Spill your guts to strangers

I'm a 33 year old virgin

I've been thinking about killing myself for the past 3 months

>want to fck sis
>pedophile story
>straight guy puts (insert gayest thing you can imagine here) in his ass
>>741911556

This thread

A couple months ago I was at a party. This chick stole gallon of vodka and vanished. We sat out looking for her. I found her in a closet passed out. So I stripped her and fucked her. Nutted all up in her. Then I told where she was. All the guys at the party fucked her. Like a dozen. She was passed out the whole time. Seen her the other day and she was b itching about her boyfriend and her period.

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I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

Like to share pics of my girl to strangers on whisper so that they can jack off to her

Suck and got fucked for the first time by a stranger that I met at a gaychat

>>741912468
would love to see her eating your junk

>>741911753
>>741911556
dont do.
What is the matter?
I've been through some shit, still living

>>741911556
Honestly.........same. I already got a gun.

>>741911556
>>741913276
An hero faggots!

>>741911326
I'm a self hating faggot. I just want to be straight.

>>741911484
Im a 31 year old virgin and i want to die.

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I got this tribute like 30 minutes ago and I want to blackmail the girl, but I don't know how.

>>741913697
who is she?

>>741913697
Obviously with that pick.

I write shipping fanfiction.
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me at random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One them also started a rumor I was stalking her, after which most of my friends stopped talking to me.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep.
I really enjoyed the new Power Rangers movies because it was basically my ultimate masturbatory fantasy come to life

my niece is staying over a few nights at my house and she touched my dick when i was supposedly sleeping last night and now I feel super anxious.

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I actively LARP as a guy on discord even though I'm a female

>>741913198
>>741913276
Why? Just masturbating to porn is enough worth living. There are enough things to do, even in a generic boring life.

Hey y'all I like jizzing

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I jerk off to my little sister. She's the sexiest girl ive ever seen and I want her so bad.

>>741916391
Do you sniff her panties? or cum in any of her stuff?

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>>741916952
Love sniffing her panties.

>>741913750
A friend who I met in a Lady Gaga group like a 4 years ago, now she's 18 and act sometimes like a slut. I know that exist some nudes of her, but fear to ask for them. Also she's lesbian and feminist.

I want to Fuck my boss

i suck on my step-sisters dildos and wear her buttplugs when shes not home

I like boobs more than ass.

>>741911326

>During last summer
>My little niece which I think is 3 years old
>I love my little niece
>In bed on my laptop with her
>She's being annoying af while im trying to play Smite
>Finally give her some attention
>Start Cuddling with her
>She tries to get on top of me
>I'm like naw bruh what are you doing?
>Literally keeps suggesting to lay on top of me
>Finally let her
>We're just lying there
>She gets up and sits on my crotch
>Starts grinding on my dick
>diamonds, not enjoying it though because I aint a pedo
>Stop her because that's fucking weird
>She's smiling because she knows exactly what she's doing
>Stop this encounter and go back to using my computer.
>Contemplate whether or not to tell her mom about what happened, I think either her dad or someone sexually abused her or something
>Continue

>>741917049
any pics of them anon?

i gave my self an enema with one of those detachable sink end things, which caused me to take a several pound shit on my aunts basement kitchen floor because i over did it. that was my first and last enema

>>741911326
I've had two abortions.
I wan ded.

>>741911484
>>741913452
i can help you both with that problem ;)

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>>741917762

>>741917957
oh fuck yeah keep going

>>741917547

>Another Incident
>In my bedroom
>Only boxers on
>My little niece comes in
>I call her over
>Pick her up and put her on my lap sitting at the edge of the bed
>I Say something to her (I forgot what tho)
>She starts grinding on my crotch again
>Diamonds.jpg
>Don't stop her this time, let it go on for a moment.
>Take her off of me while trying to hide my boner from her
>She points at it and smiles making a audible happy noise as if she has accomplished something to impress me.
>Freaked out by this because the first time wasn't a cocoincedience, she knew exactly what she is doing, this is worrisome.

Should I tell someone about this..? my mom has said some shit about not leaving little girls with men and insinuated that her dad might do something or defiled her or something (no proof at all) to her mom but her mom was like nah he wouldn't do that. How do I bring this up though because it's gonna be weird

>>741915521
what about outside discord

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>>741911326
i dont like blacks and fags

>>741911326
Group of some boys keep following whenever they see me walking to the liquor sto'. I don't know what to do about it as a lot of the times they see me.

I fucked my wife's sister while my wife was in a coma. In the same room.

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>>741918067

>>741918291
i'd tell your mom first and see what she says. also you're the first anon i've seen here who plays smite. I stopped once overwatch came out. But yeah, tell your mom, who knows if both her parents are fucking with her.

>>741918594
what size are her panties anon?

>>741918554
Pics of her

>>741911326
I fucked about 100 prostitutes over the past 25 years.

