myth? why anon? why u doing this? =/

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>>741941292
I really hope this works.

A kid accused me of rape tonight.

Needless to say, it didn't happen, but my head hurts.

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Needs more loli

>>741940761
Shoulda ran over some lefties today if you wanted to die

Oh wait

>>741941034
It promises to be my greatest trip.

>>741940568
/b/ro, if this is serious, please call emergency services now

shit's tough I know, but honestly. all the negative shit you're going through is just opening up opportunities for you to grow. you've just gotta see those opportunities and use them, and I know you can.

so yeah, if this is serious, please call emergency services and get yourself sorted out.

Rip op, horrible way to go.

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>>741941674
I'm short of breath.

>I'm relieved it's actually working

>>741941723
this, 100%. it's worth it my dude. keep going, please

what will be your last words to me , a stranger ? Give me some advice if you have any ?

130 apple seeds aint gonna do shit

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My nigga this isn't the end, dude just go to the hospital

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>>741941723
Nope, no chance for a future for me.

Good luck anons, don't do shit you will regret the rest of your life

>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
It's the only solution to a life long one.

>>741941776
it's actually weird how shit works out

I've been lookin for inspiration to get my shit together for months and all of a sudden I end up with an awful abscess and that motivates me to sort myself out.

now I have a decent sleeping pattern, I'm eating healthily and actually motivated to get my teeth sorted out kek

so yeah, bad situations often give rise to good opportunities.

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>>741941292
Get your stomach pump and you'll be fine.

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>>741941850
I hope you're wrong.

>>741941928
good on you my dude, never give up

what will your final picture be ?

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>>741941967
No, here's a (You)

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>>741942011
Good question, I'll keep quoting, only you guys will know

>>741941991
thanks /b/ro

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>>741942042
Okay have fun in the next life if there is one.

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Well don't die on us too early

depending on ops weight, they might not die
if op is really skinny, enjoy whatever happens

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>>741941928
Good luck mate. Life is not that bad.
Capxhas are hard as fuck

>>741942110
If you decide not to seek help , which I really wish you would do , but if you don't I'll be here for your final moments hopefully it's peaceful. But you know. Seeing everyone that cares about you happy is more peaceful in my opinion

Lethal does of cyanide is 200 mg I don't think 130 seeds is enough so sort your self out nigger

How do you feel at this very moment ?

>>741942245
OP, if you're gonna die today / tonight, at least have your most epic fap ever before you pop your clogs.

Rest in Peace, OP.
We'll play some steam games if you go to hospital rn.

>>741942244
I weigh 55kg, i understand one appleseed contains .5g of cyanide, the lethal dose is 1g/kg

I think my math is good. I'll keep you posted.

I'm kinda sleepy

>>741942342
if he didn't crush or chew the seeds they won't digest anyways. they're very resistant to digestion.

>>741941292
No shit it's painful. Did you expect it to not be? Poisoning is one of the more painful ways to go

if you decide to go out tonight , play a good song , write a note , leave your mark or something man , you're important.

>>741942295
I will really do less harm dead, and it will be better for me too, my family might be sad, but they know what I'm doing, so it won't be a huge shock.

Thanks, love you all.

>>741942349

Very tired

You guys are all pussies, i stand 100% with you OP. The only thread that isnt too boring amd not filled with porn or someshit, post a poc of yourself to give a face to the life less body that is gonna be laying on the ground in a few hours(hopefully)

Ain't a lethal dose like 200+ seeds? If so see you in the morning!

If I'm right, OP won't die, he has to be anorexic for 130 to kill him, along with the added bonus of the fact that the outer layer of the seeds is hard to digest, you'll basically be having a pretty interesting shit soon, probably pure apple seeds

>>741942577
No problem , what is your happiest memory ? The moment you first fell in love ? Would it help to imagine your mother's smiling face before you go ?

>>741942514
No hes not, no ones important. especially not some /b/tard. If you really want to leave a legacy, kill a bunch of people. Dont leave a note, do something people will actaully remember you by

>>741940568
>I might die tonight ama
Honestly I don't really want to live either, but I can't die yet. Not with the end of the world so close.

I have high hopes to see it all end. I can die satisfied seeing humanity fall. Or maybe it will happen so fast I won't even know I'm dead. I can 'live' with that.

>>741942847
collectivism read it up retard

>>741942847
Everyone has a purpose, even if it's to cause chaos or to be miserable

>>741942626
That could be for a 70 kg man, but OP is seriously trying to kill himself

op you still with us ?