>>741918630
Small

I have never taken a shit in the woods

>>741918730
soo sexy, got any nudes?

>>741918825
No i fuckin wish

>>741911326
Anon I... Am your father!

I fantasize about being raped and impregnated by strangers every night.

>>741911556
DO IT!

I once lost a gaming contest with my sister as one of the punishments for losing was smelling her farts

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>>741919166
This is me

>>741919254
Did you stick your nose right in her ass? At what age?

>>741918954
you should set up some hidden cams to catch her

>>741919272
no its not.

>>741919272
you are lying

>>741919272

Lol no female that looks like that has a fantasy of being raped. They have chads who are dominant anyways and will take sex whenever they want from bitches like this, and they are okay with it. Only ugly or fat bitch, probably both, has fantasies like this.

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>>741919493
No I'm not

>>741919759
Honestly rape fantasies are super common for women so I'm sure there's some 10/10's like that chick who have those fantasies, but they definitely dont post on 4chan.

I steal my cousins dirty panties and smell them wierd I know my cousin is 16 btw

>>741911326
Only had sex 3 times, each one was rape.

>>741919272
Tits and timestamp???

>>741919433
Yes I did because I came up with the idea of having my hands tied behind my back, but my sister being stupid as hell I made her think it was her idea. So with my hands tied behind my back I feel deep into her ass crack. Oh and I believe I was 17 and she was 27.

>>741911326
Mom fonger friend car

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The event was a net negative with bread-and-circus positives.

I like seeing Antifa get anally devastated, and your low-level liberal tears, but it's not progress at all. It's just a scene to watch while you eat popcorn.

You know what it is? Controlled opposition fighting a controlled opposition.

This is Charlottesville Virginia, not San Francisco. Antifa aren't a thing in such a place where gun laws aren't like California, and yet they're somehow there, along with a bunch of out-of-place hipsters. Meanwhile, the Unite The Right group is nothing but a celebrity lineup like a rock concert or a Coachella festival. Pic 100% related.

I don't trust this group, as much as I'd like to see a right-wing America with less nigger rats and illegals. You have prominent figures with media spotlights, the KKK which are known to have FBI agents, the NSM of America which are known to be bussed into places, cherry-picked with ugly people, just like Antifa, and all kinds of red flags.

It's like I'd have to start my own independent movement to weed out who's a covert agent and shill and who's not. If I were to hold a rally, I'd have the following to prove it's not controlled or based and holding integrity:

>No E-celebs or prominent media figures and speakers, meaning Lauren Southern, Richard Spencer, Baked Alaska, or even Styx would be barred from attending.

>Labelled as Anti-Communist, but NOT in the name of Trump, meaning the movement is NOT a pro or anti-Trump movement. Trump is IRRELEVANT in the rally. This is to show if Antifa show up on their own free will, it's not a controlled shit show, much like the Free Speech rally where a bunch of MAGA and Kekistani faggots showed up.

>No KKK or NSM or America. Both groups are KNOWN to be undercover and staged groups. Either FBI and CIA agents, or rednecks given a few hundred bucks to LARP. (Rednecks deliberately picked to slander NatSoc movements)

>>741919968
how was it anon? ever do it again?

>>741917417
YOU FUCKING PSYCHO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND LET THIS PEDOS AND INCESTUOUS GUYS ALONE
You freak

>>741920060
At first I was just a curious kinky teen but after that first time I managed to create more gaming contests throughout months spanning almost a year. She would fall for it too. Sometimes she did seem suspect of me but once I was tied and deep within her ass crack she couldn't help but to laugh and tease me about how humiliating it must be for me. Oh and the first time it felt great and it still did for all those months. I would spunk in my pants every time. Honestly I don't know how she didn't catch on.

>>741920015
Secrets?
Yeah. I just wasted ten minutes of my life counting the number of times this buttwad reposted this same idiocy.

>>741920867
>Says the person who probably dumps fake girlfriends in all the porn threads

>>741920837
Damn. any reason it stopped? also do you have any pictures of her? maybe just her body? im really curious to see what her ass looked like.

I convinced 3 ex gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

>>741911326
I was raped at 17, never reported it. I've only ever told a handful of people.

>>741920837
What was she wearing when she farted on you?

>>741921115
Did you know the guy?

>>741921406
Yeah. Guy I knew from school.

>>741918672
I'm at like 30 but they weren't street walkers. They were the kind on the net that you meet in motels

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My biggest goal in life is to take away the life of another.

>>741921580
How old are you now?

>>741921790
24

>>741920837
how long would she pin you? maybe it was a kink for her too.

>>741920981
It only stopped because she went out with her friends one night and met a slim Scottish lad who quickly bedded her and got her pregnant so she moved out. A shame really I had a really good think going there. Sorry I haven't got anything good showing her form. For some reason she always looks really flat in photos but fuck me she looked thicc when she wore her tight jeans. Her ass is godlike

>>741921115
Josh?

>>741921334
She mostly wore jeans and was quite tight around her lovely ass, other time she wore some very loose PJ shorts

>>741921827
Did you get really drunk?

>>741922133
Wasn't drunk, no

>>741921827
Objectively speaking did he give you a good fuck?

A friend's younger brother has started acting really flirty with me lately. He just turned 16 and I'm like almost a decade older. Love him in a brotherly way and never liked dudes but he makes me feel confused and weird.
Go for it?

>>741921939
This was some serious dedication because we would be there on her bed for at least 2-3 hours.

I steal my girlfriends younger sisters underwear and yoga pants to use as cum rags, then I sneak them back into her drawers.

>>741922213
I wouldn't say so, no

>>741922278
Yep

>>741917931
do tell

>>741922381
How many guys had you had sex with before him?

>>741922495
2 before him

>>741922569
Did you have to see him lots after? How did he act?

>>741922631
He acted like I'd wanted it, like nothing wrong had happened. I avoided him as much as possible

>>741911326
I have sucked 4 dicks, and had my dicked sucked by many men. I'm a dude. I'm not gay.

>>741913914
>I like the band Echosmith
Just kys

>>741919166
I wish my wife had this fantasy.

How 'bout no you fucking bitch.

>>741922756
What was the lead up to it? How did you get yourself in such a situation?

>>741911326
I shit in a urinal when I was in kindergarten. When it was my first time using one.

>>741917547
>im trying to play Smite
faggot

>>741922920
We were hanging out at a party. Found ourselves alone in one of the rooms as it was winding down. He started making moves, I rejected them but he kept going.

Posted my wife's ass here and got reposted to Reddit and has over 82k views

>>741923105
>Reddit
faggot

>>741923165
I didn't post it there

>>741923029

I don't see my little niece as a personal fuck toy nor am I a pedo, she was just being an annoying little shit to me just like any other kid

>>741922810
>I'm not gay.
lol

>>741923045
How old was he? Did he cum in your pussy?

>>741923443
18. Yeah, he did

>>741923443
hes a dude so you can stop jerking off now

>>741923443
you seem super super into this story is there something you want to talk about

>>741922993
So Your of those people you peice of shit kek i would walk into the bathroom in elementary school back then and see that shit and would make me walk out cause of the smell

>>741923307
Post again.

>>741921063
Webms?

>>741920015
Nice hat, anon

I'm in love with a friend of mines gf and he constantly fools around with other chicks and I want to tell her because I'm also one of her only friends (sheltered chick, isn't allowed out much) but being his friend too puts me in an awkward position

>>741911326
Can't find new hobby. Life is boring. Almost suicidal. Just been thinking though.

>>741923561
>>741923615
I always like to see how far and the depth people will lie here, and how committed they are to their story. I don't get my dick out for lies.

I like lady gaga's music even though i'm a die hard punk fan

>>741923936
Get the fuck out

>>741922332
Holy fuck, no way. you'd be sniffing her ass for multiple HOURS? anon you dont know how lucky you had it. tell me more please, this is super hot.

>>741923534

pics?

>>741921957
Can you post a picture anyways? It's fine if she doesn't look her best, I just want to see her.

>>741923827
tell her wtf? even if you didnt love her you should tell her.

>>741911326
sometimes i want to be a man, but i don't wanna be transgender because it isn't the same thing and people will just tell me i'm mentally ill.

Ah I think I'll pass. Too lazy. Too much.
>inb4 edgy.

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does anyone here know how to be normie? I need help not being a socially awkward autist

>>741924398

you need help talking to chicks?

>>741924335
don't worry anon, you are mentally ill just embrace it!

>>741924098
All true my man. I often think back to them times and just think of how great it was being stuffed between her ass cheeks. My face was always red as a beetroot once she was done. Plus it would get really warm and sweaty being in there for hours which doubled the potency of the smell. What other details would you like to know.

>>741924533
Well why did she choose to leave you down that long? was she doing something else while riding your face? because theres no way she just sat there staring at you for 3 hour while you sniffed her. Also, wouldnt she notice you popped a boner?

>>741924446
no i am a girl(girl) and i need help talking to guys but i'm too shy to talk to them (and especially too shy to send nudes)

>>741924693
just practice sending your nudes by posting them here to people you will never meet

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I know I shouldn't care but all my life all I've ever wanted is somebody to love me back and it hurts knowing that will never happen.

>>741924693
girls 100% can get away with being shy, it's cute. As long as you're somewhat attractive just let the guys do the talking.

>>741924693
you're a chick it don't matter how ugly u are all u gotta do is talk to a dude and he'll want you to suck his dick

>>741924898
you can always get with someone ugly.