>>741942864
Totally agree. The end truly is nigh, and as much as I wish I were born in a different time, this is a good time to be alive. We get to witness the end of days

>>741941928
Good shit Ryker, proud of you

>>741942900
So by "group" im assuming its /b/ or 4chan, we're all anonymous amd chances are you domt know his name or dob. Do you know amything abiut him besides what ever he wrote in this thread?

>>741942994
Stop scaring the kids

>>741942996
thanks man

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>>741942966
If op is ded this becomes a renge thread.

if i kne i was gonna die tonight i would do everything in my power to ruin some other peoples lifes

i hope you don't die tonight OP. i hope it scares you into a new lease of life. and i hope you get a cute loli g/f who never tells on you and you get to marry her and live with her forever. <3

Rip op ):

>>741943319
He ded

>>741943283
Seems like it , makes me think about life , I should enjoy it but yeah do what op would want

>>741940568
pedo

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Is it over

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>>741943479
>mfw
Op went the way he wanted to:(

>>741943361
he might not be. noone's actually died from eating apple seeds.

>>741942601
Nah, because if i don't expire that'll suck. I'm a pretty vanilla looking guy.

>>741942342
>>741942626

See

I>>741942634
Chewed every last one.

Almonds taste like almonds

>>741943638
i hope you guys told him he has to crush the seeds or else it's not going to kill him.

it's what's inside not the seed itself

>>741941292
there's like 0% chance this will kill you

>>741941894
Taiga is 18 that isn't loli.

>>741942819
I loved a girl when I was young. I've loved a lot since then. I don't feel I've had a short life at all.

My biggest fear is waking up tomorrow.

>>741943749
you might have killed him by saying that.

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>>741940568
>>741942432
>>741942577
>>741943714

What made you want to die? Did you rape or molest a little girl?

greentext it motherfucker

A sharp object or a gun has a much higher success rate than apple seeds, id recommend one of those

>>741943820
that's the point

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>>741943842
It's too late he probably pass out.

>>741942847
This is my note, family won't know cause of death, or even suicide.

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>>741943820
should i feel bad now? because sure as hell i don't feel any different

>>741940568
>>741942214
Not op but I've actually been dead before (revived at a hospital). Imagine the most peaceful sleep you've ever had. Now imagine it with no dream and it never ending. It's a pleasant thing really. But I would much rather live than die.

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>>741943987
Did you feel anything or was it just emptiness?

>>741943798
Young love is great , I wish you could've enjoyed it a little bit more , as a young anon in my prime , I want to thank you for giving me a new look at life , whether this is your last night or not , thank you

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>>741942966
Yeah,I'm here.

>>741943950
Are you OP?

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You nigger, you're gonna need a lot of seeds.
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2017/03/04/eating-apple-seeds.aspx

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>>741944079
Don't scare me like that faggot.

>>741943987
It's weird. I'm comfortable with death. I'm not concerned with leaving any material legacy, other than children. However, the act of dying bothers me. The fear, the feeling of it throughout your body. What that feels like, I can't even begin to comprehend

honestly op, if i were you i would just bang and dent canned food and then eat it all in hopes of dying of botulism

>>741943637
crying anee- may girls are cute , they might cheer him up

>>741943842
>be me, love a child
>accuses me of molesting her
>i dream about it, sleeping

>Can't prison

>>741943987
Did you see anything ? A dead relative ? Some deity ? anything ?

>>741944079
cyanide takes effect pretty quick, if you aren't experiencing increasingly severe symptoms then you're going to live. you should see if you've got any apples left

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>>741943922
he better not be because from the sound of his posts it seems like he raped someone and I want to know the story
>>741944079
answer me then you cryptic bastard and stop just insinuating you did something that's irredeemable >>741943842

>>741944265
speak english damn it

>>741944152
Where's the dick?

OP greentext what happened, did you try to seduce her and ran away screaming?

Honestly crushing on kids is pretty standard, people got married at 10-14 for thousands of years, girls are past there prime once they hit 18.

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I almost wanna die but don't really advocate suicide
Hope you don't regret it at the last second OP

have fun waking up in a hospital and being a literal retard for the remainder of whatever life you have

>>741944146
Oh well, i was beginning to fear I'd survive anyway... next stop shotgun I'll keep you posted.

>>741944507
Where do you live op?

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>>741941292
You had one job anon start picking at apples or have fun with the worst pain you will ever endure

>>741944353
What? There's a girl I love, she has some imagination. I did not do what I'm accused of, but I'm capable.

Want to die.

What's the fucking riddle mate?

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>>741944598
the riddle is why don't you do what she claims, make it true

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>>741944507
Damn dude a whole shotgun
Don't fuck that up

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>>741944167
Op is pedo so of course they'll cheer him up.
>>741944353
Op is gone and you have to accept it.
>>741944359
What dick?

>>741944598
How old of a child are we talking about?

>>741944507
you can't eat a shotgun idiot

>>741944598
>>741944569
How much do you weigh op

>>741944507
how do you plan on acquiring a shotgun in one night?

>>741944654
This OP might as well

>>741944672
That gif has her nobbing on a dick (great edit).

>>741940568
Fuck please call an ambulance

>>741944752
>>741944654
he won't, he can't even kill himself correctly

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>>741944598
youre telling me some little girl accused you of molesting her for no reason?

cmon nigga, thats not believable, whats the backstory?

>>741944369
She's 10.

I've known her since she was 4. We have an inexcusably close relationship. She has probably had some experiences earlier. I get accused of molesting her.

Didn't

>we do play; not like that, family suspects I'm rapey

I'm probably not going to die. Fml.

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OP is someone gonna find your body within 24 hours?

>>741940568
Post ur face faggot

>>741944875
post pics

>>741944875
you are an idiot. everyone knows 10 year old girls come up with that shit. it's normal

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>>741944782
I found that gif on gelbooru

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>>741944931
Pretty sure he's saying another adult is accusing him

>>741944875
Alright, investigation proves your innocent. Big deal move to a new town. Don't be an irrational fag and end it all here.

>>741944654
It's only half untrue. We did have a lot of fun together.>>741944736
Walmart $100, next weekend actually.

>>741944569
As posted, I weigh 55kg, ate about 130...

Probably not enough.

Lessons learned.

>>741945120
feeling anything at all?

>>741945023
Did you ever touch her in a PG-13+ fashion?
If yes, that might explain why she is accusing you of rape.

I wouldn't worry about it, I've been accused of rape myself (falsely in my case), and the solution in my case was to tell the person responsible that you're not going to jail for a crime you didn't commit, IE implying that you WILL rape them if they continue with their bullshit.

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>>741944875
Make it true, believe me, I have aspergers and am I really creepy looking dude, I've been accused of pedo even before I discovered loli threads, people spit at you in the street, people cross the road to avoid you, chin up and ignore it

>>741945218
wow seriously sorry to hear that dude, nobody deserves that

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All you retards who replied

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>>741945120
A funner way to die is to at least spend your money and go backpack across rural china or something. You might find something you enjoy, that's my plan at least.

>>741945431
that's the opposite of dying my man

>>741945472
Well you either die in the process or find something worth living for.

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>>741945413
At least he tried unlike the rest of the other faggots that say they'll livestrem it.

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Get some more apples OP, not worth the struggle if it's not going to work. Also, post pic of yourself with timestamp, if you are going to die anyway, then you can as well show us fags what you look like.

>>741945213
Don't feel like I'm dying...
>>741944917
Hah, nah, she is fucking gorgeous tho.

>>741945004

No, she did, tonight.

Stop crying for attention OP smh

>>741945023
>half
>We did have a lot of fun together
What did he mean by this?

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>>741945650
>No, she did
My b

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>>741945788
oh good, suika posters

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>>741945882

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>>741945650
So some retarded not fully developed child said something to you and hasn't taken any action whatsoever and you're already guzzling apple seeds?

>>741945594
Ate 130+

Weigh about 55kg.

Not enough

>charts a lie

>>741945698
We were playful with each other. I was/am not molesty. She is a bit advanced for her years. I did not do what she claimed

>will not green text

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>>741945909

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>>741945957

>>741945917
My brother told me she told him.

He's already heard from a couple of others that we may have done shit together.

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>>741945993

>>741945928
>We were playful with each other. I was/am not molesty. She is a bit advanced for her years. I did not do what she claimed
a loli scorned
scorned because you didn't do what she wanted so she is mad
so she accused you of what you should have done.

So not totally molesty, just messed around enough for her to have dirt on you, so she's told some people and because a little bit of it is true, you wanna check out. That about right?

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>>741946065

>>741946071
This. you failed to satisfy the loli OP

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>>741945891
Is that a bad thing?