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>>741924959
not if you're on a different level of ugly than normal ugly people so even they don't wanna get with you

>>741924640
True she wouldn't sit there for hours doing nothing that's why she was always on her phone on FB or watching shitty Youtube videos and sometimes she even put a movie on as she had a Tv and xbox in her room so yeah Netflix is a easy way to pass the time

>>741924917
A girl doesn't even have to be cute to get away with being shy

>>741924302
See I would, but it's complicated. He comes from a really, REALLY, dark background. Like his dad was a hells angel, abusive physically and mentally. His dad ended up stabbing his mom in the lung at one point (he's in jail now).

Not saying that it gives him a license to do the things he does (he's a fucked up person as it is) but I don't think telling her will do anything to be perfectly honest. He extremely charismatic and charming in a super Chad way, and she really loves him. Like with all her heart. That's why it breaks mine to see them together.

>>741913914

:/ bruh this was kinda depressing. Hope you find a friend or something. Ever smoke?

>>741925115

I lift, I'm facially attractive and I would pound probably any woman between 100 lbs ~ 350 lbs below the age of 55.

I guarantee you there are many men who jerk it to you and you'll never know about. If you posted a pic I'd probably jerk it to after my workout just cause.

>>741924693
post kik ill help you

>>741917049
Fuck she's hot. Would you sell some of her panties/bras?

>>741925344
i'm not a chick you cunt

>>741925423

lmao I thought you were the chick in question

I guess you just type like a chick

>>741925187
im fapping so hard to this, its so erotic. I dream of doing this with my own sis but it would never happen. how did she tie you up? could you actually not escape?

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>>741925423
woops forgot to post a pic

>>741925525
no youre just fucking retarded

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>>741925525
ya probably, i was talking about some pussy ass shit anyway lmao

>>741925641

probably

I fucked a banana

i'm going to have to put down my dog pretty soon, and it's probably going to be the single worst day of my entire fucking life. She has some fucking pain in her back that she keeps lunging at until she wimpers and moans in pain, and no matter what drugs I give her she won't stop. I tried to put her on my bed and calm her down, but she just yipes in pain and jumps off and keeps trying to bite at it. I have nobody left but her. I love that fucking dog but I don't want to watch her suffer and I doubt she wants to suffer. I've had her for the vast majority of my life and I am going to fucking cry like a baby when the day comes, which it's going to have to, probably within the next month. I'm so sorry Freckles.

>>741925538
She would tie me up pretty tight with my hands behind my back with like the rope thing that holds a robe together and I honestly did try to escape near the end of the first time as I didn't have a tactic for hiding my boner first but I really couldn't escape

>>741925894
The amazing atheist?

>>741911326
I'm about to turn 26 and I'm realizing that while the internet brought us together in many ways, it's driven us apart in so many more. I scroll through Twitter and see people arguing and making retarded comparisons like Unite the Right being the exact same as Ferguson and demanding to know why there are no tanks. My country is divided into two major groups of idiots from my generation, a product of a failed education system running rampant across my country. Nobody argues with reasons or logic anymore, just feels and emotions. Like emotions and morality are objective and anybody who doesn't feel the way you feel is wrong. Nobody tries to understand each other anymore because frankly they're too stupid to. Each of their religions and political parties and ideologies have a solid foundation of vilifying anybody who doesn't fit their narrative. Meanwhile we're all too stupid to realize how badly we're suffering, while those with money and power use us like pawns in their plot for control, because who doesn't want a big army of sheep who just repeat brainwashed mantras and buzzwords? If it wasn't for my wife and her family idk what I would do. Still, I fear for the world my children will be born into. I fear for their education, their wellbeing, everything. I want my children to own their own lives, not do someone else's bidding through brainwashing. I want them to be their own people, strong, and independent of the game. But even if they were, what world will be left for them? And their children?

>>741925538

Same

Gets annoying having to fap to the same bro/sis incest porn out there.

You know if there's any real shit out there?

>>741911326
about 6 or so years ago, my friend tried to get into producing internet porn.

He recrutited me as his male talent. In his one and only film, I fucked the shit out of two strippers with fake ass double D titties. I did what he told me to. Choked them. Fucked them raw. Slapped the shit of of them.

To my knowledge, he never put the video online. Got lazy I guess.

I'm married with a baby on the way now. That video could ruin me.

>>741925538
Plus I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

>>741926098
fucking awesome. Im surprised she never noticed the boner, that would be awkward. Can you post a pic of her body please? im dying to see it.

>>741926282
>>741926371
ty its hot to imagine. what do you mean by real shit? like vids?

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>>741926737
Fine I'll post a body pic but the image is low quality and like I said before she looks flat in photos but shes really thicc in person

>>741927039
It's totally fine anon, she looks skinny and curvy sounds hot. Did you ever lick her butt when she sat on you or just smell?

>>741927039
share the titty pics little man

>>741911326
I was actually thinking of one of these threads earlier. This just happened about 5 hrs ago.

My boss is having me make 20 large pizzas for her rehearsal party. So can't stand the cunt, so I pissed my bladder empty in the sauce bucket. And mixed everything in.

>>741913914
pasta

>>741927276
I don't have any titty picks little man

>>741927513
You fucked up my man

>>741927208
I would try occasionally but I would space them very far and few between. I would normally do it while her ass was really sweaty so she might think its my nose that is the wet thing touching her ass

July 29 2019, get ready you narcissistic woman. your ass is gonna be ripped open and house burned down

>>741927763
im gonna cum soon. what was your all time favorite moment whne she sat on your face? like do you have 1 moment that stands out?

>>741927560
How'd I fuck up ?

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i have a kid with this chick and she doesn't know i'm the father

I love fapping on my terrace high on weed at night

It'll sound like /b/ bullshit, but I was blessed with an enormous cock. About 9.5 by 6. I got it at about around age 16 too.

To this day, it makes me so fucking hard that I fucked innocent high school chicks with a cock bigger than most porn stars take.

>>741928301
It has to be when my friend was round my house and we was playing xbox in my sister's bedroom as thats where the only console in the house was, well my sister gets home from work and just wants to chill in her room but my friend and I was there so she tried kicking us out the room but me being a big shot in front of my friend I told her to fuck off. Well I guess she saw this a threat as she instantly grabbed me and wrestled me to the bed and while keeping me pinned down she tied me up and started letting out a long wet fart on my face to which she looked back at my friend and told him to leave and don't come back until tomorrow unless he wanted some discipline too. He quickly legged it and he still teases me about it till this day.

>>741929066
and yet you are still a socially inept /b/tard.

I am actually President Obama, in 2 years the muslims will completely overrun Europe and then launch an assault on the US, Russia, and the People's Republic of China. This is all part of our plan to bomb the shit out of europe, and utilize the means of biological warfare to eradicate all human life there as well as throughout the middle east, and northern Africa. Then we will seize control of the remaining oil reserves (about 6 years later) and divide them among the remaining nations (meaning USA, Russia, and China) as all smaller nations will be assimilated by this trifecta by 2027. You Peasants will become dumber, and be replaced by machines who do everything you used to do, for the benefit of us, The Elite. Then for us who remain in our splendor there will be a Utopian paradise within which we can live out our days in peace.

>>741929695
>in 2 years the muslims will completely overrun Europe
you must be president obama from 2008

>>741929286
holy hell anon thats so hot. did you keep prodding her so that she would sit on your face longer?

pedo drug warped depressed obese loser

>>741929874
It is 2008 right? What year is this?

>>741929965
its 1992

On the outside I'm such a positive guy, but really some days I just hate myself. I have autism, my social skills are shit, I don't think I look attractive, I'm dissatisfied with where I live, I'm shit with girls, I'm a kissless virgin, I don't know what my purpose is. My friends seem to care about me, but I feel like such a burden to them, as well as my family. I'd honestly do anything for them, I put them over me. I don't want to commit suicide though, but yet some days I just want to cry and I feel like I'm suffering as nothing goes my way. I'm gonna be moving with my friends to Ontario in a year or so, but I'm scared because they've done so much for me and provided me with so much, and I'm worried I can't repay them. To make it worse one of the friends I'm moving with is a girl I have feelings for me. My life is just a never ending overwhelming thing.

>>741929891
I wanted too but I was afraid if I did she would see what I was really doing.

>>741929965
no one knows for sure, i cant read the muslim calendar, it all just looks like scribbles

>>741930154
What about when she kept you under for multiple hours? Did you squirm and stuff to make her think you wanted to get out or did you just sit there motionless?

>>741929981
>>741930176
So this must be 2channel right?
Or did i get the wrong site again

>>741919943
All sex is rape in your eyes huh

>>741930385
no, this is napster.

>>741911326
frankly, i love this girl. i absolutley am affectionate towards her. ive known her for a few years and we are great friends but i want to move onward with her. the only things stopping me are my nosy family, my mom who wont allow me to date anyone older than i, shes a few months older, my fear of ruining a friendship and lastly, allegedly shes questioning her heterosexuality. not sure what to do, if anything.

>>741930470
Ah, wrong timeline then. Never mind what i just said dear n00bs.

Life has been shit, got kicked out of the military, forced to drive across the country to my home where i had to put down my dog when i did since my parents are fucking cowards, got used by a fucking slut that made me feel like trash, got kicked out of my parents house since they didnt like my drinking and smoking due to stress and instead of realising what its doing i told them to fuck off, lost most of my friends, attempted suicide but fucking faulty ammo spared me, so as i sit right now im an alcoholic sleeping in his car only thinking about revenge on this barely legal bitch that thought i cant do shit to her

>>741930275
It was like one giant play, like something in a movie. I would squirm, moan, swear, nearly get out of my restraints. I would try anything to make it look real as possible.

>>741930897
well I came hard. ty for writing. I'll probably fap to the idea of tihs happening to me with my sis for a while now.

My second cousin is the cutest like darling, love holding her in my arms, And it always makes m think about how much I want to be a father. But i'm afraid to ever have children because Iv'e strugled with pedophilic thoughts and feelings my whole life

>>741931595
Don't have to thank me, I really enjoyed telling the story as It brought up a lot of pleasant memories.

>>741911326

I french kissed my father when I was 12, and he kissed back...

>>741931816
its a shame you didnt get to record those moments. imagine being able to basically relive it. damn.

>>741928559
You got more?

>>741931967
Fuck me, I would do anything to relive those moments

I cheated on my last girlfirend with a man but didnt work with both of them neither of them found out about the other

>>741932311
I'd do anything to experience soemthing like that :(. maybe you'll get a wife who can do it for you but it would still not be the same.

I fapped to a stone

>>741932395
True I hope to reenact this with that special someone one day but sadly it would never be as heart pounding and thrilling as it was with my sister.

I owe people lots of $ but instead of paying them back i buy shit i dont need because i dgaf.

I want to die. I am completely useless,and only take from people. I have no future, nothing to live for the best possible outcome is I somehow make it on minimum wage jobs, and even then I'll be completely alone. I do not like myself at all

Here's a secret: Jesus is the truth

my penis is sticking up

>>741932800
maybe your sis would still be up to do it if you visited her or something?

>Cheated on 9/10 20 yr old with 7/10 40 yr old

Regret it.. I still feel gut wrenching guilt

I highly doubt i'll live past 40. Surprised i even made it to 30 actually. but anyway, I hope i die before my parents.

>>741925988
Know that feel man. From this point on, do whatever you can to create good memories. Also, and this is something I really regret;

Arrange for a vet to come to your home when you do put her down. Passing in the comfort of your own home is something that will make it a Lott easier and less stressful, even if it's only really for you.

Not really sure why I'm writing this, but I hope you see it. Just wanted to let you know someone saw.

>>741925988
>>741933930
And also, I say I regret it because I didn't know it was an option. Hopefully giving someone else the info could help

Sorry I keep rambling, but see what you can do with homeopathic stuff. Yeah, most of it's bs, but what do you have to lose if you think you'll have to put her down. I'd be happy to help if you could list out some info (her age, symptoms, etc...)

Stay strong man, hope you see this :)

>>741926107
I've come to the same realization. It's really easy to forget how much of an echo chamber this place, as well as lots of the other social media websites, are. Go outside, take a road trip, climb a mountain, skydive; just get outside and into nature. It's as simple as going to a forest preserve and walking for a day. Give your brain a rest and just enjoy. So many people think of "vacation" as some tropical beach, but really it's just a change of scenery. Change things up a bit, it can really help.

bumps

>>741911326

Not really a secret, but at the same time I've not talked to anybody about what's going on so just let me have this.. let me rant..

>Be me, 23
>GF of four years has a dad in new mexico
>You live in oklahoma
>GF's dad has a stroke
>GF's dad gets transfered from Hobbs NM, to Lubbock, TX, to OKC, OK, to Stillwater, OK, and then finally to live with you.
>GF of four years sends text on phone that reads "I can't call now, I'll call when **** (me) is gone for work"
>Get suspicious
>Make a big deal out of it
>3 Days from anniversary
>She says she was having a couch delivered for anniversary present
>You're the asshole now
>She decides that's enough reason to leave you, with her dad.
>Continue to take care of her 81 year old dad who had a stroke
>Empty a commode every day (shit bucket btw)
>Miss 1 hr of work every other day to give him rides to dialysis
>Can't afford rent, electric, or really anything as I'm missing half the household income I used to have.
>Still talk to her, FB status single though
>Still take care of her dad, no idea what's going on in my life
>No idea how to make rent or keep the lights on
>About to move to maine after I get evicted and live in my car for 1 month I'll have enough money for a down payment on an apt in maine.
>No fucking clue what to do with her dad after I'm evicted though XD and tbh I don't know if I give a fuck, he's like a fucking vegetable that just produces shit for me to clean.
>Why am I even still taking care of her dad? Where the fuck else is he going to go? He's nearly no coverage and homes won't take him because he has no income hahahahah. If he misses dialysis twice in a row he dies... so maybe I'll just do that XD
>Fuck my life.

>>741934663

actual definition of cuck

>>741934773
Fucking right?
Yeah.

>>741934663
Don't let him die. It's not the right thing to do.

You're already taking care of him now for some reason; because its the right thing to do.

>>741934943
Yeah I know it's the right thing to do, but if I have to steam clean shit out of my carpet one more time because he couldn't make I'm going to literally kill myself.

>>741935110

Why is it the right thing to do? Nobody would do this for you. Release your burden. Drop him off at the hospital and be done with it.

The right thing to do is look after yourself.

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I have bad anxiety and a fear of the dark/supernatural. I'm 20 years old and 6'4" tall and I sometimes have trouble sleeping becasue I keep thinking of something in my room/going to appear out of the corner of my eye.

I have no evidence to think such things exist and are trying to hurt me, but yet I still do.

My sister used to jerk me off

>>741935753

details?

>>741935718
That could very well be a personality disorder. I'd discuss it with your doctor, see what he thinks about it.

i know where cotton eye joe cam from and where he went.

>>741922278
Do it

>>741935718
I also have a sleep disorder where it's like a night terror/panic attack type thing, I will wake up in the middle of the night, not fully concious and unable to control what is going on. During this I am very confused and scared, usually running around the room in a panic, I'll sometimes act out my dreams as well, once I even dart out the front door and fell down some stairs.

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>>741913914

My girlfriend is about a month pregnant.
And I'm constantly dealing with my mother telling me that, she's going to leave me take my kid and I'll have to pay her benefits for the rest of my life.

She doesn't approve or accept it.
And is only giving me till i can get a bond for a new place to leave.

I guess the only real part that bothers me, is... after everything all i wanted her to do is support me... at least emotionally.

>>741935808
I was like 7-8 she was 12-13 years old we used to take baths togeter and my dick started to stick out of the water and then she took care of it a few times i rubed her pussy once or twice even with my cock

>>741936722
a james bond?

Shitty social life, probably asexual/surely inorgasmic, used to be fucking clever, but somehow am lost.
Also, no real friends left with that special connection.
And each time I think about this all, it just keeps getting worse anons, what do anons? I'm lost...

>>741937101
stop thinking about the past and focus on thinking about what you can/should do in the future to improve. set goals, small and big and work towards those

>>741937667
I've tried doing that for years, but nothing is really improving.
Actually the harder I try, the harder the fall is.
At some point I really did become "numb", but yesterday it hit me that the same "defences" I'm relying on are what's hindering me, yet I don't want to be exposed again.

>>741937959
In all honestly, you should look into getting professional help like from a therapist/psychologist/life coach, even if it is only just 1 time.

>>741937959

Take the red pill. Start reading some philosophy. Start working out. Focus on improving the problems you feel you have (easy ones first like lifting weights)

>>741938248
>>741938266

Fixing your social skills will become much easier once you're a shredded cunt and feel confident in your appearance.

>>741938266
I'd been meaning to start reading philosophy to improve, but don't know where to start really, Western/Eastern? Buddhist Philosophy? Nihilism?

> Ausfag, live rural Vic, in school best friend turns homo
> im ok about it but he tries it on with me couple times. i shut it down not my thing
> after 5 or 6 times he finally gets it- no I'm totally not a fag, stop trying to convert before friendship ruined
> after highschool he moves to Melbourne for uni
> I visit him one weekend
> staying at his place
> hes OK person but Melbourne's really changed him. Super homo, puts on faggy voice and does all the limp wrist shit, dresses terribly
> he's having a few friends over Sat night
> dinner party is unpleasant, just a sausage fest, and these guys are just sick fags. Gross jokes and creepy
> I feel uncomfortable like being the only straight guy they're sizing me up
> couple comments about the hot country boy which make me toey
> I have a drink or two but don't wanna get out of it, dont trust these fuckers
> night progresses, a few of these guys are hugging and shit. Gross AF
> decide not my scene, my mate and I live completely different lives and have nothing in common anymore
> about to bail
> random dude starts creeping on me, says out loud he can turn me and 'everyone is a fag once they've had a few drinks'
> I start getting a bit aggro inside but still being polite
> then he says something like 'guys give best head because we know what we like better than women.' Put hand on my crotch asks if I'm ready to have a proper blowie
> I've had enough of this shit
> get your hand off me mate
> go to spare room to get my things
> open door to see two guys fucking on the bed I was gonna sleep on
> walk out book a room at an Oaks
> go to nearby bar, meet hot Kiwi girl on hols
> take her back to my room and destroy her pussy
> was great sex but had foul vision of those two dudes rooting in my head
> delete friend from fb, literally never see him again
> Really hate fags now. Go be gross somewhere else

Why do they try it on with straight guys? I don't wanna be a cunt about it but that shits fucked up

>>741913697
Me again, any idea how to blackmail her?

>>741939115
Don't, be a decent human and control your cock, fag.

bumppz

I do the "girlfriend experience" thing. I sometimes feel weird and bad for them and that I am taking advantage of them.

>>741939115
Leave her alone man. Be a good person.

>>741940115
whats that?

>>741934663
I've got no advice but shit man. There's gonna be some major karma reward coming for you.

Or there better fucking be

>>741940961
>girlfriend experience
>>741940115
When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.

>>741941077
Oh ok so a girlfriend for hire. Why do you feel like you're taking advantage of them if they're offering the service?

>>741933124
kys and livestream it

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I Yotsuba Post more than ever because I feel like there is nothing else to do.

I want to address the 20 somethings in this forum. Right now you all have ambitions of grandeur and making it in your field of excellence. I want to tell you nepotism is going to lock 90% of you out of the good life no matter how hard you knock at the door. Mediocrity is a tough pill to swallow. Dont spend too much on higher learning. Dont rely on the trades as a scapegoat either. You are probably going to get fucked like me

I really wanna fuck my female friend but I'm afraid if anyone finds out about me wanting that or even doing it my girlfriend will break up with me on the spot so I do nothing, especially because friend is a prude but thicc

>>741926282
Bro/sis incest is real... I know because I did it and it was great fun. Better yet was when I used to fuck and was sucked by my niece/daughter...

Now single gl 27 I just want to explore bisexual side, feel a cock in my mouth, 69 mmf and if Im versa. Btw Mtl 514 here

Cheated on my girlfriend of 2 years with an old highschool crush. Don't regret it one bit, and would do it again.

i would fuck my ex in the dirt under her parents porch and we would watch her (adopted)mom or sister thru the window when theyd shower in the basement after their workout.
same ex's sis was passed out drunk in bathroom and i got caught pulling her bikini back to see her pussy by gf. she got legit pissed but i was too horny and jerked one out in the bathroom as she was yelling at me and trying to wake sis, came over both of them.

now my brain is so fucked i cant get it up for barely any new girls

i watch the women at my work pee thru a hole in the door, ive ejaculated feeling up a passed out herion junky bitch i was supposed to be evicting, ive spent an hour in the woods with binoculars waiting for the mother of my daughters friend to shower in the morning, i flashed my dick to a black chick at wendys drive thru and she took a pic...


thats about it

>>741943076
Did she break up with you over the bikini thing?

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>>741924398
I get by. I can mingle with normies for a while and have qt gf. I guess i can give ok advice. What you need anon?

>>741943076
why exactly did she get pissed? i assume you already saw her pussy many times when she was showering

>>741912684
Got kik?

I have been abused nearly my whole life. My ribcage is deformed from the new and exciting ways my brother found to beat the living shit out of me. Sometimes it wouldn't be that bad so the rest of my family thought it was fine, even though he would still punch me in the stomach multiple times in a row. If I tell anyone now since it happend so long ago nothing would happen especially because the rest of my family thought everything was fine. So now I have a shit brother and a slightly deformed body and no one even cares

I want to move out to Denmark or Australia by the time I graduate in college, and then get a qt gf that won't be too bitchy.

>>741943703

kill him, poison his food, throw acid on him

fuck that bitch get some revenge

I fap to a family members fb way to much

>>741931941
Go on.

I used to fap to my friend when he'd be sleeping at sleepovers. He wore briefs to bed

>>741943782
Not a bad idea. I still need to find a way to get it into his food though. And a poison that he wouldn't be able to taste

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>>741944001

this one time i tried to bang my sister
and it ended up with 2 months jail time
a sexual assault record and a 20 year restraining order - sorry sis just wanted some pics to fap to

so what if I like putting markers in my ass while i jack off, that doesn't make me gay

I have turned my whole life around. I was a retard and now I am a pimp crushing pussy. I come here just to brag

>>741943828
i assume your dad's

I smell my female coworkers shoes that they leave under their desks

>>741926107
this is a great reflexion anon

>>741929695
you got to do it fast cause by 2100 whites are not gonna exist, just brown races and blacks
>bbcdomination.jpeg

>>741935718
schizo

>>741944491
No. Cousin so many yoga pants

>>741943703
> And no one even cares
It seems that applies to /b/ aswell

>>741944849
how old is she? would you fuck her if u had the chance?

I always enjoy coming to /b/ finding a decent thread and reading a bunch of shit until 3 am, thanks for the entertainment fuags.

>>741945561
It's 4:15 A.M. for me
Git. Gud. Mate

>>741911556
>only 3 months

Pussy, I've been putting it off for a decade. I turned 30 just over a week ago

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Ive been high on meth yhe past two days lol 18 live with my parents who have no idea im a walking drug addict

>>741922278
He's pedobait.

>>741945561
no problem, youre welcome. ill mail u the bill.

>>>/pol/137207265

>male
>thought I was a transfaggot all through HS
>dress as a woman in senior year
>made fun of but hey I'm myself
>go to college as a faggot
>get no pussy
>ohfuck.jpg
>is not happy but now I'm permafaggot
>drop everything to join military
>come back on leave and fuck 4 chicks in 10 days
>biggest faggot in my unit now. Never told anyone in the military.

>>741924898
Why is it impossible?

I can love you.

>>741946116
Ha, gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Im attracted to both women and trans women with penises does that make me bi or just trans attracted also wouldnt mind dating a trans women but therr arent many in scotland anyone know any free dating sites for trans?

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>741924145
b8 kek

Almost everyone I've met agrees im attractive but i cant seem to get a girl. My social skills aren't bad but for some reason i can't ask a girl on a date or make a move /:

>>741934663
Drop him off at her place then fuck off. If she left you over an "anniversary present" then the present was her getting blacked on that couch.

>>741922810
topkek